Giant Squid Attacks Surfboard!

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  • čas přidán 21. 06. 2017
  • A giant squid wraps its tentacles around my surf board and things just escalate from there!
    You can watch the full video here - • Surfers find an injure...
    #giantsquid #squid #scary #ocean #monster #surfing #kraken
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  • @Ajay-dy3xw
    @Ajay-dy3xw Před 3 lety +17332

    Guy: *gets dragged down and dies*
    Girl: funniest shit i've ever seen

    • @bigfckingbug10k45
      @bigfckingbug10k45 Před 3 lety +447

      Also her: what do you mean it wasn't funny!

    • @bigfckingbug10k45
      @bigfckingbug10k45 Před 3 lety +21

      @Cooler Rafael Suprayogi lol

    • @Signs-tm9cv
      @Signs-tm9cv Před 3 lety +180

      Then she gets dragged down to the bottom( Friend appears.) Not so funny now is it.

    • @nevaehlheaven
      @nevaehlheaven Před 3 lety +8

      😂 oh my God.

    • @teemo7714
      @teemo7714 Před 3 lety +174

      the squid was not in the least dangerous. the squid was half dead and posted no threat at all. this channel has another video directly after this one where they take the squid out and make it die faster so it doesn't have to suffer as much. these squids (I think this one is a baby) only comes this close to the surface when they're almost dead. looks like this one got attacked by a shark or something.

  • @BrianVelez
    @BrianVelez Před 5 lety +64666

    I don’t think this girl understands how serious this could have turned. 😳

    • @vvaldbeere
      @vvaldbeere Před 5 lety +8724

      My thought exactly. I'd feel more comfortable having a big shark around me.

    • @dukebongo2433
      @dukebongo2433 Před 5 lety +9932

      This Squid is easily more dangerous than any Shark I can't understand why she is even laughing

    • @diddyxl
      @diddyxl Před 5 lety +5569

      That could have drowned him in an instant. The dumb nervous laugh from her..🙄

    • @iamyoureson5013
      @iamyoureson5013 Před 5 lety +911

      @@dukebongo2433 how ? Shark more dangerous

    • @dukebongo2433
      @dukebongo2433 Před 5 lety +7043

      @@iamyoureson5013 Sharks are not as agressive towards humans as this squid species is, making them more dangerous

  • @laurasutcliffe723
    @laurasutcliffe723 Před 9 měsíci +381

    I’m surprised that lady in the background didn’t summon some dolphins for help with that laugh.

  • @brdavis4471
    @brdavis4471 Před 3 měsíci +58

    "What's that?"
    "Oh that's a 20ft Great White Shark"
    "HAHAHA!!!"

  • @MissPandaButt
    @MissPandaButt Před 3 lety +28266

    It’s all fun and games till someone gets DRAGGED.

  • @qine6559
    @qine6559 Před 3 lety +3441

    Imagine drowning to what you thought was your friend's shrill laughter

    • @batmansummer9236
      @batmansummer9236 Před 3 lety +7

      Lol

    • @bettycooper5029
      @bettycooper5029 Před 3 lety +11

      I can do that except i Don't have any friend.😭

    • @ryanhollstein4164
      @ryanhollstein4164 Před 3 lety +8

      The stuff of nightmares

    • @vossdaboss7566
      @vossdaboss7566 Před 3 lety +5

      @John Conquest shut ur fucking mouth dude. U have no idea about the possibilities of the oceans atmosphere and the dynamic of thassolophobia, u haven’t expierence a centimeter of artificial intelligence that goes through the squids brain let alone stepped in the shoes of the ecosystem to even have a small frame of insight as to what the aerodynamics are of these creatures, stop being fucking ignorant and read about the aerial structure that enforced these wild animals and keep your mouth zipped.

    • @ritam8767
      @ritam8767 Před 3 lety +32

      @@vossdaboss7566 i do agree with you, but stop misusing complicated terms to sound smart

  • @skehleben7699
    @skehleben7699 Před 9 měsíci +138

    Wonder why the squid was attached to the rope? They typically won't be up near the surface in daylight hours so it was quite possibly sick or dying.

    • @Phantom-bh5ru
      @Phantom-bh5ru Před měsícem +32

      Because it’s dying. Probably just grabbing anything it could to stay afloat.

    • @davepumphernickel9568
      @davepumphernickel9568 Před 23 dny +11

      True once your at the bottom of the sea it’s a feeding party for every critter down there, things low energy just hoping it can recharge or to pass comfortably.

  • @NeuralNetworkChannel
    @NeuralNetworkChannel Před 9 měsíci +53

    This situation reminded me of a joke. There was a dispute between a fishing boat and a giant squid in the port. The fishing boat claimed to have caught the giant squid and the giant squid claimed that HE caught the fishing boat

  • @nithinsankarpnithinsankarp3603

    Stay away from that girl . She is more Dangerous than that squid.

    • @JessieP07
      @JessieP07 Před 3 lety +130

      @@yourlieswantsavehim2494 mkay incel this really isn't your moment to shine since she was laughing at her friend getting freaked out by a half dead squid that they went out to drag to shore to help shorten its death so it would suffer for as long. I mean, imagine her laughing when she's aware the situation isn't dangerous in the least. Oh wait you'd have to have a brain first.

    • @faeries240
      @faeries240 Před 3 lety +14

      @@yourlieswantsavehim2494 I don’t understand?

    • @primmsysjs2203
      @primmsysjs2203 Před 3 lety +5

      @AMANDA LEONG Moe no it’s not

    • @ronaldweasley2616
      @ronaldweasley2616 Před 3 lety +8

      @@primmsysjs2203 it was

    • @kushpaladin
      @kushpaladin Před 3 lety +245

      @@primmsysjs2203 yeah it actually is dying. the flesh turns to a pale white when its dying, as you might have noticed if you have eaten squid. and the squid would never come to the surface. they are deep sea creatures, but due to the high levels of ammonium ions it causes their body to float to the surface when it's dying

  • @brainfetzerorigin
    @brainfetzerorigin Před 3 lety +4060

    "Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Cthulhu?"

