I Hired the Worst Human Beings for my Company - Big Chief
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- I Hired the Worst Human Beings for my Company - Big Chief
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#graystillplays #indie #simulation - Hry
Nancy: **appears twice**
Gray: **doesn't care**
Marc: **appears twice**
Gray: OMFG IT'S THE SAME GUY
Henry Lewis: Aight Imma Head Out.
Henry Lewis: Aight Imma Head Out.
Kathleen Ortiz: Aight Imma Head Out.
Kathleen Ortiz: Aight Imma Head Out.
So many people showed twice
Didn’t Marc appear twice in a row, one straight after the other, though? If you’re referencing the Nancy at approximately 7:54, Travis came after her, soooo...
I think he totally misunderstood what is happening because some show up more than twice... I suppose he listens to them and decides to keep or fire them rather than hiring...
@@TrimutiusToo I agree with u haha
There should be a category on steam labeled as
"gray games"
One day maybe
@@GrayStillPlays If you are able to act like a florida man in a game, it should be a gray game.
@@GrayStillPlays you need a game about you
This is what user tags are for.
@@GrayStillPlays Petition Petition Petition
I love that Florida Man has literally become the mascot of this channel.
It has
Stolen jokes
@@andycokeski7744 stfu
QuickSilver He’s from Florida
but i thought gray is the florida man
And the award for "Best Gray Suicide is...
"I'm gonna go drown myself in my tractors."
yes
"...threw himself under a Zamboni..."
"Tractors, hundreds of tractors"
“Sir, I have a great idea!”
“Hit me.”
“We change the formula of Cokaine Light and market it as trendy and new. Then when everyone hates it, we bring back the original formula and call it Cokaine Classic! We’ll make billions!”
“Brilliant!”
This is what actually happens in business.
This reminds me of some real brand that they did before hmmmmmmmmmmm
Futurama reference!
I have fingers :)
Teacup _ and i hate muggles
"we're not doing that" is a great catch phrase, but we need to bring back "Potted plants" and "full liqueur bar"
Potted plants are the staple to every simulator available, where Gray sits on the bench, right next to the FULL LIQUOR BAR
@@HashiNuke don't forget the jewelry store
@@mrsneeze903 And what better place for a jewelry store than right next to a FULL LIQUOR BAR!
New game, dammit!
Oh it comes back... Just wait till sims...
Gray: *_*gets fired and receives hundreds of tractors_**
Gray: Welp, guess I'll just play Farming Simulator 19 now!!!
I can't be the only one who thought that the title said “Big Chef” instead of “Big Chief.”
Nope... I did that...
SAME
Yeah me too 😂
Rip big chef😢😢 best restaurant in Lawton Ok.
OMFG so I'm not the only person who did that thank gog
Remember kids, don’t do cocaine.
Do cokaine.
Light
0o0 mwammy cwan I bwye that pwease?
Mom:...
Mom:no
Shiz kid: *buys anyway* >:)
Mom: you goddamn piece of shi-
Shiz kid: right back at ya!
Mom: gimme your Chokiane lil sh*t
Buy 1 for the price of two and get 1 free!
@@akikocheyennesantos9565 hah i see what you did there
Xxinfinity_ GachaxX you just commented cringe
Florida Man Co Yeeeeeeet's board of directors:
_"Maybe if we give him a severence package, he'll retire and leave everybody alone."_
Gray's next video:
*_"Using hundreds of tractors to destroy a town in Farming Simulator"_*
CEO Florida Man fired, now ravaging a hundred-mile farm field using tractors
@@HashiNuke Might be why they gave him the tractors, game's code detected Grey and threw him a bone.
Thought the exact same thing lol.
@@HashiNuke Lots of tractors
I swear if gray does this for his next video you need to be praised
Gray: "considering you look like a mutated grape-"
Me: "oh look mineta"
Phoenix Animations you mean, perverted trash
That’s what I was thinking XD
thats what I said!!
Yay! Another weeb!
**spits out Cokaine**
A FELLOW WEEB?!
"How big can a company get on screw-ups?"
Well the AAA gaming industry gives you a pretty good idea.
Yeah, and look at EA, they make millions despite putting out trash updates of The Sims all the time
@@AkumaDayo if they just put out updates it would be ok, they release things that should be in the main game as dlc...
