[Short Version] Windows Startup & Shutdown Sounds [EARRAPE VERSION]
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Windows 11 Startup [EARRAPE]: • Video
Silly me! I forgot to add Windows 98's eyelashes. Sorry about that!
It's ok make the updated one now
ObjectShørts24 hi
Everything is fine
Its alright
@@JARYYT Yes
0:05 That part got me on the floor XD
0:12 sounds like an electric guitar
Lol
Tienes mucha imaginación xD
@@valepkxd7538 yes but I speak English so… yeah… (American English)
Is not look like an electric guitar
My is is going to Explode
0:09 This is me how I drink Cow Milk
2:31 Windows Vista proves that the Earth is flat.
vista is smashed
1:04 Rip headphone users
my mom is headphone user
Rip your mom
among us pou
2:01 i think Windows xp feels happy because the Startup is Actually a classic Meme
XD
0:17 chicago is so funny for windows 95
0:17 windows 95 angry looks the anti piracy
2:31 Vista Looks Smashed
fr lmao
Fr lol
Imagine if somebody made a meme template of wide vista.
That’s what you get for not being a boy
You deserve vista for not being a boy
0:54 ( i hear glass just break xd)
What
@@Chilenazo18 u don't hear it bruh
1:27
0:26 and we have lift-off
You don't have to make NT Workstation 5.0 earrape. It already is loud enough listening it to regular volume.
no it have
Tradutor
2:01 Windows XP Start-up Earrape
what
2:30 ahh this is the best 😂😂😂
iAgree™️
2:30 😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:31 is vista wide
0:05 Before dr_gs
0:08 After dr_gs
3:03 TEN SO SO ANGRY
Revengers 2?
TEN IS SUS
1:01 - 1:27 2 nanoseconds after eating taco bell
1.0: почему у меня нет звуков?
2.0: не знаю 1.0
3.0: я тоже не знаю
3.0 мпк: вааау 2: ой ёй ёй
3.1: тада ура!
95: Чигаго ты ч**** сделал?
4.0: это чо за херня?
98: [девчачий голос] ой почему мне не добавили ресницы?
5.0: хи хи!
2000: ой громкий звук! 😫😫😫😫
ME: ежегодно
Уистлер: ну мне не чего не видно!
Икспи: я сильный!💪💪💪💪💪💪
2003: погнали икспи!
Длиннорогий: Ай почему так громко?
Виста: ой что случилось со мной?
7: наверное из-за грома… Вааааааааааа
8: пожалуйста остановитесь!
8.1: Ваааааа ёжкин кот!
10: десять х! Тебе надо в школу!
11: Бегу на работу!
10х: ладно 10
Не длиннорогий а лонгхорн
Ты забыл ещё немножечко строчек
Строчки: эй слышь windows XP пойдём в клуб сильных чуваков windows XP говорит да конечно пойдём
Ещё немножко строчек про windows 11 версия 22 h2 что ты опять windows 11 со своими праздниками windows 11 отдашь слышишь у меня тут день рождения 30 июля
Windows end of support would be like:
Lol
11: спорт!
2.0: слышь ты?
Миленнум дишин: шо вы такие?
4.0 нт: АААААА КАКККК ГРОМКООО
2:30 THICC VISTA
2:30 W I D E V I S T A
0:06 Windows 3: My startup was peaceful! 0:09 MY SHUTDOWN WAS A BROKEN SOUND MACHINE!!! 😫
2:30 What theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Windows Vista his crushed..................
WHAT THE J
I love how xp is smileing
x2 man
@@AlanYTmineblox yeah
X1,73 Скopость ваще
Windows 95: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Dont worry Xp's earrape is weak enough to handle Him
3:14 windows 11 so fu## xd
I love how they have no ears
Yes you have it
@@tonymaldini2051You blind?
lol
is funny
when windows has no more power:
2:30 smushed Vista
2:30
2:30 д
2:40
2:47 2:47 2:47 2:47 2:47 2:47 2:47 2:47
W I D E V I S T A
Windows 1,2 and 3: we're fine
3.1:it's not that loud
95:WHAT DID YOU DO CHICAGO?
Chicago: I might have turned up your start up sound
4.0:why is mine loud?
98: IT'S TOO LOUD!
5.0:hee hee
2000:i'm half scared and half sad
Me:perfect
Whistler:I shouldn't have been to loud
XP:not even that loud!
