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  • čas přidán 4. 07. 2007
  • Ahh Bjork TV

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  • @tralu5441
    @tralu5441 Před 10 lety +323

    An Icelandic wood elf explains how a magical picture box works.

  • @MandySouthgate
    @MandySouthgate Před 10 lety +132

    "But now I'm curious... I've switched the TV off and now I want to see how it operates, how it can put me into all those weird situations... so it's about time. See, this is what it looks like. Look at this, this looks like a city, like a little model of a city" - yup, this is pretty much exactly how I expected Björk to describe how a TV works.

  • @dandelionlys
    @dandelionlys Před 9 lety +71

    her voice is so soothing

  • @princesspasta
    @princesspasta Před 9 lety +26

    she is the most adorable creature.

  • @joshlee1090
    @joshlee1090 Před 10 lety +49

    This majestic pixie journeyed out from her icy forest to inspire and warn us. Bless you, you magical being.

  • @DehaDiril
    @DehaDiril Před 10 lety +24

    "You shouldn't let the poets lie to you." ahahha

  • @joejoetheeskimoable
    @joejoetheeskimoable Před 10 lety +44

    I forgot how beautiful Bjork is.

  • @thechrislewisssss
    @thechrislewisssss Před 8 lety +69

    My first ASMR experience! I remember when this video was uploaded.. Dope

  • @LaLauraActress
    @LaLauraActress Před 10 lety +33

    She's spectacular!

  • @BryanMorello
    @BryanMorello Před 10 lety +18

    i think this just gave me asmr.....

  • @liamgbooth
    @liamgbooth Před 7 lety +15

    Moral of the story. Never let a poet fix a TV set.

  • @markdillon5494
    @markdillon5494 Před 3 lety +3

    She's almost childlike in her way of thinking. Charming and endearing.

  • @bbqrainbow
    @bbqrainbow Před 14 lety +8

    this is way too relaxing, its perfect for insomnia seriously

  • @AshleyPomeroy
    @AshleyPomeroy Před 10 lety +6

    Ah, the 1990s. A decade of contrasts. We had Bjork, and the music was great, but televisions were massive.

  • @chinjewel1
    @chinjewel1 Před 10 lety +8

    summarizing the mechanisms of cathode ray tubes and the idea of mean world syndrome in 3 minutes and 32 seconds ... bless you Bjork

  • @MarkosGiannopoulos
    @MarkosGiannopoulos Před 10 lety +31

    *You shouldn't let poets lie to you*
    // Give Bjork a simple TV and she will make something between an electrical engineer's wet dream and art :)
    The full text of her description of how a TV works here www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/11/bjork-explaining-television-is-everything-youd-imagine-bjork-explaning-television-to-be/281589/

  • @AserHapi
    @AserHapi Před 11 lety +7

    Iceland: the land where poetry majors can have successful careers in electronics and communication technologies.

  • @DouglasAnderson
    @DouglasAnderson Před 10 lety +6

    She is a gem! Delightful explanation. Those Danes clearly know a thing or 2 about tele!

    • @MarkBowyer
      @MarkBowyer Před 10 lety +5

      Brilliant to see this again. First saw it in the early 90s, and after that, any opportunity in my workplace for one of us (among the SugarCubes fans there) to say, "Eeet's like a Leeettle Ceeety!" was taken with glee =O)

  • @JerryRSun
    @JerryRSun Před 15 lety +1

    Watching a normal person take apart a TV is like watching children playing with plastic bags. Traditional tube TV's like this consume power when they are turned off, to keep the tube warm so that it doesn't take a long time for the image to appear. She could get shocked.

  • @matheusclebis
    @matheusclebis Před 10 lety +11

    Björk is such an amazing, lovely and weird person.

  • @hermanwilliamsiii6986
    @hermanwilliamsiii6986 Před 10 lety +28

    Love this woman! Her face is almost elfin in beauty, and her voice is raspy and sure. Nothing but strength, vision, and divine felinity all rolled up into an amazing package.

