Cooking Mama: PETA Speedrun (2m 2s - World Record Attempt)

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  • čas přidán 2. 01. 2020
  • this is a former WR of the parody game Cooking Mama: The unauthorized PETA edition.
    surely an epic gamer achievement tho
  • Hry

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  • @maxfecteau
    @maxfecteau Před 3 lety +4261

    I love how instead of actually helping, this is peta’s response to animal cruelty.

    • @TheHappyGabeShow
      @TheHappyGabeShow Před 3 lety +201

      This is what boomers should be booming about, messing up children's childhoods

    • @hotfocaccia6070
      @hotfocaccia6070 Před 3 lety +101

      Nah this is an interactive walkthrough of what happens to animals in their animal shelters

    • @maxfecteau
      @maxfecteau Před 3 lety +167

      @@hotfocaccia6070 more like a children-oriented step-by-step tutorial on how to be cruel to turkeys

    • @melodica_man0216
      @melodica_man0216 Před 3 lety +174

      @@maxfecteau and even then, it’s already dead in the game. All your really doing is just being a bad cook and messing with a turkey corpse

    • @knowvoid9958
      @knowvoid9958 Před 3 lety +53

      Any produce farm of veggies tofu and fruit kill countless animals and clear forests from time to time to protect their crops. There is no guilt free food. Everything but fish has been extremely mutated.

  • @YourLocalPlagueDoctor
    @YourLocalPlagueDoctor Před 3 lety +4501

    Now we know why peta is vegan
    They can’t cook

  • @vvvvallejo4556
    @vvvvallejo4556 Před rokem +1511

    i think the most outrageous part of this is how they tried to make egg cracking violent by adding blood

    • @ThatOneGuy-gd8jm
      @ThatOneGuy-gd8jm Před 6 měsíci +230

      Yeah. Nothing like some good old unfertilised egg blood

    • @vannillaAJofficial204
      @vannillaAJofficial204 Před 6 měsíci +36

      ​@@ThatOneGuy-gd8jm yum😋

    • @corndogznketup
      @corndogznketup Před 5 měsíci +84

      PETA I don’t think that’s how cracking eggs works.

    • @shrekshrek
      @shrekshrek Před 4 měsíci +12

      but this happens sometimes it happened to me twice

    • @vannillaAJofficial204
      @vannillaAJofficial204 Před 4 měsíci +29

      @@shrekshrek well thats odd
      the eggs were probably fertilized, because i dont remember unfertilized eggs containing blood at all, that or im missing something

  • @nini-qy8do
    @nini-qy8do Před rokem +1993

    I played this a lot as a kid thinking it was just a cooking game. I was used to chickens and turkeys being butchered since every summer I stayed with my grandparents who had a farm. I got used to it overtime so the game was literally just that a game. I was more worried because they didn't clean up the turkey properly and that my grandparents would be mad.

    • @pinata1368
      @pinata1368 Před rokem +45

      lol

    • @Super0of4
      @Super0of4 Před rokem +30

      lmao

    • @yourkaiishere4000
      @yourkaiishere4000 Před 11 měsíci +192

      Peta doesn't know how to cook

    • @anuszbizsergetokommentek2171
      @anuszbizsergetokommentek2171 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Same

    • @LimerActive
      @LimerActive Před 11 měsíci +59

      BRO SAME I though it was just a happy game cause i played this on friv when I was 5? Idk but yeah i was having fun and I didnt understand death yet yknow so yeah thats why I agree with u

  • @n3v3rm0r3
    @n3v3rm0r3 Před 3 lety +4781

    I love how PETA thinks this going to stop people eating meat.😁

    • @Anomalyundetected
      @Anomalyundetected Před 3 lety +574

      Its even more hilarious when you realize that they're also one of the most cruelest organization cause they kill a shit ton of animals

    • @giyuutomioka5662
      @giyuutomioka5662 Před 3 lety +346

      Peta kills animals for no reason so I think we're fine

    • @giyuutomioka5662
      @giyuutomioka5662 Před 3 lety +43

      @@Anomalyundetected ikr

    • @jmtrad1906
      @jmtrad1906 Před 3 lety +281

      We kill to eat, PETA kill because they want to cut costs.

    • @smexyboi8467
      @smexyboi8467 Před 3 lety +77

      I'm begining to think PETA is the one who's taking it to far now.

  • @randomgal5196
    @randomgal5196 Před 3 lety +23889

    PETA: makes a game to make people feel bad about cooking animals
    Speedrunners: *Cook it faster*

    • @TARRSS
      @TARRSS Před 3 lety +195

      XD

    • @slawof9442
      @slawof9442 Před 3 lety +1063

      This comes to show how PETA’s way of forcing you to become vegan backfires painfully

    • @inforenv
      @inforenv Před 3 lety +64

      right

    • @mikurero1762
      @mikurero1762 Před 3 lety +353

      Also this game is just gonna make future psychopaths kill animals faster cause they find this game and be like it's kinda fun it's time to do it in real life.

    • @abandondedaccountwithshitc4070
      @abandondedaccountwithshitc4070 Před 3 lety +20

      XDD

  •  Před 11 měsíci +319

    Ah yes, the different components of an egg: the shell, the white, the yolk, and blood.

    • @caav56
      @caav56 Před 6 měsíci +6

      Someone got finger punctured by the broken shell, I guess.

    • @warsawcattus
      @warsawcattus Před měsícem

      Chicken miscarriages? Idk

    • @joelinchow8144
      @joelinchow8144 Před 15 dny

      I think is a yolk have developed baby chick

  • @mozzeralleh
    @mozzeralleh Před 9 měsíci +122

    i love how the veins and organs are hyperclean yet literally EVERYTHING else is bloodsoaked

    • @WhatIsThatThingDoing
      @WhatIsThatThingDoing Před 4 měsíci +7

      If you've ever done a dissection, distinguishing parts could be described as trying to study a carpet to tell which threads are red, which ones are scarlet and which ones are vermillion.

