Ephesians 6:10-18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. 😊😊😊
Someone named joshuasmyth3115 made a comment 8 days that says "The sandwich was merely the appetiser 💀" And there is no edit symbol. Yours was made 3 days ago. I can see the comment directly under this one.@@jackblack9380
@@Cooked-eggZz Bro i ain't your brother i am your cousin i haven't found a way to be 3 dimensional tho and better graphics cause i am 8-bit and i don't have the mushroom on my head yet i only got the original hat sadly.💀
Once upon a time, in a world filled with limitless possibilities, there lived a person craving a challenge that would surpass all others. This person was known for their insatiable curiosity and determination to break boundaries, willing to venture into uncharted territory. One sunny morning, as the birds chirped harmoniously outside their window, this individual set out on a quest to achieve the seemingly impossible: to craft the longest comment ever seen. With every keystroke, they embarked on a remarkable journey to test the limits of human expression, determined to leave a lasting impression on the digital landscape. As their fingers danced across the keyboard, their mind spiraled into a whirlwind of creativity, weaving a tapestry of words that would stretch the boundaries of linguistic exploration. From poetic verses to philosophical musings, they poured their heart and soul into each sentence, imbuing their words with a profound sense of purpose. No topic was too obscure, no thought too intricate for this relentless commentator. They delved into discussions about the intricacies of quantum physics, the profound impact of art on the human psyche, and the essence of love in all its forms. Their words were not just a random assemblage of characters; they were a testament to the power of human imagination. As days turned into nights and nights into mornings, this person's commitment to their self-imposed challenge never wavered. They persevered through bouts of exhaustion, fueled only by their unwavering passion to create something extraordinary. The words flowed from their fingertips like a river in full force, with no sign of abatement. It was not just about stringing together an endless stream of words; it was about crafting a narrative that would captivate and engross the reader. Each paragraph led seamlessly into the next, an intricate web of thoughts, emotions, and ideas. Their comment evolved into a literary masterpiece, a magnum opus of unprecedented scale. With every click of the "Submit" button, the comment grew longer, surpassing the expectations of even the most avid readers. The digital world took notice, and slowly but surely, this extraordinary comment gained momentum. It became an online sensation, attracting attention from people across the globe. As news of this monumental achievement spread like wildfire, the comment became a symbol of human determination and the boundless capacity of the human mind. It inspired others to push their limits, to pursue their passions relentlessly, and to dare to dream of the extraordinary. But amidst the fame and adulation, the comment's author remained humble. They knew that this accomplishment was not solely their own, but a testament to the power of collaboration, of the collective imagination of humanity. They acknowledged the countless individuals who supported and cheered them on during this daunting endeavor. And so, the longest comment ever remained etched in the annals of digital history, a true marvel of human achievement. It stands as a testament to the undying human spirit, the unwavering pursuit of greatness, and the boundless capacity to push beyond the limits of what is considered possible. In the end, this comment is merely one chapter in the never-ending book of human exploration. It serves as a reminder that we are capable of exceeding our preconceived notions of what can be achieved. So, as you read these words and contemplate their significance, remember that you too hold the power to surpass limits and leave your mark upon the world.
@@thefrub bruh yesterday i was so drunk i bought two whole filets mignons and i fking forgot about them and let them in my backpack for at least 20 hours... i feel so dumb... and i was so drunk i'm not even 100% sure it's two filets mignons lmao i need to open the bag but from the shape of it i'm pretty sure it's that...
Jschlatt after making the same video for the 1000th time and his 12 year old fans get the same short term dopamine rushes that ruins their brains from the CZcams shorts he makes:💵💰🆙📈🔺
For those who don’t know, the cuts are to prevent bologna bubble. A phenomenon where the bologna turns into a gas pocket full of burning hot oil that explodes when go to flip it.
Bro dropped the hardest sandwich edit
i need the og
💥🤯
Me being the 1000th liker: perfectly balanced. As all things should be.
Can some on please tell .e the ame of the song
Bologna by Vibe 666@@mbking3849
That beat was too powerful. My ass was ready for the table to go too 💀
sameeeeee
I’m like surely not…. Right?
@@justagaminggulpin7457 or not
Same😂😂😂😂
Isnt that the floor??
