Shoplifting Made Easy (80's Training Video)
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- čas přidán 14. 02. 2015
- Fight communism and stick it to the man, all while enjoying menial gains through petty theft! This informative and entertaining video will show you all you need to get started.
Part 1 in a series based on vintage training videos I snagged from the grocery store I worked at before they went out of business. - Komedie
I love the assumption that these mall shoplifters all have Ocean's 11 level planning
That pewter’s jewelry score i pulled in 92 payed for my summer on lake Geneva.
I used to put a lot of effort into my shoplifting schemes when I was a kid
I guess Im asking the wrong place but does someone know a tool to get back into an Instagram account??
I was stupid forgot the password. I appreciate any tips you can give me!
@@justthisguy1948 Same. We would even include drawings
I lost it when they started talking about five person crews made up of "spotters", "distracters", and "hit persons".
it took a team of five, but we made off with that calendar.
When they divide the spoils everybody in the crew will get 3 months worth of calendar pages.
Tim F More like nearly 2.5 months worth each if it’s five people but they’d have to tear some of the pages in half haha
The team of five couldn't scrounge the $1.19 between themselves, so..........
I just hope they planned better with it.
@@timf7413
LOL! Dead!
Hit-person to store detective:
"I do what I do best, take down scores. You do what you do best, try to stop guys like me"
moral of the story, don't trust people with suspenders
I always knew Steve Urkel was SUS
@@SaiOkami777 Steve tries to leave the store and suddendly, the alarm triggers.
Steve asks " Did I do that?"
@@Luixmai😂🤦♂️. Well played 👍
I'm here for the vintage mall scenes.
I get a sadness from watching these. But honestly they were prob happier than me 😂
Oh I’m sure you are....... 👀
Lauren Victoria
Haha u got me
There's something quite hilarious about a training video about shoplifting and employee theft being stolen.
It felt very meta...
Even the shoplifting was labour intensive in the 80's
PoV: you're here from Drew Gooden's video
Ye
POV: I'm your vampire dad
POV: I’m the mafia bosses son
POV: You are the ant looking for food in the bathroom and you see this human
May a yes another one of Drew’s videos
F-ing hilarious! "Shoplift during high traffic hours!"
Yes, we can let the people watch. Just kill them later (;
Security cameras: *I'm about to end this man's whole career.*
lol. where i worked, nobody ever watched them. The security camera room was empty 90% of the time.
@@foof811 still makes a thug's job a lot harder
@@hemprope4326 I watched people walk in, grab a chainsaw from the HI department and just walk right out.
@@foof811 Well that's the fault of your incompetent security not using the tools available.
@@foof811 i worked at a grocery store and my manager straight up told me that nobody watched the security cameras unless somebody reported a theft or a crime
Also half the cameras didn't even work
Suspenders and large pants are great for shoplifting, or catching pies on Double Dare.
“Steal as many as 40 items at one time, from one store!” LOL
"You can shoplift at five or six stores, or just one."
This video was dead on. I still remember the team I assembled in the 90’s for a tickle me Elmo heist.
I am very glad Drew mentioned this in his video, this is hilarious:)
Yay, my second
@@soulvigilante "Hilariously weird training videos" - czcams.com/video/hqNOWk5TSeM/video.html
@@soulvigilante 9 months late, but it was this one czcams.com/video/hqNOWk5TSeM/video.html
@@soulvigilante czcams.com/video/Gk8jj0q6RzM/video.html this one! "insane video guides from the 50's"
Literally why I'm here lol
You lame as all get up
I was SO worried about surviving the current economic climate. Well, no more! Thank you for posting this citizen! I'm gonna start my new career tomorrow!
Went to Spencer's gifts many times and brought home tons of high quality gifts. I always forgot to pay though 🤷♂️
It happens
they're gifts, gifts are supposed to be free!
Now that's regifting mate!
@@hug_bug🤣🤣😎
It's this kind of high quality training material that keeps me coming back to CZcams.
DANG IT! You're pretty good at editing audio footage!
Shoplifting is the least bigoted thing on earth! It doesn’t discriminate, everybody can do it!
Mostly the urban community tho
Narrator say it is a job.get your dirty mind off that for a dirty deed.and poor areas.not just urban.when they see something they like they take!
🤣Wear suspenders....GOT IT!! 📝✔️
They totally forgot The employee that just grabs something from the stockroom and then returns it. They touched on it by saying a customer would do it but often times an employee would just do it and then it would only be found out at inventory time. A great way to make an extra 50 buck$. Besides, Radio Shack didn’t need my help going out of business. They did that shit all on their own.
here come the drew gooden fans
yep 😁
I believe we are called little stinkers, tyvm.
I'm here 😂
Me too✋
Yo this is the irl guide to becoming Grunkle Stan
Remember when CD's came in those long ass boxes? Good times.
I still have a couple that I saved from back then.
Pigsaw Janet I missed that time. I didn’t start buying CDs 💿 until they came in jewel and diamond cases.
I remember when tapes were sold in every store with cds and the cds had those long security cases.
@@gedaman me too. Chicago greatest hits.
I don't know if this is true or not but my dad told me they did that so they could stock CD's in the same places they used for 12" records.
"Fight communism" actually this is fighting capitalism but ok
Technically, this would be more ancap than anything.
It's fighting big businesses, fighting capitalism would be shoplifting the products then giving them away.
Why are people including the video uploader just now responding to a 3 year old comment
Soulvigilante nah, shoplifting is a very anarcho-communist activity
@@soulvigilante that's why this is the perfect video.
