[Short Version] Windows Startup & Shutdown Sounds [EARRAPE VERSION]

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Komentáře • 592

  • @dsmooth704
    @dsmooth704  Před 2 lety +59

    Silly me! I forgot to add Windows 98's eyelashes. Sorry about that!

  • @noobkaz
    @noobkaz Před 2 lety +43

    0:05 That part got me on the floor XD

  • @jeremyminecraft3130
    @jeremyminecraft3130 Před 2 lety +32

    0:12 sounds like an electric guitar

  • @NegativePsycho2
    @NegativePsycho2 Před 11 měsíci +9

    0:09 This is me how I drink Cow Milk

  • @jeremyminecraft3130
    @jeremyminecraft3130 Před 2 lety +10

    2:31 Windows Vista proves that the Earth is flat.

  • @francescotricarico1587
    @francescotricarico1587 Před 2 lety +17

    1:04 Rip headphone users

  • @omegadavids6362
    @omegadavids6362 Před rokem +7

    2:01 i think Windows xp feels happy because the Startup is Actually a classic Meme

  • @user-sv8wi3fc1n
    @user-sv8wi3fc1n Před rokem +6

    0:17 chicago is so funny for windows 95

    • @windowsin1985
      @windowsin1985 Před měsícem

      0:17 windows 95 angry looks the anti piracy

  • @Celestianrepublic
    @Celestianrepublic Před 2 lety +21

    2:31 Vista Looks Smashed

  • @rig6.9
    @rig6.9 Před 2 lety +12

    0:54 ( i hear glass just break xd)

  • @CHeL1k1747
    @CHeL1k1747 Před 2 lety +5

    1:27

  • @mackie219
    @mackie219 Před rokem +5

    0:26 and we have lift-off

  • @CubyProductions
    @CubyProductions Před 2 lety +33

    You don't have to make NT Workstation 5.0 earrape. It already is loud enough listening it to regular volume.

  • @Wvl--KillMrDweller
    @Wvl--KillMrDweller Před 2 lety +10

    2:01 Windows XP Start-up Earrape

  • @sorankarkuky2450
    @sorankarkuky2450 Před 11 měsíci +6

    2:30 ahh this is the best 😂😂😂

  • @SolarisAndCryo
    @SolarisAndCryo Před 2 lety +3

    0:05 Before dr_gs
    0:08 After dr_gs

  • @immortalpro5089
    @immortalpro5089 Před 11 měsíci +7

    3:03 TEN SO SO ANGRY

  • @Idi0ticSunset
    @Idi0ticSunset Před rokem +2

    1:01 - 1:27 2 nanoseconds after eating taco bell

  • @football_dealer
    @football_dealer Před rokem +13

    1.0: почему у меня нет звуков?
    2.0: не знаю 1.0
    3.0: я тоже не знаю
    3.0 мпк: вааау 2: ой ёй ёй
    3.1: тада ура!
    95: Чигаго ты ч**** сделал?
    4.0: это чо за херня?
    98: [девчачий голос] ой почему мне не добавили ресницы?
    5.0: хи хи!
    2000: ой громкий звук! 😫😫😫😫
    ME: ежегодно
    Уистлер: ну мне не чего не видно!
    Икспи: я сильный!💪💪💪💪💪💪
    2003: погнали икспи!
    Длиннорогий: Ай почему так громко?
    Виста: ой что случилось со мной?
    7: наверное из-за грома… Вааааааааааа
    8: пожалуйста остановитесь!
    8.1: Ваааааа ёжкин кот!
    10: десять х! Тебе надо в школу!
    11: Бегу на работу!
    10х: ладно 10

    • @goldschmidtvadim23
      @goldschmidtvadim23 Před rokem

      Не длиннорогий а лонгхорн

    • @user-hi3iv5sj2b
      @user-hi3iv5sj2b Před rokem

      Ты забыл ещё немножечко строчек

    • @user-hi3iv5sj2b
      @user-hi3iv5sj2b Před rokem

      Строчки: эй слышь windows XP пойдём в клуб сильных чуваков windows XP говорит да конечно пойдём

    • @user-hi3iv5sj2b
      @user-hi3iv5sj2b Před rokem

      Ещё немножко строчек про windows 11 версия 22 h2 что ты опять windows 11 со своими праздниками windows 11 отдашь слышишь у меня тут день рождения 30 июля

