doing geoguessr "DUMB TESTS" to prove i'm not dumb
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- doing geoguessr "DUMB TESTS" to prove i'm not dumb
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First like and reply lol
hahah you suck at life
Jack please subscribe to Its minecraft vlogs, I put in effort and it would be really appreciate it!
Maybe you can do a video of subscribing to people who beg lol!
Hi jack howâs your day going?
Jack: «Louvre we are One step closer»
Me: «YOU STARTED AT THE LOUVRE»
Watching him wave the mouse over the word Louvre when he was complaining about there being too many parks nearly killed me.
HippoCrisisGaming sameee đđ
For anyone wondering, the timestamp is 6:50
My thoughts exactly đ
The editor even puts the Louvre Pyramid is right here
Alternative title: Jacks struggles to find Louvre in almost 4 minutes
I know right
Yeah lol
I thought it was Germany first lol
@@atait3151 now You are dumb
Like he doesn't even know what de arc de triumphe
ppl don't need to keep replying to this ik I was wrong now, it's been a year
It stresses me out that he expects to find a triangle on the map when the top down view of a pyramid is a square. Also: how doesnt he know the louvre đ
It could be a triangle too
â@@nevermind3179 Technically, it could be a pentagon, hexagon, etc. too
Nevadog do u understand how triangles work?
@@gregheffley8679 They were referring to the fact that pyramids can look like triangles from a top-down perspective (when they are tetrahedrons)
I have no idea what the Louvre is
Watching him wave the mouse over the word Louvre when he was complaining about there being too many parks nearly killed me
Jack: *goes over every grass field, including one that is called Louvre*
Also Jack: _I can't find Louvre_
Haha no replies after 1 year. 1.2k likes llolooll
@@jackr888 lmao I didn't even know I had 1.2k likes
@@j_ordinary4252 lmao good job
This comment is cursed
and thereâs a flash of text he added later acknowledging it as well
Jack: If we find the lourve that is the first step
Me: IT IS THE LOURVE
I was looking for thus comment lol
You can spell! Well done!
@@natashalongley3517 u don't get sarcasm?
Oscar Briggs
No, they donât. They wouldâve got that it was sarcasm.
(Yes I know yours is rhetorical, Iâm making fun of them.)
I am deeply confused on why this comment got so many likes
"I was ten points from a perfect game"
No, you are ten points short of "NOT DUMB".
Iâm American and I laughed so hard when he said the Statue of Liberty was in New York and zoomed in on los angeles
âLouisiana-villeâ
Perkaholic Iâm from Louisiana
Coy Bruno Whatâs it like being married to your sister? Did you hold the wedding in the bayou?
Perkaholic Iâm a city boy
Coy Bruno Am I allowed to feed the alligators chilling on Bourbon Street in Baton Rouge
"There are too many square grass things in Paris"
-Jack 2019
agreed
hello person whoâs another comment got pinned
Jack hates nature
2020
So truthful
Jack: this test is for dumb people
Geoguesser: PRO REQUIRED
Me: ......what?...
I-
I donât think Iâm allowed to play that...Iâm to *DuMb*
@@Purplecorgi10 rember me I was sarah o'connor from the strem we were chatting I changed my name
The Hunter. Ooo yeah! I remember you profile too and that you sent help xD Hello! How are you ^^
@@Purplecorgi10 I'm good u oh ya see u next stream
The Hunter. Thatâs great! Iâm good as well, thanks for asking. And you will definitely/ probably see me next stream! :)))
6:54 when he missed the giant park that said âLouvreâ, it hurt my heart a little, not gunna lie
For real, he literally zoomed in on it
I got hurt by the irl sign which said "tuileries". It was also in the middle of the map
@@Maigi77 I died when he zoomed in on it and missed the Louvre but then he saw the map and I thought he was gonna notice the name was the same on the mini map but he didnât
"Eiffel Tower. Bloody hell we can see right up its trousers!"
-Jack 2019
*YeS.* lol
That is what he said, lol
Ethan Goldsmith. Yup.
@@Purplecorgi10 yup
Ethan Goldsmith. *Yup...*
âLook heâs waving, him in salmon shorts over there. No one likes your salmon shorts mateâ
I was dying đđ
izzy taylorsmith. Same đđ
The guy next to him has literal salmon shorts as in salmon fish all over đ
I gotta say, Iâve never yelled âITS THE LOUVREâ At my screen before
Jack not recognizing the Louvre, not seeing Louvre on the sign, not finding Louvre on the map and just being lost is a mood. Not a good one, but a mood nonetheless.
