John Guesses Diamond is Unbreakable Stands
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- čas přidán 26. 08. 2024
- So recently I got my buddy John Welsh hooked on JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Before starting Part 3, I showed him a bunch of Stands from across the series and had him guess their names and powers. There is more to come, this is part 2 of 5, which is, confusingly, about Part 4.
AC/DC: controls fire
Red hot chili pepper: controls electricity
Your profile pic is the worst thing I have ever seen
@@sayliyuf3727 Couldn't have said it better myself. Just wtf is that?! Wtf!
Tower of Grey: a Super Fly
Superfly: A Tower of Grey
Fyngys you realize tower of grey gets his stand and power from the description of the tower card, yeah?
@@samdilophosaur9787 doesn't make this less hilarious though.
Surprisingly, pearl jam doesn’t actually make the food taste better, it’s just that Tonio is a fucking god when it comes to cooking.
Some Dude spoilers
His dad called him a failure because he wanted to cook instead of be a drug lord like his brother. His brother got turned into a pile of goop by fugo while he’s out here fixing his girlfriends brain tumor
Tru dat
In fact, it directly depends on him being a god at cooking
@@slysamuel5902 Crazy Diamond can't fix health issues, only broken things. So it could fix a broken bone, or a stab wound or whatever, but not a cold, an ache, a cavity, etc. Also, Crazy Diamond doesn't work on the user.
Since you're pretty much never going to get in a situation where you need to fix someone else's broken bones, Pearl Jam is way more useful for daily life. Most people probably won't get in a single fight in their lifetime.
Mason Attano Thing is, stand users do attract other stand users, so fights for them are gonna be pretty common.
"Is he a bomb?"
Not intentionally.
Well no but actually yes
Hello I am yoshikage kira
Not yet
how awkward would it be if sheer heart attack came from his belt, cuz Act 3 could have broken some precious things...
@@JT8fvhiut769yhouyhoiu"echoes act 3 beat the fuck out of my dick so goddamn hard my leg went numb"
@@imael4802 *and so he killed himself and then someone killed the sheep and took its cum to make this water*
Im so sorry for breaking the chair of your bar
my dick just suddenly got really heavy
Kira just thrusts his pants towards the ground suggestively.
knees weak, balls are heavy
"Killer Queen doesn't punch hard"
Killer Queen: *donuts Koichi*
To be fair, who cant donut koichi?
Also Killer Queen: Effortlessly blocks Act 3 punching barrage and overpowers him, after making a big deal of how fast Act 3 was
Act 3 doesn't punch hard tho. Echoes just never punched hard.
@@mannythelazyguy6529 True
Donuting a slightly durable human the size of a dwarf? _Very impressive._
no idea is a surprisingly accurate name for bites the dust
Hey, actually is not half bad.
You forgot to mention the best part. Pearl jam cures you, but in the most violent way possible.
He can do a protecc
But it feel like an atacc
Dont forget how it is possible that Okuyasu has to literally Scratch EVERY part of your body.. EVERY... PART... EVEN his *r e d h o t c h i l i p e p p e r*
you got a cancerrrr?
get tortured for 2 months, youll be ok
@@rishylefishe well yes but actually no
@@Lime_Sherbert why are you replying to my stupid 6 month old comment that shouldn't exist
The Hand : Phenomenal, stando powah!!!
Okuyasu : Itty-bitty brain space.
Okuyasu, scratching his head, accidentally removed brain power
@@ultralowspekken OI JOSUKE I ERASED HALF MY BRAIN ISN'T THAT CRAZY?
@@M4x_P0w3r NOISY BIZARRE TOWN
UmpteenthReason yo what if okuyasu was smarter than kars but then Za Hando erases his brain
he our boi
*sees harvest* "Its just abomb"
Well no but actually yes
Why did you have to say this
jOOOOSUK-
Why this is so sad
Shigechis popularity really blew up
@@Anonymous-73 funny
Yeah harvest sure is a “bomb”.
🤣🤣🤣
Someone had to mention it.
I respect that
Too Soon!
I'm gonna do it to save mama and papa
"Why are all Jojo characters built like tanks"
No joke. Hayato Kawajiri is disturbingly ripped for a ten year old boy with no powers.
No Heaven's Door in this video? No Dignity
+ yeah that's my favorite stand and stand user.
