"W-Wait, you really wanna leave? You know you can't right?" Hehe- Patreon: / skylarkuam twitch: / skylarkuam Thanks for watching my videos my apple darlings!
Though it doesn’t help me sleep, it does make me smile whenever I disagree with your narrations, like when you said “you suddenly kissed her” I said “no I didnt”, I enjoyed that, I enjoyed this audio, it was pretty cool
I was also depressed you all need to rise up beyond your negative emotions such as depression and anxiety and this also I would like you all to know has very similar effects as um the hub. And so stop all asmr and p o r n and I mean permanently you also need to work out trust me working for your body it will feel like a temple and you will wind up treating it as such as well as be nice to people but be quiet most of the time it helps if you just simply pay attention in class and learn often then on bus rides in hallways and at lunch talk to people women. Are easy to talk to becuase really they just want t a person to tall to so you can just simply listen and respond as helpfully as possible and this sir is how you glow up and get a girlfriend
Absolutely lovely. We are hers and she loves us☺️. How much she loves us is no flaw. Completely right about never being cuddled like that before, just made me hug pillow harder and harder. Listener finally came to the right conclusion. Also, her voice is just so good that I laid in bed after the roleplay ended. It's like even though the dream's over, your still being coddled by her voice. Great job Skylar Kuam
"You suddenly kissed her" Thank you narator that I definitely didn't think was my mom coming to tell me something in the middle of the night to proceed to catch me watching this, very much appreciate the mini heart attack. :) Ur video are great keep them up 😍😍
*Yandere GF:* I still have both of our homework to do- *Me:* Oh SHOOT I have homework?? Wait, I’m 21. *Lay’s back down* *Me:* WAIT A MINUTE, I’M A TEACHER
I approve of this asmr. And the audio is impressive. Even when it would be futile to leave the yandere, I suppose I shall play safe and be with the yandere, rather than escaping from fate, etc etc
Skylar: why are you on the other side of the bed so far away Me 3 inches away: ...... you could have come over here at any point in time and chose not to and I couldn't have done a thing about it as I was unconscious
Pros of yandere:
-no homework
-cuddles
-unconditional love
Cons:
-Your blood will get taken sometimes idk
I see no problems here
Jesus approved of yandere confirmed
Gotta learn to love living dangerously lol.
con you cant really have girls as frindes
@@daveycallendar1138 you don't need friend if you have yandere
She worked so hard for my love. She never needed to be perfect; she just needed to be her.
Beautifully said damn
She killed ur parents.
@@ChannelMiner which ones lol I am adopted
Both you and the Yandere stare confused at where that narrator voice came from.
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION'S NARRATOR
@@thespanishinquisition475 ha
Though it doesn’t help me sleep, it does make me smile whenever I disagree with your narrations, like when you said “you suddenly kissed her” I said “no I didnt”, I enjoyed that, I enjoyed this audio, it was pretty cool
Yes you did ;3
4:26 ah yes... i love it when yanderes talk fast like that😊
So many of us are so alone and depressed we will gladly take a yandere at this point. At least we know she's loyal.
so true your words are
I was also depressed you all need to rise up beyond your negative emotions such as depression and anxiety and this also I would like you all to know has very similar effects as um the hub. And so stop all asmr and p o r n and I mean permanently you also need to work out trust me working for your body it will feel like a temple and you will wind up treating it as such as well as be nice to people but be quiet most of the time it helps if you just simply pay attention in class and learn often then on bus rides in hallways and at lunch talk to people women. Are easy to talk to becuase really they just want t a person to tall to so you can just simply listen and respond as helpfully as possible and this sir is how you glow up and get a girlfriend
Her: "You're not holding me tighter"
Me: *pulls out the ole Nacho Libre ANACONDA SQUEEZE*
Is it racist that i read this in the most mixecan accent and voice
@@geodude5526 I hope not because so did I
*ENCARNACION*
what a fucking chad best comment ever
Absolutely lovely. We are hers and she loves us☺️. How much she loves us is no flaw. Completely right about never being cuddled like that before, just made me hug pillow harder and harder. Listener finally came to the right conclusion.
