medieval diss track FULL SONG
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- čas přidán 7. 09. 2024
- My Mill grinds,
Pepper, and Spice,
Your Mill grinds,
Rats, and Mice...
Full song of the Medieval Diss Track I made in which I added more lyrics to the original from My Mill Grinds in Tommy Thumb's Pretty Song Book.
Remix of Parappa the Rapper and MediEvil soundtracks I also made which is longer and different.
Parappa The Rapper - Instructor Mooselini's Car Rap
MediEvil - Crypt & Graveyard
medieval diss track 2: • medieval diss track 2
medieval diss track 2 FULL SONG: • medieval diss track 2 ...
He doesn’t roast, he impolitely mentions his acquaintance’s flaws
indubitably!
Critique track
Hey guys! I just want to say that Markiplier's niece is gone forever for voting Trump LOL 🤣
My lines have
A lot of flow
You lines have
More than one flaw
I do say, the amount of politeness in this track along with the auditorally pleasing rhymes would indeed suggest to me that whomever hath birthed this masterpiece into existence was elucubrating at levels that are unfathomable to such a feeble mind such as my own.
This guy is destroying everyone before they even existed
🤥
Well some really did
based patches pfp
This shit hits harder then the bubonic plague 💀💀💀
@@lambn25 two
"My wife smells of pure honey. Your wife smells of bad money."
Boy sent him to the guillotine with that one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
🤓☝️ ummm actually the guillotine was invented in the 18th century long after the Middle Ages ended
Bro sent him to the crucifix with that one‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
😂
Bro sent him to the brazen bull with that one 🔥🔥🔥
💀
0% swears
0% racism
0% innapropriate content
100% medival
Only the best content
@@The.eternal.sillynessthere is no salvation for you
@@MethOverdose2001 why
@@The.eternal.sillyness just cause dude, gotta deal with having no salvation. kind of a skill issue tbh
@@thegamingerickchannel i know that there is no salvation for me, but that's unrelated to my comment
As a Brit I don’t see how this is medieval I hear this everyday when people argue
The first part of the rap comes from a nursery rhyme book from 1744 (I'm sure existed before that) and people meme'd Its a medieval diss track
Same, can't believe that the title is misleading. smh my head.
@@Kickass778 uh do you not get it?
@@dascreeb5205 what the fuck are you talking about
Yeah
This isn't just bars, it's ingots
This isn't just fire this is Greek Fire
Oof Greek fire.
not greek fire!
This doesn’t just hit, it besieges
We truly live in a kingdom
My bars are shiny pure gold
Your bars are alcoholic and cold
I spit fire that burns the woods
You spit fire that won't make soot
FIRE! I remember listening to the original snippet back in 1522
Your name fits this comment suspiciously well
‘Tis still a good song even after all these centuries
Same here
Aah the good ol days of 1522 !
@@pptheastrologer6870 when all Chris's were at peace with rocks
How Americans think British people argue:
Real
😂
Lol
Real
You’re saying it isn’t?
L + No Maidens + No Mills + Non-Arable Fields
+ no irrigation + get sieged
+negligible heirs+get duelled+famine+pay unreasonable taxes to everyone of minor importance+30 yr lifespan
+raided+touch gold
+ you have buboes
"go touch farmland you pesky rat"
The little trombone sounding “boom” between the words really makes this catchy
Don’t think it’s a trombone
It’s not a trombone as a trombonist I can confidently say there is no way it is I think it my be a quick strum of a deep string instrument
The band kids are all gonna kill you cause you said trombone for something that sounds close enough to a trombone and they can’t go without being annoying for more than a minute.