  • @Tera_FaseBeta2010
    @Tera_FaseBeta2010 Před 2 lety +5

    Windows end of support would be like:

  • @football_dealer
    @football_dealer Před rokem +3

    11: спорт!
    2.0: слышь ты?
    Миленнум дишин: шо вы такие?
    4.0 нт: АААААА КАКККК ГРОМКООО

  • @xhanjigamer
    @xhanjigamer Před 2 lety +4

    2:30 THICC VISTA

  • @a7zel_r3x
    @a7zel_r3x Před rokem +6

    2:30 W I D E V I S T A

  • @Flash_Fox_Cheetah
    @Flash_Fox_Cheetah Před měsícem

    0:06 Windows 3: My startup was peaceful! 0:09 MY SHUTDOWN WAS A BROKEN SOUND MACHINE!!! 😫

  • @Jael_rodriguez1417
    @Jael_rodriguez1417 Před rokem +2

    2:30 What theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Windows Vista his crushed..................

  • @ilhanbeyaztas9387
    @ilhanbeyaztas9387 Před 2 lety +17

    I love how xp is smileing

  • @user-sv8wi3fc1n
    @user-sv8wi3fc1n Před rokem +4

    3:14 windows 11 so fu## xd

  • @Titan_Tv_Man614
    @Titan_Tv_Man614 Před 2 lety +5

    I love how they have no ears

  • @yusriana-4004
    @yusriana-4004 Před 2 lety +4

    when windows has no more power:

  • @GasoMusic
    @GasoMusic Před 8 měsíci +3

    2:30 smushed Vista

  • @MannifyYT2023
    @MannifyYT2023 Před 2 lety +5

    W I D E V I S T A

  • @Max_gaming2025
    @Max_gaming2025 Před rokem +2

    Windows 1,2 and 3: we're fine
    3.1:it's not that loud
    95:WHAT DID YOU DO CHICAGO?
    Chicago: I might have turned up your start up sound
    4.0:why is mine loud?
    98: IT'S TOO LOUD!
    5.0:hee hee
    2000:i'm half scared and half sad
    Me:perfect
    Whistler:I shouldn't have been to loud
    XP:not even that loud!
    Server 2003:me too XP!
    Longhorn: Mines a little loud
    Vista:I'M SQUISHED!
    7:Mines loud
    8:stop it!
    8.1:why am I upside down?
    10:are you serious?
    10X:I'm loud
    11: this is loud

  • @Anti-ABSOULATE_HATER
    @Anti-ABSOULATE_HATER Před 8 měsíci +1

    Windows longhorn say: WHAT THIS IS?? This is loudly too strong-

  • @suzukiswiftguy0237
    @suzukiswiftguy0237 Před rokem +3

    1:01 bass boosted activeded

  • @camilochanel7517
    @camilochanel7517 Před 2 lety +6

    LONGHORN ❤️ WINDOWS XP

  • @user-cs9yh6sr8m
    @user-cs9yh6sr8m Před rokem +5

    1.0, 2.0(2.03), 3.0: У нас нет звуков и нам хорошо.
    3.0 with Multimedia Extensions: Ух ты, не гром- АААА ВЫКЛЮЧИТЕ КРАН!!
    3.1: Не громкое ТАДА!
    95: ААА CHICAGO ТЫ ЧТО СДЕЛАЛ?
    Chicago: Ой я нечаянно.
    NT 4.0: АЙ! КТО НЕ ВЫКЛЮЧИЛ ЗА СОБОЙ МИКСЕР?
    98: ААА МОИ УШИ СЕЙЧАС ВЗОРВУТСЯ!
    NT 5.0: Хи хи хи.
    2000: Мне грустно из-за этой громкоты:(
    ME: Да ладно вам, это не так громко.
    Whistler: Чёрт побери! Зачем я так громко свистнул?
    XP: Ребята, включайтесь на максимум, чтоб у всех барабанные перепонки полопались!
    Server 2003: Я с тобой XP!
    Longhorn: Ребята, вы не знаете, почему так громко?
    Vista: Я из-за этой громкоты расплющилась!
    7: Я сейчас выключусь от этой чертовщины!
    8: ПОЖАЛУЙСТА ОСТАНОВИТЕСЬ!!!
    8.1: Ёшкин кот! Что со мной случилось?
    10: 10X тебе пора в школу!
    10X: Ладно 10!
    11: Почему так громко?

