Reminds me of my cousin, we all thought little of him we thought he was going to be a drug dealer like his dad. He one day said he was going to join the army so he can be like my dad. We said "sure you can" as a joke. Mind you my old man was in Nam. He went and did what he said he was going to do. Now, after 2 tours and a purple heart later, he became a real good dude. I went to college but yet I hold him up to a standard I wish to become.
Thank you for being a clean comic. Love your routines, always! Tom and I both laugh because he watches with me. We have a son , also. My sympathies. Lol
It's True.. Except mine was a First Born Daughter and it was the Navy. I got the Apology letter tears..and EVERYTHING which like his Mom made me Cry ..and I wrote back and said that if I'd known that ALL I had to do was shout Jenkins cant get Right and call you maggot I could have done that from Home lol
The Navy changed my attitude , it was the first thing my father noticed then the body change. Yes sir no sir and waiting to fully hear a question, then my body a foot less hair 220lb to 195lb plus 10lb of added muscle. Believe me My best friend didn't recognize me and my best female friend wanted to more all of the sudden.
@halolego That's pretty cool. I had the honor of meeting him in 2010, and after talking with him for a bit, he said, "I ought to take you home to meet my kids." He also had the extreme courtesy of thanking me onstage for coming up to meet him.
I wish I knew when this was recorded. CZcams always gives you the upload date, but I think contributors should provide the performance date, especially on stuff like this. That said, I have heard Jeff Allen quite a bit on satellite radio, and I think he really has a great act. I don't mind profanity, if it's used appropriately (and humorously). I can't stand toilet humor, though. And I find that if a comedian can be funny and g-rated, well, he's above those who can't! Jeff Allen is great!
i can agree but get this God helped in wars, there is a reason why. to protect his people who believe in him. I agree that we need to get good leaders, but the thing is a man has got to learn what he is fighting for. think of the individual in that army, he/she is fighting cuz he wants to protect his/her family probably. Think. Would you die to protect your family? I would, I would stand on my last breath to protect my family, friends, loved ones.
@greenpilgrim50 According to who? Why is using the word fornicate somehow better then using the word fuck? Why is poo better then shit? Words only have the power we give them, nothing more
Reminds me of my cousin, we all thought little of him we thought he was going to be a drug dealer like his dad. He one day said he was going to join the army so he can be like my dad. We said "sure you can" as a joke. Mind you my old man was in Nam. He went and did what he said he was going to do. Now, after 2 tours and a purple heart later, he became a real good dude. I went to college but yet I hold him up to a standard I wish to become.
Thank you to your son for his service.
Mr. Allen, this story about your son is one of the things that's inspired me to try to enlist in the USAF. Thanks for sharing it!
He's funny without having to use vulgar language. Not to many comedians can do that:-)
"If I was in the Army, I'd tell every general 'Don't tell me anything you don't want the other side to know." LOL Brilliant!
Thank you for being a clean comic. Love your routines, always! Tom and I both laugh because he watches with me. We have a son , also. My sympathies. Lol
"Mom says she's had it. What does that mean?"
"RUN! That's what that means!"
LOL
He’s the best! Portrays men very well! But at least he’s not afraid to show it. Funniest guy ever!
I thank you for helping my country...
You couldn’t have hired my son to go out to eat in his 82nd Airborne uniform, but, golly, I was so proud of him!!!
Show me one ad for a tank driver 😂
It's True.. Except mine was a First Born Daughter and it was the Navy. I got the Apology letter tears..and EVERYTHING which like his Mom made me Cry ..and I wrote back and said that if I'd known that ALL I had to do was shout Jenkins cant
get Right and call you maggot I could have done that from Home lol
I like to eat at outback sir! lol! that is so tru you come out with a lot of respect.
This is actually my favorite one because it reminds me of one of my boys lol
Thank u for keeping it clean
This guy is hilarious!!!!!
in my house if ma said she was fed up, you ducked. running didn't do squat, ya gotta sleep some time. lol
"I'm fed up"
"RUN"
That was my house! :)
This is great
So great job I love this act
The Navy changed my attitude , it was the first thing my father noticed then the body change. Yes sir no sir and waiting to fully hear a question, then my body a foot less hair 220lb to 195lb plus 10lb of added muscle. Believe me My best friend didn't recognize me and my best female friend wanted to more all of the sudden.
my house.
mom=OH MY GOD!!!
me=*hides in the attic*
Wow My son is at Fort Campbell in Kentucky too! He is no longer in the service but he still works the gates there!
This is my house:
Mom: That's IT!!
Me: CLEAR THE HOUSE!!!
@halolego That's pretty cool. I had the honor of meeting him in 2010, and after talking with him for a bit, he said, "I ought to take you home to meet my kids." He also had the extreme courtesy of thanking me onstage for coming up to meet him.
Life its self can be so comical
That Was Hilarious.
Very true
I wish I knew when this was recorded. CZcams always gives you the upload date, but I think contributors should provide the performance date, especially on stuff like this. That said, I have heard Jeff Allen quite a bit on satellite radio, and I think he really has a great act. I don't mind profanity, if it's used appropriately (and humorously). I can't stand toilet humor, though. And I find that if a comedian can be funny and g-rated, well, he's above those who can't! Jeff Allen is great!
he kinda looks like the dad from the munsters but a cute nice cuddly one
Last Man Standing
Wrong Allen. That's Tim Allen. This is Jeff Allen and no they aren't related
Hilarious!
this was so funny but so true,,,for my brother not me of course!
WHAT DO YA CALL BRUCE LEE'S MOM OR DAD? A-PARENT-LEE. R.S.
is it?
👍
Hahahaha
um- yea
i just came out of the army i faught in iraq
jchunt2 thank you for your service
or Mitch Hedburg
i can agree but get this God helped in wars, there is a reason why. to protect his people who believe in him. I agree that we need to get good leaders, but the thing is a man has got to learn what he is fighting for. think of the individual in that army, he/she is fighting cuz he wants to protect his/her family probably. Think. Would you die to protect your family? I would, I would stand on my last breath to protect my family, friends, loved ones.
@windhowl22 lol do you still find it offensive
Go back
@windhowl22 How is this offensive? Are you a teenager to lol
@burpsrus Why is profanity bad again?
@greenpilgrim50 According to who?
Why is using the word fornicate somehow better then using the word fuck? Why is poo better then shit?
Words only have the power we give them, nothing more
Did not understand this at all
not really.
I agree. The comedian I think who has it the worst in going into profanity and everything like that is dane cook, my least favorite comedian.