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the "painting" that fell in between the elevator was actually a large piece of tile that probably weighs around 100 pounds. And yes i have to work with this stuff at a warehouse. Edit: I guess I should also say that the "frosted" effect is just the rough side of the tile so that the concrete can dry with something to hold on to.
On that last one, you can see the distortion in the video from the charge in the air. It looks like a faint aura around the guy that goes away when the lighting strikes. Reminds me of the family who took a picture with their hair standing straight up. He got super lucky.
The frying pan one is a croc. and as an Aussie i can confirm that not only is that Australia (because crocodile) but that is exactly what we do here. 4:02
isn't it an alligator? you can tell because, for some reason, the alligators have c shaped mouthes and the crocodiles have a shaped mouths, and this one had a c shaped mouth Edit: rewatched and saw it had an a shaped mouth, so I'm wrong, sorry
@@ScioandKai That a vs c thing isn't accurate. Gator and croc mouth and head shape can vary wildly based on habitat, eating habits, genes, and the temperature and acidity of the water they swim in is. But, yes, that is a croc. This happened in the Outback, and they don't come across gators at all.
well, he was going to do that anyway. It was a duel, they walk away, turn around, and throw a snowball to try to hit the other person first. The unexpected part is that their snowballs collided
8:40 The woodchippers I used to work with had this great design where if you fell towards it, you'd naturally try and grab on to a lever at the front (since it was kinda the only thing there to stop yourself from being sucked in). Putting pressure on that lever therefore stopped the whole machine. So your most basic panic response was the correct response. Don't understand why more machine don't have those kinds of levers, where going "OH SHIT!" and trying to push yourself away from it will cause it to turn off
4:06 As a resident Aussie I can safely say that is a crocodile… named kacey. I actually just got home from seeing her and Kai (the dude with the pan) today on goat island in the Northern Territory australia. He’s a nice dude and loves the croc but she just got too close to the people coming that day, so close that he had to get between them to stop her from hurting the travellers. All is well now tho.
My husband and I go axe throwing multiple times a week. The only way I think that bounce back could happen is if the guy threw it to hard. In axe throwing you actually don't need too much force. Momentum and the weight of the axe do all the work. So everyone out there please don't do what this guy seems to have to keep everyone safe.
I've also gone to throw axes, I don't remember how many times, but I've never seen an axe do that. The closest to that was when my younger brother had his axe bounce off and slide on the ground. (This was back in 2020, so I was 14, and haven't been in a while)
9:18 when you're in the desert and the sun is in the middle of the sky shooting straight down at you shadows kinda disappear and it looks weird But no that is very real and very very dangerous stunts that have gotten people killed or seriously injured many videos online of it going wrong and going into the crowd. (I lived in that part of the world for the first 15 years of my life so I'm pretty familiar with this stuff)
The rough part about that one in the elevator is that it might be* an art museum or restoration company. You can see the person doing the handoff has something similar to curator's gloves on, which are generally worn to protect the antiquities.
8:47 As a machinist and toolmaker, this clip made me grit my teeth SO hard because I’ve seen so many safety videos and graphic images of people who didn’t survive this incident or got severely wounded. Also, props to Seán for knowing that’s a lathe 😉 you’d be surprised how many layman don’t know what a lathe is and think a mill is ONLY something you collect water or grain with. * Darth Vader noises * _Impressive…most impressive…_
i remember watching the video of that russian worker who was shown no mercy from a lathe. i refuse to ever go near one now. scary shit man, safety is no joke
@@bea7450 i mean more power to ya, but i kinda have to use them hahahaha. I don’t have the option of just rejecting them haha. They’re really fun to work with, but you HAVE to be playing chess while working with those machines. They will rip you to shreds and not give a single fuck.
I remember a video where two guys in China died to one. One guy got pulled in and then the other died trying to save him. Looked like someone stretched human taffy and wrung out all the blood like a rag.
@@dedrxbbit7549 props to you man. seeing those videos has steered me far away from any kind of factory. im sure if youre smart enough to follow basic safety precautions, youd be fine. but knowing my dumbass..😶
Dude with the lathe even tried to grab the shirt and learned why that was a bad idea when it almost gave him a nice arm massage in return. Dude was DAMN LUCKY. There’s about as many ways that could have gone tragically wrong as the odds he didn’t end up mangled.
@@Lordvestage1313 yep. No baggy clothes, no jewelry, no long hair out, tuck in your shirt, roll up your sleeves, no gloves on the machine. My grandpa ran a shop and he even told me of a guy that got scalped by a machine when his hair got caught
@@TheLastArbiterThat was indeed one of the warnings we received in school's woodworking shop as well, can't honestly recall anything about baggy clothes but it was before that trend so I don't think anyone actually wore anything baggy.
@@Sylfa hahaha gotcha yeah I worked around machines a lot growing up so my dad and a shop/construction class made sure I learned all of that. These tools can absolutely wreck you in an instant, you can’t let your guard down ever. Gotta be careful not to leave stuff near the moving parts
@@the_Dos__ yeah, although I just go onto the any queensland beach at night with a bowie knife for protection, not encountered one in the wild yet. I've lived in far north queensland for 3 years Plus you prolly are taller than me irl
4:33 Actually you were correct Jack That is a crocodile you can tell from the shape of its snout. Crocodiles have skinny v-shaped snouts while alligators have wide round u shaped snouts
"This bowling alley should be free of lumps" literally broke me! I was honestly laughing hysterically for at least 10 minutes straight. Afterwards I was sore but so happy, I haven't laughed like that in years. Thanks Jacksepticeye
@@IsaacMartinez-jf5bj sorry to hear that but i meant it the context of how ironic it is for Jack to say that(his dad also passed away like a year ago), im not making fun, just caught me off guard
The bowling one can be explained like this looking at her throw her arm went way over to the left giving the ball the speed and momentum to pop itself out of the guter ive seen it ive even done it a few times but technically the score would still count it as a gutter in a professional setting some bowling knowledge for all
When that car started balancing on two wheels, anyone who’s even drove a car once already knew it was visual effects. And they did a decent job at it too.
