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  • @TimoKanal
    @TimoKanal Před 7 lety +383

    0:20 "Please enter your gender and the name you wish to be identified, *ass*"

  • @elo6344
    @elo6344 Před 6 lety +4122

    Legend says Kirito is still looking for a Username

    • @fbiinvestigator4825
      @fbiinvestigator4825 Před 6 lety +149

      Legend says....that the entire story of sao never happened...it was just kirito imagining things while finding a name.....

    • @victorc3354
      @victorc3354 Před 5 lety +11

      Lol

    • @thegamingnoob-pw2dc
      @thegamingnoob-pw2dc Před 5 lety +13

      Dude is been 66 years since then he going to give soon... I think

    • @ejelecflametails6657
      @ejelecflametails6657 Před 5 lety +34

      He found one xX_K1RITo_xX_KillMe!

    • @Orangeyouglad870
      @Orangeyouglad870 Před 5 lety +2

      He could just be blank like the protagonists from no game no life.
      Except I like them too much to have SAO’s image plastered on them.

  • @alongcamematthew
    @alongcamematthew Před rokem +105

    last time i watched this video i was a 7th grader in middle school, im now an 18 year old about to go off to college, thank you for being a part of my childhood and bringing me joy in a time when i didn’t know how much it meant until now

  • @goblinslayer310
    @goblinslayer310 Před 5 lety +712

    "If you're killed, you have lost very important part of your life." Asuna 2015
    How philosophic.

    • @Kix3nn
      @Kix3nn Před 4 lety +9

      If your killed you lose your life

    • @user-bp5hz4hn6l
      @user-bp5hz4hn6l Před 4 lety +3

      U lose the rest of the life xD

    • @linkensl6487
      @linkensl6487 Před 4 lety +2

      You can't lost something if you don't have it know. How you can own past year if it is already gone and the future years of life that you did not lived yet ( sry for my English grammar)

    • @clarkkent1473
      @clarkkent1473 Před 4 lety +1

      HOW DO I EAT YOU!!!

    • @asheer9114
      @asheer9114 Před 4 lety +1

      "Servants die when they are killed" Jaguar Warrior 2020*
      -----------------------------------
      *Fate Grand Order/Babylonia.

  • @mashkuu8627
    @mashkuu8627 Před 6 lety +1445

    - Kirito-kun I love you .
    - I know , I love me too .

  • @Potaytowhales
    @Potaytowhales Před 7 lety +1988

    Heathcliff: "Everyone important is dead"
    Klein: Hey im still alive"
    Healthcliff: "Everyone _IMPORTANT_"

    • @dio8565
      @dio8565 Před 7 lety +30

      Tfs.

    • @dio8565
      @dio8565 Před 7 lety

      Asjad Arshad Yeah

    • @izayaorihara5274
      @izayaorihara5274 Před 7 lety +14

      I died here

    • @gingeetheginge6071
      @gingeetheginge6071 Před 7 lety +17

      JavierX Audio originally from Dragon Ball Z Abridged by Team Four Star.

    • @Sabshark
      @Sabshark Před 7 lety +8

      The irony? the voice of Healthcliff in sao abridged is the same guy who did napa in DBZ abridged

  • @yharim2613
    @yharim2613 Před 5 lety +1406

    10% pain
    20% pain
    15% concentrated the power of pain
    5% pain
    50% Pain
    And 100% reason to remember the pain

  • @plainblocks2
    @plainblocks2 Před 4 lety +136

    Kirito: *spits sick rhymes at Asuna*
    Asuna: *does the same*
    Kirito and Agil: ThE FuCk yoU hAve a DiCk?!

