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  • čas přidán 15. 06. 2024
  • Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host ‪@chrisklemens‬ Chris Klemens! He's baaack!! And thanks to our Patreon family, who picked all of these stories, we have a good one in store this week. From dumping coffee on a kid, to a Patreon member sending n00dz to a friend's husband, to some awkward step-sibling interactions.. buckle up friends. What are your thoughts on these stories? Ready to come join us on Patreon?
    My episode on Chris's pod: • Sad Girl Summer (with ... !!!
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    Full length Audio only episodes available on all podcast platforms!
    Index:
    00:00 -- Start
    05:06 -- Story 1
    22:29 -- Story 2
    37:16 -- Story 3
    54:03 -- Story 4
    01:14:22 -- Story 5
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  • @circumstantiallemon
    @circumstantiallemon Před 9 měsíci +3155

    literally replayed chris screaming “A WHORE HAS BEEN IN YOUR HOUSE” 3 times because of how hard it sent me

    • @keautyxo
      @keautyxo Před 9 měsíci +29

      SEEENNNNTTTT lmaooo😂

    • @circumstantiallemon
      @circumstantiallemon Před 9 měsíci +42

      @@keautyxo i need it as a sound bite on my phone 🤣🤣

    • @genesisfigueroa56
      @genesisfigueroa56 Před 9 měsíci +29

      SAME😭😭 make it a sounds on Tiktok

    • @50jq
      @50jq Před 9 měsíci +69

      Mee too, and 1:14:53 got so invested that had to check the reddit post, and… he didn’t cheat. He confess he doesn’t love OP anymore, since the first month of pregnancy.

    • @abbiedabbied00
      @abbiedabbied00 Před 9 měsíci +33

      @@50jq ur iconic for doing this for us but that's heartbreaking to hear

  • @Grace-vt2xm
    @Grace-vt2xm Před 9 měsíci +2279

    Story 4: read the update, he said he “fell out of love” so long story short she has left him and they will be divorcing after the baby comes. He took his sister with him and he did use the backup backup savings.

    • @themadisonharmon
      @themadisonharmon Před 9 měsíci +546

      THANK U FOR DOING THE LORDS WORK

    • @MissLovina93
      @MissLovina93 Před 9 měsíci +117

      Thank you I needed this update

    • @marisoldelatorre2046
      @marisoldelatorre2046 Před 9 měsíci +24

      Hi where can i read it

    • @ChristianaDanielle11
      @ChristianaDanielle11 Před 9 měsíci

      Such a COWARD.

    • @artisseriechicken
      @artisseriechicken Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@marisoldelatorre2046search the true off my chest reddit. The title of the update is (UPDATE) I ignored my husband so much that he went away without telling me

  • @brianarector9847
    @brianarector9847 Před 9 měsíci +858

    Chris is EVERYTHING. Permanent cohost, regular guest, whatever just MORE. Unapologetically hot takes that are all hilarious and relatable.

  • @Idoeatboys
    @Idoeatboys Před 7 měsíci +142

    “a whore is in your house!” KILLED ME PLEASE MAKE CHRIS A REGULAR HE IS A GEM 😂

  • @KenzieKullen
    @KenzieKullen Před 9 měsíci +842

    Story 4 got updated and it gets SO much worse. Once he got back a bunch came to light. Apparently the person he went to Ireland with was his sister, Tiff, who had no idea why he'd invited her until she got there and interrogated him about why he was acting so weird. When he told her, she essentially was the only reason he even came back to talk to OP after initially leaving. He'd originally left with the intention to run away to a small town and never talk to them again, but Tiff made him see what a huge dickhead move that was. She got him to confess to Carla that he'd stopped loving her a month into her pregnancy and gave no explanation as to why exactly that was. OP is going to divorce him after the baby is born.

    • @Henlipryor13
      @Henlipryor13 Před 9 měsíci +59

      Thank you!! 🤍🤍🙏🏼

    • @mirandachorlton8157
      @mirandachorlton8157 Před 9 měsíci

      Jesus! What a dick! Honestly she dodged a bullet. He sounded like a deadbeat.

    • @yoliyoli7339
      @yoliyoli7339 Před 9 měsíci +2

      OMGGG poor Carla. thank you for the update. what a dick. welp that means one less baby for her to support.

    • @toumouaher5323
      @toumouaher5323 Před 9 měsíci +48

      One word: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

    • @mndyD9
      @mndyD9 Před 8 měsíci +73

      Omg! Thank you! And I hope Carla leaves him sooner and keeps the baby from him! What a POS, she deserves so much better than him. I hope Carla reads this: he is DEAD WEIGHT so do not feel bad at all for leaving him! 💗👏🏼

  • @Harus_Tea
    @Harus_Tea Před 9 měsíci +2336

    Story one: Wife should have said there was a bug and she missed it

    • @TwoHotTakes
      @TwoHotTakes  Před 9 měsíci +599

      This is the level of quickness I want to be with comebacks. Sooo good

    • @all4wandy
      @all4wandy Před 9 měsíci +11

      I don’t recommend reciprocating a stupid joke/prank as it tends to escalate and you are supposed to be in on it.