@@rixon44 yeah I am pretty sure that it is a bass or something
It’s not in tune to the melody 😭
My maiden is, as pure as royalty
Your maiden is, lacking in loyalty
My pottage looks, quite delicious
Your pottage looks, a bit suspicious
My heir is, as smart as a scholar
Your heir is, a no good brawler
My tunic is, made from fine textile
Your tunic is, lacking in style
My mare is, mighty and strong
Your mare sleeps, all day long
My fiefdom is, grand and abundant
Your fiefdom is, bland and redundant
My jester makes, me giggle with glee
Your jester makes, me wince at thee
My helmet can, shield me from many blows
Your helmet can, protect less than lederhose
My village is, quaint and prosperous
Your village is, simply preposterous
My priest speaks, only the word of the lord
Your priest speaks, only what makes me feel bored
My tavern is, stocked with the finest of wine
Your tavern serves, ale that I’d have to decline
My sword can, defeat my foes with ease
Your sword can, slice only through cheese
My knights are, adept in bravery
Your knights are, fairly unsavory
My dwelling is, quite cozy and warm
Your dwelling can’t, protect you from a storm
My bard is, gifted with musical skill
Your bard is, simply run of the mill
My market is, filled with merchants and trade
Your market is, filled with goods of low grade
When the pottage is sus 😳
That's great
Wait continuation I made:
My king's crown is of pure gold,
Your king's crown is of pure mold!
My queen is very fair,
Your queen thinks with her hair!.
My town is of great size,
Your town is of great demise!
My lumber is very good,
Your lumber isn't even wood!
I made a new continuation because this is not the greatest.
"My king's crown is of pure gold
Your king's crown is very old!
My maiden is quite fair,
Your maiden is quite the scare!
My queen is very honorable,
Your queen is intolerable!
My timber is very good,
Your timber is not wood!
My stallion is quite the sire,
Your stallion got stuck in the mire!
My field has a lot of sporanges,
Your field cannot grow the smallest of oranges!"
Medieval diss track : royalty edition
My land is, very fertile
Your land is, very hostile
My hall is, full of many trades
Your hall is, full of many raids
As a British person, i can confirm that this is what rap sounds like here
Just it's liTTle and not "liddle". I'm british too
Oh goodness gracious, gentleman, it seems we are about to embark on a close quarters combat. So be it, em garde@@Charles.De.Lorme.1584
@Asd_AntiFurry "ready, aim, steady... FIRE!!! *Musket fire intenstifies* 😂
@@Charles.De.Lorme.1584lidl is a shop
Throw drill out the window, this slaps way harder
This beat hits harder than a trebuchet!
Still not as hard as home depot
Art thou trebuchet type beats for sale 🧐
Hits harder than a spiked mace smashing into the side of a 14th century plate armour helm
This slapped harder than the black plague
Hits harder than a speeding chariot
“My king is smart and wise, your king is full of lies”
My brother in Christ we are in the same kingdom
Well people are allowed to have different political opinions aren't they?!
@@RomanCigići think he meant they share the same king bro
Well I didn’t vote for him…
@@Adam-xf6sqyou don’t vote for kings
@@Adam-xf6sqvoting?...in a monarchy..?
“Your wife smells of bad money”
*DESTROYED*
"Squire, my god! I said roast the peasant not murder 😳!"
- Baron
Best roasts of 1960s
emotional damage
@@Agent_chees *1860s 💀
@@martinchuma 1455 💀
My trebuchet, aims with ease.
Your trebuchet, hits the trees.
My knights wear, plate and mail.
Your knights wear, the shell of a snail.
My local inn, sells fine mead.
Your local inn, sells pig feed.
WELL DON'T KILL THE DAMN BITCH
We makin it ourta the Iron Age with this one 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@43dl3ntilWe are exiting the iron age with this obeladytignominious masterpiece.
My palace is, nicely decorated.
Your palace is, comepletley deflated.
@@43dl3ntilmedieval times were way after the Iron Age
As a wise commenter on the original video once said,
"Let's go, George! Show those pesky dirt-eaters who's boss!"
Them Nefarious Number-two Nibblers will know how hard i plow!
“But Jon, we ARE pesky dirt-eaters!”
Let us thy forth go,george! Let us show those bothersome ground-consuming rapscallions who is king!
Bro this is a stolen comment and this is no cap go to the one that isn’t full version bruh
My cousin commented that lol
Things to note:
His mill grinds pepper and spice
His hand picks only what grows
His grain tastes delightful
His mother cooks with much care
His wife smells of pure honey
His fields are happy to see
His hat fits like a fiddle
His king is smart and wise
His sheep will keep us alive
Things to note about the other guy:
His mill grinds rats and mice
His hand picks only his nose
His grain tastes very frightful
His mother cooks with her hair
His wife smells of bad money
His fields are sad to decree
His hat fits like it's little
His king is full of lies
His sheep will fail to arrive
Thinks to note about you:
No mills
No hands
No grain
No mother
No wife
No fields
No hats
No kings
No sheep
Things to note about Ralof:
His mill cuts Lumber
His hands pick mora tapinella
His grain doesn't exist
His mother cooks with a pot
No wife
No fields
No hats
His king was killed in fair combat
No sheep
@@coriseoris No wifes?