Or seeing the sign for the Tuileries on the side of the park đ€Šđ»ââïž
*jack looking down on a big triangle would make it a square-*
Evie Netherwood not necessarily
Looking down on a big triangle would be a triangle but looking down on a pyramid would be a square. But yeah, good point.
A pyramid can among other both form a triangle or a square
Looking down on mountains would be the same but Google makes colours to represent depth
A cat called Thunderstar7 actually itâs called a *tetrahedron* so get your facts right idiot.
Jk I call it a triangle based pyramid
plot twist: jack knew what the louvre is and just wanted 10 minutes
Seems about right
*13 minutes
No he would have gotten it right
I kinda hope so, that gives me some hope in Jack
@@lkarle265 the âkarleâ in your name is so wrong I was autocorrectted when spelling it.
Jack: I-I have noo Idea where..
*turns around*
Jack: Weâre in Sydney
Iâm surprised he was able to recognise it for the bridge and not the opera house. If I saw the bridge first I would not know where it is. Thereâs only like two bridges I can recognise. Golden gate brings and the seto ohashi bridge. Coincidentally, theyâre sister bridges. I guess thereâs tower bridge in London too. And a couple bridges in Venice. Ok so thereâs more than two bridges. But still not a lot.
Edit: I thought of a few more. Itâs still not lots.
Bruh him not knowing arc d triumph and the louvre was low key giving me anxiety
I mean if you want to brag you could at least spell it right.
@@Mason_Blondeau its not bragging, just common knowledge
To be fair this was not THE arc de triomphe, which is quite farther down the avenue
"hOw DiD tHe GoOgLe MaPs CaR fIt In ThAt ShOp" ~ Jack 2019. I was laughing so hard at that.. Hehe
Isn't it a drone not a car tho
Headset
Ch3rryfizzer TV the shop was underground as well
Grim they use both, but also user given photos
It's a person with a gopro on there head
roses are red
violets are blue
your viewers are better at geoguessr than you
This makes me feel way smarter than I am
Wolficorn Doggo. I know right xD
Ewan I wish
Hell yeah i am
We Love You Leicester. đ
The beaver one was probably the guy who made the quizâs home.
It was in pa
bruh
i agree
Yea, it definitely isnât somewhere famous
it was probably near punxsutawny, pennsylvania
Jack: "The Louvre that's one step"
French: "Am I a joke to you?"
Oh hell yeah, c'est décevant
Jack: âwhere is louvre, what is it in English?â
Me âitâs THE LOUVRE ITS THE SAME THING IN ENGLISH CUZ ITâS A NAMEâ
WHAT'S DR PEPPER IN FRENCH
-BadBoyHalo
Names don't always work like that
Hmm 69
Whoops i broked it
tans a
@@PiousMoltar names of countries and peopleâs names can vary by language but when itâs like the name of a business or something it should be the same.
jack literally zoomed in on the grass that he was looking for but then immediately went out of it. 6:54
yeah and thereâs a flash of text acknowledging it as well
Jack: then weâve got the big greenhouse over here.
Artists: do I look like a joke to you?
5:31 to find the Louvre you first need to find the Louvre, seems about right
1:04 plot twist:
*All those people were subscribers and are greatly offended*
xD
*quickly changes my profile pic to the kid, ":("
Thats racist to blurry people
Why offended?
Jack: idk what this is
Me: *its the louvre! So famous!!*
I've Never heard of it?
I know, the lourve is so famous, literally where the Mona Lisa is! How did jack not know this?
ikr i was thinking the same thing
I've went there but idk what its called
I had no clue what it was
Jack: IM NOT DUMB
Also jack: misses the "Arc de Triomphe" at 5:08
It's not the same arc de Triomphe as the one in his spot to be fair.
I think he needs and eye test. He literally zoomed in on the LOUVRE TUILERIES which must be close to the louvre. 6:53
Les Tuileries is literally the front garden to the Louvre across the avenue with the Arc de Triomphe inbetween
Then straight after he looked at a sign that said louvre tuileries
And I think you need an English test
There was also a bridge so bay staying quiet he could know that he was by the river Seine
@@thundurr2260 of course it is a worldwide famous monument (too easy for me I admit bc I'm French)
We're gonna have to zoom in on Paris and look for big triangles -Jack 2019
Jack 2019: âThat green thing could be that green thingâ
7:03
6:55 it litterally says louvre thatâs what you were looking for
Where
Oh I see it now
At 9:35 he got so close to clicking my hometown. Just about 20 minutes from where he clicked. My heart dropped when he started zooming in bc I thought he would land himself in my little 200 population town.
