Every Game of Thrones Episode Ranked - The Wojcicki Cut
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Intro 0:00
73 3:23
72 5:11
71 8:10
70 11:00
69 12:51
68 15:36
67 18:11
66 20:04
65 24:21
64 25:53
63 27:43
62 30:16
61 32:43
60 34:21
59 36:33
58 37:53
57 39:31
56 41:37
55 43:40
54 45:04
53 46:38
52 48:18
51 49:52
50 52:53
49 54:38
48 56:12
47 57:40
46 59:12
45 1:00:34
44 1:01:56
43 1:03:35
42 1:06:01
41 1:07:27
40 1:09:13
Intermission 1:10:46
39 1:11:11
38 1:12:42
37 1:14:57
36 1:16:17
35 1:17:47
34 1:18:36
33 1:19:42
32 1:20:45
31 1:20:52
30 1:22:22
29 1:23:21
28 1:24:28
27 1:26:06
26 1:27:33
25 1:29:01
24 1:30:27
23 1:31:40
22 1:33:26
21 1:34:27
20 1:35:23
19 1:36:53
18 1:38:13
17 1:39:21
16 1:40:43
15 1:41:49
14 1:42:47
13 1:44:08
12 1:45:35
11 1:46:58
10 1:48:48
9 1:50:43
8 1:51:45
7 1:53:40
6 1:54:48
5 1:57:27
4 1:58:35
3 2:00:23
2 2:02:09
1 2:05:30
Outro 2:08:37 - Zábava
GoT is eating the greatest tub of ice cream you have ever had and then finding a dead rat at the bottom.
this is a perfect metaphor and i hate it
......And you've just accidentally bitten the dead rat.
I disagree I feel the season was bad but gets way too much unnecessary hate
@@aaliyahmichelle6427 There are some great parts.
Most accurate analogy ever
"Hodor had remained a fan favourite this far into this series in no small part due to the writer's inability to make him say terrible dialogue."
I love Glidus
Its true, they made Tyrion so stupid by the end that Hodor looks like a more intelligent character
😂
I’m glad Hodar didn’t make it to season 8 I already know they would have a scene where he would hit his head then proceed to talk normal just to say a punchline of a joke :|
@@Jordan64852 oh god I could... totally see that happening.
That one made me pause the video to laugh out loud without missing any part of this genius fucking video. 😂
People don't like Ygritte's death? Damn, it definitely makes my top 5. That shot of Jon cradling Ygritte as the camera pans away, the battle continuing on behind them as no one even notices whats happened, gets me every time. And the fact that Olly was the one who killed her, a kid who neither Jon nor the audience can even be mad at considering his established motivation, showcases that nuance the first couple seasons did so well.
And yet plenty of people got mad at Ollie anyway
Didn't people get weirdly mad at Ollie actually? Like, the complete lack of sympathy for Ollie by the fanbase always kinda creeped my out. Like yeah, he killed Ygritte and later betrayed Jon, but he's a fucking tiny kid with completely understandable motivation. The lack of sympathy GOT fans have sometimes is really uncanny.
@@HOTD108_ also Ygritte is literally holding john at arrowpoint, and could kill him at any second. Olly did the best with the information he had in that scene.
@@HOTD108_ Fuck Olly
🥔 🥔pOtAtOeS
"Ned's death may be the defining moment of game of thrones, it's either that or..." I love how literally every single person watching this knew what was coming as you said that. Well played.
when does he say this
@@aminaemes9198 1:58:28
is it Dany blowing everything up?
@@mischr13 Nah, that's way earlier in the video!
GODS HE WAS STRONG!!
im glad Ned's death is appreciated for how shocking it was. When I first saw the episode, I remember thinking, "alright, this is stupid. I know we want the stakes to be high, but how can he possibly get out of this situation without it being super forced?" and then he just... doesn't, and it changed the way I saw the show completely.
If joffrey wasn't a maniacal idiot he would've lived like Cersei wanted him to. A shame
@@Ben-vg6ox Cersei turned him into the little monster we remember him as, though. It was Robert who gave the boy temperance. It was Robert through whom Joffrey started redeeming himself near the end of the first season, apologizing to Sansa and making an honest effort at doing better by her. Once his father died Joffrey was truly doomed to become just as stupid and conniving and cruel as his mother.
@@Ben-vg6ox if Littlefinger didn't manipulate Joffrey, Ned would have lived too
Exactly same way I felt. Couldn’t believe it
Same. When I watched the first season, I was only half paying attention for most of it. That was until Ned died, and I was like wth wasn't he the main character? Then I had to rewatch the whole season, and I was hooked.
By saying, “why do you think I came all this way?’l in the last episode, Bran exposed himself as a sadistic, twisted, psychopath who sat on crucial information that could’ve saved millions of lives, all so he could become King. All of this despite the fact that he clearly stated he couldn’t be Lord of anything in previous episodes. Seriously, the writing is SOOO bad it had to be intentional.
That sounds like it could have been awesome: the unassuming wheelchair kid manipulating the world into becoming the king of it through insidious manipulation could have been dope. But you know.......
Bran isn’t sadistic. He’s fulfilling his destiny. He doesn’t have the ability to do anything other than what he’s meant to do. That’s what the hodor thing is about. He doesn’t ever get to choose to do that. It is an unavoidable fate. Bran understands that he doesn’t have any agency to change the future. His lack of desire to try and change the future is part and parcel with his 3 eyed raven abilities. That’s why he says he can’t be lord of anything. He’s meant to be king. A king isn’t a lord. In the same way a governor isn’t the president.
@@DeepFriedLiver the title of king of Westeros is referenced as "lord of the seven kingdoms"
@@DeepFriedLiver ur making a lot of excuse for someone who doesn’t do anything and why exactly should he be a king. What in the story makes him a better king than others ? He isn’t a Baratheon he isn’t Targaryen he isn’t even a stark since he says so, he is literally a soulless monster and since you just said he can’t change anything why even have him as king he can’t change anything
@@pyrobellator6009 not making excuses. Just explaining the storytelling. Bran isn’t a monster you seem hung up on that. Imagine a tree is watching leaves fall. Below is a gardener raking leaves into a pile to burn. Is the tree a monster because it doesn’t catch the falling leaves? Of course not because the tree doesn’t have a choice to catch the leaves. Bran doesn’t have a choice to save people from the destruction of kings landing. The same way he didn’t have a choice in turning Wylis into Hodor. He’s basically a tree.
Also I never said Bran would make a good king. I said GRRM is asking if Bran would be better. Bran really isn’t acting as king. He’s just there. If Bran had agency change the world around him he’d clearly be the best choice for king. Because Bran can see the future, knows all good and bad choices made by everyone ever especially kings, and is kind. Who could possibly be better? GRRM doesn’t like to tell you what is best. He wants to ask you. czcams.com/video/VT_tEwG5mEs/video.html
So how does GRRM ask the question. Well Bran can’t affect change so… Tyrion is really running the show. So what is the case for Tyrion? Well Tyrion is a witty and well read character who’s figuring out that wit and education aren’t the same thing as wisdom. Okay that’s a good start. Plus he has access to Bran maybe that will help. So… what’s his tax policy? That is one of the specific points GRRM asks about in the earlier video I mentioned. Well, Tyrion made Bronn master of coin. That’s right Tyrion made a guy who doesn’t know how interest works the guy in charge of taxes. Because he had to repay a debt and Lannisters always repay their debts. So not a good start. It’s clear Tyrion isn’t going to get through this without error. The question is rhetorical. Who would be a good king and why? You’re free to think Bran with Tyrion will be terrible or good. It’s ambiguous on purpose.
The thing I love about Blackwater is that, at its core, it's a story about the two most likeable characters in the show trying to kill each other, for completely understandable, completely honourable reasons. It's why Davos treating "last time I was here you killed my son with wildfire" as a bit of banter later on is so fucking insulting.