    • @JamahlAx
      @JamahlAx Před 3 lety +30

      😭😂😭😂😭😂☠️🪦☠️☠️😭😂😭☠️☠️😂😂☠️🪦

    • @iwasawa1000
      @iwasawa1000 Před 3 lety +6

      XD

    • @giovannilobeira9688
      @giovannilobeira9688 Před 3 lety +6

      Brainfetzer you're comment made me laugh 😂☠️😂

    • @KingRooney89
      @KingRooney89 Před 2 lety +57

      “Contrary to popular beliefs we are actually the religion of peace. Demonic leader or not”

    • @nirvanaaa1989
      @nirvanaaa1989 Před 2 lety +3

      Lmao

  • @maxschmerz574
    @maxschmerz574 Před 7 měsíci +1164

    What an insane laughter.... Wondering if she would laugh the same way if the Octopus would be on her Board...

    • @markoursic2685
      @markoursic2685 Před 2 měsíci +37

      no need to wonder, we all know the answer, by the way nice friend or girlfriend of his 🤮

    • @messixavibarca4ever
      @messixavibarca4ever Před 2 měsíci +16

      Agree with you all. And then would be news about how animals attack people or something like that. Who came to who? Sorry people, but we need protect animals at all cost. We all know who is the biggest threat in nature.

    • @dotcom3015
      @dotcom3015 Před 2 měsíci +42

      It’s a scary situation, but also an insane situation. Not everyone will have a perfect reaction in the moment.

    • @niiiiiko
      @niiiiiko Před 2 měsíci +10

      agreed, but also thats not an octopus

    • @jfm14
      @jfm14 Před 2 měsíci +21

      ​@@dotcom3015 Exactly. Everyone reacts differently in situations like that. Inappropriate laughter is very common.

  • @Catfishguy
    @Catfishguy Před 8 měsíci +14

    Man: just minding his own business
    Davy jones: “and I took that personally”

  • @unknown5yearsago799
    @unknown5yearsago799 Před 5 lety +4467

    Damn that dolphin was a savage, u hear it laughing in the background

  • @AronRa
    @AronRa Před 3 lety +15006

    If this had happened before cell phones and GoPros, no one would have believed it.

    • @AbstractTraitorHero
      @AbstractTraitorHero Před 3 lety +68

      Nice to see you! Your videos are great and helped me with explaining a lot of stuff to my father!

    • @soflodoug
      @soflodoug Před 3 lety +35

      AronRa I thought that,too. Everything you can imagine happens. People are weird. Another video seems mentally sick man dumping eels into a lake in prospect park new york. Weirdos everywhere.

    • @Jason-iz6ob
      @Jason-iz6ob Před 3 lety +131

      It did happen back then. And the sailors got called crazy for telling stories about sea monsters and kraken.

    • @silvergg8152
      @silvergg8152 Před 3 lety +27

      holy shit its the man himself

    • @davidsalazar13
      @davidsalazar13 Před 3 lety +8

      Love this guy!

  • @zacharylowe8083
    @zacharylowe8083 Před 7 měsíci +374

    Up until 20 years ago we knew almost nothing about these creatures, and many scientists didn’t believe they were real. Could you imagine if this happened to you 20 years ago and people treating you like you saw a UFO 😂

    • @grim_2000
      @grim_2000 Před 5 měsíci +29

      Nah, man, you gotta go further than 20 years for that.
      At least 50 at this point

    • @zacharylowe8083
      @zacharylowe8083 Před 5 měsíci +38

      @@grim_2000 2007 was the first time we got a still picture photograph. It was a team of Japanese people. There had been dead ones that had washed up on shore, but people treated them as hoaxes. There’s a documentary on the original Japanese crew.

    • @CR-og5ho
      @CR-og5ho Před 4 měsíci +19

      ​@@grim_2000 pretty obvious you werent around 20 years ago from this comment lol.

    • @grim_2000
      @grim_2000 Před 4 měsíci +17

      @@CR-og5ho
      I read about giant squids in the 90s, so you're off.

    • @MichaelWinter-ss6lx
      @MichaelWinter-ss6lx Před 4 měsíci +10

      I read about giant squids in the '90s, yeah, and in the same magazine they wrote about BigFoot.
      🚀🏴‍☠️🎸

  • @jamesd2282
    @jamesd2282 Před 4 měsíci +110

    That's a Humboldt squid, not a giant squid but scary as hell still.

    • @kyzer422
      @kyzer422 Před 2 měsíci +22

      The really scary thing about Humboldts is the sheer numbers they hunt in - sometimes over a thousand.

    • @Gentleman...Driver
      @Gentleman...Driver Před 2 měsíci +10

      @@kyzer422 Despite I am living far away from the ocean, this disturbing information will keep me awake this night. Thank you.

    • @dnbsoldier7259
      @dnbsoldier7259 Před měsícem +13

      Not to mention, they fly through the water like missiles, are extremely intelligent, and have consistently displayed zero fear of humans. Their tentacles are lined with razor sharp teeth...and then there's the beak. Murder Squishies

    • @ligairi
      @ligairi Před měsícem +3

      Humbolt can kill you, easily

    • @snorkle628
      @snorkle628 Před měsícem +4

      @@ligairiany animal that gets that big can kill u easily

  • @dumbleduke4225
    @dumbleduke4225 Před 6 lety +14437

    Just a baby kraken practising for when it’s bigger and can sink ships

    • @phillipsmith3102
      @phillipsmith3102 Před 6 lety +176

      Agreed, if that was my paddle-board and I was wearing solid rubber boots my weapon of choice would be a high voltage stun gun and then i'd go Captain Nemo on it's ass!!

    • @joetyler835
      @joetyler835 Před 6 lety +21

      Phillip Smith you commented this more than once

    • @phillipsmith3102
      @phillipsmith3102 Před 6 lety +101

      Joe Tyler, was I not permitted to comment more than once?? Have I breached any sort of quota or youtube guideline??

