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  • @Davie504
    @Davie504  Před 3 lety +5473

    only 0.0000000000000001% can slap like on this video & subscribe... give it a try

  • @yametesupereme1352
    @yametesupereme1352 Před 3 lety +1029

    Davie: only 0.00000001% can play this baseline
    Kid named 0.00000001%: 🥱

  • @FlowieFX
    @FlowieFX Před 3 lety +1447

    I love how you do this
    Headphones on: character davie
    Headphones off: normal davie
    It’s a very good way of putting yourself and your youtube personality in the video!

    • @arturomancera4765
      @arturomancera4765 Před 3 lety +15

      Yes, I love that dynamic... Just supporting jaja

    • @cameurysm
      @cameurysm Před 3 lety +20

      i really like this idea as well, i hope he does it more in the future :D

    • @WolfoxBR
      @WolfoxBR Před 3 lety +10

      Agreed. And thank you for pointing that out because I totally missed it. Really cool detail.

    • @fahrirezi4604
      @fahrirezi4604 Před 3 lety +4

      Coincidentally, I'm seeing it while reading your comment

    • @ethanh116
      @ethanh116 Před 2 lety +6

      only he messed up at 5:20, he laughed at his own joke and still had the headphones on. honestly made it even funnier to me

  • @WrinkleRelease
    @WrinkleRelease Před 3 lety +49

    There is a joyful community around Davie504. People contributing their work and being proud of it is nice to see.

    • @paulinocasimiro8745
      @paulinocasimiro8745 Před rokem +1

      i cannot agree with you more with regard to the joyful community part. WATTA GUY hey!😁

  • @jameseggeling5354
    @jameseggeling5354 Před 3 lety +71

    I am just blown away with these musicians, (those who used a variety of instruments included), they are top notch and they kill Davies bass solo even if there are some mistakes! His solo is way above and beyond a great many individual’s who can shred the 4 string instrument we all love, Davies composition leaves me in “awe”. Hats off to all of you who submitted something for this, you all are virtuosos of bass. Man this jam site is “Crusher”!!!!

  • @mustafakhan222
    @mustafakhan222 Před 3 lety +321

    8:09 “you should’ve looked at your piano...” LMAOOOOO

    • @jakerinker8522
      @jakerinker8522 Před 3 lety +31

      Lmao this killed me. Dog was so out of time too :/

    • @matthewbertrand4139
      @matthewbertrand4139 Před 3 lety +34

      absolutely murdered that man and he deserved every bit of it, just slapped some fuckin' keys and called it as good as Davie's bassline lol

    • @unnamedlegend4800
      @unnamedlegend4800 Před 3 lety +25

      @@matthewbertrand4139 And he's so full of himself like "Your bassline is so easy" lol

    • @JustLookA7
      @JustLookA7 Před 3 lety +12

      He needs to apply some water to that burn!

    • @andersonbarbosa1624
      @andersonbarbosa1624 Před 3 lety +22

      That actually sunded like shit, he deserved it.

  • @samuelmwangi2799
    @samuelmwangi2799 Před 3 lety +21

    4:16 Wait...Did he just answer the phone with his headphones on? Lmao

  • @noseloquedigo92514
    @noseloquedigo92514 Před 3 lety +116

    5:22 top 3 moments davie breaks character.

  • @kumarapoorv5282
    @kumarapoorv5282 Před 3 lety +786

    He laughed a lot in this video
    Davie fans: interesting

  • @machristinaofianga99
    @machristinaofianga99 Před 3 lety +850

    Davie: *laughs*
    Me: my happiness is immeasurable and my day is complete.

  • @GuysCupank
    @GuysCupank Před 3 lety +25

    6:14 That's one heck of a Pride, Davie ! 😂🤣

  • @Jan0101aa
    @Jan0101aa Před 3 lety +5

    Minute 5:10 he has the wtf instrument from the last episode actually named wtf

  • @kura189
    @kura189 Před 3 lety +867

    Me: trying to show my chicken
    Davie: C**K

  • @SquidmarMiniatures
    @SquidmarMiniatures Před 3 lety +2545

    Only 0.0000000001% can slapp a base coat on their Warhammer.

  • @alwaysaplanb3993
    @alwaysaplanb3993 Před 3 lety +35

    Thank you for being so kind....even when you threaten to come round our houses to checkmate us... your channel is always full of grace... however good or bad people are, you look to say something positive. Would that more people in the world had that within them...though few have your deadpan panache!