  • @MSWinNT
    @MSWinNT Před rokem +5

    Thank you for being legit unlike Windows Expert.

    • @dsmooth704
      @dsmooth704  Před rokem +1

      Uhh, you're welcome?

    • @MSWinNT
      @MSWinNT Před rokem +1

      ​​​​​@@dsmooth704 also 0:12 Fun fact, the latest version Windows for Workgroups 3.11 on embedded devices has support till November 1 2008! 0:25 All editions of NT 4.0 doesn't lose support on 2003, The Workstation variet loses support on June 30 2004 and The (Enterprise) Server edition of NT 4.0 loses support on December 30 2004 while Embedded and Terminal Server editon lose support on the 11th of July 2006 and just like with Windows 7, Microsoft provided ESU for NT 4.0 for 3 years, so ESU for Workstation, Server and Enterprise ends on 2007 while support for Embedded and Terminal Server loses ESU support on 2009. 2:30 There is a way to extend Vista's support by 7 years from 2017 to 2024, using Server 2008's updates you cane extend it to January 14 2020, using BypassESU, you can extend it to January 10 2023, if you're part of the azure could program, it could be extended to January 9 2024

    • @dsmooth704
      @dsmooth704  Před rokem +1

      @@MSWinNT @MSWinNT Hey, thanks for the information!
      I know this is a late response.
      2003 for NT 4.0 Workstatoon was a typo, it should have been 2004 like you said.
      Thanks for telling me the other things you mentioned.

  • @Rbxmjthetvguy
    @Rbxmjthetvguy Před rokem +1

    00:12 1o1 at the clock Windows me : turnit off
    Windows 3.1: hey ( hand slaped )
    Windows me : ow watcha douing

  • @animacoes_da_livia
    @animacoes_da_livia Před rokem +4

    2:54 why Windows 8.1 is upside down? 🤔

  • @objectshowcrazy
    @objectshowcrazy Před 2 lety +2

    Awesome Request

  • @user-sv8wi3fc1n
    @user-sv8wi3fc1n Před rokem +3

    3:19 the wnd

  • @windowsvistafan443
    @windowsvistafan443 Před rokem +1

    1:00 when someone donates 100k on pls donate:

  • @Broyowa
    @Broyowa Před 2 měsíci +1

    2:29 Vista is flat and saying "Why am I flat?!?

  • @cxte_bear_gacha
    @cxte_bear_gacha Před rokem +5

    Windows 1.0, 2.0 (2.03), 3.0 : Фууух! Слава богу, мы беззвучные! / Pheew! Thank gods, we're soundless!
    Windows 3.0 with Multimedia Extensions: Ваау, не гром- АААА ВЫРУБИТЕ ЭТООО / Woow, not lo- AHHHH TURN OF ITTT
    Windows 3.1 - Не очень громко / Not that loud
    Windows 95: Ааааа, спаситееее! Мои ушиии! Chicago: Упс.... / Ahhhhh, heeeeeelp! My ears! Chicago: Oops...
    Windows NT 4.0: Брррр, слишком громко!!! / Brrrr, very loud!!!
    Windows 98: ВАААААААА, КТО-НИБУУУДЬ, ВЫКЛЮЧИТЕ, МОИ УШИИИИИИИМ ААААААААААА / WAHHHHHHH, SOMEBODY TURN OFF, MY EARSSSSSS, AHHHHHHH
    Windows NT 5.0: Ой, кажется мои микшер вышел из под контроля... Хихи, извиняюсь / Oops, looks like my mixer is out of control... Hehe, sorry 😅
    Windows 2000: Блин, ну спасибо! Теперь я грустна, из-за этой тупой громкоты! я даже чуть не лопнула... / Frick, thanks! Now i'm sad, because of this stupid loudness! i'm even almost poped...
    Windows ME: Это не громко для меня, я уже привыкла к этому. / That's not loud for me, i am already used to it.
    Windows Whistler: ААААА! Зачем я свистнул? Из-за этого свистка я теперь уши потеряю! / AHHH! Why i am whistled? Becuase of this whistle, i am gonna lose my ears!
    Windows XP: Я силён! Мне нет равных! Даже эта громкота! / I am strong! No match for me! Even this loudness!
    Windows Server 2003: Полностью согласен с тобой XP! / Completely agree with you XP!
    Windows Longhorn: ААА УШАНУЛО ОТ ЭТОГОООО!!! / AAAA LOUDED FROM THISSSSS!!!
    Windows Vista: Какого фига меня раздавило? / What the hell i am crushed?
    Windows 7: Может быть из-за этой громко- ААААААААА НЕ ХОЧУ ЛЕТААААТЬ / Maybe because of this loudne- AHHHH DON'T WANNA TO FLYYYYYYY
    Windows 8: АААААА Я ЩАС СЛУХ ПОТЕРЯЮЮЮЮ! / AHHHHH, I'M GONNA LOSEEEE MY HEARING!
    Windows 8.1: Меня из-за этого перевернуло / I get upsidedowned of this
    Windows 10: Я обиделась, всё! / I'm offended!
    Windows 10X: Аййй! Покойтесь с миром, мои уши! / Owww! Rip My ears!
    Windows 11: Одна дорога, предовратить это: сбежать от этой громко- аййй ушануло! / One way to defect it: run away from this loudne- owww louded!

