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  • čas přidán 13. 11. 2023
  • I showed more battles in this video
    Musics in this video:
    Darksiders 3 - Sloth
    Vampyr - Twisted Tango
    Valhiem - Mistlands OST
    Darksider 3 - Why so envious
    Darksiders 3 - Lord of the Hollows
    Darksiders 3 - Avarice
    Mount and Blade: Bannerlord 2 - Khuzait Theme
    Mount and Blade: Bannerlord 2 - Aserai's Tavern
    The Witcher - Boss battle 1
    The Witcher - Order Battle
  • Hry

Komentáře • 103

  • @partymaster2568
    @partymaster2568 Před 8 měsíci +71

    I can't fucking believe you won that battle against the empire that you accidentally rushed into.
    The lords on your side: "That man has the courage of the gods"
    The enemy lords: "This man and his men have either been touched by insanity or indulged too deeply in their ego. No matter. Their downfall will still be inevitable"
    You: "WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE!?!? HELLO!!??"

    • @DeBunny-rz8wj
      @DeBunny-rz8wj  Před 8 měsíci +14

      I was lucky, most of their men are farmers

  • @kingjabon
    @kingjabon Před 8 měsíci +78

    Bro your editing is hilarious, one of the funniest youtubers and he doesnt say a word.

  • @ironscalp484
    @ironscalp484 Před 8 měsíci +35

    If being a total badass was a sin, then yes, you have indeed sinned immensely

  • @Sheriff-ev7my
    @Sheriff-ev7my Před 4 měsíci +3

    The disrupting supply lines section with you watching then running as the music started was beautiful. Perfectly edited

  • @law_boii
    @law_boii Před 8 měsíci +25

    Reminds me of when I had to defend Lageta from an Empire siege and no one came to help. We repelled them but was immediately besieged afterwards by the Aserai ( we were in 3 wars and since I joined Vlandia and they had Feudal Inheritance I was stuck with 3 castles and Lageta on the fringe of Vlandian land). We repelled them too, but were dwindling in numbers since we had no time to rebuild and gain troops so it was not favorable, but I was determined to keep Lageta and fought several battles at the wall till it was ~160 vs 600. Then, like divine intervention we made peace and their army disbanded. I was alone in both sieges while the other armies f’ed off in the countryside. THEN came the Sturgians with a force numbering around 500, and I was forced to flee my town and let them take it. I regrouped and formed a sizable army to take back my town, waited for the main host to leave Lageta with only around 100 defenders, and set up camp outside the still broken walls. During my siege, FINALLY the two Vlandian armies at the time showed up to “support” (take over the siege so I can only get a handful of loot) and we retook my town, with Feudal Inheritance insuring I get the town for my clan again. It was a bad season for Lageta, but ever since then my town has stood untouched for around a decade ingame now.
    Let the rest of Calradia know what happens when you march on Lageta

    • @Thenegachin6
      @Thenegachin6 Před 8 měsíci +5

      Yeah lageta seems to always be in some sort of rebellion or seige in my game anyways

    • @law_boii
      @law_boii Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@Thenegachin6 thankfully I put an Empire chick in charge so loyalty and prosperity keep going up. When it wasnt mine but still freshly Vlandian it did have one rebellion, but that’s when I became a lord so they gave me the town after I helped put down the rebellion.

    • @stonewalljak3869
      @stonewalljak3869 Před 8 měsíci +4

      Lmao why is it always Lageta

  • @sleeping_caiju
    @sleeping_caiju Před 8 měsíci +7

    The Epic of Ray is my new favorite story

  • @potatony997
    @potatony997 Před 8 měsíci +4

    "I sure do love my newely founded kingdom and i hope it prospers with peace"
    Every kingdom in the whole continent even though some of them are at the other side of the map: *Declared war on your kingdom*

  • @charismaticfalcon1725
    @charismaticfalcon1725 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Bro Casually destroying the infantry line singlehandedly

  • @spiceninja3793
    @spiceninja3793 Před 8 měsíci +13

    been watching the entire series, its such unique way of editing already unique edits, You sir are going to blow up, and i'll be here with you.

  • @jirikrajak
    @jirikrajak Před 8 měsíci +4

    "Empire strikes back" *I were dead* 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Keep going dude, you're badass as hell.. Ray Cease is the King. Hail to the king!

  • @xbox_junkie
    @xbox_junkie Před 8 měsíci +3

    Finally! Somebody who actually shield bashes people XD

  • @paintedsmile5282
    @paintedsmile5282 Před 7 měsíci +2

    That last battle shall forever be known as the Battle of the Flying Horses lol

  • @wolfmensch-productions1097
    @wolfmensch-productions1097 Před 8 měsíci +3

    I really love your videos specially the „calm“ Parts. Its good storytelling and just relaxing

  • @DjSzpaku
    @DjSzpaku Před 7 měsíci +3

    14:07 - Ah a song from the first Witcher game. A man of a culture I see.