It's kinda like HBO's OG gritty drama OZ where it was a series with a huge cast of well fleshed out inmates in a prison trying to kill each other and you the audience member being confused on who you want to see come out on top.
"Robert's Rebellion is built on a lie"
Yeah, or maybe you know, it's built on the fact the King burned the Warden of the North alive, murdered his son, then ordered the heads of the new Warden of the North and the Lord Paramount of the Stormlands. Nah, I'm sure that has nothing to do with it.
You have to take the adjacent hints with it:
- Rikkard is Aemond
- Brandon is Tormund
- the letter demanding Robert's and Ned's heads was a faked by Littlefinger
- all the other bad stuff about Aerys is just maester propaganda
But seriously, probably the worst line in the show and Rhaegar fans gobble it up like crazy.
EXACTLY!
Everyone just talks about how it was about Robert's love for Lyanna, but many forget that not only the head and the heir of a great house were executed, but also that the king basically demanded the remaining heads of two great houses to be cut as well. They already had an alliance with another two great houses, so are you telling me that it's just about a lord's love for a girl?
The obsession with that line is weird. Within the show's canon a lot of time has passed since Robert's Rebellion and by the time we are introduced to it much of history becomes a story. It's poetic to say that the rebellion was set aflame by Rhaegar kidnapping Lyanna. People like hearing stories where love is fought for and tyranny is the enemy instead of a complex political tale.
It makes no sense Bran says it because he's omniscient (maybe) but the line itself is fine. Ideally it should have been Arya who says it. She never got much education and then spent most of her time with the Hound and then in Essos so her knowledge of that time would be quite limited even as a highborn.
It drives me crazy when people gloss over that the rebellion was basically in self defense. Ned and Robert had no choice, win or die.
The way they did Meera will forever scar me. She did so much and they just threw her away.
Like so many other characters smh I’m really not over how they (metaphorically and sometimes physically) massacred this series
That poor kid went through frozen hell for literally nothing.
same with Brienne
who meera
@@landlockedcroat1554 Girl who brought Bran beyond the walls and back
Red Wedding is so powerful every show started copying it and none reached the level of impact Red Wedding had.
The Eclipse.
@@VictorIV0310 The Eclipse is almost older than ASOIAF itself, certainly older than ASOS.
@@VictorIV0310 nah don’t disrespect Kentaro like that
It had the shock value which was already portrayed on television before I.e *THERE IS A BIG FUCKING SPOILER DON’T SCROLL IF YOU HAVEN’T FINISHED THE SOPRANOS*
Tony killing Christopher in The Sopranos. But GOT took that standard and multiplied thoroughly lol engraved in history as as gruesome it was
@@NotSoRandom_ I know the show ended over a decade ago but your spoiler warning didn’t do shit 😭😭 m’y own fault for reading it, but istg I had less than one season left!!
The thing that's incredible about the Red Wedding is how rewatchable it is, i watched it 3 times and it made me shocked everytime, how they made the wedding so fun, so wholesome and heart warming seeing chadmure being happy about his wife and the jokes they told eachother sometimes even make you laugh, Until that door is closed..... And then it turns into an absolute fuckfist of a wedding, you can see how robb got broken from the betrayal, the last scream of caitlyn haunts some of us to this day
“muthuh” - last word of robb
Agreed, I am ALWAYS shocked and horrified when I hear Caitlyn's steel-cutting scream
i watched the red wedding once and I read the red wedding once...never again
I'm so glad I read the books first. The entirety of the Red Wedding as told in ASOS is visually burned into my memory. I see everything played out so differently, and tragically. At the end of the action, instead of the simple wail of sorrow, it says:
"Finally someone took the knife away from her. The tears burned like vinegar as they ran down her cheeks. Ten fierce ravens were raking her face with sharp talons and tearing off strips of flesh, leaving deep furrows that ran with blood. She could taste it on her lips . . . The white tears and the red ones ran together until her face was torn and tattered, the face that Ned had loved. Catelyn Stark raised her hands and watched the blood run down her long fingers, over her wrists, beneath the sleeves of her gown. Slow red worms crawled along her arms and under her clothes. That made her laugh until she screamed..."
The turn of events in this chapter hit so tragic in the book because you really thought all the mess was over. The previous chapter was a quick Arya one, the Hound getting her to the Twins to reunite with the fam. And just before that, the previous previous chapter - another Catelyn one - ended with Robb being done with this war stuff, saying: "I mean to start for the Neck as soon as my uncle has been wedded and bedded. We're going home." You really had a feeling of relief and respite from everything starting to really go to shit. George, George, George, you got us again.
It's even worse in the books. Haunting chapter which made me depressed for weeks.
1:33:17 GRRM talked about this scene in an interview once. He said Meereen was supposed to very multicultural and wasn’t meant to come off as this white saviour scene, but the scene was filmed in Morocco, so all the extras were Moroccan.
I believe his exact quote was “when you put out a call for extras in Morocco…. Moroccan people show up”
Doesn't really explain the baffling directing choices, of course.
Regarding the Red Wedding, I have to praise the book-reading community for not giving up the game beforehand.
And I have to praise D&D for not ruining Lady Stonehart's character.
Some obviously did in a group of millions, but the broader constraint on display was pretty unprecedented in my experience of online fandoms.
Everyone wanted to enjoy the reaction when it landed. What a fucking week that was.
@@Canadish man... What a landing that was.
i started watching GOT in october and finished earlier this week. i’ve been spoiled for many things, including the ending, but somehow the red wedding was NEVER spoiled for me 😭
I read the red wedding I watched the red wedding once. never again for either.
This is like watching the series backwards on fast forward...
50:50
"I'll cover it in a pisstake before too long"
said Glidus 2 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
But he said "too long"
@@aakashbasu3219 really? I didn't know that
and definately didn't put it in my comment
I know it’s been two years but the insane accuracy of the “the only good thing that came out of this shot stain of an episode was the huge number of people who realized they could write a better story than this major studio production” line is genuinely off the charts
In case anyone was wondering here are some fun facts about Glidus' list:
Best Season (By Average Rank):
1: Season 1, Average Rank 13.6
2: Season 3, Average Rank 19.2
3: Season 2, Average Rank 22.7
4: Season 4, Average Rank 27.5
5: Season 5, Average Rank 46.3
6: Season 6, Average Rank 55.7
7: Season 7, Average Rank 63
8: Season 8, Average Rank 68.3
Best Season Opener:
1: Season 3, Rank 18
2: Season 1, Rank 19
3: Season 4, Rank 28
4: Season 2, Rank 30
5: Season 5, Rank 39
6: Season 6, Rank 49
7: Season 7, Rank 59
8: Season 8, Rank 68
Best Penultimate Episode:
1: Season 4, Rank 1
2: Season 2, Rank 3
3: Season 3, Rank 4
4: Season 1, Rank 5
5: Season 5, Rank 50
6: Season 6, Rank 62
7: Season 7, Rank 66
8: Season 8, Rank 73
Best Season Finale:
1: Season 1, Rank 2
2: Season 2, Rank 11
3: Season 3, Rank 23
4: Season 5, Rank 41
5: Season 4, Rank 43
6: Season 6, Rank 51
7: Season 7, Rank 69
8: Season 8, Rank 72
Biggest Gaps in Rank Between Consecutive Episodes:
1: Season 4 Episodes 9 and 10, Difference of 42 (Rank 1 and Rank 43)
2: Season 4 Episodes 2 and 3, Difference of 37 (Rank 7 and Rank 44)
3: Season 3 Episodes 4 and 5, Difference of 28 (Rank 36 and Rank 8)
(Smallest Gap is 1 and happens multiple times)
Each Seasons Best and Worst and Gap Between:
Season 1:
Best: Episode 10, Rank 2
Worst: Episode 4, Rank 33
Difference: 31
Season 2:
Best: Episode 9, Rank 3
Worst: Episode 6, Rank 35
Difference: 32
Season 3:
Best: Episode 9, Rank 4
Worst: Episode 4, Rank 36
Difference: 32
Season 4:
Best: Episode 9, Rank 1
Worst: Episode 3, Rank 44
Difference: 43
Season 5:
Best: Episode 8, Rank 38
Worst: Episode 6, Rank 67
Difference: 29
Season 6:
Best: Episode 1, Rank 49
Worst: Episode 5, Rank 63
Difference: 14
Season 7:
Best: Episode 3, Rank 57
Worst: Episode 7, Rank 69
Difference: 12
Season 8:
Best: Episode 2, Rank 56
Worst: Episode 5, Rank 73
Difference: 17
nice
Ok, statistics major.