  • @Akira-ns7jb
    @Akira-ns7jb Před 7 lety +309

    Kirito is the legend27 of SAO

    • @ynw8172
      @ynw8172 Před 7 lety +10

      Ken Kaneki I totally agree xD

    • @laky3348
      @laky3348 Před 7 lety +15

      Im supposed to be playing SAO but this one player keeps kicking my ass

    • @kaykmartins7335
      @kaykmartins7335 Před 7 lety +4

      Cant wait for the oficcial release of Sword Art Online on real life but i still need to wait 1 year ;-;

    • @Alex-md5gq
      @Alex-md5gq Před 7 lety +1

      AHAHAHAH

    • @tk_ae0673
      @tk_ae0673 Před 6 lety +1

      No I am! Asuna will always be the legend27 lol

  • @NO122221
    @NO122221 Před 5 lety +227

    Me: see Dark Souls on thumbnail
    *click*

  • @animegacha3479
    @animegacha3479 Před 5 lety +617

    That ending.....
    FBI OPEN UP!

  • @KnightGlint
    @KnightGlint Před 5 lety +118

    VR Dark Souls 3? Bring it on!
    One hour later... where's the log out button!!! Oh god no no I don't want to die again!

  • @thegamingbark3213
    @thegamingbark3213 Před 6 lety +137

    4:22 me in school

  • @ChristinaAvery16
    @ChristinaAvery16 Před 7 lety +123

    ''i go to eat at a big restaurant the waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork. i tell her i want the fork she tell meh ''everybody want to f*** i tell her you no understand? i wanna fork on the table she said YOU BETTER NOT F*** ON THE TABLE YOU SON OF A BETCH i dont even know the lady and she callin meh a son of a betch'' Lmao 😂😂😂

  • @grojzow11
    @grojzow11 Před 6 lety +641

    HOW IS THIS AGE RESTRICTED!!!!!!?!???!

  • @rhyethepie2741
    @rhyethepie2741 Před 4 lety +47

    Asuna: I'm pregnant...
    Kirito: NIGERUNDAYOOOO

  • @elwood8147
    @elwood8147 Před 5 lety +311

    Me:-Kirito!
    Kirito:-Uh?
    Me:-There's something on your face!
    Kirito:-What?
    Me:-(*punch his face*) IT WAS PAIN!

  • @Sowjetmuffin
    @Sowjetmuffin Před 6 lety +354

    Asuna: "Who was the person in the black robe you chased?" Kirito: "It was... JOHN CENA!!!" *Da-dada-daaa!* *Da-dada-daaa!*

  • @Latteboyo
    @Latteboyo Před 6 lety +39

    10% luck
    20% Skill
    15% concentrated power of will
    5% pleasure
    50% Pain
    and% 100 to remember the name
    XD

  • @DTWesker
    @DTWesker Před 6 lety +73

    If the game was really a vr version of Dark Souls III, there won't be any survivors and the incident would be over in several weeks since everybody just dies.

    • @aaronforsyth3486
      @aaronforsyth3486 Před 4 lety +10

      Nag you'd get that 1 smartass who sat in firelink the entire time looking under the firekeeprer dress

    • @Ozziemandias56
      @Ozziemandias56 Před 4 lety +2

      Plus asuming its like normal Dark Souls all souls are shared so you could level up like crazy.

    • @aaronforsyth3486
      @aaronforsyth3486 Před 4 lety +4

      @@Ozziemandias56 haha you're right. But only 50 percent since that's how much summons get. It's be pretty safe levelling really

    • @Ozziemandias56
      @Ozziemandias56 Před 4 lety +3

      @@aaronforsyth3486 and don't forget we are all players here which means we get the usual benefit of in lore immortality. So long as we have support groups to prevent hollowing people dying would only provide more strength.

    • @aaronforsyth3486
      @aaronforsyth3486 Před 4 lety +4

      @@Ozziemandias56 omg you're right plus this also means bosses for everyone as well so there aren't only 1 completetion so like a really big stream of souls constantly

  • @boomerangcowboy5801
    @boomerangcowboy5801 Před 6 lety +224

    1:32 best part

    • @ruthwin9835
      @ruthwin9835 Před 6 lety +11

      My #### bigger than a bridge
      Your #### look like a little kids
      My #### large like a charger
      The whole team your #### look like your fourteen
      My #### lock in a cage right
      Your #### suffer from stage fright
      My #### so hot its stolen
      Your #### look like Gary Coleman
      Sorry if I was wrong 😄😄😄

    • @cailieisidro5758
      @cailieisidro5758 Před 6 lety +4

      Well I thought of it funny then again good roasting

    • @justineani7901
      @justineani7901 Před 6 lety +6

      Emma Salandanan she got a dick?