Server 2003:me too XP!
Longhorn: Mines a little loud
Vista:I'M SQUISHED!
7:Mines loud
8:stop it!
8.1:why am I upside down?
10:are you serious?
10X:I'm loud
11: this is loud
Windows longhorn say: WHAT THIS IS?? This is loudly too strong-
1:01 bass boosted activeded
LONGHORN ❤️ WINDOWS XP
Well yes, but actually no
1.0, 2.0(2.03), 3.0: У нас нет звуков и нам хорошо.
3.0 with Multimedia Extensions: Ух ты, не гром- АААА ВЫКЛЮЧИТЕ КРАН!!
3.1: Не громкое ТАДА!
95: ААА CHICAGO ТЫ ЧТО СДЕЛАЛ?
Chicago: Ой я нечаянно.
NT 4.0: АЙ! КТО НЕ ВЫКЛЮЧИЛ ЗА СОБОЙ МИКСЕР?
98: ААА МОИ УШИ СЕЙЧАС ВЗОРВУТСЯ!
NT 5.0: Хи хи хи.
2000: Мне грустно из-за этой громкоты:(
ME: Да ладно вам, это не так громко.
Whistler: Чёрт побери! Зачем я так громко свистнул?
XP: Ребята, включайтесь на максимум, чтоб у всех барабанные перепонки полопались!
Server 2003: Я с тобой XP!
Longhorn: Ребята, вы не знаете, почему так громко?
Vista: Я из-за этой громкоты расплющилась!
7: Я сейчас выключусь от этой чертовщины!
8: ПОЖАЛУЙСТА ОСТАНОВИТЕСЬ!!!
8.1: Ёшкин кот! Что со мной случилось?
10: 10X тебе пора в школу!
10X: Ладно 10!
11: Почему так громко?
Ты тоже русский?
Flat Vista lol
Thank you for being legit unlike Windows Expert.
Uhh, you're welcome?
@@dsmooth704 also 0:12 Fun fact, the latest version Windows for Workgroups 3.11 on embedded devices has support till November 1 2008! 0:25 All editions of NT 4.0 doesn't lose support on 2003, The Workstation variet loses support on June 30 2004 and The (Enterprise) Server edition of NT 4.0 loses support on December 30 2004 while Embedded and Terminal Server editon lose support on the 11th of July 2006 and just like with Windows 7, Microsoft provided ESU for NT 4.0 for 3 years, so ESU for Workstation, Server and Enterprise ends on 2007 while support for Embedded and Terminal Server loses ESU support on 2009. 2:30 There is a way to extend Vista's support by 7 years from 2017 to 2024, using Server 2008's updates you cane extend it to January 14 2020, using BypassESU, you can extend it to January 10 2023, if you're part of the azure could program, it could be extended to January 9 2024
@@MSWinNT @MSWinNT Hey, thanks for the information!
I know this is a late response.
2003 for NT 4.0 Workstatoon was a typo, it should have been 2004 like you said.
Thanks for telling me the other things you mentioned.
00:12 1o1 at the clock Windows me : turnit off
Windows 3.1: hey ( hand slaped )
Windows me : ow watcha douing
2:54 why Windows 8.1 is upside down? 🤔
Because she's Spider-Man
@@michelleflims7568No She is an OC performer
Awesome Request
3:19 the wnd
'''''''''''''wnd'''''''''''''''
“End”
1:00 when someone donates 100k on pls donate:
good amogus pou
2:29 Vista is flat and saying "Why am I flat?!?
Windows 1.0, 2.0 (2.03), 3.0 : Фууух! Слава богу, мы беззвучные! / Pheew! Thank gods, we're soundless!
Windows 3.0 with Multimedia Extensions: Ваау, не гром- АААА ВЫРУБИТЕ ЭТООО / Woow, not lo- AHHHH TURN OF ITTT
Windows 3.1 - Не очень громко / Not that loud
Windows 95: Ааааа, спаситееее! Мои ушиии! Chicago: Упс.... / Ahhhhh, heeeeeelp! My ears! Chicago: Oops...
Windows NT 4.0: Брррр, слишком громко!!! / Brrrr, very loud!!!
