Should Your Boyfriend Play Kingdom Hearts 3?
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- čas přidán 7. 02. 2019
- Finally, the Disney game I've always wanted! Or is it? Kingdom Hearts 3 is thirteen years in the making, but was it worth the wait? After 30 hours I still have no idea.
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can't believe you got Randy Newman to sing for you, lucky
@@GirlfriendReviews You saying he follows you around narrate-singing your life Family Guy style? czcams.com/video/ARP6dXMlWQ8/video.html
Read this comment before I finished the vid so I thought he actually did :(
@@michaeln.pierce3728 wdym? Randy Newman DID sing in this video.
Yo sns brother
Holy hell its jocat
Jokes aside, that spoiler chart in the beginning is actually hugely innovative and helpful lol
THEY KILLED OFF PIGLET!!!!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!!
RIP Piglet
@@TitoMcFadden Rest In Piglet
@@Im_Behind_You Too soon. Very insensitive. I still laughed. And liked that comment. But still...
I'm not just hamming it up either
Henry Warmoth I ate it for breakfast
You should make your bf play Kingdom hearts 1, it's exactly what you expeted from this game, simple (and clean) story, searching for your friends while visiting disney world.
Except the game mechanics and camera angles were so much worse! But yeah if they didn't do that one right, no others could possibly have existed.
@@InfiniteQuest86 Camera was the worse in KH1,and even then from my experience,it wasn’t nearly as bad as people made it out to be,especially when compared to other games with bad cameras. Point is,could’ve been much worse.
@@tonyward5280 Yeah definitely a good game, but I was just commenting on the camera and stuff that she thought was bad in KH3.
🎵”simple and clean~” I see what you did there @Tonyd208
yeah KH1 is very simple and much more Disney heavy
Your ‘hold up a minute’ phrase is so iconic that my sister brings it up just whenever.
Harris Zeboki I’m not sure it’s “iconic”
bah wait, hole ahp a mii-it
Your editing in this is A++++ and had me in tears most of the video
*Her boyfriend's editing
@@XanoxTheArc I mean, do we know that?
@@Blondesax www.reddit.com/r/girlfriendreviews/comments/a2h2qc/curious_about_production/eayex44/
@@Blondesax Yes, yes we do and as he does it for a living you would hope it would be at least A++++.
It’s the combo of the editing and the voices and the....gah it’s the whole package
I'm _so_ glad *HOLLUP* *AMMINUT* has become a reoccurring meme on this channel 👌😉
Turn it into a t-shirt maybe??
After starting the entire PCMR thing with their first game, CDPR really knocked it out of the park with their 3rd
"I just want to cast Blizzara to the beat"
*Remembers KH II Atlantica*
... no.
Just making sure someone slapped that idea down in the comments
my thoughts exactly when she said that
No way, being a part of the actual movie plot is much better than doing random musical shit in a world that doesn’t matter.
I loved the KH2 Atlantica OG Songs.
KH II Atlantica.
The worst “Winnie the Pooh level” of all the games...
5:34 "maybe casting Blizzara to the beat"
*KH2 Atlantica flashbacks intensify*
Don't forget the ice cream game in BbS. Or do forget both of them. We'd all rather forget.
Please, PLEASE let them never attempt a rhythm game in KH again.
A resounding hell no to that.
@@KichiKuronagi boy do I've got news for you
@@itsalolmor Even worse it's coming out really close to my birthday. I know wishes don't come true so easily, but this is just insulting.
@@KichiKuronagi hey, you know what? I kinda like that the Switch is getting something Kingdom Hearts. Hopefully it'll be ok lol
Every time she says " Hol up a minute" it makes me feel like I have friends
jesus
I KNOW RIGHT
Santhosh *Randy Newman voice* Yooou got frieeeeend in me!
*"Sharingan"*
We honestly need a "Hol' up a minute" merch of some kind, i would totally buy that, also i knew of the RE2 face animation thing but i wasn't expecting it, so while drinking coffee i spat some of it out cause i chuckled, rip keyboard !
