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People Are Sharing Stories About Their Weird Roommates In Response To Jimmy Fallonâs Challenge
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A very shy guy in our dorm asked me how he could become âone of the guys.â I told him, âBuy some pizza and beer, put on some loud music, and just open the door to your room. Pretty soon, people will just show up and party.â Turns out he brought out beers on a real silver tray, pre-poured in glasses with ice cubes in them. He didnât know that nobody else does that. But after a good laugh, he became one of the guys anyway.
Can't fault him for trying. :)
@@Cookiofshadows2 He tried and succeeded, so no, I donât fault him a bit!
I was talking to a guy down the hall in my dorm. He asked if I wanted a coke-in the South where we were all sodas are "cokes". He handed me one from the mini fridge and I opened it to drink, he took it back, got a glass from his closet and poured the coke in. Handed it back saying it was declassee' to drink from the can or bottle.
@@baggins4354 well, there you go. Thatâs probably where that expression comes from: âDifferent Cokes for different folksâ!
I love this. I'm also happy he asked... sometimes people just WISH it would happen.
My older brother had a roommate who brought a girl to the dorm room while he was studying for an exam. They asked if it was ok if they watched TV. My brother said yes and went back to studying. Built in desks on opposite wall from the beds. He turned around later to find them boinking like bunnies, so he grabbed his stuff and went to the common room to study. Roommate told him later that he didn't have to leave, they didn't care if he was in the room.
First two minutes of meeting one roommate in a quad and she said âI wonât be friend with any of you because youâre not my raceâ. One of the other roommates stole everything that wasnât locked up including the shoes I walked in with, turned around to leave and they were gone (her mom was a cop). The last roommate and I had a lot to complain about.
For the past few years I've rented rooms so I wouldn't be alone if I had an epileptic seizure, which happened often. I got some seriously awful ones. Probably because my only requirement was I could smoke and I could keep my cat. One roommate was in his 30s, with me in my 40s, and he'd have wild parties every weekend. I would get woken up, go down to smoke, and have people say he told them I was his mom and I said it was okay for them to party....
I would of loved to have rocky the racoon in my life what a priveidge
*would've, the contraction of would have. Would of makes no sense whatsoever. *privilege
@@markfox1545 Please, we understood anyways, no need to feel superior đ
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Yet, you fail to use quotation marks.
@@longdong7667 Quotation marks not necessary.
@@aellyn2764 *anyway
Some of the Jurassic Park dinosaurs were "real" in a sense, since they used real animatronics in addition to CGI.
I have a housemate right now who is a collector/hoarder of things. She has jars of ordinary driveway rocks she claims she's going to make jewelry out of, bags and bags of feathers from my various poultry (naturally molted off and not just pulled out), pine cones stashed everywhere including her coat pockets, and all sorts of bits and bobs. My house is starting to resemble a scene from "Hoarders". We've had The Talk more than once but the stuff keeps coming in. I surreptitiously throw it out nowadays. She never notices.
"Dr. Nugget, please report to the OR immediately. Dr. Nugget to the OR."đđ€Șđ
I had a roommate in college that would dispose of his used toilet paper in a paper bag in the bathroom, as opposed to putting it in the toilet bowl and flush it down. When I asked him why, he said that he did not want to "clog" the sewer system with the paper...
This is (or at least was) a very common practice in many places around the world with very old or very poorly maintained plumbing/sewers. I remember being in Greece in the 1990s and we couldn't dispose of our TP 1/2 the time, and we were staying in fairly nice hotels.
Where i live the sewer system will actually collapse if you flush toilet paper...
You say that like he was a weirdo for thinking that, but pipes can actually get clogged if you do that. Where Iâm from most people just throw it away in a bag, unless youâd want to torture the janitors by making them have to clean up an overflowing toilet after getting clogged by toilet paper.
there are places where it's normal to not have a bin in the washroom? i mean, your roommate's line of thinking seems logical and quite reasonable.
Yeah, I had one of those too. He actually was monitoring how much toilet paper I was using and complained that the septic system would get clogged. Holy shit it would take 10,000 rolls of toilet paper to do that and what kind of freak is paying attention to how much toilet paper another human being is using?
I never saw my college roommate actually sleep in bed. She always dozed off on the couch in the living room because she stayed up so late studying. I still don't know if she didn't feel comfortable sleeping in the same room as a stranger or if she just didn't like the bed. It was both her and my first semester, so it was an adjustment period for both of us.