  • @Dengoru
    @Dengoru Před 5 měsíci +1

    the wacky horse physics tho XD

  • @Tominator-nd2vl
    @Tominator-nd2vl Před 8 měsíci +13

    12:22 He lived a happy life on a farm?

    • @ironscalp484
      @ironscalp484 Před 8 měsíci +6

      Sure he did buddy, he raised so many cute little livestock until he eventually passed away peacefully in his sleep at the age of 68

  • @tieftaucher2965
    @tieftaucher2965 Před 8 měsíci +1

    „guess what happened to him“ lmao

  • @rekhviashvililuka1751
    @rekhviashvililuka1751 Před 7 měsíci +3

    underrated channel right here
    keep up the great work man

  • @slav840
    @slav840 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Nice video as always u are the reason i began to play this game. Thank you

  • @spymaster3366
    @spymaster3366 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Your best video yet both epic and funny af

  • @MrDriesvanleeuwen
    @MrDriesvanleeuwen Před 8 měsíci +1

    Nice opening edit man, you're getting better at this!

  • @kylewilcox5935
    @kylewilcox5935 Před 8 měsíci +3

    This dude is entertaining as hell

  • @nini-tu9gs
    @nini-tu9gs Před 8 měsíci +5

    you have made me buy the game. So far, being repeatedly captured by bandits has been pretty fun.

  • @jordantheciviclover6139
    @jordantheciviclover6139 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Having General shepherd’s line into this from the original MW2 was bone chilling lol

  • @gicongames
    @gicongames Před 8 měsíci +1

    refreshing editing style in bannerlord videos, I like it

  • @ItzNoticed-_-
    @ItzNoticed-_- Před 8 měsíci +8

    De bunny posted during the college class it’s a good day td 🥷

    • @lando7557
      @lando7557 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Hell yeah! I JUST did an exam. Had to leave unfilled Fill in the blanks. 😅

    • @ItzNoticed-_-
      @ItzNoticed-_- Před 8 měsíci

      @@lando7557it’s okay my ethics im just debating

  • @JFerg12
    @JFerg12 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Another banger as always

  • @slq5578
    @slq5578 Před 7 měsíci +2

    You make good videos, you have great potential.

  • @Yuriq4
    @Yuriq4 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Hell yeah! 🎃

  • @TakerPax911
    @TakerPax911 Před 7 měsíci +1

    God blessed content, thanx

  • @hellou2786
    @hellou2786 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Better title for the video: How to SOLO a 600 men empire army.

  • @Holovitser
    @Holovitser Před 8 měsíci +1

    most underated youtuber fr

  • @yodatheweeb
    @yodatheweeb Před 8 měsíci +3

    Ah gotta love it. I remember before the beta update, you would literally sit in the siege defense until help arrived, or if you actually killed them all.
    It would be the most annoying back and forth on the planet as every time you win you'd have to again, wait for reinforcements and no one would come. Your health low, your troops lowering again and again. Your companions fainted
    Only to finally be captured and lose it all

  • @corsair5179
    @corsair5179 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Dude I need to try two handed axes, they wreck apparently, and swing faster too. Good vid my man, keep it up

  • @Miithrandir
    @Miithrandir Před 4 měsíci +1

    i love your axe bro...

  • @AbelDuviant
    @AbelDuviant Před 8 měsíci +2

    Lmao to rushing in to attack the enemy waiting for y'all to finish your siege

  • @Aleko_01
    @Aleko_01 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Your edit fucking amazing bro

  • @jaivalshukla9538
    @jaivalshukla9538 Před 7 měsíci

    the audio in the beginning reminded me of vikings for some reason

  • @gerhardheninger
    @gerhardheninger Před 8 měsíci +1

    1:32 "Yeet" 😂

  • @DmytroBogdan
    @DmytroBogdan Před 7 měsíci +1

    10:00 in that battle you fought like Sauron in LotR intro

  • @Magmario865
    @Magmario865 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Music from Wither 1!!!

  • @B0neTV
    @B0neTV Před 8 měsíci +1

    This game is perfect for this 😆

  • @m.m2683
    @m.m2683 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Good

  • @vaclavlukavec3809
    @vaclavlukavec3809 Před 8 měsíci +1

    yes finally !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Azreal20
    @Azreal20 Před 7 měsíci +1

    A Sturgian in Aserai lands....must've been a strange sight. (both ways)
    Also:
    Did you see those Aserai warriors? They got curved swords....CURVED SWORDS!
    ...wait wrong game...

  • @yesyoucanchange6065
    @yesyoucanchange6065 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Be careful not to get caught I had an angry sturgian widow march on my town with over 1000 men and it ended in my beheading.

