I love how Ricky and Steve work out the ending, and proceed to hint at it, take the mick, and threaten to fire Karl or end monkey news because of the ridiculousness of it, but Karl powers on to the end regardless.
Haha it's so funny to hear him laugh, he almost sounds like a human being. I think he's laughing because he now has to tell about the monkey driving the car after Ricky explicitly told him he couldn't :P
I actually read the other day Crapper helped popularise the modern flush toilet but he didn't invent it (although apparently he did invent some components which were later added to the system), and the crapper/crap thing is a coincidence
that's bollocks. I might believe some of this crazy crap but I refuse to do any research about such ridiculous reports. But thank you for the positive response c:
I believe the story about the chimp porn director. I've seen a show about a compound where they gave chimps nearly indestructible boxes with cameras in them, and there was a touch screen where they had a limited capacity to review video. It's a small leap from that to a chimp that for some reason fixates on filming animals bangingn.
Just watched an episode of "Would I Lie To You" where Charles Dance had a (true) story that he had a little chimpanzee round for tea. Made me think Karl on that program would be amazing.
The story about the monkey with the tattoo "crap" on its head and yes there is a picture with the full story. look it up, just search "monkey with tattoo on head.
crap is based of someone with the last name crapper who invented the toilet i'm pretty sure, then again i got that news from probably a similar source to karls
WAT THERE IS NO FACKING WAY. there's no way any of this monkey news is true, it's news from the view of a monkey. karl pilkington. His news about monkeys, which the news he reports itself is literally monkey news. Ricky has created a new meme
hahaha look at you son, you're making yourself look very stupid because I've looked up some of Karl's stories and most of them are true. But because he doesn't give the full details, they sound fake. REMEMBER, also ask questions and never believe what others tell you, cause that's dangerous.
I really miss this trio. They're ten times better together than each of them on their own.
'It was an automatic' hahahaha
Great isn't it! Ricky goes mad and Steve is just calm and sarcastic hahahaha!
I could listen to Karl all day
I love how Ricky got so frustrated with him hahaha! So very funny.
I love how Karl laughs randomly at "86" at 12:58
haha
thanks so much for this!!!
Thank you so much!
that was one of the best half ours of my life. really needed that. you made my day hahahahahahaha thanks
Steve: "its called Crap?"
Karl: "Yeah, i know, right, but do y'know what it's famous for?"
Steve: "Is it involved with this show?"
gets me everytime.
'It was an automatic' , piss funny from KP
"it was an automatic"
i died
you're an absolute legend for doing all this stuff :)
Love this, mate!
As an American, hearing Karl say "and stuff" is for some reason bloody hilarious
You deserve money for the quality of your uploads!
I love how Karl just keeps on going whatever Ricky or Steve says. Like a fucking train. He just doesn't care what they say :)
Ricky: "Right it's the chef"
Steve: "Course it is"
- My head nearly exploded with laughter at that one.
I love how Ricky and Steve work out the ending, and proceed to hint at it, take the mick, and threaten to fire Karl or end monkey news because of the ridiculousness of it, but Karl powers on to the end regardless.
A Karl laugh could warm the coldest of hearts
It's marvelous.
Drove to spain.....but it was an automatic. .. PMSL
Karl LAUGHED!
MonkeynewsNIGHT! Lol ricky funny!!
"Its an automatic"
Steve just likes to encourage him...it drives Ricky even more insane.
I love the way Ricky can't handle anything that doesn't have a logical explanation! haha
"It was an automatic" ROFL
too funny. Best LOL in a while
amazing
Karl is awesome! Ricky is a genius.
Hahahahaha, I love that
lol at those last ones. Karl HAD to be making those up.
his embellishment is genius.
i think its hilarious. i love hearing ricky get angry as well haha
pure comedic gold XD
Karl - "Can we just see the guy who cooked it?"
Ricky - "Short fella, hairy, wearing a balaclava?
