INSANE New Chess Bot

Sdílet
Vložit
  • čas přidán 19. 04. 2024
  • ➡️ Get My Chess Courses: www.chessly.com/
    ➡️ Get my best-selling chess book: geni.us/gothamchess
    ➡️ My book in the UK and Europe: bit.ly/3qFqSf7
    ➡️ Mein Buch auf Deutsch: bit.ly/45fKt3R
    ➡️ Mi libro en Español: bit.ly/3Y5xaRx
    ➡️ Start Playing Chess FOR FREE: bit.ly/3Xa3EsB
    0:00 Intro
    2:00 Game 1
    10:30 Game 2
    ➡️ Enjoy my videos? Donate Here : www.paypal.me/gothamchess
    Check out my new Cookies and Cream Cold Brew from Madrinas! Don’t forget to use code “GOTHAM” at checkout to save 20% off your order: madrinas.coffee/gothamchess
    Email me your games: gothamletters@gmail.com
    Sponsors, Business, Media: gotham@night.co - [DO NOT SEND GAMES HERE]
    ⭐️ Follow Me If You Are Amazing:
    ➡️ CAMEO: www.cameo.com/gothamchess
    ➡️ SNAP: / levy.rozman
    ➡️ INSTAGRAM: / gothamchess
    ➡️ TWITCH: / gothamchess
    ➡️ TIKTOK: / levyrozman
    ➡️ TWITTER: / gothamchess
    ➡️ GOTHAM DISCORD: / discord
    ➡️ THUMBNAILS BY: / jchessnoob
  • Hry

Komentáře • 9K

  • @chess
    @chess Před rokem +33927

    We didn't create Mittens... Mittens was a dark discovery and has now been unleashed on the world... we're sorry...

  • @zac6499
    @zac6499 Před rokem +16426

    1 isn't Mittens rating. It's their rank.

  • @thanospatrick9093
    @thanospatrick9093 Před rokem +735

    Gotham: I'm not afraid of that stupid cat.
    Mittens: Then you will die braver than most.

  • @outsideconfidence12
    @outsideconfidence12 Před rokem +71

    I remember when the bot came out I was like "damn let's see how badly I can mess with a 1 elo bot" i started with the queen attack, and then 5 minutes into the game I started thinking "somethings not right here... I then proceeded to get clapped.

  • @bangbangcan2
    @bangbangcan2 Před rokem +31402

    1997: Deep Blue beats Kasparov
    2023: Mittens beats Magnus

  • @guilhermeantonini1777
    @guilhermeantonini1777 Před rokem +9793

    Mittens is the ultimate gaslighting chess bot. Its purrpose is not to destroy us, it's to destroy our resolve

  • @DragonKing920
    @DragonKing920 Před rokem +215

    Mittens studied chess for its first 8 lives and now is here to deliver pure pain

  • @belgiumball2308
    @belgiumball2308 Před rokem +89

    "I'm not scared of Mittens"
    Mittens sapping Levy's life force in the next 2 weeks:

  • @glcried
    @glcried Před rokem +9317

    I played mittens thinking it would actually be 1 ELO...

  • @therealdeadend
    @therealdeadend Před rokem +4058

    Chess is the only game where being called a bot is a compliment

    • @omerelhassan9133
      @omerelhassan9133 Před rokem +169

      What if you get called martin

    • @CROPDUSTERB-52
      @CROPDUSTERB-52 Před rokem +212

      @@omerelhassan9133Martin is 4000 elo he’s just going east on us

    • @lollol5263
      @lollol5263 Před rokem +221

      @@omerelhassan9133 Martin chooses the worst possible moves on purpose. We are his grandkids.

    • @omerelhassan9133
      @omerelhassan9133 Před rokem +76

      @@CROPDUSTERB-52 What i've heard is that he trained mittens and stockfish

    • @omerelhassan9133
      @omerelhassan9133 Před rokem +49

      @@lollol5263 It's like if you get a 0 on a multiple choice test like you had to do that on purpose
      Same with Martin choosing the worse moves

  • @aunicatchu1807
    @aunicatchu1807 Před rokem +43

    Levy: "The only safe move is this"
    *Proceeds to get check mated*

  • @Gojxd
    @Gojxd Před rokem +25

    the scary thing is how mittens put you in a position of helplessness and ends up playing in a way where every move you make is a mistake

  • @UdyKumra
    @UdyKumra Před rokem +4188

    Levy calling up stockfish to fight Mittens is some “enemy of my enemy” shit and I’m here for it

    • @lasselarsen1650
      @lasselarsen1650 Před rokem +83

      The world would implode into a black hole...and I'm all in!

    • @bertryman773
      @bertryman773 Před rokem +122

      “Better the devil you know than the devil you don’t” I think applies here.

    • @Pompadourius
      @Pompadourius Před rokem +39

      Cats do like to eat fish, though...