Why is it that many of the roommates pee in something or the other ⊠why canât they pee normally ⊠WEIRD đ€·ââïžđ€·ââïžđ€·ââïž
Fun fact: only most snakes that actually eat mice are usually fed mice. Snakes that do not eat mice are usually not fed mice.
Some of these roommates discovered drugs in college and it shows đ€š
I had one roommate who didn't clean up after himself, refused to cook or do his own dishes and has a stench coming out of his room that's enough to gag a maggot. And when I bring it up and suggest maybe cleaning - he gets upset and ignores the request. Even trying to be supportive and letting him know how he's living is gross and germ infested - dude just ignored all that. Oh and my favorite - he had this hand towel he sneezes into, then uses to wipe his hands and mouth while he eats. The towel doesn't get washed much and again despite trying to explain germs - nothing. If you are going to have a roommate and can negotiate going into it - be sure both or all parties do their part to keep the place clean and comfortable together. And no this is not a teenage thing, the dude is in his 40s and still living this way. No matter what I said to him, it's like germs don't exist in his mind and cleanliness is somehow a negative in his mind. I'll never understand that logic.
the guy is a looser anyway - don't bother with him
My ex husband had a roommate who slept on a bare mattress under a towel. She had sheets, she just couldnât get her act together to put them on the bed.
7:30 Why do you need to use email or social media to communicate if you're inside the same house? Just talk to each other.
They were saying she refused to communicate with them in anyway other than email
Ummm, yeah, that's the part that made it "weird"...
I think everyone should have a roommate at least once in a lifetime - so many things happen, so much you can learn...
We had one who threw his laptop from the 4th floor without looking it there were someone underneath!
Our dormitory is not only far from home, but also in the German part from Switzerland. I and a another came from the Italian part of Switzerland. The first week he had a lot of Kinder-Chocolate: He walked in the female dormitory asking: "Wer will Kinder von mir haben?" without realising that that mean: "Who wants to have children from me"... being in a dormitory AND don't understand the language: Everything can happen
Weird. I lived in Dortmund Germany in a Dormitory. And they were all mixed boys & girls. Also allmost all 4 Bedroom flats in these dormitories were mixed 2 girls+2 boys. Only single , two and three bedroom flats in the dormitories at campus were either all male or all female.
Also the "Wohnungsamt"(housing office) of the uni was a kinda classist or racist or operating on a opaque agenda that looks racist from the outside... Basically the student dorms that were cheap were 180 DM per month internet(direct ethernet line to the backbone of the uni when other people had only 56k modems), heating, water and power included. These dorms were all for foreigners or for people who had a foreign sounding name (like me) and all students in that dorm lived on "BAföG"(state money for students). The slightly more expensive and newer dormitories were occupied by mostly students with German sounding names and/or students whose parents were so loaded that they did not get "BAföG". I was not aware of this, but my 2 years younger sister was she had to decline several offers from the Wohungsamt to get into the more "upperclass" dormitory which were like 30 DM more expensive (values kinda like 3 times eating at McDondalds) but were more roomey and bigger and had better kitchens &c.
My dormitory was way cooler though. All floors had multiple rows of network cables mounted in arms reach hight. So it had it's own LAN. We had Counterstrike servers, movie servers, music servers, game servers of all kinds, software servers with cracked and desinfected software...
It was pretty cool.
0:28 - Potentially dangerous, but also adorable!
3:28 - Why do I get the feeling your roommate was REALLY glad to see the last of that guy?
8:13 - I hope the squirrel wasn't still attached!
9:27 - I think that's grounds for justifiable homicide in some states.
I think I was usually the weird roommate in my roommate situations. But not THIS weird!
I never had any issues with my roommate, so I must have been the weird one.
The scab one made me barfy.
these people with the 'they would fill up cups of pee and leave them in our room for days' - uh...nope. That would be getting dealt with real fuckin quick.
ThANK God i never had to have a roommate!
That last one really got me because I know what a growler is. Damn.
Also, some of these sound like the same person.
Had a room mate that would eat ice blocks/popsicles with the wrapper still on. Ate the paper, the icy treat, only thing he didnt eat was the stick
My weird roommate kept going out with different girls ALL THE TIME! Oh, wait. That was my husband. I divorced him.
good on you, I been there! x
I had a weird roommate in college that ironed everything...socks, underwear and sheets. Unnecessary work I'd say especially when we had so much class work to do.
In the UK we donât share rooms, but we share flats and houses. So we need to do a similar #ïžâŁ but with MyWeirdHousemate
Hmm, Jimmy Fallon's tweet and most of the replies are dated in September 2021. But at about 7:08, they start being dated in April 2018.
