My step sister turned into that but instead of being at least a good or nice person, she’s a spoiled bratty mean one with a shitty personality while weed being her main personality 😂😂 so I don’t talk to her or be near her.
I literally laughed my ass off when Jake was just screaming "FLIESS!!! GETTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!" and when Johnnie was like "THEY'RE EATING MY ASS!!!!". You guys are funny as hell when you post together! xD
Jake yelling at the bugs had me rolling. And Johnnie basically crying because he's being eaten alive.😂😂😂 THIS was amazing. I needed that laugh. Thanks my Dude's!
“I don’t like how addicted to negativity everyone is” *makes a whole video filled with reasons that make them hate people 😭😂 its crazy how true that statement actually is, and how deep your mind can literally wander through every loophole
As someone who has been a server for 40 years THANK YOU JAKE!!♥️♥️ and I also HATE littering...i have a very messy car ( until i get to a trash can) to prove it. And people USED to leave a radio or television on to make people think someone was home... I'm 62 years old and i just randomly found you guys.. and y'all are hilarious.
I HATE it too. that’s why there trash everywhere and the earth is dying and there still kids out there that need to see the world. We should take care of it.
7:41 my ick: this smacking your lips whilst eating lmfao I grew up with an abusive dad who by god couldn't close his mouth whilst chewing loudly and it made me hate it and him even more
OML we’re living the same life but it’s my stepdad my mom has to stay with because she doesn’t have enough money on her own so he takes advantage of it. He gaslights and yells and is just overall mentally abusive. Don’t apologize, you aren’t him, but anyone got a rich 30-37yr old dad my mom can marry.😂
I found jake through sam and Colbys conjuring series and ive got to say theres just something that brings me comfortability watching him. Im in the middle of trying to leave my partner and staying at my moms house again. I have no friends so i just appreciate having these videos to keep me company as sad as that sounds.
Johnnie: "it's eating my ass"
Jake: "me next"
Had me laughing so hard
frrr
4:32
omg ikr!!!
Hilarious. Them two. 🤣
Omg same, I bark-laughed so loud I got the side eye from my bf. Then thought to myself, "I'm gonna use that sometime soon." 😅😂
Let’s all just agree we all want to be friends with these two
Nahh I’m one of ur subscribers 😮😊 I love your edits
@@ROOTBER-Jake fr?
I wanted to meet jake till this video so no
@@theboywhoisnot7926 why
yes 😝
Johnnie: My ick is when couples have pet nicknames for eachother
Also johnnie in the dating show: PUMKINNN PUMKIN
He was trolling
🎃🎃
"santa clause"💀
@@emptymonstercan I loved that XD
I forgot about that one 😂😭
3:46 “you sing panic at the disco lyrics wrong”
Jake: “strawberry, lemon corrected🥰”
I wanna lemon lime 🍋 from a new perspective
W Deadpool edit
-Do you have some sort of disorder?
-No, I’m a Gemini 😂🤣🤣
Jake: "I hate when people literally are dying while we're filming" Johnnie: "it's annoying, thats actually an ick of mine" 😭 HILARIOUSSS
That had me dying 😂😂😂
@@melissa.aliennfr😂
i was looking for this comment
@@sweettheaart me too
@@melissa.aliennur his ick😔
I love how johnnie eats so peacfully and jake is over here full on ipad kid on those damn wings💀💀💀
jake is real for that
jake is real for that chain
Jake is real for that
jake is real for that
Jake is real for that
I felt that ick about making weed their personality 💀
YESSS. Met so many dudes like this.
My step sister turned into that but instead of being at least a good or nice person, she’s a spoiled bratty mean one with a shitty personality while weed being her main personality 😂😂 so I don’t talk to her or be near her.
YESSS BRO ITS SO FUCKING ANNOYING.
Lol same
My mom almost named me Mary-Jane because of this. She named one of our dogs Nuggs and the other Mowey Wowey....
johnnie:"i dont like pet names."
also johnnie:"PUMPKINN??"
He was trollimg
That was funny when he did that
He looked so awkward doing that
Had the same exact thought
Do you like Bianca did Angelo?
11:07 “god js let them die” LOL
I love how these two can have darker humor at times but they always exude such a good energy! They seem super chill & just great dudes.
I literally laughed my ass off when Jake was just screaming "FLIESS!!! GETTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!" and when Johnnie was like "THEY'RE EATING MY ASS!!!!". You guys are funny as hell when you post together! xD
oh to be the flies around johnnie
NOO FRRRR
Ikr same, i couldn't quit pissing myself, i must of re-played that bit at least 10 times ngl 🤣
FLIESSSSSSSS GIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!!
