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"I'm not gonna worry about that trivial stuff, like whether it's fed, or has enough space, or has sufficient health care, or is happy" said the man who just recently got a cat.
8:12 If you wanted the ditto to transform into a tidy room, the ditto must have seen that tidy room first, meaning that you will have to tidy your room at least once.
No, just beg your mom to tidy your room, then get ditto to memorize it... and even if you have to tidy it yourself, it's better to do it once than doing it everyday
@@samarpratap21 _"ditto will fail to transform if it bases on memory, it can only transform if the the target is infront of it"_ smth like dat in pokedex
It needs to see them ever on it life, so if you dont meet an astronaut in real life ditto cant transform into it. On the other hand, Zoroark can obtain typing, power and biologycal appearence/ functioning of anything, even it Zoroark hasnt seen it or it doesn’t exist
Espeon: A catlike friend to keep me company Garbodor: I have a hard time keeping my room clean, so having one around would do me some good Chansey/Audino: I get sick pretty often, so having a helpful friend to keep me healthy would be nice Snorlax: A big friend to cuddle with if I am lonely
Also, if Alakazam trusts you, it will give you one of its spoons. Which makes everything taste delicious. Thanks for the LIKES! 80 is the most I’ve gotten
you forgot alakazam's ultra moon dex entry: If it trusts someone deeply, it will let them have one of its spoons. Anything you eat with that spoon is apparently delicious
Alakazam also have a Pokédex entry in Ultra Moon stating that "If it trusts someone deeply, it will let them have one of its spoons. Anything you eat with that spoon is apparently delicious." So another perk for Alakazam!
I can imagine a picture in my head of me playing video games in my room. I'm drinking water that Suicine has one of its string thingies dipped in. My sister is sleeping peacefully in the background with Hypno standing next to her. Scyther is preparing dinner in the background. You can see it's snowing outside, and Castform is looking through the window, yelling at the clouds. My cell phone is vibrating under my bed, and Audino is picking up its vibrations. Meowth is making it rain (In the metaphorical sense. Castform is literally making it rain.). Ditto is copying exactly what Meowth is doing. Rotom is vacuuming the floor. Victini is cheering me on as I destroy my opponents in Pokemon. And finally, Alakazam is using telekinesis to sort my room, all while doing complicated math problems in his head.
In my opinion, Dialga would be the most useful. There are many times when people need an undo button in real life. Dialga can reverse time so you can stop the problem from happening
Back in primary school I remember having a dream where on the way to school I found a wild Pokémon and caught it It wasn’t like a cool Pokémon, it wasn’t a cute one nor was it one of my favourite, it was a munna 6 years later, my first ever random catch shiny was a munna
"with ditto the possibilities are *smiles* limitless" me looking at the thumbnail with a ditto and an arrow pointing at a hot girl "wait... no you didn't think of that"
11:16 I thougt you was going to say something like: He has spoons so if you are going to eat soup but forgot your spoon, he always has one. And if many people forgot their spoons, just Mega-evolve it, so it has more spoons.
but then you can just use it wherever you like which means you can teleport them to the daycare and back any incidents and you can use it to draw someone by telling Kazam to teleport the person into such as a cold hot tub a boiling Bath or northern soul Savage level
Also alakazam when you're trustworthy it gives you a spoon which apparently everything you eat with it taste great so that's another thing Alakazam very useful for
@@koyo427 the people that creates the pokedex entries sometimes likes to drop random things, like this one about Alakazam. They talk about him having a brain ever-expanding, amazing intelligence and fenomenal psiquic powers, and then there is one that refers that anything that is eaten with one of its spoons is delicious 😂😂 (probably to give some use to his design)
Ima just swap Alakazam and Scyther with Gardevoir (dont think of weird fanarts please im not weird) and Lucario (same thing as Gardevoir) and itll be great. These are my 2 favourite pokemon.
or it just uses its telepathic(weird word) abilities or would just do what it takes so you dont ask, because what our handsome entertainer here forgot, ALAKAZAM CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE and already predict what happens from the piont arceus hatched, ohh wait, thats a irl video, nvm.
Flexparl Alakazam is telepathic. We see that perfect well in the anime with Sabrina. Every human brain has the potential to be telepathic so simply owning an Abra long enough to get it to Alakazam would enhance the owner's telepathic abilities so that you could understand it.
I actually have thought about this, because I'm disabled and I've spent a LOT of time lately thinking about which pokemon would be the best service animals for me. I like how different every disabled person's team could be since everyone's needs, even with the same disorders sometimes, are so different edit: Hypno would definitely be on there, as long as it can also eat my dreams. (Also, can Rotom possess my wheelchair, since it's a power chair? He could levitate me up steps!)
As far as I’m concerned, Rotom only possesses appliances it likes. That’s why it only works with some appliances. None of those include a wheelchair,however they do include a lawnmower, microwave oven and a fan, so it’ll still provide lots of help!
