10 Shortest Careers 🤯 (average span)

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  • čas přidán 28. 04. 2024

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  • @maxklymenko
    @maxklymenko  Před měsícem +2441

    Meant to say SHORTEST span sorry everyone just noticed haha

    • @Robi_Play
      @Robi_Play Před měsícem +16

      No problem 😂 nice way to get more views coz i had to rewatch 3 times😅

    • @RagingRex6543
      @RagingRex6543 Před měsícem +1

      😂😊

    • @cadentrevino5746
      @cadentrevino5746 Před měsícem +5

      What about President

    • @Promates
      @Promates Před měsícem +1

      Then why didn’t your team fix it?

    • @cheetahman515
      @cheetahman515 Před měsícem

      I thought (as an American) that rugby would have been shorter

  • @joliet741
    @joliet741 Před měsícem +5238

    They should implement those age restrictions for politicians too

  • @watchingjohnnyrazor
    @watchingjohnnyrazor Před měsícem +2023

    oil rigs make sense not only because of fires but bc of the sea

    • @wubbi7261
      @wubbi7261 Před měsícem +11

      The fires? Man ur clueless

    • @wordnames4864
      @wordnames4864 Před měsícem +92

      1. If there is a fire on an oil rig it's an immediate evacuation which takes less than 5 minutes they almost never have deaths or injuries due to fire. The reason the careers are so short is the physically demanding nature as well as it pays so well alot of them don't do it long term as well as they are not on the oilrig full time it's always in terms from 3 months to 18 months

    • @jjquinn295
      @jjquinn295 Před měsícem +25

      Most people just leave the oil rig jobs because they are hard on you not because they die. You do a 3 to 6 month shift out, makes it really hard to have relationships or a family back home. But you do make a ton of money so people do it for a while to save up money then start a new career or transfer to an on shore job with the oil company where they can go home everyday.

    • @watchingjohnnyrazor
      @watchingjohnnyrazor Před měsícem

      By this I meant as an goofy comment, fucking hate the deep sea altough I was a bit clueless when typing

    • @tagg8233
      @tagg8233 Před měsícem +2

      It's because not many people starting families want to be away for 6 months at a time, so they move on to other things

  • @Tottenhamhotspurscoys
    @Tottenhamhotspurscoys Před měsícem +963

    Footballers average career span 8 years
    Buffon :- 🗿 🗿 🗿

    • @AReGx1
      @AReGx1 Před měsícem +35

      Almost every American rn: "bUt BuFfOn plAYs sOCceR" 🤓

    • @Kl_mk
      @Kl_mk Před měsícem +92

      @@AReGx1not a single person has thought or said that lol

    • @nakshatrabhatt4071
      @nakshatrabhatt4071 Před měsícem +59

      ⁠@@Kl_mk lol fr especially since most Americans wouldn’t even know who buffon is

    • @notnoah154
      @notnoah154 Před měsícem

      ​@@AReGx1That sports technical name is Association Football so we're all wrong dumbo.

    • @united_loaf6534
      @united_loaf6534 Před měsícem +12

      Zlatan and scot carlson 🗿

  • @sashwadmalolah5240
    @sashwadmalolah5240 Před měsícem +356

    Longest career span : At first
    Shortest career span : proceeds with it 😅

  • @matt_sa
    @matt_sa Před měsícem +119

    Bro HAD to pull up a clip of Jane's dad crashing planes

    • @oof8756
      @oof8756 Před 13 hodinami

      ngl I was when I saw this I had just seen the episode where that happens

  • @lepen_macron
    @lepen_macron Před měsícem +306

    Technically, the president has an 8 year limit

  • @mr.atomic2970
    @mr.atomic2970 Před 24 dny +25

    Here in Germany you can be a voluntary Firefighter from the age of 17 till your 60s. Also here in Germany 90% of firedepartments are based on voluntary service. Im 17 and an Firefighter too currently transfering from the Firefighters Youth to the Active Firefighters.