@@fornax985 Same
@@m.a.a9794 dont be dong
Fornax unpopular opinion, I really don’t like Rohan
@@Hydrastudios16 (X) Doubt
Imagine if sheer heart attack did come out of the belt. That means when sheer heart attack gets 3 freezed, kira is just walking around with the heaviest crotch in the world. That would've been very entertaining.
Beware my steamroller they are fighting sheer heart attack, it gets 3 freezed, cut to Kira trying to walk but can’t get up
His balls just get ripped off
@@Weg002
Welp enough internet for 10 decades
Then koichi would have break some gems there
THAT PFP IS PERFECT
Echoes
Act 1- the sound of your words
Act 2- the affect of your words
Act 3- the weight of your words
And act 0 is a shell for koichi to break out of
Also, it's implied that Act 3 was going to derive some sort of power from rhyming, but #ArakiForgot
big brain right there
@@lucasrickard1 It's power is a Japanese rhyme/pun, between the words three end freeze. Only works in Japanese though.
Never knew that, thanks.
Now if there was an Act 4 that uses the meaning of your words and turns it into reality that would be insanely cool.
“Since you called him ‘ya boi’ I’m assuming he’s an ally?”
“Yes.”
*Also called Sheet Heart Attack ya boi*
A fair point
"So the blue things are supposed to be diamonds, then?"
... (Shit, that makes sense)
"No."
You Had One Job it does make sense, I don’t know why I said no
@@Hydrastudios16 Because it makes sense, and Jojo doesn't make sense :v
The live-action adaptation of Part 4 actually gives Crazy Diamond's armor a diamond-like texture.
Too bad you didn't show him Tower of Gray and Superfly. I wanted to see him experience an error trying to reason why the tower is a fly and the fly is a tower!
It would have been the end of the video right there though. "Fuck this, I'm out."
He didn’t want to show he bc he would probably stop watching the show
Tower of Grey isn't actually a fly.
Star Platinum well it’s close enough
@@wellifailed392 yeah it's a super fly
"Sucks at punching"
Puts a fist through a human
I guess he meant compared to other stands
@Dead West Probably more, since The Hands ability is more combat based, while KQ is more ability based. Also Okus personality is more of a brawler than Kira
After SEVERAL punches though.
@Dead West only he's slow as fuuuuuuck
Yung Venuz the swipe is slow but his stand rush is fast
Stick and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me
Koichi: are you sure about that
Kronch!
my headcanon is that echoes act 3 can do the same thing with other word play but koichi just never figured that out
Babadook Cumbersnatch
“THREE TREES!” And then the enemy is legit just a tree
“THREE KNEES!” Breaks their knees
“THREE BEES” Sends out swarm of bees
DIO the guy THREE BREEZE
Creates a FUCKING TORNADO
THREE GREASE
covers the enemy in grease
THREE SEAS
Just makes a tsunami that kills everyone
THREE REES
Creates an annoying loud sound
THREE YEET yeets the enemy far away
Fight the Machine would be the localisation name of the stand Rage Against the Machine if it existed
*Conflict with an Automaton*
Argument with Artificial intelligence
Angered Confrontation Opposing Technology
Optimist Prime *Tech Bad me not like*
_Negative Violent Feelings Directed Towards An Apparatus of Multiple Functioning Parts Designed To Perform A Particular Task_
Echoes Act 3 said his power is rhyming 3 and "Free"ze. Just Koichi has no bars and can't rhyme
It works in Japanese is the thing.
July TheTower 4th no dignity
So act 3’s ability is to rhyme? So could he have become a diet coke version of killer queen bomb type one by rhyming “kaboom” with “doom”(or something ending with “oom”)?
@@slysamuel5902 or four pause and stopping time.
3 Sneeze
3 Breeze
3 knees
3 squeeze
Aaaaktshaly Pearl Jam doesn't make the food good, it's all Tonio.
Plus the entire bit with the ailment curing process being horrifying.
@@warcraftfan5 oh ho look more skin for the pasta
@@pharaohatemiguess4862 Imagine ordering pasta after Okuyasu and Josuke leaves
anyone notice he assumed harvest is a bomb. and killer queen made it explode
Just Oof.
Bucchiarti is a jobro but he’s literally one of the smartest characters of the whole series
Mr. Colpekker You are absolutely right, tho I think of Mista as the Jobro of part 5
Hydra Studios 16 I would say part 5 has 4 jobros but we don’t use that number around here
Who's "Bucchiarti"?
Do you mean Bucciarati?
