You are probably the most consistently funny youtuber out there. Not to mention one of the few who can consistently put out great videos once a week. Dank you.
@@spethmanjones2997 Episode 9 is way worse then 8. I'm not saying that TLJ was any where near perfect but ROS was actual dog shit. Like during the movie a small English bulldog came into the theater and took a shit in my lap.
noun, plural series. 1. a group or a number of related or similar things, events, etc., arranged or occurring in temporal, spatial, or other order or succession; sequence.
0:00 Papa John's In Bismark 0:13 Donkey Kong Country 1 1:03 Pizza Telegraph 1:20 World's Fattest Man 1:52 The Old General 2:02 Little Caesar's 2:52 Papa John's In Biloxi 3:00 Pizza Hoedown 3:21 Super Mario Stuff 4:04 Heck Yeah 4:10 Papa John's In [indecipherable] 4:25 Sally 5:02 Outro
2:06 "Just print out a 10x10 picture of a giraffe and stick on the front of the door, it's a new store policy" "Oh okay, I can do that" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm laughing way to hard lmfao
Hansus Someone in the comments of that tweet actually sourced an unedited version of that image, the one with the giraffe is photoshopped. It would be hilarious if it was real tho
3:21 is one of my favourite things on the internet. I love it when both the prank caller and the person on the other end of the line start laughing about how ridiculous the bit is.
+Vinesauce Joel WAIT. If Vinny and Cr1tikal had a team-up stream, does this mean we'll get Joel and Jason teaming up? Gotta say, this new JoJo part is sounding better by the minute.
"Jason....JASON! I'm sorry sir, give me a minute- *JASON!.......SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!* " haha, fucking hilarious xD Edit: I left this here, and this is bound to be the most likes I've ever gotten on a single dumbass comment of mine. Thanks folks. Also, new star wars sucked. Cya
Cody Cook No, he just couldn’t be bothered dealing with what was obviously a prank. I don’t think that one phone call gave him an existential crisis, although it’s possible.
I love that at 3:54 they both know what he's going to say and they are laughing while the say: - do you like star wars? - you guys got star wars? the tension there is hilarious
+Carmeliy Did you just assume that he/she just assumed that they just assumed that he/she just assumed that they just assumed he/she was actually referring to the (I'm assuming) women in this video and not women in general. Because I'm sure he/she saw videos similar to this where (I'm assuming) women did the same thing.
+NephewJews I feel he was about to say would you like a 2 L of piss with that but I feel he thought it wasnt worth any trouble and just hung up because hes at work at its not his personal life.
Making something as simple like "Im a beaver" funny takes some sort of inherent talent. Fun Fact: I found this video by simply typing in "Im a beaver", because i forgot which video he said it in. Was like result #2.
Thank you Jason. I was having a bad day at work, but after an evening of drinking in my bathtub while laughing to your videos, I feel ok to try again tomorrow. Thanks for all the laughs, man.
Out of all of this, the one I laugh at is the 5 second clip where Dunkey literally asks if he's gonna see the new Star Wars, and hangs up immediately after is response.
dunkey has 2,000,000 subs markiplier has 10,000,000 subs markiplier's genie video uploaded 2 days ago has 1,000,000 views dunkey's new high quality papa john's video uploaded 2 days ago has 825,000 views gg dunkey
+The Green Goblin Lemme just say that Markiplier is a great guy. Is his content as entertaining as donkey's? Of course not. But calling his fans dopes is a bit harsh imo.
Pizza Shark I offa you friendship...and you spat in my face...had you cooperated, Mary Jane's death would have been quick and painless, but now that you've *really pissssed me offffff.....* I'm gonna finish her nice...and slooooow. Ya dope.
Yeah I take from his overly chirpy tone and phrasing he was gonna come back with some next level sarcastic shit but gave up mid sentence and was like fuck this shit
You are probably the most consistently funny youtuber out there. Not to mention one of the few who can consistently put out great videos once a week. Dank you.