Makes sense.
I like this
What the hell ?
I think that too often, Charles Dance is given the undisputed title of "Best character performance in GoT", and while I don't deny it's an amazing performance, Mark Addy's short-lived, bombastic, and memorable performance as Robert Baratheon deserves more than an honorable mention; he should be a damned contender. He had 7 episodes to work with, and he made brilliant use out of every second. He could be jovial, brotherly, argumentative, proud, wrathful, sympathetic, vulnerable, pensive and belligerent.
As a character, he hit more emotional beats than most characters do in the entire show, and did so in less time than most of them had. And Mark Addy nailed every scene of it. GoT's portrayal of Robert Baratheon is one of the most fully realized, well-rounded characters in the show.
It's extra impressive considering how little screen-time he had relative to other main characters.
i have such a vivid memory of the character, even compared to one’s with 8 seasons of screen time. totally forgot he was in only 7 episodes
I'm 90% sure the reason why his performance was so great was because he died before they started straying from the books
@@maggiecramer8154 That's part of it, but there's more to it; the actors, and even Dave & Dan, had a real knack in the early seasons not just for translating the book into T.V. form, but to expand upon it, and add to it in meaningful, smart ways that actually _enhance_ the source material, not just convey it. Robert Baratheon is probably one of the most notable examples of this change; a lot of scenes and lines of dialogue were added to the show that were never in the book, and they added so much flavor and depth to his character, not to mention giving the above-mentioned Mark Addy some choice meats to flex his acting chops on.
@@MrGeorgeFlorcus oh definitely. D&d were great at expanding on what someone else wrote. That's why everyone was amazing in early seasons. It's the part where they had to write stuff that went bad.
Im glad actors like Faye Marsay who plays the Waif was able to get another chance to show off her acting chops in Andor. The difference between those two performances really shows you how long of a way actual good writing can go
She was great in Andor and I didn’t know where I recognized her from at first!
Agreed! Same with Jacob Anderson who got to showcase more range and emotion in the first 5 minutes of Interview with the Vampire (the critically acclaimed 2022 AMC series) than he was allowed in 6 seasons as Greyworm - not that his stoic micro expressions or perfection of Valyrian went unnoticed (seriously, David J Peterson has ranted at length about his gratitude and love for Jacob just for the dude’s ability to speak Peterson’s language better than anyone, including himself).
@@dogquixote INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE 2022 MENTIONED WHERE TF IS JACOBS EMMY 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🔛🔝
@@dogquixote iwtv mentioned 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 where the fuck is jacob andersons emmy 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥💥💥💥💥💪💪💪🔫🔫🔫
Faye marsay was also in the white queen as anne neville, and did a great job there. I almost didnt recognise her as the waif lmao
"No One" is the episode that snuffed out any remaining hope I had for the show.
Specifically Arya's storyline. The whole point of the faceless men's training is to erase any personality of the trainee, creating "no one," a person that can become anyone. All of that had been clearly established at that point, so it was extremely fucking baffling when Arya, despite literally blatantly rebelling against the training, is declared to have "become no one" by Jaqen H'gar. What makes it even more *insulting* is that when she walks out on him (despite apparently succeeding in her "no one" training) he literally just *lets her*. She has intimate knowledge of the inner workings of one of the most powerful and secretive organizations in the world AND HE JUST LETS HER GO ON HER MERRY WAY WITH NO REPRECUSSIONS. What a fucking joke.
Just a prank bruh 😎-the writers
Yep. That and when she gets stabbed 10 times in the stomach in filthy water and survives. Ridiculous. For me, rock bottom was the how she stabbed the Night King. Most ppl were like "oh wow, cool!" while I was very depressed. One episode and a "gotcha!" moment. So dissapointing
The whole "no one" makes no sense in the show because the waif was clearly not "no one" to me, she hated Arya to much to be "no one".
@@ClaudiaGonzalez-mg4xf And Jaqen clearly had some positive feelings about Arya meaning he was also not 'no one' he was Jaqen H'gar. I bet that the 'no one' thing is show-only nonsense as grrm didn't write those books yet.
2046 after a dream of spring is realeased:
Every ASOIAF Chapter Ranked.
Here’s hoping that video’s only 25 years away, GRRM will be 98 in 2046.
Seems a tad optimistic, might be Winds of Winter that year.
Best get my pre-order in.
Mate I think you mean the year 6420
When you realise that the first 5 books alone has 344 chapters...
This video changed more after its resurrection than Jon Snow.
lmao
Lmao
Not very hard tbf
m.czcams.com/video/dxbMcy6noes/video.html this video explains how Jon changed after death
Brianne closing the kingsguard book before the ink gets to dry is the best analogy i have for season 8( i didn't come up with this analogy. I saw someone else use it but i don't rember their name)
You mean best analogy somebody else has.
@@roronoalaw7772 yes i saw someone else use this analogy but i don't remember their name😅
Oh come on. Bronn’s reaction to hearing the name Dickon was one do the best moments of that season.
Always laugh along with him, not for the "joke" or anything related to the episode but that laugh is jist contagious to me.
@@matt_9112 For me, I think it’s because I would react the same way. Like if you met someone and they said their name was Dickon, you’d think they were joking 🤣
I mean, it might be if you were say 12 years old and still found dick jokes the height of comedy
Dude just made and edited a 2 hours long video about every GOT episodes ever made, arguing and bringing up valid points, for the 10 tears anniversary of the show. I've never felt so much respect for a stranger than I do now. Glad I watched all of it
nice
And he do SHIT
Where is the fucking battle of bastards, i cant fucking find?????
One of the best episodes, its a fucking cinematic masterpiece
@@pedromajor2371 30:22
@@joegallagher2117 its painfull see that
@@pedromajor2371 he properly addressed it. it was a shit episode.
Rhaegal’s death in “The Last of the Starks” makes it the show’s worst episode for me.
Out of all the known dragons that have ever lived in Game of Thrones history, only one (Meraxes) has ever been shot down by a scorpion bolt before Rhaegal. And that was a very very lucky shot, they had already fired hundreds before that one hit. Euron hitting and killing Rhaegal on the first try from that distance is actually impossible. Can not be done
Dorne shot Meraxes in the eye!! Not just the chest, the place that, evolution wise, typically has the most protection aside from the skull! The skull who's only weak points are the two big squishy things in it!
what you missed was the red pinwheel in Euron's irises after he kills his brother Balon; upon a Greyjoy murdering someone they love, they will unlock what's called the mangekyou sharingan. Euron's eyes can see in darkness; they see time in slow-motion; and they can predict every movement a creature makes. it's elaborated more in the books, but he is a superhuman
@@ad-dk3md lmao
And not only hitting him once but multiple times. It's so stupid.
@@ad-dk3md lol
For me, it's "Fire and Blood" because it understands, on a fundamental level, how it's the *character dynamics* that make the show, not the flashy moments, and how well it handles those character moments. Ned's death is a hugely impactful moment and a lot of "Fire and Blood" is basically just saying "alright, this massive world event just happened - how would the main characters react?" It provides such good character defining moments that kickstart the show past its first arc *along with* the big moments like the dragons or the King in the North scene.