@@FriendlyArchpriest yeah hence me saying the updates were trash, that's what I meant
Game: *exists*
Objective of game: *also exists*
GrayStillPlays: "We don't do that here."
Gray in a nutshell.
I can literally hear his voice in my head when I read that. 😂
This is totally random, but your avatar totally looks like a chibi version of a character I made for roleplays like 15 years ago.
Also, donated you a like~
805 likes YA YEET
Employee: *is a murder, has killed 30 people, and has been in prison for 15 years*
Grey: HES PERFECT, LETS HIRE HIM! >:V
He’s a murder? Like a murder of crows?
@@cardboardhawks6783 hm... Maybe
That's a joke
Gray: I WAS BORN IN THIS BUCKET, AND BY JOVE I'M GONNA DIE IN THIS BUCKET!
Imagine being hired and your so happy.
Then you find out it was gray that hired you, and you realise you are the worst human being at that job.
**throws them in the side than exploded**
**Surprise pikachu face**
R/whoosh
@@iumcookedmybrother7092 r/wooosh
“Treating them like people”
Gray’s thoughts:
“Treating them like people my ass!”
Game: has rules
Gray: "we're not doing that"
XD
yes
When dis game says “ fired” they mean, Boom and Flames
When you hire worst human beings and at the end you get hundred John Deere-s and millions. And summer home 2.
Bernie Sanders?
Gray is literally just all of us making bad decisions in games to see what happens
Gray: Time to ruin everything and everyone
Me: *sips tea* Normal day it seems
"Cokaine Light is causing obesity."
Me: "You should've made Diet Dr.Meth."
"Is always saying things like 'Hold That Tiger!'? Where would you use this line???"
*LSU has left the chat*
Well there’s a new idea for farming simulator 2019, growing and cutting down a forest of tractors.
"Im going to drown in my tractors."
Only Gray will find a way
“Florida Man Receives Hundreds of Tractors as Severance Package”
nobody's noticing the spelling of cokaine and I love it
Tractors hundreds of tractors😂
Farming sim 2019
"All my employees are a bunch of uneducated prison inmates"
Uh Gray, isn't that every company?
He didn’t put a . at the end of the Co, spelled cocaine wrong, and put “Light” instead of Lite.
But it just makes things 10x better..
*I actually want to work in an environment like this*
墨柒 no need to work hard, just survive and kill for promotion
He hired most of my coworkers. I already know that environment.
uhhh...
*yeet*
@@AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun Umbara
E
game: has regular purpose, made for people to enjoy
gray: I'm about to end this man's whole career.
"Tractors, hundreds of tractors... whyyyyyyyy?"
😂😂😂
11:55
So he can protest against the new nitrogen policy by blocking the highway
@@Jan_Koopman *dutch anthem intensifies*
@@captainheat2314, WILHELMUS VAHAN NAHASAUWE!
Basically you're recreating Electronic Arts on drugs.
Gray: I got fired
But I became a millionaire
I see this as an absolute win
He becomes a millionare and now can sit and do nothing all day a win win
One of my favorite reasons for watching Gray is the fact that he plays the games in ways that nobody ever will
"almost always makes a good effort" sounds like corporate for "is totally useless but we can't legally say that" :'D
"hey there puddin square" and at that moment, dr pepper came flying out of my mouth
I'm telling you, all of the employees look like failed Miis
Basically it should have been "I hire Bobby Kotick to run my company", "More Blizzard Damn it!"
Gray: "How big can a company get with screw ups?"
Me: "You've never worked at McDonald's.."
Character: *has a useful trait*
Gray: This character is useless
In this game your supposed to give everyone the best life possible
Gray: Obviously where not gonna do that
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
My life is not best because of that spelling XD (this was meant as a joke)
I’m surprised you didn’t name your channel Florida man
"were probably going to die in the gutter"
sounds like a standard youtuber.
The dramatic pause when Gray said *"we aren't doing that today"*
Also
Interviewer: Why is there a 4 year gap in your resume?
Gray: I went to Yale
Interviewer: Impressive , you are hired
Gray: Thanks , I really needed this Yob
Game: exists to have a good moral
Grey: not on my non-existent watch!
9:50 that YEET made me laugh so hard
Gray to his employee: “I require you to meet me in my office in three seconds.”