  • @Thegreatmightypoo699
    @Thegreatmightypoo699 Před měsícem +316

    Longest Career - Max Klymenko CZcams channel 🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @heylolp9
    @heylolp9 Před měsícem +66

    The problem with American Football is that BECAUSE of the protective gear many more high impact collisions can occur and the player will get back up, leading to more wear and tear

    • @musclemonkey5823
      @musclemonkey5823 Před měsícem +7

      Exactly, it protects the player, not the person he's hitting, just like boxing gloves

    • @sodahey7517
      @sodahey7517 Před měsícem +3

      I don’t think lack of gear would help because the reason it was created is because back then too many people would die when getting hit

    • @heylolp9
      @heylolp9 Před měsícem +3

      @@sodahey7517 Well look at it like Boxing with and without Gloves
      Without Gloves cuts and minor injuries are really common, yet knockouts rare
      With Gloves it's reversed
      Protective Gear lets both the Impactor as the Impactee rack up more blunt force trauma leading to more wear and tear instead of immediate injuries
      Either way you get injuries in a Contact Sport

    • @Scroooge
      @Scroooge Před měsícem +3

      Compare it to Rugby, less brain damage but body takes a big toll

    • @heylolp9
      @heylolp9 Před měsícem

      @@Scroooge Yea exactly, Injuries will happen either way
      The type of Injury is just different

  • @DaDocDuck
    @DaDocDuck Před 26 dny +5

    The footage for airtrafic controllers tho. Jane's dad deserved better

  • @_Tina_the_pickle
    @_Tina_the_pickle Před měsícem +14

    The clip of the Croatian firefighters 🎉

    • @BlueMaskR
      @BlueMaskR Před měsícem +1

      Fr

    • @mislavbraovac6070
      @mislavbraovac6070 Před měsícem +1

      REPUBLIKA HRVATSKA 🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷SPOMENUTA🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷💯ŠTO JE SLOŽNA VLADA🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @tonywuhooo
    @tonywuhooo Před měsícem +87

    They wear the most protective gear because they need to. They are literally ramming into each other everyday

    • @user-je8gn2fz7b
      @user-je8gn2fz7b Před měsícem +8

      Wording

    • @151monka
      @151monka Před měsícem +1

      ​@@user-je8gn2fz7b nah... Worded perfectly... A bunch of burly, sweaty, dirty men ramming into each other in large groups day after day... 🤣👌

    • @elscruffomcscruffy8371
      @elscruffomcscruffy8371 Před měsícem +12

      Their careers are so short due to the high turn over in players each season with new coaches, GMs, Owners, all wanting to win immediately

    • @bomb8149
      @bomb8149 Před měsícem +20

      Don’t rugby players do the same thing without all the gear?

    • @fgffffugugi8223
      @fgffffugugi8223 Před měsícem

      @@bomb8149and the vast majority of rugby players probably develop CTE. Even with all the protection, a lot of football players develop it later in life.

  • @drew1467
    @drew1467 Před měsícem +8

    Air traffic controller here: I think we end up conditioning ourselves to not believe we’re stressed out. The job seems relatively simple and mundane most days. However, the stress unfortunately seems to come out once the shift is over and you’re back to normal life for the next few hours. We hear all the time we have one of the most stressful jobs in the world, but you wouldn’t know it from sitting in that room most days. Some days? Absolutely.

    • @aeraxe
      @aeraxe Před měsícem +1

      thank you, I want to be a pilot one day and this helps to understand

    • @drew1467
      @drew1467 Před měsícem

      @@aeraxe Glad I could help

    • @lordbrian9187
      @lordbrian9187 Před měsícem +2

      breaking bad probably didn’t help with that reputation

  • @barx
    @barx Před měsícem +5

    "The sport with the most protective gear"
    Hockey goalies: Am I a joke to you?

  • @brkovi11
    @brkovi11 Před měsícem +99

    8 years for football?? No way

    • @kazimdhanif3238
      @kazimdhanif3238 Před měsícem +12

      Fr Ronaldo's playing football for more than half of his career and he's nearly 40

    • @The1GOnPlanet
      @The1GOnPlanet Před měsícem +1

      Fax

    • @FearlessXful
      @FearlessXful Před měsícem +40

      @@kazimdhanif3238 that is because of how statistics work. The vast majority of footballers don't stay in the footballing world. Most youth players fizzle out and retire. Every team only got around 22-26 players on their roster and there are only so many clubs that pay enough. Also, footballers (and athletes in general) retire far earlier than 'normal' jobs. Ronaldo and other top footballers represent the top 0,01% of footballers.

    • @kazimdhanif3238
      @kazimdhanif3238 Před měsícem +5

      @@FearlessXful ok thnx for the info

    • @rax1899
      @rax1899 Před měsícem

      @@kazimdhanif3238that’s what we call an “outlier”

  • @TheEverythingSpiral
    @TheEverythingSpiral Před měsícem +1

    Why isn’t food service and retail on here? You’d think they’d be here because many people have them has a first job for a few years.