    • @sparky5817
      @sparky5817 Před rokem

      czcams.com/video/mCfYi7634rU/video.html
      He already did, this is the vud

    • @timothynse6747
      @timothynse6747 Před rokem +3

      Mitten play like it can never lose pls pair it against stockfish pls

  • @Jawesomebozo
    @Jawesomebozo Před rokem +2367

    Levy: notices the 2 forks
    Levy: "this is the only safe move"
    Also Levy: Proceeds to get checkmated instantly

    • @BereaBallers
      @BereaBallers Před rokem +15

      cmon bruh hes clearly acting

    • @spyman1833
      @spyman1833 Před rokem +97

      @@BereaBallers you go fight mitten and see if hard or not I already try and lose many times

    • @21iknowsomething93
      @21iknowsomething93 Před rokem +8

      @@spyman1833 same

    • @mariojoia1337
      @mariojoia1337 Před rokem +4

      Imagine Magnus and Hikaru playing in tandem PLUS the personality of a douche like the cat. GFL 🤣

    • @_helloworld_7070
      @_helloworld_7070 Před rokem

      I saw that move he just wanted to die end his misery mittens

  • @fafkopat
    @fafkopat Před 6 měsíci +17

    ''Oh this is just another Martin, i mean im just gonna do whatever i want to the cat ill throw it around the room. Dont actualy do that please.''
    1:08

  • @JAKETHECANADIAN
    @JAKETHECANADIAN Před 6 měsíci +9

    what are u gonna do take the entire center? proceeds to take the entire center

  • @arnjohanneshalsne6592
    @arnjohanneshalsne6592 Před rokem +2280

    Saw that it was 1 ELO, thought it would be fun to see what moves it would play... it stripped my soul away and threw me to the deepest level of hell within just 10 moves.

    • @Lodzio20
      @Lodzio20 Před rokem +29

      If you are losing after 10 moves even against strongest engine, your opening knowledge sucks.

    • @danielglidewell
      @danielglidewell Před rokem +280

      @@Lodzio20 Thank you for your relevant analysis.

    • @glcried
      @glcried Před rokem +5

      very relatable

    • @venomedits2106
      @venomedits2106 Před rokem +10

      I thought ooh mega martin

    • @cyzo
      @cyzo Před rokem +14

      yeah lmao i guess Martin is still my only best friend

  • @baumistlustig
    @baumistlustig Před rokem +8323

    Levy: The only safe move is this.
    Mittens: Don‘t think so.

    • @fomojoe864
      @fomojoe864 Před rokem +184

      Bro I spit my coffee all over my phone when he *immediately* got mated

    • @nickoondoy9835
      @nickoondoy9835 Před rokem +17

      @@fomojoe864 Woah woah woah🤨

    • @doji-san
      @doji-san Před rokem +7

      @@fomojoe864 Me TOOOOOO! hahahahahahahahaha.. good try GothanChess!!

    • @tomasbeltran04050
      @tomasbeltran04050 Před rokem +4

      I was literally like, why's he not explaining Kh4? I'd not have seen it myself, but being ðe only legal move not analysed it is brought to my attention. And it became evident

    • @Big_floppa8492
      @Big_floppa8492 Před rokem +1

      @@fomojoe864 woah what 😳

  • @Syria679
    @Syria679 Před rokem +13

    13:46 Levy:im Not Scared of a robot
    *proceeds to get checkmated*

  • @danielsurvivor1372
    @danielsurvivor1372 Před rokem +10

    10:12 So it complimented you for skill, but also insulted you for short game

  • @Umbreon-ln7fe
    @Umbreon-ln7fe Před rokem +5084

    Mittens was the first bot I played against. I thought it would be a joke bot that just made random moves or completely illegal ones because it is emulating an actual cat with no knowledge of the game. Instead I became the joke, I had to dunk on Martin a couple of times afterwards to make myself feel better

    • @wefgwrgwkurbgfol7930
      @wefgwrgwkurbgfol7930 Před rokem +120

      lmao

    • @dawnwish7958
      @dawnwish7958 Před rokem +422

      I lost against Mittens- then I played Martin- I lost against him too :( I feel like the damage done to my confidence is irreparable.

    • @JoeSmith-qy6qo
      @JoeSmith-qy6qo Před rokem +90

      @@dawnwish7958 How did you lose to matrinVv????

    • @dawnwish7958
      @dawnwish7958 Před rokem +165

      @@JoeSmith-qy6qo I’m a beginner lol- my elo is about 100

    • @JoeSmith-qy6qo
      @JoeSmith-qy6qo Před rokem +99

      @@dawnwish7958 understandable. Have a nice day

  • @victorkao1472
    @victorkao1472 Před rokem +4370

    I am convinced every single Mitten’s line exists to make people rage quit

    • @IrisSweetleaf
      @IrisSweetleaf Před rokem +214

      It has "Just commited a murder, tehe!~" vibes

    • @yn_sekai
      @yn_sekai Před rokem +12

      Yes. 💀

    • @driftingisopkinda4080
      @driftingisopkinda4080 Před rokem +15

      Just play custom on 1 min, play the hippo and flag the bot. 😂 It gets confused af

    • @Bruh-bk6yo
      @Bruh-bk6yo Před rokem +10

      @@driftingisopkinda4080 people still believe that? After the bot has less than 30 seconds he starts spending 0.1 seconds each move.