  • @VickyVortex
    @VickyVortex Před 3 lety +14

    5:18 Couldn't Stay In Character For This One and I Don't Blame Him xD

  • @nedson3740
    @nedson3740 Před 3 lety +431

    "the guitar actually made it better"
    caught davie slippin

  • @TheLunarNights123
    @TheLunarNights123 Před 3 lety +522

    Davie: "By adding the guitar part, he made it sound better"
    Me: *You know the rules, and so do i*

  • @flpmlks5181
    @flpmlks5181 Před 2 lety +3

    i have one noob question...for what is that thing on that nut? :D is it supposed to dampen the strings or what? i am playing 20 years on guita.. 6 string bass, but i haven´t heard about it, never seen it, so i´m wondering about the purpose. you can see it at 6:48 for example

  • @v1991c
    @v1991c Před 2 lety +4

    6:32 next video, linus tech tips xD

  • @lettuce7378
    @lettuce7378 Před 3 lety +323

    “Looks like he’s an another Italian bassist”
    *c i a o*

  • @masterofthebruh7916
    @masterofthebruh7916 Před 3 lety +266

    "i will come to your house and play chess with you"
    me: *happily opens front door* "please come in"

    • @borafamily3408
      @borafamily3408 Před 3 lety +4

      Yes that would be noice

    • @IPTC
      @IPTC Před 3 lety +1

      "chess bass"....you will be humiliated by the skill of Davie504..."check mate"

  • @ilikepenguinz9091
    @ilikepenguinz9091 Před 2 lety +4

    # Davie504 savage moment 7:45

  • @ganiulaziz374
    @ganiulaziz374 Před 2 lety +7

    I've never seen such a beautiful bassline, even though I never played the bass. I love your vids bro. Really wish I could watch you play face to face. I wanna see a real bassist in front of me. Hopefully I will one day. Great job bro.

  • @johnhenrysguitar
    @johnhenrysguitar Před 3 lety +822

    When he pulled out the waveform analysis I died

  • @CommanderPiglet
    @CommanderPiglet Před 3 lety +560

    Watching davie laugh at his own jokes might be the best thing that's ever happened to me

    • @johnreineck4938
      @johnreineck4938 Před 2 lety +5

      people like to tell me that's how i'm probably going to die...laughing at my own stupid joke.

  • @briandaniels7493
    @briandaniels7493 Před 3 lety +9

    Expensive bass guy won, not only did he play it, he made that O face while playing. He was really into that bass line. Like, REALLY into it.

    • @ribonucleic
      @ribonucleic Před 3 lety +2

      I would normally say that a guy who plays an instrument like that is trying to compensate for an anatomical shortcoming but that was some great tone so maybe it’s legit.

  • @johngriggsjr.2271
    @johngriggsjr.2271 Před rokem +9

    I like the one key keyboard guy. Work smarter not harder.

  • @KurisutiGame
    @KurisutiGame Před 3 lety +42

    The youtube ad a millisecond before Davie's Slapp at the end is the most evil thing i've ever seen.

  • @Memer44
    @Memer44 Před 3 lety +173

    Lightning effects.
    Davie: “yeah... You got that wrong."

  • @Wrior
    @Wrior Před rokem +2

    5:26 if you like this man and his blowing skills you should check out jazzemu

  • @IAmInfinitus208
    @IAmInfinitus208 Před 3 lety +5

    I love how most of them used a jazz bass particularly the 70s reissue. The 70s jazz bass rules!

  • @Its-Tim
    @Its-Tim Před 3 lety +203

    “You should have looked at your piano”
    IM DEAAAAAD

    • @meeek2
      @meeek2 Před 3 lety +11

      HE ROASTED HIM SO BAD I FEEL SO BAD FOR THE KID YOOO

    • @metalero551
      @metalero551 Před 3 lety +1

      Dijo la vdd xD pareciera que el chico solo tocaba tomica y su octava para hacer la base

  • @RageTheNumbers
    @RageTheNumbers Před 3 lety +172

    I actually laughed when you pulled out the wave form to compare. Have a thumbs up.