Quick fact: Alligators usually have more of a wide, rounded snout/mouth, with neat Teeth due to a slight overlap of their jaws. Crocodiles tend to have narrower, more pointy snouts/mouths, and the teeth look messy, with interlocking teeth.
Sean: "I'm surprised Junji Ito hasn't done a story about that yet where you can like, go really thin and fall between an elevator into a nothing dimension." Me: "DON'T GIVE HIM THE IDEA!!!!!" Also the video with the guy hitting the aligator/crocodile with the frying pan was in Australia.
@kamfours04 lol are you the same person who was banned for the hate messages towards JSE's late father? If I remember correctly, this is the same messages that were directed at him.
I remember when my family would turn everything off during a thunderstorm and tell us not to mess with the phones (old cord phones) or the sink/tub. Turns out lightning really can travel through the line and shock you. It's rare but possible. Also this was before Internet and on demand TV. Unless I was watching a VHS if that happened while I was watching a new episode of something I had to wait until the rerun.)
Yup us too!! My mom would always tell us we're not allowed to shower or take a bath during a Thunderstorm because lightning could get in. Glad to know this is a kind of universal memory lol
My mom always told me this and would always tell me not to shower during a thunderstorm or I’d be struck by lightning and I was like “mom, that’s a wives tail. What are the chances that you’d actually get struck by lightning? Have you ever met anyone that happened to? NO!” Then one day- the ONE day she doesn’t warn me about it, I go and take a shower and the MINUTE I had stepped out and grabbed a towel our house got struck by lightning and it travelled through the pipes and shattered our plumbing 🙃 it had to have electrocuted me if I’d been in there
@@emilygriffith6702 did take a bath during a storm once. In my defense I was in desperate need of a relaxing bath after a long work week and I had just filled the tube with nice hot water. Barely was in for 5 minutes when I heard the thunder. At that point I just said "If it's gonna electrocute me I'm going out enjoying this." I got out sooner than usual but enjoyed it for a bit.
As someone who just went axe throwing for the first time recently, go. It's so much fun, and they teach you how to throw the axes properly so you don't hurt yourself (or others) while trying.
4:00 - Late and probably pointless, but crocodile. Differences between crocs and gators Crocs: Green-ish, thinner mouth - V, closed mouth shows teeth both going up and going down Gators: Blue-ish, thicker mouth - U, closed mouth only shows teeth pointing down
Thinking something cant just happen is really odd in itself. I've set things around, and theyve sat that way for a good four or five hours, and then suddenly they move because they moved. It's happened with bags full of stuff.
@@chanmandeath2993 Experienced that when I was 14, the trashcan in my bedroom practically DANCING in the middle of the night. Scared the shit outta me...
@@eternyti True, but due to the corruption inherent in the Chinese Communist system it happens a LOT over there. It's where the term "Tofu Construction" comes from, because so many of their buildings and infrastructure have collapsed due to shoddy materials and workmanship.
I love how the first thing in the video is Sean talking about a raccoon jumping at you and I literally just had a run in with a 40 lbs massive raccoon the other night while watering my plants lol
4:04 Jack: "has to be florida, right?, cant be anywhere else" Me, an Australian who saw this in the news: *chuckles* "amateur" (yes, jack, it was a 3.5m saltwater crocodile and the video was taken in Darwin Australia) Love ya from down under! *fuck i hate that i said that*
0:47 My wallet fell perfectly through a crack and down an elevator shaft in my dorm building this past semester, so I can 100% relate to this (I got it back)
0:46 this happened to me once. My hostel had a lift, one day i was causally walking into it to go to my room after having lunch, i was wearing flip flops and one of my flip flop got stuck their and slid down my foot and into that endless black pit.
4:30 Ah! It's me and random animal knowledge time! I didn't get to tell my bonding with a Raccoon story from the intro, so I'll leave you with this! A Alligator jaw is long, and narrows as it goes out, you could say, "it's shaped like an A". A Crocodile jaw, is more even and is curved at the front, you could say, "it's shaped like a C". Ya know, A for alligator, C for crocodile?
5:21 An athlete in our special olympics managed that exact thing during the bowling event. We were all psyched for him because he hadn't been doing great beforehand.
Pretty sure that Fan wasn't spinning when it fell. The conservation of angular momentum would keep it spinning in the same direction once released from its anchor point. At a height of a ceiling (say 8ft) it wouldn't have the downward speed to land perfectly between people. The fall speed would need to match the fan rotation speed perfectly. If not the blades would still be rotating faster than falling, so if it missed the top of their heads, it would strike their face or torso. Also, the kid was looking up because the worker replacing the fan was making a lot on noise. The more wild odds would be the worker who narrowly escaped getting sued.
I’ve been working as an axe coach for 2 years and I’ve never personally seen anything like in that video. That kind of stuff only happens when safety precautions are ignored or too relaxed. Definitely try axe throwing. It’s a blast!
