$500 Gucci Luxury Nail Polish Haul Review🤑

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  • @SoularSlothesk
    @SoularSlothesk Před 3 lety +16098

    I honestly didn't think this would turn into a criticism and even further an analysis of capitalism and consumption, but I'm here for it.

    • @amourejones8201
      @amourejones8201 Před 3 lety +81

      All the way for it.

    • @verynotreally
      @verynotreally Před 3 lety +170

      She's imitating Contrapoints (she shouts her out at the end), so if you like that section, check her videos out.

    • @Ash-mo7oc
      @Ash-mo7oc Před 3 lety +79

      Omg I love her all the more for it lol. Contrapoints is bea so its awesome to see her add a little philosophy on capitalism.

    • @ahoweO7
      @ahoweO7 Před 3 lety +38

      And then a menchi montage. All around 10/10

    • @MD-tj4ol
      @MD-tj4ol Před 3 lety +52

      On the contrary, I was absolutely expecting that type of commentary throughout the video but the skit at the end was fun and informative

  • @taniaihsanahmad4997
    @taniaihsanahmad4997 Před 3 lety +6833

    Cristine: never throws away her old ass phone
    Also Cristine: spends 100s of dollars on nail polish that she doesnt like or need.

    • @denia1594
      @denia1594 Před 3 lety +84

      Yea, but she will make more on the video 😉

    • @Skittl1321
      @Skittl1321 Před 3 lety +183

      That's because the phone isn't a business expense :)

    • @victoria.lyden24
      @victoria.lyden24 Před 3 lety +16

      she has a iphone 12 now

    • @shawn.spencer
      @shawn.spencer Před 3 lety +37

      Well yeah, because with the video she's going to make at least double the amount she spent on those polishes. Which isn't' bad of course

    • @nassj6593
      @nassj6593 Před 3 lety +17

      Also, it counts as a business expense and research 😏

  • @kikohernandez4539
    @kikohernandez4539 Před 2 lety +2951

    The Gucci x The North Face tent is “such a collector’s item that a bear might kill you for it” 😂😂😂 I busted out laughing in the middle of the night while my family was sleeping hahaha

    • @sertapylmaz2805
      @sertapylmaz2805 Před 2 lety

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    • @atika2010
      @atika2010 Před 2 lety +3

      Busted or Burst??

    • @kikohernandez4539
      @kikohernandez4539 Před 2 lety +14

      @@atika2010 both are correct according to Cambridge Dictionary 😅

    • @ashleyoliva7588
      @ashleyoliva7588 Před 2 lety +13

      @@atika2010 yeah you can say busted out laughing or burst out laughing. They both work.

  • @sachiy2893
    @sachiy2893 Před 2 lety +742

    i wasnt expecting to get educated on consumerism in our capitalistic society under the influence of (well) influencers and upper class individuals but im not disappointed at ALL

  • @chocoshrooms7545
    @chocoshrooms7545 Před 3 lety +8685

    “This will be a business expense”
    Ben looking at the taxes: the hell
    Edit: don’t forget to show y’all’s support on the video! We love you simply!

    • @clairetq
      @clairetq Před 3 lety +34

      @@aestaetic07 lol (edit: it looks like someone deleted their replies)

    • @AreebProductions
      @AreebProductions Před 3 lety +5

      @@aestaetic07 they deleted, so should you

    • @M1ssApocolypse
      @M1ssApocolypse Před 3 lety +2

      Name twin 😃

    • @ANKAY21
      @ANKAY21 Před 3 lety

      @@clairetq what comment did they comment

    • @ANKAY21
      @ANKAY21 Před 3 lety +1

      Cristine liked it bahahahahahahaha

  • @catoninetales
    @catoninetales Před 3 lety +5622

    Zyler deserves an Best Supporting Actor Oscar for his role as "Rich Person's Smug Cat"

  • @BatyBug
    @BatyBug Před 2 lety +950

    I was really hoping for a wear test, though. Not because I’m thinking about buying Gucci polish, but because I want to hear all the hilarious observations from Cristine.

    • @Itscannatella
      @Itscannatella Před 2 lety +17

      Maybe she’ll update us on her snap or something? I hope so

    • @sertapylmaz2805
      @sertapylmaz2805 Před 2 lety

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    • @chawndel8279
      @chawndel8279 Před 2 lety +13

      Probably not included because the two biggest factors in wear time are base coat and top coat.

  • @grimgracious
    @grimgracious Před 2 lety +168

    She was really generous. Those colors were awful - so sheer and streaky. I haven't bought a polish in the last few years from Walmart that was even close to being that bad.

  • @lauravampire1276
    @lauravampire1276 Před 3 lety +3154

    The sociology lesson and House of Mencci trailer were pure masterpieces.

    • @myhlosic
      @myhlosic Před 3 lety +10

      The House of Menchie trailer was amazing

    • @kathleenstrahm4291
      @kathleenstrahm4291 Před 3 lety +3

      *slow, amazed 👏 applause

    • @rachelrecycles369
      @rachelrecycles369 Před 3 lety +5

      Now I really want a whole line of holotaco named House of Mencci!

    • @RoyalReyna
      @RoyalReyna Před 3 lety +2

      I would watch a whole series of house of mencci lol

    • @aylindemirhan3657
      @aylindemirhan3657 Před 3 lety

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  • @LearnEnglishEveryDayESL
    @LearnEnglishEveryDayESL Před 3 lety +3930

    I honestly never expected to hear "Raw Dogging" and "Base Coat" in the same sentence, but I'm here for it.