  • @emin_tt4195
    @emin_tt4195 Před měsícem +2

    Number 8 got me 😂😂

  • @iPhony_15
    @iPhony_15 Před 11 dny +1

    Him: "American football is the shortest, yet it also has the most protective gear"
    Ice Hockey: 🤦‍♂️🙄💀

  • @-_-ale-_
    @-_-ale-_ Před měsícem +1

    American Football is also so low because like 30 players get cut from each team like 5 months into their careers

  • @zimwitt2001
    @zimwitt2001 Před 28 dny

    Oill rig workers one surprised me. My dad has been on rigs for 30+ years now

  • @nickolaibrosky
    @nickolaibrosky Před měsícem +90

    Then there’s hockey players

    • @milanek1527
      @milanek1527 Před měsícem +14

      Hockey players have mroe protective gear and also last much longer so idk what this youtuber yapping about.

    • @tobylovesart6115
      @tobylovesart6115 Před měsícem +1

      They should go into number two with basketball golf and baseball

    • @yoavporat2841
      @yoavporat2841 Před měsícem

      Nah in 1 with football

    • @goochiethanos
      @goochiethanos Před měsícem +2

      @@milanek1527 what are you talking about?

    • @SS1971SS
      @SS1971SS Před měsícem

      ​@@yoavporat2841football was third?

  • @funnybros14
    @funnybros14 Před měsícem

    The reason for football is because of the level of skill that puts players out of their position also, the constant flow of players

  • @OnlyTerrific
    @OnlyTerrific Před měsícem +1

    I think some of the sports ones have external factors influencing this opposed to the individual making the decision to leave. E.g. contract length in sports that enables them to have the career in the first place

    • @ItzIzzyMizzy
      @ItzIzzyMizzy Před měsícem

      I think that's kinda the point. Their careers are short because its really hard to stay good at a sport at such a high level which intern will mean they don't get favorable contracts.

  • @rixrobin
    @rixrobin Před měsícem

    Now I want a video on the jobs with the longest career spans 😅

  • @GroovyPigeon
    @GroovyPigeon Před měsícem

    The American football one is because they think that the padding will protect them but it kinda just nopes on through it

  • @groobells
    @groobells Před měsícem

    American football is still the most dangerous even with the gear and a big part of that is actually the gear itself. It might sound counterintuitive, but having all that gear makes people more willing to run full speed into each other trusting the gear to protect them but can actually lead to greater injury a lot, especially with concussions

  • @jedi4canes
    @jedi4canes Před měsícem

    NFL players protection doesn't stop the wear and tear especially of the knees and hands

  • @Zinchily
    @Zinchily Před měsícem

    Federal Court Judge is a Judge for life. Put that in the next vid

  • @keno_productions
    @keno_productions Před 28 dny

    I was waiting for President/Prime Minister all this time just to know that Rugby is dangerous.

  • @user-zj3pe1fb8y
    @user-zj3pe1fb8y Před měsícem +1

    Some times a football player goes well over 8 years of career, they at least reach 30 an start a 18

    • @sunshineken4062
      @sunshineken4062 Před měsícem

      Nah, statistics said most footballer players retire at 8. The one you're talking about is probably 5-0.1% of the players which doesn't represent the entire players

  • @B.E.A.S.T1400
    @B.E.A.S.T1400 Před měsícem

    And then there's my dad who was a bus driver for over 25 years 😅

  • @JakeHemmingway
    @JakeHemmingway Před 8 dny

    Brady here with a 22 year career defying the average span 7 times.

  • @FootballMultiverse
    @FootballMultiverse Před měsícem

    Firefighter watching croatia wc is amazing 🤩

  • @prakharsharma9168
    @prakharsharma9168 Před měsícem

    Indian actresses: Hold my beer!!

  • @swizzy6008
    @swizzy6008 Před 26 dny

    He used a breaking bad clip of janes dad as airtraffic control 😭😭🙏🙏

  • @Wet_Dog252
    @Wet_Dog252 Před měsícem

    The way bro says ballet 💀

  • @shaansaini9818
    @shaansaini9818 Před měsícem

    Bro said rly said” the most gear yet the shortest careers “ like he was on to something 😂

  • @tallguy3
    @tallguy3 Před 17 dny

    Pulse fire for golf is crazy

  • @user-vl9ub8pv3n
    @user-vl9ub8pv3n Před měsícem

    "AuUuUAaAHhHgGgG" - max kylmenko

  • @FyXeeu
    @FyXeeu Před 17 dny +1

    I’m surprised the military is not on the list

  • @CrilotTV
    @CrilotTV Před měsícem +7

    Real number 7 are F1 drivers with 8.62 years

  • @DanielFillion12
    @DanielFillion12 Před měsícem

    Like the pads protect them as if they don't feel a thing

  • @Wambamshangalang
    @Wambamshangalang Před měsícem

    There’s a reason that there is the most protective gear

  • @cauliflowerpete616
    @cauliflowerpete616 Před 10 dny

    NRL will be right up there. If you make 50 games, that’s about average. So 2-3 years or so. Depends how the player is used.

