I Paid Writers on Fiverr to Help Me Break Up With My Girlfriend
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- čas přidán 3. 07. 2020
- Bad news guys, Stacy and I are through.
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"She's my rock but like I'm not just a guy who like sits on a rock"
Yeah man I get this
yea for real - c.
this is calb btw
Bruh I read this comment just as he said it in the video. Felt so weird lol
@@CupOfThea97 this happens to me all the time it's so weird, i read peoples comments coincidentally as the video mentions that part
I thought about this for a while and decided what I need isn’t a rock to keep me grounded but a piece of debris to float along with me, like the titanic door. Or better yet a boat or a raft of some kind
@@NoaWatchVideo Nah, you had it right the first time. A titanic door is just right for you.
I lost my shit when Danny entered the chat and was about 6 years old.
Bruh he’s like “im excited to talk to my friend and see what he has to say cause he’s usually pretty clever.” And then dude ended up being 6 😂
Hold on. I just realized that the girl on the phone is Danny as well
@@glerapyglapman4411 It looked like a girl tho??
@@alexandrapdlh9559 I must not have been paying attention to that lol
Danny is a wise bro
the best part of this is that all of his best moments with his ex are in fast food restaurants.
Um, red lobster is fine dining
five guys is awesome one time I ate like seven five guys burgers cause danny said I couldn’t and I barfed so hard it was so funny but also kind of sucked hard lol - c
seventy five guy burgers are you for real? thats weak sauce no wonder stacy wos lookin for a way out. i could eat eighty though and not even puke you gotta not drink anything for 3 days before thats the secret
red lobster
@@jimmux_v0 please stop talking
“Caleb is like not me” is the most Caleb shit ever Caleb’d
thanks bro thought that up myself - c
True story
@@jasonglaubitz7383 😂😂😂
can also confirm this as a Caleb.
Word to that
Essentially, you did the best you could do in such a bummer situation and shit.
forreal never looked at it that way, thank dude
@@Joel-Haver -c
“I can be a bit anecdotal” killed me man😂
Tbh "That's just how it is, and that's why it's over" is equal parts pimp and poetic. Rahul really did come in clutch
A guy you can count on.
stacy ate up rahyl’s speech, it was no lie clean af and I essentially came out a king 👑 - c.
Yeah but I was a bit disappointed he didn't bring up the fart episode as requested...
Heartbreaking. I dropped my clam watching this.
Thats hilarious, you in a red lobster?
Did everyone laugh?
"You know, you and I have been friends since we were kids."
Are we just going to let that one pass by us?
What's there to pass by us, its just a genuine comment, and i appreciate the hell out of Caleb for being like honest and shit
They're the same age.
@@LeftBootT yeah like he thinks he's not good with words and shit but it turns out he's a total fuckin word guy and shit
He was there when she was born. Lol, just some random kid that witnessed the birth.
. 👋Hold
This is impeccable
Caleb is the best character of the 21st century and I will hear no arguments on this
thanks ya u 2 - c.
edit: what is impeckable?
@@Joel-Haver KING
@@SarahZ it's essentially impeccable
It is.. impeccable.. and shit.
I saw when she dropped that clam, hilarious dude. The whole Red Lobster laughed
The whole lobster??
@@peterbull3955 it's a restaurant and shit You know bro like a place where people eat
I was the waitress at their table at that time, I didn’t even get to their table before I rolled on the floor laughing and dropping their dessert on the floor
@@AyessaVCruz shit, was it chocolate dessert?
@@PurieI it was a banana split sundae, let’s just thank god it wasn’t the banana peel that I dropped there
All joking aside, this is an exceptionally well made short film. Your performance as Caleb feels totally real and alive. Instead of going for a cheap, exaggerated "dude-bro," you played him as someone that appears very surface-level, but actually has incredible depth.