    • @emeraldmartin2687
      @emeraldmartin2687 Před 3 lety +18

      I was thinking the same thing had to find the comment 😂😂😅

    • @dazzzled19
      @dazzzled19 Před 3 lety +8

      I nearly spit out my coffee 😅😂

    • @rust_spk
      @rust_spk Před 2 lety +4

      i spit out my food when i heard it

    • @MuseVicious
      @MuseVicious Před 2 lety +7

      Love the Hasan reference

    • @zetusaquarittarius
      @zetusaquarittarius Před 2 lety +2

      This was the comment I was looking for 😹 wtf Christine that was hilarious

  • @animerlon
    @animerlon Před 2 lety +173

    I've always felt that wearing something with a brand name showing largely across it as if it's some artistic design, is like paying a company to do their advertising for them. Even if given something like that, i won't wear it.

  • @boobelladams
    @boobelladams Před 2 lety +96

    For my 18 year wedding anniversary this year my husband asked if I wanted more jewelry, clothes or Gucci polishes. I told him none of the above. Instead he got me $600 in Holo Taco. I've been wanting them so badly, but our identity has been stolen so I don't shop on line. The web site was secure & easy to shop on & the shipping was informative & fast & the formula is amazing! I'm Addicted to these shifting colors & Unicorn skins! Looking forward to adding to my HT collection! Thank you for making such a wonderful product Simply Nailogical!

    • @beancheese3148
      @beancheese3148 Před 8 měsíci +2

      This is so wholesome 🥹 happy 20 years!

  • @nataliehughes1119
    @nataliehughes1119 Před 3 lety +3645

    This was a breath of fresh air. I don't understand why one would buy Gucci when you could support a smaller local business for a fraction of the cost. Bonus points if the business donates a portion of profits to a charity. Nice things don't always have to come with a label.

    • @vennitahensley4841
      @vennitahensley4841 Před 3 lety +42

      NOR the PRICE TAG. GUCCI NEEDS to Stick with CLOTHING, NOT NAIL POLISH...SHE NAILED THIS VIDEO...NEW MEMBER,HERE.WOOHOO

    • @driley5004
      @driley5004 Před 3 lety +25

      I agree. and also the fact that people are obsessed with it, and the pieces are absolutely hideous.

    • @hiyakotecha6053
      @hiyakotecha6053 Před 3 lety +15

      Also we all know that these big brands are the ones that come out with THE WORST QUALITY of nail polish...even worse than the cheapest nail polish you can get at drugstores

    • @aylindemirhan3657
      @aylindemirhan3657 Před 3 lety

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    • @tiffanylastinger3925
      @tiffanylastinger3925 Před 3 lety +6

      Or get a completely unique item that is handmade with skills

  • @kylacook9333
    @kylacook9333 Před 3 lety +1645

    "This will be a business expense"
    Is what I sound like trying to convince myself I need something I don't need

  • @YourLocal_CowMom
    @YourLocal_CowMom Před 3 měsíci +4

    11:39 I LOVE HOW ZYLERS JUST SITTING THERE LIKE THE KING THAT HE IS!!

  • @ireallydontcare3293
    @ireallydontcare3293 Před 2 lety +59

    ‘How transparent do you want your nail polish?’
    Gucci: YES!

  • @Thehappytapdancer
    @Thehappytapdancer Před 3 lety +2188

    That whole “house of mencci” was so silly and wonderful and I loved every second of it! We need more silly Cristine.

  • @avanoelle2108
    @avanoelle2108 Před 3 lety +1730

    “Let’s take off this peasant nail polish”
    She says, taking off her own nail polish brand.

    • @markpetrov9476
      @markpetrov9476 Před 3 lety +52

      Humble ✨

    • @ANKAY21
      @ANKAY21 Před 3 lety +6

      @Masi Capone i cant help but too say
      Guccitaehyung

    • @yeti6601
      @yeti6601 Před 3 lety

      lmao

    • @thealmightyjesus7018
      @thealmightyjesus7018 Před 3 lety +1

      “Therefore everyone who hears these words of Mine and acts on them, may be compared to a wise man who built his house on the rock. And the rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that house; and yet it did not fall, for it had been founded on the rock. Everyone who hears these words of Mine and does not act on them, will be like a foolish man who built his house on the sand. The rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that house; and it fell-and great was its fall.”
      Matthew 7:24‭-‬27

    • @ANKAY21
      @ANKAY21 Před 3 lety +2

      @@thealmightyjesus7018 tf

  • @gabriellavaughn4358
    @gabriellavaughn4358 Před 2 lety +91

    Imagine if she made actual t-shirts that said Mencci 😂😂 I would totally buy that

    • @ghadeerjalal8742
      @ghadeerjalal8742 Před 2 lety +3

      THAT'S GENIUS

    •  Před rokem +1

      Please not 600 dollars 🤣

    • @enbeast8350
      @enbeast8350 Před 10 měsíci +3

      ​@ Make it $600 as a troll. If anyone actually purchases it, they get their money refunded because it's a dumb, fun little stunt

  • @rebeccah.6403
    @rebeccah.6403 Před 2 lety +20

    "It's f***ed up that they're trying to sell this idea that a $2000 backpack is cool!" 💯 I like you!