For the intro part it reminds me: "You're walking in the woods, there's no one around and your phone is dead. Out the corner of your eyes you spot him...(whispering) Shia LaBeouf"
I went axe throwing with my family and I found out my arm hurts like hell after throwing an axe for an hour at a board. The place we went also had throwing cards (they are throwing stars that look like playing cards) i enjoyed those. I also was almost hit with a rebounding axe once or twice It was still fun though
So for those curious a crocodile is green and brown in color usually while alligators are typically blue and grey. Alligators have wide U shaped muzzles and crocodiles have thinner V shaped muzzles. That's because Crocs mainly hunt fish so they need a narrow easier to move snoot and alligators go after mammals so they need larger snoots that can grip and hold things tighter. The teeth thing he mentioned is alligator teeth are mostly concealed when the mouth is closed while crocodile teeth are fully visible when the mouth is closed.
The differences between alligators and crocodiles is that alligators don’t grow as big as crocodiles, Crocodiles have all of their teeth exposed even when their mouths are closed, but when alligators close their mouths, only the top row of teeth show, and alligator jaws are wider than crocodile jaws and that’s because alligators hunt larger prayer than crocodiles.
@@medusathedecepticon I mean, there are videos of cats bopping a gator on the nose and it going away. They're not always that aggressive, they're even called swamp puppies. A pan kind of seems overkill to me.
@@medusathedecepticon I mean... it was just south of Darwin, so it wasn't that surprising. She wasn't even that big. The man in the video was pretty chill about it too XD
I once saw a video of someone who got their sleeve stuck in a lathe and it sucked his entire body in. As much as I can handle gore, that was traumatic and I couldn’t stop thinking about it for days.
I’m so glad to see another funny video made by Sean after the news. I’ve been scrolling through CZcams a lot but Jack never fails to make me laugh. R.I.P. Technoblade, fly high.
4:15 it is in fact a crocodile, you can tell when it turns to leave the snout is more narrow. it’s also more green though that might just be because of the camera
i am absolutely terrified of a ceiling fan falling on me, which is why i won't turn a fan on high enough that it wobbles at all, even if that means not turning it on at all. i've had this fear as long as i can remember, and i have no idea where i got it
Bowling alley mechanic here. That white cover on the gutter capping where the ball pops out of the gutter is actually a camera that takes a picture of the remaining pins after a ball is thrown. The bolts that hold it in place go in horizontally and are likely sticking out just enough for a ball to hit that's gone in the gutter. The odds of striking off of a protruding bolt head with what looks to be a very light bowling ball are pretty low!
The "Crapping Thunder" story, I remember hearing about that on Radio Dead Air's podcast "What the Fuck is Wrong With You" a few weeks back. Absolutely happened. Ain't safe from lightning anywhere! They warn you not to take a shower during a thunderstorm, and you are like "psh that's false" but now this... so you'll never know....
I wouldn't have thought porcelain/ceramic would make a good conductor, but I guess the lightning doesn't need *good* conductors, just any conductors. And if the pipes were metal, that would probably be enough to carry the current to the toilet. Our pipes are PVC inside the house; I always wondered why they only switch to metal once they're in the ground, but I guess now I know...
@@shinyfirefly5034 I guess you'd have to be in a very dry place in the first place for a stray lightning to hit THAT of all things while ignoring everything else 😂 or maybe that toilet was just really really unlucky
Fun story about a Lathe i whas 16 in middleschool and had 5min of class left until it whas the end of the day. Now my younger self really wanted to have my piece done that same day, having the machine running on 90RPM my piece looked like it got stuck on the support ofc i had that smartest idea of fixing it with my Hand... while wearing GLOVES. my piece grabbed my glove pulling my hand with it it turned and broke 4 of my fingers, each finger had 4 fractures in them, my hand then pierced my glove resulting in just my glove sliding on my piece while i got to press the emergency button in a panic. Eventually i made a full recovery in 2 weeks en don't have any signs of that it even happened, the shock however stayed thinking of if that machine was on 1000 rpm which we do for Aluminum Makes me sick it will pull you in and rip you to shreds like sean said, lathes are no joke
Yeah that bowling clip, I used to be in highschool bowling and if you roll the ball into the gutter but you roll it at a curve, it kinda likes to move around and could bounce out. I saw it a lot
I love seeing editors in videos like these, just adds to the humour of it and gives an insight into the process and who's helping out to make these videos great
“I would’ve taken off all of my clothes and scraped my ass across the table in excitement.” - Jacksepticeye 2022
Reading this comment before this moment is amazing 😂
i was laughing so hard when he said this
"Don't quote me on anything I say." -Jacksepticeye 2015
Bruv
jeez.
i just wanna say you were incredible at the tommys show last night , it wad great to finally see a childhood hero of mine live :)
Zblink, you'll get there one day
Tommy's show? What show?
@@PLSHSL tommy did a live show last night :)
@Jaxx same bruh-
@@imisstechno oh cool, thanks!
Sean: “Has to be Florida, can’t be anywhere else” Australia: “Am I a joke to you?”
It's just the thing Florida men would do
Louisiana Bayous no? I'm not good with what happens in The US
True???
100%. I live in QLD, Australia, it happened in the nth of the state 🐊
Australians and Floridans are equally as crazy lol
"is that an alligator or a crocodile?"
um, clearly it is a weird dog.
Yea that's a very weird looking dog
You sure that’s not a elephant?
nah i think its a cat bro
Of course it has leather for skin and a giant shzconze!
