Art Mcgregor the proper phrase is, "Space Ranger" (Whoops! I made a mistake. I was having a too- many- children -watching -Disney flashback) The actual, proper phrase is, "Skinny belt Impaired."
I am a long time student of Joey Karate, it almost got me murdered using Joey's techniques, but I wouldn't train anywhere else, Joey's Karate classes also teaches the art of stealth eating.
Joe,s done it now i had to pause it been rolling around in tears and belly aches i almost had a heart attack funny geazer one of the the best and down to earth guys happy for him now his doing more films good luck to him .
i want more more and more, i wake up every morning and watch you crack these boys into shape. thank you for uploading mnand making me smikle :). i give you money?
" I would of called a time out, go back stage and grab my gun. Then I would of came back and shot herb, yamasaki, Dana and rogan." Omfg uncle Joey is the funniest man alive 🤣.
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Now I know where Rogan learned that turning side kick from
Spinning back kick
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
@@ramsy4205 it's not a spinning side kick
@@ZTGOfficialYT no its a spinning back kick
@@ramsy4205 he does a lot of kicks but the one he's referring to is a turning side kick
I'm a Cuban black belt. I lost my rank on the boat ride over lol
He lost his rank 😞
More like the rank lost him?
He fighting to get it back thou
I thought Cubans swam
🤣
"One of them had a stick, one of them had a meatball sandwich"
Imagine coming at a guy with a meatball sub
@@SliceofBread123 id be terrified.
A delicious ass whoopin
2:20
I want to live in the universe where joey diaz was healthy enough to be in mma and ended upp in the ufc and still spoke like this.
Bruh. Better than Chael and McGregor on the mic, combined.
And healthy enough to still do cocaine like he was doing in most of these clips
I'm sure AI can give you an idea of what that would be like
Talking smack while dominating jon jones 😂
Show mei dah monkey
Joey should be a character in gta
Yeah give him a GTA Radio Show
yes and not only that but bill burr was a character in gta... have no idea why they dont talk about that...
thepro08 what?!!
Gta 6 dog x
I just realized Joey is in Spider-Man 2. He was the guy on the train who says, “You wanna get to him, you gotta go through me”. My mind was blown.
"Do you fear going to your drug dealers for a 20" 😂😂😂
joey h. 😂😂😂😂
Fear no more
Yes
The funniest shit I ever heard 😂
@@DrewSantana I'm a master in judo, jiu jitsu, karate, kung fu, taekwondo, fuckin-- KA KA
He's not fat
He just has Jackie Chan in his belly for backup
LOL
Frankie Lopez Zamudio true dat
Thank you
Now I just picture poor Jackie suffocating, begging for air.
Joey "I studied muy thai, not really in thailand over there at the thai restaurant" Diaz
Buckets are now illegal in 48 states because of Joey Karate
Henry A people have to mix paint in the toilet now.
That's probably how Bin Laden hid from the US for so long.
2:52.
Da bucket is truly a powerful weapon.
Lololol
Am sure Texas is not one
I can’t handle the bongos constantly playing in every clip😂😂😂
“When the cops come, you put the bucket over ya head.”
I’m done 😆
One of.. If not the best part LOLOL
True stealth
Hahahhaha! Fucking joey man.. i hate that hea getting older now..
Sneak 100
noboday can find ya
He actually moves pretty fluid for a guy his size, haha
that video is sped-up 3times
He moves...
Tremendous!!!
Parker Brothers Plumbing repairs he said fluid not fast genius
Like genuinely
Parker Brothers Plumbing repairs IM DYING
Even though his belly is his deadliest weapon, he never uses it because he has mercy with his enemies. Joey Diaz is truly a humble noble warrior
Yeah it's called Kung Fu Panda style, very deadly. He only uses it as a last resort.
It's only for defense. Disciprine.
I believe it shoots fire balls…….Legend has it anyway.
@@blackmetal4546 Panda style is immensely strong and immune to almost any weapon. When it's properly used it's almost invincible.
karate masters treat their body like a temple. This guy is a 14 room mansion.
lolllllll
Rrocket White Wouldn't that make him a Fat Belt?
Jason Whitfield that's not politically correct.
Rrocket White okay, I'll bite. What is the proper phrase?
Art Mcgregor the proper phrase is, "Space Ranger" (Whoops! I made a mistake. I was having a too- many- children -watching -Disney flashback)
The actual, proper phrase is, "Skinny belt Impaired."
They knocked me down a rank on the boat over. Haha.
He can storm Area 51 by himself
@Soon Forgot he smokes too much that why he runs out of breath easily
He IS area 51
This whole thread is retarded
😂😂😂
Wait a sec, I thought Tony Soprano wacked this guy on a boat!?
It's his twin brother from Cuba.. Forget it a bout it!!!!
This is Pussy’s twin, Coco.
Nah joey karate did a fuckin jiu jitsu technique the fake death and fuckin swimmed too the shore
That's what they wanted you to think. You can't kill Joey Karate bitch
You can't drown a Cuban. SCIENCE!
“I AM A BLACK BELT!” ... continues to put on green belt
He got knocked back on the boat
He lost it at sea on the banana boat over.