@@matthiass._. no maidens??!
This beat drops harder than any guillotine I’ve seen!
I like this joke
Bro this deserves more likes
King Louis been real quiet since this dropped
Chaotic evil
@@DS-wk9gb HE W H A T
"my house is, sturdy and strong"
"your house is, earthy and wrong"
I can't wait to start listening to this unironically.
I can't wait for a full album
I just can’t wait.
🤥
It's already started.
@@phaZonJJ27 i just cant
"My Wife smells
Of pure Honey
Your Wife smells
Of bad Money"
That is one of the most clever ways of saying "Your girl is a thot" that I have ever heard.
I didn't even realise that omg
Felt so fancy after hearing it
Onlyfan moment but polite
Who new these mill grinders could grind eachothers wives so badly
That was easily the best lyric in the whole song.
This explains why Eminem’s been so quiet his whole life.
You mean, the Marshall from the town of Mathers? A rather despicable fellow, if you ask me.
@@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler what’a’ scoundrel he is! A real scallywag!
Hey guys! I just want to say that Markiplier's niece is gone forever for voting Trump LOL 🤣
@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 weren’t you the same guy from bashurverse’s meltdown where you called him a pedo even though he wasn’t and you were just spamming some horrid crap? Oh right your now a bot
@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 Tf
0:01 I hear the Parappa driving instructor teaching me already
Bro i swear to god that song is so gas
ALRIGHT, WE'RE HERE, JUST SITTING IN THE CAR 🔥🔥🗣️
I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME IF YOU CAN GET FAR 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🚘🚘🚘🚘
@@90BananasStep on the gas 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
@@XadielNova step on the gas 🔥 🔥 🔥
Dis shit fire, me and the boys in Acre will be bumping this when we battle the saracens
Acre dosent exist
@@TheI.L.Y it is a city in Israel
@@unfathomable3434 thougth you were talking about the state of acre in Brazil sorry
@@TheI.L.Y that's all right
Acre does not exist
"My king is smart and wise, your king is full of lies" is actually kind of accurate though. People used to identify themselves based on whose subject they were
used to? they're called football fans
@@nofood4u936 football fans aren't people so the original comment is still correct
And this is also interesting with slavery to because slaves would get in arguments with other slaves so they would say that their master is better for this or that I’m pretty sure Fredrick Douglass said they would get so bad some slaves would try to win by saying stuff like “well my master is better at whipping that yours” or “my master is crueler than yours” so they would quite literally find any way to win
We still do.
“Stupid republican!”
“Stupid libtard!”
@@Fredrickthe2nddo you have any idea where you heard this I need to know if this is true
"My slaves are, obedient and healthy"
"Your slaves are, rebellious and stealthy"
kinda slaps tho
@@cutelyhorrifying just like me to the slaves
17th century rap
You mean serfs? England got rid of slaves in early 12th century
@@longboy7 I believe a rap about slavery would work well in America since yk *America*
MY WAGON IS, FAST AND RELIABLE
YOUR WAGON IS, NOT QUITE DRIVABLE
What a fire track, wonder how Mozart will respond to this one.
the fact that i cant tell if you think mozart is from this era is golden
Speaking of, when is mozarts next album?
@@duelios. the fact that “this era” is highly ambiguous is very fucking much not golden
Mozart came back with “Leck mich im Arsch” (Lick me in the ass). It was the Killshot of the classical period. Here’s the track: czcams.com/video/C78HBp-Youk/video.html
300th like
The song sounds aggressive and yet passive at the same time.
That’s called passive aggressive
@@TaxmicRug45879 no shit sherlock
Aggressively passive
Must be Canadian.
Hey guys! I just want to say that Markiplier's niece is gone forever for voting Trump LOL 🤣
“My Hand only pick what grows
Your hand picks only your nose”
Goes hard
I'd rather said: your hand picks only whats gross
Yes
banger
You know what's worse than CZcams comments that quote the video we all just watched? CZcams comments that quote the video we all just watched, except they get the quote wrong.