“Is this the whole f-cking thing?”
It was, in fact, not the whole f-cking thing.
There is no whole fucking thing, it was eaten
I’m just imagining Morgan Freeman narrating this
fucking
The sandwich was merely the appetiser 💀
Lmaooo
underrated
@@naktuxso underrated
for realsies
you are rated but under
With how hard that song was going, I thought he was gonna start eating the table
fr bro
fr bro
fr bro
fr bro
fr bro
When the music so good, u get goosebumps for even a edit of eating styrofoam
What’s that song called?
@@MarSaMa_21slaughterhouse- phonka
@@MarSaMa_21slaughterhouse by phonka
"Schlodingers Cat" was absolutely baffled with that outcome.
Wrong spelling the L is supposed to be an R
@@orangeseagamer4522 r/woosh
@@dylanarchangel2673 oh yeah sorry correcting mistakes is bad sry
Schlatt. Schrodinger. Schlodinger @@orangeseagamer4522
@@orangeseagamer4522you clearly are new here
"Did you finish your plate?"
"Say less"
Say no more
Underrated comment
His picky ass didn't eat the table
*Proceeds to do a fatality at the plate*
@@sansblst8811no more
If that edit lasted longer 200% chance the table was gonna go
Edit: no matter how fast the camera men run they were gonna get s w a l l o w e d
Absolutely
Then the foundation
then the garden
💀💀💀
at 10b bro was going eat the sun
That sandwich looks historically accurate
💀
Someone: why do i keep hearing this sound replay over and over again?
Me: Yes
**bass kicks even more**
**table starts withering away…**
all we gotta do is get him more budget
Ephesians 6:10-18 says,
Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.
😊😊😊
Then the house and then the city and then a continent and then the world and then the universe then the multiverse and than *ALL*
*bass goes even further beyond*
*the house starts vanishing*
do you know what name is this music?
“The sandwich and plate were merely appetizers…”
*”The Table will be the main course”*
And for the buffet
THE WHOLE HOUSE.
copied comment
@@waffleboi4810 From who?
Someone named joshuasmyth3115 made a comment 8 days that says "The sandwich was merely the appetiser 💀" And there is no edit symbol. Yours was made 3 days ago. I can see the comment directly under this one.@@jackblack9380
“So concludes the life and times of table.”
Bro was so hungry that he even ate the plate💀
Him saying whoa perfectly on beat was so nice
and the uh huh before the drop lol
I dead ass thought it was gonna go on to eat the whole table too.
same
Same
Same here
@@Average-Illinoisan bruh you the same ass guy from the other comment😂
same
"Bro should've ate the knife" 💀
yes
I found my brother ive found 3 people with smurf cat 💀
@@Cooked-eggZzbrother?
Bro i am your cousin
@@Cooked-eggZz Bro i ain't your brother i am your cousin i haven't found a way to be 3 dimensional tho and better graphics cause i am 8-bit and i don't have the mushroom on my head yet i only got the original hat sadly.💀
Bro was that hungry
*I Schlatt myself watching this video*
He dropped the hardest sandwich and plate eating edit
Eats human taste li-
@@joyelluke9880wtf?
@@_herb -ke
Thousandth like
@@Zylochromestfu nobody cares
"Schlanket" reacting to a paper plate being eaten was truly one of the moments of all time.
What are you talking about? That isn't Schlanket. Does that look like a dread infused panic inducer blanket to you? No. That's just Schussy
That was styrofoam. It’s much tastier than paper
@@StarryxNight5no, it's Schlong
Man y'all ain't even trying with his name anymore
@@robotickiddo97 Yeah. These people can't even get Schlangerdiddle's name right. Really disappointed in them
"Coschlecant" was definitely floobsmonked by this person eating the plate
“Shlooticus” was flabbergasted
the beat drop on eating the plate was INSANE 💀
fr
Congrats to the lucky guy being your 1000th like on this comment, because I was number 999
Song name?
@@KyotoTTVphonka x zecki "slaughter house" is the original. This is the slowed+reverb version probably.
Bro took "eat your plate" too literally 💀
Funny how his "woah" and "ah-" is timed well with the music
if you think about it everything he said are very well timed too lol this vid sounds like a remix
@@salbeerstrue
Once upon a time, in a world filled with limitless possibilities, there lived a person craving a challenge that would surpass all others. This person was known for their insatiable curiosity and determination to break boundaries, willing to venture into uncharted territory.
