Imagine being a soldier just chillin, having a good day, when suddenly a strange naked man runs in, past your entire legion of troops, past all the traps and defences, kills your king and just leaves.
@@joedavis5824 I also feel like its probably a way to keep himself calm and focused so he doesnt fuck it up bad. keep telling yourself its not wr to keep the nerves down even though you know you're on wr pace
12 minutes in the video: the speedrunner is an ashen one 15 minutes later: the speedrunner is now a floating orb of light that can stay suspended mid air and go thru walls
If you personally don't consider it a speedrun then thats fine, but it definitely counts officially because its any% and not glitchless. There are glitchless catagories for a reason.
@@saltyrust2610 you are so sweet. 1 thought that a random commenter had cancer and tried to cheer him on 2 thought you were 100% right about it but didn't insult @supbarook 3 said thank when you were proven wrong Are you like an 80 year old or an 8 year old?
I never played DS3 until today and natually kicked butt. I beat the ice dude and sword dude so easily. Then I cheesed the skelaton dude and somehow he died instantly. I ended up getting the soul ring and that was like about an hour of gameplay.
Never forget the time I watched a pale Dark Elf glitch his way into beating dark souls 3. This is exactly what Todd Howard had imagined when he made Oblivion.
Overwhelming humble brags in the start of the video "I don't actually have to look at the game to play I'm so good.... Is it actually that amazing that I can read chat like this? ahahufhuahaha"
For anyone who says speed runs shouldn't count if you glitch the game... You should watch glitchless speedruns. There's a whole category for people like you.
Agreed. Also, preferring glitchless is one thing but I hate when people say glitches take no skill. Some are very hard, execution heavy tricks that need timing and practice to do consistently, as well as the mechanical know how to understand where, how, and why certain glitches can be used to speedrun. But ppl will always be ignorant.
Sam Payne he’s an asshole though if you’re ever in his twitch chat. He talks bad about other streamers who are better than him. He even said at one point that TheHappyHobs trilogy run was spliced. I even have pictures of him saying that on my phone. He has a hard time accepting when people do better things than him.
@@hungryhyena783 he’s an asshole though if you’re ever in his twitch chat. He talks bad about other streamers who are better than him. He even said at one point that TheHappyHobs trilogy run was spliced. I even have pictures of him saying that on my phone. He has a hard time accepting when people do better things than him.
@@ronto he’s an asshole though if you’re ever in his twitch chat. He talks bad about other streamers who are better than him. He even said at one point that TheHappyHobs trilogy run was spliced. I even have pictures of him saying that on my phone. He has a hard time accepting when people do better things than him.
he’s an asshole though if you’re ever in his twitch chat. He talks bad about other streamers who are better than him. He even said at one point that TheHappyHobs trilogy run was spliced. I even have pictures of him saying that on my phone. He has a hard time accepting when people do better things than him.
There are a lot of really angry and stupid children complaining about the fact that a live streamer is talking to his audience and glitching an any% run. Kids should stay in their own lane.
He's one of those idiot savant types. Give him any other task and he'll just end up rolling around on the floor playing in his own feces but turn on Dark Souls and hand him a controller and he'll speed run it like a god. Lol
How did the Soul of Cinder quit out respawn him back inside the fog gate? Was it something to do with when he stood close to the left hand side of the entrance after walking in? I presume it’s a known glitch?
27:55 why is there the key if you haven't killed 3 lords? i'm confused o.o Does the game only check if aldrich and yhorm are dead since it someone assumed that if you got to irythyl you killed watchers?
You reading the chat is not a talent, it is a skill. You honed your ability to play the game to the point where it's secondary nature, got bored of it, and then honed a trimary nature skill. You hella skilled.
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Imagine being a soldier just chillin, having a good day, when suddenly a strange naked man runs in, past your entire legion of troops, past all the traps and defences, kills your king and just leaves.
I think this happens in tribal wars
B. R. U. H.
Shocked pikachu face
Damn its dark
Actually there is a story about that unbelievable 😂
I like how in every WR run, you'll hear the runner complain how the run is ruined.
That's because when you're doing speed. Half a second can be the difference, someone's always just a little bit quicker.....
@@joedavis5824 I also feel like its probably a way to keep himself calm and focused so he doesnt fuck it up bad. keep telling yourself its not wr to keep the nerves down even though you know you're on wr pace
@@allanhuseyin6370 exactly, low expectations equal high results
@@joedavis5824 I mean doing speed and doing a speedrun are different but i gotcha.
@@Meracog you know what I meant lol
When a speedruner missclicks for 1 second :
Well I fu*ked up
"I'M HAVING A STROKE!!!!!"