    • @corinnewolfe963
      @corinnewolfe963 Před 9 měsíci +55

      Being so honest getting hit in the face would have garnered an instant punch as a thoughtless reaction (partly why I don’t plan to have kids for a while)

    • @samanthadiane320
      @samanthadiane320 Před 9 měsíci +77

      @@all4wandy As they say, fuck around and find out lol

    • @kenzieshaye6818
      @kenzieshaye6818 Před 9 měsíci +3

      This is perfect why didn’t I think of that line lol

  • @madelinesmith1363
    @madelinesmith1363 Před 9 měsíci +435

    Another vote for Chris to become a regular!!! He is PERFECT for this program!!! 👑

  • @alexglz117
    @alexglz117 Před 9 měsíci +66

    "Coffee is a vacation compared to what I would've done to little Anna" 😂

  • @marianadineva14
    @marianadineva14 Před 9 měsíci +1149

    Story 1: „she could have handles it better“: should have thrown a second coffee on the mother.

  • @jordanleighwheatley
    @jordanleighwheatley Před 9 měsíci +1520

    Please make Chris a regular. I just made myself look crazy for him. Listening through earbuds, walking through the office, trying to contain my cackling but fully visible to other people so I just looked like I was headed to the padded room.

    • @madisonhuttman467
      @madisonhuttman467 Před 9 měsíci +16

      Totally get you 😭 i just laid in bed with AirPods in on occasion waking up my husband with cackling and ugly laughter at 1am. He asked what I was watching and when I told him he was displeased to say the least 😂

    • @phoebehayward9687
      @phoebehayward9687 Před 9 měsíci +6

      I fully support this movement, we need a petition; "More Chris🎉!!"

    • @veritypax7922
      @veritypax7922 Před 9 měsíci +6

      I support this, too!!! Spotify listener, came here *just* to say this but you already said it so well!

    • @kateepena
      @kateepena Před 9 měsíci +3

      I was mowing my yard listening to most of this and laughing my ass off
      I had switched podcasts after the one I was listening to ended and saw his was the guest and yelled “YOOOO” while mowing lol

    • @defineSHANNON
      @defineSHANNON Před 9 měsíci +3

      I Stan Chris so hard but more importantly does your office have a padded room? If they do can I have more details about how this was obtained? Ya know, for a friend 😂

  • @304scorpio9
    @304scorpio9 Před 9 měsíci +117

    “It would turn out like Anna , then I’d put it down.”
    I cackled 💀💀🤚🏽
    Not only dogs they say “it” but made them a pet that could be “put down” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @uglybutterflyx0x0
    @uglybutterflyx0x0 Před 9 měsíci +197

    Lol I listen on Spotify mostly but I came all the way to CZcams to say Chris’s voice is literally my inner monologue now. “THEY DID THIS IN PUBLIC AND NO ONE SAID A F*CKIN WORD!?” 😂 I am 💀

  • @haleydouglas2978
    @haleydouglas2978 Před 9 měsíci +539

    “FEMALE 20 NOOOO, NOOOO!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love this duo so much

    • @batlover6450
      @batlover6450 Před 9 měsíci +13

      LMAOOOOO “female 20”

    • @liliannjesuis9649
      @liliannjesuis9649 Před 9 měsíci +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @brenovo
      @brenovo Před 9 měsíci +3

      Morgan needs to put it on merch 😂 I would definitely buy a hoodie

  • @joc9370
    @joc9370 Před 9 měsíci +952

    The wife actually sending nudes in story 2 is wild to me. That whole friend group is sus lmao

    • @Rmrz06.
      @Rmrz06. Před 9 měsíci +192

      I thought this... there's no way in hell I would "feel pressure to cheat" which to me, this is cheating. I would also never believe my husband if he said "he felt pressured." Curious ad to why the wife didn't just say "here's your money back, or why she didnt automatically call her husband BEFORE sending pics...honestly it sounds like maybe 3 of the 4 ppl want to swap...

    • @sunnym2458
      @sunnym2458 Před 9 měsíci +64

      Yeah makes no sense and why are they still friends and wasn’t the wife uncomfortable?

    • @anastasia408
      @anastasia408 Před 9 měsíci +33

      Same like,,,i mean we werent there so we cant really judge HOW pressured she felt but to not stand up for yourself in a situation where there is this non-consentual sex-related peer pressure taking place is so?? who gives a fck about the money, I would have left and then paid for my share of the trip.....It feels weird to say that the wife COULD have done more....and maybe she very well couldn't have because the pressure was too much.....but damn,,,,someone who crosses phsycial and relationship boundaries like that is automatically being cut out of my life.
      This also feels so nonchalant....i wouldn't have just confronted the guy...I would have been sent to prison for the shit I would have done to that guy....

    • @CamDollar
      @CamDollar Před 9 měsíci +73

      Same, I am a person who hates victim blaming, but something is not adding up here. Why if this man is suffering from a S addiction and talks about cheating on his wife and keeps trying to come onto you, are you having them over to talk about sex and sending them pictures like the BJ one? The behavior isn't adding up to them feeling uncomfortable. If they know he struggles with this, why are they even taking the relationship to talking about their sex lives and sending such things? If my friends husband was trying to get with me and making me uncomfortable, I wouldn't just sit there and ignore it while I keep giving him graphic depictions of my intimacy with my husband? I don't understand how a 27 year old adult married woman is excused from this cheating behavior because she "caved" and was "pressured" OVER TEXT by some horned up creeper? Like, does she go to her IG DMs and just can't control sending her nudes out to the random men who act the exact same way? Like, at a certain point it seems like they need to stop having him over and stop having these interactions or else maybe you enjoy it? Maybe girl is just a cheater and wants to do that stuff. It's not like they are in a relationship or have any power dynamic to make any of this make sense. I'm supposed to believe a normal adult woman has someone she doesn't want to send nudes to begging and sending some $ so she just suddenly decides shes about that life? IT'S NOT ADDING UP