One sunny morning, as the birds chirped harmoniously outside their window, this individual set out on a quest to achieve the seemingly impossible: to craft the longest comment ever seen. With every keystroke, they embarked on a remarkable journey to test the limits of human expression, determined to leave a lasting impression on the digital landscape.
As their fingers danced across the keyboard, their mind spiraled into a whirlwind of creativity, weaving a tapestry of words that would stretch the boundaries of linguistic exploration. From poetic verses to philosophical musings, they poured their heart and soul into each sentence, imbuing their words with a profound sense of purpose.
No topic was too obscure, no thought too intricate for this relentless commentator. They delved into discussions about the intricacies of quantum physics, the profound impact of art on the human psyche, and the essence of love in all its forms. Their words were not just a random assemblage of characters; they were a testament to the power of human imagination.
As days turned into nights and nights into mornings, this person's commitment to their self-imposed challenge never wavered. They persevered through bouts of exhaustion, fueled only by their unwavering passion to create something extraordinary. The words flowed from their fingertips like a river in full force, with no sign of abatement.
It was not just about stringing together an endless stream of words; it was about crafting a narrative that would captivate and engross the reader. Each paragraph led seamlessly into the next, an intricate web of thoughts, emotions, and ideas. Their comment evolved into a literary masterpiece, a magnum opus of unprecedented scale.
With every click of the "Submit" button, the comment grew longer, surpassing the expectations of even the most avid readers. The digital world took notice, and slowly but surely, this extraordinary comment gained momentum. It became an online sensation, attracting attention from people across the globe.
As news of this monumental achievement spread like wildfire, the comment became a symbol of human determination and the boundless capacity of the human mind. It inspired others to push their limits, to pursue their passions relentlessly, and to dare to dream of the extraordinary.
But amidst the fame and adulation, the comment's author remained humble. They knew that this accomplishment was not solely their own, but a testament to the power of collaboration, of the collective imagination of humanity. They acknowledged the countless individuals who supported and cheered them on during this daunting endeavor.
And so, the longest comment ever remained etched in the annals of digital history, a true marvel of human achievement. It stands as a testament to the undying human spirit, the unwavering pursuit of greatness, and the boundless capacity to push beyond the limits of what is considered possible.
In the end, this comment is merely one chapter in the never-ending book of human exploration. It serves as a reminder that we are capable of exceeding our preconceived notions of what can be achieved. So, as you read these words and contemplate their significance, remember that you too hold the power to surpass limits and leave your mark upon the world.
thousandth like, let's go lmao
Name of song pls
I thought he was gonna bite the table next💀
Bro took "don't waste" to real
People in the 90': Were gonna have flying cars in the future
The future: sandwich edit
Sandwich Edit hitting more hard then a Flying Car.
@@MechFreaksblud thought he ate
We've had flying cars for a while now, but sure.
@MechFreaks yeah cause the flying car hitting the ground not us
Flying cars exist there just not available to the public
Bro hid all the evidence, just like schlatt did back in '99
?????????????????????????????
@crzvm1lk it's an on going joke
@@crzvm1lk In 1999 he lured a homeless man with a can of beans only to kill me
Not really that why we knew what happened
Who told you this
He even made a part 2💀💀💀
He ate and left no crumbs. Matter of fact he ate so much he ate the plate
Mother: "NO LEFTOVERS"
Him: "Mom but.."
Mother: "NO BUT FINISH YOUR PLATE NOW!"
Him:
“Eat that Plate”
Hard stop Lucas
400th like 🎉
Me when I still hungry after I eat pizza:
450th like
Underrated comment
He wasted so much, he didn’t eat the table
Wasteful person I swear
he didn`t eated the house
he didnt eat the whole universe
@@TekatosuTruckersMPSuch wasteful man indeed, uncivilized
What a waste he didn’t eat all the universe😒
The bread wasn't even toasted long enough lol.
