Tried to comment this before, but I guess it didn’t post. Thank you all for watching and thanks 800pg for giving it a second life. This is a re-release of my 2022 special since it got dinged for some language stuff first time around. I hope you enjoy it and if you do please share, comment and all of that. I’m on tour with a new hour that I’ll be filming in April. Come out if I’m in your town.
I saw u didn't get a huge response from the valves in your heart spraying from coke but I about spit out my last cigarette while taking a draw haha solid joke
Comments that contain specific information automatically get deleted. I tried in various ways to comment to an uploader that she's mentioned in a tv show based on a flying guy with a cape but specifying which one automatically gets it deleted. The computer system does it and there's no appeal to stop it. Thanks for your hilarious amusing story filled special! I personally experienced the Spokane homeless and not only that I was pepper sprayed by a teenager who wasn't homeless downtown! The police recently put out a statement about how teens who have families and live in the city are attacking people on a regular basis. There's something psychotic about that city and it keeps getting worse.
😂😂I’ve watched this a few times already, and every time I enjoy it! I’m one of your channel subs, so I’m always looking for new content from you.😂😂 Thanks, Mike!!! Btw, 500mgs…Hero’s dose! Good on ya!!! I’m still at 150mgs if I want to really blast off. Loved your ‘Huge Mistakes’ crowd-work special! I listen to it when I get high, and go on walks. 🌬️🍃😍🌳
Time stamp your funniest joke. Dude I love comedy, I’m just not hearing or seeing any of that here. I gave you another two minutes for a total of ten minutes on this special. I literally can’t take anymore. Let’s just pretend I’m somebody worth impressing. What’s your smartest funniest joke on this special?
"You want five bucks (Portland homeless)? I just watched Cirque du Soleil on the 6 train (NYC) .. and I gave them 10 cents." I love a comedian performing for their hometown crowd. These insights make me a better American.
2:35 Coffee survey awesome!! The neuroscience and cognitive science have been clear for 15 years: it does not increase IQ for users and non-users, generated instead a delusion of “energy” which in many increases confidence but this fades quickly; and feedback to astrocytes causes tolerance, requiring more or sugar for brief energy boost; and prevents sleep (which has a rare safety applications or use in dull work environments), but perniciously increases demand because people are not sleeping enough. The drug generates a fortune. But this comedian has shown people know its shortcomings. Which is hilarious, because I wonder why they don’t all quit. Don’t quit cold turkey-the headaches are awful. But consider a light exercise or healthy happiness routine. Partial, slow start is ok. If you just do near your best, you will be doing better than nearly everyone else.
Nah yall just have caffeine tolerance, drinking soda and tea and coffee all the time. How many yall drank coffee or an energy drink when you were a teenager/young adult, and went "woah yep! That's better! This forever." And then kept drinking one or the other every day since then? So many people! (I assume lol.)
Yup sorry about that. This is a re-release since we got dinged for some language stuff first time around. I'm filming a new hour in April that will be out mid 2024. Appreciate you watching
Why is there so many hate comments 😢 I mean.. you don't like it just turn off the video and move on.. why would you try to kill his selfconfidence.. what would this bring to you ?! 😮 I liked the energy of this set and I personnally found it funny 🤗
I think those who love you should've told you not to go live with the hair do, dude. From a weed smoker to another...it's just wack. Thanks for sharing. I appreciate comedians.
I listened for almost 4 minutes and was thankful when youtube commercial popped up. I'm sure it gets better; but, I can't bring myself to go any further.
Fun Biblical fact: Lot's daughters got him drunk and "raped babies out of him" after he offered them to be raped by his neighbors in exchange for them to promise to not rape the Angels he was protecting. Neither him nor his daughters got punished for any of that yet Lot's wife was turned into a pillar of salt because she simply disobeyed a god by turing around to see what was happening. I'm proud to be an EX Catholic and current atheist.
Tried to comment this before, but I guess it didn’t post. Thank you all for watching and thanks 800pg for giving it a second life. This is a re-release of my 2022 special since it got dinged for some language stuff first time around. I hope you enjoy it and if you do please share, comment and all of that. I’m on tour with a new hour that I’ll be filming in April. Come out if I’m in your town.