    • @driftingisopkinda4080
      @driftingisopkinda4080 Před rokem +14

      @@Bruh-bk6yo no? Most definitely not? I literally played myself. If you premove and last until like 10 seconds for the both and instantly start sacking or checking it, it’ll spend 1-2 seconds reacting and “taking advantage” of your blunder. Also it helps if you don’t castle so it can’t really attack you, keeping in mind that you used hippo as an opening

  • @duck-cc4qu
    @duck-cc4qu Před rokem +5

    12:00
    "yea im doing so good"
    *mitten moves one piece*
    "alright im terrified"

  • @mcflossingamer
    @mcflossingamer Před rokem +6

    13:55 bro was trying to infuriate the bot XD!!

  • @bogdanjeremic5787
    @bogdanjeremic5787 Před rokem +1272

    R.I.P to all new players who thought this was actually an ELO (1) bot.

  • @researchinbreeder
    @researchinbreeder Před rokem +3284

    My gut says Mittens is tuned to leverage weak pieces for more advantage rather than taking them, which is a tactic that Bots don't use often. That's why it sits there forking pieces without taking until you make a decision about which one you value more, and uses that time to shore up other parts of the board. It's a weirdly psychological choice that will probably get slapped by Stockfish.
    Edit: like a cat playing with its food

    • @Math.Bandit
      @Math.Bandit Před rokem +102

      @Alex It loses to the default engine analysis on Lichess, though.

    • @couchpotato4928
      @couchpotato4928 Před rokem +124

      @Alex actually I tested it and mittens can literally beat the top chesscom engine

    • @Dgeyer36
      @Dgeyer36 Před rokem +250

      Mittens is doing the chess equivalent of taking prisoners of war and torturing them until they give up the location of every single enemy base. Mittens is effectively a war criminal.

    • @bangs8560
      @bangs8560 Před rokem +75

      “Like a cat playing with its food” literally exactly what I thought the first time playing Mittens

    • @cameliascripet8792
      @cameliascripet8792 Před rokem +6

      nice prediction with stockfish

  • @RonnieJamesOsbourne
    @RonnieJamesOsbourne Před rokem +3

    "I mean, I'm mad"
    *Goes on to slurp his mocha frappacino*

  • @mareksikula3342
    @mareksikula3342 Před 7 měsíci +6

    I felt very enlightened when Levy said "To be the best, you've got to beat the best and the best is blessed.. or whatever.. you know.." Such inspirational words!

  • @RomanGladiator88
    @RomanGladiator88 Před rokem +1254

    Levy said he likes his opening because it allows him space to breathe with his pieces. Mittens then proceeds to slowly suffocate him. “I hope you held your breath,” - Mittens

  • @flackbyte
    @flackbyte Před rokem +4549

    It’s always so much fun to see good players playing an engine. Levy, doubly so. It’s like he reverted back to a child trying to beat his dad

    • @RaindropsBleeding
      @RaindropsBleeding Před rokem +122

      right, like, I saw that mate. He got so laser focused on revenge I'm watching him blunder and I'm not even half his elo rating.

    • @Itz_Lumi
      @Itz_Lumi Před rokem +65

      keep in mind you’re your elo for a reason. Even the best make mistakes lad, even if they’re dumb.
      Fact is he lasted longer than you could even hope to.

    • @derikr
      @derikr Před rokem +18

      @@RaindropsBleeding 🤓

    • @monochromatic9601
      @monochromatic9601 Před rokem +101

      @@derikr It's actually a lot easier to notice stuff like that as a viewer rather than when you're actually playing.

    • @andrewobrien658
      @andrewobrien658 Před rokem +2

      I agree. Loved this video!

  • @sumaanand2820
    @sumaanand2820 Před rokem +2

    i agree that mittens is a pure demonic because i just played 2 match with him . first match he won because i made soo many blunders . the second i made the best move in every situation and he still won . mittens is good

  • @kazikmajster5650
    @kazikmajster5650 Před 7 měsíci +4

    I swear Levy's reactions in this video are pure gold!

  • @Fallaga762
    @Fallaga762 Před rokem +829

    Bro I played against this AI with all the assisted tools to see how fun it'd be to completely ROLL this "1 ELO" bot. Then I realized I'm fighting Stockfish 15 with Stockfish 15.

    • @mermer2811
      @mermer2811 Před rokem +7

      It’s not Stockfish 15

    • @Fallaga762
      @Fallaga762 Před rokem +18

      @@mermer2811 I'm joking

    • @TheH3LLP3R
      @TheH3LLP3R Před rokem +126

      @Mer mer you're right its the unreleased stockfish 16

    • @pengynotpenguin
      @pengynotpenguin Před rokem +23

      Literally it's the engine fighting the engine, I've never seen anyone playing this damn accurately except cheaters.