    • @Ianpas
      @Ianpas Před 11 měsíci

      лол читаешь мои мысли / lol read my mind

  • @natalliamanulik9014
    @natalliamanulik9014 Před 3 měsíci

    I love you Microsoft Windows 💖

  • @Sensist2015-y4r
    @Sensist2015-y4r Před rokem +2

    Chicago: *slams the wall*
    95: WHY??
    Chicago: *slams the wall again*
    95: WHY THE HECK WHY??

  • @natalliamanulik9014
    @natalliamanulik9014 Před měsícem

    Fuzzy Cube, don't use such very loud sounds anymore, otherwise the sounds the ears of all spectators will hurt, so make only calm sounds, I mean at normal volume, I love you 😉❤💛💚💙

  • @Flash_Fox_Cheetah
    @Flash_Fox_Cheetah Před 2 měsíci

    Windows 95: IT’S SO FUCKING LOUD!! 0:17

  • @rig6.9
    @rig6.9 Před 2 lety +1

    Others Windows: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HELP
    Windows 8 and 11: bro what the f""" is going on!!

  • @mastawbruhyt
    @mastawbruhyt Před rokem +1

    RIP headphone users...

  • @windows7174
    @windows7174 Před 2 lety +5

    *I was not hurt during **2:38*
    Edit: 69 cmts wow

  • @user-fw6xf4tz2o
    @user-fw6xf4tz2o Před měsícem

    Windows 3.1:It's not that loud

  • @Celestianrepublic
    @Celestianrepublic Před 2 lety +5

    1:31 windows 2000: ****
    Windows ME: (says loud) WHY ARE YOU SO UNLICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    2000: Shut up "_"

  • @lantranthiphuong5650
    @lantranthiphuong5650 Před 2 lety +1

    11 sounds cool

  • @Jory20122
    @Jory20122 Před rokem

    windows 1.0:happy halloween other windows: yeah

  • @NoobsTheHeat_YT
    @NoobsTheHeat_YT Před rokem +1

    1:00 wher guy spam too much Hastings Me HOLY SH-

  • @JARYYT
    @JARYYT Před 2 lety +2

    This will make me die my aer drum

  • @ElectricoGamez
    @ElectricoGamez Před rokem +1

    I wish i knew what the earraped version of the google chrome startup sounded like...

  • @alpininho2024
    @alpininho2024 Před 2 měsíci

    Chicago: *Slams the table!*
    95: WHY??
    Chicago: *Slams the table again!*
    95: WHY THE HECK WHY??????
    Chicago: 😶
    95: (Gives about 2000 slippers in Chicago)
    Chicago: (He died) (💀)

  • @ElectricoGamez
    @ElectricoGamez Před rokem +1

    Windows but its been M I C R O W A V E D

  • @CerealNumberWDW1984
    @CerealNumberWDW1984 Před 2 lety +3

    Windows NT 5.0: NUCLEAR EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ikerrivasotero4744
    @ikerrivasotero4744 Před rokem +1

    Windows 98: AAAAH, MY EARS!

