Best of Jerma - June 2021
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"Have you worn like, a catgirl costume before?"
"ⁿᵒ."
You know, like a liar
Timestamp pls
@@laylover7621 22:40
hrgh
"Have you ever worn a catgirl costume before?" Ludwig asks.
"No," Jerma lies.
Not a lie
he wore a catBOY costume
@@thehuniebeedude catBOY not catGIRL
"Jerma lied as easily as he breathed"
@@nbtwall7287 Why does lying come so naturally to your forked tongue?
Well him and catboy jerma are different life forms so he wasn’t actually lying
I fucking love the image of Jerma walking up to a fan in a Petsmart and asking for a dog bed in a serious tone.
HOLY SHIT IS THAT JERMA NINE EIGHT FIVE FROM TWITCH TV?
Jerma is the guy in the theater who sits directly beside you in an empty theater and comments on literally everything while obnoxious eating popcorn
Thats just ster
That happened to a friend of mine at a matinee screening of Adamn Sandler's _Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation._ When my buddy tried to shush Jerma the maniac started shouting WOW OKAY WOOOOW SO YOU'RE GOING TO BE LIKE THAT. Turns out Jerma owns the venue so now my buddy's banned for life. The town only _has_ the one theatre.
@@jeremytitus9519 going to another town isn't an option either since there's only desert in 200km radius
@@emmettbrown3463 Mister Elbertson is a cinephile's NIGHTMARE
No he's the guy telling his friend who's commenting on everything and obnoxiously eating popcorn to be quiet, but he tells him to be quiet by shouting at him for 2 minutes about how he's being disrespectful to everyone trying to watch the movie.
jerma was definitely in the pet store looking for his catboy collar
being emotionally ready to read this is never but sleepless at five am certainly aint it by a longshot
I wonder what other kinds of kinky shit he's into
Jerma went to buy matching collars for him and Otto
@@gnupfo he talks way too much about pee and poo jokes to the point it's extremely sussy
@@slurpfung906 piss goblin streamer
I am genuinely afraid of Jerma hitting a downward spiral after being forced into a real casino.
Hes been into real casinos before he'll be okay :)
same tbh
Are you kidding? Mr. Green always comes out on top.
@@urbroz he has never put 1000$ tho right?
Don't worry, people are sure to walk in and randomly give him money.
Why is no one talking about the “if almonds are available I will eat them until I throw up” he said it so calm
if almonds weren't so fuckin' expensive, i'd do the same
Jerma saying star would be a horrible boss instead of actually making any reasonable point was one of the best things I've ever seen. best joke by far
I loved the immediate comparison afterwards where Jerma said he'd be the best kind of boss, by suggesting a certain boss behavior that would make most people want to run amok at the office
aw shit the guy whose comment I was mocking deleted it wtf my comment is like 10% less funny now
I have a lot of respect for that guy even though I love Hades and was a bit triggered by his take.
I still really respect him cause he’s got courage and is very respectable, so his name is “Star?” Should I watch him can someone give me his @ pla
@@auralunaprettycure Ster_ also i think he was just trying to trigger Jerma
Funniest shit I've ever seen
Remember the time when Jerma almost lost his entire brand and image to Ludwig over Battleship?
FUCKED UP streamer GAMBLES with his ENTIRE career
when he uses that thing at around 45:00, i’ve never seen such horror on a man’s face.
Ster: Dude, people in chat, who are experts on this, are telling me that 160 is perfectly healthy at your height. Are you... Are you always this down on yourself?
Jerma: *_D R E S S S H O E S_*
the part that stood out to me was Jerma saying "two-quarters"
When he said "I fell asleep to auto-playing videos" I heard "I fell asleep to Otto playing videos" and for half a second I was wondering what Otto would be playing before I realized what he meant.
dude i thought that about that clip for aaaages i only realized he said auto like a couple weeks ago
Same
I remember having a dream where jerma spent the night at my house and he went through my fridge throwing shit out saying “EH THIS STUFF’S GROSS, UGH YOU HAVE NOTHING GOOD TO EAT!”. (I think he appeared in my dream because I remembered that we’re the same height.)
Manlet
PSYCHO streamer visit viewer's house, THROWS food out of their fridge, says "EH THIS STUFF'S GROSS, UGH YOU HAVE NOTHING GOOD TO EAT!"
@@ABC-vv4cm admitting to be the same height as Jerma makes you spiritually 8 feet tall, so it evens out to about 6 feet anyways. Not a manlet.
he wants you to think that it was just a dream
You're such a little stinker.
33:55 The way he imitates Mitch McConnell saying *"Stimulus"*
B r o k e m e
*among drip song starts*
...
*STIMULUS*
*among drip song goes on*
33:55 For anyone to come back and watch it because I have about 10 times since this was uploaded.
