HOW TO TALK TO A BABY.
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I'm a Dad from New Zealand who makes videos about Dad stuff and stuff about New Zealand. That's about it really.
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{Made in New Zealand}
Me: Doesn't have a baby
CZcams: recommends
Foreshadowing
Future planning with youtube🤣
YET.
I even don't have a girlfriend
Now I would like to have a baby
Speaking as a former baby this is entirely true
yea pretty true
😂😂
Lol
Cornell called they want their joke back
Speaking as a 1 year old, I highly agree
I've been watching this man for 4 years ... I'm a father now of a 13 month old ... I've learned everything from him and re-watching all this.
Congratulations bro! I wish you all a great life ❤
I read that you became a father of a 13 year old and thought I need to share this
Aww well I hope your 13 year month old baby doesn’t have sass 😂
Dear God.. If we have to learn how to be parents from CZcams society is truly doomed...
@@burritomafia352 woosh
Hey, former baby here, even though I’m no longer part of that community anymore I appreciate how comprehensive you are toward little dude, I stopped being a baby bcs I wanted to be treated as an equal to others but its still great to see people coming to accept baby’s like that, thanks man!!
Bahaha
LMAOOOO
Haha ..
😭😆😂😂
nahh ☠😭
That baby too young to be ending her dad career like that.
Luis C thanks for talking like a normal person instead of in meme format, the rest of us normal people appreciate it
You're never to young to end someone's career in this day and age.
@@ChronoMune ok boomer
mara mma try putting your own fat legs in your profile pic
What the heck lollllll
Plot Twist: The baby was the one making the interview.
1000 likes just 2 replies???
Duy Tùng Vũ was about to say that
@Tu ev gosh! I was just to tell this
4000 likes in three days congrats you deserve it actually it was one of the funniest comments I have ever heard
Its hard to make an original comment apperantly.........
As a baby with 20 years of experience I can say this dad's "How to" is legit
I am curious how babies with 77y experience would react to that.
i love how the baby actually appears to absolutely love it when he talks to her "like a baby" but then finds everything else generally boring
Came here to say this. She totally disproved his whole point. 😂😂😂
Yes 😂. Baby-talk sounds so friendly and happy, babies feel it and it makes them happy. It’s fine.
“Can you say hi?”
“ ᵉ ʰ “
To much eh-fort for the baby
It's cute.
ih
Spoken like a true Australian
Reminds ne of stitch Form Lilo and stitch
If the baby is reading this in couple of years, dont be mad at your dad he's trying his best
@@doofus3210 lol what, I could read before I was 5
@@doofus3210 I started reading when I was 3
@@doofus3210 Asian babies like me are very intelligent.
@@caitlinmaynell2780 Not like that they cant, and my point stands cause that kid is fucking tiny
@@shrekfanboy8086 weak I started reading when I was 1 1/2
I remember those days as a dad. Every sound they utter makes perfect sense and you are seeing eye-to-eye on everything. Good times.
Damn comments like this make me sad i never had a dad do shit w me much less coo and talk to me:( thanks for being that dad i never had.
Baby saying no is legit because they certainly understands the high five part
Alternate title: "Man gets roasted by his own flesh and blood"
"Jesus getting roasted by a toast".
*Half.
@@toshtao1 stfu
@@smji5269 Stfu dude. Show some respect. Jesus (PBUH) wasn't a common man you can joke about
@@umerimran2178 gustakh e rasool ki ek hi saza sar tan se zuda
But now they are in billions
How to talk to a baby:
1. "No twerking"
Here endeth Dad's responsibilities.
Noelle I’m gOnNa TaKe My HorSe
cai lon má
AHAHAHA
im exactly your 10k like
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Cute communication between father and his child
So adorable 🥰🥰
I read a research study where talking to babies in "baby voice" is beneficial for their development. Especially if mom talks to them in the baby voice and dad in normal grown up voice. The variety kind of helps in brain functions i read it long ago so I don't remember specific details. Amazing video nonetheless baby is a born performer ❤
Instructions unclear...ended up with the baby teaching me how to talk
LMAOOO
@@indraj8831 XD
Devashish Mayank interesting, I’ve never seen unintelligible babyspeak in the CZcams comments until now
@@bg357wg well...😂
Bruh for a moment I thought you would write something fucked up with the baby😂
"Can you say hi?"