    • @Dexuz
      @Dexuz Před 5 dny

      Well it's cartoonish gore after all, like Happy Tree Friends.

  • @guaperryz596
    @guaperryz596 Před 3 lety +4075

    Peta: this game is to make children vegan
    Children: i am terrified and scared
    Peta: See? Vegan

    • @Zephyrius8
      @Zephyrius8 Před 3 lety +266

      I would play this game for so long as a kid and it was fun as hell and looked hilarious

    • @ProxiProtogen
      @ProxiProtogen Před 3 lety +94

      I remember own and playing the game when i was 6... it was my most played game

    • @Zephyrius8
      @Zephyrius8 Před 3 lety +60

      @@ProxiProtogen it was actually really fun to make the meat dishes

    • @smexyboi8467
      @smexyboi8467 Před 3 lety +152

      Not only did they not even clean the blood, but the neck isn't fully removed, they left the vocal chords in the neck, and didn't even cook the chicken to a golden brown. Instead of making me not want to eat meat, this just makes me want to point out your cooking errors. If you want to make me feel bad, at least make it look like an actual meal, instead of a pile of roadkill.
      Edit: Thanks for the likes!

    • @edmg7
      @edmg7 Před 3 lety +74

      @@smexyboi8467 but they need it to look disgusting so they can use a strawman for their propaganda. Otherwise it might look like they're...wrong 😏

  • @juangallardo1269
    @juangallardo1269 Před 3 lety +4091

    I used to play peta games because I couldn't afford the actual games they were parodying. I don't think I ever got the message peta was sending.

    • @slawof9442
      @slawof9442 Před 3 lety +324

      Good. You were too young to be those forceful vegans

    • @SynoTheKing
      @SynoTheKing Před 3 lety +192

      I remember playing a game made by them called Super Chick Sister, it was basically a Mario parody ranting about KFC and McDonalds

    • @juangallardo1269
      @juangallardo1269 Před 3 lety +41

      @@SynoTheKing thats the one I played the most as a kid

    • @keydagger9115
      @keydagger9115 Před 3 lety +33

      @@SynoTheKing Damn. I played that game as a kid and found it pretty fun ngl

    • @ShiratoriIsOffline
      @ShiratoriIsOffline Před 3 lety +1

      BRUH same😂😂

  • @ODIOLASFUNCIONESNUEVASDEYT
    @ODIOLASFUNCIONESNUEVASDEYT Před rokem +263

    I played this as a child and loved every second of it, I actually thought it was like a "realistic" cooking game and I didnt understand the "eating chicken/turkey bad" message, didnt really learn anything at all so i kept eating my chicken nuggets as if it was nothing

  • @LukeIsHere231
    @LukeIsHere231 Před rokem +173

    PETA: this will make people feel bad for the animals
    People: **Cooking as fastas possible**
    PETA: no, that's not what you are supposed to do

    • @zagupaper15
      @zagupaper15 Před rokem +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @therealpyrotf2
      @therealpyrotf2 Před 8 měsíci +3

      "that's not how you're supposed to play the game"

    • @adibfarhan7956
      @adibfarhan7956 Před 5 měsíci

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @supercoolhandle1
    @supercoolhandle1 Před 3 lety +5761

    The fact that the veins looked like wires just prove that birds aren’t real.

    • @filhadaputa69420
      @filhadaputa69420 Před 3 lety +46

      Yeah

    • @filhadaputa69420
      @filhadaputa69420 Před 3 lety +25

      @Fifran idk too :/

    • @redactedgamersgd1788
      @redactedgamersgd1788 Před 3 lety +97

      @Fifran
      probably a goverment spy drone

    • @Simon-xi7lb
      @Simon-xi7lb Před 3 lety +31

      birds are the bourgeoisie

    • @aa2748
      @aa2748 Před 3 lety +58

      Birds are just a goverment invention to make us get sick of salmonella to reduce the population and spend less in public services 😠

  • @francocaceres5986
    @francocaceres5986 Před 3 lety +10703

    I played this as a kid, thinking it was the normal game. I was so confused when I saw the normal game.

  • @flytie3861
    @flytie3861 Před 9 měsíci +19

    The only thing i would criticize this is they don't clean the turkey properly.

  • @yungachat6384
    @yungachat6384 Před 9 měsíci +15

    Man, PETA made Lacey’s restraint before Lacey

  • @cowboybarbaryn1302
    @cowboybarbaryn1302 Před 3 lety +1648

    “Damn that’s disgusting”
    *takes another bite of cheeseburger*

  • @petra_gr
    @petra_gr Před 3 lety +3044

    PETA: makes a game to try to turn kids vegan.
    People: ok, this is gross, but ima still eat meat

    • @edmg7
      @edmg7 Před 3 lety +194

      It kinda helps that in real life people properly prepare the food.

    • @mrman_4234
      @mrman_4234 Před 3 lety +126

      PETA hurt itself in its confusion

    • @-Puppet-
      @-Puppet- Před 3 lety +18

      As long as it tastes good I dont care

    • @jacky9575
      @jacky9575 Před 3 lety +3

      @@-Puppet- Even if it's not healthy or safe to eat?

