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"Why am I German now?"
*"I am German Jesus!"*
...Jürgenson
Most likely none. As far as I can tell there is no name here in Germany which is a variation of Jesus. Holy people like John the Baptist (Johannes) have all kinds of variations here and from a quick google check I now know that there was a law in the area of Germany in the Middle Ages which disallowed people the name their children Jesus or anything similar to it. So I think that’s the reason why.
@@yannicyh no one cares
Isnt that what Hitler said? 😱😂
Ya you are
This should become a whole series, it's pure gold
Art corruption series
Agreed
"Vandalizing with Jazza"
12:54 didnt he learn from his one line drawing? never press undo pefore you save!
Yes please.
Jazza u just called queen Elizabeth the 1st a grumpy lady 😂(9:56)
I mean technically she is
That's what I said!
Lol
Here's another grumpy lady
Well she was
Ah yes, the "virgin queen." No wonder she was grumpy.
I was literally in tears with the Mona Lisa and “stoned” Jesus 😂
I recall there was even somethig about Jesus and getting stoned in the Bible...
...though it might have had a little different meaning.
What I find the most hilarious is... that there's actually a rock band called Stoned Jesus.
(and they're pretty neat, actually)
stonalisa
420 likes Nice
Stoned jesus eyh, great band.....fucking awesome band.
*If Jazza taught a class about the renaissance, I'd take it all day any day. LOL*
TJ Toons same
It would also take all day because he'd make them all talk, and in German accents too.
10:54
he shoulda made his eyebrows move individually
it woulda been even funnier
not gonna lie tho
it was hilarious
If jazza...study teaching he would not be funny anymore teaching ruins Lives
I need a print out of jesus the high king of the Jews for reasons >_>
Renaissance art: am i a joke to you?
Jazza:Yes
Me: lmao
My sister is really religous so when I watched this she said to stop watching this. And when she saw you were going to mess with Jesus' picture she got offended really fast. But when she saw what you did with Jesus' picture she actually chockled but tried to hide it. And I looked at her and said
"I thought you said this was not funny"
Lmfao
😂😂 I honestly don’t understand why people get upset about messing with pictures of “Jesus” considering MOST of them show him as white when he was middle eastern. But regardless...NO ONE KNOWS what he actually looked liked. So such pictures are just an artist’s IDEA...and thus I don’t get the attachment with such images in situations like this! Where any changes are just done IN FUN! NOT in anti Christian way. 🤨🤨🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️ I guess maybe the sentiment goes back to the early Catholic religion where people thought religious pictures, figurines, etc actually held some type of mystical religious protective “power”. So MAYBE that has transformed into feeling imagery intended to symbolize religious figures are somehow “sanctified” & thus its “sacrilegious” to alter/destroy them. Yet even Christian throw away programs, pamphlets, etc which have such art work printed on them...yet I remember getting in trouble for giving Jesus & others beards(even though they likely had beards)...on something they threw in the trash once home. 🤨🤨🤨😒😒 Didnt even make sense to me as a child much less as an adult!!
Chuckled *
@@bubblbee2711 www.dictionary.com/browse/chortled
Kyla Logan it said chorkled not chortled
I literally saw "Lord Farquad" right before he saw him and thought to myself, "he seems taller..."
I love how he seems not to know he's from Shrek
Ya that was my first thing
same
“Don’t stay and complain, JUST LEAVE!”
This is something every commenter needs to hear
i would like to file a complaint for a non functioning sink.
Well you're complaining too 😂😂😂😂
700+ People didn't listen.
Dunja Rakočević oof
Tan KY amen
*Leonardo DaVinci left the chat*
LMFAO I'M DYING
f
Ha!
*Jazza DaVinci has joined the chat*
@@Mewz_Thrtn
😂😂😂😂!!!
You made the Mona Lisa look like a demon potato...
LOVED IT😂😂✌🤘💜💙
Sooooooo😂😂BRAVISIMO!!!!!
It reminds me of the pigs in angry birds
@@pankhuridixit2184 indeed it does
Jazza goes to hell
Satan: why’re you here
Jazza: turned Jesus German
*GERMAN JESUS*
I mean the original painters pretty much already did that. Jesus wasn't white.
You just made the Mona Lisa look like sid from ice age
Hahaha, Omg XD
christ.