  • @deliciousfood2176
    @deliciousfood2176 Před 3 lety +4

    1:55 why does this guy look like rocky kanaka

  • @rzero21
    @rzero21 Před 2 lety +1

    6:03 confirmed, Davie headphones are the source of his evilness

  • @doctorcapacitor7932
    @doctorcapacitor7932 Před 3 lety +168

    Davie: this is the hardest bassline
    Me who have never seen a bass , with my zero knowledge of bass:
    *_impressive_*

  • @Not_so_Jinx
    @Not_so_Jinx Před 3 lety +377

    That piano kid actually should have looked at his piano.😂😂😂

    • @sirwankalot391
      @sirwankalot391 Před 3 lety +17

      Piano Kid got his damn ankles broken

    • @heyheythecatofficialyoutub6293
      @heyheythecatofficialyoutub6293 Před 3 lety +4

      I'm here

    • @trollerswifthasenteredthec1970
      @trollerswifthasenteredthec1970 Před 3 lety +6

      That's Cole lam. He's pretty big on CZcams.

    • @ColeLam
      @ColeLam Před 3 lety +25

      @@trollerswifthasenteredthec1970 Haha. It's a privilege to be roasted by Davie504!

    • @trollerswifthasenteredthec1970
      @trollerswifthasenteredthec1970 Před 3 lety +5

      @@ColeLam The real privilege is you replying to me. Love the work you do, where you hear a song and actually arpeggiate the chords the same way you hear it if the guitar is doing fingerstyle. Then you play the vocal melody/harmonies and bass line at the same time. I recommend you learn to beat box too so you can beat box while playing piano like Marcus Veltri. You'll also be surprised how quickly you can improve with a good singing teacher even if you think you can't sing. You're a smart kid, I know you can do it.

  • @bun4184
    @bun4184 Před 3 lety +12

    Plot twist :
    4:16 His headphones are actually his ears.

    • @carlweeks2399
      @carlweeks2399 Před 3 lety

      5:52 plot twist any time he says “y e s”
      His headphones magically disappear

  • @tih_henry
    @tih_henry Před 2 lety +3

    NICE 8:32

  • @riddickbass989
    @riddickbass989 Před 3 lety +406

    When i heard "terrible mistake" i laughed so much 😂😂! Grazie mille davie, sei un grande! È sempre un piacere guardare i tuoi video 🙏🙏

  • @emersonluz6588
    @emersonluz6588 Před 3 lety +97

    My fav one was the Italian one.
    I'll not tell whose one...

  • @awaketoevilandunafraid1783

    I played piano for a long time. studied classical growing up, and was never so snobby as the guys I've been seeing come on this channel, playing piano. hell! the whole internet for that fact.

  • @olegkostyuchenko5593
    @olegkostyuchenko5593 Před 2 lety +3

    I can't play bass at all, but Davie and his videos are awesome. It's everytime a pleasure to watch. Thank you.

  • @Jolgeable
    @Jolgeable Před 3 lety +75

    Why that guy didn't plug the dog's bass? The dog could clearly play this bass line, but he was disqualified for that little detail.
    I hope this pet doesn't give up on his dream of being a great canine bass player. You can do it, doggo!

  • @charliewaffle4928
    @charliewaffle4928 Před 3 lety +50

    There's literally *more chances for the bacteria in my hand to survive the hand sanitizer* than playing this

  • @fotomule
    @fotomule Před 3 lety +10

    Hilarious! Thanks for making my day more enjoyable and to all the contributions on a rather hard piece to play.

  • @PlebstersPictionary
    @PlebstersPictionary Před 3 lety +10

    "Best blowing skills prize"
    I bet the beard helps

  • @Strikker1918BAR
    @Strikker1918BAR Před 3 lety +113

    davie: "why is there a cock"
    me: starts laughing

  • @cindyhj
    @cindyhj Před 3 lety +106

    Davie's that teacher who gives everyone awards because he's amazing just like THAT!

    • @RunicSigils
      @RunicSigils Před 3 lety +4

      That kind of teacher would actually be worthless.
      If someone's wrong you don't pat them on the head for doing it and ignore that fact.
      What you can do however - and it's what he's doing - is pointing out where they went wrong but also awarding them for what he sees as strengths in their performances.
      That works because they know what they have to work on but also where their strengths might lie.

    • @cindyhj
      @cindyhj Před 3 lety +2

      @@RunicSigils True! I 100% agree with you and yesss that's what actually Davie did. He criticized them and gave the award based on their strengths.

    • @cindyhj
      @cindyhj Před 3 lety +2

      @@RunicSigils He's the kind of teacher who sees the good in everyone but still compassionate to point out their mistakes for future improvement.

