Neville Longbottom Is Smokin' Hot Now!

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  • čas přidán 20. 08. 2024
  • Something's a little off and it's most likely the fact that James started his day at 3:45am sitting in a van doing a live TV interview. But we press on and learn that the Harry Potter reunion taught us one important thing: the actor who played Neville Longbottom is HOT now. And news of a horrific traffic jam in a snowstorm that stranded Senator Tim Kaine reminds James of the time they pitched then vice presidential nominee Tim Kaine an "Insane In the Membrane" remix.
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Komentáře • 289

  • @Nikkizucchini
    @Nikkizucchini Před 2 lety +937

    This is an old news. Lol He's been hot for a long time now

    • @jacforswear18
      @jacforswear18 Před 2 lety +22

      My exact thought when I saw the video title.

    • @24sofia
      @24sofia Před 2 lety +10

      Happy new 2014

    • @NahlaAnwer
      @NahlaAnwer Před 2 lety +10

      Yes, have they not seen the last Harry Potter movie? He's been hot for years!

    • @nbbim2012
      @nbbim2012 Před 2 lety +5

      It is NEW news to the crew so it matters!!!!

    • @ader6673
      @ader6673 Před 2 lety +4

      @@nbbim2012 same here, it's the first time they talk about it so, eh, news enough for me tbh, I'm here for their banter and THE NEWS, not the actual news lol

  • @benzaiten933
    @benzaiten933 Před 2 lety +303

    all those Neville Longbottom jokes were hilarious!
    also; it needs to be said every now and then; I so love this freestyle type of intro and interactions with the whole crew. I'm glad it didn't change when the audience came back - love you all!

    • @Giza13
      @Giza13 Před 2 lety +1

      Me too! Im loving this new format!

  • @Voteforthefuture
    @Voteforthefuture Před 2 lety +135

    “…Let him give my hogwarts anytime” That one made me spit my drink 😅

    • @FriggSaga
      @FriggSaga Před 2 lety +12

      "He can open my chamber of secrets..." I died....

  • @brybry8955
    @brybry8955 Před 2 lety +38

    How cOuld they miss out on saying “he can Slyther-in my Longbottom”

    • @davidigleniec2483
      @davidigleniec2483 Před 2 lety +1

      tom felton tweeted once something likeè gnight from my bedè someone replied can i slytherin

  • @Witch_Bitch86
    @Witch_Bitch86 Před 2 lety +87

    The staff talking about Neville Longbottom made me laugh harder than James ever has

  • @carolineschneider7419
    @carolineschneider7419 Před 2 lety +85

    There’s a reason the term “Longbottoming” exists!

  • @cestjane2260
    @cestjane2260 Před 2 lety +83

    My brain always pauses when Brits use “sat” instead of “sitting.” 5:05
    I like it.

    • @england6013
      @england6013 Před 2 lety +2

      What do you say over there...satted? Or sitted?

    • @laurachapiano
      @laurachapiano Před 2 lety +6

      @@england6013 they said “sitting”

    • @EELSGT3
      @EELSGT3 Před 2 lety +1

      @@laurachapiano but "i sitting down" makes no sense... "i sat down" is the phrase

    • @sarahhiggins1515
      @sarahhiggins1515 Před 2 lety +2

      @@EELSGT3 but he said “when you are sat in a van” when grammatically speaking it should be “when you are sitting in a van” because ‘sat’ is a past tense verb but in this case ‘are’ is the verb and it’s present tense. But as a brit I would still say ‘sat’ because that’s just what I’ve always said 🤷‍♀️

    • @EELSGT3
      @EELSGT3 Před 2 lety

      @@sarahhiggins1515 hes referring to sat meaning someone is making you sit ( example 'I'm currently being sat down by an usher') making it present tense

  • @JoshDHolmes
    @JoshDHolmes Před 2 lety +4

    They missed, "I'd let him explore my forbidden forest."

  • @raisapetraitis8322
    @raisapetraitis8322 Před 2 lety +189

    James, you’re behind on this revelation that Matthew Lewis is a handsome bloke.

    • @lexruptor
      @lexruptor Před 2 lety +3

      Beauty is, ofc, subjective. I don't find him attractive at all, and would much prefer James in fact, given a choice. I find him far more handsome/attractive than Matthew Lewis.

    • @travelwell6049
      @travelwell6049 Před 2 lety +7

      Neville had made his transformation by the final Harry Potter film. This was all part of a silly routine.