It’s her natural form
Lithunium Snow it made me uncomfortable xD
Lithunium Snow hahahahah
“Welcome to draw with Jazza, I’m Jazza-“
*”I’M HANS”*
6:48
I literally set this as my wallpaper...
I love my life.
Yo imma do it too😂😂❤️
(Slow clapping)
Jazza should have done that
naa it should be at 7:16 lol
Okay, the absolute only thing wrong with "doobie Jezus" is that you start working on it at 7:20 into the video, which should of course have been 4:20. 😂
YESSSSSSSSS
Yeeeeesssssssssss
“If you are easily offended... go away!”
You need to sell that on T-shirts!
Magnificent Halle *aweh
Amazing idea
G
He really shoos!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Breaking news: internet artist Jazza is hereby banned from all major art galleries dedicated to the classical arts. In other news: sandwich sales have increased by 5000%!
Scott Pilgrim!!!
"...Because Jared was released from the jail and he was recovered on his previous job in Subway"
weird flex but oooooooook
*”Is Lord Farquad a historical figure?”*
-Jazza 2K18
The intro killed me and the ACCENTS!! XD
Foxy Gaming YASSSSS GURLLLLL
Agreed
Yep
Now I am German for some reason
But my point is if u get a fended easily
The Jesus photoshop should be called “Holy Smokes”
Bad_Actor IM SCREAMING 😂😂
ASHHDMFMF
LMFAO
No
Get out will ye?
I want to use the horrific Mona Lisa as my wallpaper on my phone.
Just imagine unlocking your phone and just seeing Mona Lisa smiling at you.
eugefleuge I did that
Me: *seeing a video that say vandalizing a famous portrait*
Also me: “isn’t that illegal?”
AGAIN ME: * immediately Pressed it*
I feel like it isn't because I see a lot of different people do something like this, but it is not like those people went to the museums and places storing these arts, steal them, and permanently ruin them or sell them.
gacha _chan yup
@@WhiffleWaffles Yeah. It's not real vandalizing ;) That would mean damaging the original work
Literally me
They in the public domain
7:50 You legit turned Jesus into Post Malone
Nah, it’s either Wiz Malone or Post Khalifa.
Lmaooo
This is the best video you have ever made, please make this into a series where you vandalize art through the ages.
Stoned Jesus is my new wallpaper 🚬
As a strong Catholic myself...THIS VIDEO IS AMAZING😭😂
It is so bad it is good
God has a sense of humor haha
Jesus Christ I love this God Damn Channel. Never fails to make me laugh uncontrollably.
The teeth on the Mona Lisa painting made it 100% better
Incorrect. It made it 900000% better
IDIOT
“Go away” -🤣
Bring back Hans!
So from now Elisabeth the I, the queen of England is just grumpy lady. I love it!
I laughed so hard the whole time! 😂
Omg when you flipped that eye I died laughing. It changed so drastically.
My grandma came in and said "he is SO creative!" And it was the smoking Jesus one and she goes to church
She’s not wrong
Your grandma has a good sense of humor.
Oof
catbob fluffypants 1
*oOf*
@@icatcyningproductions bro you need help
“Every lady loves to be liquified” ~ Jazza 2018
"Every accent I ever do slips into German." Passiert mir auch immer...
Plötzlich übernehmen Deutsche die Kommentarsektion
I see him moving them to look like they're talking and my head just thinks, Monty Python.
I thought it would fit in perfectly in some Monty Python as well. Especially during something like the intro credits of "The Life of Brian".
@@SidStrife Biggus Dickus
I love Monty Python
"And here's another grumpy woman" *pulls up Queen Elizabeth I of England*
obviously she was grumpy without Internet
czcams.com/video/QOaxOTLmlJA/video.html
"..by the Pope. Or P-dizzle as we like to call him."
Of course. Of course, Jazza.
Paluten? Only germans will know 😂😂
Malin L vielleicht meinte er Paluten und ist wirklich deutsch 🤔 (Maybe he meant Paluten and is in fact German)
Ahhhh...the good ol' P-dizzle
OMG! WHY! HE IS SO FREAKING OBNOXIOUS!!!
but consistent.
Awesomeness 11 at least he is consistent
7:10 when you can't blink while you're getting painted,
*and you've been getting painted for an hour now and hasn't blinked once*
I just go to the time in the video that your wrighted down and immidently laugh myself to dead
... Not even a minute in and I’m questioning all my life choices.
