Fangs as Sharp as Sarcasm [sfw] [E2L] [slow burn] [werewolf x vampire] [himedere Listener]

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  • čas přidán 7. 11. 2021
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Komentáře • 46

  • @spookiestking9353
    @spookiestking9353 Před 2 lety +35

    this is just werewolf flynn rider bullying shy vampire rapunzel for 15 minutes

    • @ExtrovertED
      @ExtrovertED  Před 2 lety +13

      I can't argue that's a fair assessment. But as the story continues, it will have its differences. Thank you for listening

  • @SirensSongAudio
    @SirensSongAudio Před 2 lety +115

    700 years stuck in the same castle?? Stars above I see why the listener is the way they are. I think I would’ve lost my sanity by now. I may be introverted, but not THAT much.

  • @puddin_tain9730
    @puddin_tain9730 Před 2 lety +131

    The listener having a god complex is a unique touch that I absolutely adore. I’m very excited to see where this could go. I would definitely vote for this to have a sequel! 😄

  • @atlesadams6227
    @atlesadams6227 Před 2 lety +18

    "And you light up the room, mostly 'cause your skin's so damn pale-" I was expecting this but also not at the same time

  • @aenwynonymous1958
    @aenwynonymous1958 Před 2 lety +42

    "Because that joke is never funny." Me at every customer who makes the 'did you fall out of heaven?' or sings some song with my name in it.

    • @ExtrovertED
      @ExtrovertED  Před 2 lety +15

      Not all heroes wear capes.
      *Nash:* Nah, Pumpkin wears'em for me. 😆

  • @banane4568
    @banane4568 Před 2 lety +74

    Pumpkin is such a cute nickname, maybe not in these circumstances but I just know our little vampire was feeling shy even if it’s not obvious. I was at least :))

  • @britnicox3929
    @britnicox3929 Před 2 lety +46

    If he wants to keep “mocking” me by calling me beautiful, perfect, lights up the room etc he’s more than welcome to 🤣

  • @offline1370
    @offline1370 Před 2 lety +33

    Him:"you like up the room mostly bc your Skin is so damn pale
    Me with very pale Skin: Yep you are right about that ;-;

  • @bagotoast
    @bagotoast Před 2 lety +143

    “I’ll have you know, MUTT, this cape is made of the finest furs you could only DREAM of affording!” **Hides behind cape in embarrassment**
    Side note; I really like how he calls them pumpkin, can’t wait for him to start meaning it and the vamp to start liking it 😏😂

  • @FaithMidnight
    @FaithMidnight Před 2 lety +15

    700 years in a gilded cage.

  • @boomKatsukiBakugo
    @boomKatsukiBakugo Před 2 lety +15

    Me: so you’re a lone wolf
    “Yeah Im a lone wolf hahaha😒”
    Me: cut the cameras🤭

    • @boomKatsukiBakugo
      @boomKatsukiBakugo Před 2 lety +2

      Me: you’re in no position
      “Yeah I think I’m in the perfect position”
      Me: WHERE ARE THE CAMERAS😨

  • @justanartgremlin3782
    @justanartgremlin3782 Před 2 lety +23

    Goddamn we’d get along well the amount of ✨sass✨ radiating from this man

  • @shanabrennan2272
    @shanabrennan2272 Před 2 lety +74

    I love him so much! The sass and the absolute disrespect for his captor is amazing!
    "700, WOW! ThAT's ImPReSsiVe! I CaN't BeLiEVe YoU'vE hAd A sTick Up yOuR bUTt THiS wHOlE TimE" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @yourfavoritegenderbender9896

    "Im a nobody *venting* "
    *you got 60 seconds before my meeting with Symphsthy ends and I tell you to shut up* /j

  • @emilyb5307
    @emilyb5307 Před 2 lety +21

    Ok, I love the sass, it's just so much sheer fun to listen to! This guy's got so much character, I love him already.