  • @OliverBoliverButt
    @OliverBoliverButt Před 9 lety +18

    CRAP! Four years of electronics school and $35,000 wasted!! If only I had known - I could have just watched this video. Oh well, you live and you learn.

    • @ZapOKill
      @ZapOKill Před 7 lety +1

      wtf? only $35,000? .... cant be that good, so its wasted anyway

    • @robertmazur8230
      @robertmazur8230 Před 6 lety

      ZapOKill that's pretty average for four years

    • @hermesdiactoros3124
      @hermesdiactoros3124 Před 6 lety

      Oliver Boliver In my country college is free

  • @ayeroxor
    @ayeroxor Před 15 lety +4

    Her creativity is a symbol of the creativity of every human being that has made the earth a more beautiful place, and her curiosity is a symbol of the curiosity of every human being that has made our society the technological marvel that it is today.
    She may be unusual, but that's not a worthy reason to disparage her; every single person that has changed the world has been unusual for doing so, and to those who disparage her: congratulations, you are as 'usual' as they come. You must be proud

  • @dazedandconfuzed2u
    @dazedandconfuzed2u Před 12 lety +2

    this is a wonderful video. people laugh at it and poke fun but it's actually serious and well thought out. bjork is quite brilliant and charming as well :o)

  • @mrwonderful2081
    @mrwonderful2081 Před rokem +1

    I remember watching this a long time ago like 10 years at least lol.

  • @ayeroxor
    @ayeroxor Před 15 lety +2

    "When I read a book, I stopped being afraid."
    Knowledge is power :)

  • @socialenemydw
    @socialenemydw Před 10 lety +3

    Excellent Audio Work. I never want to hear a camera guy complain about my boom in their shot again

  • @CrazyAnimatorOfDoom
    @CrazyAnimatorOfDoom Před 13 lety

    I could listen to her talk all day.

  • @PaulPistore
    @PaulPistore Před 15 lety +1

    I've always liked björk, but think I may have just fallen in love with her. What a wonderful, simple and surprisingly moving piece. Wow!

  • @virushunter83
    @virushunter83 Před 11 lety +4

    No, for several reasons. English is not her first language, so she speaks with an accent. Also, Bjork is synonymous with weird in a very good and cute way.

  • @jeongkikim
    @jeongkikim Před 6 lety +1

    Honestly, just from how she articulates her speech and shows her curiosity/fascination with the television set, you can tell she’s incredibly intelligent. That makes this video even more lovely and tingly to watch. Wish she did 30 minute segments talking about what piques her mind. That would be lovely.

  • @Vinterias
    @Vinterias Před 15 lety

    She's so precious.

  • @MEareCAT
    @MEareCAT Před 9 lety

    She has such a beautiful spirit.

  • @lifekidyeaa
    @lifekidyeaa Před 16 lety +1

    she is so adorable!

  • @waIIflower
    @waIIflower Před 12 lety

    Utterly charming.

  • @AceKIOTDL
    @AceKIOTDL Před 15 lety

    Thank God! I can finally start getting past my fear of the TV box and the moving pictures. Thank you Bjork, you have set us all free.

  • @playdrv4me
    @playdrv4me Před 15 lety

    At least she took apart the best picture tube TV ever produced.

  • @2cool0
    @2cool0 Před 7 lety +45

    lol she said gay

    • @memoriblewerd
      @memoriblewerd Před 6 lety +11

      Its original meaning was happy
      The modern usage isn't a word but actually a acronym

    • @georgerobinson4654
      @georgerobinson4654 Před 3 lety +1

      @@memoriblewerd lol she said gay

  • @sayjosiah
    @sayjosiah Před 15 lety

    adorable.
    she's immaculately gorgeous.

  • @pepperjack91
    @pepperjack91 Před 13 lety +1

    bjork's craziness is part of what makes her hot

  • @taimic
    @taimic Před 13 lety

    i watched this over and over again, i think its not televisions that hypnotize you, its björk !!!

  • @YaDingus
    @YaDingus Před 12 lety

    I love her enthusiasm.

  • @retrodog63
    @retrodog63 Před 15 lety +1

    You can tell from her hair that she got shocked during the first attempt at this video.