    • @achy7872
      @achy7872 Před 5 lety +2

      I agree. Asuna's expression is priceless btw

  • @raiderfrost9599
    @raiderfrost9599 Před 7 lety +140

    7:33 that last one will forever be in bedded in my mind.

  • @bucciallatisscarabhairclip7039

    I watche the last episode today and now Yt is recommending me this
    My FBI Agent must like me

  • @cylical7135
    @cylical7135 Před 5 lety +1647

    Who be watchin in 2019?

  • @ranotraino
    @ranotraino Před 8 lety +411

    Kirito
    Kiritomato
    Kiriku
    HandsomeBanana
    Julius Sneezer
    JesusHentaiChrist
    RootinTootinPutin
    Levi lips

    • @Kirito0609
      @Kirito0609 Před 8 lety +65

      and
      xx_X-X_xxUltraBIGdickPussyDestroyArKIKIRITOundead69FULL4KGAMER1999xxx777REKT30cmOMG_WTF

    • @bill9480
      @bill9480 Před 8 lety +4

      Im the real Kirito who are you?

    • @Aluminiaum
      @Aluminiaum Před 8 lety +2

      test
      what is kirito's real name

    • @Kirito0609
      @Kirito0609 Před 8 lety +4

      Kirigaya Kazuto

    • @Kirito0609
      @Kirito0609 Před 8 lety +2

      why are so much shits coppying me?

  • @Olivia-iv7xj
    @Olivia-iv7xj Před 6 lety +115

    4:58
    When you put on god mode on in Skyrim

  • @petersonkid2
    @petersonkid2 Před 4 lety +4

    What’s even better about 3:36 is that takahata101, who voices Nappa in DBZA, also voices Heathcliff in SAOA.

  • @TheEsdaniel
    @TheEsdaniel Před 5 lety +20

    6:22 my god a gamer poop mass effect reference i love it!

  • @CroLuxGAMEE
    @CroLuxGAMEE Před 8 lety +120

    "Dark Souls 3", "Prepare your anus edition" my sides xD

  • @KxttyRei
    @KxttyRei Před 7 lety +54

    This was one of my first anime series. I nearly died.

  • @nerosoul2506
    @nerosoul2506 Před 4 lety +19

    *sees Klein*
    “Oh hey balsy!”
    “MY NAME IS KLEIN!!!!!!!”

    • @outlawprinz
      @outlawprinz Před 4 lety

      funfact: "klein" means tiny or little in german.......
      Just like "Your a little child"-> "Du bist ein kleines Kind"
      No matter how kind you are, german children are Kinder ^ . ^

  • @jubisvaldo5450
    @jubisvaldo5450 Před 5 lety +82

    6:08 Tensei Shitara Slime Data Ken is that you???

  • @alexeil.8568
    @alexeil.8568 Před 7 lety +246

    still the fucking funniest video in the world

    • @kencastaneda9270
      @kencastaneda9270 Před 7 lety

      Alexei Wolf no

    • @alexeil.8568
      @alexeil.8568 Před 7 lety +3

      yah. especially the russian part near the end. It's my favorite part cuz im russian and even when i showed my parents they laughed at it

    • @mariotreghini6576
      @mariotreghini6576 Před 7 lety +2

      Yeah 😂

    • @tennisparker2990
      @tennisparker2990 Před 7 lety +4

      Alexei Wolf i liked the mexican part (cuz i am mexican)

    • @light1888
      @light1888 Před 7 lety +2

      Alexei Wolf you have a bad sense of humor then

  • @ahappyjackolantern
    @ahappyjackolantern Před 7 lety +1614

    Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

  • @hizukinozomi
    @hizukinozomi Před 5 lety +44

    1:08 "LAVATE LAS MANOS!!"
    ME MUEROOOOO!!! (I'M DYING) 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DarkRed
    @DarkRed Před 5 lety +68