Regardless, you never fail to make us laugh, smile and overall be entertained, keep up the amazing work GFR !
That or the "Hold up, you said this wasn't a spooky" I'd love to see merch for lmao
An alarmclock with a hold up a minute snooze function?
yup would buy that too hahaha.
“Wait is this a spookums?” I would buy that haha
If you buy youtuber merch you're a fucking loser
Girlfriend Reviews, let me be real with you, if you played kingdom hearts 2.9 IV super ultra instinct final remix 5.3: the search of the 7 kingdom dragon cubes 69.6 high-end turbo deluxe edition for the xbox 360 featuring not only the funky Kong mode but also the BEEG yoshi mode, this game would make the 300 jack sparrow crabs mission way more sense because in the game that I mentioned, the 300 crabs are the remnants of master chief and jack sparrow needed them to bring him back to stop dark jimmy Kimmel from making the deadly blumpf bomb which will summon the resurrected diamond frieza which is a setup for kingdom hearts 3.5 super deluxe killer kombo breaker turbocharged remix 1337.420 ultra collector's edition for the playstation 4 pro.
yes
wtf did I just read?
Literally just ripped this from a comment on dunkey's video, nice one you hack
@@Crispietreats, let me be real with you, if you played kingdom hearts 2.9 IV super ultra instinct final remix 5.3: the search of the 7 kingdom dragon cubes 69.6 high-end turbo deluxe edition for the xbox 360 featuring not only the funky Kong mode but also the BEEG yoshi mode, this game would make the 300 jack sparrow crabs mission way more sense because in the game that I mentioned, the 300 crabs are the remnants of master chief and jack sparrow needed them to bring him back to stop dark jimmy Kimmel from making the deadly blumpf bomb which will summon the resurrected diamond frieza which is a setup for kingdom hearts 3.5 super deluxe killer kombo breaker turbocharged remix 1337.420 ultra collector's edition for the playstation 4 pro.
@@Crispietreats It's a copy pasta. That's the point you doink.
“Help Elsa form her ice palace.”
Me: *Under the Sea building up in my head* I’m scarred.
U N D A D A S E A
Finny fun
Oh a death note fan, can i get an autograph?
Every Kingdom Hearts game...
Sora: Heal me!
Donald: No!
not even true. don is always pulling through for my bf and i
Sora: ok.. ill heal myself
Sora and donald: HEAL!
@@Dennis14_14 BRUH
@@Dennis14_14 that's because you have it set to conservative, you have to edit the AI to heal you faster/more often, then he will
@@blockhasher7957 i actually have donald on always casting heal
"Most iconic disney song"--
Hakuna Matata - am i a joke to you?
"of the last two decades"...
Damn im old asf.
As someone who saw it in theaters as a kid in 94, I think Circle Of Life is more iconic than Hakuna Matata. That whole soundtrack is amazing though.
Let’s also be honest though. How many relevant Disney movie have there been since 1999? Older Disney movies were dialed in for kids.
@
But let's be honest, how many kids today actually watch all the classic movies because they are still relevant and readily available on many streaming sites?..... Well actually a lot. They may not have watched the movies in theater, but cassettes, DVDs, Blu-ray and streaming of old Disney shows have become part of children's lives.
Lion King wasn't the last two decades.
Randomfools Circle Of Life was great but Hakuna Matata? GOAT
I'm a graphic designer. And I've worked with Disney assets now and again for client partnerships. I can tell you that those cutscenes are mandated by the higher ups. When Disney is a collaborator, they want the spotlight on them.
Yeah she mentioned the developers not being interested in the source material when Disney is probably one of the main reasons this game feels boring
Thank you for the insight. Makes sense, but that’s a bummer.
Oh damn this is probably why they’re abandoning Disney for KH4, I hate hate HATE when business bullshit gets in the way of games actually being good smh
@mohammadalnoor6115 when was that ever stated?
there is nothing that hints at that, Donald and Goofy literally get scared by Hades at the end of the trailer@@mohammadalnoor6115
You guys tried to warn us!
"We didn't listen!"