It’s always an amazing day when Jake and Johnnie post together
YES
nah fr tho
FR
FRRRR
FRRR
4:17 when Johnnie said “my ick is mosquitoes” I really yelled “REAL”
3:38
jake: "i dont do that"
also jake: "strawberry 🍓 lemon 🍋 corrected ✅ i wanna lemon lime 🍋🍋🟩from a new perspective"
Those are the legally correct lyrics
4:09 “SQUITOS! GET!” I could just stim on this video all day
Me too :3
Fr omg
So real
Literally every 4 second I just hear Jake say “FLY GET”😭😭
Jake yelling at the bugs had me rolling. And Johnnie basically crying because he's being eaten alive.😂😂😂 THIS was amazing. I needed that laugh. Thanks my Dude's!
Bro at 11:24 when they zoomed in on Johnnie and he’s js like “oh, yeah right,” 😭😭🙏
9:13 Jake’s concerned look when Johnnie is yelling abt a napkin has be dying
I know this has been said a tone of times but Jake and Johnnie has gotta be the best duo out there
Them, + sam and colby
And we gotta keep saying it
No coryxkenshin and dashie but that’s just me
ton**
“I don’t like how addicted to negativity everyone is”
*makes a whole video filled with reasons that make them hate people 😭😂 its crazy how true that statement actually is, and how deep your mind can literally wander through every loophole
He literally said that right after he said that quote
As someone who has been a server for 40 years THANK YOU JAKE!!♥️♥️ and I also HATE littering...i have a very messy car ( until i get to a trash can) to prove it. And people USED to leave a radio or television on to make people think someone was home... I'm 62 years old and i just randomly found you guys.. and y'all are hilarious.
I HATE it too. that’s why there trash everywhere and the earth is dying and there still kids out there that need to see the world. We should take care of it.
2:29 “FLAIIISS GEEEUUUT”
The non stop “FLIES GET👹” is killing me😭
11:32 THE WAY JOHNNIE LOOKS AROUND😭😭
Love how Jake was just yelling at all the flies and mosquitos🖤
The astrology part attacked me lmfaooo😭😭😭😭
No same 😭 I just think it's cool leave me be 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Dude I just started watching them and I was like oh😢 ouchie.
Good
literally😭😭
Say Aries like Air- ries not "Arries"
Jonnie: My ick is when couples have pet names
Also Jonnie: PUMPKIN PUMKIN…..SANTA CLAUS?
9:57 "This ist our Home!! How cant U Care Abt our Home?!" -Jake Webber, eating 50 chicken
also him leaving the lights on even when theres no one there😭its so funny
Omg Jake,as a waitress myself i loved hearing your opinions regarding rude people at restaurants😭💕
I’m at work on break and it made my whole day
He's a man of the people
4:28 “I’m next ☝️🤓”
Everytime Jake screams at the fly's it just cracks me up 😂😂
You guys are always so fun together!
Can we take a moment and appreciate how awesome Johnnie’s makeup looks
14:08 JOHNNIE YOU EAT YOUR TOENAILS TOO??????? 😨😨😨OKG
Me too though
9:13 the concern on jakes face got me 💀
Jake never disappoints, he’s an incredible content creator and always creates these amazing masterpieces, his content is amazing
Dont you dare forget Johniiiiiieeeeeeeeee
I haven’t pooped in 7 days and I finally did watching this video and chugging a slushy full of laxatives thanks Jake and johnnie
proud of u dude
Cylinders ejected
good job man
me
did it burn?
Johnnie:" i hate when couples have pet names for eachother!"
When he was in that one dating show: "PUMPKINNNNNN!!"
7:00 the flies didnt poop on ur food they vomited on it to break it down and slurp it up🩷
That's worse😭😭
HELP
Kill me😊
These two never disappoint me taking me back 2007 emo mix with weed tubers I love it I can't these two are literally vibes and iconic
I agree with yall and the bone-ins. Although johnnie’s analogy with the dog legs freak me tf out, jakes makes more sense to me 😂
makes us look at our dog's legs in a whole new way.
Johnnie: ITS EATING MY ASS!
Jake says confidently: I'm next!
Time stamp: 7:55
“Like yeah! Yk I’ve worked with jay z .. No you fucking didn’t ya stood next to him in a target.✌️” IM DYING😭💀
Jake every 3 seconds: ‘ FLIES! SKIT!! ‘
I love when Jake and Johnnie make videos together. You’ll never know what happens next 😂😂
13:37 WIPE YOUR CHEEK YA ANIMAL! XD
Istg, everytime Jake yells "FLIES, GIT!" I laugh way too hard 😅😂😂
12:24 I can confirm they are in fact real, my boss is in one 💀
2:29 “FLIES GETTTTT😡😡😡” literally had me laughing so hard 😭😭
13:31 JAKES FACE 😭
13:32
@@Unicorns560it’s one second.