    • @-Puppet-
      @-Puppet- Před 3 lety +19

      @@jacky9575 I mean its tastes good so yeah but if its un healthy and I prefer something better than I would just eat what taste the best

  • @pedromeiramendesyoutuberpe7203

    the game went from "turkey dead" and then the turkey was alive in the end

  • @derricksquared
    @derricksquared Před rokem +20

    My memories of this game fused with the memories of the actual game and I was confused as to why one of the cooking mama games had a level with de-feathering a turkey lmao

  • @kadbad8036
    @kadbad8036 Před 3 lety +3543

    imagine making a game to stop “animal abuse” and people *SPEEDRUN IT*

    • @lucymcm261511
      @lucymcm261511 Před 3 lety +11

      Lol

    • @lucymcm261511
      @lucymcm261511 Před 3 lety +10

      No comments wow

    • @lucymcm261511
      @lucymcm261511 Před 3 lety +7

      But 222 likes

    • @SCKKKKK
      @SCKKKKK Před 3 lety +6

      Well yes it is important message but it's still game with a good gameplay

    • @Lawbringer.
      @Lawbringer. Před 3 lety +51

      @@imfreefallinq cleary hating on the game, i crack and egg and guess what? its not bleeding. this game is so exaggerated.

  • @notrelatedbyblood7957
    @notrelatedbyblood7957 Před 2 lety +6314

    I like how peta’s attempt to scar children into never liking meat just ended up creating video game sadists and nothing else

    • @EL-ce6bg
      @EL-ce6bg Před 2 lety +59

      All peta members should be arrested and executed. Their corpses need to be burned. They created more serial killers and doesn't take responsibility for it.

    • @Fierywell
      @Fierywell Před 2 lety +45

      @@EL-ce6bg uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @superhydra8873
      @superhydra8873 Před 2 lety +20

      @@EL-ce6bg freak.

    • @mza.26
      @mza.26 Před 2 lety +23

      @@EL-ce6bg W

    • @mertarican5456
      @mertarican5456 Před 2 lety +45

      @@EL-ce6bg Oh have you played peta games in your childhood by any chance XD

  • @moonamoonz
    @moonamoonz Před 11 měsíci +9

    This actually made me more hungry for chicken

  • @itsjake82
    @itsjake82 Před rokem +8

    2:06 i like that scene

  • @tiseril
    @tiseril Před 2 lety +4069

    PETA: *Adds a lot of blood and gore to a cooking game*
    Doom fans: Finally, a nice cooking sim

  • @Yasahiro1011
    @Yasahiro1011 Před 3 lety +2478

    That chicken just makes me think that people in PETA are like that because they don’t even understand how animal based products are prepared really. If I saw someone offer me a chicken like that obviously I’d complain
    Edit: My most upvoted comment on youtube is also the one where I call Turkey a Chicken. I feel ashamed but also so happy

    • @averagebriarmain
      @averagebriarmain Před 3 lety +283

      waiter : heres your chicken
      you : wait why does it still have the nerves out
      and whats up with the blood still on it
      and what the hell did you put in this stuffing

    • @quinntanium350
      @quinntanium350 Před 3 lety +174

      @@averagebriarmain Why the hell is there a feather in my eggs?

    • @TheHappyGabeShow
      @TheHappyGabeShow Před 3 lety +103

      I'd be like:
      It took me 2 hours to get here, so waiter what's on the menu?
      Waiter: I will say our day special is a wealthy chicken, care to order?
      Sure!
      *2 minutes later*
      That was-
      Waiter: here's your meal sir
      WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK I ORDERED?This is so obviously undercooked!
      Waiter: my apologies sir, the main chef was out today so we got the world's fastest cooker, a speedrunner!
      ....I'm not hungry.....
      Waiter: have a good day sir.

    • @HuneeBruh
      @HuneeBruh Před 3 lety +27

      @@averagebriarmain waiter: oh, it’s just fresh

    • @daboigamerfrankli3232
      @daboigamerfrankli3232 Před 3 lety +17

      Kitchen nightmares in a nutshell.

  • @BeachioSandschannel
    @BeachioSandschannel Před rokem +5

    PETA is the equivalent of that one old man yells at cloud meme.

  • @kyleromero9912
    @kyleromero9912 Před rokem +20

    One of the actually fun games peta has made.

  • @randomfluffkingt.9364
    @randomfluffkingt.9364 Před 3 lety +1182

    PETA: makes a game to show how eating animals is apparently messed up
    Speed runners:
    *Ka-chow.*

  • @pastapocky575
    @pastapocky575 Před 3 lety +4237

    Peta: tries to terrify children by making them kill animals
    Me, raised in a farm: *oh I did that before*

  • @francescova79
    @francescova79 Před 9 měsíci +4

    0:27 As i cook often eggs directly from my grandma's chickens, there abosutely is no way eggs could drop blood

  • @Yaxxin23IsCool
    @Yaxxin23IsCool Před měsícem +2

    When i was a kid i was like “oh this is a nice game and i like the ending” then i saw the og and went “oh this is a nice game and i like that you can cook”

  • @RandomHans
    @RandomHans Před 3 lety +710

    when I was a kid, I has no idea that peta created this, and now they are literally comparable to team plasma

    • @jadedoptimistt
      @jadedoptimistt Před 3 lety +135

      Nah. They're worse. Team Plasma doesn't kill every Pokémon they catch.

    • @the7guy
      @the7guy Před 3 lety +37

      @@jadedoptimistt OOOOHHHHHH LMAO

    • @xNovaNebulax
      @xNovaNebulax Před 3 lety +19

      worst thing is. they acctually made Pokemon parody ganes--

    • @RandomHans
      @RandomHans Před 3 lety +6

      @@xNovaNebulax true

    • @thatoneotheridiot3361
      @thatoneotheridiot3361 Před 3 lety +18

      @@jadedoptimistt PETA doesn't kill every animal they catch either, only around 98% of them.
      PETA sucks.

