Neville Longbottom Is Smokin' Hot Now!
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- čas přidán 20. 08. 2024
- Something's a little off and it's most likely the fact that James started his day at 3:45am sitting in a van doing a live TV interview. But we press on and learn that the Harry Potter reunion taught us one important thing: the actor who played Neville Longbottom is HOT now. And news of a horrific traffic jam in a snowstorm that stranded Senator Tim Kaine reminds James of the time they pitched then vice presidential nominee Tim Kaine an "Insane In the Membrane" remix.
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This is an old news. Lol He's been hot for a long time now
My exact thought when I saw the video title.
Happy new 2014
Yes, have they not seen the last Harry Potter movie? He's been hot for years!
It is NEW news to the crew so it matters!!!!
@@nbbim2012 same here, it's the first time they talk about it so, eh, news enough for me tbh, I'm here for their banter and THE NEWS, not the actual news lol
all those Neville Longbottom jokes were hilarious!
also; it needs to be said every now and then; I so love this freestyle type of intro and interactions with the whole crew. I'm glad it didn't change when the audience came back - love you all!
Me too! Im loving this new format!
“…Let him give my hogwarts anytime” That one made me spit my drink 😅
"He can open my chamber of secrets..." I died....
How cOuld they miss out on saying “he can Slyther-in my Longbottom”
tom felton tweeted once something likeè gnight from my bedè someone replied can i slytherin
The staff talking about Neville Longbottom made me laugh harder than James ever has
There’s a reason the term “Longbottoming” exists!
No it don’t
@@timthompson7205 r/wooosh
My brain always pauses when Brits use “sat” instead of “sitting.” 5:05
I like it.
What do you say over there...satted? Or sitted?
@@england6013 they said “sitting”
@@laurachapiano but "i sitting down" makes no sense... "i sat down" is the phrase
@@EELSGT3 but he said “when you are sat in a van” when grammatically speaking it should be “when you are sitting in a van” because ‘sat’ is a past tense verb but in this case ‘are’ is the verb and it’s present tense. But as a brit I would still say ‘sat’ because that’s just what I’ve always said 🤷♀️
@@sarahhiggins1515 hes referring to sat meaning someone is making you sit ( example 'I'm currently being sat down by an usher') making it present tense
They missed, "I'd let him explore my forbidden forest."
James, you’re behind on this revelation that Matthew Lewis is a handsome bloke.
Beauty is, ofc, subjective. I don't find him attractive at all, and would much prefer James in fact, given a choice. I find him far more handsome/attractive than Matthew Lewis.
Neville had made his transformation by the final Harry Potter film. This was all part of a silly routine.
@@lexruptor okay… I think the point is that Matthew Lewis has looked like that since the 6th film was made… so over a decade. He’s behind the times.
“I’d let him give my HOG-WARTS anytime” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I will now and forever think of this anytime I hear Hogwarts! 😭😭😭😭👏🏼 #hotneville
"I'd let him give my hog warts"... Jesus. Excellent.
oh.. ok.. damn, good one indeed. Tnks, I didnt get it before :D
Wow😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can you explain to a poor German what the meaning is here? I know that hog is supposed to be a pig and warts are a nasty skin 'disease', but this is obviously not in his mind here... Who can help me??
Your hog is where you get porked, as in oinking from a boinking...and herpes are transmissible...now I need to go wash my hands for typing this...
@@chrili4069 Americans inexplicably refer to their (usually undersized) penes as a "hog"... He thinks 'Neville' is so hot now, he'd happily run the risk of contracting a genital infection, in order to sleep with him - i.e. "give his hog warts". 👍 Bitte schön!
Omg, I remember working as a bank teller with those pneumatic tubes. Back when phones had not only buttons--some had *dials*. Money was in the form of paper. TV channels could be changed by turning a knob, but you had to physically go to the tv to do it. And the government actually got shit done.
But what really makes me feel old? Back in the day people didn't think wearing a mask to protect yourself and others in a pandemic was a violation of their freedom.
There are still banks with those tubes.
Neville has been SMOKINNN FINEE since the 4th movie!!