  • @abbiemason5462
    @abbiemason5462 Před 3 lety +4514

    She just gave us a sociology lesson at the end and it was better than my sociology teacher explaining it

  • @Pishy4
    @Pishy4 Před 3 lety +547

    I love that the "What do you think?" gets more and more chaotic as the years go by on this channel

    • @thealmightyjesus7018
      @thealmightyjesus7018 Před 3 lety

      “Therefore everyone who hears these words of Mine and acts on them, may be compared to a wise man who built his house on the rock. And the rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that house; and yet it did not fall, for it had been founded on the rock. Everyone who hears these words of Mine and does not act on them, will be like a foolish man who built his house on the sand. The rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that house; and it fell-and great was its fall.”
      Matthew 7:24‭-‬27

    • @riyag9739
      @riyag9739 Před 3 lety +1

      omg yes

    • @trinity2580
      @trinity2580 Před 3 lety +7

      In 5 years its just gonna be a high-pitched screech over a half a second clip of old grainy tv static and only the OG fans will find it funny🤣

  • @tyffanii1
    @tyffanii1 Před 2 lety +33

    “I didn’t know which one to get, so I bought them all” sounds like how you made holo taco, “I don’t like this company’s nail polish, so I made my own”

  • @nima16042
    @nima16042 Před 2 lety +18

    We thought we were getting a Gucci haul but instead we got a sociological take down of luxury influencer culture, this is why I love Simply!!! Breaking the mold & enlightening the next generation

  • @sierrachantell
    @sierrachantell Před 3 lety +511

    "so we're just gonna rawdog it with no base coat"
    -Cristine the Gucci queen 2021

    • @PVempati
      @PVempati Před 3 lety +11

      learned it from hasan

    • @candysmack
      @candysmack Před 3 lety +3

      "rawdog"? I thought this was a family friendly channel lol

    • @kiaralopez7699
      @kiaralopez7699 Před 3 lety +9

      @@candysmack no offense but since when has this been a family friendly channel 😭

    • @candysmack
      @candysmack Před 3 lety +2

      @@kiaralopez7699 no offence taken cause it was a joke :p

    • @kiaralopez7699
      @kiaralopez7699 Před 3 lety +3

      @@candysmack admittedly i’ve never been the smartest 🥲

  • @paperxpens5508
    @paperxpens5508 Před 3 lety +1976

    Absolutely loving how Cristine is flexing her nail polish business as well as her degrees in this video! Truly showing how intelligent people can also be goofy and creative

  • @sierraraposa
    @sierraraposa Před 2 lety +21

    I'm extremely late to the Cristine party but honestly seeing this video was what finally got me to buy from Holo Taco. Partially out of appreciation for how honest she seems, and I think she is actually a decent role model compared to many other CZcamsrs who young kids (unfortunately) look up to. Awesome video!

  • @baktpottit
    @baktpottit Před 2 lety +56

    ''we're just gonna rawdog it''
    NO CRISTINE NO

  • @FredericChen
    @FredericChen Před 3 lety +13882

    The bottles are cute, that’s about it

    • @AreebProductions
      @AreebProductions Před 3 lety +84

      Hi check mark

    • @soursaccharine
      @soursaccharine Před 3 lety +61

      so true Frederic so true

    • @mygirl737g2
      @mygirl737g2 Před 3 lety +33

      i thought the same, that's about it.

    • @ada7079
      @ada7079 Před 3 lety +65

      @Robin thank you that's what I was thinking T-T

    • @cerenity3578
      @cerenity3578 Před 3 lety +103

      Exactly. These colors and quality are something you can still find at the average dollar store. -_- People are just buying for the name.

  • @ManuRitchie
    @ManuRitchie Před 3 lety +2822

    Can we take a moment to appreciate that Cristine gave us her conspicuous consumption lecture in bed wearing sunglasses, a fluffy robe, and cat ears…. While petting a cat. PEAK SimplyNailogical 🤣

    • @SquishyMushy
      @SquishyMushy Před 3 lety +50

      Pretty sure she was inspired by contrapoints

    • @periperiwinkle92
      @periperiwinkle92 Před 3 lety +61

      that was a homage to contrapoints and tbh christine KILLED IT I could tell what she was doing straight away and I loved every second of it

    • @jacksonmaner5997
      @jacksonmaner5997 Před 3 lety +33

      SimplyContralogical

    • @leyrounni1304
      @leyrounni1304 Před 3 lety +17

      I adoooored the ContraPoints bit, she even used the same cadence and wording as Natalie would have

    • @BestJannaInBronze
      @BestJannaInBronze Před 2 lety +4

      That was my favorite moment since cellular life evolved on Earth.

  • @eltaninD
    @eltaninD Před 2 lety +8

    I work in a preschool that's catered towards rich families and let me tell you, parents actually buy clothes from the Armani, Versace and Gucci etc. Kids collections for them to wear to school. Where we do messy arts and crafts, and play outdoors. It's wild honestly.

  • @onedaybutnottoday63
    @onedaybutnottoday63 Před rokem +14

    I just got my first order from Holo Taco! The new Christmas colors and a 1 coat black plus a long lasting base and extra glossy taco! I’m very happy cause I’ve wanted to buy some for awhile. I’m so ready for them to come in!