  • @toritori64_
    @toritori64_ Před 3 lety +5792

    Fun fact: Holding a chicken like she did at the end would put stress on it and be painful. Great job PETA :)

    • @friedchicken2606
      @friedchicken2606 Před 3 lety +451

      It would kill it from suffocation

    • @thefalcon9234
      @thefalcon9234 Před 3 lety +871

      I think it’s obvious pets knows nothing about animals. They have another game where you paint snow foxes to ruin their coats for poachers but all that does is ruin their camouflage and make them more susceptible to predators. They also have another game where you play as a red lobster, lobsters are only red when they are cooked...

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro Před 3 lety +219

      @JayPlaysStuff But we're still meant to take them seriously. Yeah right...

    • @howareyoumoreofaclownthanme
      @howareyoumoreofaclownthanme Před 3 lety +164

      @JayPlaysStuff If it's an exaggeration then they're complaining about something that isn't happening. I mean, it's accurate for PETA, but generally when you try to advocate for something you want to be factually accurate about it.

    • @rookie8084
      @rookie8084 Před 3 lety +24

      This game was to feel bad for killing animals lol

  • @Modscrushhisskullthankyou

    I love how people love to speedrun everything.

  • @augustoortiz1254
    @augustoortiz1254 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Fun fact : the tofu is more dangerous to the ambient than kill the turkey

    • @Bagus_1003
      @Bagus_1003 Před 9 měsíci

      How? And what's the Context?

  • @kkfaller
    @kkfaller Před 3 lety +783

    This turkey is weak it bled after feathers being plucked he would never make it in the wild

  • @eden603
    @eden603 Před 3 lety +4402

    i remember loving playing this as a child- oml i was a sadistic baby

    • @jenniferisabitch9517
      @jenniferisabitch9517 Před 3 lety +296

      Lol I don’t think that was what PETA wanted but what did they expect

    • @angvlic
      @angvlic Před 3 lety +78

      I’m still sadistic

    • @ase6511
      @ase6511 Před 3 lety +76

      Ya I loved to play this and I was playing another game where they made you raise a chicken and then you saw him die then you see him made into food. Then you had to raise another one.

    • @idiotidiot3410
      @idiotidiot3410 Před 3 lety

      I did too

    • @mayamelodyegg1607
      @mayamelodyegg1607 Před 3 lety +56

      I legit thought THIS was cooking mama when I was younger. like the actual game

  • @fransthefox9682
    @fransthefox9682 Před 10 měsíci +3

    PETA: *is kidnapping perfectly healthy and happy animals to abuse them and starve them for years, then "put them out of their mysery"*
    Someone: *eats meat*
    PETA: "You are a murderer! How dare you!"

  • @zenek3916
    @zenek3916 Před rokem +2

    When your mom said "Cook the chicken" and she's coming back in 5 minutes:

  • @Kellognr
    @Kellognr Před 3 lety +953

    **People who live near or at the poles: “I guess I’ll die then.”**
    I love how PETA says animals are abused by humans, when they themselves abuse animals.

    • @lilgreenslimecat
      @lilgreenslimecat Před 3 lety +66

      PETA: don't eat animals!
      Nenet/eskimo whose diet consists of raw raindeer meat like on 80%: am I a joke to you

    • @Cabesandia
      @Cabesandia Před 3 lety +9

      I don't disagree but your comment implies PETA guys aren't human lol

    • @Cat_DeGaulle
      @Cat_DeGaulle Před 3 lety +14

      Yes because the people that work at peta are humans i think so they abuse the animals to bump up those rating by abuseing a dog then bring in other people and take care of the dog then its killed but they say it was adopted see a perfect surkle of pets abuse.

    • @ernestow2575
      @ernestow2575 Před 3 lety +5

      i think it's more like "don't industrialize animals in a crowded space making them go trough painful process, stress and unhealthy conditions but if you hunt wild animals to survive then it's okay i guess"

    • @ArtzieKit
      @ArtzieKit Před 3 lety +5

      So true lmao, really hypocritical of them

  • @SneakTheOcto
    @SneakTheOcto Před 3 lety +1074

    PETA: We must save the animals!
    Also PETA: Haha, dead animal go bleeeeh.

    • @Saffron_the_stag
      @Saffron_the_stag Před 3 lety +58

      Yea they hate it when we eat meat however there ok with kidnapping and killing pets

    • @iinvertedsenkol7879
      @iinvertedsenkol7879 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Saffron_the_stag ;-;

    • @Alan-xg4yr
      @Alan-xg4yr Před 3 lety +8

      @@Saffron_the_stag well the cooking in petas version is just messy so it wont make any difference would it

    • @mertarican5456
      @mertarican5456 Před 2 lety +5

      @@Saffron_the_stag what ever makes the most money goes.

    • @_blank-_
      @_blank-_ Před rokem

      @@Saffron_the_stag Based PETA

  • @ayanosan9889
    @ayanosan9889 Před 8 měsíci +2

    ทำอีกต่อไปนะคะ ฟังเพลินมากก สนุกมากๆเยย

  • @JoeContext
    @JoeContext Před rokem +2

    I played some of these PETA games as a kid and wasn't even aware they were meant to have a message. Part of why these games didn't work is that people already made "mario but with shitloads of blood and stuff" for shits and giggles so if you were a kid on the internet in the late 2000s/early 2010s like I was they just blended right in

  • @un1xify
    @un1xify Před 3 lety +513

    If anything it makes you question “Mama” if she actually cooked without properly cleaning the food

    • @p1nstark
      @p1nstark Před 3 lety +24

      Now that's too far, bacterias aren't a joke

    • @clony-utrabadlander3332
      @clony-utrabadlander3332 Před 3 lety

      @@p1nstark totally!