  • @Flash_Fox_Cheetah
    @Flash_Fox_Cheetah Před měsícem

    0:12 Windows 3.1: Eh idc

  • @kanyolek9069
    @kanyolek9069 Před měsícem +2

    0:12 :It's not THAT loud

  • @leticia10rblxd14
    @leticia10rblxd14 Před rokem +1

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY EARS

  • @Celestianrepublic
    @Celestianrepublic Před 2 lety +2

    windows 1,2,3 : WE HAV NOT SOUND
    Also Windows 3.0 Nah **SHUTS ITS EARS** 0:09

  • @mundodegustavo2anos2732
    @mundodegustavo2anos2732 Před 2 měsíci

    Perfect Earrape 😑👌

  • @KbluebrryRoblox
    @KbluebrryRoblox Před rokem +1

    no matter why windows nt 50 is shy
    the shutdown sounds like huge fart now.

  • @Rbxmjthetvguy
    @Rbxmjthetvguy Před rokem

    Windows server nt 5.0:hey I'm back
    Windows nt 3.1:no time you think (gel gun firing)
    Server 5.0:aw!

  • @robloxcuhasancagan8795
    @robloxcuhasancagan8795 Před 4 měsíci

    0:12 Windows 3.1 ears are so cool 😂 Because he said: It's not that loud 😂

  • @isabelcristaldonbh370
    @isabelcristaldonbh370 Před 2 lety +1

    U put the real startup sounds :)

  • @Zombie_pepper_in_conus
    @Zombie_pepper_in_conus Před rokem +1

    Me: want to play pc at night
    My pc: 1:00

  • @Sensist2013isback
    @Sensist2013isback Před 4 měsíci

    JOKERESLY?!
    WINDOWS 11 UPDATE WITH 23H2?!
    HOW!

  • @_Fyk85_
    @_Fyk85_ Před 2 lety +1

    lol the sounds from vista until 10, so funnyyyyyy

  • @windowsin1985
    @windowsin1985 Před měsícem +2

    1:04 among pou

  • @calawyndold
    @calawyndold Před 11 měsíci

    0:09 pours water agressively

  • @Ezyslideshows
    @Ezyslideshows Před rokem +3

    1:26 DANG CHILL

  • @supermaster1332official
    @supermaster1332official Před 5 měsíci

    Finally:
    WINDOWS.EXE MEME EDITION

  • @PIO123
    @PIO123 Před rokem +1

    Windows 7 sound tho

  • @awoken_444
    @awoken_444 Před 2 lety +2

    windows longhorn should not have any reaction, ive listened to windows xp earrape for 10 hours straight

  • @IdoDabbingToBFDI
    @IdoDabbingToBFDI Před 5 měsíci

    my grandma forgot to upgrade to new windows

  • @laser_official
    @laser_official Před 4 měsíci

    Windows 1.0, 2.0 and 3.0: at least we don't have any sounds
    Windows 3.0 (with multimedia extensions): well, not lou- AAAH, I'm taking my words back
    Windows 3.1: it's not that loud
    Windows 95: what the heck have you done, Chicago?
    Windows Chicago: oops, sorry, 95 😅
    Windows NT 4.0: hey, turn off your fr**king mixer 😫
    Windows 98: AAAAAAHHH, my ears won't handle such volume
    Windows NT 5.0: 😅😅😅
    Windows 2000: well, thanks, I'm sad
    Windows ME (millennium edition): I don't think it's too loud
    Windows whistler: dammit, my right eye has been damaged
    Windows XP: time to show my volume power, turn speakers by maximum 😎
    Windows server 2003: I guess I'm going the same way as XP 😀
    Windows longhorn: XP, please stop it 😫
    Windows vista: what the hell? I'm flat
    Windows 7: I don't see anything 😵‍💫
    Windows 8: AAAAAAHHH, turn it already off
    Windows 8.1: why I'm upside down?
    Windows 10: we played it out, I'm offended
    Windows 10X: minus left eye, great
    Windows 11: while everyone are suffering, I'm getting over here

  • @CRAIGxGAMING
    @CRAIGxGAMING Před 2 lety +1

    R.I.P. OUR EARS

  • @mohamwdbahii
    @mohamwdbahii Před 3 měsíci +1

    I can seaming of night (Windows Multimedia Extension)0:08

  • @crystalcrawford4541
    @crystalcrawford4541 Před rokem +4

    Can you do the updated version and add in NT 3.5 and Memphis? and don’t forget 98’s eyelashes again, of course.