    • @A4ANT
      @A4ANT Před 6 lety +24

      Phillip Smith - sounds so nice.. you had to say it twice.

    • @cameronconnell6870
      @cameronconnell6870 Před 6 lety +5

      😂 ur right

  • @jen0s414
    @jen0s414 Před 3 lety +3868

    Friend: *about to get killed by a giant squid*
    Her: *Hilarious*

    • @PersonOfRandomnesss
      @PersonOfRandomnesss Před 3 lety +34

      Is a worm dying on the sidewalk about to kill someone? That's how near death and weak this squid is.

    • @jav8094
      @jav8094 Před 3 lety +31

      P sure laughing is a valid coping mechanism 🙄

    • @tda9440
      @tda9440 Před 3 lety +57

      TKnowledge I mean I don’t think squids are worms but I see your point

    • @piggybackshiggy
      @piggybackshiggy Před 3 lety +24

      Nah, squids don't really fuck with humans. They tend to eat smaller fish. It was more than likely just curious. Smart little squishy things.

    • @hazwanjaidey8314
      @hazwanjaidey8314 Před 3 lety +70

      @@PersonOfRandomnesss with squid that size can easily pull you to the ocean depth.

  • @soegenr.6586
    @soegenr.6586 Před 3 měsíci +338

    Giant squid live at great depths and in the cold and are usually in the process of dying on the warmer water surface. The squid is already missing part of its tentacle and its movements are weak. This could indicate a previous battle that he will probably not survive. There is no reason to panic or to laugh like a maniac

    • @loganatori6117
      @loganatori6117 Před 2 měsíci

      "Wow what a dumb bitch why didn't she have extensive knowledge on some random subject like I do"
      That's what you sound like

    • @JM-zk9ou
      @JM-zk9ou Před 2 měsíci +10

      Yeah, it looks sick. 😢

    • @wentaoguan
      @wentaoguan Před 2 měsíci +66

      From a safe perspective with avalible information at hand on your laptop perhaps.
      The average person in his situation who doesn't dwell too much on marine life will think he is being attacked by a giant, rarely seen squid. He will not have any knowledge about this. The person's reaction to scream was quite justified as his primal fight or flight instinct for his life kicked in.

    • @soegenr.6586
      @soegenr.6586 Před 2 měsíci +10

      @@wentaoguan
      I adapt my behavior to my perception. Slow movements of the squid, a shortened tentacle and attempts to hold on to the board do not appear aggressive, it dies. Nature is not our enemy and staying calm is always good advice

    • @redpug5042
      @redpug5042 Před 2 měsíci +9

      the temperature is the least of its concerns. The pressure difference is so incredible from just a small decrease in depth (think about your ears popping when diving), the effects of hundreds of feet can be deadly if changed too quickly

  • @luckycasper6721
    @luckycasper6721 Před 8 měsíci +4

    Squid:" i think I'll surf a little bit...."😂

  • @americanrebelking8337
    @americanrebelking8337 Před 2 lety +16357

    300 years ago this would be the scariest sea story told in some fishing town.

    • @zac1953
      @zac1953 Před 2 lety +650

      Nothing scariest than a man swallowed by a giant whale kept in darkness and was on the edge of squeezing and death but then thrown in to the open shore and survived.

    • @CaseyAngelicaHardy
      @CaseyAngelicaHardy Před 2 lety +220

      @@zac1953 😭😭😭😂😂 Jonah was wild

    • @zac1953
      @zac1953 Před rokem +88

      @@CaseyAngelicaHardy also named Yūnus

    • @sonocoleichesono2888
      @sonocoleichesono2888 Před rokem +2

      Genius❤

    • @eisenherz9515
      @eisenherz9515 Před rokem +36

      Back when they were larger

  • @LifeWithUs
    @LifeWithUs Před 6 lety +9576

    I totally thought this was click bait. I'm genuinely horrified now

    • @inSpihr
      @inSpihr Před 6 lety +173

      Life With Us I was like, come on man, this has got to be click bait.

    • @supernuper12
      @supernuper12 Před 6 lety +82

      dont be it is really rare that you see one

    • @himynameistaylor
      @himynameistaylor Před 6 lety +68

      Horrified. I’d be so scared

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 Před 6 lety +10

      Life With Us sweet little vids like this are never clickbait

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 Před 6 lety +21

      Life With Us i’m pretty sure he like catched hit or something, since the squid is like on a rope and the guy is holding the rope

  • @dondraper3871
    @dondraper3871 Před měsícem +7

    "Intervention from kind squid trying to warn a man against his annoying girlfriend" would be a more accurate title for this video.

  • @Spaceflightlover2010
    @Spaceflightlover2010 Před 6 měsíci +97

    Considering that thing has a beak that can take a large chunk of flesh out of you effortlessly, I would say he handled that very well.

    • @MustardSkaven
      @MustardSkaven Před 5 měsíci +11

      Yeah I don't get why the woman was laughing. She wouldn't be laughing if it was holding on to HER board.

    • @argop4518
      @argop4518 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@MustardSkaventhat woman might have watched too much tentacle porn

    • @aatroxie
      @aatroxie Před 3 měsíci

      @@MustardSkaven because the squid is dying you moron. everyone, if they are smart enough, knows that giant squids live at the deep dark depths of the ocean and only surface when they are dying/ill or injured. it's clutching onto the board because it is dying and giant squids are apparently know to do such things. the squid was too weak to do anything to the guy or the girl, regardless. you can laugh when you know your safe lmfao

    • @alyssahansen1400
      @alyssahansen1400 Před 3 měsíci +16

      The squid has turned pale and is going up to the surface- I think it is dying. Probably is weak because of it- not in peak health at all. This is similar behavior I've seen in other videos of squid who died sadly. Because of this reason I don't think the humans were really in any danger (generally squid aren't aggressive to humans anyway).

