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This is why she asked you to not text her when you're drunk 🤣
Most people would say, yes, it is indeed a joke
Ha
Facts
No way. I would 100% prefer this over a "hey what's up?"
Grunky Scripples help with navigating courtesies
rhyming astroprocyciloprophylane is insane
Honestly, its hilarious 😂
but you just rhymed it with insane
Stay in your lane, thinking rhyming astroprocycloprophylane is insane, after a while the excitement will wane. 😅
@@seasonsarecoolNo way. That definitely wasn't intentional.
2pac been real quite afterthis droped
Same with biggy...
I like how this completely flips the script and instead of how it usually comes off, this comes off as a brother texting his sister drunk and she’s just annoyed at him for sending completely random bullshit at 2am
I don't drink but this caused me to look through the things I've texted my sister and the most recent ones I've got:
- Play by play of our parents' dog's experience destroying a baseball my son found at the park and then getting it stuck to her collar
- Anticapitalist traits of madrona trees
- A series of photos and screenshots from Google Maps Street View of some of my favorite trees
- A series of discoveries from reading a draft script of 10 Things I Hate About You
- Telling her who Rhea Ripley is and why she's great
- Same but Sami Zayn
- Video of Kevin Owens talking about his cats
(I don't know if she has ever watched a single pro wrestling match, although you'd better believe I've sent her a link to that ref doing the Invisible Man vs the Invisible Man several times)
this... tracks. let's put it this way, the sibling group chat is a study in crepuscular surrealist postmodernism
@@comradewindowsill4253 i can't even understand that first word.
@@comradewindowsill4253 but I agree
@@galenburghardt3272 Omg please, I need to know about the anticapitalist traits of madrona trees thing.
I like how the 'side note' became the entire rest of the song
i love it when i find new channels to sub to in random month old comments on youtube shorts 😊
@@A_Shrubbery1901 real
"Side Note" should be the title and he just continually goes on tangents every stanza.
Welcome to ADHD.
Average adhd experience. My entire career was cos of a sidenote lmao. I'm a diplomat now, cos I went down a youtube rabbit hole in year 9 about middle eastern history and politics cos I was a geology nerd and saw a video titled something like "Black gold - how oil dictates nations today" or smth and went deeper and deeper until I realised I fucking loved international politics lmaoooo
this man’s vocal range is like 📉📈📉📈📉
his throat is a living rollercoaster
Yeah like fr 😂
@@wooly9967 lol
The fact that up is red and down is blue is making me disproportionately angry.
@@crazeeaz if it makes you feel any better, both could be either up or down depending on how you look at it
"You've caught me off guard" *pulls out microphone*
This part keeps killing me. Even when I’m not watching the video, that exact part will pop into my head and make me have to stifle a laugh
What? You don't have microphones ready around the house? Pft.
@@tatewinters5565 exactly, what are these armatures doing? Like who doesn’t have a microphone ready at all times in case the opportunity to spontaneously burst into song arises?
@@waterlily7903 If you aren't ready at all times I would consider the life you've lived up to this point.
He IS a singer though.
I literally have no memory of seeing this before, but as soon as he started singing the lyrics flowed out of me from some deep corner of my brain
I understand repressing memories of Mr. Emu.
His music is angelic in the "biblically-accurate" sense. 😂
@@antigravitybears1631 that was beautifully put 😂
@@antigravitybears1631Ah, like the new song that only the chosen 144,000 may know!
This comment describes what I couldn't describe
bro thank you for writing this. I felt like I was having some weird deja vu alone
That triplet part for “pharmaceutical products” was just insane, dudes got mad good song writing
I know it’s amazing
"Pharmaceuticular" is such a nice word
what is your pfp
@@honey_musturdpeak
@honey_musturd i think it's an ice cube with human eyes and a mouth
her: "pls dont text me when you're drunk"
.
him (definitely high and drunk): "hold my astroprocycoloprophylane"
RAW CHICKEN AND GRONKY SCRIBBLES!
@@i_garfed_on_the_carpet And Shmomp.
you mean gropitikles
I don't think he's drunk or high. He said it himself, "where did I put my meds".
I can't even say it right 😂
“Please don’t text me when your drunk or don’t text me at all”
“I NEVER SKIP LEG DAY-“
🤣🤣🤣
raw chicken
🎶Once a week i spend the day!🎶
@@covid-19hater-76 taking photos of chicken legs
@@sugule225 RAW CHICKEN!
