JOHNNY CARSON CARNAC THE MAGNIFICENT Dec 03 1975

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  • @mojavedaemonwitch3743
    @mojavedaemonwitch3743 Před 2 lety +60

    🌹💙 Ed’s laughter cracks me up as much as the jokes! 😆 Miss both of these legends! 🙂

  • @andygrenn680
    @andygrenn680 Před 7 měsíci +15

    Carnac should’ve been an astronaut. His presence is outer space material. A legend.

  • @WillRennar
    @WillRennar Před 3 lety +70

    All-knowing, all-seeing...yet never could tell where that first step onto the stage was.
    Rest in peace, Mr. Carson.

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 Před 2 lety +4

      After all the yrs he was there ud think he'd know the step??!!!🤣😂😅🇺🇲💖🌹

    • @lukethedrifter3149
      @lukethedrifter3149 Před 2 lety +13

      At least one time they replaced the desk with a fake one that collapsed when he fell into it.

    • @robertgordon5232
      @robertgordon5232 Před rokem +7

      Remember the time the desk fell apart??

  • @ObamAmerican48
    @ObamAmerican48 Před 3 lety +32

    Those were happy days for me. I used to sneak out of my bedroom to watch THE JOHNNY CARSON show! 📺
    "May a bull elephant mate with your pet Yorkie" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @billywassenberg645
    @billywassenberg645 Před 3 lety +32

    I love Johnny Carson he's the best

  • @russs7574
    @russs7574 Před 2 lety +16

    From an era when late night talk show hosts did not feel like their personal politics were any of our business, and did not wear their politics on their sleeves.
    My favorite Carnac was the one in which the crew swapped in a desk made of balsa wood, so that when Carson came out and did his usual trip on the step up and went to "steady" himself on the desk, he went right through it, and the desk disintegrated in a couple hundred pieces.

    • @berwick777
      @berwick777 Před 9 měsíci +2

      I’ve been waiting for years for that one to be on CZcams.

  • @LarryBarkerPBP100
    @LarryBarkerPBP100 Před 3 lety +34

    The crack about "Saturday Night Live" being dead was a reference to the short-lived "Saturday Night Live With Howard Cosell," a prime-time show on ABC. It premiered in September of 1975 and was cancelled in January of 1976 after only 18 episodes. The NBC late night show also premiered in September of '75 but was known originally as "NBC's Saturday Night" in order to avoid confusion with the ABC show, which owned the rights to the "Saturday Night Live" name. In 1977, with the ABC show long gone, NBC acquired the "Saturday Night Live" name for it's show, which still runs to this day and is now in it's 46th season.

    • @garyc39
      @garyc39 Před 3 lety +3

      I never knew that,thanks.I was wondering why they always say, Live from New York its Saturday night.

    • @mikestevenson576
      @mikestevenson576 Před 2 lety +3

      Really appreciate this, Larry. My first reaction was it was the first shot fired in his insult war with SNL, which got pretty intense.

    • @user-wm3bf7pi3u
      @user-wm3bf7pi3u Před 2 měsíci +2

      I almost thought there was a "NBC's Saturday Night" variety show that was also short-lived and retooled into SNL.

  • @SonnyBubba
    @SonnyBubba Před 4 lety +115

    It was always a tradition that the biggest applause was for “I hold in my hand, the LAST envelope.”

    • @billolsen4360
      @billolsen4360 Před 3 lety +15

      Then getting "May a love starved yak become infatuated with your blue jeans" from Johnny

    • @chrisarseneault5617
      @chrisarseneault5617 Před 2 lety +3

      Yes!

    • @markflemmer1326
      @markflemmer1326 Před 2 lety +3

      @@billolsen4360 Another good one I remember: "May a crazed pole vaulter run under your sister's hoop skirt". 😆

    • @billolsen4360
      @billolsen4360 Před 2 lety +4

      @@markflemmer1326 Don't think I ever heard that one before...that's for the golden gift!

    • @gocygo63
      @gocygo63 Před 2 lety +2

      ..."...may a toothless yak gum your mother's wheat thins..."...

  • @chriscase1392
    @chriscase1392 Před 3 lety +81

    Is it just me or are Johnny and Ed having way more fun than the job calls for?

    • @stephenwoehr6500
      @stephenwoehr6500 Před 2 lety +1

      They were certainly having more fun than the audience. These jokes just fell straight flat.

    • @met9072
      @met9072 Před rokem +1

      The jokes 'fell flat'? Was it in the first joke that played too close to home for you?