    • @Archimedes.5000
      @Archimedes.5000 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Ah yeah because giant squids are well known to attack people on the surface
      Lol, lmao even

  • @dwightclark7627
    @dwightclark7627 Před 3 lety +2655

    Guy: "OMG! It's got me! I can't get loose! Help! Help! *gurgle*"
    Girl:" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HYYYYHHHHHHHH! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

    • @prasanthpr6343
      @prasanthpr6343 Před 3 lety +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alxandromeda4182
      @alxandromeda4182 Před 3 lety +20

      That was what she waiting for, she wants the dude die lmao

    • @bishal5921
      @bishal5921 Před 3 lety +33

      Boy from heaven: But I died for your CZcams content.
      Girl : awww, I love you but as a 👻

    • @huh864
      @huh864 Před 3 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dontmindme4169
      @dontmindme4169 Před 3 lety +2

      Sounds like the first person to die in a movie

  • @rednome6596
    @rednome6596 Před 3 lety +8411

    The new pirates of the Caribbean movie is looking great

    • @r.3030
      @r.3030 Před 3 lety +41

      Yeah already watched the whole movie 1000000×××××××♾️ times

    • @SupremeSandals
      @SupremeSandals Před 3 lety +33

      Despite being on budget

    • @jovelmalinao4069
      @jovelmalinao4069 Před 3 lety +29

      Low budget 😅

    • @goodpol5022
      @goodpol5022 Před 3 lety +13

      I don’t want to be that guy but Caribbean is spelled with one R.

    • @randomgirl8684
      @randomgirl8684 Před 3 lety +5

      That killed me 🤣

  • @SquirrelGamez
    @SquirrelGamez Před 8 měsíci +3

    Squid: "Hey! Hey, sir! Hey, can I borrow this, please?"

  • @SailfishSoundSystem
    @SailfishSoundSystem Před 10 měsíci +41

    Her laugh sounds like it's from Evil Dead.

  • @JABRIEL251
    @JABRIEL251 Před 2 lety +2160

    Squid: We've been trying to reach about your car's extended warranty.

  • @fitlawnguy
    @fitlawnguy Před 6 lety +14998

    Can't believe it wasn't clickbait

  • @moviesynopsis001
    @moviesynopsis001 Před 2 měsíci +8

    When squid come to the surface like this it means they are about to die, it was no harm to this person and was most likely its last few hours alive.

    • @DrawinskyMoon
      @DrawinskyMoon Před 2 měsíci

      All the more reason to float back to the surface and have a bbq

  • @filosofotacio8950
    @filosofotacio8950 Před 19 dny +4

    I'm so old that I remember it was such a big deal that a live giant squid has never been filmed or captured in images, just always washing up dead somewhere.

  • @Dadc0rd
    @Dadc0rd Před 2 lety +9762

    Him: *Enjoying peacefully*
    Squid: *"I've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty"*

  • @addieeeson
    @addieeeson Před 5 lety +2383

    Girl: *husahheudhshahaaskskree*
    _Squid proceeds to grab onto man and drag him down_
    Girl: *husahheudhshahaaskskree*

    • @ALBATROSS00
      @ALBATROSS00 Před 5 lety +74

      this is female

    • @iplaydrunk247
      @iplaydrunk247 Před 5 lety +66

      I was wondering how to type her laugh, you sir, are a LEGEND!

    • @addieeeson
      @addieeeson Před 5 lety +41

      iplaydrunk247
      Lol, just smash your face on the keyboard and you basically got her laugh in one

    • @stupor_mundi
      @stupor_mundi Před 5 lety +5

      Anonymous Another day, another gay.

    • @Martin666
      @Martin666 Před 5 lety +27

      @Bekah shut the fuck up bitch

  • @gundamdetractor337
    @gundamdetractor337 Před 6 měsíci +9

    moral of the story: always have a harpoon mounted on your surfboard.

    • @Gentleman...Driver
      @Gentleman...Driver Před 2 měsíci +2

      Dont swim/surf with shrill laughing girls that dont understand serious situations.

  • @mjspirit2631
    @mjspirit2631 Před 6 měsíci +111

    Her giggling screech is like ear cringing fingernails on a chalkboard 🙉
    Felt badly for the giant squid

    • @Red_Boar
      @Red_Boar Před 2 měsíci

      I felt it

    • @dinarusso3320
      @dinarusso3320 Před 17 dny

      😂😂 Exactly what I said! So irritating and inappropriate to laugh

  • @gisellefernandez8104
    @gisellefernandez8104 Před 2 lety +5515

    Imagine having to hear her laugh before getting dragged to the bottom of the ocean & dying

    • @user-ib3yf4xm8r
      @user-ib3yf4xm8r Před 2 lety +57

      guy wraps rope around squid, what do you expect

    • @iandavidvillaloboswong5180
      @iandavidvillaloboswong5180 Před 2 lety +78

      Im sure most people on the internet dont experience human contact but this comment section is just on another level. You guys never heard of nervous laughter?

    • @osmomosis9216
      @osmomosis9216 Před 2 lety +268

      @@iandavidvillaloboswong5180 That does NOT sound like a nervous laughter at all.

    • @Shadab9617
      @Shadab9617 Před 2 lety +35

      Those girls don't know how to react for that situation. That was dangerous attack

    • @jonjones3958
      @jonjones3958 Před 2 lety +36

      That laugh was grating

  • @daltongoh9062
    @daltongoh9062 Před 4 lety +2716

    *Tentacle grabs guy and drags him down to the ocean deep all while biting him and tearing his flesh into pieces
    Girlfriend: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH*

    • @AtollEntertainment
      @AtollEntertainment Před 4 lety +67

      Tentacle grabs guy and drags him down deep into the ocean, but suddenly stops when a giant great white eats the squid
      And then eats the guy
      Girlfriend: Hahaha, now that is FUNNY.

    • @Florence-qp1vb
      @Florence-qp1vb Před 4 lety +21

      Hahahahahahaahah omg hahahahahaahhahaha hes drowning hahahahahaha ahahahaahah

    • @ritesha8050
      @ritesha8050 Před 4 lety +6

      These squids actually do pull people under water when they r in groups

    • @randomchannel7851
      @randomchannel7851 Před 4 lety +15

      Girl: *hyena noises*

    • @captainp.2721
      @captainp.2721 Před 4 lety +2

      Girlfriend? Nah. Hyena more like.