Ummm clearly it's a cancerous bear
Kid almost gets seriously hurt
Jack: “I could build your whole family as legos😈”
Kids "almost get seriously hurt" like 50 times a day, at some point you've gotta stop caring too much.
@@jubuttib he was making a joke not complaining 🙄
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Yeah the kid, screw the adults that also could have been injured they don't matter.
the "painting" that fell in between the elevator was actually a large piece of tile that probably weighs around 100 pounds. And yes i have to work with this stuff at a warehouse.
Edit: I guess I should also say that the "frosted" effect is just the rough side of the tile so that the concrete can dry with something to hold on to.
Was a box of tiles so around 2 tiles per box that size
@@blackcobbath784 most likely, if you look at the middle of the material, it has a plastic band holding it together
@@bladhd6138 yeah the strap holding the box closed I am a tiler see it everyday
It’s the back of the tile what you can see
@@blackcobbath784 ah
“I wanna see Harry Potter fight god.”- Jacksepticeye 2022
Finally something we can agree on!
@@Sigma00000 absolutely would love to see the epic battle
I'd pay to see that.
Ahh yes, who would win?
An entity that is above everything else and can destroy entire worlds
Or
A boy with a magic stick
@@RibbitRibbit721idk that plot armor is pretty thick!
On that last one, you can see the distortion in the video from the charge in the air. It looks like a faint aura around the guy that goes away when the lighting strikes. Reminds me of the family who took a picture with their hair standing straight up. He got super lucky.
Jack, “What are the chances of me doing a good intro”
Also Jack, “Top of the mornin”
i miss that intro....
Ah memories
yeah. that's all he has to do. "Top of the mornin to ya, laddies"
The frying pan one is a croc. and as an Aussie i can confirm that not only is that Australia (because crocodile) but that is exactly what we do here. 4:02
as a floridian, i can confirm we do the same thing to alligators
isn't it an alligator? you can tell because, for some reason, the alligators have c shaped mouthes and the crocodiles have a shaped mouths, and this one had a c shaped mouth
Edit: rewatched and saw it had an a shaped mouth, so I'm wrong, sorry
can confirm. watched it on 9 news
@@ScioandKai That a vs c thing isn't accurate. Gator and croc mouth and head shape can vary wildly based on habitat, eating habits, genes, and the temperature and acidity of the water they swim in is. But, yes, that is a croc. This happened in the Outback, and they don't come across gators at all.
@@p3p469 The infallible tactic is to ask if he saw it later or in a while
9:22 ish the second guy actually spins around after the first guy throws and instantly counters the incoming snowball in mid air. He is a protagonist.
well, he was going to do that anyway. It was a duel, they walk away, turn around, and throw a snowball to try to hit the other person first. The unexpected part is that their snowballs collided
8:40
The woodchippers I used to work with had this great design where if you fell towards it, you'd naturally try and grab on to a lever at the front (since it was kinda the only thing there to stop yourself from being sucked in). Putting pressure on that lever therefore stopped the whole machine. So your most basic panic response was the correct response. Don't understand why more machine don't have those kinds of levers, where going "OH SHIT!" and trying to push yourself away from it will cause it to turn off
4:06 As a resident Aussie I can safely say that is a crocodile… named kacey. I actually just got home from seeing her and Kai (the dude with the pan) today on goat island in the Northern Territory australia. He’s a nice dude and loves the croc but she just got too close to the people coming that day, so close that he had to get between them to stop her from hurting the travellers. All is well now tho.
As a Floridian I can tell you it's a gator named George
there are crocs on an island called goat island and there are still enough goats on said island for the island to be called goat island?
My husband and I go axe throwing multiple times a week. The only way I think that bounce back could happen is if the guy threw it to hard. In axe throwing you actually don't need too much force. Momentum and the weight of the axe do all the work. So everyone out there please don't do what this guy seems to have to keep everyone safe.
I've also gone to throw axes, I don't remember how many times, but I've never seen an axe do that. The closest to that was when my younger brother had his axe bounce off and slide on the ground. (This was back in 2020, so I was 14, and haven't been in a while)
Or.... Here's a crazy idea..... Don't throw axes.
The problem is the crummy places have rubber ends and the rubber bounces off when it doesn't hit right.
@@furbreezy6209 I'm glad the place I went to didn't have that. There wasn't any rubber on the axes at all.
**Seán** quick question… did you watch Stranger Things?
Someone needs to tell Jack about the subreddit "someone did the math"
5:00 that tree said no, right back at you brother.
Sean: That kid is looking up, he knows it shouldn't be making noise like that.
Me: Nah, that kids the devil, he willed it down.
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Lucius vibes
XD
"You're alone in the woods at night time."
My Brain: *whispering* Shia LaBeouf.....
PFFT loll
I cannot describe the relief knowing I wasn't alone with this
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought that!!!
Greeeat, now it's gonna be in my head all week haha
9:18 when you're in the desert and the sun is in the middle of the sky shooting straight down at you shadows kinda disappear and it looks weird
But no that is very real and very very dangerous stunts that have gotten people killed or seriously injured many videos online of it going wrong and going into the crowd.
(I lived in that part of the world for the first 15 years of my life so I'm pretty familiar with this stuff)
Just me or Sean’s videos are so good when you’re high, like they’re so funny normally but hilarious when you’re high
just discovering this xD
You are very correct
Yesss
hashtag relatable
Just tested and you are correct, thank you for this!