    • @jacforswear18
      @jacforswear18 Před 2 lety +5

      @@lexruptor okay… I think the point is that Matthew Lewis has looked like that since the 6th film was made… so over a decade. He’s behind the times.

  • @poppiesinjuly9026
    @poppiesinjuly9026 Před 2 lety +28

    “I’d let him give my HOG-WARTS anytime” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I will now and forever think of this anytime I hear Hogwarts! 😭😭😭😭👏🏼 #hotneville

  • @sunkhunt9748
    @sunkhunt9748 Před 2 lety +79

    "I'd let him give my hog warts"... Jesus. Excellent.

    • @Wriwnas1
      @Wriwnas1 Před 2 lety +3

      oh.. ok.. damn, good one indeed. Tnks, I didnt get it before :D

    • @katatoth1983
      @katatoth1983 Před 2 lety +1

      Wow😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chrili4069
      @chrili4069 Před 2 lety +2

      Can you explain to a poor German what the meaning is here? I know that hog is supposed to be a pig and warts are a nasty skin 'disease', but this is obviously not in his mind here... Who can help me??

    • @ricachero
      @ricachero Před 2 lety

      Your hog is where you get porked, as in oinking from a boinking...and herpes are transmissible...now I need to go wash my hands for typing this...

    • @sunkhunt9748
      @sunkhunt9748 Před 2 lety

      @@chrili4069 Americans inexplicably refer to their (usually undersized) penes as a "hog"... He thinks 'Neville' is so hot now, he'd happily run the risk of contracting a genital infection, in order to sleep with him - i.e. "give his hog warts". 👍 Bitte schön!

  • @VeracityLH
    @VeracityLH Před 2 lety +20

    Omg, I remember working as a bank teller with those pneumatic tubes. Back when phones had not only buttons--some had *dials*. Money was in the form of paper. TV channels could be changed by turning a knob, but you had to physically go to the tv to do it. And the government actually got shit done.
    But what really makes me feel old? Back in the day people didn't think wearing a mask to protect yourself and others in a pandemic was a violation of their freedom.

  • @happyheartslee
    @happyheartslee Před 2 lety +16

    Neville has been SMOKINNN FINEE since the 4th movie!!

  • @incognitouser8256
    @incognitouser8256 Před 2 lety +3

    Finally Neville got an O in Transfiguration and Charms

  • @TahtahmesDiary
    @TahtahmesDiary Před 2 lety +13

    I’d let him give my Hog warts, and the Italian joke was TOO perfect! 💀💀💀

    • @jc_jc_jc_jc_jc
      @jc_jc_jc_jc_jc Před 2 lety +3

      English is my second language, can you kindly explain the Italian joke? I get the rest, but this one had me scratching my head.

    • @snoobins4623
      @snoobins4623 Před 2 lety

      @@jc_jc_jc_jc_jc It's a variation of "Do you have a little Italian in you? No? Do you want some?" The little bit of Italian being the guy's wang

    • @jc_jc_jc_jc_jc
      @jc_jc_jc_jc_jc Před 2 lety

      @@snoobins4623 Oh man! I did NOT see that coming. LOL. Thank you so much!!!

  • @ickiemickie
    @ickiemickie Před 2 lety +6

    I love so much that Neville turned out to be the hot one

  • @marianasandovalabdalla5964

    how did nobody tell a joke about his longbottom?!!! Oh my Gosh so many possibilities

  • @travelwell6049
    @travelwell6049 Před 2 lety +23

    14:25 as someone with a chronic illness and hands too painful to carry out certain tasks. I would love to know that a household robot could help me out in 10-15 years.
    Especially one that has hands!

    • @chip7486
      @chip7486 Před 2 lety +2

      Could use one now...had to get a nurse to help me open my fruit cup and juice box. James might not need it, but there are people that do

  • @eliharbin77
    @eliharbin77 Před 2 lety +47

    I’m disappointed in this crew…how do y’all miss the OBVIOUS Slytherin joke 😂

  • @trac6009
    @trac6009 Před 2 lety +13

    Neville jokes hilarious 🤣

  • @user-vc1cm3rh7e
    @user-vc1cm3rh7e Před 2 lety +6

    OMG on CBS this morning, James was so sleepy 😀

  • @Lenore4Evermore
    @Lenore4Evermore Před 2 lety +47

    I'm starting my day with all of you bc you make me smile!!!!:) Don't like when you're off. PS Still want Dave's laugh ON THE BUTTON. As much as I laughed at the robot, the scary fact remains in about 100 years it will be doing more than trying to cook :(.