    • @TheH3LLP3R
      @TheH3LLP3R Před rokem +8

      @RovuroloDraven most likely not. I won't say for sure it isn't cuz I have no clue but probably not. I was just poking fun at the guy above who Said it isn't stockfish 15 lol

  • @panostzo2713
    @panostzo2713 Před rokem +5008

    I love it
    Would love to see Mittens vs top stockfish
    Edit:well it is a cat against a fish so guess who is winning

  • @alguienxd1897
    @alguienxd1897 Před 6 měsíci +2

    "i guess the only safe move is this" **gets M1**

  • @Dragondave17real
    @Dragondave17real Před rokem +3

    17:53 The only safe move is this.
    17:54 Mittens: lol. I mean meow, hehehe.

  • @Arcticgreen
    @Arcticgreen Před rokem +4274

    Gotham: What are you going to do, take the entire center, you think I'm worried about that?
    Mittens: *takes the entire center*
    Gotham: Oh.

    • @GabGooDGG
      @GabGooDGG Před rokem +25

      Legit what happened lmao

    • @SharkIamnot
      @SharkIamnot Před rokem +2

      Lol

    • @KororaPenguin
      @KororaPenguin Před rokem +11

      I guess that's what happens when you play Chess against an Egyptian Rat-Killer. ;þ

    • @zqii2292
      @zqii2292 Před rokem +2

      @Manaj that song is aids

    • @ValkyRiver
      @ValkyRiver Před rokem

      a yllaer saw senttim
      litnu (tac) reyalp detar-1
      elots dna hsifkcots eta ehs
      srewop s’hsifkcots fo lla

  • @faefemby
    @faefemby Před rokem +2704

    I got 20 moves into my MOST WELL PREPPED LINE and got absolutely humiliated. You cannot convince me this bot was made to do anything but humble us

    • @crystallized1676
      @crystallized1676 Před rokem +27

      I did the same and won twice without serious trouble ;p In my opinion it's on pair with maxed out Komodo. Maybe even slightly weaker.

    • @nicolasbriand7509
      @nicolasbriand7509 Před rokem +307

      @@crystallized1676 you won twice against it ? from my point of view, you're most likely to be a liar that magnus carlsen, unless you won on time ... even being low elo, i was able to do that, but winning without serious trouble seems like seeking attention by lying to me ...

    • @unluckym3
      @unluckym3 Před rokem +212

      @@crystallized1676 ok calm down Magnus Carlsen

    • @Phoenix-zu6on
      @Phoenix-zu6on Před rokem +239

      @@crystallized1676 right right, so you could win vs maxed out Komodo? cmon how obvious do you want to make your lie?

    • @christopherhall619
      @christopherhall619 Před rokem +9

      @@crystallized1676 Congrats my guy.

  • @lwzp4487
    @lwzp4487 Před rokem +2

    The one thing martin forgot to teach his cats is mercy

  • @ItxDcb
    @ItxDcb Před rokem +3

    Levy : starts his strategy
    Mittens : I spot everything

  • @SniperTeamTango
    @SniperTeamTango Před rokem +6730

    Mittens: "I have played you in all known realities"
    Gotham "lul this dialogue"
    Mittens *specifically does something to counter the exact strategy that he had not even started executing*

    • @Jungleali
      @Jungleali Před rokem +350

      This.. is scarier than any horror movie I’ve watched

    • @tomokokuroki2506
      @tomokokuroki2506 Před rokem +84

      4D chess

    • @jamesmoger8446
      @jamesmoger8446 Před rokem +89

      4D mittens is living in 5D that cat is in the next dimension

    • @Silverauren
      @Silverauren Před rokem +65

      @@jamesmoger8446 "The fucker's using creative mode"- Max0r

    • @SniperTeamTango
      @SniperTeamTango Před rokem +24

      @@Siegeisok67 it's alright bro we believe you

  • @gunnerdown
    @gunnerdown Před rokem +1860

    The scary part about mittens is the fact that cheat ai are predictable, it will always make the same move in the same circumstances but mittens is unique, it plays psychological warfare against you, it reads you, the only move mittens is guaranteed to make is a check mate, it will never miss a checkmate

    • @thelegitkitten9757
      @thelegitkitten9757 Před rokem +76

      I've tried using the lvl 3200 bit to see if it can beat it and it ended in a draw

    • @jamesflameson
      @jamesflameson Před rokem +152

      I wholeheartedly believe mittens is a machine learning AI that learns how you play as the game goes on to perfectly counter your playstyle

    • @gunnerdown
      @gunnerdown Před rokem +170

      @@jamesflameson that isn’t too bad of an idea, it makes a couple of non perfect moves at the start to see how you react to it before harvesting your sou… I mean adjusting to your play style 😊

    • @-tracy-
      @-tracy- Před rokem +1

      @@jamesflameson hi

    • @weihugo235
      @weihugo235 Před rokem +9

      I tried to let him fight stockfish and mittens lost

  • @lienesauserde7419
    @lienesauserde7419 Před rokem +3

    It’s been so long since mittens played a game with someone that his elo is 1,and he spent thousands of years predicting every move and situation

  • @itsmesean201
    @itsmesean201 Před rokem +3

    GothamChess: "I guess, the only safe move is this."
    Mittens: wins

  • @shubbyshabaas
    @shubbyshabaas Před rokem +630

    When I played this bot, I was just thinking about the ways I would crush it mercilessly. Turns out that it was thinking the same.