    • @muhammadirfanataulawal7630
      @muhammadirfanataulawal7630 Před 3 lety +5

      @@cindyhj tbh his critics to piano kid is legit. He should learn the bassline first and look at the piano

    • @san_sinukob
      @san_sinukob Před 3 lety

      I did not hit like because it is in 69 likes

  • @BeliauXx
    @BeliauXx Před 3 lety +7

    4:22 E P I C🔥

  • @philippenkov5622
    @philippenkov5622 Před 3 lety +2

    3:30 A man of CULTURE, playing my favorite game of all times!

  • @sharanyachakrabortyorigina171

    2:04
    Davie without headphones: Guitar part made it sound better
    Davie with headphones: HOW DARE HE...

    • @jacobtapianieto9655
      @jacobtapianieto9655 Před 3 lety +4

      It's like: without headphones = Davide Biale (just himself) and with headphones = Davie504 (the character)

  • @maromaro1337
    @maromaro1337 Před 3 lety +630

    *Only 0,0000000001% people can play Dual Stylophone and you still didn't challenge me*

  • @HxghLxnder
    @HxghLxnder Před 2 lety +1

    4:28
    Guy has some Marty Friedman action going on, look at his right hand.

  • @Gurlandia
    @Gurlandia Před 3 lety +2

    hey the guy on 2:10 min was real funky cool! loved the sound and the groove! he had it his way thumbs up!

  • @WealySqealyFrickinBoi
    @WealySqealyFrickinBoi Před 3 lety +104

    As a Drummer who has a life long friend who also plays the drums and the bass, i can comfirm that the drums and the bass are bestfriends

  • @evanagresto8515
    @evanagresto8515 Před 3 lety +196

    Davie casually but savagely destroys piano kid - CHECKMATE PIANISTS

  • @Yasin5791-d7u
    @Yasin5791-d7u Před 3 lety +2

    1:47 This is the best one.

  • @sherpa6071
    @sherpa6071 Před 2 lety +1

    It's pretty wild, you're so good at bass man, literally nobody is as smooth and consistent as Davie on the bass. He has checkmated everyone. Also, have never seen you break! Such a good video creator, goddamn Davie!

  • @pamiparocks
    @pamiparocks Před 3 lety +54

    5:19 Even the world's straightest face couldn't be kept straight after that line... LMFAO! I'm crying.

    • @pmrsfr
      @pmrsfr Před 3 lety +3

      best comment on this section... :) OMG :P

    • @randomuser6068
      @randomuser6068 Před 3 lety

      hahaha ye laughed too much 🤣

  • @syaz1haziq762
    @syaz1haziq762 Před 3 lety +16

    3:20, he should’ve gotten the “gaming headphones award”

  • @fyen727
    @fyen727 Před 3 lety +4

    i need someone to loop davie's bassline in this one, its one of my favorites

  • @bregenzsonnenschein9969
    @bregenzsonnenschein9969 Před 3 lety +2

    04:37 EPICC

  • @andririki1298
    @andririki1298 Před 3 lety +75

    For some reason, looks like Davie really likes the word "blowing", especially " blowing skill".
    I wonder why.

  • @jtmcm9
    @jtmcm9 Před 3 lety +45

    Davie: Best real drums prize
    Me: thats an electronic kit davie.

    • @dansblad
      @dansblad Před 3 lety +9

      Electronic drums are real. Do you also think that an electric guitar is not real?

    • @olafmio8409
      @olafmio8409 Před 3 lety +4

      @@dansblad Ask Davie if an electric guitar is real, hehehehehe

    • @dansblad
      @dansblad Před 3 lety +3

      @@olafmio8409 Hahaha, you're right about that!!

  • @carlweeks2399
    @carlweeks2399 Před 3 lety +5

    5:30 nobody: girls in college,
    Finally! A worthy opponent!, our battle will be legendary!

  • @randomarcade1550
    @randomarcade1550 Před 3 lety +1

    5:21 ¡BEST JOKE!
    ¡EVER!

  • @Jocatoe
    @Jocatoe Před 3 lety +152

    I just realized that davie’s hair is slowly turning black

  • @poyrazates5100
    @poyrazates5100 Před 3 lety +41

    Are we not gonna talk abt how he destroyed that piano player 😂😂😂😂

    • @rkj4107
      @rkj4107 Před 3 lety +18

      Well deserved IMO. Too cocky for that garbo playing.

  • @fathomisticfantasy2681
    @fathomisticfantasy2681 Před rokem +2

    8:52 Admit it. Videos like this would be weird without satire like this guy's submission.