The rough part about that one in the elevator is that it might be* an art museum or restoration company. You can see the person doing the handoff has something similar to curator's gloves on, which are generally worn to protect the antiquities.
It's just a big ceramic tile package
Nope. They use carts, and use larger elevators than that.
Phew 😮💨
I used to work in a furniture store. And as far as I can see, that's a marble table top. 🙂
Looks like floor tile or something
8:47 As a machinist and toolmaker, this clip made me grit my teeth SO hard because I’ve seen so many safety videos and graphic images of people who didn’t survive this incident or got severely wounded. Also, props to Seán for knowing that’s a lathe 😉 you’d be surprised how many layman don’t know what a lathe is and think a mill is ONLY something you collect water or grain with. * Darth Vader noises * _Impressive…most impressive…_
i remember watching the video of that russian worker who was shown no mercy from a lathe. i refuse to ever go near one now. scary shit man, safety is no joke
@@bea7450 i mean more power to ya, but i kinda have to use them hahahaha. I don’t have the option of just rejecting them haha. They’re really fun to work with, but you HAVE to be playing chess while working with those machines. They will rip you to shreds and not give a single fuck.
ngl I read this as "As a masochist", so I thought this was going somewhere else lol
I remember a video where two guys in China died to one. One guy got pulled in and then the other died trying to save him. Looked like someone stretched human taffy and wrung out all the blood like a rag.
@@dedrxbbit7549 props to you man. seeing those videos has steered me far away from any kind of factory. im sure if youre smart enough to follow basic safety precautions, youd be fine. but knowing my dumbass..😶
For anyone curious about the difference between a crocodile and alligator:
\＿/ Alligator
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\_/Crocodile
😂😂 Good description- Also this one
V - Croco
U - Gator
I thought it was other way well uhhh
THANK YOU
Bro, you're just the coolest, I've been looking for this crack for a long time
Dude with the lathe even tried to grab the shirt and learned why that was a bad idea when it almost gave him a nice arm massage in return. Dude was DAMN LUCKY. There’s about as many ways that could have gone tragically wrong as the odds he didn’t end up mangled.
My first hour of being in wood shop back in School, we were drilled not to wear baggy clothes back in the shop floor
@@Lordvestage1313 yep. No baggy clothes, no jewelry, no long hair out, tuck in your shirt, roll up your sleeves, no gloves on the machine. My grandpa ran a shop and he even told me of a guy that got scalped by a machine when his hair got caught
@@TheLastArbiterThat was indeed one of the warnings we received in school's woodworking shop as well, can't honestly recall anything about baggy clothes but it was before that trend so I don't think anyone actually wore anything baggy.
@@Sylfa hahaha gotcha yeah I worked around machines a lot growing up so my dad and a shop/construction class made sure I learned all of that. These tools can absolutely wreck you in an instant, you can’t let your guard down ever. Gotta be careful not to leave stuff near the moving parts
"The Russian Lathe Incident"
For perspective.
Jack: "It couldn't be anywhere else but Florida!"
Australians: "uh huh~"
As an Australian I can agree with this. I have fought many crocodiles, though I used a cricket bat instead of a sauce/frying pan.
People in Louisiana get no love :(
Aussies would do it with a beer in the hand
@@the_Dos__ yeah, although I just go onto the any queensland beach at night with a bowie knife for protection, not encountered one in the wild yet. I've lived in far north queensland for 3 years
Plus you prolly are taller than me irl
Florida is America's Australia Demo.
4:33 Actually you were correct Jack
That is a crocodile you can tell from the shape of its snout.
Crocodiles have skinny v-shaped snouts while alligators have wide round u shaped snouts
then why are crocs wide and round?
"i've been seeing everything in lego" jack is a masterbuilder confirmed
"This bowling alley should be free of lumps" literally broke me! I was honestly laughing hysterically for at least 10 minutes straight. Afterwards I was sore but so happy, I haven't laughed like that in years. Thanks Jacksepticeye
This is what killed me too!
explain how that was so funny? did i miss something?
@@SquishyMoony I don't get it either.
@@SquishyMoony Its just the way he said it made some people laugh including me.
@@SquishyMoony Sometimes the most random things can set off a giggle attack. I've had things set me off that never even seemed that funny. It happens
"Glass goes everywhere. Kills your dog, kills your dad"
-Jacksepticeye 2022
We put m80s in ant hills they were everywhere they died all of em
"your dad" part hit me hard
@@ingwar5159 me too my dad died this March or may
@@IsaacMartinez-jf5bj sorry to hear that but i meant it the context of how ironic it is for Jack to say that(his dad also passed away like a year ago), im not making fun, just caught me off guard
@@ingwar5159 thank you also I didn't know he lost his dad so that is weird
You need to do WAY MORE of these!!
*My goldfish when I come home from work* 2:43
4:31 Sean's right, that's a crocodile. You can tell the jaw shape when it turns around to flee and it gives the camera a good top view angle. 👍
Yeah crocs have more narrow mouths while gators have wide and flat mouths.
And a gator would not stand up to those crazy scaly bastards
Thank you, I’ve been searching this comment.
Also its body is closer to the ground and its legs are more splayed out to the sides
0:17 I can't help but feel this is something Rocket Raccoon would actually do.
The bowling one can be explained like this looking at her throw her arm went way over to the left giving the ball the speed and momentum to pop itself out of the guter ive seen it ive even done it a few times but technically the score would still count it as a gutter in a professional setting some bowling knowledge for all
When that car started balancing on two wheels, anyone who’s even drove a car once already knew it was visual effects. And they did a decent job at it too.
stop
Early bird
When will you get a mustache?
why would you have to be able to drive a car to be able to do surface level observations?