SPOILERS (...i guess)
3:23 - 73 - The Bells (S08E05)
5:11 - 72 - The Iron Throne (S08E06)
8:10 - 71 - The Long Night (S08E03)
11:00 - 70 - The Last of the Starks (S08E04)
12:51 - 69 - The Dragon and the Wolf (S07E07)
15:36 - 68 - Winterfell (S08E01)
18:11 - 67 - Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken (S05E06)
20:04 - 66 - Beyond the Wall (S07E06) (with Alt Schwift X)
24:21 - 65 - The Spoils of War (S07E04)
25:53 - 64 - Stormborn (S07E02)
27:43 - 63 - The Door (S06E05)
30:16 - 62 - Battle of the Bastards (S06E09)
32:43 - 61 - Eastwatch (S07E05)
34:21 - 60 - Book of the Stranger (S06E04)
36:33 - 59 - Dragonstone (S07E01)
37:53 - 58 - No One (S06E08)
39:31 - 57 - The Queen's Justice (S07E03)
41:37 - 56 - A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (S08E02)
43:40 - 55 - Home (S06E02)
45:04 - 54 - Blood of My Blood (S06E06)
46:38 - 53 - Oathbreaker (S06E03)
48:18 - 52 - The Broken Man (S06E07)
49:52 - 51 - The Winds of Winter (S06E10)
52:53 - 50 - The Dance of Dragons (S05E09)
54:38 - 49 - The Red Woman (S06E01)
56:12 - 48 - Sons of the Harpy (S05 E04)
57:40 - 47 - High Sparrow (S05E03)
59:12 - 46 - The Gift (S05E07)
1:00:34 - 45 - The House of Black and White (S05E02)
1:01:56 - 44 - Breaker of Chains (S04E03)
1:03:35 - 43 - The Children (S04E10)
1:06:01 - 42 - Kill the Boy (S05E05)
1:07:27 - 41 - Mother's Mercy (S05E10)
1:09:13 - 40 - Oathkeeper (S04E04)
1:11:11 - 39 - The Wars to Come (S05E01)
1:12:42 - 38 - Hardhome (S05E08) -wtf glidus-
1:14:57 - 37 - First of His Name (S04E05)
1:16:17 - 36 - And Now His Watch Is Ended (S03E04)
1:17:47 - 35 - The Old Gods and the New (S02E06)
1:18:36 - 34 - Garden of Bones (S02E04)
1:19:42 - 33 - Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things (S01E04)
1:20:45 - 32 - The Night Lands (S02E02)
1:20:52 - 31 - Mockingbird (S04E07)
1:22:22 - 30 - The North Remembers (S02E01)
1:23:21 - 29 - Dark Wings, Dark Words (S03E02)
1:24:28 - 28 - Two Swords (S04E01)
1:26:06 - 27 - A Man Without Honor (S02E07)
1:27:33 - 26 - The Climb (S03E06)
1:29:01 - 25 - The Prince of Winterfell (S02E08)
1:30:27 - 24 - The Laws of Gods and Men (S04E06)
1:31:40 - 23 - Mhysa (S03E10)
1:33:26 - 22 - Second Sons (S03E08)
1:34:27 - 21 - Lord Snow (S01E03)
1:35:23 - 20 - The Mountain and the Viper (S04E08)
1:36:53 - 19 - Winter is Coming (S01E01)
1:38:13 - 18 - Valar Dohaeris (S03E01)
1:39:21 - 17 - The Ghost of Harrenhal (S02E05)
1:40:43 - 16 - The Kingsroad (S01E02)
1:41:49 - 15 - The Pointy End (S01E08)
1:42:47 - 14 - The Bear and the Maiden Fair (S03E07)
1:44:08 - 13 - What is Dead May Never Die (S02E03)
1:45:35 - 12 - Walk of Punishment (S03E03)
1:46:58 - 11 - Valar Morghulis (S02E10)
1:48:48 - 10 - You Win or You Die (S01E07) (with RedTeamReview)
1:50:43 - 09 - A Golden Crown (S01E06)
1:51:45 - 08 - Kissed by Fire (S03E05)
1:53:40 - 07 - The Lion and the Rose (S04E02)
1:54:48 - 06 - The Wolf and the Lion (S01E05) (with Alt Shwift X)
1:57:27 - 05 - Baelor (S01E09) -the actual best episode ok-
1:58:35 - 04 - The Rains of Castamere (S03E09)
2:00:23 - 03 - Blackwater (S02E09)
2:02:09 - 02 - Fire and Blood (S01E10) (with Preston Jacobs)
2:05:30 - 01 - The Watchers on the Wall (S04E09)
It's nice that the first 4 seasons all have an episode in the top 4
Thank you for the timestamps!!
Thank you so much
Big ups for this comment, and honestly, WoW and DoD being so low is kinda foul, especially being below red woman
Ily
"Davos tells Eunuchs to start families" made me seriously lol, but that's literally what happens. I think it's amazing that the writing got to the point that something that could have been in a legitimate parody made it into the show, but they still somehow removed all the comedy out of it.
Dumb & Dumber were so obsessed with being “unpredictable” that they ruined everything.. what’s more frustrating is that all of this would’ve been avoided had they ignored their egos and just gave the task of writing to other more capable writers the moment they realized they have reached their creative limit/lost all passion for the project. It’s honestly fucking tragic, but I won’t allow that to ruin my experience with the earliest 4 seasons and the books.
My favorite take ive ever heard on this, and I only read the first sentence.
Edit: the rest is just as good. I can sometimes pretend like the first four seasons were it or just I find myself able to enjoy those stories as their own sort of thing.
Fuck off. I still blame them and they did fuck up, but they are in no way bad writers. Like Alt said in the video they added scenes that weren't in the books that are some of the best, so yeah fuck off.
@@cinemacola6398 Yeah. They cut some pointless characters, and improved a bunch of stuff...for the first 4 seasons. But they brought Jon back from the fucking dead, and gave him 20 slo-mo hero-shots every episode. In the book he's a 14 year old boy and someone like Sandor Clegane would easily kill him with one hand. But cus his face and Dany's face, sold a lot of posters and articles and shit, and the fanbase was a liittle younger than anticipated, Jon and Dany got hyped as "main" characters, when in the books, they're just 2 characters of many. So they created all these young, dumb Jon/Dany Stans who thought the ending would have to involve those 2. So the expectations they felt obliiged to subvert, were ones THEY had created! The matter wasn't helped by nerdy analyst channels bringing book "prophesies" up and talking like Jon Snow was the reincarnation of some mythical hero who would kill the Night King with a magical flaming sword. (Even though the books make it pretty damn clear that you can't really see the future, so prophecy is a load of old bollocks)
Got is already unpredictable that they circled back and made it predictable lol the last season became an epic fantasy.
And woke, don't forget woke.
Watching this has made me realise that you could put on pretty much any episode from those first 4 seasons and you’re having a seriously great hour of entertainment, with or without context.
You left out the best part of Blackwater. "Any man dies with a ckean sword, I'll rape their corpse!" is the absolute PERFECT line for the Hound leading his men into battle.
Fuck water, bring me wine.
Always remember, the Sand Snakes were able to kill Myrcella because the Martells and Lannisters allowed her would-be assassins/kidnappers to see her off. For no reason. From that moment on I knew the show would be garbage.
Right?! Wtf was going on there
@Timothy Coish lmao that's true
And Bron not immediately warning Jaime about the poison he was afflicted with and how it has such a delayed reaction. Otherwise Jaime would make Myrcella chug that antidote like it's gatorade.
I thought the nature of the show changed when Euron gleefully threw Balon off the bridge. Now this may actually have happened in the books (it's not clear but certainly possible) but the way it was done and the nature of the character of Euron felt off. While other characters felt genuine he felt like some cartoon villain.
Whenever people lament about how season 8 ruined GoT I always ask "so you just skipped seasons 5 through 7? Seems some one was blinded by the spectacle and production values..."
