Don't Drop Anything Around Gojo Unless You're Makima (Gojo vs Makima)
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- Don't Drop Anything Around Gojo Unless You're Makima (Gojo vs Makima) Gojo vs Makima
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Gojo observed, learned, and mastered Toji's method of avoiding child support
On god 😂
lol
omg lol
I 😂😂
He also helped toji in it yk . They are best buds
Bro ran so fast he left his lower half behind 💀
The grip was too tight
It wanted to stay behind for another round 😂
Gojo didnt fear getting cut in half by sukuna, he feared child support.
Just like toji
Bro he died happy getting cut in half than paying child support
Sukunas a real one frfr. Saved hin from child support@grendelbacani445
Even goku feared child support
Gojo never fails to give malicious and delicious back shots to Makima! 🙏🧎♂️
Except in the death battle
"heishehshwjj" heishehshwjj" ~~
"says it in demonic tone"DOES IT GRIP
jajajajaja GyAarTTtTTtTTTTTtss.,zzz
is it SPONGyyyy. WiGgLE?!?
ajjejejjejajjaajaj normally thicc ass aint surving
"Nah, I'd take backshots"~Makima🗿🍷😎
@@Nick-bv1ycNAHHH, I'd bark. -satoru rizzjo
@@Nick-bv1yc-kenjaku
“I gyaaaaaaaaats to get out of here” had me dying
I'm keeping that one :)
Roses are red
Voilets are blue
Yoinky zonks my meme now
"Usually i dont go after girls.... But... YOWIE ZOWIE"
-Gojo Satoru
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT
0:06
Holy googly moogly.. She's a baddie
@@UTTPhater98no it’s more like 0:09
@@Breded1he said the full thing so I gave the full footage🙂↕️
"I alone am the horrendous one" -Saturo Gojo.
“I alone am the crying one” -Izuku Midoriya
@@mageninjaballer1449 "I alone am the strong one" -goku before he became an idiot in super.
@@unlimitedorb9786”I alone, wait groceries are 50% OFF!!!-One punch man, looking for the groceries.
@@unlimitedorb9786he was an idiot since day 1.
@@unlimitedorb9786 so accurate lol 😢😂
Now imagine Midoriya vs Shoto but Shoto has the abilities of Limitless AND the powers of the Control Devil, not mentioning all the bs Cursed Energy comes with
That fight would not be fair 💀
@KingSoda bro is getting Detroit smashed by shoto 💀
Shoto would be a god in that verse
THAT Shoto would OBLITERATE Deku 😝
@@KingSodafr😂
He finally learned his lesson.. 💀
* you *
Yes I have
@So u finallyStatoru_gojo
That PFP...
@@doctorsagro-vetltd.2795 jjk fans went unhinged long time ago so this shouldn't be surprising anymore
Looks like gojo is finally not gay after so many days
Edit: chill yall I was just being sarcastic (joking)
Also this is the reason why Gojo goes after boys
It was in his past child support
He went after men because he didn't need to use protection. Gojo only goes raw :)
That's just not right must've didn't want to cheat on makima
Gojo enough the male
Gojo in another universe:
But honestly, I wonder
I wonder where the true Gojo is at, the one who made us all pray everyday
He's coming. Given that he's starting to go after women, eventually nobody will be safe lol
@@claymationgloves3662yeah this makes him all the more of a threat, being boys only is just less threatening than being E for Everyone
1:25 i laughed soo hard at this scene😂
slow it down to .50 bro it's amazing
He really said "Nah, I'd win." and "THE KID IS NOT MY SON!"
Just like my friend told me😊
Never knew todoroki would be canonically Gojo and Makima’s kid.
Between heaven and the earth i alone am secret love child
Gojo todoroki
Now Gojo seems to understand Toji’s actions
Shoto's "papa" caught me off guard lmaoo
"I truly am the bricked up one" - Satoru Gojo
"Is it gooey" is Crazy 💀
Makima:”I should had put this dog on a leash “
Gojo:”HAHAHAHA WE KNOW HOW THAT ENDED!”