His relationship with Danny, while definitely comedic, also reveals a level of tenderness (that he's so invested in their friendship, even if Danny's still a kid and they spend their time playing CoD; Caleb is portrayed as valuing Danny's advice, and taking a real interest in what he has to say when he talks about playing Zombies).
The climax of the video just brings everything together. The subtle shift from reading the letters in a monotone drone to the welling up of his emotion as he remembers just how much he cares about Stacy is touching, and realizing that Stacy had called him to break up herself is heartbreaking.
Caleb may not be the smartest guy around--let's be real, he can be kinda stupid, like when he still tried to read the breakup letter to Stacy even after he'd started to realize how much he cares about her--but deep down, he's got a good heart.
If I'm being totally honest, the world could do with more Calebs.
yo dude this is Caleb, thanks dude, ya there should be more of me lol
Danny is my best friend, dude is a champ on multiple levels and you won't find a better zombies player, dude goes nuts on the pack-a-punch
Stacy calling through me threw a loop for sure but I still maintained my man card, haha, something my old man used to say but forreal I still a man
thanks a lot for the comment and I love you man, let's play zombie sometime
@@Joel-Haver Yo props fir not letting the oddience see you cry man. You kept your composer and that says a lot about your will power
I’m not much of a anecdotal but, one time when we were kids my cousin Xander sacked me in the nuts while my uncle Jim was watching and I really like my uncle Jim cuz he always took me to the strip club which was awesome
😂😂😂
And I didn’t cry in front of him and, dang man I was egstadic! (Not great with words too but I know stuff like that
Anyways screw Stacy man “she’s a fish just out of all in the ocean”!
Stay dope and shiiiiiz.
L.
@@LukaSzent Your comment...*chefs kiss*
Go back to Harvard youre too smart for youtube
Shut up
"If you ask Stacy, sometimes I can be a bit anecdotal."
Got an actual belly laugh from me.
This one cracked me up too, loved it 😂
Just brilliant!
Yeah, when she starts a conversation with "we gotta talk" ,better drop her before she drops you , know what i mean C.dawg ?
ya bro lol that’s what the speech was for wasn’t easy breakin her heart- C.
I enjoyed this as a woman, and as a person
So chill of you 😭
Had us in the first half.
Hmm? Make up your mind.. are you a woman or a people? Can't be both
Sarah Jane your channel is only 14 days older than me it's weird.
@@dank90 this whole channel is weird but that’s why I like it
I’m honestly terrified that it took me 4 minutes before I could tell if this was real or not
Same bro
I can't remember why I subbed this guy so I was genuinely aghast at this generation until I saw this comment(6 min in).
WAIT SO IS IT REAL OR NOT
Even the rotoscoped videos are like that for me, brohemian rhapsody.
I’m at 8:11 and still can’t tell, lol
Wow, I really thought you and Stacy were gonna be forever. I'm here for you and Stacy, if she needs anything.
That said, I had to dislike the vid, I don't watch your vids for all these words. If I wanted to read, I would, you know, do book.
- Steve
thank steve
sorry for all the words lol just had a lot to say I guess
you wanna go to sunoco l8r?
@@Joel-Haver yah, cool if stacy comes too?
lol nice one
lolololol
damn hehehhehe
Stacy IS the clam, and its good you DROPPEd her!!!! in my opinion
Amenman
Drop it like it's clam
Drop it like it's clam
You know when you just write a paragraph on your phone by pressing the suggested words above the keyboard for the shits?
Yeah, that’s Rahul’s speech.