    • @mewyorkcityf46607
      @mewyorkcityf46607 Před 3 lety +13

      Mama is a terrible chef and just messed with a turkey corpse. She didn’t bother taking half the organs, nerves, and things out and there was blood on the chicken when it was done. The moral of this game? Probably that cooking mama is a lousy cook.

    • @jaiden7441
      @jaiden7441 Před 3 lety

      @@mewyorkcityf46607 r/woooosh

    • @Cat_DeGaulle
      @Cat_DeGaulle Před 3 lety +1

      Yes she is NOT COOKING IT PROPERLY

  • @FumiDoku
    @FumiDoku Před 3 lety +3665

    i played this as a kid i really thought this was the real cooking mama

  • @zerocerial4346
    @zerocerial4346 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Lo jugué como a mis nueve y desde ese día pensé que esta saga de videojuegos era oficialmente de hacer estas cosas tan “ crudas “ ( si el objetivo de Peta era trauma niños lo consiguieron)

  • @Mugiwaranoluffy6068
    @Mugiwaranoluffy6068 Před 9 měsíci +2

    "because of you... Mama loves animals!"
    *Proceeds to cook a chicken*

  • @nzeity0160
    @nzeity0160 Před 3 lety +418

    Did the eggs bleed when cracked, and who leaves a bloody turkey to be stuffed lmao, Peta just plain nasty

    • @vladimirmakarov3314
      @vladimirmakarov3314 Před 3 lety +29

      Also Peter doesn’t know how eggs work because the feathers seem to appear from the eggs when you crack it like that’s not how an egg works like the pita team could probably get sued from the CookingMama team for copyright infringement

    • @CaptHaidar
      @CaptHaidar Před 3 lety +15

      Gordon ramsay would obviously beat their asses for cooking like that

    • @intijosedavidmunozescobar8038
      @intijosedavidmunozescobar8038 Před 3 lety +4

      @@CaptHaidar
      *"¿WHAT ARE YOU?"*
      😠 🍞☹🍞

    • @tag8740
      @tag8740 Před 3 lety +2

      not funny didn’t laugh

    • @userthesecond4854
      @userthesecond4854 Před 3 lety +5

      @@tag8740 who asked

  • @Jrod2010
    @Jrod2010 Před 3 lety +1261

    The worst thing about this is serving a giant dome of tofu to your family, therefore, proving you don't love them.

    • @nostrodelaantares8416
      @nostrodelaantares8416 Před 3 lety +50

      @Scatman but with an C what in the living fuck are you talking about?

    • @jxssica8602
      @jxssica8602 Před 3 lety +73

      @Scatman but with an C what in my moms nation have you been smoking

    • @AntonisZ73
      @AntonisZ73 Před 3 lety +17

      @Scatman but with an C you understand he made a joke and you just make yourself look stupid , right ?

    • @Cinnabun9
      @Cinnabun9 Před 3 lety +3

      @Scatman but with an C Please go to a hospital

    • @Alan-xg4yr
      @Alan-xg4yr Před 3 lety +10

      @Scatman but with an C well well someone has been smoking today

  • @bcgsworld1234
    @bcgsworld1234 Před rokem +1

    When mom tells you to cook dinner but the finale of your favorite show comes on in 3 minutes

  • @uzziel524
    @uzziel524 Před 3 měsíci +1

    "I would never put rat in my ratatouille" -Office Create

  • @TheOriginStudioGacha
    @TheOriginStudioGacha Před 3 lety +227

    omg. I just realized how wrong my young mind was, thinking that this is a normal game.
    Edit: uhhhh why is everyone suddenly liking this? Also I should've clarified that this comment was a joke but aight.

  • @Encantur
    @Encantur Před 3 lety +374

    If nintendo ever catches sight of this, we gonna have a top tier anime battle on our hands.

    • @AntonisZ73
      @AntonisZ73 Před 3 lety +3

      Cookie run

    • @maniram5089
      @maniram5089 Před 3 lety +2

      Yeah but when they are going after the big house and twitch streamers and you tubers for playing their own games I doubt it

    • @Cohen-
      @Cohen- Před 3 lety +2

      They already did Pokemon, and it was absolutely horrible.
      Pokemon "Black and Blue" it's called if u wanna check it out

  • @eira8981
    @eira8981 Před 9 měsíci +2

    If this was the real way to cook chicken i will never eat it again

  • @Pequalidem
    @Pequalidem Před měsícem

    This turkey looks delicious. Thanks for the recipe, I will try it!

  • @ohno2480
    @ohno2480 Před 3 lety +1464

    I remember this game from when I was younger, and instead of thinking it was cruel, I thought it wasn't clean because nobody bothered to clean up the blood and everything, and I was worried about the people's health when they ate it.

    • @Miguel-bs6kh
      @Miguel-bs6kh Před 3 lety +129

      I thought it was just some over the top parody back then

    • @Miguel-bs6kh
      @Miguel-bs6kh Před 3 lety +3

      @@barterobarterowski2381 bruh

    • @huffthepuff13
      @huffthepuff13 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Miguel-bs6kh same

    • @ohno2480
      @ohno2480 Před 3 lety +26

      @@skycladobserver2408 If someone is gonna make a game, it should at least accomplish what it's designed for, that's kinda sad lol

    • @kubix426
      @kubix426 Před 3 lety +17

      God you worried about humans not animals, epic moment

  • @the7guy
    @the7guy Před 3 lety +187

    I love how they think making turkey is a bloody disgusting mess of a process.

    • @facefish1713
      @facefish1713 Před 3 lety +26

      If start from the base of the slaughter, it is. But the cooking process is totaly clean and not like that

    • @the7guy
      @the7guy Před 3 lety +8

      @@facefish1713 Yep, they think the bloodiness of the slaughtering persists to the table.