Windows 98: ВАААААААА, КТО-НИБУУУДЬ, ВЫКЛЮЧИТЕ, МОИ УШИИИИИИИМ ААААААААААА / WAHHHHHHH, SOMEBODY TURN OFF, MY EARSSSSSS, AHHHHHHH
Windows NT 5.0: Ой, кажется мои микшер вышел из под контроля... Хихи, извиняюсь / Oops, looks like my mixer is out of control... Hehe, sorry 😅
Windows 2000: Блин, ну спасибо! Теперь я грустна, из-за этой тупой громкоты! я даже чуть не лопнула... / Frick, thanks! Now i'm sad, because of this stupid loudness! i'm even almost poped...
Windows ME: Это не громко для меня, я уже привыкла к этому. / That's not loud for me, i am already used to it.
Windows Whistler: ААААА! Зачем я свистнул? Из-за этого свистка я теперь уши потеряю! / AHHH! Why i am whistled? Becuase of this whistle, i am gonna lose my ears!
Windows XP: Я силён! Мне нет равных! Даже эта громкота! / I am strong! No match for me! Even this loudness!
Windows Server 2003: Полностью согласен с тобой XP! / Completely agree with you XP!
Windows Longhorn: ААА УШАНУЛО ОТ ЭТОГОООО!!! / AAAA LOUDED FROM THISSSSS!!!
Windows Vista: Какого фига меня раздавило? / What the hell i am crushed?
Windows 7: Может быть из-за этой громко- ААААААААА НЕ ХОЧУ ЛЕТААААТЬ / Maybe because of this loudne- AHHHH DON'T WANNA TO FLYYYYYYY
Windows 8: АААААА Я ЩАС СЛУХ ПОТЕРЯЮЮЮЮ! / AHHHHH, I'M GONNA LOSEEEE MY HEARING!
Windows 8.1: Меня из-за этого перевернуло / I get upsidedowned of this
Windows 10: Я обиделась, всё! / I'm offended!
Windows 10X: Аййй! Покойтесь с миром, мои уши! / Owww! Rip My ears!
Windows 11: Одна дорога, предовратить это: сбежать от этой громко- аййй ушануло! / One way to defect it: run away from this loudne- owww louded!
лол читаешь мои мысли / lol read my mind
I love you Microsoft Windows 💖
Chicago: *slams the wall*
95: WHY??
Chicago: *slams the wall again*
95: WHY THE HECK WHY??
Chicago: *slams the wall thrice*
95: *WHY THE FU-*
Fuzzy Cube, don't use such very loud sounds anymore, otherwise the sounds the ears of all spectators will hurt, so make only calm sounds, I mean at normal volume, I love you 😉❤💛💚💙
Windows 95: IT’S SO FUCKING LOUD!! 0:17
Others Windows: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HELP
Windows 8 and 11: bro what the f""" is going on!!
RIP headphone users...
*I was not hurt during **2:38*
Edit: 69 cmts wow
Windows 3.1:It's not that loud
1:31 windows 2000: ****
Windows ME: (says loud) WHY ARE YOU SO UNLICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2000: Shut up "_"
11 sounds cool
windows 1.0:happy halloween other windows: yeah
1:00 wher guy spam too much Hastings Me HOLY SH-
This will make me die my aer drum
I wish i knew what the earraped version of the google chrome startup sounded like...
Chicago: *Slams the table!*
95: WHY??
Chicago: *Slams the table again!*
95: WHY THE HECK WHY??????
Chicago: 😶
95: (Gives about 2000 slippers in Chicago)
Chicago: (He died) (💀)
Windows but its been M I C R O W A V E D
Windows NT 5.0: NUCLEAR EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah xD
Hey yo what's up
WTF
What is the best way for us
Windows 98: AAAAH, MY EARS!
0:12 Windows 3.1: Eh idc
0:12 :It's not THAT loud
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY EARS
windows 1,2,3 : WE HAV NOT SOUND
Also Windows 3.0 Nah **SHUTS ITS EARS** 0:09
windows 2000 is sad
Perfect Earrape 😑👌
no matter why windows nt 50 is shy
the shutdown sounds like huge fart now.
Windows server nt 5.0:hey I'm back
Windows nt 3.1:no time you think (gel gun firing)
Server 5.0:aw!
0:12 Windows 3.1 ears are so cool 😂 Because he said: It's not that loud 😂
U put the real startup sounds :)
Me: want to play pc at night
My pc: 1:00
amogus pou
JOKERESLY?!
WINDOWS 11 UPDATE WITH 23H2?!