This lad is chilling with 213 comment on this channel
Quick fact:
Alligators usually have more of a wide, rounded snout/mouth, with neat Teeth due to a slight overlap of their jaws.
Crocodiles tend to have narrower, more pointy snouts/mouths, and the teeth look messy, with interlocking teeth.
Gators have a U mouth
Crocs have a V mouth
I learned that the hard way
this might be some Mandela effect shit cuz I grew up in florida and SWEAR to god it was the other way around but google says ur right
alligators have more bumps on their backs to right?
@AstroBoom I recognize a man of culture when i see one.
3:35 Really insparational. I even shed a tear.
I love your reactions bro so unique they make my day
“I would have taken off all my clothes and scraped my ass across the table in excitement” I am fucking SOBBING
memento mori my friend
Overreaction
@@Formless_Blob memento mori my friend o7
Overreaction
@@siratlas8198 o7
"The bowling alley should be free of lumps!"
I couldn't agree more. I'm so glad we see eye to eye.
0:05 "You step out of your kaahr"
Amazing
10:37 Harry Potter and the mystical forces of nature
I would love that
Sean: "I'm surprised Junji Ito hasn't done a story about that yet where you can like, go really thin and fall between an elevator into a nothing dimension."
Me: "DON'T GIVE HIM THE IDEA!!!!!"
Also the video with the guy hitting the aligator/crocodile with the frying pan was in Australia.
the last thing we need is junji ito's take on the backrooms
EVERBODY REPORT THESE BOTS
The only place that rivals Florida.
@kamfours04 lol are you the same person who was banned for the hate messages towards JSE's late father? If I remember correctly, this is the same messages that were directed at him.
if it's Australia then it's a croc, we don't have alligators down here
I remember when my family would turn everything off during a thunderstorm and tell us not to mess with the phones (old cord phones) or the sink/tub. Turns out lightning really can travel through the line and shock you. It's rare but possible.
Also this was before Internet and on demand TV. Unless I was watching a VHS if that happened while I was watching a new episode of something I had to wait until the rerun.)
New fear unlocked
Yup us too!! My mom would always tell us we're not allowed to shower or take a bath during a Thunderstorm because lightning could get in. Glad to know this is a kind of universal memory lol
I had a science teacher once that this actually happened to, she wasnt't in the room when it exploded but it must've been a near death experience.
My mom always told me this and would always tell me not to shower during a thunderstorm or I’d be struck by lightning and I was like “mom, that’s a wives tail. What are the chances that you’d actually get struck by lightning? Have you ever met anyone that happened to? NO!” Then one day- the ONE day she doesn’t warn me about it, I go and take a shower and the MINUTE I had stepped out and grabbed a towel our house got struck by lightning and it travelled through the pipes and shattered our plumbing 🙃 it had to have electrocuted me if I’d been in there
@@emilygriffith6702 did take a bath during a storm once. In my defense I was in desperate need of a relaxing bath after a long work week and I had just filled the tube with nice hot water. Barely was in for 5 minutes when I heard the thunder.
At that point I just said "If it's gonna electrocute me I'm going out enjoying this."
I got out sooner than usual but enjoyed it for a bit.
Thank you man for sharing this stuff
-anything thats related to the outside happens
- Jack: ItS tHe FoUrTh Of JuLy WeEkEnD
Let's just take a moment to appreciate Jack's Johnny Bravo shark fin haircut
It’s glorious
I was going to say JD from Scrubs
It was kinda giving me Kakashi Hatake vibes
As someone who just went axe throwing for the first time recently, go.
It's so much fun, and they teach you how to throw the axes properly so you don't hurt yourself (or others) while trying.
I also recently started going axe throwing. Its so fun and some places have more than just axes to through. I got to throw ninja stars at one
Yeah, it’s just expensive for the concept.
@@Chrishum depends on where you go
i wish i trusted myself and my reflexes enough to believe you
I love how you instantly said it must be florida xD so amazing
4:00 - Late and probably pointless, but crocodile. Differences between crocs and gators
Crocs: Green-ish, thinner mouth - V, closed mouth shows teeth both going up and going down
Gators: Blue-ish, thicker mouth - U, closed mouth only shows teeth pointing down
"Buildings don't just fall over!" They do in China. Sean needs to look up "Tofu Construction". Pretty eye opening.
Thinking something cant just happen is really odd in itself. I've set things around, and theyve sat that way for a good four or five hours, and then suddenly they move because they moved. It's happened with bags full of stuff.
Also, y'know, Miami condos.
@@chanmandeath2993 Might wanna call an exorcist there, bud.
@@chanmandeath2993 Experienced that when I was 14, the trashcan in my bedroom practically DANCING in the middle of the night. Scared the shit outta me...
@@eternyti True, but due to the corruption inherent in the Chinese Communist system it happens a LOT over there. It's where the term "Tofu Construction" comes from, because so many of their buildings and infrastructure have collapsed due to shoddy materials and workmanship.
The odds are 1 in 1 that I will watch more Jack videos.
The best odds
The only odds.
it’s actually 3/4 because if you unalive with autoplay off you won’t watch any more videos
this checks out 🧐
2:57 new fear unlocked, never using bathroom during a thunderstorm, THANKS A LOT JACK!