@@SlyTreeRatTHANK YOU, I don't know why I didn't put the timestamp in the original comment 🤦♀️ I'll edit it in
lmfao
I'd forgotten this bit, saw your comment and was just thinking "OK",, but when it got there I lost my fucking MIND
When the pog meter appears in front of you and instantly goes down to zero and disappears
I do not like how accurate Jerma’s Mitch McConnel is
Imagine thinking Jeremy Elbertson and Mitch McConnel were _different people._
I mean, Jerma IS a psychopath...
@@weregretohio7728 But is he an eldritch horror?
@@jeremytitus9519 oh no
11:19 Baby gamer Ster fails to clear Hades first try like actual gamers could.
Jerma unironically almost cleared Hades first try too which makes that clip so much better HAHA
its hilarious too because what he's saying couldn't be more wrong
isaac, for as much as i like it, is one of the worst offenders for gating you off from bosses until you've met a condition
hades, albeit hard to do so, is one that has nothing preventing a skilled player from reaching the final boss
@@GP423 binding of issac just moves the goalposts whenever you reach them, but it's reasonable to get to a winstate (beat mom) on your first try if you know what you're doing since you're only missing a few extra starting items. Hades just makes you statistically better to an intense degree in later runs which kinda feels cheap imo. Couldn't they have just started you at that level in the first place? I get that the delivery of the story requires that you fail several times before success, but I'd much rather improve my skills as a player instead of just leveling my character to win the game.
@@absoluteshambles6905 i think the key words in your statement are "if you know what you're doing". i think theoretically if you know what youre doing you can reach the endstate for both games on your first run, the difference being Isaac scales up the difficulty through deeper floors, hades scales through the heat meter. however, a new player to the game is probably not going to achieve these goals instantaneously, needing a few runs to learn the mechanics better as well as unlocking items in BOI's case and upgrading your passive stats in Hades' case
17:22 Jerma's face reflect those moments when you overhear some kids talking, and it is stuff they're not suppose to know
13:39 from what I’ve seen I think jerma intentionally loses to indulge in his public humiliation fetish
26:46 bro as someone who frequently goes to sleep with a jerma stream on, this genuinely scared the fuck out of me
I like how Jerma simply talking to people is hilarious
Jerma was honestly more wild this month then ever, I love that Jerma never stops stepping up his humor game.
The pet store story is fuckin hilarious, I wanna animate it
I refuse to believe it’s true, I can’t physically handle the secondhand embarrassment from it
Does anyone have a time stamp?
@@TheYankee2221 5:31
dewett
That story has quickly become my favorite Jerma clip. It's fantastic.
"let's make someone think they're in the ocean" nearly killed me off
I actually did fall asleep while watching this this morning and fucking woke up when he started counting
16:27
This is Jerma at it's peak
"I was thinking about doing that gross thing... *does that thing* ...but I don't wanna do that right now, people are trying to watch."
24:37 "Y... Wh... You need to live in like an... a home, you know what I mean?"
Ster saying what we're all knowing.
6:25 PSYCHO streamer GASLIGHTS his fans by pretending he *DOESN'T EXIST*
24:00 Literally a cartoon character
Jerma is the only person in existence that can make a power hose cleaning game funny
Jerma's Childhood is full of stories of his Parents being unapologetic towards his health.
It didn't matter since he was lying *everytime*
Except for the sleeve of oreos
"Do you have long balls or something"
*Instant* "Yes"
Every time he says a number in reference to the vsauce prime number videos he always says a number that is clearly not prime. Like its either even or ends in 5 so you can tell immediately that its not. Love this man
38:57 the instant cut to "asshole wet" made me laugh way too fucking hard
Thanks dazza, i needed that
40:55 no dang wonder he has pains, sitting on the toilet that bent over every time he went to the bathroom
Dude. I fell asleep to the counting video. No joke. I was sick and I needed a nap and I slept for like 3 hours listening to it. I am beginning to think he's the most relaxing person I know of.
i fell asleep to someone counting in Norwegian so i agree, something about numbers are relaxing
@@nutella7644 Completely, glad you see it too.
Ludwig is 100% a cheater at battleship streamsnipe 1000%
Filthy cheater
June was full of gold
Jerma is my favorite government subsidized streamer
What a month for Jerma, friends in high places
Friends in tall places
Friends in taller places
High in friends places.
the most accurate comment anyone has ever made about jerma was ster pointing out how much shame he has
I really wanna slowly wake out of a coma or something and faintly hear Ster whining about something.