HOW!
lol the sounds from vista until 10, so funnyyyyyy
1:04 among pou
it virus to nt 5.00
0:09 pours water agressively
1:26 DANG CHILL
Finally:
WINDOWS.EXE MEME EDITION
Windows 7 sound tho
windows longhorn should not have any reaction, ive listened to windows xp earrape for 10 hours straight
my grandma forgot to upgrade to new windows
Windows 1.0, 2.0 and 3.0: at least we don't have any sounds
Windows 3.0 (with multimedia extensions): well, not lou- AAAH, I'm taking my words back
Windows 3.1: it's not that loud
Windows 95: what the heck have you done, Chicago?
Windows Chicago: oops, sorry, 95 😅
Windows NT 4.0: hey, turn off your fr**king mixer 😫
Windows 98: AAAAAAHHH, my ears won't handle such volume
Windows NT 5.0: 😅😅😅
Windows 2000: well, thanks, I'm sad
Windows ME (millennium edition): I don't think it's too loud
Windows whistler: dammit, my right eye has been damaged
Windows XP: time to show my volume power, turn speakers by maximum 😎
Windows server 2003: I guess I'm going the same way as XP 😀
Windows longhorn: XP, please stop it 😫
Windows vista: what the hell? I'm flat
Windows 7: I don't see anything 😵💫
Windows 8: AAAAAAHHH, turn it already off
Windows 8.1: why I'm upside down?
Windows 10: we played it out, I'm offended
Windows 10X: minus left eye, great
Windows 11: while everyone are suffering, I'm getting over here
R.I.P. OUR EARS
I can seaming of night (Windows Multimedia Extension)0:08
Can you do the updated version and add in NT 3.5 and Memphis? and don’t forget 98’s eyelashes again, of course.
Yeah, sure. I think I may update this video since there are other systems that use the same sounds as these.
Может и сервер 2008 и 96 и и виндовс нт сервер 4.0 и 3.51 и workansion 3.51
И конечно ресницы виндовс 98!!!
Добавь виндовс 12 ещё!
@@dsmooth704 привет
0:17 CHANGE DA WORLD MY FINAL MESSAGE GOODBYE *FADES AWAY*
Why is windows 8.1 and 10 are same as windows 7 and vista
its from bfdi and windows vista was crushed in the startup
1:01 me when i am angry
amogus pou not angry
0:09-0:11 slime
1.0: what
2.03: yeah that's nice
3: heyyyy
3 multimedia: ok nice... *later* AARGH
3.1: did i hear something?
95: CHICAGO WHAT THE FU-
Chicago: lol
NT 4.0: ugh bro...
98: AHHH MY EARS COME ON
5.0: whoops... lol... LOL...
2000: screw it.
ME: yeah finally something good
Whistler: oh.
XP: STRONG AND POWERFUL!
2003: HEY DUDES!
Longhorn: OUCH
VISTA: WIDE OF COURSE
7: PHOOUH
8: OWOWOWOWOW
8.1: whowbdkabddu
10: nah. Bro stop.
10X: .... ugh...
11: nah bro that's loud
0:19. It sounds like a guitar
0:26 Windows NT Workstation 4.0: Ack! Pls stop! I am going deaf!
CHIC^π^
0:27 Windows NT Workstation 4️⃣.0️⃣ : Ack! Pls stop! I going deaf!....
Windows 11: nah I’m out man
welcome to destroyed speakers: THE MOVIE
very good
Windows 98 are you ok?
Windows 3.1: It's not THAT loud...
l o u d
(You could’ve included the fake ones too)
Windows 1.0: Okay, who asked. I'm trying to be very straightforward and calm about this.
Windows 2.03: AHA! With windows 2.0 gone, i can relax here for 200 seconds
Windows 3.0: You know, it's kinda chill today.
Windows 3.0MME: (Startup) Oh. It's fine. What was I so worried ab- [SHUTDOWN] AAAAAAA
Windows 3.1: It's not THAT loud...
Windows 95: Can someone turn down the volume!?
Windows Chicago: Hehehe
Windows NT 4.0: AH! let's hind the loudness slider right now!
Windows 98: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[It's only 80000000000000000% volume for 3 seconds, then settles at something less lou- SHUTDOWN]
Windows NT 5.0(2000 Dev. Codename): I was the guy who asked. I hate this so much but I don't care