+PenguinHQ Penguinz0 is also one of the greatest of all time
In Germany there is one too, but well only for germans :3
Coldmirror4life
You consistently say consistently
+Bushido Brown gtfo pewdiepie is the third dankest first is markiplier
+PenguinHQ Yea right when im writing this im being an awkward person . You are right
i hope that guy actually stuck a giraffe picture in front of the store lmao
+anon03030605 I would shit my pants if I ever see a store with giraffe picture on the door or somewhere outside.
+anon03030605 twitter.com/vgdunkey/status/665706222771830785
+Acklow Cordois fake n' gay
***** love you too bae
+condiegov +NotThatStable I love pizza. thats it.
"I hope she's not to upset with me"
*"She's pissed"*
HALLO?
IM HIS MUDDHA
IM FURIOUS
HE JUST WANTS DONKEY KONG COUNTRY 1 FOR THE SUPER NINTENDO
IM FUR-
"You gonna go see the new star wars?"
"Heck yeah."
What a happy dude
That’s my favorite part
Nekid Snek9000 thanks Rian
@@spethmanjones2997 Episode 9 is way worse then 8. I'm not saying that TLJ was any where near perfect but ROS was actual dog shit. Like during the movie a small English bulldog came into the theater and took a shit in my lap.
K3mikGuy367 a St. Bernard with stomach worms left a steaming soupy mess in my lap during TLJ
@@spethmanjones2997 JJ Abram's marionetted a dead woman. Carrie Fisher's CGI corpse has a massive amount of screen time in ROJ.
"Im done with papa johns" - Sky Williams
nice profile pic bro
+JuanTurks27 Reminds me of that time Sky quit League of Legends
+BetaDude40 LOL
I loved that part! XD
What if they actually fucking put a giraffe on the door...
+sonicawesomeness just imagine what they'd think about the girafe
FUCKING DYING
HOLY SHIT THAT GUY
HE IS A LEGEND
+sonicawesomeness it's photoshopped.
+MotiveToKill Goddamn it... WHY WOULD YOU RUIN THE FUN
He probably still did it tho.
+sonicawesomeness It's not photoshopped... just negative tards saying that lol
"THE BREADSTICKS ARE FREEEEEE!" always cracks me up.
"JASO-"
excuse me
"JASON, SHUT THE FUCK UP"
"Uh no they're not"
@@indisciipline they were so polite before SCREAMING at him 😂
I saw this in my recommended and thought it was new but dunkey was just woke and predicted papa’s day of reckoning
Bsmashsps best comment I’ve seen
Same
400th like
His mom sounds like Big Smoke
I'll have two #9's, a #9 large, a #6 with extra dip, a #7, two #45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
All you had to do was follow the god damn train CJ
+Lucien Lachance #6 with extra dip comes before #7
Your Kind Disgusts Me Thanks spidey
+Lucien Lachance cya chump
I seriously think that guys gonna put a picture of a giraffe on the front door.
he did, I walked by the store and i saw the giraffe.
VYSUS dumbass...
MonkeyBomb K
*I ' M A G I R A F F E !*
Im a beaver
the party city girl was so sweet
That was my favourite one.
@@WJPenning
I HATE that one!
@@WJPenning
What about the Sally's Pizza one?
@@roachdoggjr1940 I HATE the Sally's Pizza one.
What about the Star Wars guy, I like that guy?
THE DAY OF RECKONING WILL COME
Did you watch
cowboy pocket tomorrow ?
Papa Johns 30 for 40
It came
Oh, it fk came
We’re in for it now
I fucking love you dinky
That's kinky
+Walrusman523 Nah nah nah you guys got it all wrong. That's Dumkey
+Danny Ramirez nah you got it wrong it Dumfuk
+Jean Valverde you got it wrong Dumass!
+thevisi0nary Lrn2Spell Dumbass
THE BREADSTICKS ARE FREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+tom mor Umm no. They are not.