19:20
Speedrun ruined
run's over
I mean 1 second could be a life savour especially when you going for the WR
This guy skills are actually insane. like this guy created his character in like 15 seconds
Best speedrun of all time 😂
yeah he's reeeaaallllyyyy good
Wow in 15 seconds class name finish
Yerr
@@dorian4191 wow this still getting comments
I dont even know my wife as well as this guy knows dark souls
And you never will.
@popocot popocot You've never even spoken to a woman 😂
@popocot popocot 😂😂😂
@popocot popocot aids
If you spend 30 seconds thinking about this comment. You'll realize that the wife example is actually a terrible one.
Mom: nem you have 40 minutes before school
Nem: ok lemme just beat dark souls 3
Karma Grey and new game plus on the way to skool
Didn't Dist2 do that on a DS2 run?
@@ayurge Finally someone who recognizes the excellent\-originality with this joke
Why the fuck did this get 700 likes? The fuck is wrong with people?
It has 1k bud
When they say 1 hour refund within purchase
PepeeX lol
lol he could beat it twice
@@Lee-One well....technically no.
He beat the game faster then it took me to figure out how to advance from firelink shrine
Yeah i was stuck there for like a hour
literally
i uhm was stuck there for 2 days
To this day I still forget how to leave until I find the message that tells you
Ele zerou o jogo mais rápido do que eu tentando matar o judex gundyr
12 minutes in the video: the speedrunner is an ashen one
15 minutes later: the speedrunner is now a floating orb of light that can stay suspended mid air and go thru walls
But he “Beat it”
Don’t consider it a speed run if you use glitches to get through the game
Extreme RS I am being sarcastic
FBI I was saying in general man. Wasn’t trashing what you said, just saying I don’t believe it’s a true speed run bc he glitches lol
If you personally don't consider it a speedrun then thats fine, but it definitely counts officially because its any% and not glitchless. There are glitchless catagories for a reason.
Faster times don’t impress me as much as how gundyr gets trashed harder and harder
didnt even get to fucking phase 2 bro killed me
@@Elevhant you'll make it
@supbarook how in any context is elephant talking about the video
@supbarook thankyou
@@saltyrust2610 you are so sweet.
1 thought that a random commenter had cancer and tried to cheer him on
2 thought you were 100% right about it but didn't insult @supbarook
3 said thank when you were proven wrong
Are you like an 80 year old or an 8 year old?
The final boss had such respect he just stood there and took the hits. What a homie.
*Nemz in the crucification woods*
Me: looks away
*Nemzs now in profaned capital*
Me: I feel like I missed something...
Same! I was TRYING to follow along then I’m like you’re at YHORM
It took me 32:30 mins only
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I’m talking about finish to design my character of course
I spent 3 hours
Only for your face to be covered by a helmet.
@@Cund no helmet. This is fashion souls.
All the characters end up looking constipated
@@Danwackawacka believe it or not one of my characters looks exceptionally British. Almost noblelike lol.
I beat Gundyr in 4 hours, this guy ended Dark Souls III in 40 minutes
Gundyr is hella annoying ngl
Same here brutha
CristianFiles TM same
Gundyr is pathetically easy
@@diablokidfan6983 now i know it but i was a fucking casul
This guy: it's been 30 min and I killed the final boss.
Me: it's been 30 min and I finally made a relatively decent-looking character
Reject decent looking characters, embrace banana
You created your character?
I just used the default one
1:40 "You can't do a no bonfire run"
ymfah: "Am I a joke to you?"
Vojtěch Švarc Hold my Estus
he means that in order to leave firelink, you need to use a bonfire, since in ds3 the hub isn't connected to the world
5:54 That's some good speedrunning motivation.
30min until i learn the controlls
This guy beats the game
Well you only need to learn the controls once and it’s not like he did this first try *(Not being serious)*
Btw i cant beat the gundyr in 1 hours he beats in 1 minute
My time: 157 hours
His time: 38 minutes
The king Of Crabs yt just imagine how long he’s been playing to get this down in 30m
I never played DS3 until today and natually kicked butt. I beat the ice dude and sword dude so easily. Then I cheesed the skelaton dude and somehow he died instantly. I ended up getting the soul ring and that was like about an hour of gameplay.
Never forget the time I watched a pale Dark Elf glitch his way into beating dark souls 3. This is exactly what Todd Howard had imagined when he made Oblivion.
this is the first time i’m watching a ds3 speedrun and i was so confused when he turned invisible and started fazing through the ground
"The way she throws her cat is the way i throw my runs" 😭😭😭
Honestly never thought another dark souls 3 world record would come outta this man but here we arr
He's basically cheated
@@12345Yeah this was a year ago and you have no proof
@@DetectiveLincolnColes i think he is meaning the glitches because he doesnt understand how any% works
@@12345Yeah I don’t think you know what any% is
@@12345Yeah Any speedrun is speedrun where you are allowed to use glitched. There are different categories of speedruns.
