the rise and fall of my toy factory/coal mine (Dwarf Fortress)
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- čas přidán 22. 12. 2022
- I've heard that the best way to celebrate Dwarfmas is to hide in the tavern of a destroyed fortress and await your inevitable doom.
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/ hoodiehair - Hry
I had to rush a little to get this out between exams and going home for Christmas but I did it! Merry Christmas everyone!
good luck on your exams and have a lovely Christmas! Thanks for the awesome content
Merry Christmas! Love your work sister!
merry christmas hoodie!! so happy to see your channel growing. enjoy your holiday, family, and new year!
Merry Christmas my dude, and great video, thanks for sharing.
Have a good Christmas. hopefully you can relax somewhat now exams are over
I snort laughed when I realized that dwarven children would actually be ecstatic about receiving coal in their little stockings lol.
The naughty ones get toys.
@@alan6214 it's the equivalent of telling them "you're not good enough to work the forges, go play or something and let the real dwarves work"
now go haul some magnetite and die of thirst
@@Shade400 - they look up to their parents so I find it extremely wholesome
I guess we’re all one necromancer-coal-minecart-dwarf-crippling away from total ruin. Happy holidays everybody.
hoodie hair + factory + christmas means probably multiple broken labour laws
Just discovered Dwarf Fortress and shortly after your channel. These little tales and the way you tell them are massively entertaining. My first fort was destroyed when I thought it a good idea to put a corpse stockpile next to the food. I'll let you fill in the rest.
Must’ve been Fun!
@@josebocanegra8720 M I A S M A
My last one was ruined when an ancient evil black turtle emerged from the Caves and proceeded to asphyxiate my fort as he killed all my soldiers by spitting multiple fireballs per shot. A breve speardwarf proceeded to maim the Beast, but it was already too late, as the amount of fumes and fire killed my FPS.
@@Dianbleroh no that sounds like my lost fortress. I took too long making fantastic bedroom for 84 dwarfs with All walls and floors engraved. The tavern was frequently visited by ports, bards and swordsman. Just as I started to build baracks, a blind giant pink shelled titan turtle killed All my dwarfes with his spider webs. As only one dwarf Was left behind and run paniking around the fortress, a famous dancer group visited my fortress, just to be stomped by this beast... Losing is FUN
Your channel is going to blow up if you keep producing such great content. Congrats.
Fingers Crossed! 🤞🤞
It's stuff like this that keeps me interested in df.... Not building a huge empire... Just doing your own random thing. Make toys and coal. That's what we do.... Amazing lol. That took a very unexpected but delightful turn haha
I'm so glad I found your channel. The stories that people tell from Dwarf Fortress are so grotesquely specific, you can't make this shit up.
I'm only getting into this game now that it's on Steam. I'm slowly learning it with enemies disabled to see how to plan building and mining to achieve any sense of efficiency and it's quite difficult to figure out but so incredibly FUN. This game completely destroyed my concept of "deep systems" in video games. It's truly, without exaggeration, absolutely insane.
Merry Xmas! I hope you enjoy a stress free, post-exam holiday
Keep up the great videos!! Also, that you rely on brooks for your dwarf's drink makes you a monster....monster....
You do a great job narrating these!
So, fun! Thanks for doing a holiday episode!
Libad nazush, libad rërith. Libad Armok.
I am Ozymandias, first poster of first posters. Look upon me, ye mighty, and despair.
Love your videos, theyve made me get into DF big time again. Plus theyre wicked funny too, keep doin whatcha do girll
I love your little tales so much. Have a great new year!
Merry Christmas. I love hearing your stories :)
these videos immediately put a smile on my face. thanks for this and merry christmas hoodie 😊
you're absolutely my favorite dwarf fortress content creator, I love how you tell stories. keep it up plz!! : ) happy holidays
I love these short vids so much. Merry Christmas!
Thanks for working hard and putting out ANOTHER video, right before Christmas
Tbh I am actually astonished that a dwarf was squished throo a fortifacation 😦 literally the look i had 😂
Man I just freaking love your voice, your stories and your demeanor. You're very very good, thank you for your videos!
I ended up buying the game because of your videos and I can't stop playing now. Merry Xmas & GL with the exams!
This was great. Merry Christmas!
Thank you for this awesome xmas gift ❤️. Have a wonderful holiday!
Hi, hoodie hair! Really love your voice and these short stories. Doin' a great job!
I love your story driven videos 10/10
Merry Christmas Hoodie Hair
Amazing video, merry christmas, hope you have a good time
Merry Dwarfmass hoddie hair. Have fun.
merry xmas to you also hoodie!
Merry Christmas to you ! Great vid
I love your content, as a new player your videos pushed me to actually buy and start playing! thanks keep em coming!!
ever thought of streaming or doing longer cuts , people love that stuff!!
I'd love to stream but my internet is too slow and long videos would be cool but my computer is old and kinda slow so editing is a pain!
Merry Christmas, friend
I love this channel :) merry xmas!
Merry Christmas 🎄
I'm curious if flooding the world with toys would result in creatures having a more positive childhood and therefore might lead to a more peaceful world overall.