Bo Burnham’s evil half brother
genius
The line " when you could literally call them anything" hits SO HARD
Everything he sings hits extremely hard
It should’ve been pronounced “Anythang”
Your mum hits so hard.
I play this song for that line alone
So does grunky scripples
His verse is definitely what he texted her while drunk.
E
"please don't text me when you're off your meds"
That’s the joke
I'm absolutely going to send "RAW CHICKEN" to a contact on my phone next time I'm drunk
@@KangarooKommando I just like the way they look 🤷♂️
bro has the lyrics of an unhinged weirdo and voice of an angel, i love him😭
Someone help I cannot stop listening to this
can't save you sorry, I've been here for half an hour atp...
I need this on spotify right now.
I’ve listened to this shit for the past 6 months straight ever since I found it. There is no help to be given. Welcome to Hell, enjoy your stay😂😂
@@p1an0cake half an hour?
pathetic
*me whos been here for a month*
@@ChiChibi_Personal it's been 2 months since I commented and I'm still listening to it 💀🙏
@@p1an0cakeWent searching for it and was disappointed 😞
This man sings fluently in the art of ADHD
i was asked to rate this comment
@@fite6021 Is this the new CZcams update or smth? I'm not getting anything to rate😭🖐️
This isn't relevant, but I love your Monokuma-Cat pfp!
@@celestialudenburg6314 thanks 😊
@@celestialudenburg6314 I made it myself
“No no, he’s got a point”
-Kronk
real!!!
Unfortunately the law has to create the names. Not the scientist.
"Grunky Scripples"
@@avaclark3820 well. Yeah. Duh. Because it’s easier to keep apart for the people who need to take them than scientific chemical naming.
It would be kind of stupid to make the product that has to reach untrained civilians confusing in name.
I mean.. imagine you had propyl ethane and propyl ethanoate next to each other.
Do you think a random individual knows the difference?
To be fair.. ethanoate is often just called acetate.
@ The law has many reasons for having to choose the name for medicine. One reason is so people don't name there brand liver healer or pain be gone. It would make people choose it over other medications and sometimes can be misleading as well.
"What kind of music do you listen to?"
"It's complicated"
Its been a year and this is still the best thing I've ever come across on the internet. I hope I find it again in 10 years so I can relive this feeling.
4 days later, this appears on your notifs
I summon thee to enjoy this masterpiece once again
If these are your sober thoughts I'm BEGGING to hear what you think when drunk💀
Yoid love ADHD people then
as someone with ADHD who is too young to drink, i wonder the same thing about myself
My sober vs drunk thoughts are the same thing but just more aggressive lol
probably "sober thoughts" heh
As a person with ADHD my thoughts are waaay weirder when Sober than drunk ^_^
Broke: I need to take my antidepressants
Woke: I gotta pop some schmomp make the sad go away
BAHAHAHAH
Make the sad go dead
The loser “Headache medicine”
Versus
The chad “Scrunglies medicine”
lmfao 💀
the name alone could cure deppresion
The sheer quality of the lyric writing and vocals combined with the absolute absurdity of the lyrics is perfect.I could listen to this for houts
"text him when he's drunk" bro he might be drunk, high, and crazy but he's spitting facts
fr
Man could write a song about squirrels fighting chipmunks and nobody would bat an eye
I mean, I would listen to it 😂
That's tame by his standards
BRO IT WOULD GO HARD
that would probably be one of the less out-there songs ngl
If i remember correctly he actually did that
As a med student, I prescribe you 10 milligrams of plicky plups
Thank you I've been needing this
@@fableshearth2457 lol that will be 1000$
Can I get some goozle wazzle too?
And some gruple thright please
Might I request some goob
“Will Wood and Neil Cicirega’s love child isn’t real, it can’t hurt you.”
Will Wood and Neil Cicirega’s love child:
Real
“Doctor, is she okay?”
“No… she overdosed on Grunky Scripples.”
Bro has shower thoughts as lyrics and I'm here for it.
agreed
Fr
Where do you think he wrote this
Those are drunk texts he found on the net. He made it into a song@@isdrakon9802
I like the girl's "reaction" she's like "uh huh, oooh that's good. oh shit, yeah!" when he's singing about *raw chicken* and grunky scripples.
It is good, the girl's vibing right
Clearly it's good?
That's the only proper reaction.
She's not reacting
@@IEATJEWFORBREAKFAST I know, but it's funny to imagine her having a positive reaction to grunky scripples
Your high notes are literally HEAVENLY
Now this man has some FINE vocal cords
This guy's voice is so GENUINELY GOOD I would PAY to hear a full version of this song
oh, he has full songs which you can download in exchange for a digital representation of government-backed currency.
edit: for those who would NOT pay to hear full versions of his songs, he's on spotify too.