    • @keinlieb3818
      @keinlieb3818 Před rokem +60

      It doesn't crush you. It torments you into begging for mercy and then it plays with you some more.

    • @friedbagel6893
      @friedbagel6893 Před rokem +13

      @@keinlieb3818 ye bro,after my first loss i was like: « am i THIS bad?!? »
      Then i tried again and again and again until one time it literally blocked BOTH MY BISHOPS and discover checked my king by taking a knight leaving me in utter disbelief.

  • @danielyuan9862
    @danielyuan9862 Před rokem +218

    "If I go here, it's a fork, if I go here, it's _another_ work, so I guess I have to go here."
    *Unknowingly Blunders Mate in 1*

  • @TheBestToeMassager
    @TheBestToeMassager Před rokem +1

    Levy : my center is solid it’s all good
    Mittens : plays uno reverse

  • @Royal_Achaar_Herex
    @Royal_Achaar_Herex Před 3 měsíci +1

    Others - Describe mittens in 7 words
    Me - never let them know your next move

  • @bn951
    @bn951 Před rokem +834

    Levy: I guess the only safe move is this
    Mittens: So you have chosen death right meow

    • @DRKLRD-kv4cm
      @DRKLRD-kv4cm Před rokem +15

      Lmao🤣🤣🤣

    • @DavidMatthews88
      @DavidMatthews88 Před rokem +15

      That was savage!

    • @carbarn3081
      @carbarn3081 Před rokem +1

      Chat are you serious right meow

    • @vlastimil-furst
      @vlastimil-furst Před rokem

      They should absolutely add this as one of Mittens' lines for moves that lead to an abrupt forced mate :)

  • @JackTheSpades
    @JackTheSpades Před rokem +1569

    We absolutely need more Levi v Mittens.
    Watching him get bodied beyond space and time is insanely hilarious. That final checkmate was gold.

    • @TechyBen
      @TechyBen Před rokem +13

      To his his brain miss the check (I'm a noob, but realised he was being pushed to move his king up) the same way I did (because I was watching down the board for the queen, not up the board!) and do in much lower games, shows mittens really does play with your mind! :O

    • @Mr4CS
      @Mr4CS Před rokem +9

      Absolutely, that final sequence of moves was insanely hilarious.

    • @pauluffhausen1923
      @pauluffhausen1923 Před rokem

      die Pia

    • @pauluffhausen1923
      @pauluffhausen1923 Před rokem

      diq Pia

    • @247firthy
      @247firthy Před rokem +1

      Please play mittens again 😄

  • @Hawk-ly9fi
    @Hawk-ly9fi Před 10 měsíci +2

    3:53 "What?" 5 seconds later when he realized what Mittens did: "Oh my gawd, noooooooo"

  • @YourMom-yk6lf
    @YourMom-yk6lf Před 10 měsíci +1

    Gotham: I guess this the only safe move
    Also Gotham: *gets mated in one because he moved there*

  • @1912anticamper
    @1912anticamper Před rokem +873

    13:00 Levy finally experiencing the pain randoms go through while being stomped in a hikaru speedrun

  • @smtoonentertainment
    @smtoonentertainment Před rokem +4723

    As a 580 elo I am pleased to announce that i survived 41 moves against Mittens.

  • @djudjux3936
    @djudjux3936 Před 7 měsíci

    "The only safe move is this..."
    Gets checkmated in 1.

  • @NACHO55G
    @NACHO55G Před 6 měsíci +2

    Mittens: 😈
    Stockfish 16 with 4050 ELO: ☠️

  • @CarribeanMonkee
    @CarribeanMonkee Před rokem +738

    Mittens has a positive Integer Overflow ELO, erroring out at 1.

    • @realtechhacks
      @realtechhacks Před rokem +95

      Soooooo assuming the rating is using unsigned ints, that would make its ELO 4294967296.

    • @phen-themoogle7651
      @phen-themoogle7651 Před rokem +23

      1 refers to singularity; giving it impossible to comprehend values.

    • @SumNutOnU2b
      @SumNutOnU2b Před rokem +16

      It's actual rating is -1 but the interface doesn't show the negative sign.