  • @hyuseamv8424
    @hyuseamv8424 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Bro what soundtrack do you use for your videos.. the music slaps

    • @DeBunny-rz8wj
      @DeBunny-rz8wj  Před 3 měsíci +1

      Check description

    • @hyuseamv8424
      @hyuseamv8424 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@DeBunny-rz8wj Arigato sensei.. keep posting bannerlord content.. I love it 💓

  • @LocalItalianNationalist
    @LocalItalianNationalist Před 8 měsíci +2

    Not sure if you're gonna read this bun but i need a bit of help with an issue. I recently captured two battians cities and won a castle in the a war and i appear to be doing good but as soon as i lauch my kingdom everyone under the sun and moon rushes me down, Any advice on how to more openly try to avoid all out wars and try and balance out it so i'm not being railed? (This is campaign mode btw) If you have any advice please reply. P.S you videos actually got me into Mount and Warband so thank you for showing off how fun the game can be!

    • @DeBunny-rz8wj
      @DeBunny-rz8wj  Před 8 měsíci

      Bannerlord Ai sucks, war is inevitable, if you want your castle to be prosperous make sure its in deep ally territory, if its in the front lines it bcomes a target and you'll end up defending that castle more than exploring the map, you have the option to give it to the kingdom and a random lord will take it, whats your campaign progress btw? Did you join a kingdom or you're going independent?

    • @LocalItalianNationalist
      @LocalItalianNationalist Před 8 měsíci

      I am fully idenpendent from every faction but trying to align towards the sturgians as the infantry is amazing; currently i have two cities that our basically in the center of the map so every basically wants a piece of me.

    • @DeBunny-rz8wj
      @DeBunny-rz8wj  Před 8 měsíci

      @@LocalItalianNationalist first play through? if you're doing campaign and not sandbox, I got bad news for you, at a later part of the campaign you'll be forced to travel around the map forcing you to leave your precious castle, and taxes dont forget about taxes

    • @treyfolkmen7942
      @treyfolkmen7942 Před 8 měsíci

      Have your army stationed in captured city until your militia hit 300-400+ units. Your stationed troops must not be lower than surrounding cities at least. AI will always declare war if it sees poorly guarded castle or city.

  • @AmourMatthysen
    @AmourMatthysen Před 8 měsíci +1

    Same thing happened to me why does it seem like the enemy can be twice as far from each other to help each other.

  • @Fordemy
    @Fordemy Před 7 měsíci

    me encanta

  • @tobiaswiest
    @tobiaswiest Před 7 měsíci +1

    Those cleaves were juicy

  • @Thekillzone64
    @Thekillzone64 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Great vid 👍. What's the name of the soundtrack that starts around the first minute?

  • @hoyongjie9602
    @hoyongjie9602 Před měsícem

    Hi, May i know what mod did you install ?

  • @Luke-jg2cp
    @Luke-jg2cp Před 7 měsíci

    What axe is that? It looks awsome

    • @DeBunny-rz8wj
      @DeBunny-rz8wj  Před 7 měsíci

      Avalanche, given by the king of sturgians

  • @borisyen6300
    @borisyen6300 Před 8 dny

    5:06 bro is litterally grass cutter

  • @bernardlapcik7642
    @bernardlapcik7642 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Chill out its average sturgia playthrougg

  • @itzpatrick2450
    @itzpatrick2450 Před 5 měsíci

    what characters perks do you have to make him so beefy ??

  • @d.d.d.marzex6765
    @d.d.d.marzex6765 Před 8 měsíci +2

    First ❤

  • @gurl5496
    @gurl5496 Před 8 měsíci +1

    vlandia war next? bruh you're about to lose your sanity good luck 💀

  • @epic6501
    @epic6501 Před 8 měsíci +1

    why are you so comedic.

  • @gavinlucas7030
    @gavinlucas7030 Před 8 měsíci +1

    what are your difficulty settings lol

    • @DeBunny-rz8wj
      @DeBunny-rz8wj  Před 8 měsíci

      Im going ironman mode, so i cant cheat by going back to a save file if i fucked up, therefore every choice counts, ai combat is in veteran and seems to be balanced, player recieved damage is normal

    • @rickybobby3790
      @rickybobby3790 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@DeBunny-rz8wj yo man really enjoy the videos. crazy that youre playing on ironman mode especially when funny things like that accidental 600 vs 200 against the empire happen

    • @DeBunny-rz8wj
      @DeBunny-rz8wj  Před 8 měsíci

      yup, every choice has a consequence @@rickybobby3790

  • @vejolta
    @vejolta Před 8 měsíci

    "my sin"
    f1 + f3
    dont worry. we all do it even tho it's a sin.

  • @Looskidify
    @Looskidify Před 8 měsíci +1

    Vanilla bannerlord is crazy when you’ve been on rbm and other combat /troop mods for so long. My horse would have been piked and me thrown off of it 10 minutes ago trying to charge solo in there like that

  • @TheDevilLance
    @TheDevilLance Před 8 měsíci

    Anyone know what two handed axe they’re using?

  • @niebieskikocur2490
    @niebieskikocur2490 Před 7 měsíci

    your pc?

  • @duckmiru_quack
    @duckmiru_quack Před 8 měsíci +1

    And no one thanked you I guess

  • @eysrakme2724
    @eysrakme2724 Před 8 měsíci +1

    The best