That epic moment when you are a student at Beaver High school and your school is featured on Jack's channel......this was a shocker to be quite honest
WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH BEAVER?!
I'm from north Pittsburgh and I was surprised too.
Does the creator of it go to the same school as you or something? Or is this something secret about it that makes it famous.
@@rachelcookie321 I went to Beaver High School, there is nothing special about the school though. That is why it was such a surprise to see my school on his channel
But are/were you in the marching band? (Ik this comment was 2 years ago lol so idk if you still go)
I saw the Louvre on the map and was screaming at him to just click it! Jack you deserved to fail this
7:17 arc de triomphe is on the screen
4:13 đđ this had me laughing out load!
Iâm in someoneâs shop!
âWhere in the US likes beavers?â
*maybe itâs Canada..?*
Exactly my first thought.
But then the sign said "presbyterian church (USA)", so...
That's 7 minutes away from my house help.
Scared Sage me too!
I was thinking it was Oregon
I LIVE IN OR
I actually live near Beaver, PA, and I was practically screaming at Jack trying to tell him itâs in Western PA northwest from Pittsburgh đ
Same, though I live in south western PA.
I live less than a mile from where he was shown!
I'm 7 minutes from there I'm scared help
Same, I'm from the North Hills.
No one:
Jack: doesnât know what the Louvre is
Boby Bob no one:
Honestly neither do I but at least I know what the Arc de Triomphe is
@@PiousMoltar it's where the Mona Lisa is
But what he saw was not the Arc de Triomphe. As a french I didn't even know this arch near the Louvres. But Arc de Triomphe is actually quite far from the Louvres (even if also in Paris) so it is not possible
3:52 When you finally accomplish something in life.
3:17
**angrily** "five thousand smackaroos. go on jack."
i've never heard anyone angrily hype themselves up and i'm not complaining
It's my birthday today. This video was hilarious. I didn't really do anything today but... This video sure is cheering me up đđ
Just the fact that he doesn't know what the Louvre is, is killing me! đ
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!đđđ
@@shahshajsijee thank you! Hope you had a good day too :)
@@sophieprince3830 thank you so much! Hope you had a great day too :)
Aayy my birthday is in 3 days
Me at 4:40 LE LOUVRE, IT'S LE LOUVRE
New title: Jack fails to find the Louvre in over 4 minutes and then fails to find the correct name on the map.
As far as I know, Pennsylvania is not that obsessed with beavers
As someone who lives in Pennsylvania, I can confirm we are not obsessed with beavers.
Lol
6:15 itâs a birds eye view on a map and youâre looking for a pyramid so it wouldnât be a triangle
"So if WE don't get a good score, it means WE are dumb!"
"HEY"
6:45 the map literally says louvre
I recognise that tree! See you soon!
Oh yeah, also they've added bees to Minecraft, but that's beside the point,
I recognise that dead meme, see you soon
Thomanski I recognise your recognition of the dead meme, see you soon
I recognize your recognition of their recognition of a dead meme
kian whelahan. I recognize your recognition of their recognition of recognizing a dead meme
Do you mean it's beeside the point
Watching kids shows gave me the ability to know the Louvre
It was hilarious watching Jack look for the Statue of Liberty in Manhattan
8:52 thank god you're not a yank, that means you can think for yourself.
I've been to Paris and to le louvre at 5:20 in the video I still know how the street looks yay
Anyone else screaming at him for the Louvre đ€Šââïž
Edit: this is the most likes I've ever got geez
George Mcdermott wei
It was painful
What is the louvre
Benficakld3 the most popular museum in Europe its the triangle thing
Netsu r/woooosh
8:06 it was a dumb test to be fair..
no one:
Jack: HOW DID THE GOOGLE CAR FIT IN HERE
4:19 are you telling me the google car got in that shop?
I was looking at the one in Pennsylvania in the easy test thinking "huh that kinda looks familiar" and guess what!! I live right near there
Also dude the car service place was called PENNs oil so..
You better go get your car serviced.
I know this is a 7 month old comment but Penns Oils are everywhere. I get my oil changed at one... I live in Michigan
oh
the car service place as you call it is sponsored by Penns oil, so they display their logo at the front. You will see this with many mechanics, the actual name of the place is written beneath it.
What does Penns oil have to do with? I mean itâs kinda similar to penis.
