Larry Steals Flowers From Marty's Mother's Roadside Memorial

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  • @jeremydavis1605
    @jeremydavis1605 Před 4 lety +331

    "He's not my best friend". Larry is hilarious. Has no filter and it's brilliant.

    • @paulritchie5868
      @paulritchie5868 Před 3 lety +3

      Bit like me,I’m told.

    • @haamishmcgarry
      @haamishmcgarry Před 2 lety +4

      Lol right after he just heard him say he would pop his head off of not for that very fact

    • @Hedra718
      @Hedra718 Před 7 měsíci +1

      That's all Larry took from that lol

    • @Joee1257
      @Joee1257 Před 3 měsíci

      It’s good for him but it’s bad for water

  • @johnmcnicholas1119
    @johnmcnicholas1119 Před 8 měsíci +23

    “What is that I smell?”
    Totally underrated line

  • @barlitosguy1415
    @barlitosguy1415 Před 5 lety +389

    “He’s not my best friend” 😂😂😂😂

    • @AB-nk5wv
      @AB-nk5wv Před 2 lety

      Couldn’t even give the Funkman that 😂

  • @jacobnelson989
    @jacobnelson989 Před 5 lety +1196

    RIP Bob Einstein. I hope his funeral has a lot of stolen flowers.

    • @vegathevictor
      @vegathevictor Před 5 lety +26

      damn I wouldn't have known until I saw your comment just now, sad stuff.. RIP

    • @dstatton
      @dstatton Před 4 lety +14

      @fooloof His brother was Albert Brooks. Yes, he was born Albert Einstein.

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Před 4 lety +4

      Jacob Nelson Do you think his death will be addressed on the new season of Curb?

    • @DeterminedToImprove
      @DeterminedToImprove Před 4 lety +7

      @@samanthab1923 the episode last week mentioned Funkhouser was in China. I wonder if they retroactively filmed some scenes to set him up being in China during the Coronavirus outbreak.

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Před 4 lety +2

      Arnold Flores I have HBO on right now. Will check it out, thanks😊

  • @Danielcaie92
    @Danielcaie92 Před 11 lety +1595

    I think this was the one time in the entire series where Larry did something that was just totally inexcusable haha

    • @billslocum9819
      @billslocum9819 Před 7 lety +165

      He's always finding new ways to limbo under the lowering bar he makes for himself.

    • @00bean00
      @00bean00 Před 7 lety +6

      You don't think the other one was?

    • @bartalor
      @bartalor Před 6 lety +47

      its just because that guy gave him wrinkled 50 dollars..

    • @theswingingdoor2157
      @theswingingdoor2157 Před 6 lety +66

      I mean honestly.... his mother's already dead. It's not like she knows the flowers are there and enjoys looking at them. What's she gonna do, rise from her grave bc 3 bouquets are missing?? Dead woman doesnt need many flowers.

    • @samd708
      @samd708 Před 6 lety +18

      Larry is that you?

  • @Tsumami__
    @Tsumami__ Před 7 lety +559

    I love how when confronted he just comes out with his rationalization of the situation instead of saying sorry or something.
    "They wouldn't take the fifty at the flower shop!"

  • @sealife12
    @sealife12 Před 2 lety +62

    I love how Marty just starts sniffing around and Larry barely protests lol

    • @robkunkel8833
      @robkunkel8833 Před 2 lety +4

      A wonderful sense of timing that they have. We all watched while he sniffs just like a hunting dog…Larry did nothing and said nothing for so long.

  • @zzzzzzzzzzz6
    @zzzzzzzzzzz6 Před 4 lety +334

    "I drive by there 10 times a day" lmao

  • @chrisgrover161
    @chrisgrover161 Před 4 lety +44

    "He's not my best friend"....Get me every time!🤣🤣🤣

  • @redwoods7370
    @redwoods7370 Před 4 lety +132

    Bob Einstein stole every single scene he was in on Curb. Love you Bob! RIP.

    • @woffus
      @woffus Před 4 lety +6

      Bob was priceless. Everything he said and the way he looked at people made me laugh!

