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Fun fact: Only a few species of sharks, such as great white sharks, whale sharks, hammerhead sharks, and mako sharks need to constantly swim. The rest can stop anytime and be fine.
not few but most species like thresher sharks and etc needs to constantly swim only few dont need to constantly swim like nurse sharks and zebra sharks
Sharks are personally one of my favorite animals. People make them out to be a much greater threat than they actually are. As long as you don’t do something incredibly stupid and keep your distance, you’re more likely to be bitten by a rogue Floridian.
There was a spongebob episode where they learned to swear, but they didn't know it was a bad word. Spongebob said "hi Patrick, how the **** are you." Instead of bleeping it out normally, they played a dolphin sound over it
vaazkl i doubt you'll see this but i have exams coming up and in the spare time i have from revising most of the time your videos are extremely good to watch and relax when listening. Your rants are the funniest parts, when you js randomly go on ab random bullshit and randomly scream or make funny noises it is very funky. idlove to watch you do some irl stuff like reaction stuff or js your opinions on stuff lmao have a great blessed day brah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:36 All birds descended from Avian dinosaurs, and if we go off of taxonomy, they *are* living dinosaurs. They very much exist, just not the way they used to.
hammerheads aren't actually as dangerous as some would believe and they get scared of the bubbles from scuba masks. great hammerheads (the largest species of hammerhead) can be dangerous, though there are few recorded attacks. they can be quite inquisitive towards divers though only attack if provoked or if they mistake people for an injured seal. hammerheads as a whole tend to be extremely shy and would rather just leave you alone they also have some of the best electroreceptors of sharks which may be the reason for their strange head shape. all hammerhead's population is decreasing, with 5/9 species being labelled as critically endangered, 2 as endangered and the last two as vulnerable. so sad to see these beautiful, ancient animals being killed demonized :'(
Fun shark fact: The oldest vertebrates to have PPs are the fishes that have cartilage-based skeletons. This includes sharks, stingrays, skates and chimaeras. This also means sharks are one of the few kinds of vertebrates with no bones.
I recall once when my brother was younger he insisted that hammerheads are only native in the Atlantic, so when we asked why they are in the Monterey aquarium he replied with all seriousness that they hitch a ride on sail boats 😂
For people who wonder why they chew on the bars or wires, sharks actually taste test stuff before eating, so they're tasting test stuff and yes they have tounges
Sharks are such majestic creatures, they have been around longer than TREES. They should all be respected and not feared, sharks are just cute goofy little underwater puppy dogs after all ❤
7:48 This is just Romeo and Juliet, which is required reading later on. This truly highlights the hypocrisy prevalent in our education system. In this essay I will
12:07 this one is one of if not the most wholesome to me, especially since they actually used Robert Shaw's name to be accurate. Rest in Peace Shaw. Dawg died way too early three years into the reign of this film's popularity
I feel like with sharks and dolphins, this one thing happened where people realized dolphins do bad things and had a moment of self-awareness where they are just like us, when really they are, there are just good dolphins and bad dolphins, just like how there are good people and bad people.
Last year on Shark Week, there was a story where this couple was on vacation. While in the water, about waist deep, a bull shark grabbed the husband and drug him out to sea while his wife could do nothing but watch. It was over as quickly as it began.
19:44 - My Dad used to have one of these until I was like three. He used to fly it around the house and I was both afraid of it and I liked it so umm yeah but I also had a dream about it one time. It was remote controlled. I now think it was cool and am sad that we don't have it any more. I have resolved to get one when I have roommates or something and scare them with it :)
11:16 google didn’t work, but chatgpt gave a very rough estimate for each item’s tensegrity force that allows sharks to experience the crispness of a pringle
fun fact: bullsharks can survive in sweet water and are pretty damn aggressive. so you can find one in a lake connected to an ocean next time you go swimming 😊
IIRC, the first major US sighting was a dude in MIssouri catching a shark back in the 1930s that a lot of people thought was a hoax. The St Lawrence River in canada is PROBABLY too cold for sharks, but apparently has the same deal with belugas whales.
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LORE OF THE RINGS MEMES
Maybe clothing memes? Or hair memes? You could try English memes.
Shark memes... why? Why so specific? Anyways, could make a video on relatable memes🦈
swimming memes please
Shark chain
18:16 Dolphin sounds is how Spongebob censored swears in that one episode.
There are 13 bad words, unless you're not a sailor, then there are 7.
this 👍
"OOHHH You said number 11"
Fun fact, that's actually the sound of a Kookaburra that they sped up!
@@z.t.w.7440and tuned up a higher frequency!