    • @Cat_DeGaulle
      @Cat_DeGaulle Před 3 lety +3

      @@the7guy if it did run

    • @caav56
      @caav56 Před 6 měsíci

      @@the7guy I mean, for a shitty enough cook...

  • @chayapatchosenone8377
    @chayapatchosenone8377 Před rokem +3

    Me who have cooked food before : Damn this is so realistic

  • @LemoneVR
    @LemoneVR Před 2 měsíci

    I like that at the end, you're just playing cooking mama.

  • @HARVEYcambero
    @HARVEYcambero Před 3 lety +1447

    Wait, this was designed to actually make feel bad?, this is my favorite cooking mama edition.

    • @Speedyboy3293
      @Speedyboy3293 Před 2 lety +12

      Same

    • @remin_a
      @remin_a Před 2 lety +63

      peta always does guilt trippy stuff

    • @vladthelazyslowpoke7222
      @vladthelazyslowpoke7222 Před 2 lety +16

      @@remin_a because pets are godtier clowns

    • @kikenaround
      @kikenaround Před 2 lety +7

      Peta is garbage, biased morons. Glad they brought us a good game.

    • @prodroxch
      @prodroxch Před 2 lety +39

      The only thing that made me feel bad was how badly the turkey was cooked 😭

  • @yourtypicalcupoftea
    @yourtypicalcupoftea Před 2 lety +589

    I find it funny because the actual cooking mama lets you cook all-vegetarian dishes, peta might’ve forgot that it’s up to you

    • @My-name-is-user-tx6ow1ss3b
      @My-name-is-user-tx6ow1ss3b Před 4 měsíci +12

      Полностью согласен, там должен был быть выбор между мясом и веганским питанием, но PETA просто хотела показать вам больше МЯСА !

    • @bloomingosmanthus9110
      @bloomingosmanthus9110 Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​​@@My-name-is-user-tx6ow1ss3bменя в детстве вообще ничего не смутило, ибо мои родители держали кур и разделка тушек была обычным делом. Прибавим к этому ещё и языковой барьер.
      Претензии были только к тому, сколько мусора оставалось в готовом блюде...

  • @catcadev
    @catcadev Před rokem

    Great job! It's pretty funny too that PETA leaves the vessels and feathers in the turkey... You can totally pluck those!

  • @SamantaUwU_97
    @SamantaUwU_97 Před rokem +3

    Peta wanted to make us feel disgusted but we loved it lol xD

  • @georgelopes4589
    @georgelopes4589 Před 3 lety +995

    Cracks open egg and.blood comes out.
    Pets: This is medically accurate.

  • @spheniscidae
    @spheniscidae Před 3 lety +150

    I remember playing this as a kid and thinking "is this how I'm gonna have to cook when I'm an adult? That'll make such a big mess..."

    • @kamilmaterna754
      @kamilmaterna754 Před 3 lety +10

      I had similar reaction but you know ahhmm... "It's a circul of life..." etc.

    • @Z.4chry
      @Z.4chry Před 3 lety +3

      Is this available on phones D:

    • @rainbowdroidman
      @rainbowdroidman Před 3 lety +2

      @@Z.4chry it’s a browser game but idk if it’s flash or if it’s html5

  • @Wontu-M4St3r
    @Wontu-M4St3r Před 3 měsíci +2

    I swear PETA is a vegetarian company, not an animal cruelty game developer-

  • @morgieschannel9922
    @morgieschannel9922 Před rokem

    You are so good at this game!

  • @bluelobster7774
    @bluelobster7774 Před 3 lety +271

    PETA: Create a game to make you think that killing animals is bad.
    Speedrunner: Ou yea... SKIP.

  • @thomasparkin259
    @thomasparkin259 Před 3 lety +842

    I get the feeling that the folks at PETA never slaughtered, prepared and cooked an animal before.
    It's really not that messy if you do it right and certainly a far better death than animals in the wild get.
    It's unpleasant to consider but basically every animal you see in the wild will die in terror, agony and probably starving.
    There are no peaceful deaths in nature, no wild animal dies before it realises what's happening.
    We can stand to improve the conditions animals are reared in, absolutely. But we certainly give animals a better death than they'll find in nature.

    • @hrzmann
      @hrzmann Před 3 lety +22

      The existence of worse things doesn't make a bad thing better. Humanity doesn't use wild animals, it produces additional lives for new unlucky fate. I don't say "go vegan", I just say that your argument is bad.

    • @thomasparkin259
      @thomasparkin259 Před 3 lety +111

      @@hrzmann I think my argument is more about the strangeness of PETA's position, they spend so much effort and energy on abolishing something that simply will not stop until there's an equivalent quality and cheaper synthetic variant.
      Just imagine the good they could have done for the conditions of farmed animals if they had focused their efforts on improving farming conditions and campaigning for more strict animal welfare laws rather pushing people away with their aggressive position.
      Ownership of animals is not going to stop, the rearing and slaughter of animals will not stop any time soon.
      They would do far more good pushing for a more humane meat industry, the inevitable increased costs would also encourage the development of alternatives.

    • @bane2201
      @bane2201 Před 3 lety +44

      They haven't prepared or cooked them, but they have slaughtered many. Take a look at the number of animals put down in their "shelters".

    • @nithsk
      @nithsk Před 3 lety +63

      @@bane2201 My grandma was walking near a PETA sanctuary and saw several dead animal bodies that were stoned to death with heavy blunt trauma, in a garbage bin.
      _It was still (slightly) alive in there._ Hopefully it didn't feel too much from shock.