  • @r.perrie2032
    @r.perrie2032 Před 2 lety +20

    First comment? But definitely not the first to know that Neville's the jam. Lol.

  • @nikolamajoka6871
    @nikolamajoka6871 Před 2 lety +7

    THE FACT that this showed up in my class-

  • @mazengawish
    @mazengawish Před 2 lety +2

    "which is the worst way to get to sleep." Amen.

  • @henriettaraphael4368
    @henriettaraphael4368 Před 2 lety +5

    I liked that the guests meets. Really nice

  • @janahargarten6774
    @janahargarten6774 Před 2 lety +8

    Matthew Lewis should be the next James Bond

  • @teresitauy5532
    @teresitauy5532 Před 2 lety +26

    Saw James on the CBS morning show, you were amazing for such a very early hours . Keep it up James , you can do it . Good luck !

  • @Dermatillomaniac
    @Dermatillomaniac Před 2 lety +3

    Love these off the rail, slightly unhinged conversations!!

  • @TankUSA
    @TankUSA Před 2 lety +18

    So we are all going to not say the obvious one?
    “Neville can go long in my bottom if you know what I mean…”
    It’s right there guys. It was right there!

  • @CassieHloi
    @CassieHloi Před 2 lety +2

    He's a whole verb . When you glow up we say you Longbottomed.

  • @jennifercoleman6218
    @jennifercoleman6218 Před 2 lety +2

    Omg I hope the actor watched this lol

  • @AA-qt1hi
    @AA-qt1hi Před 2 lety +1

    These jokes were HORRIBLE. I laughed my ass off!

  • @kamza1780
    @kamza1780 Před 2 lety +6

    The chamber of secrets joke is the dirtiest joke of 2022😂😂😂just wow

  • @megan893
    @megan893 Před 2 lety +5

    Lol, I watched the interview and had no idea, he was in a van, lol!!!! Makes sense, he liked a tad tired. Nice news jingle, short and simple! 👍

  • @megshawskitchen
    @megshawskitchen Před 2 lety +12

    Here for My dose of laughter for the day

  • @jacobanatoly876
    @jacobanatoly876 Před 2 lety +15

    James I relate to you on no sleep. My father just had surgery and and for the last four days I’ve looked just like that. I hear you and I sympathize with you. You still look incredible as always. So happy to have the late late show back. I certainly could use watching and seeing this now while I’m in the waiting room and just needing a pick me up, I always know this is the show to go too.

    • @brianabella115
      @brianabella115 Před 2 lety

      That was such a sweet, genuine comment. Thank you for sharing 😊

  • @rl8925
    @rl8925 Před 2 lety +5

    Yes...I was wide awake till 4 am too.... Just couldn't sleep then got 2 hrs sleep! Last time that happened was 2 years ago before the pandemic! :)

  • @revised-reality
    @revised-reality Před 2 lety +1

    Look who's finally awake. I've been here a while.

  • @britttaaannny
    @britttaaannny Před 2 lety +1

    "the 'rona?" lmaooo at 0:36 Reggie totally jynx'ed James lmao

  • @homerg2724
    @homerg2724 Před 2 lety

    I also loved the bank vacuum message from

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 Před 2 lety +1

    Neville needs to drop that transformation spell!

  • @MADEbySOUL
    @MADEbySOUL Před 2 lety +16

    Pretty sure Longbottom had to wear fake teeth and a fat suit in the movies. That man most likely was conventionally good looking for most of the movies.

  • @LaSnob711
    @LaSnob711 Před 2 lety +8

    BB buttons forever! People usualy ask "how old is this phone" when they see me use it 😄There's new models some of us are happy to use, James. No need to miss anything. 😉

  • @villanessa
    @villanessa Před 2 lety +2

    James trying to act like hes not into neville lol

  • @krystalharte8315
    @krystalharte8315 Před 2 lety +1

    The bit about the robot🤣

  • @sunnyboi2461
    @sunnyboi2461 Před 2 lety +3

    Best Monologue in Late Night TV :) 💜

  • @avitallichtenfeld813
    @avitallichtenfeld813 Před 2 lety +9

    The Late Late Show discovering what Potterheads have known for years

  • @jdgamer3519
    @jdgamer3519 Před rokem

    Now he can be Neville Strongbottom

  • @LeNaSmileyStar
    @LeNaSmileyStar Před 2 lety +7

    I'm not a smoker, but I'd consider some Longbottom leaves.....😂
    but seriously, I guess everyone noticed, but never thought it'd become a thing on any late show.... 🤔😄