**Grunt**
Close enough.
Im gonna tell sealdrop you watch little kids online
*BABY HAS SPOKEN*
😄😄😄
im starting to notice it more and more but every video i watch i see your account in the comments i think we are connected
Hahaha I’ve been seeing you everywhere 😂
Awwww she’s adorable! Congratulations!
0:03 that little grunt it everything for me✨😭
Baby: disagrees
Dad: *Stares into oblivion while internal crying intensifies*
you can see the pain in his eyes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks, I'm blind
@@grzybowy1680 right cause blind people can make comments on CZcams
@@amethystyee2710 bruhh you totally missed the sarcasm 😂
😂😂
*Baby shakes her head as a no*
Dad: "It is treason then"
Never too late to abort
Baby should get Omae wa mou shindeiruded
Execute order 66
Guerry Nine not just the men, but the women and the children too
....and yet the baby was clearly *more* excited to style of talking in the *first* version
no twerking, no twerking Gets me every time, Most times it amazes me greatly how I moved from an average lifestyle to earning over $63k per month, Utter shock is the word. I have understood a lot in the past few years that there are lots of opportunities in the financial market. The only thing is to know where to invest.
I agree with you and I believe that the secret to financial stability is having the right investment ideas to enable you earn more money, I don’t know who agrees with me but either way I recommend either real estate or bitcoin and stocks.
I keep wondering how people earn money in financial markets, i tried trading bitcoin on my own made a huge loss and now I'm scared of investing more.
@@Florencecoxx That won't bother you if you trade with a professional like *Mr Gary Mason Brooks* my coach, you may have come across him on interviews relating to bitcoin and stocks. He trades, manage trading account and offer mentorship program for clients who wish to become professional investors.
@@bjoe631 You allow people to trade for you? that's interesting, I would love to learn, hope it’s safe?
@Queen OF Love This is the Fourth time I'm seeing someone talking about Mr Gary as there are lot of testimonies about him, do you know him ? if yes , did you invest with him.?
"They’re just human like us.”
Wtf is your channel
Lies, everyone knows that babies are robots placed by the government to spy on us
@@LEELOLKH I’m not hating, I’m genuinely asking
@@LEELOLKH holy bro you're so fragile
Yeah but for real what are your videos about I honeslty dont even know what language the title is 😂
Plot twist: *the baby is making a video for his own yt channel called: " how to talk to an adult"*
I'm just imagining a bunch of babies tuning in to watch the baby's video on their laptops wearing cute little eyeglasses and diligently paying attention to learn how to talk to adults and I think the whole concept is hilariously cute.
@@PaleBlueDott uP
Its premiered on youtube kids
so what will happen when they grow up
Like us
Much respect to your devotion to your daughter❤ she's stealing the show already😂
i remember watching this in 2020, so much nostalgia from this video. thanks so much
why did this pop up in my recommendations ? i’m sure i pulled out
OGPrxd woah
Alexander Gibbons 😂😂😂 your comment blew me. First off “woah” second why isn’t anyone using birth control anymore!?
I’m just shocked it went from 0 to 100 real quick with this comment, I love it 😂😂😂
But did you???
CZcams preparing you for the inevitable
Don't think I've ever seen a baby with such flawless comic timing.
He's cute too!!!!
Oh....You mean the other one. She's almost as adorable as he is!!!
@@imeanithonest5704 yeah lucky he wasnt one of those ugly babies you just wanna throw away
The baby is a payed actor
Babies like their parents. voices and this one will be a good talker
I have seen this video years ago back when I was still single. Never would have imagined rewatching this to learn more to be a good dad.