LMFAO!!!!
the little one right at the end about the chat room is fucking hilarious! Nearly died!
i love karl
"Well there's a lot of monkeys out there, and you'd think they're just called Monkey and what have you." Yep.
when Karl went 'it was an automatic' i couldnt breathe for about 5 minutes
Haha it's so funny to hear him laugh, he almost sounds like a human being. I think he's laughing because he now has to tell about the monkey driving the car after Ricky explicitly told him he couldn't :P
Everything Karl says has a backbone of truth its karls brain that messes it up
"Menalists, who do websites about themselves everyday" Fuck, Ricky is a prophet
Oi, cheers mate!
Number 86 is my favourite story of all time
I actually read the other day Crapper helped popularise the modern flush toilet but he didn't invent it (although apparently he did invent some components which were later added to the system), and the crapper/crap thing is a coincidence
"Chimp Pimp 1 2 and 3 and all the rest of it, alright?"
I'm surprised they didn't burst.
I thought he said Acne! I didn't think I recognised the place!
No worries.
Steve: I-A-A-A-A-A...What?
12:56 "ha ha huh-ha.... 86"
at the end of most, in nearly all
Ha ha Ricky was sickened the marriage one was true
Are these actually in the XFM episodes? Or are they seperate and i should download both?
that's bollocks. I might believe some of this crazy crap but I refuse to do any research about such ridiculous reports. But thank you for the positive response c:
i'd like to see that
@12:49 -- ultimatum...perfect.
Pilockton
You know whats weird, a lot of karls stories are actually real or at somewhat close to the truth.
Because it probably frustrates him that Karl tell these stories, and doesn't question them.
lol
@26:00 unparalleled! :-) Ricky is having an aneurysm.
any body got a download link for this :D
Aww for-fuh aaww karl
Well, I think they kept the tracksuits.
What's number 86 up to?
my fav nickname for karl is pickleton
karl in a jar
Do all brits use slang similar to karl, or is that just a regional, Manchester thing? I know the accent is Manchester specific.
Not payin it’s fare...
Weird that you said that here, where most of it is bollocks.
Humanzee lmao
lol I searched up the monkey tatooed with the word "crap" its actually true...poor monkey :(
i didnt see it on your channel, did you lie or did I just not find it?
I believe the story about the chimp porn director. I've seen a show about a compound where they gave chimps nearly indestructible boxes with cameras in them, and there was a touch screen where they had a limited capacity to review video. It's a small leap from that to a chimp that for some reason fixates on filming animals bangingn.
"Ive got the full story here,
youre still not happy"
-Karl the Wise
~25:44
yeah he milks it
And the fact he believes them.
Ricky really isn't THAT much smarter than Karl, truly.
Just watched an episode of "Would I Lie To You" where Charles Dance had a (true) story that he had a little chimpanzee round for tea. Made me think Karl on that program would be amazing.
The story about the monkey with the tattoo "crap" on its head and yes there is a picture with the full story. look it up, just search "monkey with tattoo on head.
He doesn't, I was referring to Karl believing them.
17th century?
Why?
It was an automatic.
crap is based of someone with the last name crapper who invented the toilet i'm pretty sure, then again i got that news from probably a similar source to karls
manchester accent?
why does Ricky get so heated with a silly story....
Not really, I heard the letter many times in a couple of minutes.
Most of these are true. But once Karl reads it he just makes up so much stuff!! So it becomes utter nonsense but with an element of truth in it.
And, sorry. I should have worded it better.
I hate steve's passive patronizing attitude
Is it just me or is there no H in Karl's alphabet ?
crap... lol what a name
WAT THERE IS NO FACKING WAY. there's no way any of this monkey news is true, it's news from the view of a monkey. karl pilkington. His news about monkeys, which the news he reports itself is literally monkey news. Ricky has created a new meme
Karl, you must know... that... is...shit.
ricky talks way too much.
More like his mouth.
He is bad at explaining things and often talks himself into a corner.
hahaha look at you son, you're making yourself look very stupid because I've looked up some of Karl's stories and most of them are true. But because he doesn't give the full details, they sound fake. REMEMBER, also ask questions and never believe what others tell you, cause that's dangerous.