Overwhelming humble brags in the start of the video "I don't actually have to look at the game to play I'm so good.... Is it actually that amazing that I can read chat like this? ahahufhuahaha"
Yeah, just was kinda weird to listen to lol
yeah found it a bit annoying
@@DeronHargrovehad to come to the comments because he’s annoying af with his grandstanding on how he’s not a sellout. As if anyone asked lmfao.
For anyone who says speed runs shouldn't count if you glitch the game... You should watch glitchless speedruns. There's a whole category for people like you.
Agreed. Also, preferring glitchless is one thing but I hate when people say glitches take no skill. Some are very hard, execution heavy tricks that need timing and practice to do consistently, as well as the mechanical know how to understand where, how, and why certain glitches can be used to speedrun. But ppl will always be ignorant.
this guys skill is insane...
Sam Payne he’s an asshole though if you’re ever in his twitch chat. He talks bad about other streamers who are better than him. He even said at one point that TheHappyHobs trilogy run was spliced. I even have pictures of him saying that on my phone. He has a hard time accepting when people do better things than him.
@@hungryhyena783 he’s an asshole though if you’re ever in his twitch chat. He talks bad about other streamers who are better than him. He even said at one point that TheHappyHobs trilogy run was spliced. I even have pictures of him saying that on my phone. He has a hard time accepting when people do better things than him.
@@hungryhyena783 lmao where are those pictures
@@ronto he’s an asshole though if you’re ever in his twitch chat. He talks bad about other streamers who are better than him. He even said at one point that TheHappyHobs trilogy run was spliced. I even have pictures of him saying that on my phone. He has a hard time accepting when people do better things than him.
he’s an asshole though if you’re ever in his twitch chat. He talks bad about other streamers who are better than him. He even said at one point that TheHappyHobs trilogy run was spliced. I even have pictures of him saying that on my phone. He has a hard time accepting when people do better things than him.
37:04 I died
Plin plin plon? What plin plin plon?
@@nicholasadams81 plin plin plon is the onomatopoeia for gwyns theme song
So I’m kinda new to the Dark Souls series and I’ve loved watching and learning from your vids. I always get lost and you’ve helped that tbh
Girl: come over
Boy: but I just started playing dark souls!
Girl: my parents aren’t home
Boy:
🤨🤮
🤮
Lol. You are making me laugh so hard you're going to make me slim.
Nemz is the "Dark Souls" of Twitch chat reading
I raise you guitar hero streamers
AAAAAAAAAAAH
The sheer amount of shitposting during what would become WR is hilarious and I love it lol
There are a lot of really angry and stupid children complaining about the fact that a live streamer is talking to his audience and glitching an any% run. Kids should stay in their own lane.
Shutup
37:06 just that deserves a sub 😂😂😂
34:12 I bet I'm not the only one who actually also did the "aha aha" after he said "give it to me baby"
Yes...
Nem: I'll wouldn't go to mixer for 10mill
Nem in 5 minutes: yea I would go to mixer for 50 k
Me: I'll go there for a 5er
You're running through this game so quick and easy it looks like you're playing Temple Run..
Have you heard of the legendary warrior that slayed the Soul of Cinder in 30 minutes goes by the name of *100 subs LUL?*
i came into this stream at like 20 mins in last night and i thought i'd just watch this run and sleep, and he got the damn record
this man crazy
What you did in less than 5 minutes was more than what I did in an entire day
It took me 32 minutes to beat the first hollow
It took me 32 minutes to beat the first enemy :v
It took me 32 minutes to launch the game
It took me 32 minutes to end my life
It took 32 minutes to install the game
It took 32 minutes to buy the game
I look at it and my jaw just drops. I just do not watch speedruns so often, and I do not know all the strata, but here I'm just in shock
its really not that hard, man, just don't have cerebral palsy when you hold the controller
@@garygotgameclips I want to see you get even close to his record lol
what i find most impressive is how ppl find these glitches even...and the invisibile routes for so long....
can speedrun like a god, cant type 100 SUBS LUL on the 1st try
You can't be good at everything lol
He's one of those idiot savant types. Give him any other task and he'll just end up rolling around on the floor playing in his own feces but turn on Dark Souls and hand him a controller and he'll speed run it like a god. Lol
@@steviebob4 this has to be the wrongest, most out of the ass sentences i have ever red
@@Kostadin_Arolski It was also a joke. I was being sarcastic.