  • @MyvIsLove2
    @MyvIsLove2 Před 3 lety +2707

    cristine destroying big brands was the best content from her ever

  • @echolalia307
    @echolalia307 Před 3 lety +1517

    Cristine: *actually says top coat for once*
    Captions: “taco”
    The captions are a super simp confirmed lol

    • @end_io22
      @end_io22 Před 3 lety +12

      10:15 Captions know her at this point

    • @zubidubi792
      @zubidubi792 Před 3 lety

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    • @looseleaflyra
      @looseleaflyra Před 3 lety +3

      i like your profile pic 💖💜💙

  • @birdtutorialart
    @birdtutorialart Před 2 lety +58

    I really like the color selection they have honestly. They feel very well thought out and very retro to me. I think the packaging is quite pretty as well. However, never in my entire life would I spend money on luxury items just for the name. Especially considering how poorly the polishes performed

  • @spottedleaf876
    @spottedleaf876 Před 2 lety +9

    THE CONTRAPOINTS REFERENCE WAS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL MY TWO QUEENS

  • @bombsfadeaway
    @bombsfadeaway Před 3 lety +1332

    I had to go back and rewatch the "rich person monologue" because the first time I was literally just watching Zyler living his best life.

    • @Spaceydoodle
      @Spaceydoodle Před 3 lety +16

      i had to go back and watch that part a second time, too, because i was giggling the whole time. reminded me of dr evil. in a good way :)

    • @ChizuruNumaX3
      @ChizuruNumaX3 Před 3 lety +1

      This.

    • @hj-ct2qi
      @hj-ct2qi Před 3 lety +13

      definitely watch contrapoints on YT if you haven't already, that's the channel she was spoofing in that segment

    • @Myr642
      @Myr642 Před 3 lety +2

      He’s so dang cute! I want to pet his little face!

    • @eangeleyesr6678
      @eangeleyesr6678 Před 3 lety

      Major “blofeld”-cat vibes 🤣

  • @StormTheBase
    @StormTheBase Před 3 lety +602

    loving the error symbols in the "what do you think" clip, REALLY CAPTURES THE CHAOTICNESS OF IT!

  • @Sparess
    @Sparess Před 2 lety +206

    "Why do brands use French just to sound fancy" Is such a good question. Especially since my personal opinion (and my friends have said the same things) is that French doesn't sound very elegant or pretty. When I think of France I think high-end or when something is French I suppose it's usually 'fancy', but the language itself is far from something 'pretty'... but that's just my opinion.

    • @cawesomewhatever
      @cawesomewhatever Před 2 lety +19

      Yeah I sexually say pomme de tere which means Apple of the ground or potato and it sounds so foreign so sexy. 🤣🤣no but really one of my friends said this and I went…potato?

    • @Sparess
      @Sparess Před 2 lety +10

      @@cawesomewhatever framboise is my personal favorite. The pronunciation just sounds so funny to me

    • @tiny._.sxnshine
      @tiny._.sxnshine Před 2 lety +9

      well it sounds really soft yet still not monotone or flat compared to other languages

    • @alexiane250
      @alexiane250 Před 2 lety +8

      maybe its because youtube wont let me see the rest of your comment but I just wanted to say gucci isn't french, it's Italian. The founder was Italian and is named after its Italian named and you know actually Italian founder.
      no shade to your point though. the other stuff owned by P&G now there's lots of french stuff like Dior, Channel, YSL, etc

    • @Miipmiip
      @Miipmiip Před 2 lety +9

      I mean, french is a really nice language. But, ofc, everyone has their opinion and the majority thinks that it’s pretty and elegant etc, or so popular things say

  • @harimsh
    @harimsh Před 2 lety +6

    what I absolutely adore about this woman is the fact that while her videos are always fun and entertainment, she always expresses her stance or opinion in a very professional, respectful and very educative manner. I cannot think of another human with this level of professionalism while being funny and being true to their self. I am back after so many years to her videos and so happy she has not changed a bit. Proud to be a fan ❤️

    • @vidhoard
      @vidhoard Před 2 lety

      Hmm, you're not going to like her newest video then haha. So sorry to tell you!

    • @harimsh
      @harimsh Před 2 lety +1

      @@vidhoard aw why though

    • @vidhoard
      @vidhoard Před 2 lety

      @@harimsh Did you watch it?

    • @harimsh
      @harimsh Před 2 lety

      @@vidhoard yeah she's just moving on that's all.

    • @vidhoard
      @vidhoard Před 2 lety

      @@harimsh haha sorry, youtube notifications showed me what your original comment was before you edited it. No worries. :) It's sad that she's moving on but it's what it best for her!

  • @findunham8957
    @findunham8957 Před 3 lety +9985

    Cristine: ‘My nails have been a little rough lately from all the swatching, to be completely transparent’
    Gucci’s Black polish: Did somebody say *transparent?*

  • @raigenhuss7030
    @raigenhuss7030 Před 3 lety +1732

    “As a 32 year old lady…”
    Me: sings Jennas “32 year old laadyyyy” then gets really sad 😔

  • @grizlybear4069
    @grizlybear4069 Před 2 lety +17

    THIS IS NOT MY IDEA, but can you do a series called "simply still got it" where you recreate youre most difficult nail desings

  • @debrasmith6672
    @debrasmith6672 Před 2 lety +4

    Excellent point! I like the way, the sensible way Christine approached this and educated about it. At 63, I have used expensive polishes and noticed the same thing. BECAUSE of Christine I’m not getting acrylic nails anymore either. My nails are slowly growing out, I own a farm so I don’t need the length, but feel better about myself.