  • @Herra233
    @Herra233 Před 9 lety +1390

    hes not my best friend

    • @213byron
      @213byron Před 7 lety +37

      Chris Canales hahaha does he want to get punched?

    • @vikramkamaljith
      @vikramkamaljith Před 7 lety

      If not for the holy no. I would have liked your comment

    • @husamsibai5799
      @husamsibai5799 Před 6 lety +51

      He would rather get punched in the face that get called Funks best friend lol

    • @kyleross5019
      @kyleross5019 Před 5 lety +2

      I laughed just at him saying “pop your head off your neck.”

    • @peterholland82
      @peterholland82 Před 5 lety +2

      Total fuck off funkman lol

  • @JaneDoe-zr4px
    @JaneDoe-zr4px Před 8 lety +297

    I love that she calls him LD.

    • @pottytheparrot310
      @pottytheparrot310 Před 7 lety +4

      Jane Doe she started it pretty much

    • @JohnDoe-rq9hr
      @JohnDoe-rq9hr Před 7 lety +23

      Jane Doe hey hunny you left the oven on the other day. Just thought I should tell you.

    • @---lq7id
      @---lq7id Před 5 lety +1

      John Doe 😂😂😂😂

    • @1984cdk
      @1984cdk Před 4 lety +5

      That's not a premature hunny

    • @xx4rch4xx
      @xx4rch4xx Před 4 lety +1

      I wonder what she does with the time that she saves on two syllables lmao does roll off the tongue better though

  • @MilkSteak55
    @MilkSteak55 Před 11 měsíci +9

    “Where’d you get the flowers?” 😂😂 the way he asks kills me

  • @owenboxer9401
    @owenboxer9401 Před 2 lety +18

    “He’s not my best friend” is just an incredibly perfect line

  • @Nate-im3sg
    @Nate-im3sg Před 5 lety +97

    R.I.P Funkman! What a legend!

  • @christosioannou9628
    @christosioannou9628 Před 7 lety +86

    I love the delivery of the , "What is that I smell?" line. It's too perfect!

  • @BrandMath-ns5yc
    @BrandMath-ns5yc Před 5 lety +36

    RIP Bob Einstein aka Marty. Amazing actor, thanks for all the laughs

  • @deadsailorian
    @deadsailorian Před 5 lety +279

    People need to find where the actual roadside memorial was filmed and place those flowers for Bob. ❤

  • @Juvenal10
    @Juvenal10 Před 7 lety +713

    How many flowers does she need?
    Hahaha

    • @kenc5999
      @kenc5999 Před 5 lety +25

      Half a billion in the bank and he steals flowers from a memorial. He’s an asshole. I love it.

    • @MatrixDiscovery
      @MatrixDiscovery Před 5 lety +13

      @@kenc5999 If he acted like a real millionaire, it wouldn't be funny. He acts like a regular man and that what makes him great. He wears regular running shoes everywhere and drives a Prius.

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye Před 4 lety +2

      He has a very good excuse.

    • @robpetcola3931
      @robpetcola3931 Před 4 lety

      Lmfaooo! " I Feel Sorry for you."

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye Před 4 lety +5

      I'm 65 and worked in London in the Financial Sector for 48 years now since 1971.
      Some have riches beyond avarice and if they can save a £1 or $1 somewhere they will do. It's an obsessive mentality with money. . We all love money but they are 2 levels apart with a few exceptions.

  • @peterweatherhead8141
    @peterweatherhead8141 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Larry’s face after funkhouser says “I’m not a violent person, but…”

  • @Rcity2332
    @Rcity2332 Před 6 lety +54

    "Okay, you know what? You should go home now."

  • @CarlosGarcia-yg9je
    @CarlosGarcia-yg9je Před 6 lety +42

    3:25, "I feel sorry for you." LOL!

  • @dominicaaaaa5547
    @dominicaaaaa5547 Před 5 lety +85

    RIP Marty was my favourite character in curb 💐

  • @chromium73
    @chromium73 Před 6 lety +26

    This is my favorite scene in the series. "They're not for picking!"