@@SoulSukkur holy shit
@@SoulSukkur 😳
@@SoulSukkur The real question would be perhaps from what representative administration of a culture-local society would the required digital representation of goverment-backed currency should be used?
Agreed,
Only person to rhyme Astroprocyciloprophylane in history
Atropocyyiloprohlane lol took me like 5 mins to spell that
astroprocyciloprophylane only took me like 9 sec
@@mcraffz5378yea and it's wrong
@@yaz6060lol
@@yaz6060lmao
I would listen to a full version of this on repeat 😂
I’ve need listening to this on repeat 😂
Still listening to this 💀
I FINALLY MEMORIZED THE SONG
bro misunderstood the assignment and still got an a+
it’s supposed to be a drunk text lmao
Vibes of that kid who had an assignment for creative writing class, with the prompt of “a character being lost in a new environment”, and kid just wrote a story about a squid being teleported to the middle of the woods and dying 😂
@@4DD3Rnah this is just what he sings about.
The way you flip between your mid register and your falsetto is literally everything to me
Smooth like butter.
Person not versed in vocal terms here! I'd love to learn what this comment means so I too can appreciate the specific talent :>
@@fowx4483 he switches between low and high smoothly when singing
@@justacryptid4687 Thanks!
@@fowx4483 to be a bit more specific. Falsetto is that kind of high “heady” voice people use. Maybe you’ve used it to try to put on a high pitched voice or something. The easiest way to hear it is you start singing a note that’s comfortable for you to sing, then keep raising the pitch, eventually there will be this kind of crack where you go into your high falsetto voice. Except professional vocalists practice making that transition smooth, and also trying to make their falsetto voice, which usually has kinda, less depth and richness, to sound like their more comfortable mix register voice, which Jazz Emu really kills it at. Sorry if this was more than you wanted.
This is the best one I’ve seen 😂
Why can't I stop listening to this...?
Oh no, I'm going for the play button again.
ok but I'm in love with the triplet rhythm on the word pharmaceuticular
Same😩
Yuh👌👌👌👌😩😩😩😩🗿🗿🗿🗿💀💀💀💰💰🔫🔫🔫😊🥔🥔🥔🥔👍👍👍👍👌👌👌👌👌😩😩😩
I also enjoyed it on astroprocyculoprophylane
Triplet?
@@v3ngeful804yeah it’s two triplets
That astroprocyciloprophylane hit my ears so perfectly
Fr. I just commented to bring you back :)
I thought I'd do the same as the first reply
The fact he rhymed "names" with.... that lol
What is Astroprocyciloprphylane? Also had to do what comment one and two did
Bro was cooking something Nefarious with that meds
This lives rent free in my mind
I found gold while searching seemingly through CZcams shorts.
Normal: panic at the disco
Falsetto: passion pit
Yup. This voice right here officer. This is the voice that touched me
And a dash of Foxy Shazam.
I knew I heard panic! in his voice, was hoping I wasn't the only one lmfao
Exactly what I was thinking too
I was thinking passion pit lol
Better than Brendon Urie.
“I wanna walk into a chemist and pick up a prescription of ten milligrams of grunky scripples” had me rolling on the ground I swear
Grunky Scripples
👍😁👍
No need to swear use proper language please
@@Mobferklopferstfu bro have some humor 😐
@@Goofiest-o woooosh
Thank you algorithm for sending me this long lost gift 🎁🙏
me seeing this 2 years later and still having the lyrics memorized 😭😭
This will be forever be the best response for the challenge, the lyrics are totally like a drunk text, but not depressed drunk, it's a funny drunk/high/shower thought text, his vocals are so dynamic, he rides with the music and lets the groove flow along him, the light pauses are just perfect.
Also his additions to the backing track are superb.
I love this, I've listened to this video like 100 times today.
Same
Brooo, this is exactly what I thought!! 👍👍
I memorized this song and have now conditioned my entire family to yell "NO" the moment i say "I NEVER SKIP LEG DAY"
I NEVER SKIP LEG DAY
Once a week i spend the day
That is the funniest thing ever
@@3llaThe8 taking photos of chicken legs (Raw chicken!)
@@EliamaniacI just like the way the look
I haven't watch this in months and I still know every word. It bring some joy
Everytime I see this open verse challenge my mind just goes „space jam DVD, space jam DVD, space jam DVD,, space jam DVD, …“
Literally the “I NEVER SKIP LEG DAY” has my pop punk rock self HOOOOKED
Right?!