  • @felicitym14
    @felicitym14 Před 2 lety +1

    FYI banks still have pneumatic tubes in drive ups

  • @Olivia3641
    @Olivia3641 Před 2 lety +1

    Even though it’s old news that Matthew Lewis grew up to be a beautiful swan, he will always be my beautiful swan. 😍😍😍😍😍

  • @selahcaldwell3013
    @selahcaldwell3013 Před 2 lety

    Wingardium Levi-Oh Yeah

  • @Jenzzyuk
    @Jenzzyuk Před 2 lety +1

    I love James calling the 'Virus' The Billy-Ray Virus

  • @patrykstachowicz
    @patrykstachowicz Před 2 lety

    Those jabs at Djokovic - precious :D

  • @danielgregory3295
    @danielgregory3295 Před 2 lety +1

    They still have the pneumatic tubes at the bank drive-through windows, Ian..sometimes 4 or 5 lanes!🖖😃🇺🇸

  • @ericawentz2734
    @ericawentz2734 Před 2 lety

    The Banks in Central Pa still have pneumatic tubes! Come visit for an exhilarating trip to the PNC!

  • @TitoTimTravels
    @TitoTimTravels Před 2 lety +1

    I really miss the old Palm handhelds. I am still waiting for the phone software to catch up to what we had 20 years ago... 😎
    As for pneumatic tubes, some bank drive thrus still have them - even some McDo's use them (so I hear, I have never seen it at McDo)

  • @daljotsingh5938
    @daljotsingh5938 Před 2 lety +1

    Hope Matthew Lewis saw this segment...for The News!

  • @verdatum
    @verdatum Před 2 lety +2

    Thank you for not having the ro-ro like Seth. I was starting to get worried.

  • @jadedrealist
    @jadedrealist Před 2 lety +8

    Way to be a few years late on the hot Longbottom train James.

  • @crashpal
    @crashpal Před 2 měsíci

    Puberty: you're doing it right

  • @gracieex333
    @gracieex333 Před 2 lety +2

    starts actually at 6:20

  • @peterdore2572
    @peterdore2572 Před 2 lety

    I wonder if there are any Ganksterz in Space. You know... Space Gankster

  • @skippystarz9167
    @skippystarz9167 Před 2 lety

    My bank still has those tubes 🤣🤣🤣 Oh the joys of living in KY.....

  • @harrybruijs2614
    @harrybruijs2614 Před 2 lety +5

    The electorate has short memories. They seem to have forgotten who he has succeeded and what the starting conditions were. The starting conditions dertemines the results and Manchin.

  • @Mybestfriendlivesinboston

    Love this crew !!!!❤️❤️❤️😂🤣😂🤣

  • @brassyjazzful
    @brassyjazzful Před 2 lety

    I'd let him give my hog warts anytime..lolol

  • @MaryAnnNytowl
    @MaryAnnNytowl Před 2 lety +6

    That's the description of every night of my life, James, so... yeah. 😄
    If I were, oh, 25 years younger, Hot Neville would definitely be on my list! 😄
    I'd like to get that robot, for someone to listen to me, since I've been dumped after 39 years of marriage. At least I could trust it more than I can a human, right now.

  • @tanyawade5197
    @tanyawade5197 Před 2 lety +2

    Oh man! I loved the Hot Neville segment😂😂. That was too funny. He is handsome, tho. I bet he’s embarrassed by this, tbh.

  • @1pt21gw
    @1pt21gw Před 2 lety

    I'm starting my day. But I'm already ready for bed.

  • @TheMrRodinhas
    @TheMrRodinhas Před 2 lety +1

    You are the best. Love you’re show.

  • @debrahelmlinger6256
    @debrahelmlinger6256 Před 2 lety +3

    My 2nd grade teacher was Miss Longbottom, always wondered the origin of the name

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch Před 2 lety

      Well, when you reach a certain age, the muscles begin to sag, and I guess you can fill in the rest....

    • @debrahelmlinger6256
      @debrahelmlinger6256 Před 2 lety

      She was probably in her late 20's, so don't think this theory applies

  • @rallyny
    @rallyny Před 2 lety +4

    My takeaway from this monologue was James saying “THE I-95”… 😄 Will he have a cameo in SNL’s next “The Californians” reprise??