It's almost like he did this twice and this video maker compiled them from the entire collection. đ€
These are so funny!
Heard my roommate rummaging around in the kitchen in the middle of the night. I flipped on the light, he was naked. OK ... What are you lookin for? "I'm looking for my penis." Several awkward sentences later, I figured out he was looking for the "peanuts." I opened the cabinet and handed him his peanuts. I also learned do not let a naked man walk up the stairs ahead of you unless that's the view you're looking for. đ
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When I was in Mexico, my Spanish was pretty good but there were still words I didn't know. I kept hearing people use the word "apenas." So I turned to my bilingual friend and said "What's apenas?" He looked at me incredulously and asked "You don't know what a penis is?" :)
@@lydialutz oh no!!!!! đ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Ł
A friend of mine from high-school and I became room-mates because she needed one after her first one who seemed really nice, the first morning after moving in was pissed off about my friend running water the wash her face and tried to drown her in the sink.
Some of these are weird and some are just nightmares
Regarding 10:26, I think the poster is the weird room-mate. There are few things more annoying than finding multiple open containers of the same thing.
If they're the same, yes, potentially maddening. Someone mixing different flavors of your drink (or whatever), also highly improper :(
To be fair, I had to Google the last one, just to make sure I guessed right on the Brit slang. Unfortunately, I did. Ewww!!!!
Same!!! đđ€Łđ. I was too embarrassed to ask on here!!! I saw it in the Urban Dictionary đ€ąđ€ąđ€ą
My uni roommate was odd too. We were different ethnicityâs and a good ten years different in age ( being a non traditional student it didnât really bother me) yes it was weird but we were both freshmen ! Most nights she would crash in a friends room rather than be in the same room. I didnât snore, talk in my sleep or sleepwalk, all I can guess is it was because I was in bed by 10:30pm and up by 6am for 8am labs despite working from 6-10 pm every other night. She liked to stay up all night. Three years later I graduated with high honors and scholarships, she didnât even make it to sophomore year.
At 2:42 can anyone read the rest of the do not disturb sign and let me know what it said please?
I think it said âHumans Mating.â
@@Unknown17
Thanks.
OK: thank you Jesus that I didn't have to out up with some of them. Especially the pee'ers in bottles and cups.
W.T.F???!đ€ąđ€źđ€Ż
1:38 That sounds like a murder attempt.
5:35 That's a totaly reasonable way to heat canned food. Just not to grab it afterwards.
9:39 Unnescessary autocanibalism.
I had a roomate (not sure how weird this is), that would set his alarm clock to 7:00 most days, even if he had school later. But instead of actually getting up when it rang, he would just turn it off.
Luckily, 7:00 is about the time I get up during winter time.
Dropping canned food in boiling water is a common thing in the military and I would suppose they often had to fish it out with their hands. Just have to be fast about it.
At least the guy at 1:09 isn't as bad as the people 4:17 or 7:54, he did it in his own stuff!
Did anyone catch what the note said? The one that kept someone out of the room after showering.
It was hard to read, but I think it said 'hamsters mating'.
It said: âdo not disturb. Humans matingâ
@@catherinemanning201 Just walk in.
Some of these are not weird at all and the fact that the writer thought it was weird makes me think that THEY are the weird ones.
The scary thing most of all about these stories?âŠ.is that they are all out there in the general populace, mingling with us normals pretending to be normal đ€Șđ€Ș
...and voting.
...and preparing food...and taxes...for the unwary.
...and teaching.
I had a roommate who collected his nail trimmings and hair which he paid a local Sangria witch doctor to dispose of so no one could Voodoo him...
2:00 IT'S NUGGET FROM KINDERGARTEN!!!!!!
2:45 what do the 2 last words say?
Humans Mating
@@jamiesmiles8312 thank you lol I couldnât figure it out either
7:28 your roommate (do Americans say roommate instead of housemate or do loads of you of different sexes all really share one room?) blocked you all on social media so you had to communicate by email? Have you never heard of just speaking to someone?! Wow, just...wow.
They had to do email because she wouldnt listen either
Most of these stories are about people sharing college dormitories which are a single room with 2 beds on university campus. Colleges/universities match up students of the same sex as roommates in dormitories. People sharing multi room apartments do refer to each other as roommates as well even I they donât share a bedroom. In the US people for the most part still share apartments with people o the same sex but not always. The term âroommateâ just stuck from university and it is used for everyone even if they are not a student
I think as an American, if I say "housemate" that means we share a house. Roommate means we share a dorm room or apartment...