    If you’re killed you lost a very important part of your life
    Ummmm
    AMERICA EXPLAIN

  • @pluto_kun
    @pluto_kun Před 8 lety +72

    The smoking kills one is hilarious

  • @Maplie
    @Maplie Před 7 lety +146

    4:31 The most intense battle that every MMO player can relate to

  • @lordlol1130
    @lordlol1130 Před 4 lety +11

    The ending destroyed SAO for me for ever. I loved it. R.I.P. 😭

  • @shahalamfaizi5465
    @shahalamfaizi5465 Před 4 lety +8

    When you recognized every abridged voice over from both DBZ and SAO .

  • @starglaze-
    @starglaze- Před 7 lety +54

    0:43
    This is 10% luck
    20% skill
    15% conctraded power of will
    5% pleasure
    50% pain
    And 100% to remember the name!
    Song: Remember the name by Fort Minor

  • @KNAIN420
    @KNAIN420 Před 7 lety +212

    Why didn't Kirito tried to name himself TheLegend27 it wasn't taken on that time ?

    • @fairuzjumadi
      @fairuzjumadi Před 7 lety +1

      K-NAIN Hahahahahahaha Game Of war reference

    • @ChelseaMayy
      @ChelseaMayy Před 7 lety +1

      K-NAIN is it the legend 27

    • @mirramig
      @mirramig Před 6 lety

      K-NAIN fucking.... GENUISSSSSSS

    • @Nirzien
      @Nirzien Před 6 lety

      How about just leave it blank

  • @BrandenMyersV2
    @BrandenMyersV2 Před 3 lety +9

    Crazy 2 think I saw this 5 years ago and I still love it. I’m graduating this year. Thank you defi brilator 4 making my chilhood a bit better :)

  • @Florian-zh6gu
    @Florian-zh6gu Před rokem +2

    6 years ago, I watch this and I cameback after rewatch SAO damn this CRACK is still awesome

  • @onlineuser1990
    @onlineuser1990 Před 6 lety +58

    1:08 GUYS I JUST REALIZED THE ILLUSION SPELL KIRITO USED, HE BECOMED THE GLEAMING EYE

  • @olveiraricardo
    @olveiraricardo Před 7 lety +302

    More like "Sword Ass Online" - Noble 2016

    • @armedweiss5531
      @armedweiss5531 Před 7 lety +3

      #SwordAssOnlineSucksAss

    • @light1888
      @light1888 Před 7 lety +1

      Ricardo Olveira your dad must have not raised you right if you complaining about asses.

    • @IIIAlwaysGamerIII
      @IIIAlwaysGamerIII Před 7 lety +1

      Sweet Ass Online. How do you like that

    • @juliannelheoricadesagun3877
      @juliannelheoricadesagun3877 Před 6 lety

      AlwaysGamer 👑👑👑👜😈🎓👭💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁ll😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁0099😁😁😁😁errtyrjy3t555798yjm mguihhrt4yiu,!..Iyt#4434444r3dp 87r 4444r4444444444444444444444/rrrrþrr5trhcx b3yb5iqm5n7pu d

    • @mirramig
      @mirramig Před 6 lety

      Ricardo Olveira it's ok we all know that you were dropped as a child you don't need to hide it by being a douch

  • @theoneeyedking9320
    @theoneeyedking9320 Před 5 lety +19

    What the hell happened in the last 7 minutes of my life

  • @lold6d2
    @lold6d2 Před 6 lety +87

    4:11 XDDDD

  • @nopers4117
    @nopers4117 Před 6 lety +53

    5:27 much pain

  • @nasturcja13
    @nasturcja13 Před 7 lety +32

    4:19 OMG, It killed me, help pls XDD
    You're fucking master

  • @swinty6058
    @swinty6058 Před 5 lety +7

    Thank you Kirito!
    But Asuna is in another castle!
    Kirito:............ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @MariaAna-wk4ix
    @MariaAna-wk4ix Před 5 lety +10

    3:29 i love that face

    • @achy7872
      @achy7872 Před 5 lety

      Yeah so cute

    • @maisan9944
      @maisan9944 Před 5 lety

      @@achy7872 hey you is brother kirito 1 v1?