*death battle flash back*
bro made the strongest being in the universe
Using that one Kizumonogatri scene is perfect 💀
Toji:you ain't paying child support to huh? I guess we are best friend now
0:02 0:11 0:30 0:40 1:02 1:08 1:33
Toji really teached him how to go get milk💀💀💀💀
"what the scallop" got me rolling on the floor 💀
Gojo: DID you pray today?
Me: yes *prayed*
Gojo finally followed a man's original instinct
every video king soda drops i gotta pray
"YOWIE ZOWIE"
-Gojo The Backshotting One
"Nah, i'd win."
Gojo, The Sliced One
Now I know why gojo only goes after men😭
That's not going to last for very long. He already gave back shots to mei mei. Pronouns or not that's still a woman lol.
Man modern death battle is wild
The person that thought up Gojo x Makima and made that fanart of them, needs to be taken in for questioning. 📋🧐 Because how on earth did they think of this combo? If there was one crossover ship that I never thought I’d see in all my life, it’s Gojima! 👀
Surprisingly, it’s Death Battle. They actually made an episode of Gojo vs Makima. Well animated too.
@@gk9606 it well before death battle as well, both were OP characters in their verses and against each other hold up quite well with their abilities
@@semekiizuio I knew that had to be one of the reasons why. But I’m curious as to what other reasons caused whoever created that fanart, to create it… Their child being Shoto works perfectly, so that part was clever! 👍🏾
@@semekiizuioI know it was a popular one before hand. The internet ships anyone and everyone. I was just saying that specific one of him ok the chain was Death Battle.
Gojo never fails to put his banana in us so well
which banana i only know a yellow banana the fruit.
See the banana he’s talking about is the one between your legs💀
@@The_Christmas_Bongo_Cat Ill show you my banana
Gojo losing control: Why mens didn't dropping anything?
Girls drop something
Gojo: "I don't go after ladies"
DOES IS GRIP?😛
Bro became the bisected one just to avoid child support…
Toji taught him well.
interesting touch on the very last bit when you put death battle, that's really nice
Bro finally became straight and sent some heavanly backshots!😂❤
Bro unironicly said “what the scallop.”💀💀
“The kid is not my son”
-The deadbeat dad one
Gojo *tries to escape child support
Sukuna: "I got you homie."
Lets just take a second to comprehend that a child between makima and gojo would be the most busted character in fiction ever...😮
🤓
Honestly still a rimuru victim
can he beat goku though?
@@cuhwashere2020 easily...Goku would get McClapped up in a McDonald's McParking lot McDoggy style in the dead of McNight....it'd be a McDisaster...
@@Poemkid01 by Vegeta? 😭
🗣️BUT THE KID IS NOT MY SON!
You know that is a very interesting idea for shoto's parents
I like when Makima said movie theater it was talking about Gojo vs Makima
For real tho if makima and gojo had a child, their child would be broken as heck
Roses are red
Gojo got what he craved
Little did he know
He just got played
Reply to this comment if you have a better poem
Twenty years later: Shoto comes back for revenge
Gojo becoming micheal jackson and said "the kid is not my son" is now canon
" What the SCALLOP?!" Killed me
Don’t worry I’ll pay it for Gojo this ship is THE BEST
BUT THE KID IS NOT MY SON
HOOO, SHE SAYS I AM THE ONE!
FORGET CHILD SUPPORT IM RUNNIN
Shoto: soo yeah that's how my real father never come back with the milk.
Deku: wtf?!?!