  • @meganoleary9855
    @meganoleary9855 Před 3 lety +11911

    Cristine blurring out Tana, Jeffery and Shane’s faces was the best part

  • @PuppyMochi
    @PuppyMochi Před 3 lety +276

    I DID NOT EXPECT TO EVER HEAR CRISTINE SAY “let’s just raw-dog it” WHERE AM I

    • @PanAryn
      @PanAryn Před 3 lety

      Me neither! 😅

    • @thecallousone
      @thecallousone Před 3 lety +10

      she's been watching too much hassan 😂

    • @stagnantfox3027
      @stagnantfox3027 Před 3 lety +5

      You must be new. Check 2016 cristine

    • @cherryhappily
      @cherryhappily Před 3 lety +4

      you must be new

    • @jaash7981
      @jaash7981 Před 3 lety +1

      I thought she was gonna say "let's just bareback it" 💀💀

  • @melody.-.1839
    @melody.-.1839 Před 2 lety +1

    This is the first simply nailogical video I’ve watched in about 4 years and wow, the vibes have changed a bit and I am so glad I checked back in on the channel. I am subscribing now

  • @Queenb.90
    @Queenb.90 Před rokem +3

    This whole video had me cracking up but that last part is pure gold lmfaoooo!!! 🤣🤣🤣 love Cristine's sense of humor!

  • @thathotdogchick
    @thathotdogchick Před 3 lety +899

    This really felt like Cristine just had some fun making a video for the first time in a while, it’s so nice to see her happy 😃

    • @Maria-ot6me
      @Maria-ot6me Před 3 lety +11

      I felt that way completely!

    • @madi5286
      @madi5286 Před 3 lety +13

      Comments like these are kinda messed up - either youre right and now she's bummed that you could tell she was feeling down which she didnt want to share OR you're wrong and she feels pressure to act 'happier' in videos. Either way you dont need to put down her other content to give a compliment. Something to consider.

    • @thathotdogchick
      @thathotdogchick Před 3 lety +13

      @@madi5286 or maybe I just wanted to say she looks happy, something to consider 😉

    • @Maria-ot6me
      @Maria-ot6me Před 3 lety +2

      @@madi5286 It was literally an observation! There was a noticable change in her demeanor here! That's it!

    • @mrrpmeowmeow
      @mrrpmeowmeow Před 3 lety +3

      @@thathotdogchick no need to be a little shit 😉

  • @ContraPoints
    @ContraPoints Před 3 lety +7701

    I KNOW WHEN IM BEING MOCKED MRS NAILOGICAL (uwu)

  • @ValentinaB2001
    @ValentinaB2001 Před 2 lety +6

    I don't know why when I saw the tent I thought "Wait, are there people who buy that at that price? With that I can buy a new house here in Colombia" and I'm not kidding, literally that amount buys you a house here in Colombia

  • @0SpxxkyBxnes0
    @0SpxxkyBxnes0 Před 2 lety

    You are my favorite. I know when I’m having a bad day I can watch your videos and you cheer me up.

  • @HarryStikers
    @HarryStikers Před 3 lety +738

    "As a 32 year old lady"
    Me: *immediate excitement, followed by genuinely tearing up*

  • @KrisJustus
    @KrisJustus Před 3 lety +455

    Oh my GOD the Contrapoints parody, I knew exactly what she was doing as soon as she started it. The delivery was ON POINT.

    • @badrabbit0077
      @badrabbit0077 Před 3 lety +13

      ❤️❤️ Lulz So I'm not the only one who noticed.

    • @charliebustos6319
      @charliebustos6319 Před 3 lety

      Yesss!!

    • @lyrickarla5913
      @lyrickarla5913 Před 2 lety

      Not even 2 minutes and I already hear her sociology knowledge - (as a sociologist myself) LOVE IT !

  • @sukisuki1771
    @sukisuki1771 Před 2 lety

    I just wanted to say thank you for existing, I’ve been horribly sick for the past few days and watching your vids made me smile

  • @tracycampbell9880
    @tracycampbell9880 Před 2 lety +8

    That sweet little dose of sociology mixed in was amazing, and I can’t wait to see more of it.

  • @A_ree_ta
    @A_ree_ta Před 3 lety +694

    “This will be a business expense”
    Ben: *thinking about the taxes*

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety +2

      Do you want to hug me? Then I have to shatter your dreams: I am in a relationship with TWO females! They are also huge fans of me, YT Megastar AxxL! Please don't be too disappointed, dear aree

    • @quixx611
      @quixx611 Před 3 lety +2

      @@AxxLAfriku thank you for making me laugh 🙃

    • @A_ree_ta
      @A_ree_ta Před 3 lety

      @@AxxLAfriku ummmmm….thank you?

