Shannon Sharpe best analogies and sayings- (Part 2)
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- čas přidán 10. 09. 2024
- Shannon Sharpe is the funniest sports commentator on air right now, and must be protected at all costs, these are some of his greatest sayings and analogies
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"Alcohol doesnt change your morals , it changes your conscience" boy that's real❗
Facts
@Versatile Wolf its good to remember that no substance can really 100 percent control your actions but can influence you to make terrible decisions
Sounds smarter than it actually is when really thought about it
That was awesome, and then he said something like, “a drunk person will never do anything that he hasn’t thought about it sober.”
Shannon too funny . He like the uncle I never had.... but always wanted
Thats why they call him UNC
exactly definatly uncle vibes
That’s why we call him uncle Shay
I swear😂
He like my late uncle ! It’s scary! Lost him in 08! 😞😭
I will NEVER get over the "...if a frog had pockets..." 😂🤣😂 And "...if a dog had a square butt, it would poop blocks..." 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol
Lmao
I never heard that shit before 😂😂😂
"Ya show out ya get wo' out"
WHEREVER
Loool
😂😂😂😂
@@markushall8863 AND THAT’S REAL
Bro, when he said we gonna cook with it and then put it on the stove after. 🤣😂 Straight Facts!!
“Gave some to Dion waiters too” 🤣🤣
DatBoiJosh 😂😂😂
😭😭😭😭
"Grandma told me and my brother. Boy you show out you get wore out wherever" 😭
That's tha 1
That crisco line had Jenny trying not to laugh hard af 🤣
She be dying when Shay make hood references 😹
We gon pour it in a can and leave it on the stove when we done wit it😂😭
@@youngmoneyd1131 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@youngmoneyd1131 FACTS!!!
@@youngmoneyd1131 That was hilarious
"If u 6 foot tall be 6 foot tall. Why u tryna be 6 foot 10 by standing on someones shoulders" im using this.
lol what was this in reference to!
I absolutely love me some Shannon Sharpe. His sayings and the ones from his grandparents are priceless!! 💯💯
its incredible how he can give intelligent insight and an insane analogy and also be a "meme" in the same sentence. its actually a skill im so impressed by. being entertaining while also educating your listener.
@Jon Jon Campbell calm down my son this is youtube
We talk that in south all the time.
Conscious*
Alcohol will not allow you to do anything drunk you didn't think about sober🔥🔥🔥
Why this line hit so hard though
@@darionjamaldaltonragland8887 your probably an alcoholic?
Wait so when people drink and do crazy stuff they thought about doing it sober first?
@@tloc243 yes sir🤣
Tone 777 Yeah it’s not like on TV where you’ll do anything over the top crazy. I know for me i’ve never done something extremely out of character
I'm gonna memorize all these quotes and quote them to keep them alive 😂
💯😭
i'm waiting for shannon to write a book... he has to document this stuff
Shannon is the goat. I turn to him all the time, can't help, but lmao everytime he is on. Thank you for this 😂😂😂
We’re arguin’ about who didn’t clean the kitchen and you talkin’ about the yard need rakin’ 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"Boy get you a pair of them dungarees and gon head out there in them fields."
He lived that hella hard life
Factz shit was hard ina souf
@@damvp4 makes better men
@@damvp4 I wouldn't trade it for anything
His appearance on the All The Smoke show...he goes into depth about his upbringing
“One of these things does not belong here, one of these things are not the same” - Hit ‘em with Sesame Street 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I nearly died laughing at the sesame street match game. "One of these boys is doing his own thing"
lmaooo lmaoo lmaooo
And how he said it with a serious face 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead
When James Harrison said "ay Shay you got me in something bruh?" the whole convo changed lol😂
He said im tellin damn💀
You can tell he worked with a speech coach. Shannon is a treasure for sports
He may have, but also just consistently prepping and talking everyday probably did a lot to his flow and dialect
"what's the most power piece in chess?"
"nobody plays chess"
Idc what nobody say he the funniest on tv 💯
Skip pick one hell of a co host. And people hate on Skip but he knows what he's doing.
Not anymore lol
Lmao!!! "If a dog had a square butt, he will poop blocks"....lol
I am dying, what does this mean ?!? Lol
“You show out, you get wore out. WHEREVER!” I be telling my girl this 🤦🏾♂️
On another note...Jenny BAD!
Your daughter or girlfriend??? Either way I agree 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@sirwavydude5435 I think he's talking about his girlfriend 😆
Remember that when you're in jail for domestic abuse.
@@sonpacho shit, how I give it up it SHOULD be considered domestic abuse!!!!🤣😉
@@1stNumberOne OK, as long as you agree don't fight the charges, plead guilty and absolutely 'show out' in prison. Act an absolute fool and bring as much attention yourself as possible!