I like how he finds the exact park he's looking at and just completely misses it
Jack:finds the louvre
Also jack:I'm gonna pretend like I didn't see that
"wHeRe Is ThE bLOodY cOlOsUIm?"
- JackSucksAtLife 2019
2:52
The first one (in the second test the ""beaver one"" lol) was easy for me since i live in Pittsburgh which is pretty close lol
But yeah im completely confused why its there... like nothing of world wide note is out there. Maybe if it was IN Pittsburgh, maybe. Cuz we have a lot of historical stuff.... but even then i wouldnt expect non Americans to guess it.
Helena TheUnicorn yeah i saw crawford and was oh shit you mean in pa and yeah it was
Yeah same ive actually drove on the road he started on too
Ayyy I live in beaver
As a non American I literally know nothing about Pittsburgh. I donât think Iâve ever even seen a picture of it. The only think I know is the âburghâ at the end makes Americans pronounce Edinburgh wrong.
There was a sign that said Pennsylvania so it was easier anyway
11:51 Jack looking for the statue of liberty in Manhattan
I don't think he realizes that "triangle" is a square from the top view đđ
I was waiting for this for a while since I'm a member now
were you the cheeky chops that spammed in one of jacks streams and made a reddit post of it?
@@zix5442 "cheeky chops"
I swear I was screaming at Jack that beaver was in Pennsylvania
Jack: "I'm going to find another landmark"
Also Jack: standing literally next to massive Joan of Arc statue.
4:02 thats the pyramid thing from the movie live die repeat
Jack - stands in front of sign saying what park he is at with his map directly above the park he is at.
Also Jack - " i gotta' look for the long road"
Jack says heâs not dumb but at 8:23 he pronounces yolk like yol-k ahahah itâs yo-k (like and egg yolk)
Thanks for playing my map Jack! New Updated version coming in the next few months!
If you are really the map creator, can you tell me if you are from Beaver, PA? From PA? From US? A Beaver?
Because it is a _very_ weird choice for one of the top 25 most well known places in the World, in the same club as the Louvre, the Statue of Liberty, and Saint Peter square!
1:27 that's florida man
1:16 I quite liked his salmon shorts
8:47 that is so close to where i live
NOW THATS A BRUH MOMENT
Good to see I wasn't the only one who had the non "pro" free Geoguessr version
Learned today that the Louvre and the Arc de Triomphe are pretty close to each other, thanks for the lesson. Also when I saw them both I was disappointed in you not know what they are
Jack I am really enjoying these geoguessr videos! Keep it up!
Mr Hazza. Haha Iâm glad theyâre me people enjoying this as much as I am! Iâm not Jack but yeah xD
1:09 Jack yet again bullies children
8:42 That's 7 minutes away from my house...who made this I'm scared. IM SO SCARED.
"There's lots of long green parks" ... literally hovering over the Louvre xD
Second one:
As soon as I saw "90 miles to cuba" I knew it was key west
Cmon Jack,it's like you live in europe or something. JEEZ.
SirPP almost got me on the last bit
Jack: If we dont get a good score that means we are dumb.
Me: We? u mean you?..
5:00 when he thinks irs the Brandenburger-tor
Luckily he got Paris before he saw that, else he might've searched in Berlin :D
Wait isn't a triangle thingy square from the bird view?
Yes
You mean a pyramid?
3:29 "tour Eiffel"
IT'S PRONOUNCED "Tour e fell"
Jack: âWe need to find that *thicc* road.â
Me: *CoUgH* âwell...hmmmmmmmmmmmm imagine if that is the place-â
Omg I laughed out loud through the whole thing and I have no idea who you are
him finding the louvre stressed me out way way too much
Jack: âI need to look for triangles !â
Me: Thatâs not how that works â
"It's long and it's wide"
-Jack 2019
10.23 When he said no is not easy Aussie we will remember that for ever
Jack: Is the colosseum here?
Also jack: hovering over the Vatican
Jack: pina colada...
Me: IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS, AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN--
I got too triggered when Jack didn't know what the louvre was..
The pyramid?
@@Magst3r1 No, the man in the salmon shorts. Of course it's the damn pyramid!
@@astropocalypse Im dumb, how would i know. I only remember seeing it in Edge of Tomorrow
Jack: The Louvre that's a start
ME: JEIEKDKXKDSISKQKEIWKWEKKW THE FRIKIN TRIANGLE IS THE LOUVRE
Just now watching this from quarantine and I was so shocked to see beaver on the easy round. I literally live 20 mins from there