Some people just like a smoky edge
Instructions unclear.i ate my house and now im homeless
Easy, just buy a home
Damn, bro left a perfectly edible countertop
I would’ve ate that ya know
@@ZORO1fanyou wouldn't even find the countertop
I've come to tell you to go to his recent shorts you'll be pleased😂😂
There are starving kids in Africa who could have eaten that countertop
Bro foreshadowed 😂
Bro dropped the hardest skinwalker edit and thought we wouldn’t notice 😩😩💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
frrrr 🪑🪑🪑🔥🔥🔥👊👊👊🐜🐜🐜
Worms under your skin
Worms under your skin
Worms under your skin
Worms under your skin
We got a Bologna sandwich edit before gta 6 💀
" Adolf Schitler" was very unprepared at this moment of time.
Bro got the German sandwich ☠️☠️☠️☠️
Same mind😂😂
Same
L
Because the meat look's like the German cross@@stever9487
@@fuzz4017tf
Schlott was so flabbergasted that he remembered all the styroform he used in multiple war crimes in ‘99
While being attacked by the bite of 87!
@@Veil_of_Mysteries not funny, but you remember what he did in 99’ right?
Can we stop having every comment be about ‘99?
We can’t forget the war crimes he did in ‘08
@mchickennuggrt2050 was that the bite of '87?
It would've been funny if you mixed Styrofoam with gasoline inside a glass bottle, then adds wick and makes sure it's sealed tight
"Schmackk" was taken out of the left field
People who eat nuclear bombs for a light snack
Bro dropped the hardest sandwitch edit and thought we wouldnt notice
yes
@@Eltar_slaughter house
@@Eltar_Slaughter house
ty
🤖
If anyone's wondering what is the music, it's "Slaughterhouse" by Phonkha but really slowed down.
thank you
thank you
Thanks😮
Legend
Was looking for this, thank you
Bro be like uno reverse
Not the plate!!!!!!!!💀💀💀💀
Bruh my remote fell under my couch and this was on loop for like 20 minutes
eat the couch
@@abstrusepaladin needed to see this bruh I'm dead lmao
💀💀💀
thats either a big couch a or a big rip you did 😂
That sounds like the opposite of a problem
For anyone wondering, the song is "slaughter house"
I LOVE U SO MUCH
@@chiyoko9570 oh god... thank you🥲
You don't understand how much this means to me rn
You are a cool guy
@@Aleatory1231wow... thanks🥲
dont search up doggie slaugher house 100% without the geometry dash.
Best sandwich edit
Caseoh mentality:
Bro took "finish your plate" literally 😂💀
That’s a lot of likes…
lol😂
💀💀💀💀💀💀
Bro so many likes and 3 comments I gotchu fam :)
"FINISH HIM"
Bro the fact that this short is one of the most viewed shorts on schlatts channel is so funny
its cuz we keep rewatching it XD
How..is this funny?
not anymore
it’s a classic
It’s my favorite
I was about to comment "Made it with the World War 2 rations" but I'm so glad I waited
The fact he actually ripped apart the paper plate with his teeth is dedication.
The phonk song is called slaughter house if you’re wondering
Edit: thank you all for 2k likes
THANK YOU
Thx
Thank you I will gladly take this knowledge
Thank you
Gd...
I never thought to slice the bologna so it doesn't curl up in the pan
I thought he made an iron cross
If you can get your hands on pork roll that’s the best
@@Brandonator1999 Brother if we could get our hands on pork roll we wouldn't be frying bologna. We in the trenches
@@thefrub bruh yesterday i was so drunk i bought two whole filets mignons and i fking forgot about them and let them in my backpack for at least 20 hours... i feel so dumb... and i was so drunk i'm not even 100% sure it's two filets mignons lmao i need to open the bag but from the shape of it i'm pretty sure it's that...
taylordham its a jersey thing. bro said bologna lmfao
Not the meat being German💀😥🪦🇩🇪
Caseoh: I was still hungry
Bro took Finish your plate to a whole new level
☠️
Bro wasted so much
The table
The sink
The stove
Instructions unclear: *I ate the table*
Instructions more unclear, I decided to eat the reacting youtuber
Instructions very unclear, I ate my house
What it taste like
@@KittyCat-vo6yr like a table
@@sweetie1217 yeah that makes sense
bro jinxed it
Bros sounding like joe Biden at the end 😂😂
Blud really said : "as hungry as I could eat the plate"
Bro don't start adding "blud" to your sentences if you can't even type in normal English to begin with 😂
@@ayekayx wtf is blud talking abt 💀
@@Ismaforcada34 they mean you wrote "so hungry i could eat a plate" wrong
@@ayekayx 🤓☝️
@@Ismaforcada34bro stfu saying blud you’re not cool
Bro said” I was hungry”😂
Then are the plate
He had a snack before the meal😂
Bro turned the bologhni into a TF2 logo
"is this the whole thin-"
Schlut suddenly came to the realization it was, infact, not the whole thing.