    • @dsmooth704
      @dsmooth704  Před rokem +2

      Yeah, sure. I think I may update this video since there are other systems that use the same sounds as these.

    • @football_dealer
      @football_dealer Před rokem +1

      Может и сервер 2008 и 96 и и виндовс нт сервер 4.0 и 3.51 и workansion 3.51

    • @football_dealer
      @football_dealer Před rokem +1

      И конечно ресницы виндовс 98!!!

    • @football_dealer
      @football_dealer Před rokem +1

      Добавь виндовс 12 ещё!

    • @football_dealer
      @football_dealer Před rokem

      @@dsmooth704 привет

  • @gtube88246
    @gtube88246 Před rokem +1

    0:17 CHANGE DA WORLD MY FINAL MESSAGE GOODBYE *FADES AWAY*

  • @EdwardHK-cg5cb
    @EdwardHK-cg5cb Před 2 lety +1

    Why is windows 8.1 and 10 are same as windows 7 and vista

  • @windows7810fan
    @windows7810fan Před 8 měsíci

    its from bfdi and windows vista was crushed in the startup

  • @nasrinakter3241
    @nasrinakter3241 Před rokem +2

    1:01 me when i am angry

  • @Strykerwilkinson2.0
    @Strykerwilkinson2.0 Před rokem +2

    0:09-0:11 slime

  • @Polski_losos
    @Polski_losos Před 2 měsíci

    1.0: what
    2.03: yeah that's nice
    3: heyyyy
    3 multimedia: ok nice... *later* AARGH
    3.1: did i hear something?
    95: CHICAGO WHAT THE FU-
    Chicago: lol
    NT 4.0: ugh bro...
    98: AHHH MY EARS COME ON
    5.0: whoops... lol... LOL...
    2000: screw it.
    ME: yeah finally something good
    Whistler: oh.
    XP: STRONG AND POWERFUL!
    2003: HEY DUDES!
    Longhorn: OUCH
    VISTA: WIDE OF COURSE
    7: PHOOUH
    8: OWOWOWOWOW
    8.1: whowbdkabddu
    10: nah. Bro stop.
    10X: .... ugh...
    11: nah bro that's loud

  • @jtsmooth6988
    @jtsmooth6988 Před rokem +9

    0:19. It sounds like a guitar

  • @Flash_Fox_Cheetah
    @Flash_Fox_Cheetah Před 2 měsíci

    0:26 Windows NT Workstation 4.0: Ack! Pls stop! I am going deaf!

    • @kanyolek9069
      @kanyolek9069 Před měsícem

      CHIC^π^

    • @kanyolek9069
      @kanyolek9069 Před měsícem

      0:27 Windows NT Workstation 4️⃣.0️⃣ : Ack! Pls stop! I going deaf!....

  • @thetailsbacon
    @thetailsbacon Před 7 měsíci

    Windows 11: nah I’m out man

  • @Zackouma35638
    @Zackouma35638 Před rokem

    welcome to destroyed speakers: THE MOVIE

  • @awoken_444
    @awoken_444 Před 2 lety +1

    very good

  • @beahorvat5312
    @beahorvat5312 Před rokem +1

    Windows 98 are you ok?

  • @UrLocalDKFAN
    @UrLocalDKFAN Před 8 měsíci

    Windows 3.1: It's not THAT loud...

  • @foxythefox9246
    @foxythefox9246 Před 2 lety +2

    l o u d
    (You could’ve included the fake ones too)

  • @supereyes82
    @supereyes82 Před 2 lety +1

    Windows 1.0: Okay, who asked. I'm trying to be very straightforward and calm about this.
    Windows 2.03: AHA! With windows 2.0 gone, i can relax here for 200 seconds
    Windows 3.0: You know, it's kinda chill today.
    Windows 3.0MME: (Startup) Oh. It's fine. What was I so worried ab- [SHUTDOWN] AAAAAAA
    Windows 3.1: It's not THAT loud...
    Windows 95: Can someone turn down the volume!?
    Windows Chicago: Hehehe
    Windows NT 4.0: AH! let's hind the loudness slider right now!
    Windows 98: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[It's only 80000000000000000% volume for 3 seconds, then settles at something less lou- SHUTDOWN]
    Windows NT 5.0(2000 Dev. Codename): I was the guy who asked. I hate this so much but I don't care