Alakazam! Use telekinesis to move my fridge, teleport me to my job, heal me, use psychic, and light up the house! Alakazam fainted! (For those of you who dont get it, thats 5 moves lol)
How about Giratina? Nobodys gonna stop you if you have Lucifer on your side (you could say that Arceus would work, but you forgot the intimitation factor, imma be more scared of devil snake rather than god horse)
The only downside to Alakazam is that apparently it’s brainwaves give people that stand near it for too long headaches. And Kadabra at least causes interference with electronics nearby
Unless you accidentally hurt it. "Legends say that if Azelf is harmed, it can cause humans to lose all will inside of them, making them completely immobile for all eternity."
Me: I can't find my bowl of spaghetti (looks at ditto) Also Me: Ditto, transform into my whole bowl of spaghetti. Ditto: (Transforms) Me: (Eats spaghetti) Me: Ditto, transform back to yourself then again to the whole bowl of spaghetti. NO MORE WORLD HUNGER
Luxray would also be really cool. Most of its dex entries say that its eyes can see through anything, so hey, if you've misplaced something or if you're looking for buried treasure on the beach or something then Luxray could help. Not only that but it's just in general a really cool pokemon
Sing only can make you sleep hypno can learn dream eater and dream eater can prevent any nightmares and stuff and eats any nightmares except if it’s darkrai’s nightmares
@@gamagicscience622 Gardevoir has Hypnosis and Dream Eater as level-up moves. They can also see the future, and are very protective and loyal to their trainer.
@@bitchybetty2792 Only if you are in great danger. But I don't think that is a good point, as a "small black hole" raises so many questions. I'm an Astronomy nut, trust me.
I would have a Growlithe, I love dogs, and they are useful for me because of emotional support, also, I love to cook, and if I need to warm something up quickly, having a fire type like Gorlithe would be extremely useful. Growlithe isn't as useful as some of the other pokemon you mentioned, but he is a great pet to have around.
HOUNDOOM! Yes Growlithe & Arcanine are great same for Poochyena & Mightyena, but Houndour & Houndoom are Fire Dogs but also have the Dark Typing; YET they are quite loyal & helpful to their Owners/Pack with extremely intense protective instincts. So you get the best of both Worlds.
Also miltank for a more effective milk production in farms An that theory of vaporeon for reproduction that has sense but is really really, really, absolutly weird
But if you prevent your own existence, you will never exist to stop yourself from being born, but then THAT version of yourself would do the same thing as the FIRST you, ending up in an infinite cycle which is called a time paradox. So just don’t.
I would love to see an Alakazam go against Mewtwo in one of those question answering game shows, considering Mewtwo is another Pokémon that is supposedly hyper intelligent. XD
@@tear959 but on a serious note, electivire’s dex entry states that it could power a big city for a year, so if you got a whole team of 6 you could switch them out every few months to rest :D
Ya but it's to large and is not used for day to day life things like the rest unlike mew or ditto while are compact and resourceful enough to meet all of your desires
@@aaronwilson3852 how arcues has not been able to transform or to be able to fit in a average household I mean sure you can get the plates for arcues but that requires more work due to the fact that there is only one of each in each reign which would also mean you would have to look through the entire country (or state because Hawaii) to get him to the partial amount the only pokemon that could really compete against mew is Zorarok due to the illusion ability but even then Jirachi would also be able to beat Zorarok due to the wish ability which mew can use his copy ability since he already has there genes to just copy into them arcues has never been able to do that and is part of the few pokemon that have a chance but there to big to much like the others and has better counter parts
when you said ditto, if your enemy's ditto sees you use your house keys, then your enemy could transform into the house keys, then rob your house, kill you, ETC.
@@Ropple Everyone sleeps. Even if you choose to sleep as little as possible...your body would pass out if you went long enough without any rest. That's an incredibly unhealthy, unsustainable, and unrealistic way to live...humans *need* sleep. If you're already awake in the AM, it doesn't really matter if your Noctowl sets off a 'wake up alarm'...does it? You're already awake. You can just...tell it to stop. Say "Thanks anyway, but I'm already up"...and the Uproar stops... Another problem solved. Pretty easy solutions to both of your issues. Noctowl would be major league useful...pretty hard to debate that...
I have a need to say this: before the video I was thinking about rotom and a possible rotom toaster. It would have the ability toaster-bathtub. If it attacked a water type all Pokémon on the field would simultaneously self-destruct
You forgot the medical possibility that Audinome can also listen for heart rate, better known for it can listen to know if your having trouble breathing along with listen for people for cardiac arest.
Well Ditto is known as Sex-slave pokemon due to him beeing constantly locked in the day care basement. I guess his real life aplications would have been similar ...
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MandJTV great vid
MandJTV always do
I️ would have mudkip in real life
Nice
i want a growlithe in real life... :)
"I'm not gonna worry about that trivial stuff, like whether it's fed, or has enough space, or has sufficient health care, or is happy" said the man who just recently got a cat.
Whahahah
He sounds like he’d make a great member of Congress.
Lol
Wait, he got a cat? Where? Which video? When?