@@cameodamaneo bruh the video said nose how was he wrong?
Bro was sent to the gallows with this one 💀💀💀🥶🥶🔥🔥
"Hey Charles, may I play a song on the Grammophone?"
"Yes, but it would be folly to play poor tunes"
"Worry not"
Ok
why good golly (yn) , this music is absolute farrendiculously exquisite!
This seems like it would fit better with the Industrial diss track.
I cannot express how hard this made me laugh.
* Pulls comically large disc *
This song helped me get through the plague. Legendary.
no kidding lol
that could also apply to 2020 lol
@@user-ji7ik7ef3s that was point i was making.
Bro all the fellas bounced to this during the Roman Crusades
@@user-ji7ik7ef3s not really
"My sheep will, keep us alive
Your sheep will, fail to arrive"
Honestly, this line ruined the other guys career SO HARD that the sheep still hasn't arrived to this day.
6/6/2023 holy heck!!!! you guys really enjoyed this one
-TBSODedly
What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here! (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE X2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that.... I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD
Every like will bring the sheep 1 day closer to arrival
Absolutely, this man has no chill at all
delivery error please try again
I made some:
My guards are, trustworthy
Your guards are, stupid and only give mercy
Our castle, keeps us from trouble
Your castle, is made of rubble
Our library, fills with knowledge
Your library, needs to be polished
These are great although the last 2 were a little iffy
These sound kinda spontaneous
My castle keeps, me from trouble.
Your castle keeps, you in rubble.
@@adamsgaming.1747 honestly i thought the second and third were good and the first one was iffy
WE MAKING IT TO THE RENAISSANCE WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥
WE MAKIN IT OUT OF THE BYZANTINE WITH THIS TOO 🔥🗣💯💯💯
WE MAKIN IT OUT THE BATTLE OF NORMANDY WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀
@@xxx.sfeeju.dpnshfpqpmspzbmfWhat is bro on about?
WE’RE GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH THE BUBONIC PLAGUE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
WE RUINING THE EAST ROMANS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
"my king is
Smart and wise
Your king is
Full of lies"
"B-But we have the same king"
". . . You quiet your air hole."
Hey guys! I just want to say that Markiplier's niece is gone forever for voting Trump LOL 🤣
@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 who the fuck are you
This comment feels like things are about to get very French
@@naturalistmind no theyare about to get Englis
j'aime parler anglais
This hits harder than the bubonic plague 🔥🔥🔥
We’re going to hell
@@Snipeshotlolstraight to the boiler rooms of hell 😂
L + u have scurvy
this alone wiped out 2/3 of Europe
💀💀💀
This is just the best
Thank you, you are a great creator
Your hands picks, only your nose
Still better than 95% of Sound Cloud rappers.
WDYM “still”? Greatest single of the 17th century
greatest song since 1200
what is that supposed to mean? this is the greatest musical hit possibly to exist.
200%*
@@leftkidneyrikoYT suck my meat?
500 years later this still slaps!
@@Sanfedismo1192 🤓
@@Sanfedismo1192 🤓
@@Sanfedismo1192 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓
@@Sanfedismo1192 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@Sanfedismo1192 🤓 and 💀
"My wife smells of pure honey, your wife smells of bad money" He did NOT just say that xD
Hey guys! I just want to say that Markiplier's niece is gone forever for voting Trump LOL 🤣
OMORI
I think he just called his wife what I think he just called his wife
@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 SHUT YOU SHUT SHUT SHUTTY SHUT SHUT BOT
Am I the only one thinking of a rapping moose driving instructor rapping with dog?
WE CATCHIN’ THE WITCHES WITH DIS ONE🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
This hits harder then an angry land lord to disobedient serfs.
@Emperor of the Oudh State as a russian I confirm
To quote the great William Shakespeare: "Villain, I have DONE THY MOTHER"
No. You read that right, and it means exactly what you think it does in context. it was stated by Aaron during a Maurie show situation. And yes, Aaron is honestly the best character in Titus Andronicus.
The jokes really that old huh
Honestly, yeah, that sounds like Shakespeare.
there's also "some are born great, some achieve greatness, some have greatness thrust upon them," which is a slow burner but once you realize it...
