Genshin impact's guards are bad at their job
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- čas přidán 27. 06. 2024
- Teyvat’s greatest safety inspector returns once again! Only this time she’s a guard inspector. What can’t she do at this point?
Best guard: Dog
Worst guard: Sleepy
Also PSA: I didn’t address the forts in inazuma as I want to cover them in a separate video!
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Chapters:
00:00 - intro
00:31 - mondstadt
04:14 - liyue
09:20 - inazuma
14:42 - sumeru
18:09 - fontaine
20:13 - bonus
20:50 - outro
If you’re reading this, you are really cool ❤️ - Hry
Who do you think is the worst guard in Teyvat?
Not the worst, but Sleepy is definitely up there
The Watatsumi Island guard that is mentioned later by Scaramouche as being a spy for the Fatui Harbingers 😂
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I think Mondstadt guards should be given a small pass, since 2/3rd of the guards are doing the Northern Expedition with the (actual) Grand Master. Making Acting Grand Master Jean having a severve manpower shortage as mentioned in vid
Beerevity's channel is the most gigantic compilation of resinless behavior frr
I pride myself on that
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It’s refreshing and original! I’m kinda tired of the same formulas all the time
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I think Lumine change professions faster than finding her brother...
Well how is she supposed to find her brother? They can meet on job once lumine finds the job Aether’s working at
Obviously doing safety inspection is more important than finding her twink brother
Well the mora aint gonna grow on trees....oh wait it does grow on trees just needs some resin
@@Oko_doesntshe won't like to join the job aether in it cuz if she get to know about him being a pimp for the sake of God lumine slsy her brother
8:13 if you haven't visited chasm for the first time yet. The guards will stop you at the entrance
Yeah, came to the comments to see if someone said it. It's sad that your comment is so low down there, it should be higher!
You should have also inspected Melusines as guards! They are an important part of Fontaine security as well :)
yah, thats true
Trueee every melusine at the court and harbors are a part of the police
True, the Melusine guards are also capable of patrolling underwater which makes them a massive help in Fontaine.
They are beautiful creatures too .
@@arghyaprotimhalder5592 The pride of Fontaine one could say.
"How does one expedition take every single horse?"
Little you know, but Varka is SO based and buffed that he alone requires several horses and they wearing out very fast
Makes sense actually. IRL knights would not traverse with their battle mounts in fear of wearing them down, which is why they travel with a dozen or so spare horses while marching.
I think lumine should be a health inspector, seeing the various restaurants of teyvat and how well they follow the health standards and of course how delicious the food there.
Maybe the guards are not at their top shape because the restaurants in teyvat gives them a bad stomach ache.
Frankly, I don't know how any restaurant manages to stay in business in Teyvat. They mostly seem to sell their own recipes and raw ingredients.
@@OyVeey And one restaurant we literally have to teach a recipe to
Well, restaurants are there for when you don't want the hassle of cooking your own food, so the restaurant shouldn't be affected too much by selling recipes and ingredients. There are actually some restaurants in real life that sell cookbooks, and there are also real life restaurant-delis, restaurants inside supermarkets, and market stalls that sell both raw ingredients and prepared food. Most restaurants in Teyvat are street food places that only sell a few dishes (even if they canonically serve more). Selling ingredients and recipes diversifies their business.
@@Commietakufeels like a carinderia fr
I guess that in Sumeru, Forest Rangers would also count as guards of sort? They're making sure people in the forest are safe
really shows that all these npcs have at least some difference to their characters
also, the kamisato clan has shuumatsuban, i think they're fine with those few guards
that's a valid reasoning for them too
@@hierarchlaurence also the owners of the place have visions, while the one in ritou doesn't, and the other one is right next to the raiden shoguns residence
The reason mondstadt has so little knights/ guards are because Varka, the real head knight, took 80% of them on a expedition.
Mondstadt has a ton of knights/guards in the city compared to the population though. They could spread some of them out on trade routes.