    • @CamDollar
      @CamDollar Před 9 měsíci

      @@Rmrz06. Exactly, imagine your husband calling you on vacay crying saying someone "pressured him into cheating" OVER TEXT. Like, maybe if the man was there in person and she felt threatened, or if she was a lot younger, or had a previous intimate abusive dynamic with this man that could explain why she so easily would be manipulated or feel pressure. But this is literally almost like a random man getting in ur dms and saying he will send you $$ for pictures and you actually send them. There is no pull for as to why she would ever actually send them, unless she just wanted to cheat.

  • @yazmintorres9084
    @yazmintorres9084 Před 9 měsíci +83

    I love how hard Chris went on story 4 defending the pregnant lady & saying he will find this guy 🥹🥹

  • @toastedpina
    @toastedpina Před 9 měsíci +98

    Chris NEEDS to be a permanent co host because their reactions are literally mine everytime I listen to these reddit stories!

  • @rujainem
    @rujainem Před 9 měsíci +915

    1:45 No you don’t understand, Chris would THRIVE as a permanent co-host. I’ve been watching this show since 2022, and his episodes are the only ones that have me CACKLING throughout. Where do I have to donate for his salary negotiation??

    • @rosemarygutierrez6747
      @rosemarygutierrez6747 Před 9 měsíci +32

      RIGHT!!! I am only done with the first story and haven't laughed this hard during an episode since the last time he was on!!! I NEED this duo ASAP!!!

    • @Feydarlin
      @Feydarlin Před 9 měsíci +3

      no fr!!

    • @BOO-sy2oz
      @BOO-sy2oz Před 9 měsíci +7

      i love him SO MUCH.

    • @angeleva999
      @angeleva999 Před 9 měsíci +1

      REAL

    • @7lyssie
      @7lyssie Před 9 měsíci +1

      Same I hope he becomes one !!!

  • @elanorsindra
    @elanorsindra Před 9 měsíci +574

    There is an update on story 4: He took his sister with him but he is still absolutely useless, has no excuse except for that he doesn't love her anymore and hasn't once apologised. OP will divorce him. Harry's sister and (now ex-) friend and Carlas Mom are there for OP.

    • @lauriane2784
      @lauriane2784 Před 9 měsíci +24

      I need a link daaaaang

    • @michellexbeauty9832
      @michellexbeauty9832 Před 9 měsíci +7

      Girl drop the link Omg

    • @rosieloya7530
      @rosieloya7530 Před 9 měsíci +22

      Not all heros wear capes. Thanks!

    • @dolphinskyblue18
      @dolphinskyblue18 Před 9 měsíci +6

      Do you have the reddit link you could provide? I neeeeeed to read the update!!

    • @xxprettyrwbyxx3857
      @xxprettyrwbyxx3857 Před 9 měsíci

      Good cuz wtf most of the s*** he complained about in that text was just him whining about irrelevant shi to make her feel bad about 💀 I'm 6 months pregnant and work overtime you're unemployed and not actively looking for a job yes I expect you to clean in the fucking house?!? And you're complaining because I simply asked if we could have dinner at home and cuddle under a blanket for our anniversary??? As if that's a massive event that needs time and money that he does not have 💀 good fucking lord I'm glad she's leaving

  • @allisonsilva4531
    @allisonsilva4531 Před 9 měsíci +388

    Happy that Chris was challenging Morgan’s insane step siblings dating take

    • @dannisolis7625
      @dannisolis7625 Před 9 měsíci +54

      Right like nooo!! It’s not okay and the story she used to compare was not the same

    • @vindifference
      @vindifference Před 9 měsíci +25

      I had to be with Morgan on that one, and was actually more surprised at Chris' firmness about it. For (presumably) an LGBTQ+ ally to base so much of their rationale on societal doctrine and disapproval, seemed counterintuitive to me. The "it feels weird" argument is such a classic when it comes to arbitrarily dictating what other people shouldn't be doing, when it should really be about "you should stop something because there are significant negative consequences."

    • @caffe1n8ed
      @caffe1n8ed Před 9 měsíci +34

      How is it insane? They were both adults when their parents got together, both probably were happy for their parents, but didn’t see their parent’s partner as a step-parent at all. Seriously, by the time you’re 18, your parents partner usually isn’t a step-parent to you unless that’s what you want. It’s just your parents partner. They didn’t raise you or anything, so in what world is their child your sibling?

    • @courtneyjohns2117
      @courtneyjohns2117 Před 8 měsíci +9

      @@caffe1n8edI agree, I personally think its weird but to each their own they are not blood related, they weren’t raised together and they are both adults so really they aren’t doing anything wrong

    • @sids5206
      @sids5206 Před 8 měsíci +10

      ​@@vindifferencethis thing with step siblings and adopted siblings ends up fucking up the image of their bond. "You're not real siblings" yes, yes they are. And then these kids keep hearing from all the sides that they're not real family when that's all most want to be seen as.