Jiaen Lin It wasn't in a video, they've talked about it in their live streams.
Pikachu : No Electricity Bills
Ditto : Does things you don’t want to do
Snorlax : Is a Sofa
What is a sofa
Wait hold on those are true but what about palkia so you can go anywhere at anytime since its a space pokemon so that means YoU cAn Go To DiSnEy WoRlD
With out paying
Or every pokemon with teleport
@@brawnymator1020 a couch
8:12 how can Ditto transform into my spotless clean room if it's never seen it before?
haha
Lol
Good one I will tell my friends about this joke!
Haha
*c o m e d y*
But when a ditto transforms it’s face stays like :|
8:12 If you wanted the ditto to transform into a tidy room, the ditto must have seen that tidy room first, meaning that you will have to tidy your room at least once.
Conclusion: switch ditto Withh zoroark
@@quivercat6911 alternative conclusion: have ditto transform into Zoroark
@@OhsweetOhno *Outplayed*
No, just beg your mom to tidy your room, then get ditto to memorize it... and even if you have to tidy it yourself, it's better to do it once than doing it everyday
@@samarpratap21 _"ditto will fail to transform if it bases on memory, it can only transform if the the target is infront of it"_ smth like dat in pokedex
JIrachi: But... but... I literally grant wishes.
Yeah true
true .. that would've made a better number 1
Yeah... But it's every 300 years.
It needs to see it first
Caleb Good 1000 years
“420 payments of $69.69”
“What’s 60 + 9?”
The jokes in this video are golden
Au Di No !!!
Thanks for the heart Mikey! ❤️
Kartik Goyal Audino either
damn labo
Tina Stins u need to have 69 likes
Can't ditto just turn into any of these and do all of this
Same with mew
So that means Ditto can transform into any Anime Girl?!
@@crimcram yep
True
It needs to see them ever on it life, so if you dont meet an astronaut in real life ditto cant transform into it. On the other hand, Zoroark can obtain typing, power and biologycal appearence/ functioning of anything, even it Zoroark hasnt seen it or it doesn’t exist
Espeon: A catlike friend to keep me company
Garbodor: I have a hard time keeping my room clean, so having one around would do me some good
Chansey/Audino: I get sick pretty often, so having a helpful friend to keep me healthy would be nice
Snorlax: A big friend to cuddle with if I am lonely
But you have to feed snorlax 800 pounds of food per day
@@serenity-studios8217 *pulls out an alcremie and a dynamax band*
Also, if Alakazam trusts you, it will give you one of its spoons. Which makes everything taste delicious.
Thanks for the LIKES! 80 is the most I’ve gotten
Well, this Pokémon will help you eat vegetables.
Can’t ditto just become any of the Pokémon on this list so ya DITTO THE BEST
Even poop
@@suzieq1235 it needs to see it but big machines seem to do most everything and if push comes to shove you can eat him
I was going to put it there
Others:
Snorlax is literary a free sofa
Haunter can find where mom hid your phone
Mew (same reason as ditto)
But mew can't transform into anything... it just has a big movepool, doesn't mean much.
Cant mew learn every move?
Mew is a house cat
ChickenJockey21 mew can
ChickenJockey21 mew can learn transform, dumbass.
you forgot alakazam's ultra moon dex entry: If it trusts someone deeply, it will let them have one of its spoons. Anything you eat with that spoon is apparently delicious
i also thought that i was waiting for him to say that but he didnt
He didn’t forget he just didn’t put it in the video
Alakazam also have a Pokédex entry in Ultra Moon stating that "If it trusts someone deeply, it will let them have one of its spoons. Anything you eat with that spoon is apparently delicious." So another perk for Alakazam!
how to eat toxic waste without I C K
I can imagine a picture in my head of me playing video games in my room.
I'm drinking water that Suicine has one of its string thingies dipped in.
My sister is sleeping peacefully in the background with Hypno standing next to her.
Scyther is preparing dinner in the background.
You can see it's snowing outside, and Castform is looking through the window, yelling at the clouds.
My cell phone is vibrating under my bed, and Audino is picking up its vibrations.
Meowth is making it rain (In the metaphorical sense. Castform is literally making it rain.).
Ditto is copying exactly what Meowth is doing.
Rotom is vacuuming the floor.
Victini is cheering me on as I destroy my opponents in Pokemon.
And finally, Alakazam is using telekinesis to sort my room, all while doing complicated math problems in his head.
i can think of a better use for Ditto
That is awesome
Thank you
@@Andrewtr6 like what?
Alakazam could do your homework for you
Imagine brock obtaining a ditto and turning it into nurse joy
Edit : BTW thanks everyone for the likes
He should
Poor ditto
Well ditto is like a goo that can stretch? If so then that means it has infinite holes if you push hard enough. hMmMmMmMmMm
Or misty
OH GOD NO
What about Jirachi it can grant any wish
Once every 7 billion years as it is sleeping
Yes really useful
Not if you catch it
POKEMON LOGIC
ONCE
In my opinion, Dialga would be the most useful. There are many times when people need an undo button in real life. Dialga can reverse time so you can stop the problem from happening
Or palkia because you can invent literally anything you can think of and open portals
Where would you put this giant god? Assuming there is no pokeballs...