  • @pbsbigbossman5496
    @pbsbigbossman5496 Před 4 lety +12

    RIP super Dave. I met an actor that was on this show and he said that Dave was the funniest person on this cast, and that larry worked off him and not the other way around. That’s in improv of course.

  • @Jide-bq9yf
    @Jide-bq9yf Před 2 lety +15

    “He’s not my best friend . “ There’s a crown waiting for you Larry David . Somewhere distant , in the most sublime reaches of the comical .

  • @timothyleon558
    @timothyleon558 Před 3 lety +3

    Most people would not live this down. Larry ... he’d be back at it tomorrow!

  • @ryanquiriconi2318
    @ryanquiriconi2318 Před 2 lety +3

    She doesn't need all those flowers... Larry is the best

  • @Jonbombs
    @Jonbombs Před 7 lety +307

    I know a white Lily

  • @comprehensiveboycomprehens8786

    Stealing flowers from a memorial and taking credit from women for being so thoughtful. Now that's a new low.

    • @pottytheparrot310
      @pottytheparrot310 Před 6 lety

      Comprehensiveboy Comprehensiveboy All these situations stared with an argument at an ice cream shop

    • @sheacoleman6858
      @sheacoleman6858 Před 4 lety

      Naw that's saving time and money

    • @Skilliard
      @Skilliard Před 4 lety +17

      It was because the flower store wouldn't take his $50, the idea Larry had was that he would take them, reimburse Marty $50, and they could be replaced.
      The joke is that Larry didn't understand the sentimental value those specific flowers had and viewed strictly in numerical terms. In his eyes he wasn't stealing, he was basically borrowing.

    • @IndigoBass
      @IndigoBass Před 4 lety +1

      Skilliard Finally someone gets it

    • @H.C.Q.
      @H.C.Q. Před 4 lety +1

      Such a George Castanza thing to do.

  • @BrutalTurtle
    @BrutalTurtle Před 5 lety +19

    RIP to Larry's best friend.

  • @robertaxel
    @robertaxel Před 5 lety +83

    RIP Bob Einstein; always made me laugh on this show... This was possibly the skeeviest thing Larry has done, which really covers some ground...

    • @thomasjust2663
      @thomasjust2663 Před 4 lety

      Jerk people come here to laugh not to be reminded of life

    • @thomasjust2663
      @thomasjust2663 Před 4 lety

      Jerk people come here to laugh not to be reminded of life

    • @Max-ot1hh
      @Max-ot1hh Před 3 lety +1

      @@thomasjust2663 weirdo

    • @cg5648
      @cg5648 Před 2 měsíci

      😂😂 true

  • @greatgownsbeautifulgowns7160

    I grew up on super dave.
    Also lucky enough to enjoy you on Curb. Thanks for the years of laughs.

  • @robg71
    @robg71 Před 6 lety +38

    "Someone stole the flowers, that were marking the spot where, my mother was hit in her wheelchair" Sounds like the title of a Country song. :)

    • @mdd1963
      @mdd1963 Před 3 lety +1

      Someone requires instruction on the use of punctuation (specifically, the 'comma'!)

    • @robg71
      @robg71 Před 3 lety +1

      @@mdd1963 I'm Dyslexic, this, is, a hate, crime,,,,,

    • @mdd1963
      @mdd1963 Před 3 lety

      @@robg71 Only if you are also hail from some sort of FMS (favored minority status)! :)

  • @demelof1913
    @demelof1913 Před 5 lety +7

    I can watch this scene over and over. Brilliant Larry David moment. He sums it up with "He's not my best friend!" Omigod, I don't know why this is so funny but it is.

  • @ggff3761
    @ggff3761 Před 6 lety +127

    It's not a graveyard it's a roadside memorial

  • @OdinsRaven8
    @OdinsRaven8 Před 2 lety +5

    This is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

  • @H.C.Q.
    @H.C.Q. Před 4 lety +88

    This is exactly the type of thing that he would have George Castanza do on his Seinfeld episodes. He's so cheap.