I don't know what to do with it but I don't know how much longer that would work for us to get it done by the time you have snapchat in the house with me and my mom and I will send you a pic of my hair and a half a lot of work for me lol yeah I know I have a lot of work to do that and I will get back to you soon as I get home from work and then we can go back to sleep for a while and it was fun to watch the game with you guys lol wow that's a lot of work done and it was good but not sure if it was the best
@@JackOLanternBob that says a lot about you
Look forward to hearing from you soon as possible and I will be the best way to get a chance to look at the end of the wild are not filtered into your audio collages be able to make sure you are interested and I'll get back with you and your team and I will make sure to get better at piano and skip to content wise to the powers
The best way to get a hold of the guy who was the first time I have ever seen a bit of a drive for me to get a new one and I will be there are you still looking for a job in your company and I have to go to the store and get some rest and feel better soon and that is why I am asking for a friend to talk to
It is not the same shit that you are saying to the left of your mind into a computers that is reprehensible to the point you've played on your life in this way before and it's been drinking and such for me and the whole coverage and the whole time consuming stuff like this bgm was the best I'm going for the day after that particular period was to get world perspective
POV: This is actually how Joel is and he just recorded a real vlog. And his name was never really joel.
I think this is more of a Plot twist:
"not necessarily true or reliable. i think that defines me very well" lmaooo
The deadpan, "We've been friends since we were kids" destroyed me! Thanks for all the laughs.
This is so realistic.... but as Ethan said so much more. Dude you are so incredible. As a writer/director... and even an actor. You deserve so much. You’re starting to blow up now- and I can only hope you explode more than expected.
Why do you want him to blow up? That's kinda mean
@@zigzag12328 I know right blowing someone up is rude
@@zigzag12328 I burst laughing at this comment. Thank you.
well here we are, you got what you wanted. he blew up.
Yeah what the fuck man, why did you blow him up?
Holy shit that ringtone is the most anxiety-inducing thing. Perfect.
"not too bad with words after all" is bound to become a meme one day
CLIP IT
"She - like, she's my rock, but like I'm not just a guy who like, sits on a rock." Kyle Mooney could not have delivered this line better. Just keep doing your thing, dude. You got it locked in.
Oh, yeah, and the pooped-pants story sounded totally anecdotal
"I will write anything better you want"
Press "x" to doubt.
*Press y to doubt
There I have made the words better, please be receiving me money for compensating words now.
but he actually did write anything better he want
@@streetlifeofzackandcody I agree, even the "Anything better you want" conveys his ability perfectly, it's just jank
My writing turns to the dark side after too long in a dark room
He was so stressed out about his gf, he actually put an alarm ringtone for her contact
the over use of "essentially" is * chefs kiss *
Right? It's like 'literally'. I don't get what's up with white american people and big words
Don't worry man, you'll find someone better. I hear Stacy's mom's got it going on ;)
Yooooo I was thinking of that song lmao
bro, mad good song dude, hilarious that its the same name crazy coincidunce- c.
Stacy can't you see, you're just not the girl for Caleb
@@alistairpage-mcgill2723 Stacy can you see you're just not the girl for C.
I really want to like this but it's bang on six hunjo and it looks so... tidy.
Have this virtual like instead. 👍
damn him suppressing crying makes me feel bad. I used to do that. fucked me up
Used to? How did you stop?
@@JosiahMcCarthy easy, just cry
@@patario5977 it's hard to do
@@JosiahMcCarthy yea well, im a professional.
It cuts deep man
10:07 “you are astonishing and your smile is contagious but now you become very annoying to me.” LMAO, I will use this next time I break up with someone.
I'm not even gonna wait. I'm gonna go to my neighbor's house brb
“I am just terminating the relationship for good, one day it has to end, then why not today.”
I've never seen you nail a character so well
I didn’t know to to reply to this so I asked Fiverr to write a response for me. I hope this helps Caleb through these wack times, yo:
“Thank you for your enquiry. My profile details my prices, which ranges from $5 for a simple piece up to $500 for a novella. Please review this and contact me when you have decided which pricing best suits your needs.”
Beautiful speech how much did you pay for that bad boy
“I want the $21 back because that’s a lot of money to me.” Wow that was relatable.