    • @ColeDaNerd
      @ColeDaNerd Před rokem +6

      great joke but it would technically be -1

    • @ColeDaNerd
      @ColeDaNerd Před rokem +3

      @@SumNutOnU2b same page lol

  • @alexandertaylor7316
    @alexandertaylor7316 Před rokem +2365

    Magnus vs Mittens is the matchup we all need

    • @ianmyrick4032
      @ianmyrick4032 Před rokem +75

      Mittens would ruin Magnus

    • @yainaya_
      @yainaya_ Před rokem +116

      Mittens is Magnus' smurf account btw

    • @er1kplay
      @er1kplay Před rokem +87

      @@yainaya_ Magnus is Mittens'es smurf account bro

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před rokem +4

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @jayraval2846
      @jayraval2846 Před rokem

      Dude I beat mittens

  • @EmilyWilson-sp9pj
    @EmilyWilson-sp9pj Před 7 měsíci

    When you said mittens with utter insanity, I thought he was going to move every single piece on his side at the same time

  • @veryunprofessional
    @veryunprofessional Před 6 měsíci +1

    chess bots are known to be really great but mittens is really dark. it not only beats you, it tries to beat you in such a way so that you crumble down in a corner and cry

  • @vampirejs758
    @vampirejs758 Před rokem +2357

    This bot legit believes in torturing and not killing, it trapped his pieces and refused to take them
    Edit: Thanks for so many likes!😃😃😁

    • @whiskey7251
      @whiskey7251 Před rokem +214

      Like when a cat gets a hold of a mouse.

    • @HQ4575
      @HQ4575 Před rokem +53

      Where is it going to go? It's trapped 😂

    • @seanmacgillivray7831
      @seanmacgillivray7831 Před rokem +133

      Just like a cat would. Traps it's prey then plays with it when all hope is lost.

    • @imthemayor5674
      @imthemayor5674 Před rokem +18

      Just like a true cat, torturing the prey before killing it.

    • @I_DoThingsSometimes
      @I_DoThingsSometimes Před rokem +2

      I want to be mittens

  • @SorenRoberts
    @SorenRoberts Před rokem +847

    17:55 You know a move is devastating when your given options are to either suffer immense diabolical sacrifice or be physically blown off the board.

    • @bravedigger4405
      @bravedigger4405 Před rokem +11

      17:55 I couldn't stop laughing my ass off

    • @1Ksubwithn0video
      @1Ksubwithn0video Před rokem +2

      @@bravedigger4405 i beaten mittens its too easy

    • @1Ksubwithn0video
      @1Ksubwithn0video Před rokem +1

      @@bravedigger4405 just play a 1 min match and flag him

    • @fiammaorsmth9840
      @fiammaorsmth9840 Před rokem +2

      @@1Ksubwithn0video stop the cap

    • @bravedigger4405
      @bravedigger4405 Před rokem +2

      @@1Ksubwithn0video it seems easy to me so I believe you that I can beat his fake kitten @$$ and smith, you don’t know if he’s being honest or lying which I’m sure he ain’t capping so there’s no need to be nasty to anyone

  • @springcrip6023
    @springcrip6023 Před rokem +1

    "ill do anything i want with the cat ill throw it around the room- please dont actually do that" 😂

  • @BandarZap3
    @BandarZap3 Před rokem +2

    1:05 Martin:Why are we still her just for suffer😢😂

  • @KantonFigtree
    @KantonFigtree Před rokem +2987

    Levy: “Im not scared of this stupid cat” 10:37
    Also Levy: “Im terrified what is it doing” 12:05
    Edit: Yo Thx for 3k likes

  • @julianledoux8824
    @julianledoux8824 Před rokem +2480

    Levy moving his King to a square and referring to it as his “only safe move” and then immediately getting mated will forever be one of my most favorite Gotham moments 🤣

  • @julesslegers7063
    @julesslegers7063 Před rokem +15

    And I thought watching chess was boring lol, this commentary is amazing af

  • @cooltroool
    @cooltroool Před rokem

    17:02 What if you ate that pawn, bishop/queen takes, take the bishop/queen, when mittens eats back YOU eat back with your queen and if somehow they get your queen then use your rook

  • @dandelyon2796
    @dandelyon2796 Před rokem +311

    17:52 "The only safe move is this..."

    • @unargentinocualquiera1624
      @unargentinocualquiera1624 Před rokem +31

      Famous last words

    • @psyrider666
      @psyrider666 Před rokem +14

      Gets checkmated 🤣🤣😭😭

    • @helenaborovcak6495
      @helenaborovcak6495 Před rokem +16

      I knew something was up when I said to myself I would do that move before Levy did it

    • @zachstavis8342
      @zachstavis8342 Před rokem +6

      I’m half the ELO Levy is and get to feel better for a moment for seeing that move while he didn’t lol

  • @mainelettuce9040
    @mainelettuce9040 Před rokem +784

    Levy saying he's gonna get stock-fish to beat Mittens is the equivalent of kid saying they're gonna get their big brother to beat up the bully lol

    • @buplix8890
      @buplix8890 Před rokem +12

      I think he saw this comment lol

    • @lavatrex
      @lavatrex Před rokem +3

      @@buplix8890 how do u know?