@@tear959 good question. Maybe in your backyard?
@@nebula7197 If your backyard is big enough and you live far from society, where anyone will notice it
I need Dialga because I want my chicken sandwich
Mike: Hypno solves all your sleep problems
Jigglypuff: Hey, What about me?
If you like marker on your face, sure.
Just don’t give him access to any markers...
What about breloom with spore?
@@kirbyquartz5609 you can give him mic not marker
@@conepictures I mean yeah, but if you're asking it to put you to sleep and it likes you, it probably wouldn't get pissed off.
Back in primary school I remember having a dream where on the way to school I found a wild Pokémon and caught it
It wasn’t like a cool Pokémon, it wasn’t a cute one nor was it one of my favourite, it was a munna
6 years later, my first ever random catch shiny was a munna
What A Co incidence
Why cant this happen to me
F.B.I Agent used future sight
Good for you, mate
Fitting that a Pokémon associated with dreams would appear in your dream.
you're at school, it's the end of the day, but the bully stops you from leaving.
Scyther, use Cut
How bout. Machamp use Ball punch: its SUPER effective.
Bully has died.
You might want to use false swipe so you don’t get completely in trouble
Bully blacked out
@EnglishMailbox lol
RonzStavo oh wait scythes can’t learn cut
"with ditto the possibilities are *smiles* limitless"
me looking at the thumbnail with a ditto and an arrow pointing at a hot girl
"wait... no you didn't think of that"
Same thoughts I got 😉🤣
Quagsire is my fav and he would be useful for putting out all the fires I would make because I suck at cooking
Quaggy quagsire is my favorite pokemon to =)
I like the shiny it looks like bubblegum
Quagmire
Don't worry, we all do at one time
Well any water type Works for that
"alakazam will answer any question"
WELL FINALLY WE KNOW WHO ASKED
Well i certainly did not
I DID(n’t)
@@unknowndragon3736 why do people always add legendaries to a list like this when they would likely be banned by the government
Damn
@@S.S.1993 well its real life. they wouldn't know that the pokemon exist irl
11:16 I thougt you was going to say something like: He has spoons so if you are going to eat soup but forgot your spoon, he always has one. And if many people forgot their spoons, just Mega-evolve it, so it has more spoons.
Lol 🤣
The dex in ultra sun and moon says anything eaten with an alakazam spoon is delicious
Mikey: Hipno helps with sleep so no more being sleep deprived
College Students: I NEED that
I do needthat
I do need
Now realizing I'm in high school and need it
I need that
@@Lili-lovejoy28 SAME LOL
Cool, now I can ask an Alakazam why Karen won't let me see the kids again
Because they are dead. Karen is one of the #anti-vaxxers
Nah I don't get it
and anything you eat with alakasam*s spoon will taste delicus
but then you can just use it wherever you like which means you can teleport them to the daycare and back any incidents and you can use it to draw someone by telling Kazam to teleport the person into such as a cold hot tub a boiling Bath or northern soul Savage level
@@sadcad8118 Karen took the kids
When Suicune goes for a swim and purifies the whole sea.
Wow we just saved the Tortuga
He killed every fish who needs a salty water thus destroying the environment system very quickly and increasing the earth warming
@@theamazingwman9349
"He"?
@@theamazingwman9349 Suicine is gender less but otherwise a perfect comment :)
Also alakazam when you're trustworthy it gives you a spoon which apparently everything you eat with it taste great so that's another thing Alakazam very
useful for
For eating the tree of doom(brocoli)
@@adhiprajna4127 the white tree of doom (cauliflower)
And don't forget: any food eaten with a spoon from an Alakazan is delicious
Even poop
Alakazam*
Bruh wot
@@koyo427 look at alakazam entries
@@koyo427 the people that creates the pokedex entries sometimes likes to drop random things, like this one about Alakazam. They talk about him having a brain ever-expanding, amazing intelligence and fenomenal psiquic powers, and then there is one that refers that anything that is eaten with one of its spoons is delicious 😂😂 (probably to give some use to his design)
Video: Suicune can give you nice, clean water.
Thumbnail: Ditto can turn into your crush.
I think I'll take my Scyther and ditto thanks.
Ima just swap Alakazam and Scyther with Gardevoir (dont think of weird fanarts please im not weird) and Lucario (same thing as Gardevoir) and itll be great. These are my 2 favourite pokemon.
Me:suicune touch the ocean
Ocean:yeets trash into stratosphere
Stonks↗️
Big brain time
We did it boys, trash is no more!
hey, that is what I was thinking
I liked this comment just because of your username :)
I like how jigglypuff is sitting there and giving Michael a death stare while Michael is talking about hypno
Gardnevoir: protects you, a date, can see who has a crush on you, can lift heavy object...... you get my point
You forgot babysit your kids too!