@@Vintage-Ace
"What have you done?"
"That which cannot be undone"
"Villain, you have undone my mother"
"VILLAIN, I HAVE DONE THY MOTHER"
Nah man it’s Titus. His cooking skills alone make him the best character.
Thy piece of melody hence presented upon thee is certainly delightful
This beat truly slaps i sayeth. V'ry much fireth!
Such a flaming tune. Tis certain to nettle some bottoms.
This ironic upon seeing your name XD
2 years and now still its a...
BANGER
"Your wife smells of bad money," there is no way you could possibly live with this insult.
same.
"Your wife smells like no money"
"Your wife smells of bad money" is another way to call someone's wife a thot btw
I have the power to change it from 999 to 1K should I do it
i would kms if i got that insult bro ☠
Heres some ones I made:
My village is, lively and clean
Your village is, dirty and mean
My wagon is,sturdy and reliable
Your wagon is, not even drivable
My jester is, quite hilarious
Your jester is, quite nefarious
My horses are, Swift and fast
Your horses, Always come last
My dam, Keeps the water out
Your dam, inspires doubt
My tunic is, a new style
Your tunic is, Disgusting and vile
My priest speaks, The word of the lord
Your priest is, Dumb as a board
My sword, slices my enemies with ease
Your sword will, break by a light breeze
My castle is, made of brick and stone
Your castle is, not even your own
My dungeon is, cold and dark
Your dungeon, misses the mark
My army wields, powerful blades
Your army wields, shovels and spades
My pottage is, quite delicious
Your pottage is, quite suspicious
M&Ms has been real quiet since this comment
@@PersonFromSouthAfricasir Eminem
few?
the horses line goes crazy🔥
What's in that pottage? WHAT IS IN THAT POTTAGE?
These roasting skills are sharper than a damn guillotine
They slap harder than the strongest of ingots and burn hotter than the fires from my hearth
Actually guillotines we’re invented in modern history era not the
Medieval era
.
@@YaboyRamirezfromSAFC true... I'm french I should know xD
Hits harder than the fall of Byzantium 🔥🔥🔥
Nah bro this hits harder than battle of manzikert 1071🔥🔥🔥
We defending against the Muslim invasions with this one 🗣️🔥💯
We defending Constantinople against Ottoman turks with this one 🔥🔥🔥
😂😂😂😂😂
that gent is spitting BARS
thy lyrics is absolute FIRETH
Spitting ingots you mean?
He’s spitting plague spors
Such a sick rap, reminded me of the black death
A
We makin it outta the dark ages with this one 🔥🔥🔥
Indeed 😭 ❤️
Who let blud cook bruh??.🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
yes
WE MAKIN OUT THE BATTLE OF TOURS WITH THIS ONE!!
WE FINNA CONQUER IN THE CRUSADES WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️📢📢📢
What's the best for me is this isn't even a stretch. THIS is quite literally the medival equivalent of a disstrack and I'm happy.
yes
I honestly quite wish this was on most music streaming services
@@brasskail5036 Me too
@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 shut up
I mean, the lyrics have a medieval theme, but the backing track and the melody were nowhere even close to medieval music. Still a fire diss track though
WE BE GETTIN SHILLINGS WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥🔥
My cavalry is swift and precise
Your cavalry is crawling with lice
My navy skips the tide full of spree
Your navy lies at the bottom of the sea
My footmen trump like the ace of spades
Your footmen fall by grass blades
🔥
@@grant3934 more fire than the Great fire of rome
My castle is made of bricks
Your castle is made of sticks
@@ollikoskiniemi6221My Logistics are delightful
Your logistics are quite awful
@@History_Nurd My armor is bright and shiny
Your armor is from your heiny
You really showed that peasant. Pure Flames
Even the apothecary can't cure the burns unleashed by this fire track. More devestating than the bubonic plague.
Too soon
@@thehitman691💀
Yooooo he truly sent him to the dungeon with that one 🔥🔥🔥
"Your wife smells
Of bad Money"
Holy shit, that is EVIL
sir williamson thy lil goes hard fr 🔥
I immediately went "DAMN" he went for the throat with that one!
Straight-out devious.