Same, but when I regain consciousness I also want to faintly hear Ster's girlfriend giggling and Jerma doy-doying
“im worried about you” “you need to live in a home” me too
poggers as always, dazza
Dazza makes me coom kidney stones
@@gamerfreak164 what
i physically cannot listen to the conversation jerma and ster are having during one of the E3 trailers because it's playing Do It Again by Steely Dan and it takes up my entire stream of consciousness
same
1:47
When Im watching these Jerma clips I usually have it on my second monitor, and all I see in the corner of my eye is Jerma pogging.
"Do you have long balls or something?"
*"Yes."*
Can't argue with that lmfao
Holy shit the dream bit woke me up while I was dozing off and literally tomorrow is trash day and I thought I was tripping
should include every time he's made a cat noise on stream........
Best noise 2021?
Its the iconic animator man himself
imagine walking into a pet store, seeing jerma inside, and having him do the Madagascar Alex "look at me" pose when you confront him
26:59 i Need jerma asmr more than anything I’ve ever needed in my entire life
someone who gets it
Michael: *counts prime numbers*
Jerma: "The numbers, Michael, what do they mean?"
Holy crap Jeremy smellbertson
I like how Jerma is getting more and more popular, he really deserves it.
All the videos are funny and all but my favorite is when he tries to power wash the shadow of the grill lmao
ah june the month where jerma played mario kart with a cat thrower
Cat boy vs Bidet Boy
imagine instead of a video, it WAS michael as some sort of demigod sitting next to jerma counting PI and just staring at jerma occasionally wakes up from a delirious trance michael has him in, begging for him to stop but falling under the whim of michael's power
Looks awesome, as always! Thanks for all the hard work 💜
Bless you for putting compilation of funni man together
Perfect intro into the video. Felt like the beginning of a movie.
This is the top quality content that I subscribed for. Excellently paced and well-chosen clips. Love you, Dazza
Jerma caught zonked at da pet store
I wish someone would animate jerma and ster arguing in a theater
Jerma owns Ster with facts and knowledge the Stream
I’m glad fellow streamers are including our jermamite in the content. He’s a legend
Why does Jerma not consider that when using a bidet you can still wipe after? Name one thing that you clean without any liquid and just rubbing a piece of paper against it a few times. You use soap and water to clean basically everything, even your body in the shower, so why wouldn't you add water to something you're trying to clean
Did I just enter an alternative reality? I could have swore the power wash sim game Jerma was playing was totally different with more realistic graphics
the battleship stream was truly something else
"You hurt yourself putting deodorant"
I lost it
49:07 streamer goes NAKED live ON STREAM
I went through the entire E3 stream, thinking Ster was Etalyx for some reason.
im just now realizing that when jerma said "auto playing videos" he means like. automatically. and not "Otto playing videos" and i thought the bit was going to be how he thought his dog otto was counting while watching binging with babish while jerma was sleeping.
loved the mario kart stream.
sometimes i wonder if i should try watching anybody else on twitch and that stream made me realize.....
nah.
Just an awful stream filled with awful people
The slow burn on the cheering + positive affirmations bit in this compilation is absolutely immaculate. The timing was just right, every time we tuned back to mario kart and flipped back again is was just long enough to get comfortable. And then an hour in, boom, there is it.
S tier video. Shitting and crying.
I live for these Best of's
just watched this whole thing its 2am and imcrying now
babe wake up new dazza
awesome, as always
This felt like a fever dream.
The temerity--the SHEER UNADULTERATED HUBRIS---of declaring, as though one were the very AUTHORITY on the subject, what moments constitute the BEST of Jerma in June of 2021.
SuperDazza is off the FRICKIN' CHAIN.
Feel like I'm watching an episode of 24 with this hopping back and forth
June was a good month for Jermamite, Jermaniacs and Shit Eaters all around the world IMO
That pet store story is so fake lmao. Like it def happened, but Jerma is downplaying how weird he was to those people.
even admitting to playing coy and not knowing who yourself or twitch is is kinda psycho
This was a big month for jerma
The ending was cinematic
Paused the video just as Ludwig shows the you look sus shirt to jerma by accident and sat there for a solid 20 seconds thinking he was just contemplating life.
That pressure washer game is so satisfying
3:26 The vsauce prime number video happens like every other night for me lmao. I have a tv i leave on with youtube while I sleep
I guarantee Ludwig cheated in battleship. Like there’s no way he has that luck multiple times
Networking Andy & The Streamer Friends
Cheers for You is my favorite on going Jerma joke
Lmao you did jerma dirty! Going from luds ass to "im gonna take a 5 minute break" . So bad lol
Jerma and the weird Bidet dude are funny together ha aha
How did that Ludwig guy not know what the mega milk shirt was? Was he born like last year
I wish you could still do stream highlights, but I’m glad you can do monthly recaps :)
I hope I dream the jerma dream
Good ol John Jerma
Jerma on the beach with you ASMR
Famous streamer BAFFLED by his very own DEODORANT while on his way to the MOVIES