Same
Don‘t worry, I’m pretty sure Jazza did the same. :)
good
2 days later we have hit the 420 mark.
#NoRegrets
"If you are easily offended, GO AWAY" That made me crack up XD
The "GO AWAY" part reminded me of Achmed somehow?
1:26 was about to drink me soda and saw this.
I died laughing.
Thank you for blessing me with this exsperience. If these art peices were in a museum, I would pay top dollor to visit.
Please do another video on this but then crazy medieval art.
There's some truly.... Extraordinary paintings
Please do another video like this but use crazy, medieval art instead. There are some, truly...extraordinary paintings.*
@@_Sara wHy
@@jshadow1515 I don't know why you have poor grammar.
Jazza’s intros: Quality content
If you are easily offended
*GO AWAY*
2,000 people: y’all hear sum’?
Me: clicked this video to be cringing as someone who studied art
Me: ends up learning photoshop tricks and tips
Devil:how you get here?
Jazza:by vandalizing on holy pics
Devil:(laughing like hell)
Skylar Playz just had to say....
Like hell... *like hell*
Sorry 😂😂
Hahaha✌️😂😂😂😂❤️
I think the devil would like that
I bet the devil would make collab with jazza, not gonna lie, I'd probably watch it.
@@nodeldev I would
“if you are easily offended...”
*[whispers] **_“go away”_*
I just need that as a gif xD
I need that on a shirt.
*the whole video lesson*
Here's a little lesson in trickery this is going down in history.
If you wanna be a villain number one you need to be a photoshop master on the run.
-lazy town 2019
The Mona Lisa mod is my son's favorite. He couldn't stop laughing. :)
Vandalizing? I'd hardly call this vandalizing. This is perfecting.
Take this as an example: 13:30
Hi
My name isnt reilly cook
I know right lmao
Ok,this is epic xD
True
CAN YOU PLEASE DO THIS WITH OTHER TIME PERIODS? PLEASE AND THANK YOU JAZZA! ❤❤❤
The Mona Lisa one made me laugh way more than a normal person should
actually the best 14 minutes of my life
Now THAT'S the real mona lisa smile.
So I see that "second baby" sleep deprivation is really kicking in...
Ye
"I am German Jesus" Lordy if my mom heard that she'd be both pissed and amused
This is my second time watching this and I still crack up every time
“If you are easily offended... GO AWAY.”
I love it. 😂
“If you are easily offended...go avay” and “I am German Jesus” are now the only things I shall say from now on
Ahmet Canoguz hello
If you are easily offended go avay
Ahmet Canoguz I thought the only two things you say were above 😂😂😂 I honestly wanted you to reply with Of you are easily offended... go avay
Ashley Alfred I AM GERMAN JESUS
🤣🤣🤣
I know this video is old but please do more of these, I couldn’t stop laughing throughout the whole video! Especially at the Jesus one 😂😂😂
When you made that picture of Mother Mary and the Subway, it looked EXACTLY LIKE MY SISTER.
Oh no Jazza. "Every lady loves to be liquified." Understand what you just said.
He shouof have put the rise in his mouth XD
Not gonna like it cause it’s at 69 likes xD
Lol
i was thinking of like ladies getting turned into liquid goop
What is to liquify a lady? I'm lost :_:
Why arent all of them changed to be the Jazza avatar?
Great point/question 🤣
I'm surprised he didn't dress himself as Jesus in the endcard.
I can't tell if you're hilariously moking him or seriously suggesting😂😂
"I am German jesus now " my favourite jazza quote
I love the intro, that’s me talking about art,”if you are not interested-go away”
Jazza: Blasphemous but Consistent
Those paintings made me realize that I'm not ugly, i just born in wrong era 🤷🏻♂
😂 same!
Same 🤣
200 like! Lol
I was just born in the wrong era not I just born in wrong era, srry it just bugged me
In born in the wrong millennia
8:19 that is hilarious and I want it on my wall xD
This made me laugh so hard I couldn't breath 😂😂
One thing jazza does not other CZcamsr does
*He never edits out the parts where he laughs*
most all of the CZcamsrs i watch leave laughing in...
*laughs at his own jokes
Is what you meant to say 😂😏
give me one example of a youtuber who edits his laugh out.
DanTDM
Jacksepticeye
My brother was like: Doesn't he *make* art?
