Heavy: Soldier. Soldier: Huh? Heavy: Do you know where do we find candy? Soldier: Merasmus. Scout: No way! 😠 Soldier: I refuse to be afraid of no... *Scout hits Soldier with a baseball bat* Aaaaaagh! 😣 *weird ghostly sounds* Scout: You guys notice anything? Heavy: Нет! (No!) 😠
So i found this a couple of days ago but i was too busy to comment. All i wanna say is that you have done an amazing job, the soldier had me laughing so hard :D This is one of the best animated audios i've ever seen. "this year's homework, make more halloween and christmas audios" Guess i know what i'll be making making next year.
Let me make this clear for everyone.... We find candy in Houses.... Scout Was the only Sensible Person in this video... And We Face Against Terrorizing Corn that fall from the sky... And Soldier hasn’t paid rent at all...
Script Heavy: Oh! Look! Scout: What's the matter? Soldier: Is this on a magical painis? Heavy: NO! Soldier: Aaah! Heavy: It's Halloween! Scout: Woo-hoo-hoo! Heavy: Let us go and get free candy. Soldier: Oh, my sweet head! Scout: Sweet! Heavy: Come on! Get in the car! Scout: Alright! Soldier: Affirmative! Heavy: Alright. Tell me, where do we find candy? Scout: Uh. Oh, I know! House! Heavy: Very well. Scout: Oh hey. What the hell?! Heavy: Dagh! Too many little men! Scout: No, no, no! Francis: Incoming! Louis: Ah. Ah! Aaaaaahhh! Heavy: Ya-dadadadadadada ya-dadadadadadada do-de-da-va-da-da-dada! Soldier: God bless America! Scout: Stop it! Bill: What the hell are you doing? Heavy: We are here! Scout: Alright, yeah that's- that's a pretty good job! Soldier: By the official bird of Livi, Montana. Braaaaarrrrk! Scout: Geez, Soldier! Heavy: I will knock on door! Soldier: Awoo-ooh! Scout: Oh, this ain't good. Heavy: Uh-oh! Scout: Are you frickin' kidding me?! You knocked down the whole house! Soldier: No, sir. Heavy: Da! Scout: Oh, geez! Soldier: What about the dead man? Heavy: I bet he's fine. Scout: Really? Heavy: NOW! Scout: Alright! Alright! Soldier: I will take his underwear. Scout: No, Soldier! Heavy: Shoot! Scout: This is all your fault! Soldier: Oh no! Heavy: Go! Go! GO! Scout: I cannot believe this. Soldier: At least we have his underwear. Scout: Do NOT remind me. Heavy: Soldier. Soldier: Huh? Heavy: Do you know where we find candy? Soldier: Merasmus! Scout: No way! Soldier: I refused to be afraid of no gh-- Aaugh! Scout: Guys. No same thing? Heavy: Niet! Ahh. Scout: Uh. Nice house! Heavy: Yes. Scout: Soldier? Soldier: Go go go go go go go go go go! Merasmus. Merasmus! MERASMUS! Merasmus: Soldier. Soldier: Oh, Hello, Merasmus! I got your rim! Merasmus: Yes. Yes! Perfect! Soldier: Just kidding! Merasmus: What?! Soldier: Now, where is the candy? Merasmus: Fools! Feel the terror of my corn! Soldier: Son, you are a disgrace to the candy. You do not diserve to wear my dress. Merasmus: Corn: attack 'em! Heavy: Oh no! Scout: Oh, this ain't good. Soldier: Dammit, Merasmus! Give me candy! Aaaugh! Heavy: RUN! Scout: Oh, my head! Merasmus: Fear me! Corn. Corn in your pumpkin pants! Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha! The End!
"Tell me, where do we find candy?"
"Oh I know! House!"
*Very informative, Scout. Excellent detail.*
Almost expected Heavy to drive in a circle and go back to their house.
No it’s in Merasmus
0:05 gmod
Expected them to go to the doctor.
Well, Heavy did ask the question.
We all had that one friend who knocked on the door super hard
remove Sydney and Joy from the game
Clover is best girl my friend.
But Sydney is cute to
these comments should be given no mercy
Yeah... No mercy...
*WHAIT A SECOND...*
@@he11walker, yeah, about No Mercy... or should I call it test?
I love how scout is the voice of reasoning in this one, idk why it just feels right to me
when you get hit so hard you cross over into another program
Damn you work fast
It's easy when you're always afraid of going out of style
@@PaytonTate
I wouldn't worry too much about that, your content is great :D
The way Merasmus said corn just made me lose it and I don’t know why...
CAORN
CONE
Scout: I cannot believe this!
Soldier: at least we have his underwear.
Scout: don’t remind me.
That was my favorite part in the entire video.
Same
Heavy: Soldier.
Soldier: Huh?
Heavy: Do you know where do we find candy?
Soldier: Merasmus.
Scout: No way! 😠
Soldier: I refuse to be afraid of no... *Scout hits Soldier with a baseball bat* Aaaaaagh! 😣
*weird ghostly sounds*
Scout: You guys notice anything?
Heavy: Нет! (No!) 😠
Soldier: Merasmus merasmus merAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHsmus.