    • @CALLAHAN19
      @CALLAHAN19 Před rokem

      No, you're right

  • @markprovance8995
    @markprovance8995 Před 4 lety +43

    A: Peter Pan
    Q: What do you fry a peter in?
    When Carnak did this one, Johnny and Ed giggled uncontrollably like schoolboys for at least a full minute before getting back on track. I would love to see that again.

    • @markflemmer1326
      @markflemmer1326 Před 2 lety +5

      A: Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah
      Q: What do you say to someone when their Doo-Dah is open? 😆

    • @wmbrown6
      @wmbrown6 Před 6 měsíci +3

      @@markflemmer1326 - A: Inka Dinka Doo.
      Q: What do you look for when tracking an inka dinka?
      But one I suspect he might've done in his last months . . .
      A: Black or White.
      Q: What is Michael Jackson?

    • @markflemmer1326
      @markflemmer1326 Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@wmbrown6HA 😂

  • @Ducksoup67
    @Ducksoup67 Před 2 lety +11

    A hipster would pay thousands of dollars for that chair Ed is sitting on. Pure funk.

  • @paulbaranofsky4995
    @paulbaranofsky4995 Před 2 lety +9

    Liked how he always tripped over the stairs on his way to do the routine

    • @bsmith9506
      @bsmith9506 Před rokem +3

      A testament to his acrobatic ability 🙂

    • @madbrowniac7871
      @madbrowniac7871 Před 7 dny

      @paulbaranofsky4995: One night he tripped and destroyed the poor Desk!😂🤣😂😉🎤📺B.W.

  • @Quartzquiz333
    @Quartzquiz333 Před 2 lety +5

    I should point out the "Saturday Night Live" Johnny was referring to was Howard Cosell's short lived and terrible ABC Saturday night variety show. The one we're now familiar with was originally called "NBC'S Saturday Night".

  • @PopeLando
    @PopeLando Před 2 lety +6

    The crowd aren't laughing because when the punchlines are Sargent Shriver and Wilt Chamberlain they're thinking, "in 40 years nobody's going to know who that is!"

  • @Dan-nt2yb
    @Dan-nt2yb Před 3 lety +9

    The good ol’ days.😊👍🏾👍🏾

  • @anonygent
    @anonygent Před 3 lety +42

    I think my favorite was Shish Boom Bah... What's the sound an exploding sheep makes? Not because it was terribly funny but because Ed cracked up laughing for so long.

    • @suzycreamcheesez4371
      @suzycreamcheesez4371 Před 3 lety +2

      sis

    • @LynxSouth
      @LynxSouth Před 3 lety +2

      It's devilishly clever. That makes it hilarious.

    • @otiscampbell2194
      @otiscampbell2194 Před 2 lety +3

      Sis boom baaaaaa !🍺🍺🍺🍺❤❤❤👍👍👍👍👍😝😜😝😜😝😜❤🍺🍺🍺🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😛🤪😛🤪❤

    • @markflemmer1326
      @markflemmer1326 Před 2 lety +1

      A: Venus De Milo, broccoli and Anita Bryant
      Q: Name a nude, a food and a prude. 😂

    • @anonygent
      @anonygent Před 2 lety +1

      @@markflemmer1326 Too crude, dude.

  • @jefferyobryan6351
    @jefferyobryan6351 Před 3 lety +26

    Not one of the better Carnac's, oh well. I cryed when I read Carson died, 05 was not a good year. Now there's no such thing as a good year in THE UNITED STATES OF BICKERING AND COMPLAINING!!

    • @chrishebditch654
      @chrishebditch654 Před 3 lety

      Jeffery O'Bryan thank you I agree 100%!

    • @PrincessofBuckhead
      @PrincessofBuckhead Před 2 lety +2

      I cried too when passed.

    • @kcjazzcat7822
      @kcjazzcat7822 Před dnem

      Agree. My cousin and I would do a. sleepover at one of the homes. Friday night was the only time we got to watch Johnny. Carson, to us that's what the show was called. We loved it.

  • @dangler1907
    @dangler1907 Před 2 lety +3

    Prime time for us ... us being me and my new bride. Young enough to still stay up late for the monologue and following comedy bit but still get up for work in the morning.

  • @geraldhague6170
    @geraldhague6170 Před 3 lety +10

    I remember watching him with my grandmom or i called her Nan

  • @gregdayton5117
    @gregdayton5117 Před rokem +2

    This is classic Carson!