Element of surprise bruh lol also he stated that he lost his rank on the boat ride over, so he is a green belt now 😂
I'm Cuban black belt
Jason Grevy That moment when you don’t listen to what is said in the video 🤦♂️
Just watching this video makes me breath heavier.
“You got one arm, I have 2 legs”
"When the cops show up, you put the bucket over your head. Nobody will find you." Hilarious. Joey is a living legend
"one of 'em had a stick, one of 'em had a meatball sandwich" hahaha i legit laughed for like 5 minutes.
Ramna Viaz his delivery is so on point holy shittt ahahah
Funniest line in this reel hands down
I was fighting 3 ginnys, one of them had a stick. One of them had a meatball sandwich LMAO
*guineas
I got attacked in Jersey by a caloné
😂😂😂
Uncle Joey is really the funniest man alive!! We gotta protect this dude at all cost. 🤘🏾
7:12
He called Forrest Griffin Forrest Whitaker lmao
Craig Farnam if Joey says it’s Forrest Whitaker it’s Forrest Whitaker
@@notkingali1798 lol truth...
joey in the bruce lee outfit is the best thing ever lmao
Mitchell Asido no dude the kill bill killed me
Dennis Leavitt what's weird is i said it like it was right lol.
I saw that and immediately said, "oh hell no!!!"
This is the greatest find of the day....
Agreed.
Fuckin golden omg his fucking gut
Frfr lmao
Joey's a fucking national treasure....tremendous
I am a long time student of Joey Karate, it almost got me murdered using Joey's techniques, but I wouldn't train anywhere else, Joey's Karate classes also teaches the art of stealth eating.
😂😂😂
This is the best thing to ever come in my recommended
Ayy fucko
Joey vs dillman, anyone?
Jack McGreer ayy fucko
Tom Jerry ayy fucko
I think joey diaz is the funniest guy ever
Joe,s done it now i had to pause it been rolling around in tears and belly aches i almost had a heart attack funny geazer one of the the best and down to earth guys happy for him now his doing more films good luck to him .
Mr.Mask Maker i
Mr.Mask Maker u make masks? Anon masks?
+Ali Jordan he's typcast as a mobster, thats probably why he's not in more movie's.
Jake Darrin you expected any different?
Absolutely hilarious. One of the funniest skits I’ve ever seen. Laughed so hard I actually had tears running down my face. Thank you Joey Diaz.
The kill bill outfit was tooooo much I'm fkn dying 💀
Yo it's actually the Bruce Lee outfit from his film 'Game of death'!
Tarantino used it in 'Kill Bill' as a tribute to Bruce Lee!
@@jasondreamboat9552 Nice
this is what the internet was made for.
I'm glad you survived the cocaine days CoCo
hillbillyluchadore aka JP I'm glad I did to lol
Finally someone knows him as Joey CoCo like I do
Believe it or not he actually is legit in BJJ, karate, and kung fu
Ya well he will still die of heart failure from being so fuckin fat..no reason for a man to look like that.
I'm glad too. Now an example briging laughter to the world instead of pain. Coco turned his shit arround the best way possible.
i truly enjoyed this video it was very informative and has inspired me to pursue self devence and fitness
you have no idea how much i love this video.
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For anybody watching this that doesn't know who Joey Diaz is I can just picture them going WTF
Derek Gallagher Uncle Joey is the shit. *L*
Dforce 10 hahahahahaha this is so accurate lolol these gentiles don’t know uncle joey
I knew who joey Diaz was and I was still like what the fuck hahahaha
While also laughing their asses off
I know who Joey Diaz is and I'm still saying, "wtf" lol
So happy hearing Biggie in that intro! 😁🤟🏽
Master of all the arts and gets he's breathless from the intro. God I love joey diaz
Should Joey bring his character back again?
ffnovice7 yes
Joey Karate is done. Next one will be his cousin Joey Jitsu.
bereserika fuck off
Im wearing tights that I borrowed from your mum. Did he just say "make fuck"?
lefu he's said this was during a real bad time with him and coke. I doubt he would want to do anything to remind him of when he was using.
3 fuckin guys attacked me one o them had a stick one o them had a fucking meatball sandwich
he said 3 Guinea's attacked me
Mr.Mask Maker hahaha that shit qas hilarious
Lol “does cro cop need a suntan” God bless Joey Diaz
i want more more and more, i wake up every morning and watch you crack these boys into shape. thank you for uploading mnand making me smikle :). i give you money?
“He went through Forest Whitaker, whatever Forest Griffin” killed me 😂
BigBossMan257 i thought nobody caught that 😂😂
Its crazy seeing this era of Joey Coco, and seeing Joey now. He looks so good these days, losing weight like a fucking DOCTAH.
Cocaine diet !
Science!!
Was I supposed to read that last bit in a bill burr voice? Because my brain automatically did and it worked so well😂
That kick combo at 1:17 had me rolling
I needed that! Thank you!
Thanks to Joey Karate's 8 week program, I'm no longer scared going to my drug dealer for a 20 sack.