"We didn't listen!"
"We...we didn't listen!"
Girlfriend review: “It would be cool to interact with Frozen cut scenes during the musical”
KH2 players “Noooooo!”
“
*Atlantica war flashbacks intensify*
The ptsd from Atlantica 😂
Or Better:
BBS player: noooooo
Never speak of Atlantica again...😑😑
We don't talk about... That world
HAVE YOU SEEN LOST?!
4 8 15 16 23 42
Can't wait for the DLCs and it's the best time to get this game since KH3 already on sale @ amzn.to/2MY5F7T
She basically explains Square Enix design philosophy in a nutshell. Liked.
"What if you got to sing along with Elsa?"
You think you do, but you don't.
Thank God she didn't spoil the part about killing off Piglet, bullet dodged.... well, not by Piglet of course.
@Ceylon Blue its a joke. She put it on her spolier chart at 1:29 on the spolier side so I don't think its real.
RIP sweet prince...
Piglets riddled with anxiety, so how do you'd think he would taste?
Can’t tell if real of joke I don’t play kingdom hearts but piglet dying sounds great
@@Leowuf Piglet is awesome HOW DARE YOU.
"Just for once, let me look on you with my own eyes" @4:56 HAHA!
Where do they get the ideas for these clips? Hilarious.
I died here. I had a pretty good run...I have no regrets.
I need the "hol' up a minut" audio. It will be an awesome ringtone
Pleeeease, give us "hol' up a minut' " audio so I can't use it as notification sound
yeaaaah😍😍 make one!!
Nick fury enters the room:
Have you heard of the "hol' up a minut" initiative?
Oh believe me angrily talking to Donald is very normal
When they kill off Piglet
Its a major turning point
Does that actually happen?
@@lh9591 of course 🤣
It does ;)
Does he come back? Because that’s really disturbing.
What did we do to deserve this videos?
A like and the subscription.
These*
Something horrible.
I don't know, but we should do it again
@@John_Q I hope you're joking.
The unfortunate part of the KH series is that everything you said plagues the series as a whole. I love the KH series but I completely agree with your review of 3. I enjoyed the gameplay, but the story was bland as white paint.
I used to love Kingdom Hearts, then around the time they introduced time travel my interest was cooling, and now KH3 has entirely broken my interest in any future games. The dialogue was atrocious, and the delivery was often equally atrocious, the cutscene fights were... not riveting, and the actual gameplay was mildly enjoyable, but introduced about 100 minigames that each needed their own Instructions card, only to never be used again. And don't get me started on the plot... I'll sum it up with Deus Ex Machina combined with evil cartoon villain monologuing and protagonist exposition.
I cannot believe this channel only started 4 months ago. The editing, the comedic timing and jokes, and the random content you throw in there like the Randy Newman song are all such high quality
Review Bayonetta 2!!
This channel was made for it.
Everyone spam this!
bharatendu singh: Yes!!!! Review Bayo!!!
She should do Nier Automata as well.
Which just made her sing "fly me to the monn" or "moon river".
@@WarningBFG-isHiring exactly man!! Goood suggestion
Whoah. Randy Newman cameo at the end. This channel must be getting huge because that was definitely him.
Hol up a minute...that was her singing the “let it go” parody??? Daaaang, goosebumps!
She used to be a singer. She has a great voice!
"Ok but have you seen LOST?" I died :))
I mean... technically Disney made Lost so...
When you finally make merch “hol’ up a minute” needs to be on it
James Saenz I second this. I keep saying it now
Hol'up a minute, this is a fantastic idea
"Imagine being a part of this amazing performance, maybe casting blizzara to the beat..."
You just triggered my Atlantica PTSD.
Except Atlantica didn't do anything to the beat...
* everybody disliked that *
Yeah, they already did that, and it didn't go down that well.
I’ve loved all of your reviews, but this is you’re best one. “HAVE YOU SEEN LOST?!”