    • @explodinglamps2021
      @explodinglamps2021 Před 4 lety +1

      NO NWO you know this is fiction right

    • @KOSMICKEN09
      @KOSMICKEN09 Před 4 lety

      Costanza lol not Ca-stanza

    • @UnexpectedBooks
      @UnexpectedBooks Před 3 lety +4

      I think Larry tried to buy flowers, but he only had the sweaty $50 bill given to him by Marty.

  • @humanrightsviolation7987
    @humanrightsviolation7987 Před 7 lety +48

    Gotta love the Funk Man.

  • @strategery101
    @strategery101 Před 13 lety +150

    He's not my best friend?! Hahahahah

  • @jackreid6412
    @jackreid6412 Před 5 lety +4

    Seems really horrible to take a dead person's flowers, but look at how much joy it brought on those girls faces👀

  • @johnosandra
    @johnosandra Před 7 lety +103

    hahahahahhaha he not my best friend, it just ever stops for larry david

  • @ChristiaanHartNibbrig
    @ChristiaanHartNibbrig Před 2 lety +2

    Thank you for posting this hilarious scene (of very many) from Curb. Funkhauser is always funny....

  • @declanmcmanus5674
    @declanmcmanus5674 Před 5 lety +2

    Rest I peace Bob..Curb and late night tv will not be the same without you. Criminally underrated entertainer.

  • @jeffreymiller9808
    @jeffreymiller9808 Před 5 lety +3

    Super Dave/ Marty Funkhauser you will be missed. Great memories spanning 3 decades!

  • @_Super_Hans_
    @_Super_Hans_ Před rokem +3

    Funkouser was the best character after Larry

  • @robkunkel8833
    @robkunkel8833 Před 2 lety +3

    😕I used this video to explain Larry David’s humor to my family over Thanksgiving …. it went about as well.

  • @lyricistanonymous8126
    @lyricistanonymous8126 Před 4 lety +1

    RIP BOB. You were great,i loved your voice🙏🏾💛🌼🌼🌼

  • @flisko123
    @flisko123 Před 8 lety +185

    i know a white lily

    • @whosmav628
      @whosmav628 Před 6 lety +1

      flisko Like how could you smell the color omg 😂😄😂😄😂

    • @lj6109
      @lj6109 Před 4 lety

      @@SirNilzey
      Also comes in handy when they're in the banks and they smell bank notes

    • @SandraRegina-sm1wg
      @SandraRegina-sm1wg Před 4 lety

      But have you seen a black dahlia?

  • @brandonterzic
    @brandonterzic Před 7 lety +137

    "how many flowers does she need?" ha hahahahahahahah

  • @theroamingokie5438
    @theroamingokie5438 Před 2 lety +2

    "If you weren't my best friend I'd take my bare hands and pop your head of your neck"
    Smirks "he's not my best friend"

  • @comprehensiveboycomprehens8786

    A Funkhauser always has a good sense of smell.

  • @MikeChhem
    @MikeChhem Před rokem +3

    This show is the pinnacle of boomer comedy.

  • @ahmarsaeed6085
    @ahmarsaeed6085 Před 5 lety +5

    "How many flowers does she need?"

  • @solrosenberg9924
    @solrosenberg9924 Před 2 lety +1

    Ya can see George costanza doing that. It would be gold. Gold

  • @michaelwilson2340
    @michaelwilson2340 Před 5 lety +14

    I'm sure Marty has made it further into Heaven than Larry did!

    • @jamilahthegreat
      @jamilahthegreat Před 4 lety +4

      Michael Wilson, given the fact that Larry David is still alive, I agree.

    • @Garglicious
      @Garglicious Před 2 lety

      @@jamilahthegreat lmaoo

  • @steviemac2681
    @steviemac2681 Před 2 lety +2

    "How many flowers does she need?" lmao

  • @spacekitt.n
    @spacekitt.n Před 4 lety +6

    RIP ... i cant believe hes dead...this is hands down my fav moment of his on the show, this and the soggy $50 bill scene where larry is licking the ice cream lol... my sides literally hurt from laughing when i saw this, like i had to walk away and take a break.