Can summon black holes
Thankkk u so much
I are a saint !!!!!!!
Makes a black holes,
We‘re just gonna forget that that black hole thing wouldn’t work in real life unless you want your Pokémon to destroy the whole earth
Wait sooooo I can have alakazam do my math homework?!?!
LORD PLEASE!!!!
Same!!!
B-but it can't talk?
Actually it's can do it by writing on paper but SAME HERE!
But maybe if you teach it to write it can and teach it language too
History class will be easy
A lucario, because with their ability to sense emotions, they can be a support pokemon that is also powerful
I'll let you know when the school bully needs a good, well "adjusted" spine.
...but yes, emotional support is really good at times..
riolu dewott I hate pointing out but Lucario senses Auras. It's Ralts evolution family who sense emotions
Haruka Ch'on IKR
@@kookeekwisp wich i need propably
Don’t hung a lucario
you know what alakazam would say when you ask it a question
“Alakazam”
But alakazam could just write it
SIMBA BIN MUFASA true
or it just uses its telepathic(weird word) abilities or would just do what it takes so you dont ask, because what our handsome entertainer here forgot, ALAKAZAM CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE and already predict what happens from the piont arceus hatched, ohh wait, thats a irl video, nvm.
Or using suicune to make sure that everyone in the world has access to clean drinking water. Which is a real issue.
Robert Joasilus #SaveNigeria
Querez sure but not just Nigeria.
I was wondering why his mind went to first world people not having to buy fancy water filters before helping third world countries.
LightningLion idk man.
pretty smart robert
Drampa, he will burn down the houses of my bullies. They'll learn their lesson.
The Tanker Gaming XD yes.....
The Tanker Gaming XD they totally will
But won't that make us more abominable than our bullies
You alright there buddy?
The Tanker Gaming XD seal the doors first.
if you ask alakazam questions:
You: Hey alakazam,can you help me with math?
the answer from alakazam: alakazam,alakazam,alakazam.
Flexparl Maybe he/she could use Telekinesis.
XD
Flexparl Alakazam is telepathic. We see that perfect well in the anime with Sabrina. Every human brain has the potential to be telepathic so simply owning an Abra long enough to get it to Alakazam would enhance the owner's telepathic abilities so that you could understand it.
science
Flexparl what if alakazam speaks human
me:how to solve this math problem
alakazam:I know it bcuz I have 5,000 iq
I actually have thought about this, because I'm disabled and I've spent a LOT of time lately thinking about which pokemon would be the best service animals for me. I like how different every disabled person's team could be since everyone's needs, even with the same disorders sometimes, are so different
edit: Hypno would definitely be on there, as long as it can also eat my dreams. (Also, can Rotom possess my wheelchair, since it's a power chair? He could levitate me up steps!)
As far as I’m concerned, Rotom only possesses appliances it likes. That’s why it only works with some appliances. None of those include a wheelchair,however they do include a lawnmower, microwave oven and a fan, so it’ll still provide lots of help!
Alakazam has an IQ of over 5,000
He obviously watches Rick and Morty
but he gets bossed around by a kid, lives in a ball and can only do four attacks
@@charmandercharlie2564 and can only say his name
So When Need To Do Your Homework Alakazam Can Do It!
Tru
@@brickstudio8790 but can communicate by writing or mind messages,and maybe some psycic pokemon can break that barrier and talk normally
Alakazam! Use telekinesis to move my fridge, teleport me to my job, heal me, use psychic, and light up the house!
Alakazam fainted!
(For those of you who dont get it, thats 5 moves lol)
G-blizzard CZcams I don’t get it
Cryptic_ Roblox oh thx
He can learn Heal Pulse ????
How about Giratina? Nobodys gonna stop you if you have Lucifer on your side (you could say that Arceus would work, but you forgot the intimitation factor, imma be more scared of devil snake rather than god horse)
Jirachi: but...i litrally can make wishes true and give anyone they want,i can save momey,etc
Mandjtv: nah not good enough.
Me: :O
So many errors oml
Jiratchi isn't useful because its gonna take 1000 years for it to do it again
@@staringcorgi6475 exactly
@@staringcorgi6475 well you could wish that you can wish whenever you want how many times you want
@@destr0yer462 no you can’t actually it’s kinda like how the genie from Aladdin tells aladdin that you can’t wish certain wishes
I didn't expect an advertisement about scyther
LOL
Yea what about sizor?
@@PoisoNob scizor doesn’t have the same hands
Oh ok
I would have a noivern or noibat cos of its sound idk if it’s on the list I haven’t watched all of it
Lmao same tho
This entire video felt like a infomercial
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May contain nuts
Brandon Roberts ummm pokemon dont use magic
Give me one of every pokemon and a 1000 maids, boom my life is complete
Alakazam, can you help me with my math homework? what’s the square route of 5?
Alakazam: Ala, Alakaza kazam
Me: ....
Alakazam: Zam?