Love the content and the editing and the jokes... a lot. It has been a minute since I have come across a channel that follows trough on such a good/original idea, and for that I think that your rapid growth is highly warranted. Just remember that games are meant to be fun and to be weary of "having to" play games for a weekly upload schedule. Nothing worse than a passion becoming a dreaded job. Love the videos and hope you both continue (In a healthy way). Thanks!
You overdubbed yourself harmonizing randy-newman impressions. 10/10.
agreed. next level
Game Suggestions: Persona 5 (if you can squeeze in the time for an older game) and Metro Exodus 😊
Agreed
Jamie Nicholas Is persona 5 already considered old?
Persona 5 Royal will be coming out soon. Maybe they will review that one sometime after that releases?
OMG, SING MORE! I love these ending parody songs!!!
Holy shit, the addition of you making parodies of the songs in games you play is so hilarious. It's actually brilliant. Please keep it up. I love the videos.
I enjoyed watching you guys play this on twitch, and then seeing it all put together on your review really made me feel like I was a part of all of it (: love you guys so much! Buy Matt a big fancy lunch sometime to thank him for letting us all watch him play XD
Game suggestion: Nier Automata.
Finally someone said it!!!
The perfect match for the meme thumbnail
Oh yes please
Going by Kira's experience, it's not too exciting to watch from the couch.
@@zheldor651 She gonna be bawling by the end of it. The story is deep. It has lovable enemies. Several 'Noooo' moments. + awsome soundtrack that i use to this day while i drive home :p
I have to say the editing in these videos is what makes it work. The clips from other shows, sound bytes and punchlines are what keep me coming back for more reviews. :D
Amazing content, great use of cut-aways (office ones especially) and that song at the end, hilarious!
Me, a viewer from China, buying the VPN just for watching the newest Video you are gonna upload
because China
@Erik Reisman guessing you're aren't familiar with the lack of youtube in china.
@Erik Reisman they don't have youtube, and all of things, consoles were unbanned back in 2015. etc
@Erik Reisman communism.
@@NonsensicalSpudz For a second I thought you were the OP on that last comment and thought...well, good luck boy XD
Holy Crap, what a savage burn on the NFL. 10/10
I am not even an American and I still know the Superbowl half-time was a trash 😂🤣
I immediately understood her joke.
@@iAjayIND yeah it's become a bit of an international scandal at this point. They got turned down by Rihanna and Cardi B and then chose Maroon 5 and Maroon 5 punished that by giving a lackluster performance. Then this past year we lost Stephen Hillenburg (the creator of spongebob) so they did a little plug for him from the episode where they played the bubble bowl, but instead of doing what the internet would have wanted and would have probably been best and playing Sweet Victory from the episode or even bringing back David Glen Eisley to play an extended version, they played Sicko Mode. Total let down.
@@henrywarmoth1792 yeah, I saw over a million people signed up for the petition. They should have played what people wanted. At least it would have been a tribute to the man, a goodbye. But they failed just like CZcams rewind.
OhmahLORD I just discovered your channel and I CANNOT stop smiling and laughing! Your content is so fun, uplifting, while still being relevant to the game. Thank you for this hilariously wonderful content!
I gotta say you guys this is the best content I have watched in a long time. I enjoy every minute of it, it's light hearted and relatable. Well done!
“Still better than the halftime show”
I remember playing that spongebob game, and honestly she's right.
Girlfriend Reviews is the GOAT
The boyfriend: “Donald, Heal me! Where are you going?!”
Me: EVERY FREAKING GAME! Now you know our pain.
Also something I realised while playing. All the beginning and end have extra good graphics (always have always will). While the rest of the game have good graphics but you can tell there’re keeping a consistent level to not stress the engine out... but other than the Pirates world, the used end game graphics in one other place. The Let It Go scene! I 100% say Disney was behind that one.
These vids are absolutely fantastic. "Baby, you got a stew going." The writing, voicing, humour (Hol' up a minute, r u from Canada?) and overall creativity of the videos on this channel deserve acknowledgement and praise. You're both exceptionally talented.
"Is That Solid Snake and the owl from Ocarina of Time?"