Best timing ever
Best Phonk Sandwich edit ever made
real
Song name?
@@michalmrozik5158 slaughter house
Song name
Song name??@@jacobmurphy5178
Bro aint wasting no food here
I was fully expecting the table to start getting ate.
surprised it wasnt a 911 reference
He would have expected that outcome
Surprised it wasn't a nazi germany reference
@@Sayushiriii Yeah it looked like the German Iron Cross
**video cuts to the twin towers, starts eating**
I want to see one of those videos someday, where they don’t stop and eat the whole table
A man can only dream.
If you can find out the song title I’ll do it
@@matthewb907 it is "BOLOGNA" from vibe 666 - topic
then the whole house . Then the whole neighborhood
@@Nobinn005Then the whole country
Bread ads should be like this
Jschlatt after making the same video for the 1000th time and his 12 year old fans get the same short term dopamine rushes that ruins their brains from the CZcams shorts he makes:💵💰🆙📈🔺
"Schlank" knows from experience that you shouldn't eat styrofoam.
"Schlark" would happen to know what happens when you mix Styrofoam and unleaded gas together
Next step, the counter... then, the house!
Then the Universe!!!
@@loafy69 THEN THE MULTIVERSE
@@deskslam4232 THEN HE SHALL EAT THE INFINITE COURSE... THE OMNIVESE
@@dylanrodriguez-rb3udAND THEN THE QUANTIC STRINGS
AND THEN HIMSELF....!!!!!
Almost as good as the Incident of 1999.
part2: eating the table
eating the closet
eating the pc,
eating the house
Bro dropped the hardest breadit
real
real
true
This is the guy who actually finished his plate. His parents must be so proud.
the kids in africa are so proud
I bet that sandwich was dry af 💀
Bro met my diet 😅🍔🍽🥄🍴
I bet if the music continued he would have ate the table
This is the most like's I've ever had. Thank you everyone who liked it
No, but he did get another paper plate and ate it
Imagine liking gacha life
@@SeanCooper-xo2kgimagine criticizing people over what they like
@@Memerbutrealtrue, but imagine liking gacha life
@@xenogaleimagine liking star platinum from JoJo's Bizarre Adventures
This edit is a cinematic masterpiece.
🤫🤫🧏🏻🧏🏻
When Mom says "finish the entire plate of food."
Bro just got the munchies
The munchies:
We merely eat while this man devours
comment is so under rated
I know... that damn glutton.
We stay hungry
Bro dropped the hungriest edit
Bro dropped the coldest edit and didn't even let us get 1 blanket
Bro dropped the hardest plate eating edit and thought we wouldn’t notice 💀
For those who don’t know, the cuts are to prevent bologna bubble. A phenomenon where the bologna turns into a gas pocket full of burning hot oil that explodes when go to flip it.
oh thanks
yikes
i thought it was related to the nazis iron cross
@@yovalo3382broski 💀💀
at first i thought bro was gonna make the anti-blt
"NO NO NO DON'T EAT THE STYROFOAM" fits so perfectly with the song
Bro took ate and left no crumbs seriously
there has never been a meme that fits schlatts humor better than this
FRRRRR-
guys dont ruin 420 likes
they did@@Null-Boi i'm sorry for your loss
Never challenge heavy weapons guy to an eating contest cause he is going to do this.
Zlawg gonna eat the table too
Schallenge*
You called?
Bologna
@@HeavyAndZeMedicits the heavyweapons from fortress team defense the second
That actually went hard as hell tho
Bro was gonna eat the counter next 💀☠️
I'm still hungry *proceeds to eat the floor*
mom: don't waste food
me:
You’re right. That food was not wasted.