We're does that come from?? Lmao
that's what apex would say FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
i imagened that in kermits (AKA joels dads) voice XD
*SHUT THE FUCK UP*
4:20 You can tell he really wanted to suggest additional toppings for the doodoo pizza but probably saw his boss nearby or something lmao
Then his boss walks over to him and he's all like, "why did you hang up on that customer?" Lmfao.
He just couldn't think of what to say next
Piss Lemonade, it was so obvious smh
He had a big struggle
The phone calls are recorded for quality and if they ever stop hear them they would hear a worker insulting a customer.
Dunkey: " yeah I knew you guys had piz- "
Lady: " *No we don't.* "
Dunkey: (maniacal laughter)
just lightens me up
HEY, THAT'S MY PFP ON XBOX LIVE. (DRAMA)
I love and appreciate the fact that she chose to sternly argue with him as opposed to just hanging up.
4:50
I'd watch a whole series of this. Not joking lol.
+TheRoadTo$wag sem
THE MLG MLP good on ya' m8
there is a whole series idiot. he's made like 4 prank call videos before
Shaquel Black Right. Four videos. That's a series.
noun, plural series.
1.
a group or a number of related or similar things, events, etc., arranged or occurring in temporal, spatial, or other order or succession; sequence.
dunkey and that girl from party city had something going on
and that something is chemistry
Dunkey's taken, you know.
TheRealNoOne
yeah he is hehehe
+Crawfly he hates chemistry
+Crawfly you know dunkey, he's money is on squirtle as the best pokemon u know
+XhunterDragon96 but for my money i take charizad
"GET SOME PEP'RONI ON THEM MOTHAFUCKERS!"
-The world's fattest man
0:00 Papa John's In Bismark
0:13 Donkey Kong Country 1
1:03 Pizza Telegraph
1:20 World's Fattest Man
1:52 The Old General
2:02 Little Caesar's
2:52 Papa John's In Biloxi
3:00 Pizza Hoedown
3:21 Super Mario Stuff
4:04 Heck Yeah
4:10 Papa John's In [indecipherable]
4:25 Sally
5:02 Outro
Thank you for the tracklist
2:06 "Just print out a 10x10 picture of a giraffe and stick on the front of the door, it's a new store policy"
"Oh okay, I can do that" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'm laughing way to hard lmfao
i love that meme face, it's just too funny!
Carlton Banks it's lenny face you pleb
+Carlton Banks it's a lenny face. dont call it a meme face.
+Retro4214 I was hoping he'd cut to a video of the guy taping a giraffe photo to the front door of a Caesar's.
+Retro4214 Yea man, but the poor guy probably got fired xD Imagine him putting the picture and the boss sees him xD
Touch my pizza roll
+THE MLG MLP whaaat
Aridus TOUCH ITTTTTT
+Aridus email him at his webzone and he will mail you a pizza roll
+THE MLG MLP DumbAss
+Steven Nguyen most people who use that word aren't joking
Dunk: Hey this is mister doo doo ca ca weiner pants, I would like to order one large doo doo pizza.
Papa John: Oh good would you like that *dies*
i felt bad for this guy
guy I know he was probably having a bad day and was unlucky enough to have dunkey prank call him still funny though
“Oh Lovely!” 💀💀💀
I'm guessing he was gonna aggressively play along then decided he didn't give a shit
He’s like “fuq this I’m out”.
Dunkey predicted the day of reckoning
Lykken wow lmao
What's that
@@vedaryan334 .
I feel like that guy really did print out that giraffe pic
I saw the picture once. I just can't find it anymore
it's a photoshop.
@@Kyoko_ DETELETE THIS
I did
Ingenium SE saturation does not match
I wonder if Dalton put the giraffe on the door.
Rev22360 (That Nintendo Guy)
same lmao
he did twitter.com/vgdunkey/status/665706222771830785
Hansus Holy shit that is amazing
Hansus Someone in the comments of that tweet actually sourced an unedited version of that image, the one with the giraffe is photoshopped. It would be hilarious if it was real tho
OR the other image is photoshopped :D
4:20 when you try to roast someone but you stutter
What do you think he was gonna say?