  • @garysimard5674
    @garysimard5674 Před 2 lety +8

    I love it when they say someone's name and then describe how it sounds.

  • @stopdeforestation
    @stopdeforestation Před 3 lety +2

    Thanks for upload

  • @JohnDoe-wb4iv
    @JohnDoe-wb4iv Před 2 lety +4

    Carson was the best

  • @wayneberry2941
    @wayneberry2941 Před rokem +3

    His insults were classic

  • @jpolar394
    @jpolar394 Před 2 lety +6

    "May your Avon lady be a transvestite in heat".....LMAO 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @tjstrong3607
    @tjstrong3607 Před 3 lety +56

    How sadly politically correct things are--- the pc police would hate a 'transvestite joke today--- the world sucks now RIP Johnny & Ed

    • @pickeljarsforhillary102
      @pickeljarsforhillary102 Před 3 lety +8

      Dont forget about just having the character of Carnac the Magnificent in the first place.

    • @DMS-pq8
      @DMS-pq8 Před 2 lety

      @@pickeljarsforhillary102 CULTERAL APPROPRIATION! CULTERAL APPROPRIATION!

    • @russs7574
      @russs7574 Před 2 lety

      @@DMS-pq8 That better be sarcasm.

    • @DMS-pq8
      @DMS-pq8 Před 2 lety

      @@russs7574 Possibly

  • @tomdoty8334
    @tomdoty8334 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Siss-Boom-bah was my favorite.

  • @RADIUMGLASS
    @RADIUMGLASS Před 3 lety +36

    The crack about Saturday night live was funny as it holds true today in 2020.

    • @joebradio
      @joebradio Před 2 lety +5

      He referring to the short lived Saturday show hosted by Howard Cosell

    • @GayRocker81
      @GayRocker81 Před 2 lety +2

      IDK...SNL has been dead for quite a long time

  • @Solitude47152
    @Solitude47152 Před 6 měsíci +2

    “I bring you tidings from the West”

  • @ericg4868
    @ericg4868 Před 4 lety +6

    Gilligan, the Skipper, and Chief WIggum. Name three castaways. Heeyoo.

  • @siggylloyd3566
    @siggylloyd3566 Před 2 lety +4

    Ka-REEM Abdul Jibar :-P

  • @jackmeyhoffer5107
    @jackmeyhoffer5107 Před 7 dny +1

    During the takeover of the US embassy in Iran, one of Carnac’s insults was, may militant students house train an elephant on your prayer rug.

  • @GeoffNelson
    @GeoffNelson Před 3 lety +6

    This is great! I thought I'd seen all these.

    • @stevewiley8409
      @stevewiley8409 Před 21 hodinou

      Am I dreaming this or in one Karnak routine did the staff put baby powder in an envelope so that when Johnny tore open the envelope the talcum covered his face ?

    • @GeoffNelson
      @GeoffNelson Před 21 hodinou

      @@stevewiley8409 I've never seen that

  • @AldousHuxleysCat
    @AldousHuxleysCat Před 6 měsíci +1

    I was a bit baffled by the Saturday night live comment and then after thinking about it I recalled that Howard cosell actually had a show called Saturday night live it was on in prime time and it did not do well. The other show of course was only called Saturday night. I think it officially became SNL 30 or more years later

  • @JoeBilello1969
    @JoeBilello1969 Před 4 měsíci

    WOW, THIS WENT STRAIGHT TO THE VIDEO WITHOUT ME HAVING TO WATCH 3 ADS FIRST?!?!?😮

  • @ruthecker399
    @ruthecker399 Před 3 dny

    rip love

  • @crimsonpride9975
    @crimsonpride9975 Před 2 lety +6

    Carnac predicted SNL today!

    • @christopherdunne7848
      @christopherdunne7848 Před 2 lety +3

      Actually I believe it was a reference to ABC’s variety show in ‘75 called “Saturday Night Live” with Howard Cosell, which didn’t last. NBC’s show at that time was called “NBC Saturday Night”. They changed it to “SNL” shortly afterward.

  • @docthemetalfreak
    @docthemetalfreak Před 4 lety +14

    I swear there waz one time Carnac crashed thru the desk

    • @MrEsMysteriesMagicks
      @MrEsMysteriesMagicks Před 4 lety +8

      There was. I remember watching it, but I have no idea when they did that. They brought in a breakaway desk just for the occasion. I'd love to see the video of that.