Dimitri 20 what the fuck are you on about mate
GiraffeJesus did you watch the video fucko?😂
@@Luppino2121 i was replying to someone else that was cussing this guy out because "Hes trying to be cool because he does drugs"
GiraffeJesus ohh okay
@@Luppino2121 hahahahah!!!
My dude loses his breath while talking lol love him
Who needs a six pack in martial arts when you can beat them with a Keg‼️😂,,,,,,Joey Diaz is🔥🔥🔥
Legend
No gi! Okinawa fathers, the sushi chef respect...SCIENCE! 😂😂😂
Roman Villalobos I about keeled over dead holy christ
Hahah it’s so good, I need more Joey Karate in my life.
Hands down the funniest part!!!
The eye gouge at 1:22 is priceless.
Thank you Joey Diaz!
I'm still crying
Oooh look at that, 69th like
Absolutely incredible
His power is amazing.
damn I need to get a bucket
Yeah when the cops come. Not gonna be able to find you
J.R Charles lmao
J.R Charles you got bucket on your head already😂
"Throw a kick but not hard" 😂
i'm not 100% sure that tactic would actually work...for long
hard to say. should help against the meatball sandwich though.
I lost my rank on the boat over funny as fuck.
i love how his kicks only go 3 inches off the ground 🥋 🤪
😂😂😂😂😂
But those kicks would snap your leg in half if they made contact. Don't fuck with Joey Karate.
Arab Drifter 100%
Love you Joey from Desert Hills Arizona
"one of em had a stick, one of em had a meatball sandwich"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Taking acid and taking names" lmao
He's on cocaine
i have to throw this on every few months for a great laugh! Love uncle Joey
Oh my!!! That's one agile ball of crisco.
Surprisingly limber for a big fella
Tony Gunk limber like lumber
Big dude but he can move pretty good with those kicks
@been m8 yeah he's got techniques you can tell he's trained even though he's being funny in the video
I swear
Julian Lewis he learned street judo from the black dudes in the ghetto lmao
Yo, for his size... those lil mac kicks are athletic as fuuuuuuck
Svitlo37 he does train. he is a biiiiiiig boy but he does have some legit skills.
A big guy like him would knock you out with a single right hand. More mass equals more kinetic energy
@Jacob Maldonado pretty sure he is these days
I honestly think this could be up for the argument if greatest internet vid ever,seriously.Salute Uncle Joey.
" I would of called a time out, go back stage and grab my gun. Then I would of came back and shot herb, yamasaki, Dana and rogan." Omfg uncle Joey is the funniest man alive 🤣.
There should be a movie based on this character.
Andrei Jecan it's called BEVERLY HILLS NINJA
Andrei Jecan not a Chris Farley fan?!?
I Love Cantelopes lol that's exactly where I went 😂
There was a detective series about him in the 90s
I'd be GLORIOUS
Joey diaz should do a show where his character is joey karate and he goes to the top MMA gyms in the U.S trolling
Christian Nuno a lot of mma fighters know of joey because of joe rogan
And Kenny hotz is his trainer
Too famous
Who needs cobra kai when you have Joey karate
"Look at 'em now."
"You motherfuckas forget..."
That coke had him wired😂😂😂
EH FUCKO
SCIENCE
Hahah cracked me up i am dutch and my birthname is Fokko
Yo Fucko
the bongo rolls add so much to the bit lol
The precision, the discipline. This guy is dangerous.😂
".......put the bucket over your head and they won't find you."
2:33 "Throw a roundhouse"
*Guy punches*
Been trying to find more footage of Joey Karate and I finally found them lmao Uncle Joey looking deadly with them kicks
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
"The Bucket" 😂😂😂😂
He could move for a fat guy
UFC 211, Punk vs. Joey Diaz at a 300 lbs. catchweight. Let's get some real money fights goin.
THATS THE SEED!
JLF2012 x ahahahaha
He actually did karate as a kid and does jiu jitsu now.
I swear i seen one kick get above knee hight
This video always makes my day
I would love Joey to do little skits like this again.
Im always afraid of going for a 20, thanks Joey Karate for teaching me how to get shot even faster :)
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This is like the commercials they show on the TV in GTA
If joeys not a side character in GTA IV I’ll be mad
Joey Karate my new hero!
where has joey diaz been all my life
At least you found him a year before me.
M Prime 😂
Doing a lot of blow
Joey needs a movie deal. would be the best shit ever.
This footage should be preserved for the future generations
0:07 Now that's some high skilled breathing technique right there.Go get em Uncle Joey!
The Game of Death suit still fits........that line killed me.......Uncle Joey the gift that keeps giving.
Lmfaoo! Thank you for this!!!
+Luke Moore thank Joey, hopefully he makes more episodes!
GB MediaMMA Well thanks anyways for taking the time to put this together
+GB MediaMMA lol both tru
“That’s one arm…….I GOT TWO LEGS” 😂😂
this makes me so happy!
The coke days. Damn he looks better now. Lol, that Bruce Lee jump suit. Hahahah.
Ties belt, heart rate skyrockets.
“That’s one arm. I got two legs” 😂