  • @Duardo_hey
    @Duardo_hey Před 8 lety +73

    The Nokia one made me laugh soo hard i almost killed myself from exaustion LMFAO

  • @bigdogk55gmail
    @bigdogk55gmail Před 7 lety +82

    4:45 read it and died

  • @heitorveras9777
    @heitorveras9777 Před 4 lety +2

    Oh dear lord, i remember the last time that i did see this video on 2016 this is so nostalgic

  • @TheStickman234
    @TheStickman234 Před 4 lety +8

    I definitely heard the cutlery joke b4. XD
    The waiter brought me a spoon, a knife & no fork... XD

  • @vunguyen2246
    @vunguyen2246 Před 7 lety +18

    3:46 best part!

  • @Peacheselaine21
    @Peacheselaine21 Před 7 lety +30

    0:43 IS FUCKING PERFECT!!

  • @Pundae
    @Pundae Před 4 lety +8

    "Dark souls 3" *skyrim music plays*

  • @sefaparcal9029
    @sefaparcal9029 Před 4 lety +2

    your humor is so impressing. I have never seen funny video like tihs.

  • @LieuTenant08
    @LieuTenant08 Před 7 lety +45

    3:46 -- 4:08 i wana a fork in the table xD haahha

  • @mathewgodfrey1517
    @mathewgodfrey1517 Před 8 lety +7

    3:34 It's funny because the guy who voices Nappa in DBZ Abridged is also Kayaba in SAO Abridged

  • @shehyarmanoppo3839
    @shehyarmanoppo3839 Před 6 lety +1

    This channel is where I watch all anime crack I hope this channel grows

  • @nekoz4984
    @nekoz4984 Před 5 lety +9

    5:13 I'm laughing so hard wtf omg

  • @milu5470
    @milu5470 Před 8 lety +196

    it was JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAAA tuturututurututuru
    kill me pls

  • @matija2062
    @matija2062 Před 8 lety +74

    (this joke is made by me x3)
    Kirito: Asuna, How do you spell your name backwards?
    Asuna: ...
    *ba dum tss*

  • @KitsuneRokaku
    @KitsuneRokaku Před 6 lety +4

    3:35 I find that funny because in SOA Abridged Heathcliff was voiced by Takahata101 who voices Nappa in DBZA

  • @fedorchib
    @fedorchib Před 4 lety +25

    6:52 с каких это пор англоязычные видео используют русские мемы?

  • @HumblestMaster
    @HumblestMaster Před 8 lety +44

    Noooo the LightSaber sound at 0:36 , I loved it :,( ! But Thank you , another amazing Crack ( and remasteresed *-* ) !

  • @yavus6441
    @yavus6441 Před 7 lety +33

    The username is taken

  • @bunnyxielian
    @bunnyxielian Před 5 lety +6

    SAO: hey can i copy your coat
    durarara: yeah just make it a little different so no one notices
    SAO: oh gotcha

  • @CriticalHeat
    @CriticalHeat Před 4 lety +4

    Me: *watching this video while eating*
    Also me: *choking because I laugh when I have food in my mouth and not when I'm free to laugh*

  • @luisbarrios9400
    @luisbarrios9400 Před 8 lety +32

    "Prepare your anus edition"
    PREPARED LONG AGO, SON.

  • @berchisergiu9810
    @berchisergiu9810 Před 7 lety +197

    I love you,Kirito!!
    I love Emilia!!

  • @bloodeagle5889
    @bloodeagle5889 Před 6 lety +1

    I only recently started watching SAO, so glad to see you did one for this too. Your Attack on Titan one is fucking fantastic!

