The Lunch Feeding Contraption | Joseph's Machines
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- čas přidán 26. 09. 2018
- An easy way to be more productive at lunch time.
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JOSEPH'S MACHINES solve everyday problems using familiar objects in unfamiliar ways. He creates them in his apartment in Brooklyn, New York.
Created by Joseph Herscher
Filmed by Corey Gegner - Komedie
4 years later, and still a masterpiece
we can be all honest that,we’re come here just to see him eating because is so satisfying
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OMG I FOUND IT my childhood yes omg I used to watch this everyday for like 2 month and then it randomly disappeared and now I FINALLY found it omgggggggg😭😭
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I just text “lunch machine” and got me
CHILDHOOD BACK!!!
This is both Hard work and Laziness at the same time.
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True tho
Like when you don’t wanna get outta bed to turn the lights off so you go through hassle castle and spend 6 days on Amazon prime to buy a crossbow and then another week to perfect your aim just to hit the light switch.
Bruh you just described my life, I make things harder and spend more work on things, so I can do other things with less effort
That asparagus crossbow was insane. Many nations have been destroyed by the almighty crossbow, but Joseph took it like a pro. Mad respect
With Joe's new invention nobody dies from starvation anymore.
Ok I’ve watched this about 10 times that’s how creative it is.
I'm constantly impressed by your ability to accomplish very complex motions, only by using household objects, and basic woodworking/machining. That's not even to mention the absolutely crazy ideas you have. I could never imagine coming up with the idea of having a hot dog on a rope swing, or an asparagus bow & arrow. But not only do you come up with those ideas, you actually execute them, and you somehow pull it off as well. I'd love to hear what kind of ideas you actually do turn down because of how crazy they are. I would give so much to be able to be your apprentice, even for one project, just to learn from the master!
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That was awesome, Joseph! This is almost like what I would dream of making a machine like this when I'm having lunch as a kid!
These videos are the definition of efficiency. Definitely worth building these 10/10 would recommend
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It's been a long time and your machine is still working excellently
I like how he says ahhh at the perfect timing to the song drop
Bro is mr bean
YEAH!
Genius personified Joseph, I can imagine you weren't hungry for hot dogs, asparagus, etc. after that video. Wonderfully creative you are. I'm always so excited when one of your videos pops into my IN box. Thank you, wish I could meet the genius behind the clever machines. You''re my hero
I never want to eat asparagus again. Thanks for the comment!
Joseph's Machines That's too bad, its my favorite vegetable. I could possibly get tired of Brussel sprouts though. Funny guy you are.
Bonjour, 6e, mais il faut que tu me n de 9e édition par la suite.
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This was brilliant. Brings back memories of Mickey and Donald and their contraptions.
1:24 my favorite russian music
My heart is overjoyed by you and your wonderful work. You make the ultimate machine - happiness in others.
It is a nice idea to have good
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> 500.000 subscribers
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I remember watching this a lot as a kid
Finally after decades I found it again.
Bro it took me so long to fine this video
It's been four year since it was uploaded
I always love how risky and creative your machines are. Keep up the amazing work
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These machines are called rube goldsburg machine
1:30 the ahh was timed perfectly
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I saw this video and the one that had a cake in the thumbnail and have been LOOKING for it for years now and finally found them.The joyyy
Holy cow, dude, the asparagus crossbow killed me. These videos are so funny, man, keep up the good work. 😍
I wrote that
1:29 perfect timing
Kiwi has inspired to make my own contraptions keep up the good work Jiwi!
Oh my gosh! I watched this probably 4 years ago when i was 6 years old and i finnaly re discovered this video this is so nostalgic!!!
Why the H would anyone dislike this?? This is a masterpiece!
Probably those who freaked out at 1:03.
This is just brutal because I used to do that and it was amazing:D please try at home if you want don't mess up :D
Watched this video few years ago, loved it now watching again cuz it ended up at my for you page
This is both everyone’s childhood and the most best asmr vid
He was on a Japanese show I watch every Saturday he’s amazing
1:09 something is train drink 😁😁😁
In the thumbnail it looked like Jospeh was going to eat a tennis ball
I can't imagine how much work went into this
The soup blooper was what I expected to happen XD
Me too. For sure!
He just make his day harder, look, he built a working machine instead of getting a food himself
Well that is just boring making a machine is fun and you can do stuff
Its a way to burn time if you have a lot of time and don't have anything to do with all that time
And its fun to watch
These videos are very effective. Surely the construction value will reach 10/10
I love it, your inventions impress me so much, your fan 🥇🥇
You are number one inventor for lazy people.
i cant stop watching this
Guy: “Get me the First Aid Kit now!!”
Joseph: “I have a machine for that.”
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This is one of my favorite machine videos so far. Hope to see these kinds of creative scens at movie theather again. 🎬
Me 14 comes back to this video after 4ish years
1:03 that must’ve hurt
Yes 10%
*100%*
At 1:03 I could’ve choked on the asparagus
Sorry I stole this comment
You are a roblox player!?!?!?!?!?