    • @jeffreygranger6913
      @jeffreygranger6913 Před 4 lety +5

      @@MrEsMysteriesMagicks Me too! And the way Carson looked right in the camera when something was suggestive.

    • @jeffmontville2689
      @jeffmontville2689 Před 3 lety +2

      There is

    • @russs7574
      @russs7574 Před 2 lety +3

      One of my favorite Carnacs. The stage crew swapped out the real desk for one made of balsa wood while Carson was backstage getting into his Carnac get up. According to Ed McMahon (I forget where the interview was), Johnny was not told about the gag, so his reaction was genuine.

    • @josephambrose2852
      @josephambrose2852 Před 10 měsíci +2

      I remember that
      I'm guessing it was a prop 😂

  • @quizmaster85
    @quizmaster85 Před 3 lety +5

    Hermetically sealed.

    • @DextersLab13
      @DextersLab13 Před 3 lety +1

      Kept in a mayonnaise jar on Funk & Wagnall's porch since noon today.

    • @quizmaster85
      @quizmaster85 Před 2 lety +1

      @@DextersLab13 *NO-ONE (!)*

  • @mikedrown2721
    @mikedrown2721 Před 2 lety +2

    I love Ed's Haw Haw Haw

  • @Panwere36
    @Panwere36 Před 4 lety +24

    Proof that Carnac (Johnny Carson) did have mental powers: he saw 45 years into the future at the soon to start current season of Saturday Night Live...

    • @captmurdock
      @captmurdock Před 4 lety +7

      FTR, at the time the joke might have referred to Saturday Night Live with Howard Cosell. Never heard of it? There's a reason for that...

    • @Panwere36
      @Panwere36 Před 4 lety

      @@captmurdock , perhaps it did.. but still... lol

    • @Panwere36
      @Panwere36 Před 4 lety +1

      @@captmurdock , actually, looking at the date... SNL has premiered on NBC in October of that year.. so it was most likely about them.

    • @captmurdock
      @captmurdock Před 4 lety +7

      @@Panwere36 True but the Cosell show premiered three weeks earlier, and in prime time. (And take my word for it, it was a stinkburger). For most of its first season, the show we now call SNL was called NBC'S Saturday Night

    • @Panwere36
      @Panwere36 Před 4 lety +2

      @@captmurdock , got you. And considering how Cosell came off outside of his job, I can imagine.

  • @wickedfuctup
    @wickedfuctup Před 2 lety +2

    Can't have a transvestite joke like that today

  • @DesertScorpionKSA
    @DesertScorpionKSA Před 4 lety +14

    Saturday Night Live: Name something dead. How prescient of Johnny.

    • @hankkingsley2976
      @hankkingsley2976 Před 3 lety +6

      Actually I believe that was referring to the Howard Cosell show of the same name that was on at that time that's why it originally was just called Saturday night on NBC

    • @DesertScorpionKSA
      @DesertScorpionKSA Před 3 lety +2

      @@hankkingsley2976 Well duh! I'm guessing you don't know what prescient means.

    • @hankkingsley2976
      @hankkingsley2976 Před 3 lety +2

      @@DesertScorpionKSA apparently you don't either

  • @goteamdefense
    @goteamdefense Před 4 lety +5

    Different Saturday Night Live than you are thinking of. This article is about the short-lived ABC show. For the NBC sketch comedy show, see Saturday Night Live.
    Genre Variety show
    Presented by Howard Cosell
    Starring Bill Murray. Brian Doyle-Murray. Christopher Guest
    Country of origin United States
    No. of seasons 1. No. of episodes 18
    Executive producer(s) Roone Arledge
    Running time 48 minutes
    Production company(s) ABC
    Original network ABC
    Original release September 20, 1975 -January 17, 1976
    Saturday Night Live with Howard Cosell is an American television variety show that aired on ABC from September 20, 1975, to January 17, 1976, hosted by Howard Cosell and executive-produced by Roone Arledge. The series ran for 18 episodes before being cancelled.

    • @davyhall6886
      @davyhall6886 Před 3 lety +1

      The NBC show used to be called "NBC's Saturday Night"

    • @elijahbarber1829
      @elijahbarber1829 Před 2 lety +1

      ABC'S Saturday Night Live was cancelled mainly because nobody could stand having to put up with Howard Cosell twice in the same week.

    • @madbrowniac7871
      @madbrowniac7871 Před 7 dny

      @goteamdefense: All three ABC Cast Members eventually appeared on NBC's "SNL." Especially Bill Murray who duked it out with the famously truculent Chevy Chase off camera!😂😏🥊🥊🚫🎥📺B.W.