I don’t get it
@@fyretnt mans wife makes his wallet go empty faster than if he was paying for her onlyfans
Medieval Lyrics:
My mill grinds peppers and spice
Your mill grinds, rats and mice
My hand picks only what grows
Your hand picks only your nose
My grain tastes delightful
Your grain tastes very frightful
My mother cooks with much care
Your mother cooks with her hair
My wife smells of pure honey
Your wife smells of bad money
My fields are happy to see
Your fields are sad to decree
My hat fits like a fiddle
Your hat fits like it’s little
My king is smart and wise
Your king is full of lies
My sheep will keep us alive
Your sheep will fail to arrive
It shows the lyrics.. 💀
ik but just in case somebody wants to copy and paste it@@HelloHolaHiHey
@@shottwice copy and paste it to what?
@@HelloHolaHiHey Lol this is the first time someone asks why someone does this, anyone can have a use for this bro, lol, just cuz you wont use it ain't gonna mean no one will-
@doublebullets you can not copy and paste
Fun fact: Dante, the divine comedy guy, composed a lot of poetry made to diss his friends. It was in fact a common use then to challenge each other in duel of dissing poetries which were basically medieval counterparts to modern rap battles.
A famous example is, still by Dante, the Tenzone with Forese Donati in which the latter was accused of ignoring his wife who because of this was always sick in bed, if I'm not wrong.
This was known as flyting, and flyting was the first use of insults referring to the opponent as fecal matter in the english language to boot.
Yup Medieval "Rap battles" were common place
Dante was something else.
@@Jamief1585 the man was a member ahead of his time
*Makes poetic masterpiece about horrible suffering*
"Hehe your marriage is failing"
@@__lasevix_ in inferno, when talking to those who are being tortured, he could ask them anything. "What are your accomplishments?" "What did you do in life?". Instead, the only thing he ever asks about is the political state of Florence.
The deliquents have been real quiet ever since this melody dropped 🔥
Same with the hooligans and the little rascals
This dude doesn't roast, he burns at the stake.
WE MAKIN IT OUT THE DUNGEON WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
LES GOOO 🔥🔥🔥
0:55 Bro, you didn't need to do him so dirty like that
My man politely said the other guys wife is a b
Literally
"With all due respect, sir, your wife's a hoe."
Gay
Sir Marshall of Mathers hath been quite hushed of late since this released!!! 🔥🔥🔥
💀💀💀
Damn, this shit hits harder than a cavalry charge! Spitting fire hotter than the blacksmith's furnace yo!
And his lines are sharper than a executioners axe
Straight flames. You could burn a witch on this shit
i completely agree
cringe
@@toiletgaming223 look at this
man doesn’t know what humor is
"Your wife smells of bad money"
Yooooo did he just call that dude's wife a strumpet?
An odd and partially polite way of saying your wife's a ho.
Yes. Yes he did. Haha!
What is a strumpet?
@@theclickening6668 google exists. archaic word for prostitute
@@theclickening6668 medieval age ho's
Literally just made the original my ringtone. I can’t get that first delivery of “MOI MILL GRINDS…” out of my head.
what is the original? the short version?
@@ChosenFate_ yea. that one.
*Moi mill grinds your mother*
@@thegrandestbazaar4800 YOUR MILL GRINDS OTHERS
Damn imagine getting roasted this bad in medieval times
These fire lyrics dropped harder than the guillotine's blade from last weeks local beheading!
viva la france
that was 200 years after the medieval ages
Good heavens! Only dropping harder than the local guillotine? ART THOU FOOLING AROUND WITH I? More like the fire lyrics have dropped harder than the heaviest blade weilded by mankind!!!
My dude is 2 centuries ahead of the Middle Ages
So apparently gulliotines s weren't from the medieval ages but rather 200 years later... To be fair, the punishments that ARE from medieval times are just as gruesome...
Good heavens! Thou hast brought forth the laughter of the entirety of mine own fellowship.
Ha, ha! Agreed, mine dearest acquaintance. Alas, he hath been roasted, would thou say?
Such an intricate dialect.
Mine valorous sir, i wilt concur with thee yond the sir hath been roasted however we wilt eke giveth him a chance to retaliate!!
As a person from the medieval ages, I can confirm this is true.