I saw u didn't get a huge response from the valves in your heart spraying from coke but I about spit out my last cigarette while taking a draw haha solid joke
Comments that contain specific information automatically get deleted. I tried in various ways to comment to an uploader that she's mentioned in a tv show based on a flying guy with a cape but specifying which one automatically gets it deleted. The computer system does it and there's no appeal to stop it. Thanks for your hilarious amusing story filled special! I personally experienced the Spokane homeless and not only that I was pepper sprayed by a teenager who wasn't homeless downtown! The police recently put out a statement about how teens who have families and live in the city are attacking people on a regular basis. There's something psychotic about that city and it keeps getting worse.
😂😂I’ve watched this a few times already, and every time I enjoy it! I’m one of your channel subs, so I’m always looking for new content from you.😂😂
Thanks, Mike!!!
Btw, 500mgs…Hero’s dose! Good on ya!!! I’m still at 150mgs if I want to really blast off.
Loved your ‘Huge Mistakes’ crowd-work special! I listen to it when I get high, and go on walks. 🌬️🍃😍🌳
Time stamp your funniest joke. Dude I love comedy, I’m just not hearing or seeing any of that here. I gave you another two minutes for a total of ten minutes on this special. I literally can’t take anymore. Let’s just pretend I’m somebody worth impressing. What’s your smartest funniest joke on this special?
If you're smart, you will never come to my city. No one does.
This guy is great. On a different note, who else is soo freakin tired of the stories about covid and quarantine
Don't worry, we're at the tail end of COVID comedy
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I’m three mins in and all ready feeling like “omg he gets me”😂😂😂
Laughed out loud several times 😂 Mike seems like a good hang.
This entire special was hilarious lmao
Had me cracking up! Loved it!
This is awesome!!! Well done Mike! Wishing you the best and sharing this with my friends!! We laughed the whole way through!
Excellent set! ❤😂❤😂❤😂
"You want five bucks (Portland homeless)? I just watched Cirque du Soleil on the 6 train (NYC) .. and I gave them 10 cents." I love a comedian performing for their hometown crowd. These insights make me a better American.
This guy was over the top funny.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😵😵🤣🤣🤣 I can't think of the last time I laughed this hard.😂
I had no idea you were opening for Chrissy in Phoenix, but I was so happy to see you. Congrats on your success, I wish you much more. ❤
You can see the influenece Doug Bell has had on Mikey Cannon. All these guys blow up after getting their bell rung.
That was great. Thanx Mike I needed that. Be safe🤘
Wow!! Great stuff man super funny all the way through. Relatable funny shit 😂😂
Awesome!! Hilarious 😂
This guy is hilarious, smart well crafted jokes 😅
So good 🙌🏽
Bottoms really are courageous ❤😂
Tried watching this but the family came.in to visit and had to pause at the scizzoring part. Will watch later on. 😅😂😂😂😂
Nba ma 🍑
😂😂😂😂
This was great. Would watch you again brother!
This was solid!!
The Raffi/Q-Anon joke had me dying 😂
Great special. Love cannon
Great special 👍🏾 I'm psyched to see him in a better venue though lol
I never realized you sound just like Brad Williams
When he said that his father in-law drank heavily, he didn't, and his father in-law took that as a personal insult, I REALLY related to that.
Congrats dude 🎉 So much work, so much funny
The pride flag story is hilarious lol just amazing
See Mike at The Stand in October and instantly became a huge fan. I’m ready for this
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*SAW Mike (?)
He's got the comedy X Factor!🎉😂❤😊
💯 a legend in the making!!!
A+
2:35 Coffee survey awesome!! The neuroscience and cognitive science have been clear for 15 years: it does not increase IQ for
users
and non-users,
generated instead a delusion of “energy” which in many increases confidence but this fades quickly; and feedback to astrocytes causes tolerance,
requiring more or sugar for brief energy boost; and prevents sleep
(which has a rare safety applications or use in dull work environments),
but perniciously increases demand because people are not sleeping enough.
The drug generates a fortune.
But this comedian has shown people know its shortcomings. Which is hilarious,
because I wonder why they don’t all quit.
Don’t quit cold turkey-the headaches are awful. But consider a light exercise or healthy happiness routine. Partial, slow start is ok. If you just do near your best, you will be doing better than nearly everyone else.
Pull-back are the best
😂😂😅😅😅😂😂😂
Great
I'm done. I only want this guys jokes for the rest of my life. Keep it up Mike!