  • @fleischfresser2452
    @fleischfresser2452 Před 6 lety

    Hab selten was so gutes gesehen zum lachen feier dich sehr

  • @nasturcja13
    @nasturcja13 Před 7 lety +389

    Kiritomato XD

  • @TimoKanal
    @TimoKanal Před 7 lety +15

    R.I.P Jackson :(

  • @phate2534
    @phate2534 Před 5 lety +1

    Thx so much for saying the names of the songs

  • @ryanmatthew4444
    @ryanmatthew4444 Před 5 lety +10

    3:15 gets me everytime

  • @manu70
    @manu70 Před 7 lety +64

    RIP Kliens pizza that's 2 years old

  • @sadyd.l1110
    @sadyd.l1110 Před 7 lety +77

    4:09 - 4:30
    That's my favourite part!

    • @KayzokuGaming
      @KayzokuGaming Před 7 lety +8

      I litterally die each time I watch this part 😂😂

    • @timon3360
      @timon3360 Před 6 lety

      Sady D.L My too

    • @SOMNIUM.
      @SOMNIUM. Před 6 lety

      Fuck this shit I'm out

  • @Dahea
    @Dahea Před 5 lety +4

    0:27 as a gamer, this is so goddamn relatable

  • @cailieisidro5758
    @cailieisidro5758 Před 6 lety +12

    The bull shaking its ass and the guy enjoying it made me laugh at loud among with scene 2:49

  • @TenaciousDingo
    @TenaciousDingo Před 8 lety +51

    4:09 Best one by far, laughed my ass off.

  • @waffye1206
    @waffye1206 Před 7 lety +21

    4:10 I DIED ON THIS ONE

  • @mr_racing_fan3510
    @mr_racing_fan3510 Před 5 lety +7

    kirito: "lavatae las manos"
    ESCARDI MODE ACTIVATED

  • @ungezoockt
    @ungezoockt Před 4 lety +5

    If you killed you lost a very important part of your life.
    Mhh Yes. The floor is made out of Floor.

  • @3nu570
    @3nu570 Před 7 lety +295

    4:39 RootinTootinPutin
    😂😂😂

    • @wulfemaro7538
      @wulfemaro7538 Před 6 lety +4

      "Putin228" is available, but too Russian )

    • @Cheeseeus
      @Cheeseeus Před 6 lety

      Roger Taylor With Sunglasses pahahahaha😂😂

    • @overloader7900
      @overloader7900 Před 6 lety

      Roger Taylor With Sunglasses When try register in mail.ru

    • @overloader7900
      @overloader7900 Před 6 lety

      Roger Taylor With Sunglasses 5:34 at first time I think it is VK

    • @overloader7900
      @overloader7900 Před 6 lety

      Roger Taylor With Sunglasses UI - ultimate intellect, Yui - something starts Y and ultimate intellect

  • @poopoo_peepeeman3001
    @poopoo_peepeeman3001 Před 7 lety +144

    at 1:33 spot the fidget spinner

  • @tempestwashere
    @tempestwashere Před 11 měsíci +1

    I watched this back when I was at 4th grade and even today it still slaps since I fully watched the series 🧡

  • @kuromoriminehighschool
    @kuromoriminehighschool Před 4 lety +2

    Legend has it kirito is in mexico as a store clerk

  • @Music_games_history
    @Music_games_history Před 8 lety +19

    "We'll bang, ok?" - RIP Commander Shepherd

  • @DEFI.BRILATOR
    @DEFI.BRILATOR  Před 7 lety +743

    Any fav part?

  • @Pablos5_YT
    @Pablos5_YT Před 2 lety +1

    I dont now how but im here 5 years later and is still a video god

  • @kau5194
    @kau5194 Před 3 lety +3

    DUUUUUUDE, THAT VIDEO IS SO NOSTALGIC LOL

  • @momoniji6439
    @momoniji6439 Před 6 lety +56

    5:05

  • @tullius1289
    @tullius1289 Před 7 lety +14

    Not the best video on CZcams BUT you did put all the songs in the description so you're basically jesus for me from now on.

  • @senpainightcore7393
    @senpainightcore7393 Před 5 lety +1

    Love your vids bro