YES THEY ARE WELCOME TO KINGDOM HEARTS
ale rodriguez sora vs metal gears Rex
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if in KH8267t%637If it turns out that they actually are, except for the fact that I don't belive Nomura knows characters that he has not designed.
This is genuinely my favorite CZcams channel.
Just binge watched all your reviews! Great work, and loved the songs at the end, great singing as well :)
Ok so I've never heard of you before till 20min ago I saw you in my recommended and honestly this content is correct great editing great humor and girl you can sing! I'm bout watch your whole back catalogue subscribe and hit that notification button. Keep up the good work!
Uncharted 4! ver good for backseat gaming :)
When the “Let it Play” song came on I had to rewind it because I actually forgot that wasn’t Elsa singing. Great job!!
I didn't know what your channel was until like an hour ago, but your editing alone has sold me. It's wonderful. I'm subbed.
I didn't expect it, but this channel format and concept is great. Your editing is great, and your content is cleverly entertaining with actual substance to the critique -- I'll be watching more (:
You THINK you want to play Let It Go, but KH2 Atlantica wants to talk to you first
Literally she has no idea how much we suffered back then
So much this. I'll take pretty cutscenes over standing around waiting for other characters to finish talking/singing while I stare at the ground in boredom.
MegaDarkness just take a chance and break a fin
@@wasteman3259 i did actually break a FINger because of that minigame when i was 8, i've taken enough chances
You could argue the Atlantica in KH1 was even worse.
"Hol' up a miinute!" Is my new favorite catchphrase
As someone who played literally evry KH game ever i felt like KH3 was made for me.
And only me no one else.
Just me.
Was kinda easy thou hope the Critical mode DLC fixes it.
Trust me, from the looks of the videos i have watched so far (havent played this game, just the ps2 ones) they will have to add a critical+ mode with insane mods like those japanese hardcore modes to make this game challenging
@@duelponzac They have already added critical mode via patch in April.
Did crit mode fix it?
@@husky2527 At first it was kinda busted butt they added new mechanics and readjusted the combat a bit in a free update so now its much better.
Actually critical mode Is just whats you need yo make this game Challenge enjoyable, but its only enjoyable after the kupo coin, cause the whole olympus final boss with your very little hp its really frustrating
You have a great sense of humor and an amazing ability to use pop culture references in your videos.
Love your stuff =)
Also:Great impression of Randy Newman. On Will Sasso level.
A Shadow of the Colossus review would be choice.
Ya'll should join the subreddit if you like thier videos, they're actually active on there. I love it.
Serious Kudos to your production talents and singing, it’s a true pleasure to watch your content👌🏻
Amazing channel and amazing content! Keep up the good work Girlfriend!!!
I'm still waiting for Horizon Zero Dawn 😭😢
juanlash me tooo can’t wait already
this one^^^^
Yes!
Same! I can’t wait for her to rip apart the facial animations, the reaction of killing a dinosaur robot, and the anti climactic ending. The last one won’t probably happen cuz spoilers.
Most immersive open world I've ever played
@5:53 HolUpAMinnit, Girlfriend Reviews sings really well
Watch her Bioshock video, you'll love her singing at the end.
Her smash bros song is great 👍
"I just want to cast blizzara to the beat"
*Please don't make me remember Atlantis*
Atlantica. Atlantis is the other movie that I would love to become integrated in KH.
This is probably my favorite review of Kingdom Hearts 3 I've seen. I personally enjoyed KH3, being a fan of the series, but there was a lot of crappy stuff in it, especially for people new to the series. I was especially annoyed by Donald and Goofy pointing out the ingredients and the most of the Frozen level. Finding Olaf's body was probably the worst part of the game with Donald and Goofy saying the same few phrases every 5 seconds! This was a hilarious review and I love the style of your videos. I'm new to your channel, but your videos are great!
guys, shadow of the colossus ?
Why does everyone recomend this game? I mean its not that amazing.
@@123razerleaf it's better than average tosh so pretty good in my book
@@123razerleaf It's only one of the defining games of that generation (and this one if you count the remake).Sorry, but I regret to inform you that your taste in games is bad.