Brendon Urie vibes
With a touch of David Byrn
Overall I got MAJOR jack stauber vibes
fax brooooo
How is is voice so golden while being so weird! Just such a clear sound he can sing about anything and I'd sit there happily to listen.
Ngl he kinda sounds like Brendon Urie
reminds me of bill wurtz and Jack stauber I love their music
@@clauday6467 me too!
He gave me big flight of the concords vibes
you should listen to jack stauber if you like this guy's voice
I have listened to this many times and will continue to do so
This is one my favorite of the bunch
the two-octaves-lower “grunky scripples” at the end has me dying 🤣
666TH LIKE LETS GOOO HAPPY TO BE HERE, LOVELY COMMENT!
Sounds like a commercial lmao
Same
@@creepermanzombie24 yoooo I literally was expecting him to continue with the whole commercial script after that, too 🤣🤣🤣
Uh… okay not to sound like that one guy but like that was one octave lower 🤓
“Bro you got the stuff?”
“The scripples?”
“Shh, don’t say it that loud”
"Make sure they're extra grunky, I'm payin good money for these, and I ain't gonna be cheated."
Legendary
XD
Me too. Make it a double.
@@infinityblayde1973 😂
Dude’s my favorite music artist.
An unexpected twist but a welcome one.
Just the snivelly way he says
*"you caught me off guard."*
Hilarious
The smooth way he pulls the mic from nowhere implies that she didn’t, in any way, catch him off guard and is doing this bit to be even more snivelly.
side note- “snivelly” is such a fun word
@@memeju1ce i agree.
@@Nathan-wp9cq Lmao did you use the word without knowing the Meaning
What's snivelly? I've never seen that word before
I don't know why this is so damn catchy to listen to. I need a full version
Grunky I’m grunky
I listen to him for the first time with her in the middle of the pandemic for some reason his voice changing technique was awesome and he switched up his style lyrics at the end, I heard generational music flavors in every voice change. I would love to hear him add more words to the jingle.
That last 'Grunky Scripples' goes hard.
“ oh you want me to sing?” start cooking
Those last two vocal runs are like warm butter on my biscuit soul.
Thank you for this sentence. I will use it wisely.
@@gabrielcross1062 Godspeed, and good luck to you.
indeed
Let me be your butter then
@@minniemehak2382 😅
i love how at the end the girl gives Jazz a thumbs up, completely oblivious to the maddening roller coaster of insanity we just witnessed
Bro, I just randomly came across the person with the best voice I have ever heard in my life. Keep doing what you're doing man.
This was the first videos of yours I saw and I keep coming back to it 😂 absolute classic
we need a full version of this
Yes.
We really don’t lol
@@Eaaaaaattmyassshater. 🥱
We do
@Eaaaaaattmyasss how dare you it's so good
This guy's music is so weirdly addictive. I find myself re-listening to many of his singles, no matter how bizarre they are.
i know this guy! yeah he makes stuff and ive seen the stuff!
@@moresnqp I dont know him but I once read a pamphlet about him..... It had stuff in it that he made and I saw the stuff!
People say that artist make deals with the devil this guy really did you can tell just by how awesome his music is and he sings about the weirdest things
Absolutely right man. Love your vids btw!
oh my god you talk exactly the same in comments as you do in videos
“I NeVEr SKiP lEg dAy” got me rolling 😂
My adhd brain on a good day
He sounds like 10 different people at once and I love it.
His normal voice sounds like Eret
His singing sounds almost exactly like Ken Ashcorp
Son of Eret?
@@lemmedie98 Two different erets at once actually! I can't remember which one I originally meant and I found my comment again by complete coincidence
The first 5 listens I laughed because he completely ignored the premise of the original TikTok but then on the 6th listen I realized he's singing an example of a drunk text.
I DID NOT REALIZE 😯
Yo
That’s more of an example of texting while high
I just realised 😭
Big brain you are my friend
Great singer man, respect.
“Calmness..very…cal- I NEVER SKIP LEG DAY 👁️👄👁️”
"I wanna walk into a chemist to pick up a prescription" was so audibly pleasing, I loved it.
The entire thing was so amazing to my ears! My favourite part tho was “I just like the way they look”. Idk why, it’s just so pretty for some reason
The cadence 🤤
The song that started it all (for me) deserves more thanks!