@@Commietaku mondstadt only really has 2 trade routes, and one of them is right at the city. I think Diluc also vetos any guards from being stationed near his territory which makes it harder.
They have their guard down smh
Should review architecture next, can think of a few spots in the cities that need handrails. I’d definitely fall over the edge as an NPC
4:51 Teyvat Travel Guide explains that Echo's "condition" was caused by one of Alice's potions. Probably needs medical leave until someone can contact the Hexenzirkel...
I really like this "Teyvat every day life examined" series.
"Do the streets make sense?"
"Are the buildings up to code?"
"Do guards do ther job right?"
Theres lore related to miles that makes us think of monds laws relating to child endangerment and labor
Sumeru is definitely the worst one. Making the civilians feel unsafe around their own security system, since there's no telling whether they are an actual guard or an Eremite criminal. 💀
easy, look above their head for "Corps of thirty"
I love this type of content, Genshins biggest cc are literally just doing “what I got with 1000+ wishes” videos and there is literally no creativity involved, so I really appreciate these type of videos🥰‼️
8:15 it's worth mentioning here that the first time you will go through here, you can actually trigger a world quest (or part of a world quest, i don't exactly remember) where the guard will stop you from entering
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The shrines of depths are more secure than all of the guards in Teyvat combined
(combined)
Genshin challenge videos are great, but they're a dime a dozen. I haven't seen anyone else make genshin content like this, and I love it!! Keep it up :D
Hey it's Beerevity, that channel that posts the randomest things, but is also where i learn a lot from the game i've been playing for almost 4 years.
Ngl I don't play even play this game, but your videos showed up in my recommended somehow, and they're too interesting to not subscribe for.
That's such a resinless activity and I'm here for it
You have neglected the best guards, the Melusine! those in the marechausse phantom are a part of the Fontaine security detail. They also do their best work and are always helpful.
I guess the Kamisato Estate doesn't need much guards,since they have the Shuumatsuban.
Now for Watatsumi Island, the traveler is the Captain of the Swordfish II,so it's kinda funny to see them doing their job for at least once after the war
Thank you very much for taking the time to supervise and inspect every guard on the job, good *Teyvat* citizen!
We learn more everyday by each Beerevity video (and lumine)
The guards actually do stop you if you're trying to enter the chasm! There actually is a cutscene dedicated to it. Tho, they quickly dismiss us due to us being commissioned to be there.
The funny thing about Mondstadt especially is that most of the guards are canonically lazy, many of them overly rely on Jean, and one of the guys in the HQ isn't actually good because Klee regularly escapes. Also YEAH freaking Godwin having us lie to his gf on his behalf. Fun fact I'll never forget, during Weinlesefest, the letter from Varka said that everyone was accounted for.... yet that very expedition is the one Godwin was a part of. I often remember this randomly and wonder if hyv simply forgot they made Godwin part of it, leading to an oversight, or if Varka realized quickly that Godwin immediately got distracted and just left him (not like he's useful anyway!).
I feel like there's also an argument in there for how they didn't leave ANY horses so trade likely is harder, and agree about Springvale. They should have guards posted along the path to Dawn Winery too, but considering Diluc's alias and his dislike of the knights, he wouldn't want them guarding his actual home. That said, it is also treated as a venue according to some dialogues.... so presumably knights would be guarding it during those times at least?
What if its revealed that Godwin got denied going on the expedition but he didn't get the letter 💀
also I imagine Diluc has his own security detail for the winery proper
Remember Folk: The knight was so bad at their job there a literally specific line telling them to not ask for help from Noelle.
this the most resinless contntent ive ever seen. I LOVE IT!
All of Beerevities videos are 10/10 Not a single boring one, I thought this was impossible
Definitely new comfort channel :>
I really like your content of overlooked details in Genshin
wuthering waves also has guards and they actually fight the enemies, i was so surprised when i saw it for the first time😭
can i just say your voice and accent is so soothing to listen to! It reminds me of narrators for kiddy shows I watched when I was much younger
20 seconds ago? I feel like a stalker >.