Hope the exams went well, happy holidays!
i havent seen any caravans arriving with a wagon since buying the steam version, tbh i had figured they had been done away with
Great video man! It's rare to find a person who actually EDITS their videos and not just the raw vod. I'm not about to watch a 4 hour dwarf fortress video.
merry Christmas
headpats for hoodie hair
This video is hilarious! I’m really enjoying your content
I really enjoy theses kinds of videos, more more more :D
I died laughing at the swallowpeople dunking dwarves down the well, what even is this game
ELves: Engineering and Logistics dwarves. It's a vocation designation.
Merry Uristmas!
Merry Cristmas :)) laughed at this, this game is so vast in oportunities of stories...got it from Steam to. Had a berserking woodcutter, because he had too LESS violencen ariund him. He killed his fellow worker, shocked a few wifes n kids and then died through a war dog. ^^ :D Greets from Germany
This was a great tale told to us mortals, thank you!
this is inspiring, makes me want to build a toy fortress of my own!
Thank you hoodie, couldnt make a better christmas carol myself
merry dwarfmas hoodie hair rock and stone
Wish I could get my stockpiles to actually collect toys. Try as I might, the dwarves don't ever seem to want to move any toys into any of the stockpiles I have set up. Of course they aren't moving "trash" to the trash stockpiles either. I'm sure I'm screwing up the stockpile settings somehow, but I can't see what it is. With 100+ dwarves, the only thing they seem to want to move to the stockpiles is rotten food and bug carcasses.
Now that there is some holiday cheer!
I wait for this ❤
Truly a tale on par with homers woo
What i took from this video: you can waffle stomp dwarves through fortifications.
This was hilarious. I just picked up DF, enjoying the heck out of it.
Brilliant work man, keep up the content! Your voice + the background music and storytelling are brilliant! Keep up the good work!
this was so cute i loved this idea
nice vid!
delightful...
I wish I had one of those micro picks
yay new video! :)
Thank you!
I'd never thought about it before but of course coal would be a good thing if you're a Dwarven child. If your mum got you a mini-forge for Christmas and you didn't get coal too it would be like getting a sweet RC car without AA batteries.
hope your exam went well!
Very creative. I wanna copy it lol.
Hope the exam went well!
Commenting for the algorithm!!
How the Cave Swallow People Stole Christmas
It was inevitable.
Suddenly madness xD
I keep running into water just trying to get passed layer like -4. How do I get around this. Also how do you make the well.
definitely seems like you are running into an aquifer. I would recommend embarking somewhere without one because they can be kind of annoying to deal with - I'm pretty sure the wiki has tips if you want to try though. To make a well you build it above some water from the building > machines & fluids menu
@@hoodiehair yeah I'm getting addicted to this game. I have a small place of population 107, my last one lasted an hour before everyone just kind of died.
This time I am in an area bear river where there is clay and lots of aquafiers. How to I get passed aquafiers and to stone? My Dwarven people are stone starved.
@@hoodiehair nevermind just noticed the readmore. Thanks for the advice!
The cave swallow people started an actual war on Christmas 😢
i keep watching all your videos bcz i wanna play dwarf fortress but i am too intimidated by it at the same time- what happens to your settlements and forts and such when you make a new colony somewhere? do they govern themselves? are they able to survive without you?
yeah they keep going without you and you are free to unretire them at some point in the future if you want
I fucking love this channel
merry christmas
So close, but you really dropped the ball by not having all the laborers be enslaved elves.
Doubke points if you make at least 50% of them elf children.
Tragic
Elves? .... HERESY
why not use bins for the toys? why vast stockpiles?
I made a couple bins but they take either wood (which the tundra doesn't have) or metal (which I would rather make swords and cage traps and things with)! plus I just visually like the look of a big stockpile
how the heck do you capture a necromancer
I need to know
Probably has something to do with all those cage traps on the surface... that or some of the migrants that came to the fort were necromancers, that can happen too.
they both just came as a part of a migrant wave
I tell ya, there's something not right with that boy.
Santas workshop fr
🦌
🤣 i like how you play DF. Also nice profile pic
Just a tip, you don't need fresh water for your dwarves to deal with thirst. They prefer alcohol, so let the still do the job. Freshwater is really only good for cleaning wounds, giving water to the wounded, and of course letting the dwarves wash themselves (you need soap for this).
Merry christmas and cheers. Hope you bought plump helmet wine for the family!
Wait these are dwarves not elves 🤔
Using wells for water? Why do you hate your dwarves?
lol it is just a habit at this point, I didn't know how to make alcohol in dwarf fortress for years and so I often forget wells aren't the only option
@@hoodiehair lol, I guess if it works it works. Wile wells into the caverns is *fun* having a still near your food stockpile with a repeating work order that checks daily if drink is less than 10 produce 10 drinks. Bonus points for a mason/woodcutter with a repeating work order for if barrels is less than 10 make 10 barrels. Litterally never have to think about drink ever again with these two work orders. (and plants to brew but if you are out of food you have bigger fun going on)
u wanna play deep rock galactic with me? :3
Yeah the reason I'm watching is AYOGOFUCKYASELF
Anyway comment for the engagement
My fav new creator of Dec 2022
Got your video on auto play from Nookriums video.
Keep it up bud, the algorithm is pleased!