I recently watched 'The Last Watch' documentary for season 8 again, and it just made me sad. All these extremely talented people working incredibly hard to create a satisfying conclusion to the biggest show of all time, and yet season 8 is considered to be a complete disaster. Even though the writing was atrocious towards the end, it's worth acknowledging that everything else in the show (the acting, sets, costumes, music, special effects, etc.) is absolutely phenomenal throughout. It took them two years to give us six episodes. If not for D&D, the final season of Game of Thrones could have been the greatest thing to ever be put on television. It's just tragic...
Just shows how important it is to have good writing in any form of story telling media
Writing is the most important part of any media. You could have the most spectacular visuals, acting, sound, etc. but if it's written terribly then nobody will care about those other things.
No if DND gave it up by the end of season 4 and gave it to someone else it would be great. Cause I think season 8 you have to purge season 5-7 to have a chance at being good (like keeping Peter or Stannis)
the costumes became realy shitty at times though.
Arya riding the horse out if kings landing is really well shot. Too bad Arya turned to a bitch near the end. She has so much potential
"I'll cover it in the piss take before too long"
Glingo lied as easily as he breathed
Also in the event Glisscor actually sees that read it as a joke and not a really critique. Clearly being positive with HotD videos is more motivating and seemingly far more fulfilling for you so go off king
some people simply have a different perception about how long "too long" is
@Glidus I'll start to worry around when winds comes out
The Watchers on the Wall was always my favourite battle episode, even though I could never truly explain why. The best I can do is that the mix of epic and emotional is perfectly stirred. Grenn Giantslayer, you're a real one.
agreed, it’s my favorite battle in the show by far. it’s at night but you can see! jon holds ygritte while the battle rages on! grenn and pyp die but it feels like genuine consequence of a good plan!
I’m so glad someone else is giving The Watchers on the Wall the attention it deserves, it is like the culmination of everything great about Jon’s story
I was on my feet the entire episode it was amazing and very suspenseful
Exactly, this was the best . . by far, 10 times over. No fucking around. Spectacular and logical
Yup. My favorite episode.
It’s fucking brilliant.
Watching it never stops making me hype and totally engaged, The writing is so tight and the cinematography is gorgeous. It makes me sad how much some people seem to have forgotten this episode
It's honestly my favorite battle episode!!
Karl Tanner needs more love. He was a fucking legend in Gin Alley.
I love when I see the actor pop up in random British shows that I watch
You misspelt Karl Fookin Tanner
@@Magicalnora do you remember which minute he mentions karl tanner? i can't seem to find it.
@@Eurydium oh no I got it from other videos where he mentions him
@@Magicalnora ah okay. that clip is gold and i'm trying to find it. 😂
Cold take: the most consistently good part of the show is the score. The amazing score during the climax of The Long Night (and during Melisandre's death) tricked me into thinking it was an amazing episode for a long time.
That being said, the scene with Arya in the library (other than the part where she teleports out from under the table somehow) is amazingly done
Agreed 100%. Like latter seasons may be objectively bad but they still entertain me (aside from egregious s8 moments). Djawadi is my absolute favourite film/tv composer and would be for Light of the Seven alone. I love that shit so much i learnt the entire thing on piano and broke my brain as well and the stretch of my fingers in the process. Heartrate automatically set at 150 bpm as soon as the music starts
12:30 "Fever dreaam of a scene"
Exactly. When I first saw the episode, the death of Raegal felt so free, out of nowhere, easily avoidable and weirdly presented that I thought Dany was having a nightmare about losing her dragons until it was made clear it actually happened.
Going worst to best is such an emotional catharsis. I spent the first 30 minutes of the video wanting to abandon this world and never watch another asoiaf theory video. By the end I wanted to rewatch the first 4 (or maybe 5) seasons and finish the books.
Only 6 more to go before this video will have come back more times than Beric : )
2 more and we surpass Jon Snow
🤣lmao
I have a lot of thoughts on this, but I just wanna say how much I love it when other people appreciate Littlefinger for the mastermind he was in the first 4 seasons. He was my favorite character, but he was done SO dirty simply because D&D have no idea how to write characters like him. So many people laugh at me when I say he's my favorite, but they just remember the idiot from Season 7 who only existed to be stupid and be the Stark's punching bag. The man who set in motion basically the entire war of the 5 kings deserves better.
Everyone who laughs at you just stupid lol. Littlefinger was such a beautiful mastermind , being behind the murder of Jon Aryn and Joffrey and he even was the one beating Ramsey in 6x09. I never understood how he got tricked by the Starks, it's ridicoulus.
It's surprising to hear ppl don't take you a seriously about Littlefinger- in the fandom, he and Varys are widely regarded as two of the the utmost nuanced and clever characters in the realm
@@shannonceleste5557 Among book readers, yes. Sadly a majority of the fandom only knows the show.
as a writer, i will say that writing those kinds of masterminds is hard. but there’s no excuse-these guys had a team working with them, and they could have taken more time to chart out character ambitions and how they would try to achieve those ambitions. it’s a tough ask but like, most people do okay at it.
I remember one of my favourite moments in the show was when Sam gave the eulogy. The moment he said Targaryen I remembered the dialogue between Jon and Aemond how his vows were tested.. when he heard about the children.. and the. Again when he said „A Targaryen alone in the world…“ an Jon Snow shows up in the same camera angle just being focused. I realized for the first time in that what he has done for Jon he did help his family and no matter how it truly end at least in the show he truly kept the legacy of his family and name alive by helping Jon Targaryen… it was a really sweet moment to just realise all that.. it was around the same time I started reading the books when that episode came up and I already had confirmed in my headcanon who Jon truly was.. from story.. it’s my favourite moment of the whole show/story. And in HotD there is already a similar moment. At a dinner, Viserys looking at his family.. being able to die in Bliss…
I got very upset around Battle of the Bastards about people saying Rickon should have zig-zagged. Like YEAH that's one of the more minor things to complain about but also it actually makes sense that in that bullshit scenario, a small child would run in a straight line to his brother.
And even running zig zag, Ramsey know where he will ultimately end up. Either he'll hit Rickon and predicting where he will be in a few seconds or he'll hit Jon and won the battle, though Knight of the Vale will still arrive but Jon will be dead.
Or somehow an arrow not only penetrate Jon plate armor but hit him in the chest wouldn't kill him anyway.
I always thought that running zigzag in such cases is obvious only for us, modern people who know what to do from TV shows or books, but not for a little boy who never faced these situations before. And moreover he was afraid of Ramsay and extremely nervous, all of us would be, and it's predictable he couldn't think logically
Straight line was the boy's only chance to get out of range of the arrows. Zig zag would take longer and either way, humans are too slow on foot not to be an easy target.
Battle of the Bastards is my favorite episode of television ever, right up there with ozymandius
@zachattackpro4586 may I ask why?
I don’t want to imagine what D&D would have done to Tywin if he didn’t die in S4.
Yea Charles Dance is probably thrilled that he left the show when it was at its peak.
@@Licoryce14 Perfect timing.
"to be honest, i never cared much about the Lannister legacy, victorious or otherwise"
Tywin is like, yes tyrion is my favourite son, now let me apologize for the Red wedding and Submit to the one true King Jon Snow, whom i will serve faithfully as hand
"I've always loved you, Tyrion" and then they kiss
Yeah yoren is my favorite character. Perfect casting and perfect portrayal and they even gave him a backstory in the show that was never explained in the books. It's one of those times the show enriched the story from the books. Very rare
I love Harry Lloyd! (Viserys) Every thing that he says and does is epic! He's most definitely one of the more polished and seasoned actors in the series. Right up there with Sean Bean and Charles Dance.
GENDRY GETS DRAGGED KICKING AND SCREAMING BACK INTO THE PLOT 😂😂😂😂
I like your hair, beautiful colors.