  • @ricardograna3982
    @ricardograna3982 Před 9 měsíci +104

    Story 5: I feel like there are two main elements that make siblings siblings: the DNA aspect of it, an the growing up together and sibling like relationship aspect. In this case seems like there’s neither.
    Not saying that they should absolutely date and start a relationship, because for starters she sounds conflicted about it, but may be go to therapy and discuss about it on it. It is definitely less wrong of a situation that others we’ve heard. Your parents being married to each other doesn’t automatically makes you siblings.

    • @tmr33773
      @tmr33773 Před 9 měsíci +3

      100% agree on the siblings comment... Sperm donation exists for people to make families, it's a scientific medical procedure and in my opinion it's inappropriate that any children of sperm donors even know who their donor is.

    • @victoriakelley664
      @victoriakelley664 Před 9 měsíci +16

      They barely lived together even! I don't think theres anything wrong if they decide they want to date 🤷

    • @hilla3353
      @hilla3353 Před 8 měsíci +3

      Same. My stepborther is not my brother. He's my sister best friend and I've know him since he was 6, so even if he was my tipe I could never see him like that, but that's because I've seen him grow up

  • @KellyKnowlesArt
    @KellyKnowlesArt Před 9 měsíci +249

    "should we book tickets to ireland and find this guy" LMAO chris fucking kills me

    • @sarwall_
      @sarwall_ Před 9 měsíci +8

      IM GONNA GO TO IRELAND AND FIND HARRY

  • @isabel7213
    @isabel7213 Před 9 měsíci +629

    Chris spiiling gem after gem should be illegal. "drop the netflix doc" made me wheeze 11/10

    • @shelby_button
      @shelby_button Před 9 měsíci +4

      7:24 I was dead. He has the best comments lol

    • @chrisklemens
      @chrisklemens Před 9 měsíci

    • @sijovi6749
      @sijovi6749 Před 9 měsíci +10

      I wheezed at Gaslight-Girlboss-Gatekeep 😂😂

    • @Cashhhhew
      @Cashhhhew Před 9 měsíci

      “YOU HAD A WHORE IN YOUR HOUSE!” 💀

    • @Mac_cheese365
      @Mac_cheese365 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Best part is this is a nexflix doc lol, it was word for word this except the donor was the doctor

  • @grreat1000
    @grreat1000 Před 9 měsíci +46

    Story 4: I’m living for this reaction ! She has a whole human in her and he’s running away to Ireland ! 😢 run away lady !

  • @raven_bri1748
    @raven_bri1748 Před 9 měsíci +95

    Petition for Chris to be a regular on this podcast because I am DECEASED 😂😂😂

  • @witchlybabe
    @witchlybabe Před 9 měsíci +665

    The story about the husband going to Ireland - Morgan trying to relate this guy to a stay at home mom, except she missed the part where he's NOT a stay at home parent. He's just a deadbeat. The wife is still cooking the baby, he deserves no sympathy

    • @kennedy.5152
      @kennedy.5152 Před 9 měsíci +62

      FR!!! he’s a housewife at best. OP is doing infinitely more to support and care for the unborn child atm and most likely will continue to do so once they’re born, especially with the impending divorce. what a loser.

    • @IlkaWaffy
      @IlkaWaffy Před 9 měsíci +35

      Exactly. Sure he's doing the chores but he's very much able to go and work outside the home. He just chose not to. There's no kids at home to take care of

    • @deathman5678
      @deathman5678 Před 9 měsíci

      So house wife’s are fucking bums as well.

    • @krystaljade8934
      @krystaljade8934 Před 9 měsíci +8

      Agree! Staying home to raise children and sacrifice your career/life for your kids, is not comparable to being a deadbeat like this guy.

    • @Ferchichocomenta
      @Ferchichocomenta Před 9 měsíci +8

      The worst part for me is she is super pregnant, working extra hours because the husband isn't taking any responsibility, and he's mad because HE doesn't have the attention? Excuse me? Is he a 4 year old jealous because they have a new sibling that needs care? How does he expect help with chores if the wife is BUSY WORKING EXTRA HOURS?!
      He feels "ignored" because the wife only wants to eat and rest after work 🤯How much attention does this guy need?

  • @hallieellis9749
    @hallieellis9749 Před 9 měsíci +331

    His repeated “NO, NOO, NoOo” after Morgan reveals each new and worse detail is sending me 🤣😂

  • @leavemewithmysins5462
    @leavemewithmysins5462 Před 9 měsíci +27

    “THE WAY THAT I WOULD WATCH A FULL SEASON OF THIS IS INSANE”
    Us too, Chris. We want multiple seasons of Chris

  • @noreenlenze6746
    @noreenlenze6746 Před 9 měsíci +75

    Please make him a regular host - I swear, I haven't laughed out loud as much as I have with Chris's reactions so far xD

  • @fishhugify
    @fishhugify Před 9 měsíci +525

    you have no idea how excited I am for Chris to be back

  • @momac1871
    @momac1871 Před 9 měsíci +154

    Chris went through all 5 stages of grief on that last one omfg 😂

  • @aimeemarie5462
    @aimeemarie5462 Před 9 měsíci +65

    Chris has such a different energy from all of the other people who co-host. I absolutely love it. I'd love to see him on a more consistent basis.