    • @bane2201
      @bane2201 Před 3 lety +34

      @@nithsk Holy fuck, that's legitimately evil. That actually made me feel ill. If PETA HQ caught on fire, I'd save the animals then block the exits.

  • @czechoslovakia1090
    @czechoslovakia1090 Před rokem +1

    This is what peta actually does to their animals in shelters

  • @FunMarioBros2021
    @FunMarioBros2021 Před rokem +2

    I remember playing this when I was 5 not even being aware that this was a vegan game, (note: I got banned from this game because it said killing in it) and when I was 6 I played the real cooking mama and I was like, this feels so different and in 2020 I was like oh ok now I know the difference

  • @exclusivenick2546
    @exclusivenick2546 Před 3 lety +230

    Peta: I'm tryi-
    This guy: speak faster imma go SPEED

  • @rafaynoman1180
    @rafaynoman1180 Před 3 lety +117

    0:29 Hold on are the eggs bleeding?

    • @shruglife7366
      @shruglife7366 Před 3 lety +29

      They are, they’re supposed to be fertilized eggs. Meaning, they still had the baby inside them

    • @Orbit-line
      @Orbit-line Před 3 lety +1

      @@shruglife7366 Oof that baby inside a egg was brutal

    • @voidofspaceandtime4684
      @voidofspaceandtime4684 Před 3 lety +21

      @@shruglife7366 meaning, peta twisted the truth yet again.

    • @ridhoajigumilang2739
      @ridhoajigumilang2739 Před 3 lety +8

      @@shruglife7366 who the hell eat eggs like that

    • @justanobody4550
      @justanobody4550 Před 3 lety +5

      @@ridhoajigumilang2739 snakes

  • @C.A._Old
    @C.A._Old Před 10 měsíci +2

    Ah man... poor chickens. :-'(

  • @joanbibiloni3208
    @joanbibiloni3208 Před 9 měsíci +2

    What's wrong with PETA, if somebody eats meat is okay, and cooking meat isnt "murdering" man, they are excessive

  • @krisymac3514
    @krisymac3514 Před 3 lety +344

    lmao I played this game as a kid because it was the only game I could find blood and violence and felt like a rebel. The blood part was my fav

    • @3h0archer49
      @3h0archer49 Před 3 lety +24

      Lmao same. Y8 gang rise up

    • @Anotherone69777
      @Anotherone69777 Před 3 lety +4

      Same

    • @nerathechildoflight9974
      @nerathechildoflight9974 Před 3 lety +4

      Yes & yes, there’s going to be that one kid that’s weirded out by this, “OMG EW NO”.

    • @zmithyimafail8440
      @zmithyimafail8440 Před 3 lety +2

      Dood ur so edgy damn, gonna have to call the police because we have a based psycho here.

    • @krisymac3514
      @krisymac3514 Před 3 lety +6

      @@zmithyimafail8440 na. I was a pretty preppy kid. Just felt like a rebel for playing this game because I knew I likely wasn't suppose to. And thought it was funny how I liked the game for the opposite reason they intended for.

  • @bilufighter3890
    @bilufighter3890 Před 3 lety +415

    Who is after Jiden

  • @Zoey_767
    @Zoey_767 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Proof that any game can and will be speedrunned

  • @RBB.
    @RBB. Před 9 měsíci +1

    I enjoyed this game as a kid. Especially the chicken part.

  • @marleounbockmuhl6903
    @marleounbockmuhl6903 Před 3 lety +333

    PETA: this game is to make you Vega-
    Everyone: enough, is *E N O U G H*

    • @taco5386
      @taco5386 Před 3 lety +1

      @@nobodycares6761 your useless
      OHHHHH ROASTED

    • @catherinepablo3631
      @catherinepablo3631 Před 3 lety

      @Kendall Mccall is this a ripoff? Thank

    • @Muffingavin
      @Muffingavin Před 3 lety +1

      This game is fun!

    • @ruthsevere8128
      @ruthsevere8128 Před 3 lety +1

      @@taco5386 what did @Nobody Cares say I didnt see their comment

  • @cheeseboi4217
    @cheeseboi4217 Před 3 lety +367

    i like how they made this with the implication that everybody does this at home lmao

    • @dontkickmychick6076
      @dontkickmychick6076 Před 2 lety +14

      @fluffy Drawns now you see the difference here is that you are an actual person, whereas in the Peta interconnected universe everyone is either a hyper-vegan saint or a meat eating barbarian who drinks the blood of baby animals and beats them for fun. No exceptions.

  • @theeskrungly
    @theeskrungly Před 11 měsíci +2

    I never realised as a kid how stupid the depiction of meat eaters is here. Blood whilst cracking open eggs? Are they serious?

  • @explodingfish96
    @explodingfish96 Před rokem +1

    is it weird to say this was my childhood game

  • @wander7812
    @wander7812 Před 3 lety +115

    PETA just trying to scare children with this, like if those frozen dentist games weren't doing enough damage...

    • @idonthaveadarnname6023
      @idonthaveadarnname6023 Před 3 lety +2

      🤣

    • @dog5506
      @dog5506 Před 3 lety +7

      Can I just say, kidss will prefer the chicken recipe, because it's longer and you can do more stuff, you de-feather it, de-gut it and so on, I know they tried to make is seem as tofu is sooooo much easier to prepare, wich as for people looking to play games, less play time makes them dislike this.