The Chasm guards stop you at first when trying to enter, but Tie Hong recognizes you as the hero of Liyue and gives his word, as he was saved by you while he was guarding the Jade Chamber
Oh my god the editing is so engaging and fun i cant believe youve improved so much🥰🥰
what’s so wonderful about your channel is I’ve wondered/thought about half of your video topics before you make them and it sorta makes me feel like a wizard
please never stop this is genuinely my favourite genshin content
Your channel answers questions I didn't need answers to till you asks them
"Matra" are like the police of Sumeru, aren't they? And Cyno is like... the TOP COP.
yaaay new video! :D You are legit my favourite genshin content creator. There's smth abt the silliness n the roleplay aspect of these that reminds me of how I used to play mmorpgs when I was little. I love how they are taken seriously too, a respectable inspector indeed!
.. Also the impeccable comedic timing of 3:00
One remark about Inazuma's guards, during the point in the Archon Quest where you're supposed to be getting training from Yae Miko, if the guards in the main city spot the Traveler, they realize who you are and attempt to capture you. The screen fades to black and the Traveler respawns elsewhere. So... yeah. Good at their job.
another banger video with many interesting observations! thank you for making such amazing, unique and funny content!!!
Oh I just love your unique and entertaining videos! Please keep up the great work
4:20 I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR HIS NAME😭😭
The continued use of the Scare Island soundtrack in your videos brings me joy
These videos are always so fun to watch!
Melusine in police uniforms are in fact patrolling. Do you count that as guarding or not?
11:44
funny thing is I would bet money that heizou is that guard. he hates patrolling and always slacks off to do his own thing. (in his defence, his “own thing” is his detective stuff and he’s good at it. it’s the only reason sara hasn’t fired him)
I will always love watching these. I hope you can make one with LAND SCAPES as the music sometime
Well Sumeru does have the Matra which are kinda like a secret police but we don’t see them that often
Huffmann: being a literal alchoholic and pain in Mika's ass
Beerevity: 1:41
Your vids help me sleep a lot
Aw hell yes new Beerivity video
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HELL YEAH‼️‼️ I love your vids so much
The melusines are also part of the Fountain guard.
wake up babe beerevity just posted a new vid
I love your vids cuz im also grassless and have little questions like these pop up sometimes
Amazing video, thank you so much
I'd also like to see the prison system in Fontaine. They certainly have a lot more guards
fun fact about huffman is that he's Mika's older brother!
Honestly at the end when Zhongly was talking I kinda expected "Osmanthus Wine"
Idea: Inspect how effective, safe, and overall architecturally smart the important buildings of each nation are. (Each one could have about three buildings)
For example: Favonius Church, Knight of Favonius Headquarters, Dawn Winery, Northland Bank, Jade Chamber, etc.
I was wondering if Nahidas mind reading skill would be helpful in Sumeru. Lol.. funny video. I liked the different content. 😊
This is one of the best genshin videos ive ever seen, there is literally nothing wrong with it and it's super entertaining, great job
So well edited as well, and fun and just nice to watch
The Chasm guards do stop you from entering before you've done the quest, so they are doing their job...unless you sneak around them but hey.
this is the kind of genshin content i want to see
Speaking of guards, there's a fun fact why the Eremites cover their eyes, well, actually two, one is to protect their vision against the heavy storms in the desert, and second is to signify that they are special case of escorts.
Mondstadt has too little guards remaining after most of them went on the expedition, but more importantly 2/3 of their government body are also in that expedition and Jean has very little backbone to scold the other knights and instead he takes the jobs that they should do
Inazuma has a lot less guards/soldier after the civil war and of the 3 commissions, we have see that only the yashiro commission is united under 1 clan, and in the other 2 there is still fights between the clans.