I love how the first thing in the video is Sean talking about a raccoon jumping at you and I literally just had a run in with a 40 lbs massive raccoon the other night while watering my plants lol
Jack: I want to go axe throwing.
You'll be dearly missed.
4:04
Jack: "has to be florida, right?, cant be anywhere else"
Me, an Australian who saw this in the news: *chuckles* "amateur"
(yes, jack, it was a 3.5m saltwater crocodile and the video was taken in Darwin Australia)
Love ya from down under!
*fuck i hate that i said that*
as a fellow Australian i also hate that you said that
Wait, so you come from a lander down under?
@@thegamertrio6827 yeah…… yeah I’m aware
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!
@@DanielLovesArt OI OI OI!
5:45 someone needs to add this to a jack out of context vid
Hahaha at 5:06 when sean started coughing an ad came up for cough syrup and best part is the fact that its a never tell me the odds vid too
0:47 My wallet fell perfectly through a crack and down an elevator shaft in my dorm building this past semester, so I can 100% relate to this (I got it back)
I love when people see something super cool then get the zoomies.
0:46 this happened to me once. My hostel had a lift, one day i was causally walking into it to go to my room after having lunch, i was wearing flip flops and one of my flip flop got stuck their and slid down my foot and into that endless black pit.
4:30
Ah! It's me and random animal knowledge time!
I didn't get to tell my bonding with a Raccoon story from the intro, so I'll leave you with this!
A Alligator jaw is long, and narrows as it goes out, you could say, "it's shaped like an A". A Crocodile jaw, is more even and is curved at the front, you could say, "it's shaped like a C".
Ya know, A for alligator, C for crocodile?
5:21 An athlete in our special olympics managed that exact thing during the bowling event. We were all psyched for him because he hadn't been doing great beforehand.
"Harry Potter and the Magic Wand, they all have magic."
Jacksepticeye 2022
Pretty sure that Fan wasn't spinning when it fell. The conservation of angular momentum would keep it spinning in the same direction once released from its anchor point. At a height of a ceiling (say 8ft) it wouldn't have the downward speed to land perfectly between people. The fall speed would need to match the fan rotation speed perfectly. If not the blades would still be rotating faster than falling, so if it missed the top of their heads, it would strike their face or torso.
Also, the kid was looking up because the worker replacing the fan was making a lot on noise.
The more wild odds would be the worker who narrowly escaped getting sued.
Not how physics work
It is
I’ve been working as an axe coach for 2 years and I’ve never personally seen anything like in that video. That kind of stuff only happens when safety precautions are ignored or too relaxed. Definitely try axe throwing. It’s a blast!
Your the Best ty im hooked.🎉❤
For the intro part it reminds me:
"You're walking in the woods, there's no one around and your phone is dead. Out the corner of your eyes you spot him...(whispering) Shia LaBeouf"
The "Where are they now?"-PSA-style outro about media literacy was the perfect punchline to an epic saga
also bowling balls do that often where they bounce out of the gutter but most of the time it just get the pin all the way on the left or right
“It’s 4th of July weekend” man I haven’t thought about the siblings or dating video in a WHILE
"Buildings don't just fall over!"
Sean really needs to look up 'tofu-dreg' construction in China
Or the hotel in Florida that somehow collapsed on itself
@kamfours04 lol remember people, just report. Don’t engage with the channel.
When I said that is was like “EXCEPT IN CHINA”
I went axe throwing with my family and I found out my arm hurts like hell after throwing an axe for an hour at a board. The place we went also had throwing cards (they are throwing stars that look like playing cards) i enjoyed those. I also was almost hit with a rebounding axe once or twice
It was still fun though
So for those curious a crocodile is green and brown in color usually while alligators are typically blue and grey. Alligators have wide U shaped muzzles and crocodiles have thinner V shaped muzzles. That's because Crocs mainly hunt fish so they need a narrow easier to move snoot and alligators go after mammals so they need larger snoots that can grip and hold things tighter. The teeth thing he mentioned is alligator teeth are mostly concealed when the mouth is closed while crocodile teeth are fully visible when the mouth is closed.
The differences between alligators and crocodiles is that alligators don’t grow as big as crocodiles, Crocodiles have all of their teeth exposed even when their mouths are closed, but when alligators close their mouths, only the top row of teeth show, and alligator jaws are wider than crocodile jaws and that’s because alligators hunt larger prayer than crocodiles.
_smacks alligator with a frying pan_
"Never tell me the odds!"
I'm a bit lost on why that one was so amazing.
Actually it's not an alligator it's a crocodile
I guess because most people wouldn't even think of smacking one with a frying pan, let alone successfully managing to scare it away
@@medusathedecepticon I mean, there are videos of cats bopping a gator on the nose and it going away. They're not always that aggressive, they're even called swamp puppies. A pan kind of seems overkill to me.
@@medusathedecepticon I mean... it was just south of Darwin, so it wasn't that surprising. She wasn't even that big. The man in the video was pretty chill about it too XD
"Bowling alleys should be free of lumps!"
*horrific flashback to making mashed potatoes with my grandmother*
why did I think that u put ur grandma in potatoes?
@@itiswhatitisinnit o no
@@itiswhatitisinnit are you ok?
nvm i think i know the answer already...
@@lunarpitch reading things right is not my strong side
7:26
2 licence plates cannot legally be the same so,
there are 1.4 billion cars on earth.