  • @thecallousone
    @thecallousone Před 3 lety +657

    absolutely love how she reminds us on a regular basis that she has a sociology degree

    • @skaTour
      @skaTour Před 3 lety +27

      as a fellow sociology degree comrade, I approve so hard too! Probably going to show my high school kids this video at some point for the educational value

    • @danana4867
      @danana4867 Před 3 lety

      Ikr and she makes it actually make sense

  • @sheenabermudez4951
    @sheenabermudez4951 Před 2 lety +1

    This was so goofy, I freaking love it! I missed you, Simply 🥰

  • @plaonx3750
    @plaonx3750 Před 2 lety +2

    ive not been keeping up with Kristines uploads since 2019 but ive started to keep up again and- my god has she not changed, i love it

  • @spookayitsme
    @spookayitsme Před 3 lety +2634

    😳 That "Backpack" looks exactly like the satchel that Dominos delivered my pizza in!
    The little pouches? Yeah, they're for the garlic bread, chicken fingers and dipping sauce!!

    • @shayshores4571
      @shayshores4571 Před 3 lety +11

      lol

    • @dionathan9099
      @dionathan9099 Před 2 lety +8

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sertapylmaz2805
      @sertapylmaz2805 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/nzmdAIVGdn8/video.html

    • @lovelyqueen5120
      @lovelyqueen5120 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/users/shortsbzkUe688yAE?feature=share

    • @Sweettweety666
      @Sweettweety666 Před 2 lety +7

      Maybe Gucci did that on purpose because gamers mote of the time are stereotyped: they are only gaming 24/7 and only eating pizza. I would actually see that as a big wink to all the gaming nerds. I am a gamer and I like this kind of humour. ;-)

  • @Elkae
    @Elkae Před 3 lety +394

    “We’re just gonna raw-dog it with no base coat” CRISTINE NO WHYYY would you put that in my brain 😭

    • @violet8807
      @violet8807 Před 3 lety +3

      I choked on my water men she said that.🤣

    • @englishmajorloser
      @englishmajorloser Před 3 lety +7

      Of all the phrases she could have picked up from Hasan it had to be this one lol

    • @ANKAY21
      @ANKAY21 Před 3 lety +2

      I didnt even watch it yet
      I heard her voice. Lets see how accurate i am
      Edit:Holy shit i was accurate

    • @artluver94c
      @artluver94c Před 3 lety +6

      She got this from Hasan and I'm still convinced she doesn't exactly know what it really means. Lol

    • @Lushesandblushes
      @Lushesandblushes Před 3 lety

      right I never heard that before

  • @SKYALISE
    @SKYALISE Před 2 lety +3

    Christine's speech about gucci near the end literally helped my write my sociology assessment on consumption

  • @felis4546
    @felis4546 Před 2 lety +1

    This is so good😍 your monologue about consumption😂

  • @yellowmellow2033
    @yellowmellow2033 Před 3 lety +480

    *talking about sociology with solid informative pathos backing*
    zyler: mmmm scritches

  • @taylor.mcsloy
    @taylor.mcsloy Před 3 lety +420

    What I absolutely adore about her is the she is so witty and funny yet so deeply intelligent. She never fails to keep me interested

  • @bankruptbitch7104
    @bankruptbitch7104 Před 2 lety +2

    the house of gucci trailer spoof was absolutely amazing- gaga would be proud

  • @kats3630
    @kats3630 Před 2 lety +1

    I like how this video is an educative one, and not just concerning nail polish.

  • @Zoxia9
    @Zoxia9 Před 3 lety +347

    I'm just impressed that Zyler stayed throughout the Contrapoints style segment.

    • @Loveyoutubesomuch
      @Loveyoutubesomuch Před 3 lety +7

      I was literally waiting for the moment he walks out saying I'm done with the human race

    • @MontageLegacy
      @MontageLegacy Před 3 lety +3

      Da queen

  • @aureo2067
    @aureo2067 Před 3 lety +451

    You know when Cristine says "it's a business expense" its some ridiculous overpriced item that Ben regrets.

  • @virginiabushnell3042
    @virginiabushnell3042 Před 2 lety

    This made me laugh out loud for a solid minute. Thank you!!!

  • @AC-sp3ik
    @AC-sp3ik Před 2 lety +2

    I’m a 33 year old American public school teacher trying to survive in a wealthy school district. So happy that you’re doing this. Haven’t watched in a while, but this is somewhere between a sassy conversation with a friend, a classroom lesson, and a CZcams video to turn my brain off after a hard day. Perfection! Et en plus, j’enseigne le français.

  • @alokilal1733
    @alokilal1733 Před 3 lety +902

    She is truly one of the funniest CZcams r’s out there

  • @mitchelljakubka
    @mitchelljakubka Před 3 lety +274

    Honestly it’s AWESOME to see a non-Holo Taco video on the channel again. Love her polish brand, but I’ve missed her playing with and trying out new products!

    • @cherryhappily
      @cherryhappily Před 3 lety +14

      agreed, i’m so happy for her brand and how much she loves it, but i miss a variety of content! but whatever makes Cristine happy and motivated to make videos is fine

  • @philostopher1
    @philostopher1 Před 2 lety +1

    Chef's kiss on the Contra nod. I was thinking, "wow, that looks like ..." when you said it.

  • @Adonya
    @Adonya Před 2 lety

    You are hella entertaining! 🤣 (Thank you, YT, for the recommendation!)