Yes
Soldier!
@@pootsovik8852 oh hello merasmus, ive got your rent
Yes. YES! Perfect!
@@Pintszch just kidding
I like how Scout is the most sensible and reasonable person in this whole video.
Every party needs a pooper that's why they invited you~♪
Party poooopeeeeeeeer~♪
Party poooopeeeeeeeer~♪
Thank for the faptastic adventure
Payton Tate sir-
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?!
0:04 Gmod was used here....
0:05 gmod
As usual, every payton tate video has to start off with somebody doing something retarded.
*If you're here, kratos, i'm talking about you.*
So i found this a couple of days ago but i was too busy to comment.
All i wanna say is that you have done an amazing job, the soldier had me laughing so hard :D
This is one of the best animated audios i've ever seen.
"this year's homework, make more halloween and christmas audios" Guess i know what i'll be making making next year.
Don't you just hate having corn in your pumpkin pants?
GENTLEMAN, BEHOOOOLD..... COOOOOORN!!!!!!!!!
Son, you are a disgrace to candy. You do not deserve to wear my dress!>:C
Yes
XD
@@yourtags4876
Ha! That's so Weird 😉
Soldier yelling “God bless America” while running over screaming people is one of the best things I’ve ever seen
2:19 that "ow, my head" felt so natural and calm
Let me make this clear for everyone....
We find candy in Houses....
Scout Was the only Sensible Person in this video...
And We Face Against Terrorizing Corn that fall from the sky...
And Soldier hasn’t paid rent at all...
I see nothing wrong with that.
Honestly, all the halloween smexuals are better than the others
That's because Merasmus is there.
Heavy: "I WILL KNOOCK ON DOOOR"
*KNOKCS HARD AS HE CAN*
(Soldier) “What about the dead man?”
(Scout) “Pretty funny!”
(Heavy) “NO!!!”
The whole thing is really good, but the first like 10s were my favourite.
The way Heavy abruptly slapped Soldier away makes me chuckle every time 😂
Thank you Payton Tale, very cool!
Trump wants to know your location
It’s 12 AM.
and iM HAVIN A FOOKEN PARTAY MATE
And i'm here just sitting and playing MONSTAH HUNTAH
Nope it is currently 11:45 p.m
Its 5:42
Save
I doubt that any animator is better than you, your the type of animator that never takes to long to animate stuff.
*CORN CORN IN PUMPKIN PANTS!*
1:44 me when my friends say they wanna go somewhere but no one leaves first
One of the oddest moments where the scout becomes the voice of reason.
1:55 LOL!
Cop: Sir how old are you?
Me: 420teen
Cop: Alright then, sir step out of the vehicle and place both your hands on the car please
Soldier's 'go' part was hilarious and absolutely something I'd do in a game or irl
#NoNutNovember is upon us and I was preparing to hibernate my shmeat for the winter. And then you go and post this. Thanks, Payton.
Script
Heavy: Oh! Look!
Scout: What's the matter?
Soldier: Is this on a magical painis?
Heavy: NO!
Soldier: Aaah!
Heavy: It's Halloween!
Scout: Woo-hoo-hoo!
Heavy: Let us go and get free candy.
Soldier: Oh, my sweet head!
Scout: Sweet!
Heavy: Come on! Get in the car!
Scout: Alright!
Soldier: Affirmative!
Heavy: Alright. Tell me, where do we find candy?
Scout: Uh. Oh, I know! House!
Heavy: Very well.
Scout: Oh hey. What the hell?!
Heavy: Dagh! Too many little men!
Scout: No, no, no!
Francis: Incoming!
Louis: Ah. Ah! Aaaaaahhh!
Heavy: Ya-dadadadadadada ya-dadadadadadada do-de-da-va-da-da-dada!
Soldier: God bless America!
Scout: Stop it!
Bill: What the hell are you doing?
Heavy: We are here!
Scout: Alright, yeah that's- that's a pretty good job!
Soldier: By the official bird of Livi, Montana. Braaaaarrrrk!
Scout: Geez, Soldier!
Heavy: I will knock on door!
Soldier: Awoo-ooh!
Scout: Oh, this ain't good.
Heavy: Uh-oh!
Scout: Are you frickin' kidding me?! You knocked down the whole house!
Soldier: No, sir.
Heavy: Da!
Scout: Oh, geez!
Soldier: What about the dead man?
Heavy: I bet he's fine.
Scout: Really?
Heavy: NOW!
Scout: Alright! Alright!
Soldier: I will take his underwear.
Scout: No, Soldier!
Heavy: Shoot!
Scout: This is all your fault!
Soldier: Oh no!
Heavy: Go! Go! GO!
Scout: I cannot believe this.
Soldier: At least we have his underwear.
Scout: Do NOT remind me.
Heavy: Soldier.
Soldier: Huh?
Heavy: Do you know where we find candy?
Soldier: Merasmus!
Scout: No way!
Soldier: I refused to be afraid of no gh-- Aaugh!
Scout: Guys. No same thing?
Heavy: Niet! Ahh.
Scout: Uh. Nice house!
Heavy: Yes.
Scout: Soldier?