4:24 i can never so stop laughing at this call. “Yeah, you own the store”
'No, no'
No, i dont* @@diville23
I wonder if Dolton printed that Giraffe.
+Salar Jalinous It was shopped, sadly enough
*Dalton
pbs.twimg.com/media/CT0QR_JUsAEYjYR.png:large
+Camping In Train That says 2012
***** pshhhh
I ship Dunkey and the party city girl.
Same
"I choose.... Leah" -Dunkey while kicking sky's ass in rocket league.
same
+scottaification you will never get into ikon
Shawn Stotler The fuck is a Ikon, isn't that a camera brand?
4:25 I feel like this is the best dunkey moment. something about his responses always cracks me up.
Your name is the most beautiful oxymoron I have ever heard
I really like the one when he tries to become the world's fattest man
Jim Bob Joe so right!! HAhah
Haha
3:21 is one of my favourite things on the internet. I love it when both the prank caller and the person on the other end of the line start laughing about how ridiculous the bit is.
The giraffe part fucking got me
Axel Carnage the funny part is that the guy actually put a picture of a giraffe on the front door
It was just a photoshop.
It was??? Oh man. Sniper no Sniping
Axel Carnage what are you into giraffes or something ?
Axel Carnage what made me laugh really hard is the part where he asks for Donkey Kong
I love how that one girl was like...
"...do you hate Star Wars?"
What a sweetheart. :D
One day dunkey and that girl will marry and have a beautiful life together.
That was the best part
Do you have kids? Yea...
I HATE KIDS!
Jimmi DA FISH MUN he already has a girlfriend
@@HeadsChest no hes married to leah
“You’re _late”_
-World’s Fattest Man
4:20 ‘’Oh lovely, now would youlikethatwithtgeblurghutghuhhhhhh’’
*HEY IT'S ME... I'M HIS MUDDA!*
William Smith IM FURIOUS
*HE JUST WANTS DONKEY KONG COUNTRY ONE FOR THE SUPER NINTENDO*
Hey it's me still..! Heeheheheh!!
oh wow, hey.
You got me there
4:22 local man has existential crisis mid-sentence and is found dead.
Great video dunkles.
+Vinesauce Joel Just like the indian guy from Optimizer Pro.
Holy crap. It's Joel!
+Doofanator Towel is kill. Rest in piss.
+Vinesauce Joel WAIT. If Vinny and Cr1tikal had a team-up stream, does this mean we'll get Joel and Jason teaming up?
Gotta say, this new JoJo part is sounding better by the minute.
+Vinesauce Joel when you find out 2 of the greatest youtubers exist on the same video
"Thank you for calling Papa John's can you hold for a minute please?"
*I'M A BEAVER*
(Click)
It was hard to find a time stamp, so 2:51 is “I’m a beaver.”
underratted cromment
2:56
"I'm his mother!"
"Oh wow, hey."
So disrespecteful to dunkeys mom, jesus.
IM FURIOUS
yeah really, kids these days, no respect
Muddah*
LiquidArmProduction it was dunkey, man he got you good
What!? Dunkey's his own mother!? I do not approve. Unsubscribe!
"Jason....JASON! I'm sorry sir, give me a minute- *JASON!.......SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!* "
haha, fucking hilarious xD
Edit: I left this here, and this is bound to be the most likes I've ever gotten on a single dumbass comment of mine. Thanks folks. Also, new star wars sucked. Cya
Yeh
THE BREAD STICKS FREEEEEE
XIXTHRASHER Oh man I really want to see more Prank calls like that
hahaha i also watched the video!
XIXTHRASHER The bread sticks are FREEEEEE
"Hey you gonna see the new star wars?"
"heck yea"
"me too man i love star wars"
*_wholesome_*
As soon as he heard "Mr Doodoo Caca Weinnerpants" he was so defeated to even comeback at that roast.