    • @buplix8890
      @buplix8890 Před rokem +23

      @@lavatrex In the video where he put stockfish against mittens, he said exactly this phrase. But then again could be a coincidence

    • @eevee5699
      @eevee5699 Před 5 měsíci

      Yesss 😂😂😂😂

    • @ninab.4540
      @ninab.4540 Před 3 měsíci

      That's exactly what he says

  • @burgerking7849
    @burgerking7849 Před rokem +1

    Bro mittens has my intire family held captive and won't free them until I win

  • @semvandersluis
    @semvandersluis Před rokem +1

    as soon as u more 1 piece, mittens sees the mate in 91

  • @whyVevo
    @whyVevo Před rokem +587

    the cruel indifference of mittens vs the indomitable human spirit

  • @SinclairLocke
    @SinclairLocke Před rokem +1212

    it'd be hilarious if mittens was programmed to play a really bad opening to make it look like it's just a joke bot, then play completely perfect afterwards until he wins

    • @swingfire7789
      @swingfire7789 Před rokem +18

      She

    • @HimenoMemes
      @HimenoMemes Před rokem +80

      @@swingfire7789 🤓

    • @givrally7634
      @givrally7634 Před rokem +5

      Barnes opening let's go.

    • @joshuaphillips1501
      @joshuaphillips1501 Před rokem +46

      @@swingfire7789 It's code, it doesn't have pronouns.

    • @kaestral
      @kaestral Před rokem +19

      @@joshuaphillips1501 Mittens, as a fictional character (the persona and the text messages make this a character), is a she

  • @Kittypaperdragon
    @Kittypaperdragon Před rokem +1

    Mittiens: *chess elo changed to 0*
    Levy:MITTIENS IS A ME-

  • @joehart3481
    @joehart3481 Před rokem +5

    This video had me laughing. Thank you for entertaining. I am not a chess player, I watch this channel like how a 60 year old dad watches ESPN, so this content was perfect for me.

  • @juanlloveras5780
    @juanlloveras5780 Před rokem +1531

    Levy: "I'm not scared of this stupid cat!"
    Mittens: Ages come and ages fall. But Mittens stands above them all.

    • @justanleo4800
      @justanleo4800 Před 9 měsíci +20

      I fear no one...
      But that thing...
      It Scares me

    • @juanlloveras5780
      @juanlloveras5780 Před 9 měsíci +13

      @@justanleo4800 One shudders to imagine what inhuman things lie beyond that cat...
      What dreams of chronic and sustained torture.

    • @NorthwestPolarizer
      @NorthwestPolarizer Před 7 měsíci +2

      he fears no man.. He doesn't flinch at genocide, trafficking or torture.

    • @mariecampbell7821
      @mariecampbell7821 Před 6 měsíci

      You are stupid

  • @mukachiki4387
    @mukachiki4387 Před rokem +294

    Levy : the only save move is here
    also Levy : *get instantly checkmated
    Guess the ELO

    • @OPTImistic001
      @OPTImistic001 Před rokem +4

      imagine a 3700 bot playing guess the elo. it's gonna roast our super gms

    • @dunx.6955
      @dunx.6955 Před rokem +3

      it's 1, it says it right there. Levy 0.5 ELO?

  • @debjaninandy
    @debjaninandy Před 7 měsíci

    Gotham: What are you gonna do, control the entire center?
    Mittens: *yes.*

  • @Tenacious6
    @Tenacious6 Před rokem +8

    Just imagine if the rating of mittens instead of 1 was 2

  • @josephthomas8535
    @josephthomas8535 Před rokem +2167

    Seriously love the catbots. It’s corny and wholesome and fun. And Mittens is pure adorable evil.

    • @cheddarsunchipsyes8144
      @cheddarsunchipsyes8144 Před rokem +21

      💀🥹💪🏼I love cats

    • @skeptic_lemon
      @skeptic_lemon Před rokem +44

      Where is the adorable
      After five minutes I only feel crippling dread

    • @batbeo7423
      @batbeo7423 Před rokem +8

      @@skeptic_lemon i just only need 1 minutes and i feel that too

    • @ValkyRiver
      @ValkyRiver Před rokem +5

      a yllaer saw senttim
      litnu (tac) reyalp detar-1
      elots dna hsifkcots eta ehs
      srewop s’hsifkcots fo lla

    • @danielsurvivor1372
      @danielsurvivor1372 Před rokem +1

      Tf2 players: *PTSD Flashbacks*

  • @meloncraft514
    @meloncraft514 Před rokem +458

    I put mittens up against the 3200 on my other device and it was amazing. Mittens won by blocking all of the 3200s pawns, then taking every single one of them, and then advancing a pawn to a queen to checkmate.

    • @miriamgonczarska613
      @miriamgonczarska613 Před rokem +31

      Wow! I thought it is stronger than 3000... I was able to win once using AI engine, it was most bizarre win I ever seen...

    • @OPTImistic001
      @OPTImistic001 Před rokem +17

      I tried the lichess stockfish. mittens won tho

    • @johnmetcalfe694
      @johnmetcalfe694 Před rokem +1

      @@OPTImistic001 That's odd when I played it with the lichess stockfish, Stockfish won pretty convincingly.

