Michael & Trevor: Arguing like a Married Couple [Chapter 3]

After kidnapping a Mexican Drug Lord's Wife and escaping into the Grand Senora Desert, Michael & Trevor still find ways to bicker and banter throughout their flaws & endeavors.
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[@ChannelMiner]

Martin such a bad husband that Patricia sees Trevor being honest about maybe having to kill her and she says he's a good man, classic.

[@hakai1014]

I like he’s that loyal and loving towards Patricia while threatening Ron 24/7

[@ChannelMiner]

@@hakai1014 haha yeah, I love his dynamic with Ron

[@mysensorium3105]

Trevor thanking Chop is honestly the best.

[@nutshellanimationfan3663]

Yea thank you Franklin😊. Franklin: no problem homie. Trevor: and thank you chop. Chop: woof

[@yenyerkun]

😡🤬 Michael and Trevor
🤬 Franklin
Lester: Hello, Franklin! 😃
Franklin: sup 😎

[@OfficialLightning_DK]

22:27 😂😂

[@vibin_ellie]

michael and trevor argue like a married couple so much, that this series is gonna have like 5 chapters 😭😭😭😭

[@diegotrvn752]

Motherfucker you predicted

[@brennahrnchir9020]

13:53 always makes me laugh the way trevor mocks micheal

[@Mega1andy2]

13:50 LOL that broke me!

[@Rootiga]

47:17 I only just now realized that trevor says the fridge is "broken" because the previous owners body is in there

[@LordChrome375]

34:52 that little “c’mere” had me dead lol

[@ArcySeguraTV]

I found out Patricia's voice actor is the same voice actor of the crazy funny grandma from the show George Lopez my GOD that woman was my spirit animal

[@maulanaadrian9383]

What i've learned about GTA 5 is never called Trevor a hipster and motherfcker.

[@joshuaadyel]

Or call him a Canadian or offend his Canadian heritage

[@CrasherX2000]

7:18 YOU 🫵
are a hipster!

[@Canell_2008]

7:15 I love how Michael stopped the car because he wants to Argument with trevor 😂

[@maulanaadrian9383]

If Brad is still alive and seeing Michael and Trevor fighting i'm pretty sure he's just going to make it worse.

[@syahzoro04]

Probably

[@Death-XA]

And they would end up killing each other

[@wasabi5338]

i think Brad and Michael would argue more.
They dont seem to get along when they got in the car, Trevor had to defuse it with a bababababababababababa when Michael sarcastically replied to Brad bragging about shoving a female hostage lmao

[@dragonboymotions6890]

22:26
*Trevor:* It's-it's-it's not inappropriate. It's...

[@roaropgard8575]

Michael roasting Trevor hard hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

[@ELD89]

Mikey, you want a beer.
Oh shit, I'm sorry. I don't have any low carb 😂😂😂.

[@AlphatrusBensIII]

Your crisis started the day you was born is hilarious 😂😂

[@bonfireman]

i just wanted to say i loce these videos so much this is like. 3 hours wroth of michael and trevor content thank you so much for making these 😭😭😭😭

[@bonfireman]

like ive nevwr even SEEN the dialogue at 8:38 but oh my god i love it so much THANK YOU MAN

[@tonypizza2887]

Ive noticed gta characters mentioning they dont pay tax in multiple gta games ive played. Tommy, Huang, and Trevor. I'm not sure if it's mentioned in any other games cause i havent completed the stories.

[@marcochianese6010]

Also in TGOGT Luis mention that.

[@nexus_blox1370]

15:44 is my favorite part man

[@kidarachnid1649]

26:53 😂😂😂

[@kratos_agiota]

13:50 my favorite part

[@nutshellanimationfan3663]

Michael: what took you so long. Trevor:WhAt tOoK YoU So lOnG

[@Tommyjoints420]

LEON BTW Franklin knows about Trevor in that scene we're Trev killed Leon and put his body in the fridge that's why Franklin is acting and looking like that

[@tpindustries142]