1 in 1.4 billion is 0.014 [ from the calculator i used lel]
Damn
@@razorwolf2758 I'm 90% sure it's not accurate
@@sirdeezthev3436 oh XD
I once saw a video of someone who got their sleeve stuck in a lathe and it sucked his entire body in. As much as I can handle gore, that was traumatic and I couldn’t stop thinking about it for days.
4:55 tree:IM NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT
Treevenge but better and less scarier
I’m so glad to see another funny video made by Sean after the news. I’ve been scrolling through CZcams a lot but Jack never fails to make me laugh.
R.I.P. Technoblade, fly high.
Dude I'm sorry this comment was spammed by bots
And yeah, I hope Technoblade is flying high
bots missed the memo, he's fighting god in heaven
Just report the bots, that's the most we can do...
May he rest easy and win the battle against god as he should be.
Yeah, yesterday was a total nightmare when I got home from work and seeing that he had died. I'm glad jack can cheer us up tho
Rest In Peace Technoblade 👑🎗️
It made my day, the crocogator is clearly a big long
Cat/dog/lizard
4:15 it is in fact a crocodile, you can tell when it turns to leave the snout is more narrow. it’s also more green though that might just be because of the camera
Jack earlier: "Everything on the internet is real!"
Jack right now: "My brain can't handle it and everything on the internet is fake"
@kamfours04 lol haha so funny 🗿
@@derpydqelinuent Don't bother replying to a spambot. Just downvote and report them.
the ceiling fan one is actually one of my fears for some reason. it’s never happened to me, but i feel like it will.
i am absolutely terrified of a ceiling fan falling on me, which is why i won't turn a fan on high enough that it wobbles at all, even if that means not turning it on at all. i've had this fear as long as i can remember, and i have no idea where i got it
@@catlovingnerd21 You might be the kid in this clip
I get nervous seeing ceiling fan poles shaking violently. I feel like its one spin shy away from breaking off and killing someone
I know right, in school I avoided sitting under one all the time, hated it so much
Bowling alley mechanic here. That white cover on the gutter capping where the ball pops out of the gutter is actually a camera that takes a picture of the remaining pins after a ball is thrown. The bolts that hold it in place go in horizontally and are likely sticking out just enough for a ball to hit that's gone in the gutter. The odds of striking off of a protruding bolt head with what looks to be a very light bowling ball are pretty low!
I love the vids at 4:47 and 4:56 those are my top favorites here😂🤣
For the croc vs. Gator distinction just remember:
-Crocs have noses that make an "A"
-Alligators have a nose that makes a "C"
Because names
Or you can use U and V
Ulligator and Vrocodile
Lmao are u serious why woukd they do that 😅
@@moistsquish - You're not too sharp, are you? 😂
My mom told me “American alligator/ Nile crocodile”
@@erinbrooks5026 - Valid but limited, if she never considered Australia 😛
The "Crapping Thunder" story, I remember hearing about that on Radio Dead Air's podcast "What the Fuck is Wrong With You" a few weeks back. Absolutely happened. Ain't safe from lightning anywhere! They warn you not to take a shower during a thunderstorm, and you are like "psh that's false" but now this... so you'll never know....
Same. I was hoping Jack would look it up. Totally real.
Also had some incidents where lightning traveled through land line phones
I wouldn't have thought porcelain/ceramic would make a good conductor, but I guess the lightning doesn't need *good* conductors, just any conductors. And if the pipes were metal, that would probably be enough to carry the current to the toilet.
Our pipes are PVC inside the house; I always wondered why they only switch to metal once they're in the ground, but I guess now I know...
Was gonna comment the same fact. Dont shower in a storm. Cause lighting. (Also cause if power goes out you could slip n fall n get hurt)
@@shinyfirefly5034 I guess you'd have to be in a very dry place in the first place for a stray lightning to hit THAT of all things while ignoring everything else 😂 or maybe that toilet was just really really unlucky
Fun story about a Lathe i whas 16 in middleschool and had 5min of class left until it whas the end of the day. Now my younger self really wanted to have my piece done that same day, having the machine running on 90RPM my piece looked like it got stuck on the support ofc i had that smartest idea of fixing it with my Hand... while wearing GLOVES. my piece grabbed my glove pulling my hand with it it turned and broke 4 of my fingers, each finger had 4 fractures in them, my hand then pierced my glove resulting in just my glove sliding on my piece while i got to press the emergency button in a panic. Eventually i made a full recovery in 2 weeks en don't have any signs of that it even happened, the shock however stayed thinking of if that machine was on 1000 rpm which we do for Aluminum Makes me sick it will pull you in and rip you to shreds like sean said, lathes are no joke
Yeah that bowling clip, I used to be in highschool bowling and if you roll the ball into the gutter but you roll it at a curve, it kinda likes to move around and could bounce out. I saw it a lot
I love seeing editors in videos like these, just adds to the humour of it and gives an insight into the process and who's helping out to make these videos great
Is this copied?
@@rruizz yes I saw this on another video
4:12 is actually Florida's fun uncle, Australia! It is in fact a crocodile. Their mouths are more narrow at the front.
So happy to hear that you keep enjoying your Lego builds!
I'm sure that was a marble counter that went through the elevator
3:33 Ok jack. I'm really sad to inform that i have 10-75 cancers. It was nice knowing you guys...
Don’t trust internet “doctors” that’s an exseptionn
4:00 that cut from celebrating about a soccer save to beating a crocigator comedy gold great editing!
"I can build this family out of lego!" -Jack
I live in okmulgee!! I remembered when this happened it was during a bad flood a couple months ago