The irl guide to being Grunkle Stan
I'm here from a drew gooden video and this is so funny it needs more views
Same
Drew gooden sounds like a made up name. I'm not buying it
@@autodidacticartisan His real name is Joey Jojo Junior Shabadoo
Wear all the suspenders you want - they're not gonna help you shoplift online.
2023- Grab the stuff and just walk right out the front door, no planning, no oversized costumes, no team to split the profits with, no pawn shops.
I'm quitting my job and shoplifting full time. All I need is a team. Who's in?
2:43 gang rollin up to steal some merchandise
After watching this video I’m confident enough to go to Best Buy and steal a ps5 and hide it in my suspenders
Anyone who would go to that much effort to steal a fucking calendar just deserves it IMO
0:29 the monotone killed me
Drew Gooden anyone?
"Honey, what would you like Santa to steal for you this Christmas?" xD
"Alright team, we're gonna boost that NES copy of Maniac Mansion from Funcoland and then sail to Jamaica and live like kings!!"
I love this so much! thanks for making it haha
Great Information! I'm gonna go apply what I just learned
I'll Keep You Updated
Great explanatory video on how to hurt corporate America. I'm doing my part!
drew gooden brought me here 😳
drew gooden is a saint...thank you for watching!
yep we love drew
here from drew 😳
Thanks for these great tips!
Teamwork makes the dream work
the last 2 lines on this were over the top haha.
Omg nobody goes through all that to steal 🤣 they gotta make themselves feel better by pretending they have Oceans 8 going on and not just an oblivious employee
I did when I was a teenager
Thank u for teaching me how to shoplift
This made my night. Thank you for loading this up, haha!!
1:52 Lmao
Five finger discount.
Came here from an old drew gooden video and I am not disappointed. This is so funny to me
I love this, it helped me out a lot
hahaha wow! +SoulVigilante you've got a great imagination along with a fun way of editing video/audio. subscribed!!! not sure how you don't have 10 times the amount of subscribers you have now. I will do my part and share some of your vids 😁
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE MALLS ANY MORE DAMMIT PEOPLE!!
Gamer Hudson when ebay is a fraction of overpriced malls and it comes to your door in days or a week or so from China ... that’s why there aren’t many malls left
Really? I thought it was because all the anchor stores went online.
Narrator: "These shoppers don't know it yet, but shoplifting will be the main downfall of the American Mall in 30 to 40 years. So be a part of history, Anyone can do it!"
Thanks for the advice will try out soon
Finally i am ready for the holidays.
This is a hidden online gem!
This is brilliant
Goddammit! Playing old training videos in the background brought me here. LOL
In Minneapolis they don't bother hiding the fact that they are shoplifting at the Target store.
00:38 Mervyn's hahaha I remember that.
Wow thanks. I’ll make sure to use this !
Looks like the old guy picked up Jim nabors greatest hits in haste 😂
This is oddly funny and somehow comforting lol.
This is gold.
The team description reminded me of the movie '21', with the blackjack card counters in Vegas!! Hahaha
So many ways to shoplift i didnt know!
Really appreciate this. Been looking everywhere for courses on this. Once I master this I plan to become a John
Pro tip from another video I don't have: fanny packs ;-) Happy hunting!
0:24 LMFAO - best part!
Thanks for joining us! Next week...Arsenal !
I like how they brush over the fact that 90% of store theft is committed by employees 🤣 and present it as mainly committed by ingenious, highly prepared Michael Mann type theives.
This is great
Any little stickers here? 🙋♀️
🙋♂️
2:02 - Three months later she gave birth to a teddy bear.
This is internet gold.
The old country meat carving video was the catalyst to these videos
I know how to Lupin now.
This video is fantastic lol
I'm now equipped to steal 40 items from a store 😂😂😂😂
They had a Musicland store. That brings back memories.
Remember, suspenders are a shoplifters best friend
for when you need to keep things up, that shouldn't fall down!
Does anyone happen to have the original uncut tapes uploaded somewhere?
I have the original encoded. See description. I can't say I have the only copy on earth but, for obvious reasons, this did not go on to become the gold standard of retail loss prevention training.
That ending slayed me 5:33
I was going to steal this idea
"...compete and win in a world market is... s h o p l I f t I n g...." LOL!!!
This is what I learn from it.
Wow very useful
Used this guide to steal heart medication from my grandma it worked thanks!
I'm glad you've been able to apply these skills to non-retail settings, but I hope your grandma is ok.
That blonde guy with dark beard looks like he was left out of Hans Gruber's Nakatomi heist.
He just need a MP5 or Uzi like every bad guys from 80s action movie.
Should I be taking notes on this? Cuz if so then I'm gonna have to boost a notebook and some pens.
Something about this gives me Night Vale vibes
1:57 Theft of Bodyglove merch! Sacrilege!
Sweet!
this is just ...... the best
Wish it was that easy today. 😆
Hey kids, let's go shoplifting!!!!! Yeah!!
At the 1:06 mark... I forgot musicland even existed, until this video reminded me... God bless you soulvigilante
All that for 3 cds 😂
Is the audio fade because of the vhs or the software you edit on? I’ve seen ytp with sentence mixing and does not have the fade like this video
how do you steal 40 items at one time, are you using and moving truck
I worked at a Marshall’s and a women walking out with a high end toaster between her legs. Loss prevention caught it all on camera.
Giving people ideas 💡 and all
Can you upload the original video?