I love the baby energy and you being a dad!
instructions were unclear
my baby started twerking
help
Just keep appearing in the clouds to remind him not too, he should stop
xD
Visionary Owl banish?
AGHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
@@ch-17vevo55 Best parent ever, even dead he looks after his little boi...
A baby's laughter is cute unless it's 3 am and you realize there is no baby in your home
Omg
😞
It's true, I was the baby
Yes that is not chill when that is taking place--not chill at all
Ah yes, 3 am, the witching hour 😭😭😭
ive been stuck at this video for years in a row
I love baby videos. It just show how innocent they are!! Cute too 🇰🇪
“How to talk to a baby”
7.2 million people: Interesting
Yeah
Well actually its rly helpfull xd
So i'm guessing most of the views are by parents who have babies?
@@albinbaiju5703 , not necessary, baby is cute so more views...
7m*
“No no twerking No twerking on camera”
I’m dead😂
This comment needs more likes 🤣🤣
😭😭
Ye it was so funny
😂😂
I thought he was going to say that's what started Mommy and Daddy making you.
Babies are so cute. My parents talked to my brother and I from baby to toddler just like the second way you showed. No baby talk. One human to another. And when you talk to kids like an adult they learn more vocabulary. I visited years ago my brother’s three nieces. One was 9, the other was 7, and the third was the age of your baby. Talking to the 9 and 7 year old was like talking to a miniature adult. Their vocabulary was amazing because my brother and his wife talked to their kids with no baby talk. Babies understand a lot more than people think when it comes to language. I’m fascinated how toddlers pick up the regional accent. And I love your accent. Oh you’re from New Zealand! I keep getting that accent mixed up with Australian in accent. Still love hearing it.
Plot twist: That's actually the baby teaching other babies HOW TO TALK TO AN ADULT.
"Can you say hi?"
*"Eh."*
Most powerful "eh" that has been spoken.
Most powerful eh was spoken by sasha and connie
Oi Oi Oi Mate Mate
Ereh
eehhreehh
Meh
Baby: "Talks gibberish"
Literally the entire family: *HE TALKED!*
He technically did since he "talked" gibberish
My sister’s father in law makes up whole sentences about what her baby “says” even though he speaks probably 2 or 3 words
She’s a girl.
@@bladeoftheruinedking2543 do u need a nerf?
@@roshanb8388 no please
He's 5 years now time flies!!
Thank you so much fo being a little levity in my youtube feed
Baby: *twerks*
Netflix: "Write that down! Write that down!"
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao
😂😂😂
Bruh XD
You respeccccct the baby🤣
It is a joke I know but can't laugh
Dad: “You think these videos are funny yeah?”
Baby: *shakes head*
Dad: cut the cameras
*Omni-man mode initiated*
@@cristianceniceros5682 Think Baby Think!
wow thanks, I would never notice.
Deadass
Yeah, I got surprised, that's how I'm goint to talk to my children in a future.
Seeing this on my front page, made me realize how few videos i’ve come across on youtube about raising children. And this is the most important thing in the physical world.
This is the best video i've watched in a long time
hope you make a "How to talk to a teenager" in the future
You wanna talk?
I'm 16 lol
#theYellowBrad
@@1ksubscribewithnovideos.172 lol
@@1ksubscribewithnovideos.172 wtf bro 😂
See you in 50 years when the baby makes a video: "How to talk to an old man"
You give this dude another 50yrs!!he will be died by then
@@jasholabaiskelijasholabais6555 nah bro
😂😂
Hell😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣
One of the greatest videos to ever be uploaded on this platform.
Never talk to a baby without your attorney present
"no twerking, no twerking" I DIED.
WHY THIS COMMENT DOESNT HAVE REPLY LOL
@@theorangecrewmateandthechi8034 yes mate, they don't love me 🥺
HAHAHAHAHA LOL OMG
@@yuana0_0 NYAHAHAHAHA
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is so hilarious when the adorable baby shook his head
Marie Dora I think it’s a girl
Obviously paid actor.