I'd prob do:
1. Red wedding
2. Watchers on the wall
3. Blackwater
Red wedding changed the TV game. It defined a generation of TV watchers, launched the "I react to xxx" genre into popularity. Ned's death was the first massive shock to TV, but the Red wedding destroyed it.
No longer a sweet summer child
Ya, i feel like i stopped being innocent after Ned's death x(
@M E G 87, what's your point
Winds of the winter
dont fuckin call it red wedding...its motha fuckin rains of castamere
You Win or You Die is my personal all time favorite
I absolutely LOVED Jaime’s side of the story in the book, and I loved that the show did it some relatively good Justice. Jaime is such a good character that I hope the books (or at least the winds, hoping we get it) don’t squander like the show did. Not trying to bash season 8 more than it already has been. But as Jaime is one of my favorite characters, I am glad to see that scene get the love it deserves.
"Tommen banning trial by combats to ensure that nothing interesting could possibly happen" fucking KILLED me LMAO
I'm still obsessed with the early seasons of GoT tbh 🤣
Same. 🙂💖 I have been watching those seasons again. Wow. I am reminded how much I use to love and be inspired by this show so much back in the day. 😢
@@ClaireYunFarronXIII When it was good it was fantastic! It followed the books so well.
The first 4 seasons are amazing. A lot of people won’t rewatch the show because of how shitty it got, but I still love rewatching the first 4.
@@maniacmasturbator2411 Yeah in my opinion there's no reason not to rewatch the first four
As far as I care seasons 5-8 is a delusion brought upon by a horrible case of sea sickness Tyrion is experiencing on the way to Essos.
I realized this on my most recent watch through.. Miranda’s father is the kennel keeper. So that means if Ramsay is feeding her good meat to the hounds… her dad is going to have to butcher his own daughter and watch her be consumed.
He’s even more of a monster than we realized!
Bold of you to assume the hounds aren't just fed bodies whole.
Bold to assume a man wouldn't die before doing that lol
What a nasty insight. Though, maybe, someone else butchers her and the kennel master never knows what happened to his daughter as he's feeding this good meat to the hounds.
I can see some potential scenarios, however. Like as he's feeding this good meat that's been delivered to him to the doggos - maybe as he's been sampling some of this really fresh, juicy flesh himself - he notices a familiar birthmark . . .
12:53 Gligar, I’ve listened to your feature film at least 3 times over the last year, and this is the first time I’ve caught that “nice.”
Nice.
"At Jahaka"
"Ath jahhka"
"AT JAHAKA"
I don't know why this always make laugh but it does
Glidus is releasing alternative editions of his work now. Mad lad
Straight in the bin, mate.
What do you mean
shut
See? Glidus could do an edit of HIS video to cut out the bits someone didn't like. Ball's in your court, D&D.
I miss your vids Erick.
holy shit, its eazy e
Yeah but if D&D took out the bits people didn't like then season 7 and 8 would be, like, 10 minutes long. Brienne gets knighted and then six times watching S8's new animated intro.
@@jamesbell1206 *roll end credits
Excellent work D&D!
It should be edited but not by these two
The Long Night was the lowest point for me. One episode. ONE?!! Ridiculous. Everyone was like "Oh cool, Arya killed the Night King!" and I was heavily depressed because I knew there was no going back... So sad ):
Kinda crazy how Gidus's number 1 episode is immediately followed by his number 43 episode (chronologically). That must have been a pretty disappointing fall in quality for him 😂
who else is feeling hype for pisstake season 6?!
And season 5
As long as the pissing continues I really don't care to what its being applied to.
As Bobby B might say: "Take the piss before I piss myself!"
Hyped, but patient
I look forward to:
[screaming] HAVE YOU SEEN Bran?!
[calmly] no, not since S4
I feel so bad for all the ppl who worked zo hard on the show; actors, costume creator, decor creators, special effects ppl and probably more. They where screwed over even more then us.
Actually a lot of actors defended the show when people were hating on it.
@@brettstalling2269 yes for the sake of their own carreer. Talking trash about something you worked on is not without risking not getting cast again
I'm shocked that Beyond The Wall (S07E06) isn't in the bottom 5, I tend to rank it there. It has all the hallmarks of later Season 8
Also man this really makes me realize just how much Seasons 5 and 6 are carried by the performances and the production values.
And yeah, I honestly agree with your favorite, I loved Watchers on the Wall (even if I prefer Hardhome as a battle).
beyond the wall was a narrative shithole
Watchers had the buildt-up hype and there's just more "battle", including great moments. But I totally get it, seeing the the Walkers and Wights out in force and the ending with the boats were just terrific.
It's more action by the Nightswatch guys like Grenn, Ed etc. who I love in the books (and even Alliser vs Tormund) that breaks the tie.
Hardhome is honestly neeaaaaaarly my favourite battle. Scratch that it might be my favourite. Not sure who that wildling woman was but seeing her send off her children, die to CHILD WIGHTS then be resurrected by the NK makes me cry and i dont know why
agree with you a lot except for the brienne vs. the hound scene. i love that scene honestly. i don't think it's weird that they stumbled upon each other considering brienne was actively looking for the stark children, and i saw someone's explanation once about how brienne and the hound actually have no reason to believe each other (why would the hound believe that any lannister sent brienne on a goodwill mission, and why would brienne believe that the hound had good intentions toward arya, they wouldn't so the fact that neither believes the other's reasoning actually makes total sense). yeah most of the fight scene is badly edited but it has some pretty sick moments and imo helps both establish brienne's fighting prowess (aside from renley's tournament all of her fighting scenes previously were against disadvantaged foes) and also shows growth in her character from someone with a very strict honor code to someone more flexible, and i thought the final scene w/ the hound and arya was great, too. it would have been better as a moment in arya and the hound's relationship if his return to the show later hadn't been meaningless like everything else in the final seasons but oh well.
edit: also i'm not sure why we're confused about dany being fireproof when it's established she's fireproof in fire and blood (and also possibly one of her very first scenes when she gets in the too hot bath?) but that's a minor thing.
I was gonna say, the birth of the dragons early on in the show establishes she's fireproof
@@PowerHausMusic The funeral pyre was supposed to be a miracle, Targaryens are not fire proof (Jon burnt his hand in s1). The funeral pyre was like this because of magic, the blood sacrifices of khal drogo, their son( king's blood) and Mari mazduur being burnt together made the miracle happen.Also the whole targaryen bloodline is over because most of them died in a fire called summerhall so yea Danny is not fire proof, u can say they are more heat resistant.
The Hound was also disadvantaged he was suffering from an infection after being bit (on the ear?)
Why is this guy so underrated
The dude who loves little finger made me realise how underrated and bareable Glidus is. Some people have the voice, some don't.
He’s literally my favorite youtuber, but I think the answer to your question is that his name sounds like an off brand water-soluble personal lubricant
@@jrbowler84 close enough to my first thought that I'll let your superior verbiage stand and just leave this here in solidarity.
@@jrbowler84 That gave me a very much needed laugh, thank you
I never formed and infact mocked parasocial relationships until gildus. I've also rarely- if ever, been a fan of a yter before they blew up and since no one deserves it more than gildy here I'm just patiently waiting for the inevitable to happen with my digital 🍿
You wanted to make money off of hours and hours of work? And you said two bad words worth a second? Yah sorry bud!
wee woo wee woo the youtube police are here to confiscate your regular swear words wee woo
It’s fine to have ads for big tiddy scantily clad anime girls mobile games or games that are copyright infringement in kids videoed. But two no no words in a video aimed at adults? Sorry, that’s not ok. Your money is our money until we feel we can make more money off your work.
@@nicodemusedwards6931 In general, yes. CZcams has no problem to massively advertise casino for kids (many mobile games), but swearing is a big NO NO. :D
@@Glidus so so good at swearing too
@@Glidus why did you not talk about the night lands
It's really weird how Maise was obivously so out of place playing the Mary-sue-"Priest who trained for a couple of weeks and now is like a demigod"-character... She plays S1-S4 Arya very well, amazing performance. The fake conflict is just so unbelievable...