Watching this guy's character diversity and topic diversity is impressive. Even the sketches I'm not particularly interested in still impress me
I wasnt impressed at all to be quite honest ,the delivery was mostly subpar on level with what we'd usually expect and the reactions were almost nonexistent.
the stumbling over text is such a perfect detail. it also drives me mad.
This dude doesn't look like someone who wouldn't bear that weed.
Caleb- wants to break up with her
Also caleb- we can make this work right?
"I'm essentially, like, pissed that my parents named me Caleb. It's just, like, not me."
Dude I totally feel you
"I'm gonna break up with her"
*convo doesn't go the way he wanted
"we can make this work right?"
I think my favorite thing about Joel is how he keeps the joke going through the comments. I don't normally comment on videos, but I will just on the off-chance of continuing the Haver lore.
That ambeedextrious part made me laugh too hard
that second one honestly sounded good
Took me a while to realize this was fake which made it really funny. But it's kind of emotional as well.
Super considerate that you actually paid to have this written. You wanted it to be special and genuine. It doesn’t matter if it wasn’t straight from you, it’s the thought that counts. This channel is great dude.
^You know it's a skit right?
@@ttv_mrjack6749 r/whooosh
its a character, he makes skits, and he's got feature films up on his youtube too, good too
The entire video he is in charechter....
@@cockycookie1 How do you know TTV's comment wasn't sarcastic? That's the dumb thing about these endless ladders of sarcasm
This put such a smile on my face, going through such a trash moment in my life but you put a smile on it with every video. You rock man :)
yo sorry to hear bout the trash moment, keep ur head up and shit, bright things ahead like they just announced a new cod and they gonna have zombies I think lookin forward to playin that - c.
My heart aches for this boy. I bet C. Comes from a broken family, his dad left the family, and the mother is this unavailable narcissist who the only times she has an interaction with her son, it's to take out all the anger she has inside on him. Most of the time she doesn't even talk to her son. She doesn't notice he's there. She's too concerned with herself, and her abusive boyfriend. Omg C. I love you. I feel your pain.
is it just me or is this actually an incredible performance?
This is peak CZcams
If I didn’t know you, I would totally think this was a legit thing😂😁 keep it up buddy!
When even a kid is a better actor than me, this tells me that you have the secret to believable acting and aren‘t afraid to share it.
Awesome Job
"I actually only work like twice a week at Rite Aid, and that essentially just pays for like.. like my fast food and my uh Xbox live."
*So just the essentials, basically.*
"Well if you ask Stacy she'd say sometimes I... I can be a bit anecdotal."
That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in a CZcams video. Caleb is definitely one of my favorite characters of yours.
Jeez I love when he panicked and just started reading the last thing :D
So well played, I feel kinda bad for Caleb and shit
I wasn't sure how to feel about C. at first, but the way he sincerely thanked Danny and then continued listening to him talk about playing Zombies even after getting wrecked with the diaper story completely won me over.
A wise man once said "like"
That was amazing. Not even slightly surprised. This channel. Goddamn.
Caleb is so sweet, and so shitty, and so sad. He just, doesn't really understand what's going on, but he's really trying. Damn.
This reminds me of the time an associate asked me to proofread a note he wrote to a girl he liked. It read like a 2nd grader wrote it...I felt so bad for him
But you managed to keep your face after reading it?
You told him it was good, though, right? My partner says Specific Ocean and it's not *technically* wrong...
@@Distorteddesignshop I just snorted orange juice out of my nose goddammit.
A 52-year-old friend of mine calls it "virtual signalling". What can you do eh?
This reminds me of how in elementary school, some girl told me about how much the likes her cush and how she wants to write a love letter to him and asked me to proof-read it...it literally was just her asking him to break up with his girlfriend to be with her-
holy fuck dude your acting is amazing holy shit, the staging is insanely perfect improvisation for the character youre playing, good stuff man it’s awesome
"Stacy, can't you see? You're just Not the girl for me." If it helps you may sing it to her.