Me: ;-;
I feel Like He Should Be Able To Speak Every Laungague
Then use ditto to transform into team rocket meowth
I think it should be able to use telepathy
Wait...(using google pokemon translator) alright now talk
Mega Alakazam has trace, so it just copies telepathy from another Pokémon
The only downside to Alakazam is that apparently it’s brainwaves give people that stand near it for too long headaches. And Kadabra at least causes interference with electronics nearby
Darkrai is my fav Pokemon.
*My enemies will have nightmares for life.*
??? I don't know what to answer to your sayings
Me to
lol*
Arceus is better
Is it because it is a LEGENDARY POKEMON?
8:08 yess..... but how can ditto turn into my clean room if it as never been like...
Man Suicune out here making Fiji water. While me over here Filtering a glass of water
Laughs in European
Tbh I just want an eevee/flareon, because it's a big shift cat/ fox creature that can snuggle with me when I'm sad, or even just when I want company.
Michael: *Talks about Ditto*
CZcams: *Gives ad about Car Gurus*
Me: Ditto can get me a car by transforming into one!
Lol
I don't even need practicality, i need a big fluffy altaria.
Lost your pillow? Go to your local route and catch a floof bird
Woloo: am i joke to you?
You forgot mareep
Just mega evolve it and you get yourself a pillow
@@Commandobirds k but what about the electric he stores in his wool
“ It will be smoother than a hot knife through a butterfree “
O hekk
?
I think its a pun on butter bcs butterfree has "butter" in their name
But its kinda fucked up
But its kinda fucked up
I feel like I'd be a lot more productive with an Azelf around. I'd finally have the willpower to exercise every day and be productive all the time
Yoooo thats a solid one actually.
Unless you accidentally hurt it.
"Legends say that if Azelf is harmed, it can cause humans to lose all will inside of them, making them completely immobile for all eternity."
@@nathanhol42001WHAT!!! Oh NO
Can't ditto just transform into an alakazam... and everything you can imagine.....
Beau Bezemer not all the time it gets the same move set
It can also transform into every single council in the world
Beau Bezemer dittos have short memory
If you have a ditto in real life would there be an Alakazam to transform into
Ruth Bijn you can just draw one and your ditto will do the rest, or just show it on your 3ds
Don’t forget about alakazam’s spoons making anything taste good
Ya
Anything? Does that mean that if Alakazam took a dump on his spoon and served you it on his spoon, even that would taste good?
Cool Flash Kid that's what I said :)
It actually Can Manipulate your brain you would Feel it's tasty even though Trash remains the same
Me: I can't find my bowl of spaghetti
(looks at ditto)
Also Me: Ditto, transform into my whole bowl of spaghetti.
Ditto: (Transforms)
Me: (Eats spaghetti)
Me: Ditto, transform back to yourself then again to the whole bowl of spaghetti.
NO MORE WORLD HUNGER
are you eating ditto?
@@ROYEWITHNOE yea, people eat animals all the time in the real world, so it should be fine...
Yumi Dragon but ditto isn’t based on an animal
Ditto is just jelly so it can be anything while being delicious
Yeah this is big brain time
#1: ditto. It can disguise as you and do classes for you
Ya, but u won't get any smarter.
@@flarethorn7833 like you get snarter when you learn calculus
Luxray would also be really cool. Most of its dex entries say that its eyes can see through anything, so hey, if you've misplaced something or if you're looking for buried treasure on the beach or something then Luxray could help.
Not only that but it's just in general a really cool pokemon
Got any enemy's? Hypno will kidnap them!
Sparing Quill lol
Sparing Quill good idea
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Sparing quill read my comment plz isnt it right?
That makes it worse. Now your POKÉMON have your enemies.
Hypno solves your sleep problem
Literally any pokemon that can learn Sing: "Bruh"
Sing only can make you sleep hypno can learn dream eater and dream eater can prevent any nightmares and stuff and eats any nightmares except if it’s darkrai’s nightmares
You can use musharna as a safer replacement though...
@@gamagicscience622 Gardevoir has Hypnosis and Dream Eater as level-up moves. They can also see the future, and are very protective and loyal to their trainer.
@@astrouphel Yes but it makes black holes
@@bitchybetty2792 Only if you are in great danger. But I don't think that is a good point, as a "small black hole" raises so many questions. I'm an Astronomy nut, trust me.
I think I would have gardevoir. PREDICTING THE FUTURE CAN COME IN A CLUTCH
Easy answer for number 1:
Furret, you have a huggable friend that can walcc you anywhere
You can also ride it
Other Pokémon can fly
Majestically through the sky
But I can walk!
(They can walk)
What about Xerneas? Life-giving energy would be pretty dang good in my opinion lol
True
True dat
i think he didn't include legendaries on purpose. Ditto isn't a legendary
Well wut if ITS TO BIG TO FIT IN YOUR HOUSE AND IF IT WAS IUTSIDE IT WOULD RUNNING AWAY
@@lkosu7397 the literal first pokemon he said was Suicune
Alakazam could do my homework
Edit: THX for Hearting Michael
Kai Jones YASSS
Do you on homework.