I don't care how many times I've watched this, I need it more. The pure Glidus Comedy
Some comment I read on another video said, that the long night episode was the equivalent of Hermione killing Voldemort in the sixth book and the seventh book is all about Harry trying to win the quidditch world cup against Slytherin. xfuckingd
As an absolute GOT Fan and Potterhead I think this is absolutely accurate😂
Your giving them too much credit. I think it’s more accurate if Luna Lovegood killed Voldemort in the fifth book and the prophecy was actually about Harry beating Malfoy in a final quidditch showdown. Shocking plot twist.
Great, now I have to type my comment on the other video again:
"Watchers on the Wall is just Blackwater but better" is a hotter take than I was prepared for, but I cannot dispute it.
Undisputable and incompressible truth can't be called a hot take.
Throughout me watching this video I was thinking about which episode was my favorite, and Watchers on the wall really stood out to me. I'm not engaged in any GOT community so I had no idea that other people liked that one specifically. I obviously knew people love the red wedding etc, but Watchers on the wall was not what I expected. I was scared that yoh weren't gonna put it high up on the rankings, and when you reached the top 3 I surely thought you hadn't included it. (As in you didn't mention anything special about it so I missed it earlier) I am so happy to see you out it as your nr 1. I obviously agree, and I also feel validated hahah
I think this is the best youtube video I have ever watched. It was funny, relatable, well constructed and overall of such a high quality. What an amazing video, i enjoyed every second of it.
You have my like just for putting in all these Chapters in the video
thank you it took... time.
@@Glidus oh my God, you replied.
Ok literally listened to this entire video while working out. In fact i think I'm on a 'pisstake' binge at the moment, love your work
it is fascinating to see how vastly different the show became in the later seasons, its like seeing 2 100% different series
i literally cannot express how just amazing the watchers of the wall is. it makes me so happy you put it as your number one it is such an under appreciated episode that really made me see game of thrones for the masterpiece it is. i love it so much
Nice list, mine is quite similar. Although I'm not gonna rate all 73
73. The Iron Throne
72. The Bells
71. Beyond the Wall
70. The Dragon and the Wolf
69. Unbowed, Unbend, Unbroken
(...)
5. Blackwater
4. Fire and Blood
3. Baelor
2. Kissed By Fire
1. The Watchers on the Wall
But I think The Winds of Winter would be in my top10, top15 at least. I just absolutely adore that sept scene. I think I watched it 10-15 times more than any other scene in the series, probably any series. It's just pure perfection. The lack of consequences for Cersei is not the episodes fault.
susan doesn’t deserve your banger content king 😔👑
ZooZan doesn't deserve:
her, she, he, him, zer, zee, it.........
One thing I noticed during this video: In the episodes that GRRM writes, Jon seems more like book Jon.
I hate David Benioff and D.B Weiss
There's an uncomfortable trend, as the series goes on, where it becomes clear that D&D were conflating actors with the characters they play (DVD commentary makes this egregiously obvious by D&D REPEATEDLY. CALLING. CHARACTERS! BY! THEIR! ACTORS'? NAMES?!?). The youtube channel "The Dragon Demands" has some Sauce for this and other production fails, though casual viewers no doubt noticed the odd switching of "Designated Protagonist Of Ensemble Cast" from Jon Snow, prophecy baby what done fighting that Zombie Apocalypse from get-go, to... Arya Stark. I'd guess it was favouritism from their watching Maisie Williams grow up on the set... but they told Sophie Turner, who they ALSO knew from her childhood, that she was "getting a love interest next season". She assumed Harry The Heir, as in the books. She got Jeyne Poole's storyline instead.
One of the characters to most obviously suffer for Benioff & White's opinions on the actors portraying them is Jon Snow. The number of shots where Kit Harrington's height difference with Sophie Turner is DELIBERATELY exaggerated are... many. There are also A LOT of short jokes, height and otherwise, at HARRINGTON'S expense but addressed to Jon. Idk what gossip or scandals were concurrent to filming/writing/airing but even I know that that GIF of Kit Harrington finding out, at a TABLE READING, that his character's archnemesis was going to be defeated by ARYA STARK, after years of buildup and foreshadowing? That HURTS.
I'm not going to even TRY to understand the thinking behind Benny-O & Wight's writing the Dany/Jon with THAT IRL context of on-set harassment.
@@BattyButtercup "I'm not going to even TRY to understand the thinking behind Benny-O & Wight's writing the Dany/Jon with THAT IRL context of on-set harassment." - Hey, I hadn't heard about this, would you mind elaborating please? Or let me know what to google, who was harassed on set?
@@BattyButtercup I read a while ago that one of d&d wives liked jon snow so much that one of the idiots got jealous and they started with the height jokes
also what harrasment
@@oussamat612 A commenter above provided specific examples, for which I am grateful because I'm better at recalling fictional and historical scandal than anything modern.
The harassment of actors on-set is difficult to "prove" because of the nature of their work - they are ACTORS. They are contractually obligated to promote their work, prevented/"discouraged" from disclosing specific information, and privacy is a right to be respected especially when the public is hungry for details of "scandal".
Thusly we have no "proof" that Actual Teenage Actors were emotionally devastated by learning a romantic subplot they had long anticipated in ASOIAF was very much NOT happening, and that the directing/writing team you have grown up working with took their first opportunity upon your reaching "legal" age to put you in non-canonical scenes of violation and violence. The audience CAN, however, string together timelines that actors were working with, what difficulties people of specific ages &/or work experience would find with script decisions ("the script doesn't have any dialogue for my character-?" "oh, just make something up in Valyrian"/"you're dead by then"/"you don't need WORDS your FACE says everything!"/etc).
There is subtle harassment (costuming decisions that go against character &/or an actor's protest) and there is implied harassment (barely legal actors performing nude on-camera when their co-workers have known them as CHILDREN - no one in such an environment would be comfortable, the adults would DEFINITELY know that the scenes were wholly unnecessary but written in for Shock Value) and there is "everyone is so used to this that we've forgotten it's personally upsetting" harassment. That last form is mostly stuff that, on-screen, is forgettable but is nevertheless upsetting to recontextualize within "that was acted by people, as ordered by other people, within a room of onlooking people, and repeated multiple times from multiple angles until Specific People - D&D, that episode's director - were satisfied" frame of mind. Sex scenes, death scenes - artistic license only works when art is Actually Happening in more than the minds of two white dude showrunners who never sought to educate themselves on how, exactly, "screenwriting" is supposed to work.
Me and my kid we’re CRACKING up watching this.
Omg, you have a new subscriber.
When you would drop the F 💣 I couldn’t hold it together! Your voice. Your comedic timing. You got it man🙌🏾👏🏾🙌🏾👏🏾
Love your take on rank 51. I agree completely with that initial take on it, and I can already tell you're going to explain it's placement very well.
I’m so glad u said Jaime’s bath scene was the best scene, completely agree, Nikolaj crushed it
And then they ruin it with one stupid line in season 8. There is the death of my favorite character
*BEYOND THE WALL:*
I seriously would’ve facepalmed less, if they went on a “fishing trip” -by having Dany fly them over a group of “walkers”, tie Tormund/the Hound/Gendry/etc. to the end of a rope and lower them down to nab a juicy “walker fish” and fly away.🤣
I’ve watched this video way too many times at this point but “the Meereenie weenies” still makes me laugh
I've watched this video so many times I kinda know it by heart now, and yet these silly jokes still make me laugh
"...antithetical to GRRM's" style of storytelling (or whatever he said, I don't remember verbatim) - you could not be more correct. We have heard _countless_ times that GRRM had abandoned planned narrative because of the organic growth of his characters and their respective journeys, as he sees them developing. Such an underrated point that really fucked this show up.