  • @namtrng8479
    @namtrng8479 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Squid: "Help! I'm drowning."

  • @kurtisblow2956
    @kurtisblow2956 Před 2 měsíci +4

    The squids like I'll save you from that laugh buddy

  • @PrinceRevolver
    @PrinceRevolver Před 3 lety +970

    Squid: Bro, just come to the bottom of the ocean with me. I have so much to show ya.

    • @smrk
      @smrk Před 3 lety +24

      I can show you the world...underworld

    • @uwu-kg5ic
      @uwu-kg5ic Před 3 lety +10

      wHo LiVes in a PiNeApPle uNder The sEa?

    • @jordansmith3597
      @jordansmith3597 Před 3 lety +5

      That squid is real life version of ol’ Greg

    • @CantStopFashion
      @CantStopFashion Před 3 lety +2

      @@jordansmith3597 I'm ol' Greg, pleased to meet you. Ever drink baileys from a shoe? 😂😂🤣🍻

    • @godspeed6096
      @godspeed6096 Před 3 lety +3

      Can you listen to me playing my clarinet bro?

  • @revenant777x8
    @revenant777x8 Před 2 lety +9266

    I bet she wouldn't be laughing if the squid was on her board.

  • @canadiansoviet
    @canadiansoviet Před 4 měsíci +4

    Alternate title: _Cackling of the Sea Witch_

  • @jaystepp150
    @jaystepp150 Před 9 měsíci +4

    That must be how Captain Jack Sparrow
    Felt when he was devoured by his kraken

  • @joesubel
    @joesubel Před 6 lety +9903

    My soul would've left my body

  • @beaum8592
    @beaum8592 Před 5 lety +4626

    Potentialy very dangerous encounter with giant squid.
    Girlfriend: cant stop laughing

    • @bradtolch
      @bradtolch Před 4 lety +182

      Giant squid also have hooks in their suckers. This man is lucky it didnt get a grab on him

    • @t1len666
      @t1len666 Před 4 lety +53

      @Jay Vigilant tf you mean playing with it he legit jumps off when the tentacles come close to him cuz he's scared

    • @Henrik.Yngvesson
      @Henrik.Yngvesson Před 4 lety +84

      @Jay Vigilant Don't let your tentacle hentai fantasies fool you, they have a large parrot like beak hidden in there.

    • @nerfninja661
      @nerfninja661 Před 4 lety +15

      Cant they pull u under?

    • @Voldycssm19
      @Voldycssm19 Před 4 lety +34

      That squid was either exhausted or near dead, it couldn't have been very dangerous

  • @BlackSkull1984
    @BlackSkull1984 Před 8 měsíci

    'Leave it Sea Boarder, your board was now sent to Davy Surfer's Locker"

  • @acourdide5093
    @acourdide5093 Před 4 měsíci +35

    It looks like he was coming to ask for help or a last moment of compassion before dying... We can't imagine how intelligent these creatures are, just like octopuses.

    • @That-Dude
      @That-Dude Před 3 měsíci +3

      They are very different from octopi, jumbo squid are very aggressive. The marine biologist that first tried to film their activity fell in the water with them, and they attacked him.

    • @dfeator6661
      @dfeator6661 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@That-Dude source? this sounds cool

    • @That-Dude
      @That-Dude Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@dfeator6661 I got some wires crossed, this guy made a documentary and did get attacked but he wasn't killed. An author wrote a fictional tale based on his experience where the character is ripped apart. It's still interesting and horrifying. These were also jumbo squid not giant squid.

    • @That-Dude
      @That-Dude Před 3 měsíci

      @@dfeator6661 His name is Alex Kerstitch

    • @anitadobrater3356
      @anitadobrater3356 Před 10 dny

      😥

  • @ineedabetterusername7424
    @ineedabetterusername7424 Před 3 lety +8951

    The squid isn't attacking him -- it's dying, and trying to keep itself afloat. It's just trying to hold on to the board. You can't see it very well in the rest of the video, but its mantle appears quite pale near the beginning, which is possibly a sign of shock. It also looks like the skin might be shredded a little, which would fit with injury; cephalopods' flesh turns white at points of injury, and during blood loss.
    It's not uncommon for dying giant squid to float up to the surface just before death. Most of the specimens fishermen and scientists find are way above their normal depth -- especially during daytime.
    Plus, this type of squid-- which must be a young giant squid,, or a ridiculously massive Humboldt-- either way, both are normally known for being aggressive and explosive in their movements -- but this one looks like it can barely move.
    No wonder it's trying to latch onto the board.

    • @sibe5730
      @sibe5730 Před 3 lety +528

      Yea agree it is not acting correctly

    • @leon987664321
      @leon987664321 Před 3 lety +340

      And the guy has a rope around him

    • @cautarepvp2079
      @cautarepvp2079 Před 3 lety +160

      i see some comments above with dumb people saying that this js moee dangerous than a shark? Cmon..
      a shark will eat you so fkcing bad

    • @diemilch555
      @diemilch555 Před 3 lety +697

      @@cautarepvp2079 A squid will eat you so fucking bad as well

    • @dimplepascua3921
      @dimplepascua3921 Před 3 lety +463

      I was thinking the same. Giant squids are supposed to be in deep waters.

  • @citizenearth71
    @citizenearth71 Před rokem +18850

    He held his cool when faced with a kraken and a cackling hyena at the same time. Impressive.

    • @TheSwiftblad3
      @TheSwiftblad3 Před rokem +328

      lmaooo

    • @TheSwiftblad3
      @TheSwiftblad3 Před rokem +247

      @@msannthrope1863 so you are telling us that this is normal behaviour for a woman or why do you call him a mysogynist?

    • @msannthrope1863
      @msannthrope1863 Před rokem +2

      @@TheSwiftblad3 another misogynist. Shocking to find two on here when they’re so rare.