  • @alizaeraine
    @alizaeraine Před 2 měsíci +2

    “No because it would act like Anna and I’d put it down” AAAAAHHHHHHH

  • @Longleggedghoul
    @Longleggedghoul Před 9 měsíci +182

    Chris as a regular cohost is everything I’ve ever needed and more

    • @aqeelah12
      @aqeelah12 Před 9 měsíci +2

      Chis and Lauren

    • @77devon
      @77devon Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@aqeelah12need a 3way episode with them omgggg

  • @TheKid1130
    @TheKid1130 Před 9 měsíci +125

    This guy is funny AF. He speaks all our intrusive thoughts we don't wanna say😂

  • @hannahlynn3314
    @hannahlynn3314 Před 9 měsíci +13

    Okay, but the actual absolute joy that was sparked when Chris leaned away from the mic to eat chips was everything for me. My sensory issues thank you very very much 🥹🤟🏻

  • @FrauStormm
    @FrauStormm Před 9 měsíci +14

    The step sibling story isn’t crazy at all. It’s morally wrong in theory, but they haven’t known each other that long. It’s not like they grew up together viewing each other as actual siblings for decades.

  • @GobbleMeGoblin
    @GobbleMeGoblin Před 9 měsíci +366

    my 2 favorite pod cast content creators being ACTUAL friends and working together so flawlessly is giving me excitement over youtube I haven't had in YEARS

    • @marymeier1801
      @marymeier1801 Před 9 měsíci +1

      right

    • @kenzieshaye6818
      @kenzieshaye6818 Před 9 měsíci +6

      YES!! I love Chris and Morgan both together they are the best combo ever!! And Chris is so funny bouncing off of Morgan I love it lol

    • @Jazzycake120
      @Jazzycake120 Před 9 měsíci

      Thisss, yes!

    • @kennedy.5152
      @kennedy.5152 Před 9 měsíci

      they have such a good dynamic i can’t stop cracking up

  • @DiMagnolia
    @DiMagnolia Před 9 měsíci +273

    I think the last story really shows how comfortable Morgan feels with Chris bc they’re so openly disagreeing, she (like myself) tends to fawn with guests

  • @daviddillman3280
    @daviddillman3280 Před 9 měsíci +10

    I’m OBSESSED with Chris. He’s hilarious! The chemistry didn’t change at all and I love to see it!

  • @user-bb9em5jh3t
    @user-bb9em5jh3t Před 3 měsíci +3

    At 12 I was supporting myself and living on my own 80% of the time she needs to raise her kids better

  • @ladygaygay94
    @ladygaygay94 Před 9 měsíci +217

    Wow pumpkin spice coffee is back and Morgan has reunited with Chris. The world is HEALING

    • @laceynicole8668
      @laceynicole8668 Před 9 měsíci +2

      LITERALLY

    • @choleymoley
      @choleymoley Před 9 měsíci +10

      Lady gay gay is the best name I’ve seen on the internet

    • @kenzieshaye6818
      @kenzieshaye6818 Před 9 měsíci +3

      Ty for confirming the pumpkin spice coffee for me 🙊😍🥰

  • @95theoutcast
    @95theoutcast Před 9 měsíci +119

    1:00:41 Story 4: even if he's at his wits end with no break, she never gets a break from being pregnant either dude

    • @imaniyup7908
      @imaniyup7908 Před 9 měsíci +22

      Or from working all of the time

    • @kennedy.5152
      @kennedy.5152 Před 9 měsíci +13

      yeah he’s not the equivalent of a SAHM bc they don’t have the kid to take care of yet he’s literally a housewife equivalent which is significantly less work. oh god forbid the man has to do basic household upkeep and cook dinner.

    • @jayneirajames792
      @jayneirajames792 Před 9 měsíci +8

      Let’s not forget the fact that she said he’s not looking for a job unless she reminds him. So if he really wanted things to change he could have gotten a job so she can work less and finally get some rest so they can spend time together

  • @residentofgravetown6893
    @residentofgravetown6893 Před 9 měsíci +42

    If the pod included Chris every time; id be listening and pressing replay. He’s so funny. He brings THE energy

  • @laurenkoressel7606
    @laurenkoressel7606 Před 9 měsíci +20

    i’m gonna need chris to come on atleast once a month from now on

  • @mariat2456
    @mariat2456 Před 9 měsíci +281

    we definitely need chris as a co-host!!!

  • @venessascott6223
    @venessascott6223 Před 9 měsíci +176

    Wife pressured to send nudes, my husband knows there's a body bag waiting for him if he ever pulled that shit.

    • @iridescentsolace
      @iridescentsolace Před 9 měsíci +25

      No cause I immediately thought abt how he should def get beat for not only pressuring her but PAYING HER???

    • @sarwall_
      @sarwall_ Před 9 měsíci +12

      LITERALLY, especially if it was your best friend like HUH?!!!!

    • @sunnym2458
      @sunnym2458 Před 9 měsíci +17

      Yeah and why would the wife even send them ? We are grown adults

    • @iridescentsolace
      @iridescentsolace Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@sunnym2458 you can still be pressured at any age bro esp if she was pushed to by her friend

    • @kaitlynmorgan4613
      @kaitlynmorgan4613 Před 9 měsíci

      @@sunnym2458 it seems a little dumb to me too, but we dont know what he was saying to pressure her or how often. i just wish she told her husbsnd right away so he could tell off his (hopefully ex) friend

  • @alejandraperez7461
    @alejandraperez7461 Před 9 měsíci +36

    MAKE. HIM. A. CO-HOST. we need more Chris episodes.