Sumeru relies too much on mercenary work, they do have a secret police but only to punish wrongdoers from the akademiya and the only other defense are the forest watchers
Fontaine relies too much on their meks, the majority of which went berserk after the institute incident, they also basically have more than 1 crime syndicate operating in the main city with no problems and they are also the city where the treasure hoarders have their base
liyue ì has a solid government body and they have seem to be able to keep the major trade routes and the city safe with no problems
I love your videos so much.
Your videos are so unique lol how do u think of this stuff. already a fan :D
Fun Fact: the notice board of Sumeru warns you about pickpockets and says not to go to the corps of thirty as they are probably the thiefs in the first place
Beerevity is out here doing the work of a true archon. Making sure our roads are checked over, evaluating guards, and even looking into housing infrastructure!
I remember seeing one of Guy’s parents somewhere in Monstadt but I don’t remember who nor where. But they did mention him and IIRC were wondering how he’s doing in the Knights Of Favonius. 🤔 Well, seems like what he’s doing is disliking his job every day. 😂
Oh that's tunner from the dawn winery! there's a commission involving them both
I love these inspections omgg
Fontaine lacks guards because i dont believe guardemeks would hesitate to shoot you and there are alot of guardemeks
it makes sense for Liyue to have the most and best, its surrounded by the most nations, is rich, and has the chasm as a key area for guarding.
3:39 fun fact: his name literally means ‘giant’
I thought I spoke to all the guards and NPCs. Apparently not...
Weirdly enough your videos make me want to play genshin again
loved the video :D
Great video I hope you make more videos. It's very fun to watch. 👏😄 Also the guards sleep on the job because they have Lumine to deal with the hilecurils 🤣
it's kinda funny how many times traveler became a fugitive and needed to be arrested
the kamisato state probably has fewer guards because ayato has a whole ninja squad working in the shadows
Yes. He's more about soft power and intelligence.
Wake up babe, Beerevity content just dropped.
On topic though; I really hope we get a Silvermane Guard type of force in Shneznyha (can't spell) to make up for all these slackers 🙃
everytime youtube user beerevity posts i giggle and kick my feet in the air and twirl my hair
0:21 is that an HSR trash can? Love it!
I love the Any Austin vibes from these videos, the world can always use more like this
Nah 3:30 Your point scoring for Godwin was actually very personal 😂
THANK YOU FOR FINALLY ACKNOWLEDGING XIANGMING THAT POOR GUY-
Without knowing anything about this channel, I can already tell by this vid alone that this is an AR60 behavior vid right here
Help, the boar at 2:49 killed me 😂
Heizou is in dire need of inspection as a guard as well! His official rank is a Doushin, but in his own words, he leaves the work of patrolling and apprehending criminals to "the more qualified individuals," which is clearly a clever excuse to shirk his duties and do his own thing. During the war, he was sent to spy in enemy territory and confidently admitted that he treated the trip as a paid vacation. Not to mention, he occasionally disappears completely with no explanation - something that happens often enough for Kujou Sara to "always" be on his case about it, as she is well aware of his antics. He only avoids criticism for his constant disregard for the rules because of his prowess as a detective!
He refuses to accept a promotion and Kujou Sara says that the only reason she hasn't brought him into line yet is because "his investigations deliver results." Perhaps the general herself said it best when she called him a 'headache!'
I'd imagine sherlock holmes wouldn't make a good patrol officer either tbh
@@kaiseremotion854 I agree completely! I merely jest because I love him lmao
a big chunk of all military is in logistic. think about it, no food, no ammo = dead army...
what an army can do, how far it can march, all depend on how good it logistic crew is.
hence the saying "amateurs talk strategy, professionals talk logistics"(Bradley).
I cant even guess what the next video might be 😅.
I thought that so many times when exploring! 😂
Also if that one guard is not on the clock, he still shouldn't be drinking because he has a WHOLE SWORD on his hip!