  • @TahtahmesDiary
    @TahtahmesDiary Před 2 lety +1

    I miss my blackberry too ain’t it weird?

  • @iliterallyhavenoideaforone9598

    plz plz plz can someone plz explain that italian joke to me plz I need to know, thank you!

  • @tinockovietea2470
    @tinockovietea2470 Před 2 lety

    I miss buttons, too..I got my two kids those old Nokia.bricks without wifi, and they have to pretend to be grateful.

  • @dominikbeitat4450
    @dominikbeitat4450 Před 2 lety +3

    Who's the guy on the drums? Looks almost like Guillermo without glasses.

  • @benefitstaiga
    @benefitstaiga Před 2 lety +1

    Bro I just watch your movie Begin Again!

  • @bigyinusa
    @bigyinusa Před 2 lety

    Your eyes James definitely say something or someone is in you 😂🤣😂

  • @fredo0084
    @fredo0084 Před 2 lety +2

    Didn't got the Italian part of the joke? Any help

  • @leslieroycroft3569
    @leslieroycroft3569 Před 2 lety

    I’d let him give my hog warts anytime. 🤣 THATS my fav…gross but still my fav

  • @tehnemox
    @tehnemox Před 2 lety +1

    I'm with James on missing buttons. I had waaaay less typos with tactile keyboards. I have fun with Android instead of iphone tho.

  • @thebatman4279
    @thebatman4279 Před 2 lety

    8:19 look at all the sheep 😂😂😂

  • @melaniesenf7175
    @melaniesenf7175 Před 2 lety +1

    The one with the cbs van is so hilarious
    BTW there’s no need to watch the whole video when you are only here for Neville. It ends at 10 minutes in

  • @gigihrahmatikacahyo1795

    Haven't watched the show in a while and all of a sudden Ian turns into half Mario Bros and hald Pablo Escobar

  • @AndyJKennedy
    @AndyJKennedy Před 2 lety

    Is it not the MakaRona?? Hey! MakaRona! 🙌

  • @calisugah9125
    @calisugah9125 Před 2 lety

    OMG I Miss👀Yall Sooo Much… #JamesCorden & #TheLateLateShow🎭Go Above, &Beyond🥰To Be The Best, For Their Viewers👈🏾So I’m Just Praying That James🥀Is Feeling Better🙏🏾😘😘😘 #PeaceAndBlessings
    #FromMyHeartToYours💞

  • @yjwrangler7819
    @yjwrangler7819 Před 2 lety

    I'm 40. Never seen a pneumatic tube in a bank in my life lol.

    • @dwightarmer1964
      @dwightarmer1964 Před 2 lety +1

      My drugstore uses them. I'm 70 and they still freak me out.

    • @yjwrangler7819
      @yjwrangler7819 Před 2 lety

      @@dwightarmer1964 neat! To be fair, my city's old downtown was wiped away and now looks like it was established in 1964 despite being around since 1701 lol

  • @TheShandukie
    @TheShandukie Před 2 lety

    I come hear to see Neville Longbottom

  • @pamelabonaparte9383
    @pamelabonaparte9383 Před 2 lety

    ? Do you need to be rolled …..Well yes please 😂🤣

  • @Rholmes987
    @Rholmes987 Před 2 lety

    They’re saying he’s now at a point that guys notice.

  • @abiolaglow1288
    @abiolaglow1288 Před 2 lety +2

    James Corden is d most funniest man i ever seen, can't just stop watching your shows, thanks for showing in my world. I love you

  • @laurofthering
    @laurofthering Před 2 lety +1

    Platform 9 and 3/4? More like platform mine and 3/4
    Im very sorry you had to read that

  • @noillusions8734
    @noillusions8734 Před 2 lety

    I watched the Return to Hogwarts the moment we woke up Jan 1st!!

  • @ZumieZumes
    @ZumieZumes Před 2 lety

    The bank tubes💀💀💀💀

  • @jacobanatoly876
    @jacobanatoly876 Před 2 lety

    Nate you can always cast a spell on me!!! ❤️

  • @tc871comments
    @tc871comments Před 2 lety

    Well they definitely picked the right animal....SHEEP

  • @tomking2613
    @tomking2613 Před 2 lety

    starting my day... lol

  • @Melanie-sj8mm
    @Melanie-sj8mm Před 2 lety

    Being from Germany, I need to watch an American late night show to learn what people do in Germany.