    • @citizenearth71
      @citizenearth71 Před rokem +103

      @@msannthrope1863 As a female myself, I have no idea. Lol!

    • @msannthrope1863
      @msannthrope1863 Před rokem +19

      @@citizenearth71 Oh. Hang on. I thought for sure that was a dude who wrote that. Well, I’m guessing you were on Team Depp. Amirite?

  • @pacificoslim
    @pacificoslim Před 9 měsíci +1

    This is why I don't go into the ocean. I know the minute I dip my feet in the water Davey Jones is going to summon a kraken to drag my ass down.

  • @MysteriMustacheToast
    @MysteriMustacheToast Před měsícem +10

    To be honest, her laugh is more horrifying than the squid

  • @alaksandra1979
    @alaksandra1979 Před 2 lety +2923

    Squid: Ex-excuse me sir! Do you -hey hold still! Do you have time to hear about our dark lord and savior Cthulu? 🐙

  • @freekvonk8586
    @freekvonk8586 Před 6 lety +6045

    "Excuse me, Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Cthulu?"

  • @cantdriveslo
    @cantdriveslo Před 9 měsíci

    You can tell that was a nervous laughter

  • @MayankRai-cf3hc
    @MayankRai-cf3hc Před měsícem +3

    The most evil laughter i ever heard.

  • @velveetaslingshot
    @velveetaslingshot Před 6 lety +1465

    Squid: "Dude...*heavy breathing*....seriously. ....lemme chill fer a sec........ughhh.....ive been swimming all day......"

    • @ss4i833
      @ss4i833 Před 6 lety +1

      LMAOOOO

    • @englandprince92
      @englandprince92 Před 6 lety

      Looool

    • @majesty3978
      @majesty3978 Před 6 lety +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Blyndir
      @Blyndir Před 6 lety +33

      velveetaslingshot "Sure thing, buddy, no problem." *Starts googling "price of squid meat per pound"*

    • @buttercup141312
      @buttercup141312 Před 6 lety +13

      It literally just has to stop swimming and let the water take it if it wanted to rest lmao. It was probably just curious what the he’ll the board was.

  • @obsidiannutsack551
    @obsidiannutsack551 Před 2 lety +726

    "So, why are you afraid of deep waters?"
    Me:

    • @JNL37Dyxce5
      @JNL37Dyxce5 Před 2 lety

      I have animals and birds look😁🐘

    • @Asphyxia72gaming
      @Asphyxia72gaming Před 2 lety

      @@JNL37Dyxce5 I get your point

    • @observingeye9579
      @observingeye9579 Před 2 lety +7

      @@JNL37Dyxce5 ...why did you make 'animals' and 'birds' two different things? You do realize birds ARE animals right ;-;

    • @shumono3254
      @shumono3254 Před 2 lety +6

      @@observingeye9579 nah man.birds are made by the government, have you forgotten that?

  • @jacktherripper
    @jacktherripper Před 9 měsíci +1

    "Your time is up. It comes now, drawn with ravenous hunger to the man what bears the black spot"

  • @sleepysoundwaves6978
    @sleepysoundwaves6978 Před 11 měsíci

    Getting taken by a "kraken" would be a gift compared to enduring that cackling laugh.

  • @JmMoloto
    @JmMoloto Před 6 lety +946

    that's how all horror movies start

    • @karichiewilson
      @karichiewilson Před 6 lety +63

      JN-MCHL KSSY # YEP! And the laughing girl will obviously be the first person to die.

    • @topazfire974
      @topazfire974 Před 6 lety +28

      JN-MCHL KSSY # Yeah and with all the laughter is well till laughter turns into shrieking bloodcurdling screams

    • @bethmontiel
      @bethmontiel Před 6 lety +22

      That's how all hentai animes start**

    • @trevorfuson715
      @trevorfuson715 Před 6 lety +5

      JN-MCHL KSSY # That's how weird porn movies start too....

    • @AH-xf5jk
      @AH-xf5jk Před 6 lety +2

      Lol that's soooo tru

  • @Icouldnotthinkofanything
    @Icouldnotthinkofanything Před rokem +5269

    Dude was way calmer than I would’ve been

    • @rambobrazy8411
      @rambobrazy8411 Před rokem +84

      I probably would of dove in the water trying to get away off panic

    • @waylonpark2340
      @waylonpark2340 Před rokem +89

      @@rambobrazy8411 Bruh That's Even More Scary

    • @dontshiptaeandjkoriwillsen6296
      @dontshiptaeandjkoriwillsen6296 Před rokem +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @burner8504
      @burner8504 Před rokem +20

      @@rambobrazy8411
      1) would HAVE you dunce.
      2) safer on the board than in the sea

    • @stellarjuju8788
      @stellarjuju8788 Před rokem +25

      He's probably calm because he knows that he's about to drag the octopus into shore and behead it which is actually what happened after this video

  • @0YourGuardian
    @0YourGuardian Před 10 měsíci

    That laugh is straight out of the Evil Dead.

  • @Noasd2537
    @Noasd2537 Před měsícem +1

    Bro is having the mini kraken problem 💀

  • @mydailyreward2090
    @mydailyreward2090 Před 5 lety +1792

    Me: watches a dolphin documentary
    CZcams Recommended: *So YoU LiKe OcEaN CrEaTuReS?*

  • @SweetUniverse
    @SweetUniverse Před 3 lety +476

    Squid, "I've been trying to get a hold of you about your car's extended warranty ... and now ... I have you."

    • @jonthegod00
      @jonthegod00 Před 3 lety +6

      😂😂😂

    • @keithcollard2217
      @keithcollard2217 Před 3 lety +16

      Dang I hate that spam caller, it's the only person that calls me, and it's not even a person and I don't even have a car.

    • @jjjlove2260
      @jjjlove2260 Před 3 lety

      I get that scammer voicemail every single day. Getting this new number was the worst decision I made last year.

