Torn (Election Remix) | Sammy J (S5 Ep11)
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- čas přidán 27. 04. 2022
- Sammy J covers Natalie Imbruglia's Torn, with an election twist. #SammyJ
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LYRICS
I thought I saw a man brought to life
Last election he thanked god and then he thanked his wife
He seemed like such an honest guy
Well you couldn’t be that man I voted for
You don’t seem to know, seem to care what your party’s for
You’ve had ten years but you want more?
The Solomons slipped through your hands
Your candidates are anti-trans
What the hell’s going on?
This election time I’m torn
I’m all out of votes, I can’t buy a home
Interest rates are rising and my income hasn’t grown
Your slogans never change, into something real
I’m wide awake and I can feel my preferences are torn
Your vaccines were late
My democracy is torn
So I’m flirting with the ALP
But I need a microscope to see their policies
They want to do a Stephen Bradbury
They’ll stop the boats, or maybe not
Don’t ask Albo he forgot
You’ve had ten years to plan
How’d you get that wrong I’m torn
I’m all out of votes, China’s on my door
My grandma’s in Aged Care lying naked on the floor
Scomo’s always looking for somebody else to blame
And Albo’s got new glasses but his party’s still the same
You’re forcing me to vote, but this is hard I’m torn
Torn
The system’s broke, the country’s sick
I might as well just draw a dick
And there’s still four weeks to go, oh please god no I’m torn
I’m all out of votes, One Nation’s not a choice
The Greens tell me to google it
Independents have no voice
Craig Kelly’s UAP, would you please stop texting me
I know voting’s compulsory, but my preferences are torn
You’re a little late, I’m already torn - Zábava
I don't know whether this is the best thing I've watched all day or the most depressing
1:53 best line ever
Gosh that Grandma line was a lot. 💔
Natalie Imtornglia would be so proud.
This was top shelf. Clever and very funny. Thanks
Thank goodness for the ABC ! Amazing Sammy J
If I had to write an essay on today's politics it would be a fail, but turn it into a song with lyrics so comprehensible and fun to sing, this is education to me.
Genius - Sammy J for PM 😊 Natalie Imbruglia for Deputy!
That was amazing.
Sammy J: legend😂😂😂😂
Wow. Sammy J nailed it.
He even got the dancing right
Brilliant!... and a little sad cos it's how a lot of us feel
Brilliant!!!
Sammy J is a national treasure
One of your best J man.
So much talent in one man is almost unnatural 👍👍
This is brilliant. And on note as well.
You are pure genius Sammy. 😂👍✌️
Brilliant as always! When the comedians get the commentary spot on and the main stream media cannot....
That was mint!
Sammy J just brilliant,good collaboration with Natalia ibruglia, hope got name right # vote Sammy J
Sammy J is an unrecognised national treasure :)
So hope Natalie Imbroglio has seen this.
Hilarious.
Thanks!
Genius!
Great cover! 😂😂😂
I agree - this is genius!
If only there were options other than Liberal and Labor. If only most media outlets didn't act like we have a two party system.
Brilliant Sammy!!!
Gold!
Love it, Sammy J!
Soooo good Sammy! Best yet.
Good one Sammy 😅
Love this. Thankyou.
This is exactly perfect.
10 years to plan, lmao
Love it!!
beautiful, so on point
Sammy J for PM!!
That's pretty spot on
Bloody Awesome! Keep em coming Sammy.....
Ha ha so good!! 😂
Terrific! Totally agree!
Shockingly good
Fabulous work.
Spot on observations.
Just brilliant.
This is on point.
So accurate!
As always Sammy J you smashed it. This is 100% how I am feeling.
Sooo good!
that just about sums it up lol!!!!
You called it, Sammy J. Scarily prescient!
Ok Sammy
Not usually impressed by your skits but that was brilliant.
Amazing
Brilliant 💫
Bravo!
How very true
Would love nothing more than for Labor to pull a Bradbury. The most Australian election win ever. Imagine the memes
Very funny. Cheers cobba
Classic
Yes 😂
Haha I feel ya
Oh, good, there are captions. And I loved the Nineties setting of the share house. [eg: lava lamp and the telephone].
I wondered if there were going to be any yoga positions.
*Three* weeks to go now... #auspol2022 #SammyJ
At least *texts* can be muted and blocked. Other political pollution - not so much.
It’d be funny if it wasn’t so sad🤣😳😥😫
So true Sammy J there is no one to vote for. 😥😥😥
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahaha
HOW GOOD IS SAMMY J?
You're a class act Sammy J. Run yourself, I'd vote for you.
I think your not the only one.
"Need a microscope to see their policies" I wonder why🤔
If only it wasn't true
How can the coach of the government have torn preferences?
You should have continued the look of Imbruglia's video and dismantled the set at the end to show it's all fake - nice political metaphor
Vote 1 Sammy J, authorised by comedy australia.