I wonder if Raahul is actually a decent writer in his first language and assumes it translates, or if he’s just always completely unintelligible.
Honestly I can't tell if this is a skit or not.. either way beautifully done, mad chill and funny
It is. His actual name is Joel. It's in the channel name
He’s so good at portraying real life and immersing you within the work. You are seriously talented Joel.
That proof reading and spelling correction was the most relatable thing I've ever seen.
"Hope I get my 21 bucks back, that's a lot to me" It's really sad that I know many people like this.
That was heartbreaking and shit. Dope, though.
Bro that kid was just as good at being a caleb as he was.
You know that c. is deep down a chill and nice guy just by the fact that he didn't try to pay those writers in "exposure"
Bro good thing you had that speech prepared, totally put stacy in her place. Great job man
This guy makes some of the most original videos
This is the equivalent of Classic era Greek theater; The reality of it all has so much gravity.
Preserve this man’s work, so that future generations know how to laugh at pain.
Jesus man, the amount of drive and creativity it takes to put out content like this is astounding. Thanks for making these short films and i hope you are always enjoying the work you put into them. Have a great new years, cheers.
IDK, eating straight up catsup at Hardee's sounds like a keeper to me.
I hung out with a girl who used to steal those little plastic cups you pump ketchup into a buffets.
Everything on this channel is so well done and its criminal how little attention it gets.
Wait until reddit gets ahold of it
This is a goddamned masterpiece. You had my complete attention when Stacy called. The way Caleb clung to that script as if it was going to help the situation is comedy genius.
“I’m pissed at my parents for calling me Caleb, because it’s like not me”
Bro don't worry u r like so much better off now, and you still have danny that friend ship is so strong bro, not like a wood ship but like an iron one
Starting to think my ex used Fiverr to break up with me 😂😂
“She’s my rock but I’m not a guy who just sits on a rock”
Fucking gold omfg
The last guy wrote significantly better than I expected.
"She's like my rock, but I'm not the kind of guy who sits on a rock"
Man sounds like Stacy took it real rough and shit, she seemed to be in deep denial. I think you did the right thing, no one should have to bear that weed. There will always be more clams to drop.
Raahul's "I will write anything better you want" name for his service is amazingly sub-par!
I hope that we get to see Caleb happy some day. Dwelling in the quiet space of his own content, truly bookending his Hero's Journey.
I legit cried rn. Been through a break-up two months ago, the relationship lasted a little over 4 months.. Damn dude. Never thought i could relate to this so much.. F it hurts
Joel, you made a real person with this one. I know a guy who is exactly like this. Bravo.
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. Caleb trying to come in clutch with Rahul’s speech after Stacy called is what did it for me.
The look on his face when she calls him an idiot is so funny for some reason
Straight up. The way you handled it with Stacy was pog man. You'll find a rock you want to sit on for sure.
This character needs a movie.
Wish fulfilled
@@CLOSETRAT I really didnt expect it to happen so soon tbh haha
I can't believe I'm just now discovering this skit. It's criminally underrated and equally hilarious and heartbreaking
Dang, this hits different after “A Hero’s Journey aka My Life aka The Caleb Johnson story(I’m Caleb)”
“I will write anything better you want” 🤣
Danny still looks like he did in high school, holy smokes bro…
"I'm not a guy who just sits on a rock" Man, that's deep.
I need more of you and your vids C-man. You were all like you’re not a word guy but you’re essentially speak,ing straight facts. Like Stacy was chill and shit but she wasn’t at your level. Level up bro.
This is so real that I felt physical pain watching it.
When you start recounting FIVER I started laughing out loud.
This is great.
My phone froze at the very end when he was just sitting there and I gave it a whole 30 seconds before realizing😂 I was like wow hes really letting those thoughts marinate
I’ve just started binging Joel’s videos. And I’m convinced this guy is a comedic genius. feel ecstatic to get in on the ground floor of your comedy career. Keep it up dude