    • @navyntune8158
      @navyntune8158 Před 3 lety +1

      I miss old flash games
      I'll miss you, papa louie

    • @lie6365
      @lie6365 Před 3 lety

      Haha you're right

    • @posyonose14
      @posyonose14 Před 3 lety

      @@navyntune8158 you can download Y8 browser and play it there because it has the flash plugin built-in

  • @MeowieGamer
    @MeowieGamer Před 3 lety +123

    PETA I ate around 16 meatballs just to show how much I don’t care

    • @Pattila
      @Pattila Před 3 lety +9

      EAT MORE

    • @mewyorkcityf46607
      @mewyorkcityf46607 Před 3 lety +8

      Pro tip: tweet “@peta if you respond I will buy 10 cows and boil them #donate” and I think they will respond with donation site so they technically gave you permission to buy 10 cows and boil them

    • @RamiCrafy
      @RamiCrafy Před 3 lety

      @@mewyorkcityf46607 epic

    • @Cat_DeGaulle
      @Cat_DeGaulle Před 3 lety

      more more MORE

    • @user-kx2zv7tg3u
      @user-kx2zv7tg3u Před 3 lety

      They better be Swedish meatballs 😡

  • @cumshitman0420
    @cumshitman0420 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I let my sister played this when she grew a little older because i introduced her to the game when she was 6 after seeing this she went "what the hell thats how we cook in the countryside" instead of what PETA expect you to react

  • @baguette_regardless2245
    @baguette_regardless2245 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Whatever PETA wanted from this, I don't think they got it. I unironically liked playing this through as a kid even though I was confused at times.

  • @LocalEarthmover
    @LocalEarthmover Před 3 lety +547

    The first gore we never forget.

    • @valtiel3310
      @valtiel3310 Před 3 lety +1

      @Jason Allen nah thats not the gore we see here

    • @manulittle
      @manulittle Před 2 lety +3

      @Jason Allen WOW I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT, THAT WAS THE FIRST GORE I EVER SAW

    • @DaDoBeAr9859
      @DaDoBeAr9859 Před rokem +3

      Except "Happy tree friends" .... that was REALLY disturbing as a kid

    • @red7855
      @red7855 Před rokem

      “Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared”
      That was my first ever gore

    • @blueberry_kit932
      @blueberry_kit932 Před rokem

      @@red7855 U WATCH THAT OMG U SLAY THEN

  • @ingenieromanarchive7631
    @ingenieromanarchive7631 Před 3 lety +462

    Peta: no you cant just speedrun our game that serves as a protest to nintendo:
    This guy: hahaaha speedrun go brrrr

  • @gerphilmarcobmaansala
    @gerphilmarcobmaansala Před 7 měsíci

    That's so cool you Speedrun in it

  • @mikllapll7025
    @mikllapll7025 Před rokem +2

    Peta: yes whit this game people will stop eating animals
    Gamers: let's see how fast i can kill this turkey and turn it into a family meal

  • @kikenaround
    @kikenaround Před 2 lety +452

    This really backfired. Remember playing this when I was young. And I enjoyed it, at that.

    • @walterwhite4398
      @walterwhite4398 Před rokem +26

      I didn't even know that this ones we're actually a parody

    • @okipullup3367
      @okipullup3367 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Always though cooking games where bloody because of it, my memories about it is vague but I remember it took me half an hour to figure out what I have to do

  • @epicgamer_7985
    @epicgamer_7985 Před 3 lety +861

    I would love to see peta's reaction to their games getting speedrunned xD

    • @KubickQ
      @KubickQ Před 2 lety +23

      I mean the purpose of the game is to be played, and you play a game a lot when speedrunning

    • @AnNguyen-es4kx
      @AnNguyen-es4kx Před 2 lety +13

      Yeah, but when a game made to elicit disgust in people instead attract them to it, you know you fucked up your message
      Imagine making a Nazi game and people instead fell in love with the Reich. You'd say speed running the game is normal, but what about the people who made them explicitly to scare you off? Lmao

    • @thekeyandthegate4093
      @thekeyandthegate4093 Před 2 lety +14

      PETA would be so excited, they'd probably kidnap and euthanize 10 more dogs in that day alone!

    • @ShortStop_Productions1992
      @ShortStop_Productions1992 Před rokem +2

      @@1b2f4c Screw Pokémon Red White and Blue! I hate it cause it ruined Pokémon!

  • @Laura16274
    @Laura16274 Před 9 měsíci +1

    The way peta made a 'scary' game that 'taught' everyone a lesson. But we just thought that this game was normal, cool and amazing. Peta failed😂

  • @exosphere1667
    @exosphere1667 Před rokem +1

    I love how there is blood in eggs

  • @baldingfox77558
    @baldingfox77558 Před 3 lety +115

    honestly for trying to turn "kids" vegan this should be rated 18+ it's gross

    • @brimst0ne896
      @brimst0ne896 Před 3 lety +1

      This is literally a parody game, it's not actually trying to do that

    • @nevergonnagiveyouup7102
      @nevergonnagiveyouup7102 Před 3 lety +2

      @@brimst0ne896 everyone know that peta force some gamer to be vegan
      They so ridiculous

    • @asolollol1866
      @asolollol1866 Před 3 lety +2

      Peta is just a joke in the animal protection topic.

    • @baldingfox77558
      @baldingfox77558 Před 3 lety

      @@asolollol1866 ik right?

    • @uzixcarti7834
      @uzixcarti7834 Před 3 lety +1

      idk tho it looks kinda fun

  • @Kahioro
    @Kahioro Před 3 lety +274

    -Do you think it will scare the children?
    -To the kids? It will give parents nightmares

  • @joseignaciogazzi3278
    @joseignaciogazzi3278 Před 4 měsíci

    Speedrunning this make the player a sadist or make you feel the disgust lesser.
    An antihero.

  • @SaitamaClassGod
    @SaitamaClassGod Před rokem

    I played this game for the first time when I was a kid, and I don't even know what was even going on but now I rediscovered this game, now I know how it supposed to looked like on grown ups