  • @seanevans5187
    @seanevans5187 Před měsícem

    In Australia teaching has the highest rate of graduates not getting a teaching job after completing their bachelor, and the highest rate of any career for people leaving in the first five years.

  • @ImSeniorNoob
    @ImSeniorNoob Před měsícem

    Speed takling a legend Kaka😂

  • @cips35
    @cips35 Před měsícem

    MORTIS RELOAD SOUND EFFECT

  • @nk0x896
    @nk0x896 Před měsícem

    I'm in ATC, hoping to make it all the way to 56!! 😅 definitely not for everyone.

  • @MikeOxlong-bs2iq
    @MikeOxlong-bs2iq Před měsícem

    Kershaw trout scherzer and more have been around for probably over a decade

  • @imazombieable
    @imazombieable Před 22 dny

    American football players have really short careers because most guys come out of college, bounce around from team to team on practice squads for a couple years then teams stop signing them when it becomes clear they won’t make much impact.

  • @RickyBobby12000
    @RickyBobby12000 Před 26 dny

    Bro forgot Machine gunners during wartime. 5 seconds

  • @cirei4682
    @cirei4682 Před měsícem

    Well I guess there's a reason why they have so much protective gears

  • @TurboAutist-sg7lo
    @TurboAutist-sg7lo Před měsícem

    Me thinking of becoming a fireman🤡

  • @Pep-zm2xe
    @Pep-zm2xe Před měsícem

    He will never disappoint with a vid ❤

  • @TANNIC2006
    @TANNIC2006 Před měsícem +1

    What is with you and posting right after I feel accomplished for watching everyone else on my subscriptions?😂

  • @joeykubic3051
    @joeykubic3051 Před měsícem

    The reason football careers are so short isn’t due to injury, it’s that there are so many players compared to roster spots, and not everyone is good enough to play at such a high level.

  • @elijahknox4421
    @elijahknox4421 Před 23 dny

    Obviously the reason American football is short in the first place is because of the physically but the reason it's as short as 3 years is because the teams have a limit on the amount of players they're allowed in their squad so loads of players get dropped and just have to find a new career

  • @doesntmatter964
    @doesntmatter964 Před měsícem

    In American football you get hit so fast and so hard that your brain becomes scrambled eggs, plus the fact that most guys don’t have the ability to stick with a team more than a year or two

  • @papasmurf3759
    @papasmurf3759 Před měsícem

    My dad has been working as an oil ridge worker since I was born. I’m 22 he’s 54

  • @rodrigorodriguesdelgado.9674
    @rodrigorodriguesdelgado.9674 Před měsícem +2

    Football players: *only 8 years.
    Kazu Miura: only this? Seriously😂😂😂😂😂😂😂, I've been here since 1986, and still playing.

  • @GodOfGunz
    @GodOfGunz Před měsícem +1

    You forgot special forces

  • @tunafishman
    @tunafishman Před měsícem

    Bro numbers 10 and 9 are what i wanna be 😭

  • @leonorlovic3970
    @leonorlovic3970 Před měsícem

    The first one: typical Balkan people😂

  • @pulkiseth
    @pulkiseth Před měsícem +1

    The intro confused md

  • @MBeater
    @MBeater Před měsícem

    I'm surprised "Professional fighter" isn't on this list.

  • @fakefan2960
    @fakefan2960 Před měsícem

    It's crazy how the few people who can actually play professional e sports usually retire after 2 years

  • @Quinten-sn6it
    @Quinten-sn6it Před měsícem

    President: 4 years.

    • @notnoah154
      @notnoah154 Před měsícem

      8 years not 4 and that only applies to the US and a few other countries.