Finally Neville got an O in Transfiguration and Charms
I’d let him give my Hog warts, and the Italian joke was TOO perfect! 💀💀💀
English is my second language, can you kindly explain the Italian joke? I get the rest, but this one had me scratching my head.
@@jc_jc_jc_jc_jc It's a variation of "Do you have a little Italian in you? No? Do you want some?" The little bit of Italian being the guy's wang
@@snoobins4623 Oh man! I did NOT see that coming. LOL. Thank you so much!!!
I love so much that Neville turned out to be the hot one
how did nobody tell a joke about his longbottom?!!! Oh my Gosh so many possibilities
14:25 as someone with a chronic illness and hands too painful to carry out certain tasks. I would love to know that a household robot could help me out in 10-15 years.
Especially one that has hands!
Could use one now...had to get a nurse to help me open my fruit cup and juice box. James might not need it, but there are people that do
I’m disappointed in this crew…how do y’all miss the OBVIOUS Slytherin joke 😂
Neville jokes hilarious 🤣
OMG on CBS this morning, James was so sleepy 😀
I'm starting my day with all of you bc you make me smile!!!!:) Don't like when you're off. PS Still want Dave's laugh ON THE BUTTON. As much as I laughed at the robot, the scary fact remains in about 100 years it will be doing more than trying to cook :(.
First comment? But definitely not the first to know that Neville's the jam. Lol.
Second🥰
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THE FACT that this showed up in my class-
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"which is the worst way to get to sleep." Amen.
I liked that the guests meets. Really nice
Matthew Lewis should be the next James Bond
Saw James on the CBS morning show, you were amazing for such a very early hours . Keep it up James , you can do it . Good luck !
Love these off the rail, slightly unhinged conversations!!
So we are all going to not say the obvious one?
“Neville can go long in my bottom if you know what I mean…”
It’s right there guys. It was right there!
He's a whole verb . When you glow up we say you Longbottomed.
Omg I hope the actor watched this lol
These jokes were HORRIBLE. I laughed my ass off!
The chamber of secrets joke is the dirtiest joke of 2022😂😂😂just wow
Lol, I watched the interview and had no idea, he was in a van, lol!!!! Makes sense, he liked a tad tired. Nice news jingle, short and simple! 👍
Here for My dose of laughter for the day
James I relate to you on no sleep. My father just had surgery and and for the last four days I’ve looked just like that. I hear you and I sympathize with you. You still look incredible as always. So happy to have the late late show back. I certainly could use watching and seeing this now while I’m in the waiting room and just needing a pick me up, I always know this is the show to go too.
That was such a sweet, genuine comment. Thank you for sharing 😊
Yes...I was wide awake till 4 am too.... Just couldn't sleep then got 2 hrs sleep! Last time that happened was 2 years ago before the pandemic! :)
Look who's finally awake. I've been here a while.
"the 'rona?" lmaooo at 0:36 Reggie totally jynx'ed James lmao
I also loved the bank vacuum message from
Neville needs to drop that transformation spell!
Pretty sure Longbottom had to wear fake teeth and a fat suit in the movies. That man most likely was conventionally good looking for most of the movies.
BB buttons forever! People usualy ask "how old is this phone" when they see me use it 😄There's new models some of us are happy to use, James. No need to miss anything. 😉
James trying to act like hes not into neville lol
The bit about the robot🤣
Best Monologue in Late Night TV :) 💜
The Late Late Show discovering what Potterheads have known for years
Now he can be Neville Strongbottom
I'm not a smoker, but I'd consider some Longbottom leaves.....😂
but seriously, I guess everyone noticed, but never thought it'd become a thing on any late show.... 🤔😄
FYI banks still have pneumatic tubes in drive ups
Even though it’s old news that Matthew Lewis grew up to be a beautiful swan, he will always be my beautiful swan. 😍😍😍😍😍
Wingardium Levi-Oh Yeah
I love James calling the 'Virus' The Billy-Ray Virus
Those jabs at Djokovic - precious :D
They still have the pneumatic tubes at the bank drive-through windows, Ian..sometimes 4 or 5 lanes!🖖😃🇺🇸
The Banks in Central Pa still have pneumatic tubes! Come visit for an exhilarating trip to the PNC!