  • @Lees706
    @Lees706 Před 4 lety +3

    Best written show ever!

  • @martinrking
    @martinrking Před 7 lety +160

    this is the point in the show where larry went from a guy who just spoke his mind to a total sociopath

    • @righthomosphere7962
      @righthomosphere7962 Před 6 lety +3

      no

    • @djmotise
      @djmotise Před 6 lety +5

      Martin King Wrong.

    • @samd708
      @samd708 Před 6 lety +4

      Larry almost using the $50 to justify his behavior haha

    • @lord_insany
      @lord_insany Před 5 lety +20

      What? That's normal Jew behavior.

    • @LOLLYPOPPE
      @LOLLYPOPPE Před 5 lety +4

      Is this sociopath? Because I would honestly be capable of doing the same thing.

  • @Isleofskye
    @Isleofskye Před 4 lety +9

    "He's not my best friend"......

  • @DJQuan718
    @DJQuan718 Před 4 lety +4

    "So many of them ? Their not there to pick" 😂😂😂

  • @christschool
    @christschool Před 4 lety +5

    This is one scene I can't ever imagine the real Larry David doing, but I can imagine him thinking "what's wrong with it, no one will even notice. Their dead, what do they care".

  • @randomuploadsism
    @randomuploadsism Před 4 lety +7

    So many of them?! They’re not there to pick!!
    For some reason this is hilarious

  • @HiHi7530
    @HiHi7530 Před 5 lety +2

    The expressions on Larry's face lol.

  • @lokchucklindryfry94
    @lokchucklindryfry94 Před 5 lety +13

    *sniff* *sniff* i got a good sense of smell. I know a white lily xD

  • @nyonelove7617
    @nyonelove7617 Před 9 lety +157

    Hard to believe that Marty actor is older than LD. Larry looks old enough to be his father.

    • @uncjim
      @uncjim Před 7 lety +17

      His toupee helps.

    • @DDandrums
      @DDandrums Před 6 lety +14

      NY OneLove any fool can see he's had surgery and wears a wig.

    • @theolav12
      @theolav12 Před 6 lety +6

      DDandrums he’s always looked and sounded like that. Google him in 1990 or something. For sure he’s probably had some work though.

    • @theolav12
      @theolav12 Před 6 lety +1

      99% he had botox

    • @rickoneillable
      @rickoneillable Před 6 lety +6

      Not really. If you look at his face he looks old. If you discount the hair, Larry's face looks younger

  • @ErwinSchrodinger64
    @ErwinSchrodinger64 Před 3 lety +9

    There's a little bit of Larry in all of us... sadly. Not my proudest moment. I remember one time, I got home from work and I was tired and hungry. My sister asked me to babysit my niece. I wanted to say no because I was afraid I couldn't stay up but my niece was tired, as well. So, I reluctantly said yes. Anyway she fell a sleep. Then, I realized how hungry I was and noticed there was 6 piece chicken tender, with fries, in the fringe with two packets of BBQ sauce. I ate it. Several hours pass. The knocking on the door wakes me and my niece. My niece immediately tells her mom that she's hungry. The roosters have come home to roost.

  • @dano8012
    @dano8012 Před 6 lety +5

    Lol he probably had a lead on LD. May be someone told him about a blue Prius stopping....and he was like,it can only be one person!

  • @johnh6440
    @johnh6440 Před 5 lety +2

    RIP Marty Funkhouser.

  • @cordovalark5295
    @cordovalark5295 Před 3 lety +4

    "I couldn't give it to a bum!"
    lol

    • @4403323
      @4403323 Před 2 lety

      The homeless don't want it.

  • @myaj8538
    @myaj8538 Před 4 lety +3

    So many of them?! THEY'RE NOT THERE TO PICK!!!