*NO TWERKING*
Marie Dora its a girl wtf
@@user-me7tr1hf6j at least she thinks
Funny as bro! So much goodness in this
He's so 🥰
CZcams: let’s recommend this to random people who have no children
And teens
And don't even want children
Or let's recommend it directly to children🤣🤣🤣
And imagine they want children but can't get because they have problems (jokes aside they'd feel bad honestly)
m.czcams.com/video/6XbadorH5fY/video.html
a Daddy talking to his baby
17 Millions people: this is what i wan to do with my baby someday
Yeah. And when their baby grows up, they're probably gonna want to commit a crime on them. If you know what I mean, hehehe...
@@ericpratt984 WTF, I don’t know
@@ericpratt984 ...what
@@ericpratt984 stfu
18* million
Very useful method! Thanks bro!
Awwwwwww the baby is SO ADORABLE ❤❤❤❤
"you think, like me dad making these videos is pretty funny yeah?"
*shakes head*
LMAO 💀
your username, i can't-
@@forgetfulstranger Among us
@@Scazoid you're the only one complaining about it here
@@wiwita63 Sus
@@Scazoid I seen that alot of Roblox and people get attacked in Roblox cause of that(Roblox is boring now)
This baby has a bright future
@michiel 9 how do you not know that
@@gamefoun Fuck you
@michiel 9 ur Soo dumb
Nope, noone has and not this kid either
Yeah judging but this video he'd def make a good lab technician or pharmaceutical engineer
lol he’s so adorable ❤
That's the most cutest and funniest video I've ever watched ❤️❤️
Interviewer: what does your dad do.
Da Baby: He’s a professional baby talker.
Lol
His dad died
Jayson Boyd what ???
lets admit that 90% of us probably dont have a baby right now but still decided to watch this for future purposes
Agree
I had a baby 7 years ago. Now I have a 7 month old baby nephew. Need to make sure my baby conversing skills aren't rusty.
I'm not even married
I’m 11- 😭🤚
Xd
Hes so adorable❤
Aww the baby lighting up when he use his baby voice
As an ex-baby I completely agree with what has been taught in this video.
BRUH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH EX-BABY? YOU LITERALLY MADE ME DIEDED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that is a good line
Hahahahhahahahahhahaa
indeed
Ex-Baby
Former Child
AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA
JAJJAJAJAAAAJAJAAAJAJAJAJAJAJAA
*"They're just humans like us"*
No no he's got a point
Its Two “no”. Remove one “no” before they crucify you
@@hassuntzu6523 is it better?
@@A_CommenterForNow "Me:" is very unnecessary and kind of cringe, because you're the only one that's saying this
@@kiwuuspurr1927 ok
The amount of people that talk to baby using weird incoherent bubble noises disgust me
This baby is four years old now... Time flows
The baby was the paid actor 😂
Imagine searching "How to talk to a baby"
@person person ikr, i have proof of my search history
to be fair, it's actually a thing parents want to know for effective language development. some people don't know if baby talk is detrimental or not
I didn't search this but here we are
555555555555555555
I searched this bcos my aunt wants me to take care of her baby son.....I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO AM I STILL NORMAL?????
Me, a fifteen year old lady: oh I sure need to know how to dad
Phan Herb, same lmao😂
Bruh distinguish a Lady from a Girl 🤣🤣
The algorithm has a reason for choosing u!
Phan Herb “15 year old lady”
OKAY
beloney
There was once this 15 year old boy who talked to an older lady about the meaning of life.
Just did it. Come at me.
The baby in the thumbnail is like- "Hey wassup guys, this guy beside me is gonna talk to me, you want to watch?"
i love this side of youtube
The way he looks to the camera after saying "no twerking no twerking" had me dying 😂
HAHAHA I love it
:O
And youtube reccomended this after 2 years 😂
@@doll2945 that’s kinda sus
@@doll2945 what the hell
Baby saying NO reaction was timely 😂😂
And the look of genuine disappointment in his face immediately afterwards.