  • @andrewyoung2796
    @andrewyoung2796 Před 4 lety +7

    Funk and Wagnell

    • @jeffreygranger6913
      @jeffreygranger6913 Před 4 lety +2

      Dictionary.

    • @yankeeland1
      @yankeeland1 Před 3 lety +1

      ✝️

    • @anonygent
      @anonygent Před 11 měsíci +1

      Front porch... in a mayonnaise jar... since noon today...

    • @madbrowniac7871
      @madbrowniac7871 Před 7 dny

      @andrewyoung2796: Back in The Sixties "Laugh In" had a risque running gag demanding that someone "Go look that up in your Funk & Wagnalls!"😂😏🎤👨‍🎓👩‍🎓🖊📙📺B.W.

  • @darrelltalbott4830
    @darrelltalbott4830 Před 4 měsíci +2

    How y’all like huh yeah lol humorous yeah

  • @madbrowniac7871
    @madbrowniac7871 Před 7 dny

    @edfulginiti8798: I had to go and search out the significance of the one about Miss Mona Freeman. Sometimes I watch these to see if I can remember why a Satiric topic was um topical at the time!😂🎤💃📺B.W.

  • @rb9628
    @rb9628 Před rokem +2

    A lot of the jokes are topical. Unless you lived though this era you won't get them. I did but some flew over my head, like the CIA joke.

  • @AMRPK
    @AMRPK Před 2 lety +2

    May a bull elephant mate with your pet yorkie.

  • @okiebrave1932
    @okiebrave1932 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Johnny would be nothing without Ed.

  • @berwick777
    @berwick777 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Till this day I still laugh when Ed says I hold in my hand the last envelope and the audience goes crazy. 😂

  • @patrickwhited6799
    @patrickwhited6799 Před rokem +1

    Sis boom bashh

  • @drummer703
    @drummer703 Před 2 lety +2

    Even back then Saturday night live was dead

    • @spongevee1
      @spongevee1 Před rokem

      Different show. It starred Howard Cosell!

  • @joeylawn36111
    @joeylawn36111 Před 3 lety +2

    I remember one of the biggest laughs Carson got doing Carnac was when the answer was “Abba Eben”. Anyone know if there’s a video of it?

    • @deguyjay5408
      @deguyjay5408 Před 3 lety +1

      I looked for that one too! I saw it before but I think it was removed.

    • @joeylawn36111
      @joeylawn36111 Před 3 lety

      @@pnpracing4688 don't know - that's one reason why I wanted to see that video

    • @gocygo63
      @gocygo63 Před 2 lety

      ...well...what was the question?!!!

    • @joeylawn36111
      @joeylawn36111 Před 2 lety +1

      @@gocygo63 I THINK it was something like "What is the sound that Golda Meir makes when putting on panty hose" -could be wrong - that was a LONG time ago

    • @gocygo63
      @gocygo63 Před 2 lety

      @@joeylawn36111
      ...Oh Gawd!

  • @chrislargent1725
    @chrislargent1725 Před 2 lety +1

    Question - body builders answer - what do you call legos sold in playboy

  • @GermanShepherd1983
    @GermanShepherd1983 Před 2 lety +3

    This show was probably from early 1976 and the joke about SNL being dead was funny, considering they are still around 45 years later

    • @joegordon2915
      @joegordon2915 Před 2 lety +4

      Snl wasn’t called that then. It was called Saturday Night because Saturday Night Live was a Howard Cosell show that didn’t last long and that’s probably why he’s saying it’s dead

  • @rleary1
    @rleary1 Před 3 lety +2

    6:05 Carnac could truly look into the future!

  • @zekelucente9702
    @zekelucente9702 Před rokem +1

    SNL is now actually dead, but not in 1975.

    • @spongevee1
      @spongevee1 Před rokem +1

      Nope, he meant a different show by that name. Back then SNL was called NBC's Saturday Night.

  • @DonTruman
    @DonTruman Před 7 měsíci

    Mostly corny jokes but so funny, thanks to the delivery and presentation.
    And a lot of stuff the "woke" puritans would freak out about, for no good reason.

  • @edfulginiti8798
    @edfulginiti8798 Před 3 lety +27

    A minimum of 4 of these jokes couldn't be done today...humor wrecked by woke culture. Sad.

  • @nancythomas4058
    @nancythomas4058 Před 3 lety +19

    Before late night comedy became a communist sewer.