  • @owluxe166
    @owluxe166 Před 3 lety +464

    Wasn't expecting this but I'm pretty sure the end-point-mini-essay has universally confirmed Christine's place as the best CZcamsr always and forever

    • @cjjoshlin3006
      @cjjoshlin3006 Před 3 lety +20

      @@spookybarns nope, she was acknowledging she was using her format. It was tribute.

    • @Museofmemory
      @Museofmemory Před 3 lety +4

      @@spookybarns I think any beef between Natalie and Cristine would be the sweetest, politest, most rationally argued beef in history.

  • @pieskotkura
    @pieskotkura Před 3 lety +375

    oh my GOD, the ContraPoints nod has got me DEAD in love

  • @sherryperson4558
    @sherryperson4558 Před 2 lety +2

    I love how every time I watch one of your videos I learn something. Maybe that’s just the broke college student in me, but I’ll JUMP on some free, coherent lessons.

  • @HollyG6
    @HollyG6 Před 2 lety

    Oh my God this is the best thing I've seen from you in a while. I busted out laughing when the menchie name came on the screen and the music dropped.

  • @Charuchii
    @Charuchii Před 3 lety +208

    I honestly was about to type “has Christine been watching Contrapoints” during the rich people speech and then my question was answered

    • @daeric16da
      @daeric16da Před 3 lety +2

      SAME hahaha

    • @WitchOracle
      @WitchOracle Před 3 lety

      okay but I was just coming here to say this, glad I'm not the only one 😂

  • @vinimb1215
    @vinimb1215 Před 3 lety +402

    Ahh that contrapoints homage was so on point!😍

    • @beckyeastham9426
      @beckyeastham9426 Před 3 lety +11

      I loved it

    • @inchw0rm
      @inchw0rm Před 3 lety +4

      right! hahaha

    • @susannahdarby6698
      @susannahdarby6698 Před 3 lety +3

      Yesss! So good

    • @isabelchmontuenga
      @isabelchmontuenga Před 3 lety +5

      I am here for it. She could branch into that kind of content and i would be happy (dont believe she will, too time consuming)

    • @hridyanadappattel4400
      @hridyanadappattel4400 Před 3 lety +3

      I was missing the ~ _Reflection time with Simply MomLogical_ ~ introductory montage until she mentioned contrapoints. Then in true simply fashion, I proceeded to get confused at the *H* ouse of Mencci whatever xD

  • @nancyhgardneryoutube8494
    @nancyhgardneryoutube8494 Před 2 lety +2

    Anyone who didn’t know this wouldn’t turn into a lecture, clearly doesn’t know this channel well enough 😂

  • @Kelsey5
    @Kelsey5 Před 2 lety +1

    I love how she educates and entertains us

  • @maceystewart8866
    @maceystewart8866 Před 3 lety +597

    The "whaddya think???" is growing and progressively becoming way more intimidating. Soon it will sound like a bunch of screaming I called it ladies and gents! No but really I love that cutscene but it literally scared the shit outta me lol

    • @georginavasvari4906
      @georginavasvari4906 Před 3 lety +9

      okay but i haven't seen that clip for so long and i phisically jumped almost out of my chair from happiness when i got to it. Cristine is amazing

    • @maceystewart8866
      @maceystewart8866 Před 3 lety

      @@georginavasvari4906 lol we love our holo queen

    • @123456789babaq
      @123456789babaq Před 3 lety +1

      My poor nephew jumped because i watching yt on our tv 💀 i feel so bad, but i did laugh at his shook face 😅

    • @ameliathorp7508
      @ameliathorp7508 Před 3 lety

      I thought the same exact thing 😂😂

  • @nofilterbtxh5000
    @nofilterbtxh5000 Před 3 lety +4076

    “As a 32 years old lady”-oh my heart,this reminded me of Jenna Marbles 😭😂❤️

    • @asparagusmccarty727
      @asparagusmccarty727 Před 3 lety +122

      I miss Jenna 😭

    • @taragilesbie94
      @taragilesbie94 Před 3 lety +43

      i came here to say this thank you

    • @melanieannplans2666
      @melanieannplans2666 Před 3 lety +67

      OMG I was literally going to comment that I heard Jenna singing this line. Not sure if that was intentional by Cristine buuut it was a nice homage to the Queen of CZcams.

    • @cadenschmidt6877
      @cadenschmidt6877 Před 3 lety +46

      @@melanieannplans2666 I'm hoping it's intentional 🥺 I know they are both friends with each other

    • @annieapple8974
      @annieapple8974 Před 2 lety +11

      We all miss her 😭🥺

  • @jayare6804
    @jayare6804 Před 2 lety +1

    exquisite video. entertaining, social commentary, and 80s music montage parody. perfection!

  • @soraninja
    @soraninja Před 2 lety +5

    Ok I'll be honest I came here thinking I missed the channel but it's just gunna be Christine and Ben being silly for 10 minute's .... I was thankfully wrong! I loved the ContraPoints segment and the Menci outro wins hands down! THIS IS WHAT I SUBSCRIBED FORRR

  • @charliebustos6319
    @charliebustos6319 Před 3 lety +291

    That “mencci” outro was everything.