Good for you
@@vitellonealvapore877 hey what do you mean ‘good for you’ that doesn’t make any sense.
@@itsathing3369 good for him
@@alonelyz1981 Thank you
goodgoogododogodoogoogogogogogogooggogogoogo
we getting into nobility with this one 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯
"Your wife smells of bad money" is actually such a good roast god damn
My wife is crying on my shoulder it was so good
Effectively calling her woman of the night lmao
@@edgarloike OHHHH So that's what it meant! I thought he's implying the wife is just bad with money lmao
THOU IS CERTAINLY MAKING IT INTO THE PALACE WITH THIS MUSICAL NUMBER💯🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
Yfm fan
@@Interezek I am fornicating with thou mother
0:43 The first your mom joke
"My hat fits like a fiddle
Your hat fits like its little"
That is the subtlest way of calling someone fat
1:15 dude single-handedly caused an entire war
LMAOOO
This song pierced my heart and emotions like longbow arrows pierced the french plate armour at Crecy hill and Agincourt
Great, now I gotta go listen to the absolute banger that is Agincourt Carol again.
@@MrCG35 Owre Kynge went forth to Normandy
He raps like someone who just learned to read.
Love it!
He learned to read in just 3 days so he can fire these rhymes
makes sense if he's a commoner
Hey guys! I just want to say that Markiplier's niece is gone forever for voting Trump LOL 🤣
This legend youtuber used to peak back in the day..
hello cj
@@LowKLPZ sup
@@CarlJohnson0545 did you followed the damn train?
That wasn’t just fire.
It was the whole sun.
Hey guys! I just want to say that Markiplier's niece is gone forever for voting Trump LOL
cringe
@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 what
If I ever time travel back to this time period I’m playing this for them as an example of modern music
let's also appreciate that he kept the theme and feeling of the original lyrics consistent
Dang, it is so addictive I simply cannot stop listening to it! :D
My mother and my wife are crying right now. Truly quite the fire diss track
indeed
"My hat fits like a fiddle
Your hat fits like its little"
How dare you.
"My Mother cooks with much care"
"Your Mother cooks with her hair"
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
explain?
@@fahad_hassan_92 💀💀
Skull emoji
The syllables go crazy!1!1!!1!🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
"My mom cooks
With much care
Your mom cooks
With her hair"
Damn, that's deep
how
i dont understand lol it wouldve made more sense if he said he doesnt take care of his mom
@@kalmmonke5037 Don't think too much into it, that would be harder to rhyme and they had a different way of speaking then.
I’m just picturing someone’s mom actually using her hair to like, whisk eggs or something lol
I think it means she lets her hairs fall into the food and doesn’t take it out
Thy rhymes are as blessings from the lord himself! Thou art truly wonderful, and thou willst surely be remember'd throughout the ages that shallt arrive.
indeed it twas thou art is quite interesting and it shall be heard around thy kingdom yes?
@@AHL0neWolf. I do hope so! Such an intricate dialect must spread alike an airborne plague! Doth thou wish for it to become a holy relic?
@@user-fw1mm3gf5v it shall for it is like thy message from thy lord himself this relic should spread alike an forest fire and i do believe that this is the cure of that horrid virus black pleage
Quae est haec dialectus barbara? Latin sola lingua grata est in imperio Romano. ego te dissecisse, et Garum super caput tuum effusum.
1:09 I was expecting something else
Yes same 😂
i almost choked lmao
He doesn't use inappropriate language 🥶🥶🥶
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING CUH
They didn’t really have that type of slang back in the Middle Ages.
1:30 “fail to survive” woulda gone better tbh
Nah
WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE WHEAT FIELD WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥
Beethoven gonna drop some fire shit when he gets his diss track to Antonio Salieri out ft.bach and a guest appearance from none other than the Wolfgang himself Mozart
🥶
Collab of the century
dayum
@@AsrielKujo fr
@@lowresSandwich LMAO
i listened to this somg for the first time in ‘82 (1582) and it was my favorite for like 3 centuries
I’m still waiting for the other part of the rap, I think the receiver died. How pitiful indeed.
LOL
@@thememeqweenbut yes. I want more of this
THEY FINALLY GAVE US THE FULL SONG, THANK YOU FOR THIS MASTERPIECE