Soldier: Go go go go go go go go go go! Merasmus. Merasmus! MERASMUS!
Merasmus: Soldier.
Soldier: Oh, Hello, Merasmus! I got your rim!
Merasmus: Yes. Yes! Perfect!
Soldier: Just kidding!
Merasmus: What?!
Soldier: Now, where is the candy?
Merasmus: Fools! Feel the terror of my corn!
Soldier: Son, you are a disgrace to the candy. You do not diserve to wear my dress.
Merasmus: Corn: attack 'em!
Heavy: Oh no!
Scout: Oh, this ain't good.
Soldier: Dammit, Merasmus! Give me candy! Aaaugh!
Heavy: RUN!
Scout: Oh, my head!
Merasmus: Fear me! Corn. Corn in your pumpkin pants! Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
The End!
The amount of work that goes into these types of videos must be much more than the average person would expect
Merasmus: Fear me! Fear my CORNS CORNS IN YOUR PUMPKIN PANTS!
I love Scout as the straight man. Don't see that everywhere.
*M e R a S m U s*
Your pfp made me think there was hair on my screen
fuck, i got that too
"NO way"
0:48 "I will KNOW on DOoOOoOoR!"
Fucking love heavy XD
Both house and ground it was standing on felled down, holy shit!
1:33 jojo reference
i dont know what the fuck just happened
but i laughed at every second of it
0:52 Everyone is Soldier in the queue or when waiting for something while standing
CORN CORN IN YOUR PUMPKIN PANTS
- merasmus 2017
"Corn! CORN IN YOUR PUMPKIN PANTS! AAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA"
" I will NUT on door" - hoovy, 2018
Another funny video, keep up the good work payton!
I love after the car carnage, scout is like, "yeah, that's a pretty good job." Lol
your facial expressions are incredible! nothing short of professional
0:33 The figure in the lights appears to be female, but perhaps you can tell me who got ran over right here, Payton Tate?
Answer: ReDead, TLoZ Wind Waker
0:23 Nice 16 bit engine you got there
Merasmus’s facial animation surprises me the most
Give him the dam CANDY already!!!!
This was pretty good, but I feel the ending is too corny.
LAUGH!!!
I love how Soldier is spazzing out in different directions in the car.
When someone headshots me
2:19 _"Oh, my head"_
Either Heavy was knocking on that door with the force of speeding train, or the house is as stable as cardboard.
Merasmus!
Merasmus!
MerAAAAAAAAAAsmus!!!
Merasmus: (opens the door) Soldier!
@@georggross1232 Oh hello, Merasmus! I got your rent!
Yes, yes perfect
Just kidding!
@@garrettarnold5663 what?
I love the car noises lol 😂
Heavy: "SHIT! GO! GO! GO!"
In response to the cops pulling up momentarily cured my deep depression
This was a wonderful Halloween tale.
0:53 Soldier casually becoming an old car horn
that animation is magnificent! really good job!
And that's why there's a tenth scream fortress. Thanks, Soldier.
I Like How Scouts Trying To Be Normal
The one Halloween special that matters 🎃🍬
0:44 By the official Bird of Livia Montana, BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWK! (lol)
4 seconds and I'm already crying
That explains my day
I don't think that soldier needs anymore candy...
This is a work of art.
0:53 soldier's sound though!
*CORN!*
*corn in your pumpkin pants*
Soldier's eagle face is terrifying. I love it.
Thank you for the quality videos, dad
thanks
I am just amazed how much pacience Marasmus has.
Best video ever! 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️
The best use of "aww jeeze" of all time.
I love having corn in my pumpkin pants
Damn dude, nice work on the animation
I keep replaying the 0:44 part lmao
By the official bird of Montana! BRAAAAAAAAAAAK!
It has literally bugged me ever since the release of this masterpiece... What the bloody FACK does soldier say at 1:09?
“I will take his underwear” I think
"I'm the official bird of Libby, Montana! BRAAAUGH!
Son, you are a disgrace to the candy."
Corn! Corn in your pumpkin pants! HA hahaha
Pumpkin pants ayyy now that something I’d ware for Halloween I’ve got my wallet but no one to did give all my money for those sexy pants
*This is why we exist as human beings*
I love how scout just materializes in the car
keep going pal nice job 👍
You don't often see Scout as the straight man in these things
When Scout said House I thought there would be some Hugh Laurie in there.
...and that's the reason why i want to learn SFM
That car engine sound effect is priceless
I remember last years.
*C O R N B R E A D*
0:53
“AWOOOOOOOOOAAAH!”
I feel like Scout is the only sane one in the video.
corn corn pumpkin pants
Wtfh did I just watch?!
Fucking fantastic as usual dude! Makes no sense, hilarious spazzing out comedy......my kinda thing!
Boi that was spoopy 👻
*Police lights and siren*
Heavy: *extreme worry* shit
Merasmus uses 🌽🌽🌽 to attack
It's super effective!
Merasmus has the smoothest animation in this vid
*sh**#t** content*
*mUCH BETter*
SKARPNE-
#t
By the official bird of living montana: BWAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!!!!!!
corn. CORN in your pumpkin pants!