  • @bethraison9913
    @bethraison9913 Před 3 lety +303

    I love how it says "monthly payments available" so that you can get your 600 dollar t-shirt on a budget

    • @carlycrays2831
      @carlycrays2831 Před 3 lety +10

      That is sad

    • @sailorgotchi
      @sailorgotchi Před 3 lety +5

      considering they may use monthly payment apps like afterpay or something, it would still be like $150 every 2 weeks for 4 payments LMFAO

    • @aylindemirhan3657
      @aylindemirhan3657 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/vM6YwVtcJjg/video.html

    • @okayswayway6068
      @okayswayway6068 Před 3 lety

      what if you can’t continue to pay it do they like repo your shirt?

    • @user-hc8vi7bv7x
      @user-hc8vi7bv7x Před 3 lety +1

      @@okayswayway6068 it automatically comes out of your bank account. If there is no more money you get sued if you don't send it back

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins7551 Před 2 lety +2

    Thank you for being super transparent about the parasocial relationships between an audience and the CZcamsr they like. :) I appreciate that, the transparency and shade being thrown at the “things cost more cause of the label” thing, I appreciate that. Plus, as a sociology student, it warms my cold little dead heart.
    Honestly, I’m more willing to pay money for fair trade. Like for example, I prefer buying the Tony Chocolonely bar, even if it’s 5 bucks per bar, cause they support fair trade, and are huge advocates for stopping the chocolate slave trade, which I appreciate. Plus, they taste super good. ☺️ and the bars are as thick as two fingers, super good. It’s not paying for a name, it’s paying for quality, and what the company stands for.

  • @Migaya
    @Migaya Před 2 lety +7

    I'm going "ackkk, bleghhhhhh" at every gucci swatch. We stan a pigmented HoloTaco

    • @maggiepalumbo6647
      @maggiepalumbo6647 Před 2 lety +1

      lets face it the gucci logo is tacky and there things scream *i need validation im rich* the only things that look good are their plain purses that do NOT have their logo all over it

  • @isabellamesenbrink2211
    @isabellamesenbrink2211 Před 3 lety +148

    I ADORE the duality of this channel. One second I’m contemplating the philosophy behind assigning worth to objects that have little intrinsic value, the next I’m watching a luxury cat. It’s a rollercoaster ride of emotions and I’m here for it.

  • @lost-my-way
    @lost-my-way Před 3 lety +492

    These polishes made me legit sad. That is an insane amount of money for such poor quality. It's not like the brand couldn't afford better ingredients used for their products. Can't say I'm surprised.
    Your closing segment was so cute! I really appreciated the mini lesson thrown in there and the whole Zyler and Menchi set up made me smile so big!

    • @emmekinsthesquirrel8126
      @emmekinsthesquirrel8126 Před 3 lety +4

      I honestly feel like it's intentionally bad just the companies way to get a laugh like haha look at these idiots buying garbage

  • @AlbertasWorldDebates
    @AlbertasWorldDebates Před 2 lety

    Why was this the most entertaining thing I’ve seen all year 🤦🏽‍♀️❤️

  • @tayroberts4530
    @tayroberts4530 Před 2 lety

    I forgot how much I love your channel, You crack me up
    :)

  • @itdoesdeath
    @itdoesdeath Před 3 lety +185

    As a huge ContraPoints stan this is the crossover content I never knew I needed. If you’re looking to branch out with collections I would buy a Contra x Simply box set in a HEARTBEAT…just imagine the polishes: blue to electric pink multichrome called Bisexual Mood Lighting. A gunmetal grey with red flecks called Guillotine Grey (the red is the blood of the bourgeoisie). A pale cream with a red shimmer called Daddy’s Milk (for the Jordan Peterson video, the red is for the lobster queen). A green gold linear holo called Opulence…the possibilities are endless

  • @MounticornHunter
    @MounticornHunter Před 3 lety +306

    Absolutely obsessed with when you became Contrapoints and very pleased with myself for knowing that’s what you were doing 💅🏼

    • @Annkelia
      @Annkelia Před 3 lety +23

      As soon as it cut to that scene I knew I needed to go to the comment section and upvote/say something!

    • @12Tecpatl
      @12Tecpatl Před 3 lety +3

      of course anyone would get the reference, she's the only trans person cis ppl like to listen to

    • @MounticornHunter
      @MounticornHunter Před 3 lety +10

      @@Annkelia I’m just glad to see her having so much fun with her videos again ☺️

    • @hephaestus_workshop
      @hephaestus_workshop Před 3 lety +23

      @@12Tecpatl I mean, she has a major platform that a lot of other trans people don’t have. And makes very interesting, well articulated videos. Idk if it was just bc I’m bad at reading tone, but that sounded a little disparaging.

    • @RCrystal34
      @RCrystal34 Před 3 lety +2

      Same! I loved it and I felt so proud for understanding before she said it 🤣

  • @jcgaming1146
    @jcgaming1146 Před 2 lety

    Loving the little history lesson towards the end of this video hshs

  • @gabiluch87
    @gabiluch87 Před 3 lety +359

    Cristine saying "I'm a 32 year old lady" like Jenna used to... 😭

    • @skinnylolly
      @skinnylolly Před 3 lety +31

      yeah, it instantly made me sad ...I miss Jenna's good vibes. I love Cristine's content tough ;)

    • @maddyvxo
      @maddyvxo Před 3 lety +7

      i’m a 🎵🎶 32 year old ladyyyyyyy🎶🎵

    • @jasmint3207
      @jasmint3207 Před 3 lety +4

      She's holding the torch and giving a nod :) I liked it and I hope it makes Jenna smile, if she watches this.