  • @GlassDolphin465
    @GlassDolphin465 Před 9 měsíci

    That laugh though

  • @lovewillwinnn
    @lovewillwinnn Před 11 měsíci +1

    Your octopus Teacher....asking for help / friendship

  • @misterspiderthemagnificent9268

    Squid: "Excuse me sir, but could I have a moment of your time to tell you about our Lord and saviour his greatness Lord CTHULHU?"

  • @siberwolf33
    @siberwolf33 Před 5 lety +4425

    That was really scary. I'd be freaking out if I was paddle boarding and someone started laughing like that. Also there was a squid.

    • @ERDESH01
      @ERDESH01 Před 5 lety +87

      🤣 that laugh was icky!

    • @lisacollins5868
      @lisacollins5868 Před 5 lety +5

      😁😁😁😁😁😋😉

    • @eemsyy94
      @eemsyy94 Před 5 lety +13

      siberwolf33 id try to pet the squid

    • @ayshrd7013
      @ayshrd7013 Před 5 lety +41

      Your comment plus hearing the laugh killed me lol

    • @sumboredazn
      @sumboredazn Před 5 lety +38

      she had that crazy bitch laugh too

  • @jessicaah-see9647
    @jessicaah-see9647 Před 9 měsíci

    That squid is like this board is mine now hand it over 😂😂😂😂

  • @rohypnol1613
    @rohypnol1613 Před 9 měsíci

    which species?

  • @RocketeerAndRoll
    @RocketeerAndRoll Před 3 lety +446

    When he gets home:
    "Son, where's your board?"
    "A giant squid took it."
    "Yeah, right."

    • @JarelJay
      @JarelJay Před 3 lety +6

      *plays footage*
      *NANI?!*

    • @RocketeerAndRoll
      @RocketeerAndRoll Před 3 lety

      @Squid but why did you do it??

    • @johnblackbasel393
      @johnblackbasel393 Před 3 lety

      (plot twist) His dad is a biker: Ok son, jump on my bike, let's get it back.

    • @inseditsChannel
      @inseditsChannel Před 2 lety

      @Some Squid with a computer "i was bored" Yet the squid actually goes to the surface because he's dying.. Damn i really hates cringe CZcams comment roleplay.

  • @0shakti0
    @0shakti0 Před 6 lety +5814

    Release the kraken

  • @televitanuki
    @televitanuki Před 8 měsíci

    man how i hate those ''friends'' laugh their asses off while you actually are in real panic and in possible danger

  • @davidszakacs6888
    @davidszakacs6888 Před 2 měsíci

    The sea was angry that day my friend. Like an old man sending back soup in a diner.

  • @llTllOllBllYll
    @llTllOllBllYll Před 6 lety +1479

    That squid has a strange laugh

  • @HalloWitch93
    @HalloWitch93 Před 4 měsíci +23

    The squid seems so curious and inquisitive about this new discovery! It's honestly kind of adorable.

    • @manuelforria4084
      @manuelforria4084 Před 3 měsíci +9

      I'm sorry to have to tell you this but they usually act like this when they're dying😢

  • @badassteak
    @badassteak Před 8 měsíci

    My anxiety thanks to my thalassophobia: 📈📈📈

  • @TowerDoge
    @TowerDoge Před rokem +1752

    I love how he jumped into the water and then was like "WHAT AM I DOING?!"

    • @MeMe-fg5sr
      @MeMe-fg5sr Před 8 měsíci +44

      He didn't jump. He lost his balance. Clearly you have never been paddle boarding.

    • @Fekron
      @Fekron Před 8 měsíci +14

      In my country we call someone like you a real Spassbremse

    • @captasticts8419
      @captasticts8419 Před 6 měsíci +37

      ​@@MeMe-fg5sr chill with the attitude

    • @SahilP2648
      @SahilP2648 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@MeMe-fg5sr I have seen people lose balance, this was not it idiot

    • @lloydchristmas3637
      @lloydchristmas3637 Před 5 měsíci

      @@captasticts8419 what attitude? why getting bother by simple correction? you're all as fragile as you are clueless.

  • @teufelhunden8308
    @teufelhunden8308 Před 3 lety +2339

    I’ve never met this woman and I want a divorce.

  • @PopePack
    @PopePack Před 8 měsíci

    she laughin till that squid grab him and start pulling him down

  • @theerrantknightinthemist
    @theerrantknightinthemist Před 8 měsíci

    A squid who attacks a man on his board, will attack a whole boat like a kraken

  • @seaslugs
    @seaslugs Před 6 lety +1279

    Squid was obviously paid actor

  • @lysolpanther1
    @lysolpanther1 Před 3 lety +5756

    I’m loving the giggles as a monster is about to eat her friend. Beautiful.

    • @r.shelton7793
      @r.shelton7793 Před 3 lety +160

      Exactly!! It's a big ass squid grabbing his paddle board..I don't see the humor🤦‍♂️...And where is his life jacket? 🤷‍♂️

    • @VexFS
      @VexFS Před 3 lety +217

      Don't think they realise how bad that is. If it wanted to, that man would be dead

    • @josephrae918
      @josephrae918 Před 3 lety +140

      Some people laugh hysterically when scared. I think she's just trying not to panic. That isn't something any human would be used too, most people would freak out, which would be an even worse idea.

    • @josephrae918
      @josephrae918 Před 3 lety +48

      I'd be laughing in order to stop myself crying in fear for my friend. I'd say one of those the reactions is the more preferable one.

    • @lel2765
      @lel2765 Před 3 lety +15

      @@VexFS its not bad at all lol, squids that big are passive af, he had a good reaction not to panic,

  • @wayyveetsunami5307
    @wayyveetsunami5307 Před 10 měsíci

    Squid is like why do you have me tied up !!! Please let me gooooo!!!

  • @theliam3786
    @theliam3786 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Rare footage of a young kraken practicing

  • @troydurham1659
    @troydurham1659 Před 3 lety +1252

    “Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Cthulu?”

  • @rdaystrom4540
    @rdaystrom4540 Před 3 lety +2518

    He was extraordinarily calm.