Personally s04e10 “The Children” had more of an impact on me emotionally than any of the other episodes. Peter’s performance is at his peak just slightly above e09. That would be the only one I would have done higher on the list. Everything else is spot on.
Yeah the end of s4 with watchers and the children is the peak of got imo everything else in this video is alright tho
@@pg9551 yeah and the reason why there’s differing opinions about this is because the show was just THAT good with characters and writing in those earlier seasons so there was something there for everyone and it hit different for different people. They completely lost that past season 5 1/2.
@@LividCreature yeah the first 4seasons are so tight
IMO that episode is super overrated...but I probably wouldn't think that if I hadn't read the books to be fair
@@Luke-nn4pm fair enough. I never read them so I’m coming from only the shows’ perspective
I can’t even explain how much i love the winds of winter (6x10)! everything about this episode is marvelous. the scene with all the tyrells and tommen’s death was so intense, it really felt like good old GOT again. i also really like this ending scene with Dany, the first time i watched it i was like “ANOTHER YEAR TO WAIT?! I WANNA SEE HER CONQUER IT NOW!”, so inspiring!
Emilia Clark’s acting skills amount to: determined stare/angry stare/sad stare/blank stare/weird love for John stare. Her dialogue is fine until she has put in any real emotion that requires her to use facial expressions. If you don’t believe me compare her acting to any other lead female character. After reading how emotive and complex Danaerys’ character is in the books, every scene with her in the show makes me want to throw up. Seriously a case of looks winning over talent when she was cast for the role.
That's my #1... it can only be so low because "late seasons bad" or whatever. Yeah the plotlines leading up to it weren't great but there were some huge payoffs in that episode. The show could've just ended there and it would be remembered fondly.
Not loving the episode myself.. But "The Light of the Seven" that plays in that episode, is a scoring masterpiece without any equal imho
@@maxlucas3188 completely agree, this is to me the best and most memorable episode in the show, people just cannot bring themselves to like anything after season 4 imo
@@GJPolitics It's not a real episode and feels like something else, a compilation of scenes that should have taken place over a full season or so. Just jumping from one to another with zero hesitation, would say that leaving some of them for another episode and actually include some "filler"(or well show consequences) would have made it way better. It's just very weird, the sept scene etc is great(top 5 scene in the show for me) but the rest is just so strangely paced. Not one memorable line from the episode either. Would still place it higher than in the video but no way near the top.
I was sceptical for the first 80 minutes if I really want to watch this video but the explanation for number 32 totally sold it.
Even without thinking about D & D, just as a cold observation, The Long Night really felt like a bunch of people not associated with the show had come in and got paid to quickly resolve a bunch of stuff, finish a bunch of storylines in one place. Without having watched the show or having any emotional connection with it. It was a supreme hack job.
Same goes for pretty much the entirety of season 8 honestly
@Kahley Gulledge I can't count all the times scenes contradicted things what had happened before hand like those making the show had not watched it. You would think they would hire people just for that, that knows everything that happened before who understood the psychology of the characters. You had Jaime saying to Brienne: "I strangled my cousin" even though everyone knew it was the Karstark guy that he strangled. So many continuity errors. By Season 8, I mean from scene to scene, dialogue to dialogue, phrase to phrase they would contradict themselves. I remember in the dialogue between Tyrion and Jon, Jon was like "I can't justify what she has done" then went on not even 5 seconds later trying to justify it. I think by that point it seemed like they didn't care.
@@frenchyoathbreaker4095 Tyrion defending Danni like that is diplomacy, not a continuity error.
48:45 - "The Broken Man" - Arya getting attacked by the waif.
Yes, agreed. It's just so, so silly that it wrenches you right out of the viewing experience.
Season 1 - Drogo received a small flesh-wound. Wound turns septic and he is certain to die until Daenerys employs "blood magic" to save him. Harsh outcome but entirely plausible in a world without antiseptics and modern medical practice.
Season 6 - The waif SLASHES her across the lower belly . In and of itself a likely fatal wound as this would certainly slash intestines. You would not be able to move for fear of your ruptured /cut open guts falling out.
THEN she stabs her in the gut... deep, to the hilt of the dagger.
THEN she stabs her again in the gut, deep, to the hilt of the dagger.
THEN she twist the knife viciously.
Then Arya jumps off the bridge spinning quickly in the air (guts should be everywhere) to land in the stinky sewage-infested canal, where she swims off and then after a little walk, she gets into Lady Crane's place.
Guts should have fallen out from the slash. Stab wounds were both "bleed to death" types of wounds, rupturing intestines and liver, all three very serious mortal wounds as this is a deadly combination as your fecal matter basically spills into your blood stream and your liver is FUBAR.
(Any major stab wound to the liver is a 100% guaranteed slow and painful death).
The canal-swim should have been a guaranteed fatal wound-infection.
So in all.. Arya should have been dead 5 times over but she is perfectly fine just a couple of days later (someone would probably never truly recover from even ONE of the knife wounds).
And GoT goes from being quality entertainment to utter sheet in one episode.
Yes but Drogo wasn't a girlboss
@@CoRLex-jh5vx Who wants to be a girlboss when you're aqua man
You put emotion into that comment. Something that isn't found in got season 8
Brave to say that GoT only got bad after that episode.
So well put. I’ve always remembered that being the moment I went “oh shit. This is going downhill fast”
I like to think 'the iron throne' s8e6, is the result of D&D asking GRRM how the story ends, and who is left sitting on the Iron Throne, to which jokingly GRRM laughed and said "Oh Bran is obviously the one who ends up on the throne lmao" and D&D went "Okay, guess we'll do that then" as they walked away and GRRM went "No wait that was a joke!" But they had already left.
This actually seems like a great teaching material for all the future screen writers out there.
The red wedding was what made me want to get into writing. It was so fucking good.
Hey Glidus. Quentyn is alive. No, I will not elaborate.
Allow me.
He's alive because he isn't dead, also he functions as a human being.
And Tyrion IS a Targaryen
And also quentyn = euron = targaerian. I have just realized I can’t spell targaeryan without looking it up. I hope I nailed it.
@@Shadowplay4Cats not even close but i commend the effort
@@generalmayhem16 dagnabbit. Targ?
Glidus, I'm a big fan of your work, you're a unique voice in the community and it's appreciated. Your list was a lot of fun and while it's not exactly the same as mine I'd have been a little unnerved if it was. Your genuine enthusiasm as well as the other talented creators you snagged for the video (and that degenerate Alt Schwift X) describing your favorite episodes was a real highlight. I have the same top three episodes in a different order, my preference is Blackwater 1, Watchers on the Wall 2 and Fire & Blood 3.
Big up to all of us who watched this entire video with a heart filled with gratitude toward you who made it !!
When tyrion says the line about kings dropping like flies you forget that renly had also died. 2 kings dying within a very short time of one another even if we ignore Robert's death in this equation the war of the five kings saw 2 factions lose their leader very quickly.
Not really. Roberts death was season 1 midway. Renly died in early season 2 and Rob died late season 3 when Tyrion said that. It was kinda spaced apart.
@@nickmortmer5 yes but still we aren't given much indication of time passing however if I use the books to establish a timeline of events between robbs death and jofferys death less than 9 months have passed, less than 3 ish have passed when Jamie arrives in riverrun.
I would love a ranking of every named charactert in got
i THINK i know who he'd place as number 1 xD
@@Palmen1990 yeah. ser pounce is the only choice
@@a_bagle lel
What about Nymeria? She sensed what GOT was becoming so just buggered off with her pack rather than join Arya plus she attacked Joffrey.
I didn’t think anybody else had the same episode at #1 as me and I was looking for it the entire video and got so excited to realize you had there as well.
What an absolute gem of a video. I enjoyed every second of it. And while I might've placed some of the episodes a little higher (Hardhome or The Winds of Winter) I totally agree with your argumentation and I'm all for it.
And if I were to choose I'd pick The Watchers on the Wall as the best episode too!