  • @lillychannell5628
    @lillychannell5628 Před 9 měsíci +12

    Chris is legit my fav guest his energy is top tier 😂

  • @heatherjd09
    @heatherjd09 Před 9 měsíci +83

    The constant reference back to Anna is so hilarious to me. Love Chris’ energy!

  • @Handmadesewciety
    @Handmadesewciety Před 9 měsíci +70

    The best part about you two as a duo is he brings out what I feel is the real side of Morgan (not afraid to say her opinions) and they both seem so comfortable

    • @rosemarygutierrez6747
      @rosemarygutierrez6747 Před 9 měsíci +5

      yesssssss, i love them both together soooo much. she doesn't hold back with him because he matches her energy. Hope he becomes a regular

  • @zombieland9910
    @zombieland9910 Před 9 měsíci +6

    Oh please I need Chris on the regular! Love his episodes!
    Chris, Sarah, Drew, Deison, and Lauren are my favourite guests/co-hosts to watch on the pod.

  • @cherries4life7
    @cherries4life7 Před 9 měsíci +9

    chris’s laugh is just the best. he made my day better

  • @carpenter28085
    @carpenter28085 Před 9 měsíci +106

    Story 1: I had my son at barely 18 and he was a respectful little prince and knew disrespectful behavior, especially towards adults, was absolutely not tolerated.

    • @fallingawayfromthenorm
      @fallingawayfromthenorm Před 9 měsíci +26

      I think the maturity of the parent ability to mature plays a bigger part in the way they raise their kids than the age at which they had them. Even older parents, if immature, can raise demon spawns.

    • @carpenter28085
      @carpenter28085 Před 9 měsíci +6

      @@fallingawayfromthenorm that's a great point!

  • @KZesty
    @KZesty Před 9 měsíci +40

    The one thing that scares me most about the mom lying so hard about the donor dad, is that these people out there could be dating their half siblings and never know 😭😭😭😭

    • @irelandmattocks
      @irelandmattocks Před 9 měsíci +2

      Especially since people are naturally attracted to attributes their family has, sometimes it's not physical but sometimes it is 👀

    • @valentinazam7494
      @valentinazam7494 Před 9 měsíci +3

      If I’m not mistaken there was a story not long ago that blew up on social media. Where a couple found out after many years of marriage and kids they were siblings. They decided to stay together. Cause they said they didn’t know and they weren’t at fault and deserved to be happy.

    • @emilykaltenbach3551
      @emilykaltenbach3551 Před 9 měsíci +5

      This was my story morgan read! Thankfully this hasn't happened to us but it can happen. We have had close calls though, it is wild! We had this happen twice now where siblings knew each other before they found out they were siblings. In the first case Sister C was on the same swim team as set of twins T. They were friends and knew each other well. They didn't find out they were siblings until after high school. Second time we had found a new set of twins L and our other set of twins K thought they look familiar for some reason. sister K looked in her yearbook and found that she had ran track in high school with brother L. A lot of our siblings are concentrated in a certain area because it is where the donor is from but we are also all over the country. It is so scary walking around and seeing someone that looks like me or my brothers and wondering is they are another siblings. I made my fiance take a DNA test just in case before we get married. We are in the clear haha.

  • @frankiel7517
    @frankiel7517 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Also Chris should totally be SUPER regular on this show he’s hilarious. I died at OKAY GIRLBOSS GASLIGHT GATEKEEP 😂😂😂

  • @aletheahoffer4221
    @aletheahoffer4221 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Okay, 1, I literally made an entire Reddit account because I needed to know what happened when bro came back from Ireland 😂 also watching Chris’s face during the last story is amazing. Lol every time OP said lol I thought he was going to lose it 😂

  • @christinar.7955
    @christinar.7955 Před 9 měsíci +22

    1:07:27 "A WH*RE has been in your HOUSE" I'm DYING lmaooo
    I assume he meant the mistress, but my first thought was that the husband is the wh*re 😂

  • @mettelindegardnielsen9411
    @mettelindegardnielsen9411 Před 9 měsíci +272

    Story 1: Agree with you on this one, but will say that if the coffee had been warm it would had been another story.

    • @desireebetts2332
      @desireebetts2332 Před 9 měsíci +49

      Agreed! Glad they clarified it was cold

    • @MaybeTheyreBatman
      @MaybeTheyreBatman Před 9 měsíci +24

      HARD AGREE - that kid is literally killing herself and others to get some love and attention from her mom
      And that mom is ABSENTTTTT

    • @minervaramirez7946
      @minervaramirez7946 Před 9 měsíci +12

      I believe if the coffee was even warm we wouldn't even get there on the second coffee that kid spill on OP's wife she scream them to leave her house and i believe she should have done this after the first one...

    • @shelby_button
      @shelby_button Před 9 měsíci +6

      @@minervaramirez7946oh hell yes. Some random woman’s kid spills hot/warm coffee on my lap and that’s the end of it all. They definitely would be gone long before a second coffee was made 😂

    • @hogblubbers
      @hogblubbers Před 9 měsíci +4

      I agree that the kid was being horrible, but I think she should have told the mom to leave rather than spill coffee on the kid. It would have been more mature.