"This is Jabba the Hutt" then shows a picture of an Ewok
That was clearly Jabba. Have you not seen Star Trek?
i dont know you
+The Real Dagoth Ur he haaaaaa
I died
stfu you spoiled Doctor Who, you told me that the next darth vader is Luke Frasier
hhahahahah! This is brilliant:
"HELLO!?!?! IT's ME! I'm his MUDDAH!"
"Hey, it's actually me still."
"Oh man, you tricked me. You got me good."
"look at you"
“Hello this is papa johns and wha...”
*HEE HAW*
Zicca I LOVE THIS EVERYTIME
@@akirareiko i always kind of forget how loud and immediate the HEEHAAAA sounds when you start this video
@@jonkflurgen6975 lol it's loud and comes out of nowhere
I love how the guy and the other side of the phone just doesn't give a s*** at all
“This is Jabba the Hutt”
*shows Ewok*
Yep...that’s the joke, you found it...
Sure did
Can I ask you (and this is truly a genuine question)- what motivated you to write this comment?
Caleb Reader don’t know it was 5 months ago
4:20 the guy actually tried to make a comeback of some sort but the truth of how terrible his life was just stopped him.
Cody Cook he just fuckin gives up lol
Hah 4:20 that's a funny
“Im so hungry man! Put some pepperoni on that mothafucka”
Cody Cook No, he just couldn’t be bothered dealing with what was obviously a prank. I don’t think that one phone call gave him an existential crisis, although it’s possible.
I can see that happening to me
"Hi this is papa johns, how can I help you today?"
*IM A BEAVER*
**click**
666 likes
0ctopiss change your pfp
0ctopiss what’s your prof pic pls tell (FOR SCIENCE PROJECT)
Veri good pfp
they had genuine chemistry at 3:27
Leahhhh
"I'M FURIOUS" just pops into my head whenever.
Dalton sounds so worried
I am! Lol
he should be man, those gas laws aren't gonna write themselves
My boy if this is actually you you're a legend!
Captrad me aw you shouldn't have
Captrad seriously what did I do
I want to hear a full conversation between dunkey and the party city girl
I second that
I second that
Outcome Train go boom.
First
I second that
I love that at 3:54 they both know what he's going to say and they are laughing while the say:
- do you like star wars?
- you guys got star wars?
the tension there is hilarious
The Party City call is my favorite moment in the prank call videos
Theyre all so good impossible to pick a favourite for me
Yea I hate super mario 🚫
@@ohianaw *whispers* I hate Star Wars
Dunkey: "you guys want more league videos"
Audience: "yeah!"
Dunkey "I hate making league videos"
+jonas wojtas
Dunkey: "you guys want more league videos"
Audience: "no"
Dunkey "I love making league videos"
Dunkey:i love making league videos
Us:we hate watching league videos
Us:we love watching league videos
Dunkey:ya know what comes next
"Hungry man, get some pepperonis on those motha fuckas"
"GET SOME BREAD STICKS MOTHA FUCKAS"
"BREADSTICKS ARE FREE"
JASON!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
I love how you can hear the employee say "no they're not" after hearing "THE BREADSTICKS ARE FREE! "
“oh, lovely! now, would you linrffixkenentiqome r HNNGH *slam*”
As someone who worked in retail and received actual scam calls, I appreciate Dunky's scam call that demanded nothing but a giraffe on the front door.
Did he actually put a Giraffe on the door?
I genuinely want to know.
SuperBoxBeam Same lmao.
This must be found out
Someone please find out. This makes me curious
id pay for that information
So when you try the three way conversation prank with women they just apologise to each other and hang up. Strange.
+LoLADC did u just assume s/he assumed their gender
+XxZeN0xX did u just assume that they were a he or a she?
***** did u not just assume that i assumed that this was coming?
+Carmeliy Did you just assume that he/she just assumed that they just assumed that he/she just assumed that they just assumed he/she was actually referring to the (I'm assuming) women in this video and not women in general. Because I'm sure he/she saw videos similar to this where (I'm assuming) women did the same thing.