Zaid Tecleab nah
And teach any thing foi want
Now everything is homework. You have died and entered homework hell for several months.
I would have a Growlithe, I love dogs, and they are useful for me because of emotional support, also, I love to cook, and if I need to warm something up quickly, having a fire type like Gorlithe would be extremely useful. Growlithe isn't as useful as some of the other pokemon you mentioned, but he is a great pet to have around.
For me? Poochyena,i love dogs,and dark is one of my favorite types,plus it is badass in the anime and it is super cool
*Gorlithe*
In all seriousness…yes.
HOUNDOOM!
Yes Growlithe & Arcanine are great same for Poochyena & Mightyena, but Houndour & Houndoom are Fire Dogs but also have the Dark Typing; YET they are quite loyal & helpful to their Owners/Pack with extremely intense protective instincts. So you get the best of both Worlds.
Alolan Raichu is useful HE COOKS PANCAKES
Raichu we love pankacksss
nice Raichu
Only anime fans would know
Raichu is amazing
Raichu you are one of my fav Pokémon
"nice not evil, potty trained hypno"
XD
“For the cheap price of 420 payments of 6969 dollars”
I love it
Nice
MEOWTH SOLVES ALL
Shut up and take mah money!
Joey Ronquillo you suck
@@lubnas5296 You swallow
I’ve always said I’d take a dragonite for its travel capabilities. You could travel the world and go anywhere so quickly!
Did u see his wings?
Literally any other big-sized flying type
@@tear959 well Dragonite is usually trained/specialized for travel and delivery, so I’d say it would be one of if not the best ride Pokémon
@@Bubblegum-Cupcakenah bro its far too fat and have way too small wings, it may be one of the worst tbh
@@tear959In the Anime and in-game lore Dragonite can still Fly.
Alakazam:
Extremely high IQ
Gets trapped inside a wee ball
Durante Angelo use teleport.
Tails:*crying*
Can only remember 4 moves
Alakazam youre making tails cry
Pokedex: alakazam never forgets anything
Alakazam: Alakazam would like to learn psychic, but it already knows 4 moves!
I think, tyranitar just destroy mountains to make a nest for the larvitar's and pupitar's, sooo...
Tyranitar can just work from demolition :)
Also miltank for a more effective milk production in farms
An that theory of vaporeon for reproduction that has sense but is really really, really, absolutly weird
@Roger Loe yeah the vaporeon one is akward
or machamp
A rowlet 3 reasons
1:my fav pokemon
2:good snuggle buddy
3:cute
Not a Rowlet for 3 reasons
1. 7th ugliest Pokémon to EVER exist.
2. Hard as rock
3. Ugly
4. Cool grass-ghost final evolution
Gardevoir is best
5: a mEmE
@@3XMMM you clearly don't like owls
Hypno is one of my all time favorites and I usually have trouble falling asleep so that’s good to know 😃
I have a shiny hypno in let’s go wanna try trading for it
Dialga so I could go back in time and prevent my existence
Catch ditto so it can transform into antidepressants
But if you prevent your own existence, you will never exist to stop yourself from being born, but then THAT version of yourself would do the same thing as the FIRST you, ending up in an infinite cycle which is called a time paradox. So just don’t.
@@jupitariandisaster4023 I never realized that... OH MY GOD YOU’RE A GENIUS
@@superawesomecaillougod6664 thanks im only 14 tho
@@jupitariandisaster4023 same here lol
I would love to see an Alakazam go against Mewtwo in one of those question answering game shows, considering Mewtwo is another Pokémon that is supposedly hyper intelligent. XD
Wait aren't you a mewtwo?
I have the type advantage
I'm pretty sure mewtwo would be the only one how can answer. Alakazam can't speak to much
um... since when pokemon can comment?
Ditto! Transform into a copy of Pokémon Sword or shield and have Alakzam tell you what will be in the final copy of the game
Nice good Comedy ditto only can transform into something that he saw
And will say "ala alaka alakazam "
He'll say abra kadabra! Wait, it's not working. Oh no Gamefreak has said Alakazam! National Dex is gone.
Rotom fan in battles: BAD
Rotom fan IRL: GOOD
Wait. Hypno aren't potty-trained...?
I'm out, see ya people.
I named my Scyther “Oxi Clean” because of this video lol
Let’s take one moment to acknowledge how freaking hilarious the Syther entree is
Yup🤣
Instead of day to day life, imagine how useful Electric pokemon would be in power generation. We would have clean energy without waste.
The pokemon would be really tired after some minutes, and there is no way to make energy out of anything.
@@tear959 *p o f f i n*
@@tear959 but on a serious note, electivire’s dex entry states that it could power a big city for a year, so if you got a whole team of 6 you could switch them out every few months to rest :D
@@Bubblegum-Cupcake slavery
Ditto : Need help stealing a car make it transform into the keys
it needs to see the car key first doh
MadDogYT what if your car doesn’t have keys?