Anna Lialine fair
Nomad94 Who’s “Bucciarati”
Do you mean Buccellati?
I think I’m gonna steal that tainted love stand for my part 8.5
Lord Fishron shut up black
WungoMungo you shut up
Ok seriously who used the truffle worm
Lordof Music 420
My friend probably
@@lordofmusic4207 that sounds like terraria mushroom biome Bait
judging from what he says, Echoes Act 3's power POSSIBLY is having a different effect based on puns based around 'Three' but Koichi literally only ever uses THree Freeze and never anything else
Or just rhyming in general
why cant he say four pause and it stops time?
@@pro-dy4ii [Echoes Act 2] could put a time stop sound effect down to stop time.
He could also use the B emoji to delete things, because that's the sound that [The Hand] makes.
@@Kat-Kobold but if its something that rhymes then f"ou"r and p"au"se would stop time for echoes act 3.
@@Kat-Kobold, what would the "menacing" sound effect do?
If I’m gonna be honest if I saw this stand before I watched Jojo’s and I saw the hand in this picture I would have come up with the name cash grab
Thats actually a cool name
“Gold digger”
With all the Pink Floyd references he could have just been "Money"
*Points to Harvest*
"Is this a bomb?"
Me: "From a certain point of view..."
apparently the cell Saga in the manga, and the Diamond is unbreakable manga came out in 1992 so i can't really say who referenced who. still love them both
MekStar Well it is worth questioning on which manga came first. The one with Cell or the one with Echoes?
Bites the dust high key sucks if you don’t care who kira is
It really is perfect for his character but doesn't make sense for anyone else
The point of it is to get rid of people who ARE looking for Kira.
Jabulina The seal “high key”?
@@Hydrastudios16 I'm guessing it's the opposite of "low key"
Hydra Studios 16 obvious
tfw Esidisi has fire powers and Red Hot Chili Peppers has electric powers
No, Esidisi's just *hot blooded*
; P
Hylian Potato ehhhhhh I see what u did there
AC/DC*
"Identify theft isn't a joke Kira! Millions of people suffer from it every day!"
If stray cat freaks him out, I would love to see his reaction to highway star.
😳
*distant foot steps
wait what dos it do i can't remomber
edit: oh its the gay
@@rishylefishe Suck nutrients out of your body.
Weird feet stand is real and *cOmInG fOr YoU*
You guys remember Anubis? He was also his own stand.
a stand who's master died a long time ago
"the real question i- I feel uncomfortable now. *sigh* the- *SIGH* he's got an erection." had me DYING.
“The first time I saw 「Red Hot Chili Pepper」, with hands around his knees... How do I say this... *he had a boner.* “
Why did i like "No Idea" as Bites the Dust lol. Would actually be a cool name, depending on the ability.
how behold my new stand "NO IDEA"!!!!
“What’s it do?”
“Fuck if I know”
hey Kira doesn't know what it does and it's the shittiest stand all the kid had to do is say you are already Kira Yoshikage and Bites the Dust would've killed him
Wouldn't "No Idea" be King Crimson's name?
@@Wobbmin More likely GER - the stand itself states that it's user doesn't actually know what it's capable of or how it works.
"Cell if he was a Gundam"
is it odd that upon hearing that, Complete Zygarde popped into my head?
Oh yeah, that oddly makes sense
Reverse time
Mandom
Anime watchers be like
I love how earnestly John guesses on these, it's been my biggest frustration about this trend that people just don't really guess. Good job John, I love you
And I love you, random citizen!
@@johnwelsh872 is that you, Music Man?
Harvest is legit the stand I'd choose for real life, good taste.
I would rather have the precision of star platinum
Ayy boi Shigechi gang
Star Platinum would be my choice.
-Precise
-Great Artist
-Can catch bullets inches from the users face
-Very powerful
-Star Platinum, ZA WARUDO!
I might choose Crazy Diamond to screw with people. Walk up to them, punch em square in the face, and heal em back to normal.
Also no experience needed for the medical field
@@decepticonsoundwave297 you could fix ur kids toy lolololol
I’m honestly shocked you didn’t show him Super Fly
super fly is awful
Plylon
John: his power is being a bomb
Everyone who watched/read part four: *laughs nervously*
I will say that you're half wrong and half right when you said Star Platinum couldn't break Sheer Heart Attack
Star Platinum cracked Sheer Heart Attack, but couldn't fully break it.