  • @markopolo2224
    @markopolo2224 Před 4 lety +1

    best show ever

  • @logicalblackman8228
    @logicalblackman8228 Před rokem

    I found this street! It’s in the Pacific Palisades neighborhood, Los Angeles.
    I originally wanted to put some flowers out when we lost Bob “Marty Funkhouser” Einstein.
    But I only found it a few weeks ago.

  • @MusicPlaylistGuru
    @MusicPlaylistGuru Před 5 lety +1

    RIP The funkman, a brilliantly funny actor, will be missed forever.

  • @DeeP-_PerspectivE
    @DeeP-_PerspectivE Před 4 lety +5

    >Jewing has reached maximum level

  • @DarrenSemotiuk
    @DarrenSemotiuk Před 5 lety +7

    So weird, bittersweet, watching this after hearing about Bob Einstein :-\

  • @kimjakab2214
    @kimjakab2214 Před 5 lety +2

    RIP Funk.

  • @Isleofskye
    @Isleofskye Před 4 lety +2

    " He's not my best friend"....LOL

  • @Jingles6466
    @Jingles6466 Před 4 lety +5

    Alright, how bad are Marty's friends for Larry to be the best of them?

  • @minusblindfold9851
    @minusblindfold9851 Před 4 lety +2

    Fuck that, she had enough flowers.

  • @winchesterz
    @winchesterz Před 4 lety +2

    RIP Marty.

  • @sunnyv5718
    @sunnyv5718 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Larry is/was Marty’s best friend but Marty wasn’t Larry’s best friend. Larry’s best friend is/was Richard Lewis. Or maybe at some sick, twisted level, Susie. Or maybe Leon. But probably Richard Lewis.

    • @kaan_isik
      @kaan_isik Před 4 měsíci +1

      Yeah, just ignore Jeff and move on. Fantastic

  • @amitnagpal1985
    @amitnagpal1985 Před 3 lety

    Funkhauser slowly became my favorite character.

  • @Lees706
    @Lees706 Před 4 lety +3

    Bob Einstein will be missed.

  • @pottytheparrot310
    @pottytheparrot310 Před 8 lety +14

    I don't blame him that sweaty 50 funkman gave him they wouldn't take them

    • @00bean00
      @00bean00 Před 7 lety

      I think he made that up on the spot.

  • @WEBBER_
    @WEBBER_ Před 3 lety +1

    "How many flowers does she need?" 😆

    • @MilkSteak55
      @MilkSteak55 Před 2 lety

      Lmao I read this comment exactly when he said it

  • @bruconicinfernon4noplatoon317

    Hey, that's "Super Dave Osborne".

  • @colbydobbs6399
    @colbydobbs6399 Před 10 měsíci

    “How many flowers does she need?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @valeriobertoncello1809
    @valeriobertoncello1809 Před 6 lety +5

    They wouldnt take the 50 at the flower store!

  • @Titanandenceladus
    @Titanandenceladus Před 5 lety

    This is my favorite episode of Curb

  • @RojoFrijol
    @RojoFrijol Před 6 lety +35

    he's not my best friend

  • @eugenewattson3524
    @eugenewattson3524 Před 5 lety +2

    RIP

  • @bobsands3557
    @bobsands3557 Před 5 lety +3

    rip bob Einstein

  • @spinozapeterson514
    @spinozapeterson514 Před 4 lety

    Funkhausers face!! Priceless!!

  • @mattwalker1135
    @mattwalker1135 Před 6 lety +3

    Poor Larry.

  • @camgroulx1
    @camgroulx1 Před 3 lety +1

    Its funny how anti-violent the Funk is when it comes down to it....he loves Larry. “If you werent my bestfriend” LMFAO

  • @dantenewyork7380
    @dantenewyork7380 Před 2 lety +2

    ¨he´s not my best friend¨lol !!!!

  • @sbix2652
    @sbix2652 Před 4 lety +2

    1:41 the look on Larry's face🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @killerman228
    @killerman228 Před 3 lety

    “ So many of em!? Theyre not there to pick!!!!”