Also, her voice is just so good that I laid in bed after the roleplay ended. It's like even though the dream's over, your still being coddled by her voice. Great job Skylar Kuam
"You suddenly kissed her" Thank you narator that I definitely didn't think was my mom coming to tell me something in the middle of the night to proceed to catch me watching this, very much appreciate the mini heart attack. :)
Ur video are great keep them up 😍😍
This is pure wholesomeness
@@SkylarKuam tell that to parents
When i was grinding warframe i saw the premiere n i got way to happy i enjoy ur voice so much its beautiful
Spoon has once again fallen in love with another yandere!
Yea me too
Spoon how dare you cheat on so many Yandere you should be ashamed of yourself. I on the other hand have totally cheated on none of them yep
Spoon I want to have your kids
God fucking damnit you are everywhere
Spoon you must talk to fork it's important
“You’ll always have trust issues, always worried u’ll end up in someone’s basement so might at well stay in mine” jaja
I will hear this audio with great interests
Fork wishes spoon would cuddle with fork
No spoon is mine I will have kids with spoon
"I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!" - Chowder.
I just realised that that pink bunny is a yanDERE couse she tried to kill a girl in that one ep where they where in a stadium
*Yandere GF:* I still have both of our homework to do-
*Me:* Oh SHOOT I have homework?? Wait, I’m 21.
*Lay’s back down*
*Me:* WAIT A MINUTE, I’M A TEACHER
are you sure about this? I wish to be teacher too.
@@SkylarKuam Is this an RP thing or is that actually something you want to do?
Being taken by a yandere sounds like a dream for an introvert like me
Perfection
I........ok, ima let this slide since you had a tough life....and afterlife.
Man... I wont need chains. I'd just stay around regardless
Oh shit we got chopsticks now
I’ll think I'd enjoy this new life
Er- Eren Jeager?
Cucumber Approved
Latter day saints( my church ) approved
Great AR. Very well done. Keep doing these Yandere audios.
Great voice great start, was fully bought into it, but the, escalated a little quicker than I could buy tho
I approve of this asmr. And the audio is impressive.
Even when it would be futile to leave the yandere, I suppose I shall play safe and be with the yandere, rather than escaping from fate, etc etc
I love this🥰
Yay. I love your narrations. One of the best parts of the video. Hope you are well and safe. Have a great night or day.
I have no clue why I'm watching ASMR when I'm drunk but I'm going to watch it and go along with whatever the psychotic girlfriend wants
It's not that I don't want to be with her, it's just that being physically restrained like that makes me panic really bad
Just what I needed
Me: *In yandere's bed*
The Subway I left in the fridge: ayo where that mf at?
Watching me sleep, how romantic.
Flagler loves Yandere Lover
Great for a relaxing sleep.
She sounds like she wants to go nya so badly lol. At least her voice has that tone.
I won't take the blood yet
Me: what
Who wouldn't want to cuddle a big warm bagel?
bagel what?
@@Mono_Autophobic o_O
Want to be a creamed bagel?
@@geodude5526 😦
@@-Bagel- im heew to be cream
Rules of life
coffee first cuddles second
2:27 I thought she went deep voice mode and then went angry mode at me because I kissed someone but no just my mind
Def same thought of that
Skylar: why are you on the other side of the bed so far away
Me 3 inches away: ...... you could have come over here at any point in time and chose not to and I couldn't have done a thing about it as I was unconscious
Well since I'm still alive..... maybe I should stay....
It feels like someone is holding me.
Im being dead serious
WHERES GIORNO GIOVANNA
snugs are good.
Oh boy
id rather die than live chained
Ah yes
Still waiting on part 8 of the ex bully series >_
Run them hands boy
Hello there.
part 2
why so late ma’am?
I got bored and felt better.
@@SkylarKuam very well then have a swell night
A CZcamsr is never late, nor is she early. She arrives precisely when she means to.
- Gandalf, probably
All I’m saying the second they began to mention my parents this song began playing.
czcams.com/video/8CdcCD5V-d8/video.html
Also this scene came to mind.
czcams.com/video/FvcMrgEgkv4/video.html
Nice :)
Talk about how too force Stockholm syndrome on your victim terrifying but hot at the same time I guess lol
Could you at least get longer chains so I can stand up and stretch
Pt2 do?
Can you please make a another one please sign by Sebastian McDonald see ya
.....
GayThe's is in danger so donate GayThes's a coin plz