  • @cinkco
    @cinkco Před 10 lety

    Nothing but love for you bjork!

  • @ArtemisMS
    @ArtemisMS Před 15 lety +1

    This is amazing. It's like literally peeking into the mind of a poet/genius. I can see how she writes her songs ... it's so cool! I mean, it's hard to explain, but I feel I can see how her mind works. (It's a beautiful mind, too ... sort of the poet = madness concept).

  • @efsq
    @efsq Před 14 lety +1

    bjork is unbeatable

  • @moejuggs
    @moejuggs Před 10 lety +6

    mind absolutely fucking blown

  • @richcarrick
    @richcarrick Před 10 lety +1

    they have really got their shit together in Iceland with their futuristic TVs

  • @sprazcrumbler
    @sprazcrumbler Před 12 lety

    She is so fantastically inquisitive. I think I love her.

  • @TheBassHeavy
    @TheBassHeavy Před 9 lety +7

    Very cute. I love her.

  • @syurjevic
    @syurjevic Před 13 lety

    dis louks like a citty.... like a little model of a citty...
    gives me goose bumps!!! so cute!

  • @chantelleadlington
    @chantelleadlington Před 7 lety +13

    I don't even know who bjork is, but I love her accent

  • @albertsayshi
    @albertsayshi Před 15 lety

    That cathode ray tube has a capacitor that can hold more than a kilovolt, even after the tv is turned off. I'm really really glad she didn't touch it.

  • @craigb.5902
    @craigb.5902 Před 3 lety

    She almost launched herself across the room jamming her fingers at the tube like that 😯

  • @EdgarRazorlip
    @EdgarRazorlip Před 13 lety

    she is ridiculously adorable

  • @BobShanky
    @BobShanky Před 13 lety +1

    Oh my god why can't I stop watching this!?

  • @dubstepagh
    @dubstepagh Před 13 lety

    oh.. so that's how a tv works.. thanks bjork..

  • @tomasspo
    @tomasspo Před 8 lety +14

    Does anybody know the name of the danish book on television that she read this morning that has the scientifical truth?

    • @igloolopp
      @igloolopp Před 7 lety +4

      It is irony. Iceland was rules by Denmark before (and I know they didnt like it). Got it? :)

    • @tomasspo
      @tomasspo Před 7 lety +1

      Inge Moen oooooh. did not get that. Thanks!

  • @musicat78
    @musicat78 Před 7 lety

    Que espécimen humano mas divino!

  • @artificium_
    @artificium_ Před 10 lety

    she is so beautiful!

  • @MysTaria87
    @MysTaria87 Před 12 lety

    Bjork is gorgeous. What's different is beautiful. More people need to understand that. I wish people would stop wanting to look the same and be individuals.

  • @gen-x_dude
    @gen-x_dude Před 6 lety

    Bjork is beautiful like an angel

  • @Cptcupcakeable
    @Cptcupcakeable Před 12 lety

    Wow she's quite beautiful, and she seems so childishly happy.

  • @Reticuli
    @Reticuli Před 10 lety +1

    This Bjork needs to talk some sense into the one from 2006 worried about small molecules on airplanes.

  • @Faltskogg
    @Faltskogg Před 13 lety

    I've got creep from this video. And also can't stop watching 'cuz it's too pleasantly

  • @intriagoandrade
    @intriagoandrade Před 10 lety +1

    i love her..! tooo much..!

  • @dayglowjoe
    @dayglowjoe Před 15 lety

    its a shame you can't see the charm of this video.

  • @JeniferSheppard
    @JeniferSheppard Před 13 lety

    hahaha 'you shouldn't let poets lie to you.' she's adorable.

  • @transphattyacid
    @transphattyacid Před 15 lety

    This is why I'm completely in love with Bjork. She's amazing.

  • @helloimgreen
    @helloimgreen Před 13 lety +1

    "you shouldn't let poets lie to you"
    She's so cute

  • @NapalmNewt
    @NapalmNewt Před 15 lety

    Haha, Bjork is adorable.

  • @Uktrayf
    @Uktrayf Před 14 lety

    Some days, watching this video is the only way i can relax.