  • @shadowtheif117
    @shadowtheif117 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Chris is literally the voice in my head whenever listening to these Reddit stories lolll such a mood

  • @mistycappadonia5307
    @mistycappadonia5307 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Im only on the first story but immediately he's my favorite guest. MAKE HIM COHOST! . I love him 😂😭

  • @annchristinlid3739
    @annchristinlid3739 Před 9 měsíci +69

    Story 4: Had to see and read the update! Would recomand reading it. He went with his sister (the sister did not like what he did). When they came back he told he "fell out of love" with her. She is with her mother now and they will go to counselling (for better co parenting) but still get divorce. Harrys friend is now is ex friend. But more details in the update!

  • @kaylaf7804
    @kaylaf7804 Před 9 měsíci +62

    Chris is by far my favorite guest. PLEASE keep bringing him back!

  • @fernandam8520
    @fernandam8520 Před 9 měsíci +4

    I love Chris! Every single word he said, the attitude, EVERYTHING was my exact reaction. Couldn't stop laughing. Now im following his podcast too.

  • @s.b.8793
    @s.b.8793 Před 9 měsíci +52

    Story one: I wish the wife threw the coffee at Heather instead of the kid. The child clearly just wants attention and love, Heather is the one that needs to step up

    • @Zectifin
      @Zectifin Před 6 měsíci

      agreed, but also someone needs to discipline the child if they won't. Also wish the OP would have punched his brother when he called his wife a cunt.

  • @Ali_Aktbabwa
    @Ali_Aktbabwa Před 9 měsíci +47

    Not “top of the morning”😂😂😂Chris!!!!! You can’t say stuff like that when I’m smoking on my porch!! I woke the whole neighborhood w/my cackling

    • @Loser-L58008
      @Loser-L58008 Před 9 měsíci +1

      If you heard Irish drill music one of the songs starts out “top o’ te’ morn’ to ye, top o’ te’ morn’ to ye, top o’ te’ morn’ to ye”

  • @jaydenspeer8366
    @jaydenspeer8366 Před 9 měsíci +48

    Chris has definitely been the best guest by far!! He is so excited to be there and actually gets into the stories. Love the energy

  • @jmnzsarai69
    @jmnzsarai69 Před 9 měsíci +10

    I LOVE Chris!!!!!! He is hilarious! And chooses violence🤣 (story #1) definitely would love to have him on the show more often. When he made me visualize carrying his testies over his shoulder 😂 I died

  • @KitCatAsmr21
    @KitCatAsmr21 Před 8 měsíci +3

    LOVE Chris so much please have him come on more. The episodes with him are always my favorites!

  • @Daphnecat24
    @Daphnecat24 Před 9 měsíci +45

    Please make Chris a recurring co-host. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time!

  • @MariMotherofGoblins
    @MariMotherofGoblins Před 9 měsíci +24

    "everyone can sit on both sides"
    My poor toddler is SO CONFUSED by my sudden outbursts of horror.

  • @JJFlames52
    @JJFlames52 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I feel SO blessed for not only getting another episode with Chris Klemens, but another one so soon! Can’t wait to see him back again 😍

  • @kelseyflinchbaugh1607
    @kelseyflinchbaugh1607 Před 9 měsíci +6

    This episode was ICONIC!!! Chris is so hilarious and the stories were incredible 🤌🏻👏🏻

  • @ceciliaalexander8881
    @ceciliaalexander8881 Před 9 měsíci +32

    The way Chris climbed the ladder of favorite guests the first time he opened his mouth on his first guest appearance lol so glad he's back!

  • @iman.a.t
    @iman.a.t Před 9 měsíci +45

    Story 4: I ran for the update. It is up in a separate thread. And the husband went with his sister.

  • @thaistulio1078
    @thaistulio1078 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Morgan and Chris together is everything I could wish for! Please, do it again! Chris’ reactions are the best!

  • @thatpenguinlady
    @thatpenguinlady Před 9 měsíci +6

    As a person who is almost eight months pregnant, this episode really validated me ❤️

  • @mablepugh4459
    @mablepugh4459 Před 9 měsíci +35

    i want chris on every episode. i get bored with the others dragging on the same point for 20 minutes but chris keeps it fun!

  • @hhu_nter
    @hhu_nter Před 9 měsíci +236

    Girl you're posting these at 3am? GET SOME SLEEP!!!

    • @Diamond123682
      @Diamond123682 Před 9 měsíci +1

      I live on the east coast and, granted, I was awake for no reason but the CZcams notification popped up and I thought "Huh. They're early." I forgot that they're *three hours behind my timezone*

    • @chefboyarbabe
      @chefboyarbabe Před 9 měsíci

      you can schedule the post to post at a certain time so she probably was asleep

    • @hhu_nter
      @hhu_nter Před 9 měsíci

      @@chefboyarbabe She's mentioned staying up for hours after posting to stalk the comments, so I'm assuming she did the same haha.

  • @viviand16
    @viviand16 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Another vote for Chris as a regular cohost!

  • @chanelwalters6028
    @chanelwalters6028 Před 9 měsíci +5

    We absolutely need him as a permanent cohost lol. Or at least twice a month guest 😂

  • @samanthalowry6021
    @samanthalowry6021 Před 9 měsíci +34

    This was genuinely one of the best episodes, the vibes are immaculate

  • @SaraMT.
    @SaraMT. Před 9 měsíci +50

    10:49 This reminded me of the 16 divided by 4 question 🤣 Lauren will be so impressed ❤️

  • @karinakissell9565
    @karinakissell9565 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Omg, the first one.😂😂😂
    I have kids, and I literally LOL'd. That's hilarious

  • @plantainsoupp
    @plantainsoupp Před 9 měsíci +2

    Please we need more Chris on this show!! The way he had me cackling was unreal

  • @kitkat70003
    @kitkat70003 Před 9 měsíci +91

    I would pay $42.00 for a smoke and story time 👀

  • @jadarachelle4471
    @jadarachelle4471 Před 9 měsíci +127

    Story 5: okay but what happens if their parents never get divorced and things don’t work out between the step siblings, fast forward they have a serious relationship and have to explain to their person that they’ve hooked up with their step brother/sister in the past??? No way dude.