Employee: “but sir, that is a buck-
Gray: “NO EXCUSES”
i literally love this channel because you read everything on the screen so I can just play video games while listening to this
YES ANOTHER FUN FILLED ADVENTURE WITH GRAYSTILLPLAYS
"let's reinvest in PEOPLE"
That's what Gray's been doing all the time! He gave jobs to the people who would otherwise never get a job. They were so grateful that in a true underdog fashion they managed to overcome their personal struggles and worked well enough for the company to succeed. At least for a while.
So basically this company set Gray up for Farming Simulator 2019
5:11
That eyebrow raise at the BEST moment, right as Gray said that
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet"
Sees a child falling from a balcony
“Hey there pudding square”
Gray: puts the yeeeeeeeeet in Florida Man Co Yeeeeeeeeeeeet
“Hundreds of tractors.”
...They must have seen your farming simulator videos.
1:51 "Move over Corona Light."
I mean it’s nice to know a game can represent your work life.
"How big can the company get on screw ups?"
You'll be surprised Gray
"Someone switched all my pens and pencils with crayons, I think it was Jim Halpert."
5:50 this is the last place I'd expect to see you in, Mineta
Lmao I just commented that sorryyyyyy
I love that "we're not doing that" line xD
Game:*This is what your supposed to do...*
Gray:N O
5:54 "Considering that you look like a mutated grape" Mineta, is that you???
Helo, other weeb
1:50
"Move over CORONA light!"
2020: *here's Corona in its full version!*
i wonder if Gray will ever actually play a game properly 😂
He has! Try the caveman simulator game (don't remember the name of the game, it's got "you died" in the thumbnail) or one of the pizza shop simulators.
Where's the fun in that?
Watch his play through of Kindergarten
wait... you can play a game properly?
Found this channel a couple days ago. Haven't stopped binge watching it since... Good Job dude!
Then why are you not subed
@@brianscassellati8043 Yes... except I am, in fact, subbed...
* gray plans any game *
*'we're not doing that'*
* Company fails *
Gray: *That is not what I originally anticipated.*
I’m the only vote, so I say ur hired!
Ha I voted
Diamond Ax Jax 3rd vote
Capatilism? Ha, your vote? OUR VOTE! MY VOTE BECOMES OUR VOTE, since I voted first!
Well well well no cannibalism!
Not for me then
:D had to do it
I love it when Gray tries to screw everything up, and it all works out in the end. Gorgeous irony.
Awesome! Loving this and similar videos from you! Thanks
Watching this game months later and hearing "Corona lite." Going to sleep with my package of tp tonight.
"see, it's for people who want to go to prison but don't want all the calories" Best Product Slogan
This might be a new personal favorite.
I love watching your videos. I am glad that your videos was recommended to me. Can’t get enough.
2:25 "smells kinda like boogers"
But what does that even mean?! I have never once noticed a smell to boogers, and they're literally inside your nose!
Give one some air for a couple of days out of your nose. Then you'll know.
@@samsonguy10k umm.. have you done that?
Lol I beg your pardon
@@ovoj5631 Don't ask questions that have an answer you do not want to know.
SCREW MORE PEOPLE OVER DAMN IT
GrayStillPlays 2019
Love the "The One" reference. So few know of the movie. I love that movie.
this is one of the 3 channels that make me laugh uncontrollably
Im starting to sense a theme with these videos.
00:08 B and C Doing thousands of flips
RtGaming + GrayStillPlays = Death to all games
I am so happy that i found his channel like his vidoes are amazing!
Karen Fox -took the kids, grAystillplays: “ur hired m8”
8:27 It's a question EA has been asking for years now.
“You know what you do have a job!” Love the content
6:02 ITS MENITA FROM MY HERO ACADEMIA DONT MIND ME I CANT SPELL AND AT 8:33 ITS HIM AGAIN THE PURPLE PREVERT FROM AN ANIME
"I hired the worst human beings for my company"
yep....
*sounds like something Gray would definitely do*
Am I thinly that went HEY ITS MINETA at 8:47
Ah yes... Tractors are like Lay's
You can't stop after just one!
This has become my new favorite channel
8:03 I see a family member of loud Howard from Dilbert is in this game.
We must uphold the sayings of gray.
8:09 It's cuz you had faith in them when no one else did.
Gray is great. He's one of the only CZcamsr's I've ever subscribed to literally because he tries to break all the kinds of games I love.