Fun fact: Only a few species of sharks, such as great white sharks, whale sharks, hammerhead sharks, and mako sharks need to constantly swim. The rest can stop anytime and be fine.
not few but most species like thresher sharks and etc needs to constantly swim only few dont need to constantly swim like nurse sharks and zebra sharks
It's bcuz they don't have a swim bladder, which is an organ which helps fish float when not swimming, but it depends on the shark type
Sharks are personally one of my favorite animals. People make them out to be a much greater threat than they actually are. As long as you don’t do something incredibly stupid and keep your distance, you’re more likely to be bitten by a rogue Floridian.
Love that this comment makes it sound like getting bitten by a rogue Floridian is an unlikely eventuality
@@LordJimmyXIV Who said it wasn’t? Florida Man is still out there somewhere…
Florida men are crazy
What if Florida Man uses a shark as a weapon, swinging it around like a whip?
imagine if we were all sharks
lol 🤣
I don't want to
Yes
Blue blub
If we were this comment would be "imagine if we were humans"
Sharks are the puppies of the sea. Meanwhile Dolphins are freaking psychopaths.
FRRR
Imagine punching an apex predator to save the girl you love. What a chad.
18:10
"How the fuck are you?", but replace the F word with dolphin sounds as cenor.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
nooooo, why did you have to tell them.
oh so i subconsciously got it
*shark*
shark
*Shark.*
shark
Shark
Wtf??
There was a spongebob episode where they learned to swear, but they didn't know it was a bad word. Spongebob said "hi Patrick, how the **** are you." Instead of bleeping it out normally, they played a dolphin sound over it
It's not actually a dolphin noise, it's a strange bird call that is sped up
Yeahhh... I was about to say that its that one dolphin sound effect
It’s a kookaburra call sped up and changed a bit.
one of my favorite episodes that for years i thought was just a figment of my imagination
vaazkl i doubt you'll see this but i have exams coming up and in the spare time i have from revising most of the time your videos are extremely good to watch and relax when listening.
Your rants are the funniest parts, when you js randomly go on ab random bullshit and randomly scream or make funny noises it is very funky.
idlove to watch you do some irl stuff like reaction stuff or js your opinions on stuff lmao
have a great blessed day brah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
take care dood thanks for watching
19:36 All birds descended from Avian dinosaurs, and if we go off of taxonomy, they *are* living dinosaurs. They very much exist, just not the way they used to.
hammerheads aren't actually as dangerous as some would believe and they get scared of the bubbles from scuba masks.
great hammerheads (the largest species of hammerhead) can be dangerous, though there are few recorded attacks. they can be quite inquisitive towards divers though only attack if provoked or if they mistake people for an injured seal.
hammerheads as a whole tend to be extremely shy and would rather just leave you alone
they also have some of the best electroreceptors of sharks which may be the reason for their strange head shape.
all hammerhead's population is decreasing, with 5/9 species being labelled as critically endangered, 2 as endangered and the last two as vulnerable. so sad to see these beautiful, ancient animals being killed demonized :'(
There's a species of shark in the hammerhead clade, the bonnethead shark, which eats 90% seagrass
My marine biologist heart is so happy right now
Hammerheads are not the most aggressive. It's def bull sharks in 1st place and then great white sharks and tiger sharks.
idk why i said hammerheads i mustve heard it from somewhere idk
@@VaazkLShorts I think there was a really old program about 10 Deadliest Sharks, and yes that was the ranking. Hammerheads came in at like 5 or so.
3:43 Fun fact: tardigrades have survived all nine!
I love how the blahaj jokes are just thrown in here at random, and nobody questions it
The "grandpa shark doo doo" caught me dying 🤣🤣🤣
wyd if you wake up and you're a whale shark
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Opening my mouth and eating some plankton
Eat
To answer the harmonica question, it depends on which side they exhale from
"Hey Patrick, how the
🐬🐬🐬 are you?"
Is referencing the swearing episode
of spongebob, where the swears
are censored with dolphin noises.
I've started reading things in your voice when stuff like this pops up
quote from the russian badger for 3:43 (not entirely accurate) "which makes them older than trees. yeah. TREES."
the way the talking stops is just so stupidly funny
As a Missourian, I can confirm we get shark attacks all the time here.
18:23 spouge bob reference
vaazkl :D thanks for the upload. can you possibly do alligator and crocodile memes?
Another great video! Could you consider doing lawyer memes next? ❤
Fun shark fact: The oldest vertebrates to have PPs are the fishes that have cartilage-based skeletons. This includes sharks, stingrays, skates and chimaeras. This also means sharks are one of the few kinds of vertebrates with no bones.
11:18
Meanwhile me who's allergic to rice: You do know they can eat other crispy things, right?