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you are an absolute legend my favourite video you made so far
0:42 play it in 0.25x speed and hes barely eating the hotdog imao
So what
@@annieannavoskanyan So consider all of the eating parts fake 🤷♂️
but he does eat the hotdog a few seconds later
That is so awesome man I ♥️ it !
Wow, time flies when I'm watching your video. It's magical. I'm so happy. I'm so lucky to be able to see your video.❤❤❤
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todos en español o sólo yo😁😁
wow ur a expert i love this my fav is the diner feeder and lunch feeder
This was a very good and very interesting at the same time. They do it so well and that took like so long
:D Amazing! Good job your work👍🏻 You can also make another one: The Breakfast Feeder
Maybe you are right 🤔
lol i like the bow and arrow part and shooting the spinach to him
That arrow was asparagus
The first time I saw this video I was 7. I still watch it every now and then
these are the types of videos that u can watch over and over again bc its juet interesting and cool somehow
love all of your work so much! incredibly creativity and engineering. bravo! gonna show it to my art students.
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I wish we had that lunch feeder in real life that would be awesome
5 years ago and still a masterpiece 😢
Joeseph is the person I wanna grow up to be like why?: he spends hours on a silly little contraption for a 2 minute video, and it blows up so basically: i just wanna be as dedicated as he is
Finally my favourite youtuber has uploaded a video..!!
Sorry it's been a while! But from now on I will be uploading a new machine every month.
@@JosephsMachines So happy to hear that Sir..!!
Joseph's Machines YAY
Hope you don't get bored, and won't have a lack of motivation :D
Joseph is back!!!
I'm lucky to finally watch more of Joseph's machines cause of quarantine
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No ones gonna talk about how realistic that machine was it was amazing
I loved watching this when i was 9
How old are u now
0:06 he got tape in his lunch 😂😂😂😂😂 from UK
Lunch tape
plot twist: when the camera didn’t face him he stared at the asparagus and added typing effects
Quick question: what is asparagus?
Oi tutu bem
@@emphaticjam4381 the thing that shot into his mouth
Design, implementation, testing, and acting all by yourself? Not just impressive contraptions and creative ideas, but also full of personality.
He even recorded it himself with a mind controlled robot drone
I found this in the deepest hole of my childhood
finally man.... its been pretty long time but yeah these efforts took time
you deserve much more :* keep it up
I have never seen anyone as busy as him
I love how creative you are keep up the best😆
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5 years later, still, a fire video
My science teacher showed this to us in class and now I’m *BONKERS* for your videos lol
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THIS IS MIND BLOND
Wow ! This was the first video I watched and it is amazing!😊
It's so nostalgic
This man is legend
Este canal es de los mejores que he mirado en mi vida,pero eso si nada supera al canal de carreras de canicas nada supera a las canicas.
Yay I finally found this dude again after like a year
Привет из России, мы тоже смотрим твои видео, всегда круто когда не мешает языковой барьер
I like how Joseph just opened his lunch box and tape came out of it
He eats tape for lunch
Delicious.
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The food makes me drool 🤤
Me tooooo🤤🤤
Everybody gangsta until he accidentally swallows the red ball
It’s so satisfying to hear the sounds
Thinking about doing a breakfast one? You’ve done lunch and dinner and might as well finish off the series with breakfast :)
There already is
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there is no breakfast feeder yet
Such an entertaining video! You are so creative, Joseph! Love it 😍
You had enough time to make this but you didn't have enough time to just make a lunchbox
Because that would’ve been a terrible video
Because he is Joseph.
Boi?😐
I’m watching this in school tomorrow it’s very cool
This is really good in the art of machines.
For some reason he made Brussel sprouts look good
i love brussel sprouts
Oh ok then
This is pretty impressive like the ball It’s operating everything
That was really impressive but i was constantly thinking about how you are gonna clean all that mess after the video ends
I didn't think of that... but now that i do...I'm never gonna build one myself XD
You are so creative! How do you have time for all of this?? So many...
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This is my favourite video on this channel
Man, I’m just impressed he caught that asparagus from the crossbow in his mouth!
Who doesn't think this is fake like this is so good and smart to built this stuff you are the best the best
It's year 1920 all over again!
Just 100 years later!
نلاخعيطفغهبخغكبغلغخجبغهي حك النباتات التي تحتاج إلى تحسين الاداء ، قتلني على حساب في البنك المركزي اليمني على كل غلى فى مصر. صباح الخير واش صبحت مليح بالملح والفلفل الأسود. الحمد حتى ترضى ولك الشكر كله و راه يبان على
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0:41 good catch!!!!
0:58 is better
The hot dog went straight
Tbh, this is SATISFYING
This is making me hungry 😋
Same
i swear, i would have totaly choked on the asparugus
Yeah *CoUgH CoUgH* .o. I was right
it probably shot somewhere else and he just got another one. u can tell by how much he has eaten by the time
remember this it was already in his mouth you can see if you slow down the video
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Ikr
he spend his whole day in making of this machine on work😄😄😄just for the sake of some food😄😄😄😄but overall this is amazing video.....i love it,....
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