***** Yes....yes you did.
4:14 “Hey, this is Mr. DoodooKakaWeinerPants”
*Caca
@Peashooter The Frick the best part is him hanging up because he isnt witty enough to reply
the "heehaw" at the beginning killed my ass
4:20 notice how the employee wanted to make a smartass comeback but he fucked up so he hung up lmfao
"Oh, lovely! Now wouldyoulickadc,al *sighs*"
Lmao
I literally didn't even notice
+NephewJews I feel he was about to say would you like a 2 L of piss with that but I feel he thought it wasnt worth any trouble and just hung up because hes at work at its not his personal life.
+Cole Oskiera lol he gave up
I like it when they go with it.
it makes me cream ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Slingermon Yay I laugh like a squirrel on meth with six whole marijuanas in his veins but, whatever. To each his/her own.
+Slingermon Yay ಠ_ಠ
John Woods What, enjoy the simple things in life bro! Huehuehue.
+Slingermon Yay makes me sweat in all kinds of places, like my fingers.
"the breadsticks are FREEE!!"
still the best dunkey catchphrase
4:10 the guy was gonna hit back with the most fire comeback then tripped 🤣🤣🤣
Kills me every time
So wait DOES Sally Beauty Supply sell pizza or not???
+Tales Of Taylor yeah they have pizza there
+videogamedunkey POST LEAUGE PLS
***** Thank you, videogamedunkey.
+videogamedunkey Nah WAIT, does pizza sell Sally's Beauty Supply or not???
They said in the video they do.
Do they have only one employee in all gamestops because they literally all sound the same
In fact, to reduce company costs we have ever only had one employee.
We clone them so we only have to pay them a single paycheck.
Right? Ive seen the same guy at mine in three different towns. I would almost believe they were cloned.
Nine your clones are very impressive you must be proud
666th like
cursed
This man always seems to get the most patient people to ever exist
So true
"I don't know you"
That's the entire point of being a customer service representative
i laughed too damn hard at this lol. made my morning dunkey thanks.
o0o Deagle o0o are you my dad?
might be.
me to. these are aweasome
o0o Deagle o0o IKR!!!!
o0o Deagle
I dont understand how he makes being childish funny.But he fucking makes being childish funny.
+Denis King Have to agree, Denis. I don't know how or why, but this guy's videos are hilarious.
+devlosirrus That's Dunkey for ya. He can literally make anything funny.
I think it's the accent
maybe because he sounds like a grown ass black man
Making something as simple like "Im a beaver" funny takes some sort of inherent talent.
Fun Fact: I found this video by simply typing in "Im a beaver", because i forgot which video he said it in. Was like result #2.
Sometimes that hee-haw just enters my mind randomly.
4:01 The whispering “I hate Star Wars” was the best.
Dunk's Papa Johns videos have changed my life
+The Brown Cloud same
+The Brown Cloud same
Same
They changed my son's life too.
After I cut my balls off.
+The Brown Cloud Ever since I saw this I've been a millionaire. I was on the street and I saw a homeless man. And he gave me money.
Thank you Jason. I was having a bad day at work, but after an evening of drinking in my bathtub while laughing to your videos, I feel ok to try again tomorrow. Thanks for all the laughs, man.
harden the fuck up
*drinking out of, sorry my bad
+Jangsterzz-Paradizze get a fucking spine, hippy
Bassoonify does that mean that your naked right now? :D
Ariel Anant The comment you replied to was written 1 year ago i don't think he is still in the bathtub dude
"Hello?"
"You're late"
Out of all of this, the one I laugh at is the 5 second clip where Dunkey literally asks if he's gonna see the new Star Wars, and hangs up immediately after is response.
dunkey has 2,000,000 subs
markiplier has 10,000,000 subs
markiplier's genie video uploaded 2 days ago has 1,000,000 views
dunkey's new high quality papa john's video uploaded 2 days ago has 825,000 views
gg dunkey
+Super luigi All this tells me is that there are 500% more dopes on CZcams.