11:26 Johnnie’s eyes went 👁️👁️
10:16 the sound effect when he rubs his nose😂
I love how Johnnie says pet names are gross but in the blind dating game he called the girl pumpkin💀
6:43 it’s to funny when jake says “FLIESSSS” “GETTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!”
14:32 johnnie is so real i always fucking gag when brushing my teeth n sometimes i throw up when brushing my tongue my gag reflex is so bad 💔
“Ugh gross, get the fuck out of the Arby’s” was my favorite part. I love you both❤
7:41 my ick: this smacking your lips whilst eating lmfao
I grew up with an abusive dad who by god couldn't close his mouth whilst chewing loudly and it made me hate it and him even more
im literally in the same situation?? when i called him out on it he literally said "I CAN CHEW HOW I FUCKING WANT TO IN THIS HOUSE" lmfao
Im sorry you grew up with a abusive dad, hope things are better now 🩷 -a stranger
@@Parislovesrblx aw thank you lots 🖤 it's definitely more okay now, I'm living alone and I am soo happy being alone haha.
OML we’re living the same life but it’s my stepdad my mom has to stay with because she doesn’t have enough money on her own so he takes advantage of it. He gaslights and yells and is just overall mentally abusive. Don’t apologize, you aren’t him, but anyone got a rich 30-37yr old dad my mom can marry.😂
the way jake screams at the bugs like they gone listen 😂😂😭😭😭
i love how every two secound jake is like “FLIAYY GUETTT!!!😡😾” or “MOSCITOOO GEUTTTTT!!!😡😾” 😭
i love when yall just sit down and talk its like a facetime
I found jake through sam and Colbys conjuring series and ive got to say theres just something that brings me comfortability watching him. Im in the middle of trying to leave my partner and staying at my moms house again. I have no friends so i just appreciate having these videos to keep me company as sad as that sounds.
Hey, just a check in, how’s it going?
Samee i found them through sam and colby
12:00 DIE ???
That killed me
12:15 more close
@@Aces_cvnt_Accthen edit it
“ you sing panic at the disco wrong”
Jake: strawberry lemon corrected I want to lemon lime from a new perspective 😂
0:19 caught me off guard.😂
15:37 when he said "nice" he kinda sounded like markaplier
i got so sad that they thought astrology was an ick, until i
remembered that i was into astronomy 🔭 not astrology 😭
astronomy will always be better fr
15:21 you guys literally do this to each other
they joke about it in videos, thats not the same as flirting in public to strangers or catcall.
my ick is you guys eating every wing WITHOUT the ranch
1:11 and French fries !! ☺️☺️
you guys never fail at making me laugh 😂
Jake and Jonnie always makes me laugh when ever they post
Johnnie*
I burst out laughing at the "I'm next" 😂😂😂 and the shouting at the bugs😂
14:15 my dad during the night and the morning in the bathroom brushing his teeth💀💀
Jake is the type of person who will put ranch on EVERYTHING
Jake and Johnnie are such a comedic duo 😂
Seeing them two together and posting just makes my day
4:33 YES, EXACTLY
They're just doing their job, calm the f down 💀
*video going on*
Jake randomly: "FLIES GIT"
jake shouting at the flies is so funny go me 😂😂😂
You know it's a good day when Jake posts with Johnnie🖤
can we please get some kind of merch that says "FLY'S GET!" because I was LMFAO every time jake said that
The background music with the dark humor and the flies is just the cup of tea I needed😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
8:20 THE BURP GOT ME LAUGHING SO HARD I CHOKED ON MY CHEETO PUFFS
15:56 I think it’s just cuz Jake is from Kansas so he grew up around that stuff 💀
11:26 WHY DOES HE LOOK GUILTY LMAO
he’s been caught 😞😞
@@cert1fiedoffender lol
9:28 I took a sip of Coke Zero and it came thru my nose all over my desk at work ! 😀
"hes eating my ass"
"I'm next" 💀
I swear the flies are just special guest at this point 😂😂😂😂💀
mosquitoes get
🤠
every time I watch a video of jake and johnnie it feels like ''adhd vs autism''
11:50 had me de@d on the floor like their facess
12:14 die🥺🧚♀️
2:04 the way jake said Aries gave me the ick icl 😭😭
Same tbh
this will continue to be my favorite video ever. i always end up coming back to it
14:17 I do the same thing lmaoo
Jakes yelling at flies voice has been in the back of my head all day 💀
15:09 I get slut shamed more by women than men ngl
that happens when people are jealous that they can’t get laid as much as other people.
Same😭
REAL
The fact we can hear the bugs😂
14:27 same 😭