I have no words except.. damn. Also it’s good seeing people still play dark souls 3
we're never gonna stop
actually say that again after Elden Ring drops
Well it’s still in the top 100 most played games on steam and as of now has about 2000 pc players but for console almost no one knows
Damn got a 7, that’s disrespect
Still haven’t stopped
19:50 had me cackling for like 5 minutes
This was a good vid- got to see a world record and enjoy some commentary
Thanks for the awesome ds3 walkthrough! Super helpful
3:33 imagine not reading chat while doing a WR run :)
He will comeback soon!Next time he will read chat while he drink a coffee and smoke, and his crush s**ks him!
This dude casually speed running ds3 while talking to chat. Liked and subscribed :))
great run, great commentary
i spent more time on abyss watchers then u did on dark souls 3
LOL
First time seeing this ran, nice job man!
Dude, honestly
Your Skills are really impresive, congratulations for that time
It is amazing how people find these type of skips and techs.
You're fucking insane dude, Your sense of humor makes me laugh. We need more youtubers like you lmfao. KEEP IT UP!!!
Jesus Christ. Another WR nemz?.. Do it again
I like how he focuses most on the route he's running and reads the chat while fighting the bosses 😂
Mum: Ok you only have 30 mins left to play
Me:
Bro chat went wild 💀5:00
😳😳😳😳
I always come back to this stream because he doesn't even pay attention to his screen he just talks and he has a relaxing voice kinda.
It's always the same I click 15 seconds forward and suddenly he's floating around in the milky way
This is an awesome speedrun. The commentary has me dying
I didn't even get past Undead Settlement and this guy completes the game in half hour.
he already knows he getting there on the perfect line
27 hours deep and I've not even passed the Catabombs of Carthus
How did the Soul of Cinder quit out respawn him back inside the fog gate? Was it something to do with when he stood close to the left hand side of the entrance after walking in? I presume it’s a known glitch?
"You can't do a no bonfire run, it's impossible in dark souls 3"
*Laughs in ymfah*
It is though, isn't it? I'm fairly certain you need to use the firelink bonfire to go to highwall.
“Imagine being a Tottenham supporter…” I felt that in my soul
“Pochettino is gone” hurts more 😔
@@drsex6667 That too, should've never sacked him, here's to hoping Conte can turn this ship around
Doctor: you have only 35 minutes of life
Nemz38: it's more than enough
when hes reading off the comments made me feel like i was at home here on his channel so i instantly subd XD
I just saw Blu Keanu Reeves beating dark souls 3 in 32 minuts
Scrolling through new comments and seeing kids that don't know anything about speedrunning is always fun ngl
Nice Run Man
Awesome speedrun 👀👍
Dear God you're so insanely good at this game
27:55 why is there the key if you haven't killed 3 lords? i'm confused o.o
Does the game only check if aldrich and yhorm are dead since it someone assumed that if you got to irythyl you killed watchers?
You can get to the Grand Archives and kill the Twin Princes before killing any other lords of cinder
@@squirtbrainz1219 i think he mean the keys that lead to the archives
@@squirtbrainz1219 without glitches?
Has anyone found this out I'm curious seeing this
and then he turned himself into a photon, funniest shit I've ever seen
More than 2 years and still the fastest speedrun
man didn't let the first boss get to stage 2 lol
i remember playing this game and taking about 2 hours to beat the first boss
Deadass discovering places because of this speed run
i can barely speak while playing something like darksouls, jesus dude youre amazing
*Climbs ladder* "High Octane Gaming" - proceeds to WR, nice
9:03 sounds a little like colossal is crazy
You dare say that forbidden name in this sarcred comment section?
I love how the WT speedrun is half of him just reading chat
I love the roast on alinity at the end lmao. Good run
Your farther than me in ten minutes when I I'm at Farron Keep in 15 hours.
When's the blindfold run?
Dark Souls 3 was the first Dark Souls game I had so I spent this amount of time on the tutorial boss alone lmao
Nice run dude
Bruh it takes me 30 mins to defeat gundyr
Trash
@@coutster6494 I know
@@coutster6494 no you are trash
supermexican man it depends on the NG
He's ez
Like he was never even gone...
Insane...
I need advice . Mainly for PVE should i do pure dex or faith/dex build , the two weapons i chose are lothric knight sword and sellsword twinblades.
You beat the entire game before I even arrived at the great wall
it's so amazing and satisfying to watch this video it's so cool well done guy! He is just a monster 👌
That way she throws her cat, the same way I throw my runs 🤣
Honestly while he was reading chat and speed running I questioned if it was live he is just that good!
Nemz with the Memez - gg, good watch
This guy could just farm the whole game for souls
You reading the chat is not a talent, it is a skill. You honed your ability to play the game to the point where it's secondary nature, got bored of it, and then honed a trimary nature skill.
You hella skilled.
It would be "tertiary", by the way. Trinary comes after binary, not secondary
i wasnt planning on watching this full thing but it was too good that i couldnt even click away
Best Speed-Run Commentary Ever