  • @stranraerwal
    @stranraerwal Před 3 lety +10

    When Davie smiles (by accident only, of course) it's like a sunrise. You should do it more often-like at the beginning of your phenomenal career. It gives your sinister cult figure a nice little charming touch.

  • @avikalprawat6296
    @avikalprawat6296 Před 3 lety +26

    Maths teacher :
    If a person is chosen at random what's the probability he can play the impossible bass line?

  • @lizhiggs2343
    @lizhiggs2343 Před 3 lety +100

    Nobody:
    Davies fingers in the thumbnail: spaghetti

  • @faioly9756
    @faioly9756 Před 2 lety +1

    Wow David you are really good at the ELECTRIC GUITAR

  • @howdy1568
    @howdy1568 Před 3 lety +2

    The edm funk remix thing at 6.25 is sickkk

  • @davidbell8819
    @davidbell8819 Před 3 lety +5

    6:40. Really clean! Even if there's no slide... 🤪

  • @sreejamadhavadas9360
    @sreejamadhavadas9360 Před 3 lety +9

    1:08
    Davie: Don't skip, or I will come to your house..
    Me: Skipped

  • @marcofornasieryt
    @marcofornasieryt Před 3 lety +2

    2:05 First time I see Davie without headphones

  • @isaacrigby
    @isaacrigby Před 3 lety +3

    IM HOLDING A UKU AS WELL, AND SAME BRAND 4:00

  • @blubberobject8318
    @blubberobject8318 Před 3 lety +16

    I love the laughs after his jokes. It feels like Davie’s much more comfortable and is talking to friends

  • @ColeLam
    @ColeLam Před 3 lety +1071

    Haha! OK. Next time I will get it 😊

  • @funzionedispari4325
    @funzionedispari4325 Před 8 měsíci

    The guitar and bass cover sounded so nice! My favourite

  • @stevennaguit
    @stevennaguit Před 3 lety +2

    "send that bass and i will make you the winner" LMAO ahahaha

  • @lassekankila3807
    @lassekankila3807 Před 3 lety +56

    "I like you, no homo" aaaahahaha, I lost it at that point.

  • @AnUnapologeticApologist
    @AnUnapologeticApologist Před 3 lety +33

    Davie: what's up👋
    Me on the other side of the screen:
    *Blacks out*

  • @JoMcD21
    @JoMcD21 Před rokem +3

    That thumbnail had me rolling 🤣

  • @pozixc_timmy
    @pozixc_timmy Před rokem

    I don't play bass but I suggest you host a bass battle tournament (followers vs followers) and whoever wins the tournament gets some kind of prize or something. That would be a great vid to watch

  • @joekeys9699
    @joekeys9699 Před 3 lety +71

    "He's trying to give me a seizure prize" -Davie504 I choked on my water when I heard that

  • @xXPerditorXx
    @xXPerditorXx Před 3 lety +5

    The best guy was at 0:41

  • @travisking8577
    @travisking8577 Před 3 lety +2

    "Send me that bass and I will make you winner."

  • @kerwynbrat5771
    @kerwynbrat5771 Před 3 lety +1

    There are so many amazing bass players out there. Of course you're the best (but daaaamn) so much talent out there.

  • @abouc
    @abouc Před 3 lety +25

    Enrico, sparkly bass guy, and the one who was "1ms slow" were my favorites.

  • @thiccerthanu4879
    @thiccerthanu4879 Před 3 lety +3

    7:50
    And we all have the prodigy, who can play an instrument on another instrument

  • @phil4986
    @phil4986 Před 2 lety

    2:15 this guy was just having fun with it and really dropping some jam on it-there were others too-but his was the start.

  • @Sigmaairav
    @Sigmaairav Před 2 lety

    It would be cool if you could somehow end up part of a Primus album collab in the future or if you did bass licks for a Yes album.

  • @fuyumidesu7079
    @fuyumidesu7079 Před 3 lety +15

    Best Blowing Prize
    *Davie laughs*
    My heart: *stops beating*

  • @jyrusadamgalletes8851
    @jyrusadamgalletes8851 Před 3 lety +17

    Only 0.1 percent can play this bassline
    Me: throws the bass and accidentally plays it

  • @Start-up56
    @Start-up56 Před rokem

    2:14 you can tell how much he loves bass with that face

  • @DudeGuy-zt9eg
    @DudeGuy-zt9eg Před 3 lety +3

    9:45 definitely creamed his pants it sounded so good🤣