+The Green Goblin true
Ikr
+The Green Goblin Lemme just say that Markiplier is a great guy. Is his content as entertaining as donkey's? Of course not. But calling his fans dopes is a bit harsh imo.
Pizza Shark I offa you friendship...and you spat in my face...had you cooperated, Mary Jane's death would have been quick and painless, but now that you've *really pissssed me offffff.....* I'm gonna finish her nice...and slooooow.
Ya dope.
4:21 lmfao the guy just gave up halfway because he realized what he was saying im crying
lol
imnotglutenfree no i think he was gonna come back with something but gave up
No he was gunna go with it but gave up xD how do u not notice all those words
imnotglutenfree what did he think he was saying
Yeah I take from his overly chirpy tone and phrasing he was gonna come back with some next level sarcastic shit but gave up mid sentence and was like fuck this shit
4:13
I drop this line in every phone call.
same whenever I get scam calls
Props to the employee who kept saying the rehearsed line even through the hee haw
Didn't even have dankuy kong? What kinda jimmy johns is that?
+Sen. Steven Armstrong Nanomachines son.
+Sen. Steven Armstrong NANOMACHINES SONG!!!!
+Sen. Steven Armstrong You must be that ninja
+Sen. Steven Armstrong Guys stop quoting at him. DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR
A Kanky Dang to surpass Double Daves.
"Who are you?"
"Uhh this is Jabba the Hurt."
*Picture of ewok is put on screen*
...
"I don't know you."
“I’m Jabba the Hutt”
“I don’t know you”
Imagine needing to be on a first name basis with someone at a restaurant in order to eat there
4:22 I love how the dude didn’t have the heart to continue the bit so he just gave up
Beaver discrimination right there...
beavers are cunts
+Kiandymundi k
+TheRedvip3r i prefer wombats
+Kiandymundi KiandyPizza, order me a pizza please.
"hi, this is Mr. DudukakaWeinerPants." LOL
+Nateson in case you're wondering, caca in spanish means shit
no its caca i pretty much live in mexico and i see it spraypainted on walls that way
+Joey Bonzo Its not just spanish tho.
***** could be brother i may be wrong
Apparently, you guys like Spanish....
...
..
.
I hate Spanish.
I just saw this shit in 2019. I've never laughed so hard in my life. My back hurts!
The first time I saw it I stayed up like two hours binging the rest and other old Dunkey. Great stuff, I was bloody losing it.
Yea.
Thanks to this guy, I now know that Sally's DOES have pizza.
i have congestion and when i laughed a fucking ball of liquid mucus got shot out of my nose
I wish I could rediscover dunkey again
I'm in love with this Party City girl.
That's the funniest part to me.
That and the breadsticks are FREE part
moood.
"I'm a beaver!" *Click*
TheFatKidOutRanMe Nice profile pic, youve obviously seen some REAL SHIT???
LOL that chick at the toys r us was great
+deathblade811 Btw you should prank call Gamestop and ask if they sell pants
+deathblade811 Always ask about the pants
+deathblade811
bitch shoulda had pants...
U mean party city? Or am i missin toys r us? :/
+deathblade811 Oyle mui mui mesa luv dat part
3:20 “You’re late” *gunshot*
_Imagine explaining to your manager why you're taping a 10x10 picture of a giraffe to the front door_
Oh my god, this is fucking gold. It's so much funnier than the first one.
shaun03a yep that's another episode of dragonstale for ya.
I NEED FOUR PIZZAS I NEED QUAD PIZZAS
+Vasto_Lorde PAPA JONES I NEED YOU
PENTA KILL PAPA JOHNS!!!!
+Vasto_Lorde Aww, now I'm sad.
What don't be!
+Vasto_Lorde You should head down to Sally's Beauty Supply, I hear they definitely have at least 4.
“…you’re late” funniest thing i’ve ever heard man. oh my god thats hilarious
1:42 "The Bread Sticks are FREEE"
*JASON*
Uhhhh no their not