I died after that crisco line 😂😂😂
I’m literally crying laughing at this man 😂😭
Protect this MAN AT ALL COSTS!!😂
2:35 in the rest of the clip Nelly goes full Shannon and says "same thing'll make you laugh will make you cry" then he says "ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun" 😂 who knew the south is the hotbed of modern philosophy
Sounds funny but true
"Put on them dungarees and get out in that field boy"
“You don’t see penguins and pigeons hangin” - Shannon Sharpe
I would love to meet his grandparents, Shannon is comedy gold 😄.
I love Jenny she's the best mediator they had .please keep her around the chemistry is unmatched
Welp
Skip: i need to get some of those brownies
Shannon: Gave it to Dion Waiters
😳😂😂😂😂
5:41 the chef part is prob. the best part in this clip. -...had this simmerin' all night, 350° in the crock pot. Salt, pepper, onion...dish about to be served!
Shannon is the man!! He reminds me of my uncle's in Mississippi!! Lol!! James Harrison "I'm tellin every thing on you!! Thank you for this
Love. It.!!!
Thank you.
U are helping their my Skip and Shannon less days. Its Feb 12, 2020. And they off this week. You are helping me thru.
Thanks so Much...
Shannon taught me more lessons than my dad 😔
🤣🤣
He stands about as much a chance as a snowball in a microwave 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kinfolk Kirk 😂
“YEEEEEEAAAAAH”
“Nobody plays chess” unc a fool 🤣
Classic "Yeah but you might have to do it with one eye cause I'm gonna hit you in the other one" Lol
"And guess what skip? We gon pour it in a can and set it right on the stove when we done wit it"!!!!!!!!!
I grew up with a lot of these sayings also from my moms...😂😂
Shannon Sharpe 😂😂😂 "get a pair of dem dungarees boy and gon get out on the field" Lmfaoo I almost spit my lunch out
Skip:" You won't find it(crisco) in my home".
Shannon: "thats why you won't make any threes!".
As a white guy it all makes sense now
Crisco got me in the ❤
Damn Shannon is Hilarious,
And Jenny is beautiful😍😍
Favorite on sports today😂👍 Shannon is great
Has Hennessy sponsored him yet? I need answers 😆 🤣 😂
My grandmother always use to say, she say boy..........😂
3:05-3:10 is prime Shannon energy! 😂🤣😂🤣
Unc Shay is very wise Man.. i learn a lot listening to him.
Great work Bro, I agreed Shannon is the funniest and sharpest
"Lebron doesnt eat grease."
"Yes he does."
“Little too late, Shannon, I thought that was a joke... we’re serious?” Love Jenny!
I got that same can of crisco with used grease in it as well..
This man's enthusiasm 😂😂 oooh! I enjoy watching his videos.
"He doesn't eat grease!"
"Yezzeeduz"
There needs to be a daily calendar with a different Sharpe saying every day.
"If a dog had a square butt, it'll poop blocks." That's too random and funny. 11:26
@7:14 that transition into the next day 😂
That alcohol line is words to live by
He needs an old lady choir on standby with the "Amens".
"Ya show out...ya get woah out!!!"😂😂😂
Derrick Henry is not a problem; he is an issue. Brilliant
Got me an ole hood party goin on got da Dusse got da Hennessey😂😭💀
That’s when you really cooking!!!! 😂😂
“If a dog has a square butt, it would poop blocks”
Holy fuck lmaoooo
Can't help but love uncle chef shay 😂😂 ol dusay and hennasay lol
“Get you a pair of those dungarees and go outside in those fields”... bruh
Skip taking some of the analogies literally is hilarious 😂😂
😂😂Shanon and this Crisco
That teddy pendergrass line go too hard
“Let one go from San Diego.”
Lol James Harrison and Shannon are hilarious
Jenny said what the most powerful piece in Chess Shannon said Nobody plays Chess!!😳😳😅😂😂😂
Spot on about Alcohol.
"iF a DoG hAd a sQuArE bUtt, it wOuLd pOop bLoCKs" - I'm start using that one 😂
Man love this dude
Uncle shay, hilarious legend!!!!!!
Kinfolk Kirk is hilarious! Lolol
"Nobody plays chess" has me lmao
That was funny I guess he just means he doesn’t know the Queen is most powerful lol he needs to play!
Shannon said he cooks with crisco. Lol
8:57 Shannon breaking out into a kermit the frog song is why he's the goat
This is pure gold I’m dyin 😂😂😂😂
I love Shannon sharpe‼️‼️
Damn 11:23 of pure gold! Gotta Love ol Shay
If a frog had pockets lmaoo😆😂😂🤣
Wtf 🤣😂😂 shannon tripping
The square butt and block poop killed me.
You sho out you get wo out🤝😂
Fitting that this is posted while both Shannon and Skip are on vacation
Big facts Shannon the uncle I never but wish I had
If dog had a square butt...he would poop Blocks 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 shannon the GOAT
Shannon bringing them jewels to the table
But here's the THANG SkiiEEEEUP
This man was about to laugh Jenny right out her panties lol. She was dying in every clip
Skip and Shannon top 5 duos all-time.
We gone pour it in a can and sit it right on the stove when we done with it 😂😂😂
"kinfolk Kurt is what we call him at the cookout" 😂