The 3 dolphins are a standin for a swear word, thats the joke
I still don't get it lol
Flipping? Idk
In Sponge Bob, they use dolphin sounds to cover bad words…
I recall once when my brother was younger he insisted that hammerheads are only native in the Atlantic, so when we asked why they are in the Monterey aquarium he replied with all seriousness that they hitch a ride on sail boats 😂
Best Video in a while
Sharks are such silly lil guys
For people who wonder why they chew on the bars or wires, sharks actually taste test stuff before eating, so they're tasting test stuff and yes they have tounges
1:30
that lad sure works for the shark punching center foundation
Sharks are such majestic creatures, they have been around longer than TREES. They should all be respected and not feared, sharks are just cute goofy little underwater puppy dogs after all ❤
19:40
Dude dinosaurs are real, in fact there is a dinosaur right in that picture
4:03 chumpy 🦈👍
Sharknado, incoming!
Never realized how goofy sharks were until
I need to send this to someone I know thats obsessed with sharks
this was such an amazig video yayy also sorry for commenting twice i jjust love sharks
Fun shark fact of the day: The most agressive shark is the bull shark. It has even been seen in swimming pools.
7:48 This is just Romeo and Juliet, which is required reading later on. This truly highlights the hypocrisy prevalent in our education system. In this essay I will
Sharks :))))))
Sharks :))))))
The reason there are so little shark attacks is probably because people are so afraid of sharks
18:04 it's a spongebob reference specifically to that one episode where spongebob and the crew sweared but it was bleeped by dolphins noises
Shark lava looks like he is pondering life
I want my entire recommended feed to be only this video
8:05 he just rehashed Romeo and Juliet...
1:57 blessed shark acting like dog
the fact i was smiling the WHOLE video 😭💖
love this
Beautiful
9:25 is monke to monke communication
5:33 ngl i dont care how dangerous critters are, seeing em torn up like that makes me sad for em
4:05 It looks like the mirror from snow white and shrek.
Shark go nom
Salmon shark is now my favourite shark
HE LISTENED AAAAA TYSM VAAZKL
I have the ikea shark plush too, no regrets
I wonder if they could play the flute...hmm...
12:07 this one is one of if not the most wholesome to me, especially since they actually used Robert Shaw's name to be accurate. Rest in Peace Shaw. Dawg died way too early three years into the reign of this film's popularity
18:22 SpongeBob episode where cuss words were dolphin noises
1:36: Him: Cool, now make a sperm whale.
Me: ....wait a minute...OH SHIT!
This lowkey helped me with my shark fear.
I feel like with sharks and dolphins, this one thing happened where people realized dolphins do bad things and had a moment of self-awareness where they are just like us, when really they are, there are just good dolphins and bad dolphins, just like how there are good people and bad people.
In the one comparing the great white to a meg, that would have been a baby.....
You have summoned the friends of Blajah
I thought of a remix of frosty the snowman.
Last year on Shark Week, there was a story where this couple was on vacation. While in the water, about waist deep, a bull shark grabbed the husband and drug him out to sea while his wife could do nothing but watch. It was over as quickly as it began.
Ngl I feel like great white sharks are already cute in the front view
i think the 🐬🐬🐬 thing is when some show used a dolphin sound for censoring curse words.
There is not a shark behind me. I am lying down on my front.
In SpongeBob the dolphin noise is used to bleep out bad words.
the 28th meme goes hardd
2:15
American Vaazkl isn't real, he can't hurt you!
American Vaazkl:
18:18 there was an episode in spongebob where dolphin was a curse, like dolphin noises
7:50 this sounds like a german fairytail
Saxtoon punch!
0:20
This is actually crazy; this shark was born 150 years before the Declaration of Independence started getting signed. *(I'm not joking)*
Sharks are the goodest bois
shorks
These are very funny
10:46 probably would actually clean my house unlike those maids that were wearing cat ears
I’m probably going to worship sharks now.
Shark is all powerful
Shork!
19:44 - My Dad used to have one of these until I was like three. He used to fly it around the house and I was both afraid of it and I liked it so umm yeah but I also had a dream about it one time. It was remote controlled. I now think it was cool and am sad that we don't have it any more. I have resolved to get one when I have roommates or something and scare them with it :)
Yes, sea puppies
The tongue is very important for playing harmonica. Therefore, a shark would not be able to play it with his gills.
18:18
Its in reference to a SpongeBob episode where they included censored cussing, with dolphin noises being used as a censor sound
I love sharks,this is the best!😍
18:15 this is reffrencing the sailor mouth episode where spogebob and patrick curse but its censored out with dolphin noises
Bro I watched this after 40min it was posted!!!!!
11:16 google didn’t work, but chatgpt gave a very rough estimate for each item’s tensegrity force that allows sharks to experience the crispness of a pringle
fun fact: bullsharks can survive in sweet water and are pretty damn aggressive. so you can find one in a lake connected to an ocean next time you go swimming 😊
IIRC, the first major US sighting was a dude in MIssouri catching a shark back in the 1930s that a lot of people thought was a hoax. The St Lawrence River in canada is PROBABLY too cold for sharks, but apparently has the same deal with belugas whales.
sharks love you all
18:21 I think it means “Hey Patrick how the (dolphin censor noise) are you”