Bro you are incredible you give a super thanks on every video (like EVERY SINGLE ONE) and you never get any appreciation. Good on you for supporting an extremely underrated and talented artist.
@derpypizza yeah, i have super thanked every single video and short, and I will continue to do that forever. I also support him on patreon. Anything to help out an immense talent like this.
@@kerhaidethow rich are you 😢
@@34107 I'm not rich. I'm just grateful to an amazing artist.
@@34107He has a job.
@jazzEmu plz make a full version of this, I can't get enough ❤
I will continue to watch this short every single time it's recommended to me.
The way you started the verse gave me serious Fall Out Boy/Panic! at the Disco vibe and I was instantly hooked
That's why I came to the comments! I was trying to find out wether or not it was Brendan Urie in disguise!! 🤣🤣
He also gives of weird al vinges
@@kasaiart1281You must have been laughing as hard as I am to type "vinges" lmfao
*sips wine*
"Don't text me when you're drunk"
*texts her while obviously being very drunk*
Schmomp
Nah he's off his meds too
He forgot to take his Shmomp.
🤣🤣🤣
@@alakani dude when i read this comment I was literally just thinking "hehe schmomp"
Then i went to the replies and this comment was here, thank you for making my day lmao
Idk why but „RAW CHICKEN“ and the lower „ grunky scripples“ tickles my brain 😂
I can't unhear "space jam DVD"
OH. MY GOSH THIS IS THE BEST AND MOST RANDOM VERSION I'VE EVER HEARD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
JAZZ EMU NEVER DISAPPOINTS
This video is permanently etched into my brain and I wish everyone could understand and feel the same significant impact it has had on me
literally same. i will never be the same
This was a canon event in my life
This song is me and my daughter’s best duet.
Ah. Fellow connoisseurs of chicken legs, I see.
I get it. I really do.
Fellow cultured individuals!
As someone who wants to become a scientist I will promise you if I ever discovered an element I'm naming it schmomp
That is just incredible, my dude, I would listen to a full music of that no kidding
"Space Jam DVD."
"Space Jam DVD."
"Space Jam DVD."
That's all I could think about
Space Jam DVD
Space Jam DVD
Space Jam DVD
Space Jam DVD
Space Jam DVD
Space Jam DVD
Space Jam DVD
Space Jam DVD
Space Jam DVD
Space Jam DVD
?
@@iesakhanji1995 it's another person's response to the original video. If you look it up you'll find it
God damnit 😂
“When you could literally call them anything” was sung so beautifully
For me it’s the “Astroprocyciloprophylane”. Something about the scale??? Just does it for me ❤️
That line is just so smooth
Specificly the smooth drop of "call them anything" gives me shivers
Reminded me of Brendan urie
@@HEILLAYOR_G yeah i was just about to say that
I love coming back to this.
As a pharmacist.... there is a new medicine called Magic Swizzle and i STILL dont know how to fill the damn thing XD
People who want a full version of this song
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V
Yes
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Absolutely!
Yes
Well, problem, the original audio is possibly copyrighted and therefore he could not make a full song.
man’s got seven voices, and he has full control of all of them lol
E
Jack stauber in a nutshell
My current favorite song
Schmomp is my new fav word
what’s scary is that this is devastatingly close to being a song that i would unironically listen to literally 24/7
It has hella Brendon Urie vibes for real though! 😂😂😂
jazz emu is on spotify
if you like this song you'll probably like his other ones too :)
Agreed.
@@Nara.Shikamaru I can hear it too.
I’m 25 listens in trying to learn the lyrics. So I can sing it alone. His phrasing is so fun and dynamic.
Weird lyrics aside-
HIS VOICE IS BEAUTIFUL
LIKE ALL OF MY FAVOURITE VOICES,
EXAGGERATION ON WORDS, ACCENTS OR WHATEVER AND EVERYTHING WERE SMASHED INTO THIS
THE RASPY VOICE AND THE PINCHED NOTES THEN THE LOW NOTES
AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HIS FACE
Glad to see folks appreciating Jazz Emu. He deserves more views.
Look up "One of the Good Ones" he just released a video for it. Super good.
I bought his yellow vinyl record, hasn't been printed yet but I'm excited
I so agree! I'm obsessed! I can't stop watching this hahaha. I just wrote a comment saying he sounds just like a character in the movie Les Miserables and the lead singer of Panic at the Disco, along with his own, talented voice. His voice is so satisfying!
I am... actually super into this guy after this one fucking clip
dang. i love this.
I like how he have the voice of an angel and the words of the mad hatter