"Roommate" is often used interchangeably (similar to not saying "o'watch" instead of "o'clock") but, yes, people may share a bedroom if they're affording a small apartment or house, regardless of gender. There are poor people, whole (extended) families, living in apartments or in cheap hotel rooms. I'm in NY, USA. Where are you from if I may ask? :)
Bloody weirdos!
7:12 Was she a cat?
4:06 Here's your sign!
This is a sign that were need to have asylums again.
What does the door notice at 2.49 say? I can't make it out.
9:42 what the actual f-
What is the Growler she would put her fingers in? What did that mean?
Her nether regions.
@@martycontestabile9607 LOL! I was afraid that's what that meant! Ugggghhhhh.
I'm must be a holy sheet
The one downvote...
Aren't all pine cones dead?
Once they're off the tree, pretty much lol. I think it was added to drive the point home :)
Re: the guy who peed in his t-shirt drawerâŠ
One of my room-mates used to drink A LOT⊠and followed with unpredictable behaviour. One morning, my other room-mate and I were sitting in the living room having our coffee when up comes the room-mate from his basement lair, in his jammies, walks to the back door and starts to pee on the rug in front of the door. He turned away and walked back downstairs⊠still sound asleep. It certainly explained why one morning when I went to the open the back door and stepped on the mat, found that it was completely saturated with what I assumed was rainwaterâŠ
Why the back door mat which was light green faux fur? Baffling.
Both he and his brother drank A LOT. Then they would discuss politics and suddenly erupt into a drunken brawl. One minute quiet, if completely blotto drunken discussion, and the next they would be on the floor beating the crap out of each other. My other room-mate came home from shopping once ad found a head-shaped hole in the living-room wall. We asked Non-pee-on-the-rug brother what happened. Again, they were drunk, argued over some finer point of their political views and the inevitable fist-fight erupted and Pee-on-the-rug brother put Non-pee-on-the-rug brotherâs head through the wall⊠as one does.
The thing was that they were usually making the same point but were so drunk that they didnât know that they were making the same point.
Oh⊠Came down one morning to find Pee-on-the-rug brother curled up, fast asleep on the mat he would pee on.
and people wondered why I never got a roommate before getting married. Then I made sure my future wife didnât have any weird habits.
did that last post mean what I think it meant?
I'm afraid so.
2:45... What does it say? Not readable. đ
Do Not Disturb. Humans Mating.
Wat is Growler??
If it is Nose its awfull but if it means Ass i got no words.
Some of these roommates are nast the ones that will pee in cups or bottlesđ€ąđ€ąđ€źđ€ź
My college roommate wore all of my clothes when I went home for the weekend. She's a doctor now.
She was a replacement to the first roommate who refused to use deodorant or shave but left because we had roaches. Back then I blamed the roaches on her stinkiness.
My bff's former roommates were b*tches to me
I think I know what a "growler" is but I hope I don't.
Anyone know what a growler is? I searched it but none of the answers made any sense.
Female public hair
Itâs a Small keg of beer
@@georgedpost Now I know! Thanks.
@@rogerandcherylreid5696 I knew that reference but it didn't seem right. Read the other response to my comment for the correct answer.
Itâs an Australian term for p*ssy.
Her growler?!?
Vulva / vagina
Iâm Catholic and my freshman year of college I was paired with an atheist. She used to grow out her armpit hair and dye it pink.
This is just one more reason why we all need God in our lives.
I am sorry, but what does this thing have to do with Religion? It's just hair...
@@alexiamountain Haven't you ever heard of the Pits of Hell? LOL
yeah people can be weird no matter their religion, pink arm pit hair is odd but as a non catholic the first time I got woken up in the middle of the night and told we had to go to church for midnight mass was pretty odd for me too! lol I don't know why they didn't tell me beforehand tbh
@@Unknown17 No, what's that? And it's just hair, let people do what they want to their bodies, like do you think God cares about hair?
Growler??
The guy who heats up his canned food at in boiling water (5:30) is actually smart. Thatâs the way people used to do it before microwaves. My grandma still does it that way.
Sorry. Really NOT funny. Different humour I guess. Good luck.
I don't believe most of these. This is what you get when a celebrity offers you 15 seconds of fame.
you've never had a roommate...
@@judythompson8227 Oh, I have, but it's been years.
Wtf is a uni and a growler,English ppl. And alot of these creepy roommates would be in jail or ground.
University & a vulva
"Dr. Nugget, please report to the OR immediately. Dr. Nugget to the OR."đđ€Șđ