Holy shit I’m from Spokane and just about did a spit take when I heard that. 🧟♂️😂 ( 9:13 )
Nah yall just have caffeine tolerance, drinking soda and tea and coffee all the time. How many yall drank coffee or an energy drink when you were a teenager/young adult, and went "woah yep! That's better! This forever." And then kept drinking one or the other every day since then? So many people!
(I assume lol.)
You just described addiction: Chasing that first high, baby. ☕
My town (Spokane) is never mentioned with anything positive
20:20 that's so true and sad and funny
❤❤❤
I think maybe ending with a call back to the present would be a more satisfying ending of the set.
idk Just a thought
This guy's great! But I can't even listen for 2 mins without getting the exact same ad about the senior spending allowance, it's torturing
Your comedy is absolutely TITS. Rock on, funny man!
Hit the like!!
👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Yooooo I'm in wilmington rn and yeah... smoke at home or in the car.
Everyone in Wilmington smokes, we just do it discreetly😎
D is the letter lf the day!
ah yes. parenting humor.....
🤣
I don't think I've ever watched a comedian who I wanted to smoke weed with more.
Oops, this isn't the Dry Bar.
Interesting peek into this sociopolitical universe.
Zoo Legend
So annoying when you think it's new and you watched it a year ago on his actual channel
Yup sorry about that. This is a re-release since we got dinged for some language stuff first time around. I'm filming a new hour in April that will be out mid 2024. Appreciate you watching
Cocaine bad
Coffee good
Got it? Herr Derr
Painkillers are horrible
Ok buddy. Maybe try not smoking in front of a CVS next time you visit Wilmington
is it Rachel or Ratchel..got ya robo..
Dam, I want to meet your father in law.
I found one coffee ☕ that still works. Can't tell you what it is big brother is watching. They copyright food. Few things left that are pure.
Power Bottom
Oh man Spokane try Tacoma or Seattle
The only cut of of course c and 😮😮😮d
Oh.
So this is the NY comedy people talk of ?
Your father in law is the man.
I think you meant Enrique iglesias Gabriel iglesias is a comedian bro
Why is there so many hate comments 😢 I mean.. you don't like it just turn off the video and move on.. why would you try to kill his selfconfidence.. what would this bring to you ?! 😮 I liked the energy of this set and I personnally found it funny 🤗
Well adjusted fellow my wife thinks dads right still makes a great husband and father but …. Lol pretty progressive
This Katy Williams white voice
Awesome, hope to see more coming up!!!! Coke sex sux!!!
I think those who love you should've told you not to go live with the hair do, dude. From a weed smoker to another...it's just wack. Thanks for sharing. I appreciate comedians.
😅
Pretty funny 😅too many, baby/ sex references for my liking tho. Didn't finish it.
I listened for almost 4 minutes and was thankful when youtube commercial popped up. I'm sure it gets better; but, I can't bring myself to go any further.
Humor works by shared experiences... is this generation really this weak?
I’m irkllllllllllll
Did this weirdro really do a bit about his infant kid's junk? Wtf
Not the best but still good
Nuh uhhhh!!! Everyone knows that Leary came with the “smoking bit,” don’t you be spreading all that level hyperbole! Take it down a notch!
Fun Biblical fact: Lot's daughters got him drunk and "raped babies out of him" after he offered them to be raped by his neighbors in exchange for them to promise to not rape the Angels he was protecting. Neither him nor his daughters got punished for any of that yet Lot's wife was turned into a pillar of salt because she simply disobeyed a god by turing around to see what was happening. I'm proud to be an EX Catholic and current atheist.
Not funny. Didn't last 15 minutes. Probably listened that long because U was cleaning. I had to stop to turn it off.
So vile. 🤷♂️ Where is the funny?
💩
Mid...
Lame
Eight minutes in and I still haven’t laughed. I’m not going to give it another fifty two more minutes.
Maybe talk to your therapist about that
@@roaba3581 this must a Mike Cannon joke… again NOT FUNNY
What is wrong with you?!
And, CLEARLY, I mean Mr. 8 minutes...
This set crushed it!
Seems like a good guy , but I don't find him funny at all
You are kind & honest.
Dude should be working at Wendy's. He was incapable of saying a single funny thing in over an hour.
This sucks......
You can see the influenece Doug Bell has had on Mikey Cannon. All these guys blow up after getting their bell rung.