I think he meant that he couldn't defeat Sheer Heart Attack. He roughed him up a little bit, but Koichi pointed out that he didn't lose any of his power plus Kira's right hand wasn't hurt in the slightest until Act 3
Jotaro ended up hurting himself more than he hurt Kira.
I suppose though, in all fairness, Jotaro didn't exactly have too much time to dedicate towards trying to break Sheer Heart Attack, due to how dangerous it was to get close enough to hit it. Judging by how he was able to crack it, I'd say that if Sheer Heart Attack were to not pose the risk of blowing up and given enough time, Jotaro could probably destroy it.
Of course, that's not what happened, or would ever happen realistically. It's just not feasible to get that much time so close to it.
@@DiamondMinerDJC00 I mean eventually it would break, but I don't know if it would be a good idea to keep punching with a cracked fist for too long.
@@M4x_P0w3r That's true... I mean, we all saw what happened to DIO.
@JoGeJo he did it came back
Killer queen bite za dusto does indeed activate when his son gives away his identity, reseting the day and the person blows up at the same time every reset unless the ability is undone. Bite za dusto protects the kid but leaves kira vulnerable. 🚑 is the ultimate stand.
"He's just the bomb, is he a bomb?"
*Scared Shigekiyo noises*
CAN we talk about the timing at 24:23 that mmmm lines up with the scene perfectly
21:27”is he a bomb” like eventually I guess
stand master: ultra instinct Goku
stand name: cell
that how I see koichi
Koichi Blanco
*ultra instinct Krillin
Then he cut his hair and ruined it
@@flamingcat1101 that make him small polnareff
Then he got arc 3 and he got his old hair style back
Can you imagine Araki singing candy shop from 50 cent
I’m not a big fan of nightmares tbh
My sides were splitting when they were roasting Echos.
I'm gonna... Fix that spaghetti!
15:17
Echoes Act 1: Forces you to hear his words
Echoes Act www: Forces you to feel his words
Echoes Act 3: Forces you to obey his words (only the command :"Stop")
Did you hold the w key on your phone to type two? Or is the shift key on your keyboard broken?
Echoes Act www
@@KiwiHavok777 echoes act owo
It Just Works echoes act UwU
@@markjacobs3898 act thwee, thwee freeze! You awe now in act thwee five metwes wange UwU
Tainted Love is an awesome name
Also his ability guess is literally Rokakaka
What's rokakaka?
@Blocky ShadowDio that didn't even come out yet. And no I didn't read the manga. I only know that we don't even know the antagonist of part 8
The ones that only watch the anime, these poor souls have to wait so long to finally see part 7
*Is amime-only but still gets a lot of the references* This is the true man's world.
😔
John, don't dis the cutie dinosaur that is [Echoes Act 2] by calling him Semi-Perfect Cell. >8L
Also, the symbolism is:
Act1: Expressing yourself
Act2: The effect of your words
Act3: The weight of your actions
No it isn’t but okay
@@peenyyt4921 Opinion discarded.
@@marialuke2116 it’s not an opinion it’s that you got the thing wrong lol
@@peenyyt4921 source or gtfo
@@marialuke2116 Rude lol
Killer Queen: Gunpowder and Gelatin.
Sheer Heart Attack: Dynamite with a Laser Beam.
Bites the Dust: Guaranteed to Blow Your Mind, Everytime.
I love it
Well your just 17 and all you wanna do is disappear
Sheer Heart Attack and Another Bites The Dust are their own song: Well that was a fucking lie
@@abhrajitdhar4628 They are their own songs, but they get their powers from Killer Queen, similarly to how Kira's entire character revolves around the song.
Another One Bites The Dust though, mostly influences the entire ending arc.
@@cytorakdemon The character in Killer Queen is a prostitute and smokes
So that was a fucking lie
12:11
Me: Oh boy, here we go, let’s see what kind of stupid name you gi-
12:14
John: Imperfect Cell, Semi-perfect Cell, And Perfect Cell
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ACT 1 HAS FUCKING WHEELS. WHAT THE FUCK
I like how John basically made Magenta Magenta before even knowing it with what he thought Ratt was
Tama (Stray Cat’s user) doesn’t die from the wound caused by the arrow but from separate wounds caused by glass being broken when Shinobu tried to shoo it away, hence that it survived the arrow but died later.