    • @shrekinator1882
      @shrekinator1882 Před rokem +1

      @@johnmetcalfe694 maybe its even with lichess stockfish?

    • @bobbyhill4118
      @bobbyhill4118 Před rokem +1

      The most I’ve ever lasted with mittens was about 10 turns. And this was like a 30 minute long match that consisted of me just sitting there thinking most of the time. Might’ve burned calories from that tbh so there’s a plus.

  • @dittochair8826
    @dittochair8826 Před rokem

    Playing against mittens is like playing against a real cat, it doesn’t mater how good you are or how flawless your strategy is, it’s just gonna paw the pieces onto the floor and nap on the board

  • @MrRydude17
    @MrRydude17 Před 24 dny

    In programming there’s something called an integer overflow, where a number becomes so big that the computer goes all the way back around and sets it to a negative number. I think this could explain the reason for the elo 1 rating.

  • @132o4_
    @132o4_ Před rokem +1430

    As a 600 ELO I am pleased to announce I lasted 35 moves against Mittens

    • @EbiStephenJacob
      @EbiStephenJacob Před rokem +157

      Bro you made the guild proud ...

    • @digitalunity
      @digitalunity Před rokem +557

      I regret to inform you you did not "last" 35 moves, you were entertaining for 35 moves before your execution

    • @arnabdas3837
      @arnabdas3837 Před rokem +26

      @@digitalunity hawww,,,savage😶😶🔥

    • @forrestrichard8133
      @forrestrichard8133 Před rokem +51

      I am 200 ELO and lasted 23 moves. Lmao. Not bad I guess. I got shamed into oblivion by that cat though. I thought it was actually 1 ELO. Imagine my utter shock and horror....

    • @hugebeebop2955
      @hugebeebop2955 Před rokem +12

      @@forrestrichard8133 how tf can u be 200

  • @davidappelgate320
    @davidappelgate320 Před rokem +798

    17:53 oh my GOD. This might be my new favorite Gotham video EVER. Man went through every stage of grief at least twice in this video. I am here for this content.

  • @ronnieketchum1241
    @ronnieketchum1241 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Mittens traps a piece.
    DOESN'T EVEN TAKE.
    Now that's what I call an ALPHA MOVE.

  • @AngellicRuby
    @AngellicRuby Před 5 měsíci +1

    when i started playing chess i thought mittens would be not as evil
    i unfortunately got bodied and he made fun of me

  • @michaels8386
    @michaels8386 Před rokem +358

    I played Mittens in order to avenge Levy.
    Hellcat wiped the floor with me.

  • @brotherthegreat3617
    @brotherthegreat3617 Před rokem +549

    Mittens lost to 3800 stockfish but won to a 3200 stockfish so mitten's rating is in-between 3200 elo to 3800 elo.

  • @gulnazsultani9786
    @gulnazsultani9786 Před rokem +1

    Even after mitten is gone it still appears in my nightmares

  • @mohamedmounir6770
    @mohamedmounir6770 Před rokem +2

    I was watching the video a cat passed beside me then I said: hey Mittens .
    The cat said: Checkmate.

  • @justaudacity
    @justaudacity Před rokem +231

    I was so excited to play a 1 ELO rated bot, and then got absolutely screwed on and spat on by Mittens. And so did Levy so it's okay.

  • @johnpc14
    @johnpc14 Před rokem +157

    Levy: "My only safe move is here"
    Mittens: "Checkmate"

  • @kevinstar4621
    @kevinstar4621 Před 6 měsíci

    Magnus: I fear no man but that thing, it scares me.

  • @cyberpunkchloe9
    @cyberpunkchloe9 Před rokem +8

    2:10 😂🤣

  • @Thatkeid
    @Thatkeid Před rokem +507

    Levy: guess the only safe move is this…
    Mittens: 👁👄👁

  • @dinamosflams
    @dinamosflams Před rokem +782

    finally levy understands how I feel when I play against a 1500

    • @hac369
      @hac369 Před rokem +17

      Lol bot

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams Před rokem +2

      @@hac369 f

    • @blizzard2376
      @blizzard2376 Před rokem +3

      Lol 1500s are so overestimated, when I was 1500 I used to make dumb blunders all the time

    • @slimshaney2168
      @slimshaney2168 Před rokem +8

      They're not overestimated against 1000 rated players

    • @allanshpeley4284
      @allanshpeley4284 Před rokem +3

      @@blizzard2376 Can confirm. I'm 1500 and blunder terribly every other game or so.

  • @jamesk4181
    @jamesk4181 Před rokem +1

    I started playing a couple weeks ago and thought I'd take a look at what the 1 elo bot was like and had never been more demoralized. After getting murdered 3 games in a row then taking my anger out on martin I looked up if mittens was supposed to be hard and thank god I did.

  • @TempAcc-xj3sd
    @TempAcc-xj3sd Před 10 dny

    Mittens: Starts systematically deconstructing people
    Stockfish: *hold my beer*