Gojo :we made a deal Sukuna you Sukuna:what i get
Gojo :the pleasure of killing me
Sukuna: this mf escaped to pay child support to Makima
Makima: you be the stepfather of my son understand
**Sukuna running too**
Fr tho
Denji: crying
Gojo : GGgGYAAHAHAT now usually I don’t go after women, but YOWIE ZOWIE *geeking out* is it most? Spongy? Is squishy? Is it tight? *takes a fat big deep breath* OH YOUR SO DAMN TIGHT 🥵
miss makima: why don’t you come find out… *whispers softly*(big dog)
*Gojo gettin bricked up 😏*
Gojo: I truly am.. thy honored one…domain expansion infinite backshot barking…
*5 years later*
*makima sit down showing that GYAT*
gojo: GYAAAT *makima is Watching* wait I know that *GYAT* rom anywhere..
makima: hello gojo..
Gojo: makima it’s been a while since I saw you in the theater after all those years 😊
makima: that’s because I was raising our son
*makima satouru*
Gojo: WHAT!?
Makima: now be a Good boy and pay for little shoto’s child support..
*gojo looks at it*. Gojo: WHAT THE *ScAlLoP* 😭😭😭
“The Fool that doesn’t belong to this era;
The Mysterious Ruler above the gray fog;
The King of Yellow and Black who wields good luck.”
What's with the random LOTM reference?
The Faceless who Rules us all.
Oh nah… bro pulled a Toji💀
Okay, I know NNN is still happening BUT I GYAAATT to know who GYAT cosplayer is.
Sweetiefox I think
@@ChrisXRoseToday is December 5 RIGHT ON BLOODY TIME!
I look her Up and found corn bro
@@johnwynn6998 yeah noticed
0:42 I luv the scene
Remember guys,gojo dosent like woman unless she has the whole bakery
"is it gooey" is legit the craziest fucking shit i dun gazed up
the real death battle
Denji:HEY, SHE IS MY WAIFU
Gojo: Did u pray today?
Bro really put sweetie fox's gyatt 💀💀
This an alternate version of their death battle
Sauce:sweetie fox
Was not expecting Shoto to be their kid, but it is hilarious!
Gojo has officially gone insane 💀
Bro in the movie theater
i love watching your videos king soda watching your videos makes me want to drink some soda fr fr
bro turned into micheal jackson at 1:29
If it wasn't for the line now normally I don't go after ladies this would of been a good explanation on why Gojo doesn't go after ladies.
This is why gojo only backshots guys most of the time cuz if he backshots girls he gotta pay child support 😂
0:02 GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAT🗣
the images of dogs dressed up as Gojo are the most cutest things I've ever seen
I just found out that gojo buys milk at my store
WE NEED PART 2
Makima: Did you PAY today?
Call me a evader cause I’ll damn sure avoid my taxes for that gyaat 🗣️🗣️💀
🔥🔥🔥🔥part 2🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I can feel the infinity coming inside of me
King soda do “YUJI I JUST SNORTED A SUIT CASE FULL OF COKE AND IM STARTING TOO FEEL THE SODE EFFECTS” gojo saying ghat too yuji
“WOWIE ZOWIE!”
-Satoru Gojo
So thats how Todoroki was made😂💀
0:40 gojo and makima having best time of their life for 5 year
Bro there has to be a part 2 somewhere
Btw what grocery store did you go to?
“What the scallop?!” I am currently fucking dying.
So that is why he isn't doing it with girls anymore
How Gojo vs Makima death battle Should Have Go
Bro the gojo dog pictures got me cracking up
"you're so tight!" 💀
Gojo: The kid is not my son.
Me in the background: MJ laugh hehe in the Billie Jean.
"Nah, I'd win"
*becomes among us body*
Maybe you could show what happens when Hiromi Higuruma deals with Gojo. It would be really interesting to see how he handles court.
For some reason that "the kid is not my son!" "papa" was so good
The way he says “What The Scallop”.
😂😂😂😂😂
lol this was just too funny the first time I saw this I was laughing too hard
GYYYAAAT DAYUM GIMME THAT CAKE ILL BARK FOR YOU
Yk what? You should do gojo vs jogo but yk with all the memes, king soda.
The laughing at the end😂😂😂😂 ",rehehehehe"
that ending was unexpected and perfect
the half run got me 💀💀
HOLY SHIT YOU MADE ONE