Burning Elsen whoops
How could you not include the best and most useful stand, superfly
from the words of someone other than me
"kakyoin's plan would've worked if dio couldn't stop time"
11:28 kakyoin said:
🍩
I just want to say that:
Taited Love is almost better than Crazy Diamond
50 Cent >> The Hand
Pearl Jam shoud be named Red Hot Chili Pepper
Fight the Machine >> Harvest
Iron Maiden >>> Ratt
Crazy diamond lyrically is best stand name for josuke
Ratt actually works better cuz the user is a rat
rhcp should be called high voltage
He's great at naming stands. Tainted Love sounds like an awesome「ＳＴＡＮＤ」
Koichi is the first character of the main cast that gets to return you say? your forgetting someone S P E E D W A G O N
Stray cat is the middle ground between Notorious B.I.G and Foo Fighters
konichi gets his stand
no one
me konichi did u lay this egg
*_K O N I C H I_*
Character who is a reference to AC/DC: Controls fire
Stand who is a reference to Red Hot Chili Peppers: Electricity nonsense.
???????????
Esidisi doesn't control fire
@@kingpotato7183 *Heat* then. Literally no difference.
@@kingpotato7183 he can make his blood as hot as fire
@@jakoblent4694 that doesn't mean he can control it.
The character that referenced Vanilla Ice literally was T H E V O I D
“There’s no stand that just consumes and / or protects the user”
Cream and Coco Jumbo: “am I a joke to you?”
C O N S U M E
-is he a bomb (for harvest)
-no but his stand user is!
the hand can only wipe away nono living things
Hope more comes soon
You should've shown nothing and say its Achtung Baby.
**Sarcophagus Boi has no weaknesses**
Pearl Jam doesn’t make food taste good, it just heals, the food tasting good is all up to the chef
I never noticed the errection until now nice to now that was a design choice by araki
I’ll say that not only The Hand is broken and could be used really cleverly, but same for echoes act 2. Echoes act 2 has soooooooo much potential for cool scenarios(not as act 3, just outright. The ability to write say 5 million tones on a tiny pebble you threw over someone would be broken), especially in a manga, but Araki just decided to make act 3 make shit heavy.
Well that's not how Echoes Act 2 works
He can write the onomatopoeia and then it'll do it
Like him writing scorch and that thing is hot or writing rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero
And it licks you
Or writing ora and suddenly Jotaro is behind you... Wait that already happens
No? Act 3 has so many more possibilities because it doesn’t just make things heavy it does anything you want it to with wordplay
15:35 I would count Jotaro as a main cast member, he was on the outer layer of the Morioh Circle (and he had a spot reserved in great days)
I’m pretty sure echoes act 3 can basically do anything as long as it rhymes
5 Alive!
"I feel like it's coming closer"
Close but you passed by the stand that did that already
it's funny how people don't seem to understand that echoes act 3 is basically just using soundwaves or something equivalent to make stuff heavy. But if that was the idea araki had then the scene where he uses it on glass in the hospital is illogical
22:00
R.I.P Shigechi
"Im always just afraid that a rat is gonna shoot me"
21:30 I mean yeah once Killa Queen got introduced you'd expect everything to be a bomb
The reaction to stray cat's power, priceless
Echoes act 1-3
1: the sound of the words
2: the feel of the words
3: the weight of the words
no way dude my video was completely fine but buffered immediately after he played Dio summoning The World
Honestly, Tainted Love would be a better name for Crazy Diamond
Where was heaven’s door?
THIS IS ACTUAL GOLD
I moved to this video from the part 3 one in such perfect timing that it felt like a single video. I will never achieve this again.
What you did was unlock ACT 2 of letting a microwave hit zero but not beep.
‘ Tainted Love ‘ could actually be a very cool stand
12:13
The reboot designs of the zell saga is looking pretty good so far
I find it hilarious that he said Sheer Heart Attack can reverse time while the Killer Queen ability he was clueless about did exactly that
Red hot chilli peppers: control's electricity
EsiDeisi (AC/DC): controls heat
Of course. My mom just *HAD* to walk in on Red Hot Chilli Pepper.
LMAO
Actually act 3s ability is that if it comes up with a rhyme it can use the rhyme to make a power for it, which is why he explained that he rhymed three and freeze to koichi
No... He only ever uses three freeze, he just said that he made a rhyme one time
A summary of Echoes in act order:
Sound of your words, effect of your words, and weight of your words
*sees Harvest*
"Is it a bomb?"
Not quite