The dad shaked his head, so the baby tried to impersonate him too
@BluestBlues i think I responded to the wrong comment lmao
@@conserztasfia0078 actually true lmao i didnt consider body language mimicking at all somehow
@Conserz Tasfia007 he actually nodded his head lol baby said no on his own to stitch up the dad lol he will be a prankster 😂🤣
Precious baby.
Not everyone has the luck to have a genuine caring father like you are to your child
For example I never had a genuine father who would care for me but does abuse of every kind .
I feel jealous and at the same time It's good to see you being a loving and genuine parent to your own child .
Mau you give your child a better life and he or she grows out to be a better person .
🥺🤕🥰💝
I feel the same qatching these. In some wats its been therapeutic. Sad and missing a feeling i never had:( but its beautiful to see vicariously.
“how to talk to a baby”
15 million people: *interesting*
it's mostly girls fawning over how cute the baby is and how cool the dad is.
Actually, I have no idea how to
Vid caught my eye because the part about babies being human was in the preview and that's how my dad always handled things. Just talk to em.
it is not easy man, i have tried it before and i'm a complete disaster (don't tell them i maked their babies cry a lot) :""")
You just read my mind 😂
This baby is a paid actor ☝🏻
For sure
Honestly it’s hard to believe those silly people on internet think this isn’t scripted, the baby was clearly reading cue cards 😓
True, true
So original
Jamal Blair wooosh
As a former baby, with an experience of serving for long 12 years, going through all the phases, I, can confirm with 100% confidence and belief that, he is spitting nothing but facts.
this made my day
„dad making these videos is pretty funny, yeah ?“
*shakes head aggressively*
Twerk twice for help😂
@@Ju-The-Holy 😂
You got 1.5K like by just saying what happened?! Just imagine what would happen when you make a full report about the video...
@@zeyadshahin3902 holy shit 😂😂
*baby starts twerking*
dad: shit no what- [intense panicked stare]
dad just needs to uninstall tiktok
I Love your username @jaemin'sabs
Every dad be like
AJ_Lion deserves more likes
😂😂😂😂😂
I have been watching this every year 😂
She’s brilliant!
Let's wait 20 years, then he can teach us how to talk to an adult. We still have some hope guys!
JAJAJ
XD
Dont forget child and teen
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That will be useful for a lot of people
*"No twerking"*
That got me for good! 🤣
I am *wheezing* I can’t- 🤣💀
And hello there co-army!! 💜💜
@@AloyKatrina hello dear army 💜!
@@rasikshakya9497 elloz!! 💜
Army is disgusting. Get outta here
@@marekcalcote1 Stay pressed
Honestly the way you were talking in the video was how i spoke with mine when they were newborn and my wife didn't like me doing that. They still developed the way they were supposed to.
This is hands down THE best yt recommended vid I'd watched 😂
"You think these videos are funny, yeah?"
*baby shakes head no*
"We talked about this, youre supposed to stick to the script what are you doing?"
Exercising my freedom of expression according to law.......
I altered the plan. Pray I don’t alter it further.
Top 10 anime betrayals
@@Cymes Just giggled to this
The baby: Improvising
Meanwhile on BabyTube:
*How To Talk To An Adult*
meanwhile on AdultTube:
*censored*
the REALIST how to talk to an adult REEEEEEEE
Wait can BabyTube be a real thing tho???
Ikr. They talk gibberish doodie
You mean CZcams kids.....?
" Not tWeRkinG not tWerKinG " 😂😂😂😂
that look on your face after she shakes her head. i felt that.
Lets be honest we did not search this but enjoyed this.
Agreed
Same lol
Ditto
I did, well this is the second time im watching this.
wholesome baby moment
*"They just human like us"*
Me: "Holy sh*t you're right!"
Of course they are human babies are you dumb
@@babla69420 Chill it's a joke!!
@@babla69420 you want to know how I got these scars?
@@TheJoker-eg9dl how?
@@beastcarleeto707 My father was a drinker...and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife - "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth - "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... why so serious?
just give them intresting things everyday and they will love you simple as that
By heart to heart interacting .