    • @orbiral6124
      @orbiral6124 Před 3 lety +122

      Forreal. If that squid had a tentacle around the dudes leg when he jumped into he water, that squid would've descended to the depths with him

    • @DunkeyKung
      @DunkeyKung Před 3 lety +66

      @@orbiral6124 not really the squid only comes that close to the surface when it's dying

    • @excus
      @excus Před 3 lety +5

      that was what kept him alive

    • @kodours1835
      @kodours1835 Před 2 lety +22

      @@orbiral6124 the squid was already in it's last few mins/hours

    • @MrM-_
      @MrM-_ Před 2 lety +7

      @@DunkeyKung wait really?

  • @7eeehehe
    @7eeehehe Před 9 měsíci

    Evolving arms? lmao, when will we evolve bullet proof skin? Lol

  • @Dumb_Oni_-_-
    @Dumb_Oni_-_- Před 6 měsíci

    bro saw the horrors of the deep blue sea grabbing at his leg and was just like "just another tuesday"

  • @philyoutuber7270
    @philyoutuber7270 Před 2 lety +4884

    Imagine getting attacked by an apex predator in an environment where it has a huge advantage against you and you hear some chick just laughing like she’s seeing the funniest thing ever…

    • @atte9702
      @atte9702 Před 2 lety +322

      Yea its a scary situation but the girl didn't know it was dangerous and at the end of the day it was barely alive anymore so I doubt it would have had the strength to kill him anyways

    • @renaldsunset
      @renaldsunset Před 2 lety +140

      I swear these womvn will do the dumbest things. You can clearly hear in her voice that she’s aware of the danger but she’s trying to play it off

    • @charliethenecromancer4422
      @charliethenecromancer4422 Před 2 lety +73

      Good thing the Squid was in a dying phase and too weak to really do anything substantial

    • @mimilune2746
      @mimilune2746 Před 2 lety +46

      Yall see a woman do anything and shit yall pant over it

    • @skip031890
      @skip031890 Před 2 lety +14

      @@mimilune2746 Because most of them act stupid.

  • @LilyIan
    @LilyIan Před 6 lety +3348

    My actual worst nightmare whenever I swim anywhere. (Including lakes and pools 😂)

    • @G4LCTC
      @G4LCTC Před 6 lety +73

      Giant squid in pools have been on the rise recently, just sayin'...

    • @chanel_pearls3993
      @chanel_pearls3993 Před 6 lety +6

      Lily & Ian Eh, I have a fear of whales XD

    • @crayolamaster3012
      @crayolamaster3012 Před 6 lety +11

      I feel ya...paddle boarders scare me too :3

    • @krouk_wt
      @krouk_wt Před 6 lety

      Saaammmmeee

    • @tabryis
      @tabryis Před 6 lety +2

      Privileged cowards

  • @APOLLO-ur9be
    @APOLLO-ur9be Před 8 měsíci

    “I’m the kraken rawrrrrr”

  • @QAZ-OMEN
    @QAZ-OMEN Před 3 měsíci

    Just a baby Kraken looking for some breakfast

  • @russtheprodigy4624
    @russtheprodigy4624 Před 3 lety +6920

    She laughing not knowing that squid could’ve took him for a ride to the bottom of the ocean in SECONDS

    • @donxponce7729
      @donxponce7729 Před 3 lety +163

      Karthik Devamanohar Which makes it even more dangerous

    • @farmsim_usa9235
      @farmsim_usa9235 Před 3 lety +170

      It would be extremely difficult even for a giant squid to drag a guy and a buoyant paddleboard

    • @raulpacheco7488
      @raulpacheco7488 Před 3 lety +697

      @@farmsim_usa9235 You don't know how strong they are. A squid that size could dislocate a shoulder with no problem at all. It could grab a limb, and off the deeps you go. The girl doesn't realize how precarious the situation is

    • @snufkin5496
      @snufkin5496 Před 2 lety +91

      @@farmsim_usa9235 I wouldn't base (deep sea) animal strength on human strength..

    • @snufkin5496
      @snufkin5496 Před 2 lety +70

      @@raulpacheco7488 Duude, yes. Could have been bad. It wouldn't have any problem taking that paddle board with it

  • @nyarlathotep9622
    @nyarlathotep9622 Před 3 lety +714

    Squid: holds surf board
    Man: clearly nervous
    Woman: *proceeds to laugh in sheep mode*

    • @romerobert2981
      @romerobert2981 Před 3 lety +25

      Man he could've died, Giant squid fight sperm whales so just imagine what would've happened if it grabbed him

    • @nyarlathotep9622
      @nyarlathotep9622 Před 3 lety +10

      @@romerobert2981 Indeed. It could have ended really bad for that guy if squid had decided to grab him and submerge into the water. No person could do anything under that situation.
      Probly they laughed out of nervousness.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 Před 3 lety +4

      Rome Robert they knew it was dying. The guy got close enough to it to tie it up. They brought it to shore to give it a mercy killing afterwards.

    • @nyarlathotep9622
      @nyarlathotep9622 Před 3 lety +1

      @@terra_the_nightingale135 what? How do u know that?

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 Před 3 lety +23

      Мексика there’s a full video of this. Simply search up surfers and giant squid and you’ll find it. They go to the squid and bring it up to shore to give it a mercy killing as it’s obviously dying. People think a shark or a sperm whale might’ve gotten to it. Either way, they were in no danger. Not from the squid at least. It could barely move. Really in this moment, it’s just shock and amazement at a moment like the squid holding onto the board. So it may be funny/cute or just simply absurd to them, hence the laughing. I myself laugh in situations that are mind blowing to me. Seeing such a large squid like that would be one of them.

  • @DerrickHarvey-bc7ii
    @DerrickHarvey-bc7ii Před 9 měsíci

    We never gonna stop learning the hard way.

  • @animation.remix.studios.2024

    The collossal swuid tried to sink the boat like the kraken

  • @sewiiiuuu9836
    @sewiiiuuu9836 Před 5 lety +591

    Plot twist: the squid was a paid actor