PT.2
5:18
MICHAEL: ALRIGHT, LESTER'S MEETING US THERE. DON'T START.
TREVOR: I WON'T. NO WAY. GOOD CALL. IF YOU'RE TAKING DOWN A BANK FOR A FEW MILLION,
FIRST THING YOU DO IS CALL THE HOSPITAL, TELL 'EM TO GET YOU A GUY IN A WHEELCHAIR.
MICHAEL: OH! THIS HAYSEED BANK, IT GOING TO BE CARRYING THAT KIND OF CHANGE?
TREVOR: LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT EXTORT MONEY FROM ALL THE WEED FARMS, WHORE HOUSES, METH KITCHENS IN THE AREA.
THEY KEEP THEIR CASH IN SAFE DEPOSIT BOXES. THEN THERE'S ALL THE NORMAL SMALL TOWN PAYROLL STUFF.
WE SHOULD DO WELL.
MICHAEL: YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU, TREVOR. YOUR LIFESTYLE.
TREVOR: OH, HAVE YOU? REALLY?
MICHAEL: YES, I HAVE. PEOPLE ALWAYS TRY TO LABEL YOU. YOU KNOW, MANIAC, PSYCHO...
TREVOR: ...FRIEND, INDUSTRY LEADER...
MICHAEL: IN SOME WAYS YOU DEFY CATERGORIZATION, BUT THEN...
TREVOR: WHAT?
MICHAEL: THINK ABOUT IT, WHERE YOU LIVE...
TREVOR: SANDY SHORES, YOU PRECIOUS ASS. I'M SORRY THERE AIN'T A PLACE NEARBY FOR YOU GET YOUR COLINICS.
MICHAEL: RIGHT. BUT WHY ARE YOU OUT HERE?
TREVOR: IT'S OFF THE GRID. WE'RE AWAY FROM IT ALL. IT'S SOMEWHERE REAL AND AUTHENTIC.
THIS IS AMERICA, AND REAL PEOPLE AIN'T BEEN PRICED OUT YET.
MICHAEL: YEAH, WELL WHAT IF IT GETS GENTRIFIED?
TREVOR: THEN I'LL FUCKING MOVE.
MICHAEL: OKAY, WHAT ABOUT THE WAY YOU DRESS?
TREVOR: WHAT ABOUT IT? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT I WEAR.
MICHAEL: NO, NO, NO. IF YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT, YOU WEAR CLEAN CLOTHES THAT FIT.
SEE, YOURS ARE ALL A LITTLE OUT THERE. A LITTLE WACKY.
TREVOR: WHATEVER'S IN THE SHOP, IS WHAT I GET. JESUS, WHAT IS THIS?
MICHAEL: IT'S NOT AN ABSENCE OF TASTE, T. IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF TASTE.
PT.3
7:04
TREVOR: YOU SHOULD BE A STYLIST.
MICHAEL: AND THEN THERE'S THE TATTOOS, THE HAIR, THE WEIRD MUSIC, THE FUNNY TOYS, THE NICHE DRUGS, THE EVERYTHING.
TREVOR: WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
MICHAEL: *YOU!* ARE THE HIPSTER.
TREVOR: WHAT?
MICHAEL: YOU ARE THE HIPSTER.
TREVOR: I HATE HIPSTERS.
MICHAEL: CLASSIC HIPSTER DENIAL.
TREVOR: I ABHOR HIPSTERS, I EAT THEM FOR FUN.
MICHAEL: HA, HA! HIPSTERS LOVE SAYING THEY HATE HIPSTERS.
TREVOR: *WELL,* I REALLY FUCKING DO.
MICHAEL: SELF HATRED, COMMON HIPSTER AFFLICTION.
TREVOR: ERR ONLY BECAUSE I'M LIVING OUT HERE AWAY FROM THE BEAN MACHINES, AND THE BANKERS?
MICHAEL: YOU'RE GENTRIFYING, SOON, THE SKINNY JEANS WILL SHOW UP, THEN THE SKINNY LATTES, AND THE BANKERS. AND YOU'LL BE SOMEWHERE ELSE STARTING THE CYCLE ALL OVER AGAIN.
MAYBE YOU'RE NOT A CLASSIC GARDEN VARIETY HIPSTER, BUT YOU'RE WHAT THE HIPSTERS ASPIRE TO BE.
YOU, TREVOR. ARE THE PROTO-HIPSTER. HAHAHAAHA! WHOO!
TREVOR: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. I DON'T AGREE WITH WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
YOU'RE TALKING BULLSHIT. AND YOU'RE TRYING TO WIND ME UP.
BUT I'M VERY, (BREATHS HEAVILY) VERY ANGRY, AND I WANT THIS CONVERSATION TO STOP RIGHT AWAY.
8:30
MICHAEL: HIPSTER. 😏
TREVOR: *FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, MICHAEL!!!* SAY IT AGAIN.
MICHAEL: I'VE MADE MY POINT. I'M NOT A SADIST.

[@dayuwangclark]

just picking up gta v again recently and i saw these marvelous clips. Good work and keep it up! You now have a new subscriber😎😎

[@Douglas_Cruz]

26:49 "yeah YOU" 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@hugmuun]

I like that everyone is cordial with lester

[@SHASHOUTAMERE]

15:22 "please son ughweiguh want a sniff ??? :)

[@chicospazz]

what took you so long 😂😂😂

[@ratkinzluver33]

YEEEEEEEEEEESSSS ANOTHER

[@L0llyZee]

5:05 🧏‍♂️🤫🧏‍♂️

[@andrewerbold8005]

Upload chapter 4

[@tpindustries142]

13:31- 13:41 - 13:48 - 13:52 🤣🤣

[@dragonboymotions6890]

What took you so long? 😏

[@tpindustries142]

​@@dragonboymotions6890 "WHAT YOU TOOK SO LONG?"

[@Memelord556]

8:30

[@Luhvm1aa]

what mods are on the carbine rifle

[@elijahbaker781]

4:46

[@Braydenpratt2384]

damn Michael is a dick to trevor