  • @loser078
    @loser078 Před 16 lety +1

    she's SOOO cute.

  • @mdr48371
    @mdr48371 Před 13 lety

    Television is our friend.

  • @Vlad2072
    @Vlad2072 Před 13 lety

    And mighty Thor lives right here in the flyback transformer...

  • @andreasmichaelsteckhan7007

    ich hab nichts verstanden aber trotzdem geliket, die ist süß, die Björk!

  • @hidefromthesun
    @hidefromthesun Před 16 lety

    shes beautiful

  • @Hickorychiclets
    @Hickorychiclets Před 13 lety

    Bjork is pretty neato. I read that in a danish book, this morning.

  • @MaaikiPalu
    @MaaikiPalu Před 15 lety

    Just too cute! ^ ^

  • @rakimwilliams9116
    @rakimwilliams9116 Před 4 lety

    I would love to be under the blankets with her listening to her speak...i would fall asleep everynight like a baby before i even had a chance to sleep with her

  • @mshieldz
    @mshieldz Před 15 lety

    Bjork is a genius. Who can take a simple perspective of something we all take advantage of? Anyone else explains a tv and they will get engulfed by the media thrown around it and describe nothing as objetive as that.
    Pure Genius!

  • @JABS991
    @JABS991 Před 3 lety

    Ahhh THAT'S why she was inspired to write the 'Reboot' cartoon series.
    Makes sense now.

  • @mercer83
    @mercer83 Před 15 lety

    She has the cutest accent I've ever heard.

  • @EdwardChurches
    @EdwardChurches Před 10 lety

    I wish there was also a video of Bjork explaining microwaves.

  • @weezer543
    @weezer543 Před 10 lety

    1982 called, wants its watch back.

  • @Pettyvendetta
    @Pettyvendetta Před 10 lety +1

    Careful around the flyback Bjork

  • @fluffycritter
    @fluffycritter Před 10 lety +7

    But what would it sound like slamming against those rocks?

    • @SaraStar7373
      @SaraStar7373 Před 7 lety +4

      fluffy and when it lands will the TV be on or off?

  • @curtisnt
    @curtisnt Před 11 lety

    2 watches... one on each wrist ... adorable :)

  • @hubertlepicki
    @hubertlepicki Před 15 lety

    That is true, she almost was shocked by electricity, you can see her almost touching the part you CANNOT EVER TOUCH when opening TV box. It's got very high voltage to speed up electrons. A friend of mine was shocked after TV was kept in basement unplugged for 3 months.

  • @niradg
    @niradg Před 15 lety +1

    Everything is music!

  • @specksJOHNNYB
    @specksJOHNNYB Před 14 lety

    holy shite... it's still plugged in at the wall! :O

  • @blackmanfu
    @blackmanfu Před 15 lety

    People from Iceland are immune to electrical energy.
    Cue: "The more you know!" shooting star and music.

  • @BrenLynne
    @BrenLynne Před 10 lety +1

    Hey sound guy, your boom is in the shot.

  • @liberiansun
    @liberiansun Před 15 lety

    "you shouldn't let poets lie to you"

  • @dannycasler
    @dannycasler Před 10 lety +7

    she's so cute

  • @numbers9to0
    @numbers9to0 Před 12 lety

    I would love when Bjork explains me the washing machine.

  • @AlexanEmpire
    @AlexanEmpire Před 15 lety

    I wish I could give you another thumbs up.

  • @mutatron
    @mutatron Před 15 lety

    She's got me HYPMOTIZED!

  • @toddmelliott
    @toddmelliott Před 15 lety +1

    Yeah, it's been said before, but it's worth repeating. You can die from electric shock taking apart a television, even if it is unplugged. So don't.

  • @bitteoszillierensie
    @bitteoszillierensie Před 12 lety +1

    WTF CZcams?! You link me to a video of Charles Manson?! Here I am watching one of the most enchanting and innocent girls on Earth speak about the inner machinations of television in a sweet and funny way and you recommend a video of the most vile and vicious people on Earth? WTF.