Me: Isn't that what im watching?
you know what.........same
How come I found this just today? That's just perfect! I bet a lot of people would like to see more videos on Jazza re-doing works of art )
Ahahahah I love the intro. *screams* now I'm German for a reason
"EveRy Lady lOVes to be liQuEfIEd"~ Jazza 2018
*scrolls past Queen Elizabeth I*
“Grumpy old lady...”
He's not wrong tho
😂
13:07 holy hell I laughed my head off for 5 minutes
*"I AM GERMAN JESUS"*
Ah yes, the classic German Jesus. lol
hm im catholic and this kinda triggers me and also makes me laugh
@@paulinuh9411 Ayyyy, Fellow Religious Comrade! lol
My Folly, Comrade, but I am glad you found enjoyment out of it. V^_^V
Tbh, I am kinda in a limbo of between Catholic and Christian cause my Father's side is mainly Catholic, but I was raised by my mother's side when it came to religion, but Ay, we're all brothers and sisters in the end.
"But If you like shannanigans.... I AM GERMAN JESUS" 😂😂
"I Warned you.... MEEEEEHHH"
PLEASE👏🏼MAKE👏🏼THIS👏🏼A👏🏼SERIES👏🏼
Monalisa Looks Funny
Girl Are You Okay? 😂
Our family has been watching your videos while we eat, over the past couple of weeks. We all laughed so hard at this one and it has become one of our favorites. Thank you for this video and all that you do.
5:08 so that's how they made voldemort
omg thanks to everyone who liked my comment, i didn't expect to have any likes at all. But again thank you😙😁
Lol so true
that's exactly what i was thinking
OMG YESSS MORE HARRY POTTER FANS
*dark magic
🤣
so mary is "eating a sandwich" and jesus is smoking a blunt.... like mother like son XD
We don't know if she's planning to eat it would only know she has plans for it...
I wanna put a Lenny face I really really wanna put a Lenny face XD
Joint*
Thank you for this, Jazza... not sure which rabbit hole I found you in in my CZcams browsing, but I'm glad I did. I haven't laughed so hard in ages! I literally had tears streaming down my face. Thank you for bringing joy to the world!
10:23
rare footage of Dan from the game grumps caressing Leonardo DiCaprio pretending to be jesus
g'day Jazza! Just a quit tip if i might.. To create a really realistic aspect to your images, lets take mona lisa for example, you can copy the texture of some parts where the paint is cracked (I acctually would use elephant skin, wich have the same effect as cracked paint) and blend it where you used the brushes. That way it'll be really more realistic in just a couple of seconds!
Love your work! Greeting from Brazil S2
Hmmmm. Good idea. I think we can also take some light bark from a tree
Dude everybody that watches him is a genius and im a 13 Year old german that everybody hates
@@riptigerehrenhabub4634 I dont hate you. Your fam dosent hate you. The community dosent hate you. And not all of us are geniuses. Im not. And he know this because he is probably an artist or something from Portugal. Amiright @Gustavo Saldan
?
@@izzydev9919 thats right it was just fishing for compliments i know my fam loves me and yeah it was just a stupid Comment but thanks😁
@@riptigerehrenhabub4634 Dont worry. Believe in yourself and the world will change around you. To copy Jacksepticeye (No pun intended) "PMA"
Pls do a Part2
Like if you agree....
Fkais Crusher yeah but a different theme
Yeass but maybe a different century 👍
agree with what
7:51: Ah. It's the Jazza Jesus we've been waiting for.
8:17 "pass da boof"
This man needs to make memes for a living
He would be a billionaire , no kidding
Sam K. No guck yoi
Bold of you to assume he doesn’t already
He already did on his sims video
I need more......please.......I'm dying.....😂😂😂 That mona Lisa and the "GOOCHIE GOOCHIE GOO!" ones killed me......
Khalid Mohammad I agree 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
mMMMMMMmmmm, am areally haongreh fo a subway sandvich!
Same
"You impressed? Don't act like you ain't impressed"
That intro made my day!😂
That weed smoking Jesus one was absolutely hilarious. Absolutely wonderful.
WE NEED MORE SHENANIGANS, FEED US THE PROFANITY, MASTER
We have been blessed with this fabulous Mona Lisa.
UnsuspectingCarp yass
Need more of this Jazza!
This happens to be my favorite video. I keep watching this lol
I need a high resolution image of 420 jesus, thank you
I see what you did there.
Jason Lavallée ;)