  • @phoenixdzk
    @phoenixdzk Před měsícem

    Rugby: no career span. You show up to the scrum on day 1 and get trampled into fertilizer

  • @streams_of_memes
    @streams_of_memes Před měsícem

    Hbt being president

  • @ITSJUSTRUNO
    @ITSJUSTRUNO Před měsícem

    Not a guy on my national team sticking around for 20+ years

  • @brobeast9053
    @brobeast9053 Před měsícem +1

    It’s still dangerous

  • @Demios_
    @Demios_ Před měsícem

    Im pretty sure ice hockey players have more protective gear

  • @jkgaming0565
    @jkgaming0565 Před 23 dny

    Oil rig workers get like a lot of money

  • @BoriPROIvanov
    @BoriPROIvanov Před měsícem

    Title:the shortest 😂
    Him:the longest😂

  • @Ronaldo_i752
    @Ronaldo_i752 Před měsícem +2

    Football players usually have a career between 16-22 years

    • @notnoah154
      @notnoah154 Před měsícem

      Statistically false for all three Football's and basically every sport ever. But go off.

    • @sunshineken4062
      @sunshineken4062 Před měsícem

      Source: trust me bro

  • @Jaker21
    @Jaker21 Před měsícem

    Bro i ain't gonna be a news reporter and bringing news behind a freaking bomb that's about to explode ❌

  • @bananamangaming5264
    @bananamangaming5264 Před měsícem

    Nobody:
    Him: foot ball has the most gear
    Literally everyone else: hockey left the chat

  • @stainless36
    @stainless36 Před měsícem +1

    "SHORTEST" he meant to say shortest.....it happens

  • @powerhubgaming4355
    @powerhubgaming4355 Před měsícem

    In India 30+ years for government teacher.

  • @scottishemu159
    @scottishemu159 Před měsícem

    1. The President

  • @stereohype1
    @stereohype1 Před měsícem

    Major label Pop star: 2.5 album eras if you're lucky

  • @IsaiahHannahs_31
    @IsaiahHannahs_31 Před měsícem

    Also the most contact sport is also the shortest career

  • @yuvaan.g
    @yuvaan.g Před měsícem

    basketball: 4-5 years
    LeBron James: allow me to introduce myself

  • @Jarringcar
    @Jarringcar Před měsícem

    Well, They got the most protective gear for a reason. Imagine getting hit full force by a 250 lb man going as fast as Mbappe. That’s shits scary.

  • @GlitchDude85
    @GlitchDude85 Před měsícem

    What about those guys that change lamps in the heights

  • @SnootBoopin
    @SnootBoopin Před měsícem

    There's also esports at about 4 years

  • @JungleLarry
    @JungleLarry Před 24 dny

    NFL players have short careers for a lot of reasons.
    Kickers have the longest careers because they arent getting hit as much, but there are only 32 of them in the league which means competition is extremely high. If a good kicker goes on a cold streak, he gets replaced and is very likely out of a job.
    Running backs have the shortest career lengths because they get crushed every single game. No amount of padding prepares you fot the collision that results from running full speed at a 250 lb linebacker who is also running full speed at you. A GREAT running back might last 6-8 years, but most are done in 2-3.

  • @user-xt6qj7pg9e
    @user-xt6qj7pg9e Před měsícem

    In american football most make it then are forced to retirement because they might have got cut and other teams aren't interested

  • @Summarcheo
    @Summarcheo Před měsícem

    The opposite of this would be archeologists, some of them still publish and work very old, one German archeologist is still regularly publishing at 88 years old!

  • @Egg_141
    @Egg_141 Před měsícem +1

    My dad has been working in an oil rig for more than 15 years, how

  • @alexanderlattreuter5196
    @alexanderlattreuter5196 Před měsícem +1

    What about Presidents?

  • @mateom3429
    @mateom3429 Před měsícem

    Bro put my firefighters on WC

  • @Des-dy2cs
    @Des-dy2cs Před měsícem

    Messi was like 12 years at barcelona

  • @eunickissimo
    @eunickissimo Před měsícem

    I thought divers were in this list not oil platform workers

  • @user-qv4mz4yj4f
    @user-qv4mz4yj4f Před měsícem

    Most protective gear?
    Canadian hockey

  • @DragonsAreCoolScratch
    @DragonsAreCoolScratch Před měsícem

    Number 0: CZcamsrs

  • @satvikrk3500
    @satvikrk3500 Před měsícem +1

    bro really said belly dancers instead of ballet

  • @mynameskaren3950
    @mynameskaren3950 Před měsícem

    Tom Brady: 😂😂😂😂

  • @nevets1726
    @nevets1726 Před měsícem

    American football has short career spans because the market of players is oversaturated. There's too many players and teams have limits on how many players they can have.