I really miss the old Palm handhelds. I am still waiting for the phone software to catch up to what we had 20 years ago... 😎
As for pneumatic tubes, some bank drive thrus still have them - even some McDo's use them (so I hear, I have never seen it at McDo)
Hope Matthew Lewis saw this segment...for The News!
Thank you for not having the ro-ro like Seth. I was starting to get worried.
Way to be a few years late on the hot Longbottom train James.
Puberty: you're doing it right
starts actually at 6:20
I wonder if there are any Ganksterz in Space. You know... Space Gankster
My bank still has those tubes 🤣🤣🤣 Oh the joys of living in KY.....
The electorate has short memories. They seem to have forgotten who he has succeeded and what the starting conditions were. The starting conditions dertemines the results and Manchin.
Love this crew !!!!❤️❤️❤️😂🤣😂🤣
I'd let him give my hog warts anytime..lolol
That's the description of every night of my life, James, so... yeah. 😄
If I were, oh, 25 years younger, Hot Neville would definitely be on my list! 😄
I'd like to get that robot, for someone to listen to me, since I've been dumped after 39 years of marriage. At least I could trust it more than I can a human, right now.
Oh man! I loved the Hot Neville segment😂😂. That was too funny. He is handsome, tho. I bet he’s embarrassed by this, tbh.
I'm starting my day. But I'm already ready for bed.
You are the best. Love you’re show.
My 2nd grade teacher was Miss Longbottom, always wondered the origin of the name
Well, when you reach a certain age, the muscles begin to sag, and I guess you can fill in the rest....
She was probably in her late 20's, so don't think this theory applies
My takeaway from this monologue was James saying “THE I-95”… 😄 Will he have a cameo in SNL’s next “The Californians” reprise??
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I miss my blackberry too ain’t it weird?
plz plz plz can someone plz explain that italian joke to me plz I need to know, thank you!
I miss buttons, too..I got my two kids those old Nokia.bricks without wifi, and they have to pretend to be grateful.
Who's the guy on the drums? Looks almost like Guillermo without glasses.
Bro I just watch your movie Begin Again!
Your eyes James definitely say something or someone is in you 😂🤣😂
Didn't got the Italian part of the joke? Any help
I’d let him give my hog warts anytime. 🤣 THATS my fav…gross but still my fav
I'm with James on missing buttons. I had waaaay less typos with tactile keyboards. I have fun with Android instead of iphone tho.
8:19 look at all the sheep 😂😂😂
The one with the cbs van is so hilarious
BTW there’s no need to watch the whole video when you are only here for Neville. It ends at 10 minutes in
Haven't watched the show in a while and all of a sudden Ian turns into half Mario Bros and hald Pablo Escobar
Is it not the MakaRona?? Hey! MakaRona! 🙌
OMG I Miss👀Yall Sooo Much… #JamesCorden & #TheLateLateShow🎭Go Above, &Beyond🥰To Be The Best, For Their Viewers👈🏾So I’m Just Praying That James🥀Is Feeling Better🙏🏾😘😘😘 #PeaceAndBlessings
#FromMyHeartToYours💞
I'm 40. Never seen a pneumatic tube in a bank in my life lol.
My drugstore uses them. I'm 70 and they still freak me out.
@@dwightarmer1964 neat! To be fair, my city's old downtown was wiped away and now looks like it was established in 1964 despite being around since 1701 lol
I come hear to see Neville Longbottom
? Do you need to be rolled …..Well yes please 😂🤣
They’re saying he’s now at a point that guys notice.
James Corden is d most funniest man i ever seen, can't just stop watching your shows, thanks for showing in my world. I love you
Platform 9 and 3/4? More like platform mine and 3/4
Im very sorry you had to read that
I watched the Return to Hogwarts the moment we woke up Jan 1st!!
The bank tubes💀💀💀💀
Nate you can always cast a spell on me!!! ❤️
Well they definitely picked the right animal....SHEEP
starting my day... lol
Being from Germany, I need to watch an American late night show to learn what people do in Germany.