@@123razerleaf It the kind of game that turns the game having a slowdown in an epic moment because your enemy is so epic your playstation 2 can't handle it.
Ray it’s more cohesive than Kh3 with 90% less dialogue.. I’d say it’s better than the trash they’ve just had to play
“Casting blizzara to the beat”
Someone never played Atlantica is kh2
Or that's precisely why she mentioned it...
There's a difference between iconic Disney songs, and garbage ones created for the game.
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing
I've heard many randy newman imitations, yours is by far my favorite 😂😂😂
omg LMAO...so glad Francis mentioned you in his video. you are hilarious! 🤣
WTF. These are like the best videos on CZcams right now, and you make it look so easy.
0:52 of course it's not Solid Snake
It's obviously Big Boss.
yeah. solid snake has not lost a eye
It’s venom snake!
XD this is my fav video of u guys, that final song ducking killed me lmao 😂
Goddamn your editing is so good! Awesome video, and great work!
Damn! You put a lot of thoughts and work into this video. Kudos!
"Casting blizzara on beat"
Me: *horrible flashbacks of atlantica in kingdom hearts 2*
My thoughts exactly lmao
omg love the song at the end and harmonies.
Thank miracle of sound so much for showing me this channel. Great editing and humor. I'm in.
For one of these videos i would like to see y'all do the reverse. Do a "boyfriend review" of a game that the girlfriend likes and is obsessed with and have the boyfriend narrate!
That's what I was thinking when this vid was recommended to me lol.
No one wants to hear a guy talk about playing a game vicariously... it’s barely compelling as is
This would be a great April 1st video.
.... should... should we tell her that kh2 has a rhythm game shed enjoy?
@@RedFloyd469 agreed
I didnt mean to imply I enjoyed it, but she basically asked for it that minigame specifically 😂
A rhythm game is just a very limited, specific type of QTE. Those suck unless they're in very short supply and duration.
Jonathon Cox 1st rule of Kingdom Hearts, don’t mention the music levels.
I quit playing because of that section
Song at the end alone makes the video worth a watch and a like despite disagreeing with some of your opinions.
Love your reviews, keep up the great work.
Great video and so funny too...the Michael Scott cut was amazing...hey BTW this might be a good spot to find some ingredients
Wow. Your pun and meme game is so strong 👀👀👀 that Micheal Scott reference was so good 😂😂
Please consider Anthem or Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice for future videos!
Damn 300 thousand subs in 2 weeks. Girl you are growin'.
this has legitimately become my favourite channel! That Randy Newman impression gave me life
Omg 😂 I am loving your reviews soo much. I’ve only just recently stumbled on your videos lol
This is by far the best channel on CZcams.
:D Gavin (Miracle of Sound) said in Podquisition that this is currently his favourite channel in youtube, and I squeaked and giggled of joy (Also screamed "MINE TOO" :P to a Podcast XD)
Yo bravo 👏 I keep coming back to your guys videos cause your cut aways are just so freaking hilarious and so on point! I love ur videos even though I don't even play that many video games lol which is the best compliment I can give 🙈👍👍👍
This review earned my subscription. Just an outstanding change on the review genre and funny as well.
Play Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic! It's all of $3 on PC right now.
aww hell nah, dont do that to yourself. At least the second one had an interesting plot and the graphics dont look like complete ass by todays standards. But the first was just SOOOOO BAAAAAAAAAD.
@@WhirlwindHeatAndFlash are you kidding me? KotOR is one of the greatest games of all time and has THE GREATEST plot twist ever. It may be an even bigger plot twist than Vader being Luke's father. Seriously, wtf is wrong with you?
Play both of them. KOTOR 2 is STILL one of the best games ever made IMO.
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Value ___? He said play Knights of the Old Republic.....not Battlefront you dolt.
God damn it this is such an awesome channel
THIS IS SUCH A HILARIOUS AND ACCURATE VIDEO!!! SUBSCRIBED!!!
I love the editing on these videos.