  • @Sky_The_Daily_Dreamer
    @Sky_The_Daily_Dreamer Před 2 lety +14

    Pumpkin is such a cute name ngl lol 🤭❤️
    Anyway Nash has such moxie and a spunk to him - I like it! I hope pumpkin gives him a chance and they go off in an adventure ❤️

  • @elphieofkiamoko
    @elphieofkiamoko Před 2 lety +27

    Oh my gosh, I'm so excited. Himedere is perhaps the most underutilized -dere and I'm akdjafj
    Him: Vampires overcomplicate everything! You're slender, and perfect, and beautiful, and--
    Me, looking at self: Wow, how hard did they hit you?!
    SIR ONLY MY PARENTS ARE ALLOWED TO CALL ME PUMPKIN, HOW DARE >///>;;
    Twinkies are disgusting. We only eat Ding-dongs and Ho-hos, here, sir. This is why our races are at war, I see.
    Akdkaofkak thank you for defending retail employees against our #1 attack: people with awful senses of humor.
    Wait 700 YEARS AND I'VE NEVER BEEN OUTSIDE? Holy cow that is *really* sad. I'm borderline agoraphobic and even I feel sad about how sheltered this main has been xD
    Delightful as always, sir. I know what I'm voting for at the end of the month xD

  • @KuraiYamino
    @KuraiYamino Před 2 lety +19

    Trying to be fierce and stoic but laughing through this. Oh gosh..pfft. Oh my gosh this is amazing.

  • @harusadis
    @harusadis Před 2 lety +11

    The fun of the day for me is that my best friend calls me pumpkin

  • @falinswife
    @falinswife Před 2 lety +20

    I really did join the premier late, cheesus
    Also if I dare to touch a cape it'll look like dr.stranges cape, let's be honest here

  • @light1528
    @light1528 Před 2 lety +4

    I can't wait till he shows listener the outside world!!!!

  • @BooksInTheVoid
    @BooksInTheVoid Před 7 měsíci +2

    Him making fun of me being vampire royalty and having a cape.
    Me: look, buddy. It's not my fault vampires have a monarchy society and I got put into one. And..and...and the cape is something...i was forced to wear..okay..shut up.

  • @gren9834
    @gren9834 Před 2 lety +3

    “do you have vampire children?” sir i am incapable of having children and i’m gay so no i won’t be having any children

  • @amberrr_misss
    @amberrr_misss Před 2 lety +7

    Pumpkin 🙃🙃

  • @shannonduplessis3954
    @shannonduplessis3954 Před 2 lety +4

    I loved this🙌🏻💕

  • @lunaquinn5932
    @lunaquinn5932 Před 2 lety +4

    Yet another great audio! I hope this gets made into a series

  • @kairi3895
    @kairi3895 Před 2 lety +3

    Than was fun, really loved it ❤️ do more please, you are so good at this 😌

  • @catalinamyrrhpaw
    @catalinamyrrhpaw Před 2 lety +2

    I love this, I would definitely watch a part 2

  • @HaloCookie_
    @HaloCookie_ Před 2 lety +10

    I can't make it to the premiere but I promise I'll listen to it as soon as I can!! 😭💖 I know it'll be great, Ed!
    Have a cookie 🍪❤️
    Edit: IM BACK I LISTENED TO IT OH MY GOODNESS I LOVE IT!!!! ✋😭 Enemies to Lovers-- Ed I can't 💀❤️ Pumpkin is such a cute name! 🤧 Plus I can totally see the listener being snooty about their cape 😂 I can picture it already! "I'll have you know THIS cape is the finest in the world! It's called FASHION! Look it up, dog 😤" I love this too much, I'm just gonna listen to it again, brb

  • @bisibisera5551
    @bisibisera5551 Před 2 lety +3

    IM REALLY LATE BUT THIS IS SO COOL I LOVE IT

  • @Chickenscratch_art
    @Chickenscratch_art Před 2 lety +3

    Bro who dislike the video

    • @ExtrovertED
      @ExtrovertED  Před 2 lety +3

      I don't know, but someone has hit dislike on a lot of my videos, and that's okay. I'm glad they told me so... I hope I get better.
      Thank you so much for listening.

  • @katiewatson9004
    @katiewatson9004 Před 2 lety +5

    How long have you been doing ASMR's

  • @denisewhitford8148
    @denisewhitford8148 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Oh it's me you have to be worried about it's my boyfriend 😮

  • @yoyo-534
    @yoyo-534 Před 2 lety +2

    E 2 L? What does that mean? ؛ -؛ 💔

    • @ExtrovertED
      @ExtrovertED  Před 2 lety +1

      Enemies to Lovers

    • @yoyo-534
      @yoyo-534 Před 2 lety +2

      @@ExtrovertED EKKK!!! that's so dam cute i am watching the part 2 now and it's so funny 😭

  • @denisewhitford8148
    @denisewhitford8148 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Do you obviously know who talking to that's no way to talk to a 30 year old woman hey watch it that tone of voice with me 😾💔😬

  • @radish2079
    @radish2079 Před 2 lety +3

    Twinkies are gross