What about missingno. Infinite anything.
Well okay then
TheBlackHoleOfDoom MissingNo was a glitch pokemon back in Generation 1 and how can you glitch your life?
Red: Scyther use cut on the carrots
*slices through table*
Haha SO clever
Regrets
Red: Oh Son of a bisharp not again
@@RawrKatz you mean : ...
wow, just wow
Um did anyone else think as soon as they clicked on this video that YOU CAN JUST HAVE AN ARCEUS IT IS LITERALLY A GOD
1ts2EZ I know right
Ya but it's to large and is not used for day to day life things like the rest unlike mew or ditto while are compact and resourceful enough to meet all of your desires
It could do all of these things and more
@@aaronwilson3852 how arcues has not been able to transform or to be able to fit in a average household I mean sure you can get the plates for arcues but that requires more work due to the fact that there is only one of each in each reign which would also mean you would have to look through the entire country (or state because Hawaii) to get him to the partial amount the only pokemon that could really compete against mew is Zorarok due to the illusion ability but even then Jirachi would also be able to beat Zorarok due to the wish ability which mew can use his copy ability since he already has there genes to just copy into them arcues has never been able to do that and is part of the few pokemon that have a chance but there to big to much like the others and has better counter parts
@@aaronwilson3852 also were you talking about mew or arcues
My ideal Real Life Pokemon team: Suicune (clean water), Gardevoir (companionship & safety), Meowth (Infinite Money), Mr. Mime (Housekeeping), Houndoom (friend and protection), Blissey (Infinite Health).
when you said ditto, if your enemy's ditto sees you use your house keys, then your enemy could transform into the house keys, then rob your house, kill you, ETC.
Heck, if we go the extra mile then killers could easily have their victims replaced long enough for them to escape.
Who says your enemy has a ditto
@@toumabyakuya3498 that would be cool
@@user-hy3zq8dy2b wait a minute-
@@deadrainbow3904 uhh pretend I didn't comment that
Noctowl would be so useful because it learns hypnosis and uproar so it could put you to sleep AND wake you up
The Extreme Growlithe and it accurately sees time
You genius
A-a-a-a-a-greed
So how is that useful to someone that doesn’t sleep. Or someone that gets up early and doesn’t need an alarm clock
@@Ropple Everyone sleeps. Even if you choose to sleep as little as possible...your body would pass out if you went long enough without any rest. That's an incredibly unhealthy, unsustainable, and unrealistic way to live...humans *need* sleep.
If you're already awake in the AM, it doesn't really matter if your Noctowl sets off a 'wake up alarm'...does it? You're already awake. You can just...tell it to stop. Say "Thanks anyway, but I'm already up"...and the Uproar stops...
Another problem solved. Pretty easy solutions to both of your issues. Noctowl would be major league useful...pretty hard to debate that...
I can't believe that you forgotten jirachi who can fulfill wishes
@jsnzuabajabaisnsiabsisnsisbs sisxnisnslwndoxdndix it gives you 3 wishes, you can use the last one for another jirachi
@@amythistarira8727 smart
coolhead34 or just wish jirachi would sleep for a second and there
Arceus
@@amythistarira8727 or give jirachi insomnia
I have a need to say this: before the video I was thinking about rotom and a possible rotom toaster. It would have the ability toaster-bathtub. If it attacked a water type all Pokémon on the field would simultaneously self-destruct
Has an iq of over 5000
But only learns four moves 😂😂
5000 iq plays
Snorlax learns 6 moves 😎
What, 5,000
Sans z Roblox true
And snorlax can learn 6 moves
You forgot the medical possibility that Audinome can also listen for heart rate, better known for it can listen to know if your having trouble breathing along with listen for people for cardiac arest.
(Alolan) Muk:
cuz it can eat all the trash I have in my room...
Im a genius
Petznief what about how he is poison type it melt your house
No, cuz I got it in a buckit. a big one
but it can go melt from the bucket
Haley Tatham. Alolan Muk's toxins are internalized and don't seep out its body
then he’ll eat me because i am trash myself
Minccino and Sylveon are really helpful with home chores :D and sylveon can help cutting stuff :)
MandJTV: Even though there is some Pokémon that can learn all four moves, Castform is the cutest of them all.
Mew: Am I a joke to you?
Nope castform HAIL YEAH
1'33
NAH, MEW IS CUTER.
@@LunaxioProductions nope castform hail yeah
*MEW*
Well Ditto is known as Sex-slave pokemon due to him beeing constantly locked in the day care basement.
I guess his real life aplications would have been similar ...
👍👍👍👍👍👍👌👌👌👌👌👌
No no no no no no
*_I'm fine with that_*
Hmmmm,coming from a anime fan that probably "shows his love" while watching anime
*True..*
Technically couldn't ditto just turn into alkazam
Or any single Pokémon
Kade the Floppy Fish it needs to see a an alakazam so you need an alakazam so you would just use the alakazam you already
:o
7:27 Michael out here flexing the $7 🥶