    • @dannisolis7625
      @dannisolis7625 Před 9 měsíci +7

      And what if both parents and them get pregnant

    • @victoriakelley664
      @victoriakelley664 Před 9 měsíci +2

      I mean to be fair no matter what now they will have to deal with having that conversation. It's already happened

    • @akiraagreste359
      @akiraagreste359 Před 9 měsíci +4

      @@dannisolis7625YEA. imagine sharing a half-sibling !!! 😳 it's an absolutely not for me

    • @alekzandrialatimer5761
      @alekzandrialatimer5761 Před 9 měsíci +4

      They don't share the same blood or genes so they aren't doing anything gross in my oppinion, just complicated

  • @fumzsimmer1992
    @fumzsimmer1992 Před 8 měsíci +4

    1:03:19 is the funniest part, I've been coming back to it for the past 4 weeks 😂

  • @niamhbailey8293
    @niamhbailey8293 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Story 5: they meet when they were maybe 17-18. This is exam years. As well as one may of mainly lived with the other parent. They may of only saw each other for the occasional dinner

  • @kylie3333333
    @kylie3333333 Před 9 měsíci +32

    Story 4: the situation is so heartbreaking but I am so proud of op for how she is handling it the best of her abilities. Her mom, his sister and old friend all seem like a great support system. I wish her and her future child a beautiful life away from that man child of a father.

    • @monazakkourjradeh6421
      @monazakkourjradeh6421 Před 9 měsíci +3

      Can I have the link for the update? I am dying to know the rest of the story. Thank you!

  • @Imjustkendall
    @Imjustkendall Před 9 měsíci +120

    PLEASE MAKE HIM A CO HOAST

    • @jemduck2278
      @jemduck2278 Před 9 měsíci +2

      Thiiiissss! Make him a regular co-host please!!

  • @JessicaRuth97
    @JessicaRuth97 Před 9 měsíci +4

    This is one of the best episodes to date ❤️❤️

  • @tinamccallum7561
    @tinamccallum7561 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Chris is such a fabulous add to the show. I so hope to see him regularly. The dynamic between you two is perfect!

  • @merwhatnot
    @merwhatnot Před 9 měsíci +9

    for some reason "I (32M) am married to my wife (27F)" at the start of the second story took me OUT like yeah man I bet you are married to your wife 😂 I think we get so used to the reddit format that we forget how obvious these things are to say. loving chris being back!!

  • @MAPerks
    @MAPerks Před 9 měsíci +31

    Story 3: “It would turn out like Anna & I’d put it down” made me cackle on the train to the city!!! I’m sitting in the quiet car & its 6:30am and getting dirty looks!!! Thanks Chris!

  • @LeezaM123
    @LeezaM123 Před 9 měsíci

    The collab I never knew I needed but can no longer live without 😍 PLEASE be a regular 🫶🫶😩

  • @aubreypaige8100
    @aubreypaige8100 Před 9 měsíci

    Genuinely love the dynamic of you two together. Two great creators with a great sense of humor. Pleaseeeee make Chris a regular!!!!

  • @not_in_the_mood8614
    @not_in_the_mood8614 Před 9 měsíci +38

    First story: The brother should have speaked to her gf. Give her a heads up that her monster kid is terrorising everyone and the get away is just getting awkard at that point.
    The mom needs to watch her kid out and start discipline her, cause there is no way that she doesn't feel embarrassed by her kid actions

    • @rai2423
      @rai2423 Před 9 měsíci +6

      Some parents don’t get embarrassed by their little demons. And it’s only gotten worse with the years.

    • @idekanymore3963
      @idekanymore3963 Před 9 měsíci +4

      I believe it’s definitely immaturity from the parents. They obviously have no idea what they’re doing when it comes to kids. Anna learned that behavior from somewhere and was enabled probably by the fact she never gets attention outside of being a demon spawn. That child’s behavior shows more then what we need to know about how she’s treated at home especially by her own parents. They literally wouldn’t give her the slightest of time to even discipline their own child much less giving her the right amount of love. The people who thrown the coffee are not the assholes, the parents are, more so then the child doing the bad things

  • @bajjiee9086
    @bajjiee9086 Před 9 měsíci +7

    The best guest everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I think he is the only one so far with HOTTTTT AND FUNNYYYYYY TAKES. Plsssssssss bring him again and again I’ll never get bored.
    Love you morgin and your show. THT was my first podcast and made the bar so high I couldn’t enjoy any others. I’ve been watching you for over a year now.

  • @IskE
    @IskE Před 9 měsíci

    Really love Chris and this dynamic! I love that he has his opinions and is not afraid to fight for em!!!

  • @kiblee
    @kiblee Před 9 měsíci

    I LOVE the 2 of you together. They way you react to each other is so entertaining. Yes please more Chris!