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  • Warhammer 40k Audio Defixio by Ben Counter
    Chem Dogs.
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Komentáře • 177

  • @raphael5225
    @raphael5225 Před 4 lety +116

    “We can run a Leman Russ on boot leather and bad language”
    Fantastic 👍

    • @ABorderPrince
      @ABorderPrince  Před 4 lety +5

      is true

    • @TherealTenmanI
      @TherealTenmanI Před 3 lety +3

      Isnt it in the old lore they can run on petrol, prometheum or freakin wood? Might be a tractor meme though...

    • @theblondesiouxsiesioux
      @theblondesiouxsiesioux Před rokem +1

      @@TherealTenmanI Would make sense that they could run them on wood. During ww2 the Germans used wood to power friggin tiger tanks. Called gasification, it's a real thing.

    • @vextay7199
      @vextay7199 Před rokem +2

      Honestly with how tech priest's talk to machine spirits I wouldn't be surprised if you could bad mouth one into working harder

  • @DaHansWars
    @DaHansWars Před 4 lety +118

    Absolutely loved the ending, "if you steal anything we'll hang you" "yes sir." just perfect.

  • @kiwiplays2370
    @kiwiplays2370 Před 4 lety +80

    "Best job i ever had"

    • @ABorderPrince
      @ABorderPrince  Před 4 lety +3

      lol

    • @jacklaurentius6130
      @jacklaurentius6130 Před 3 lety +3

      Exactly like that movie 🤣

    • @Erik-zh7rk
      @Erik-zh7rk Před 3 lety +1

      And so reiterated the rest of the crew

    • @gypsy3364
      @gypsy3364 Před 2 lety +2

      "Grogshit that's an Ork High velocity cannon listen to it whistling by"

    • @Alhazzred01
      @Alhazzred01 Před 2 lety

      @@gypsy3364 grox*
      Grox are the large reptilian animals the imperium farm for meat like cows.

  • @sanchez444
    @sanchez444 Před 4 lety +58

    The 40k version of Fury, simply bad ass .

  • @ReconRookie
    @ReconRookie Před 4 lety +24

    Well, it looks like My tank commander has a named tank. Khorne be with you

  • @Pleksilasi
    @Pleksilasi Před 3 lety +10

    You sir have the best way of saying : "Shotgun".

  • @richardhowells5804
    @richardhowells5804 Před 3 lety +18

    This is about the fifth time I've listened to this story now, thanks for doing these readings man.

  • @jasonsanchez9006
    @jasonsanchez9006 Před 3 lety +19

    Never been much of a fan of imperial guard but this makes me wanna build a chem dog army

    • @bigsmiles768
      @bigsmiles768 Před rokem +2

      every time i listen to or read a 40k book it makes me wanna start a new army lol

  • @anoneamose4866
    @anoneamose4866 Před 3 lety +8

    Can someone please explain how it is physically possible for this man to walk and fit into a Leman Russ tank of any variation with balls that fucking massive?

  • @Driftking305forlife
    @Driftking305forlife Před 3 lety +11

    Finally a happy ending to one of these stories. This Warhammer 40K stuff is epic!

  • @MegaTrubaduren
    @MegaTrubaduren Před 4 lety +22

    Mebbe he's a perpetual! Cut of the other leg to check!

    • @73mleduc
      @73mleduc Před 4 lety +1

      Heh that's what I was going to post, must be no normal man in 40k is that lucky

    • @crystalalarm3
      @crystalalarm3 Před 4 lety +4

      @@73mleduc Ciaphus Cain has entered the chat.

  • @mosesmarlboro5401
    @mosesmarlboro5401 Před 4 lety +10

    Damn I remember reading this story as a kid, glad to have found it again

  • @Xzpswagger
    @Xzpswagger Před 3 lety +8

    Out of the two dozen or so ive listened to so far, this one is probably my favorite.

  • @Tenoct91
    @Tenoct91 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Savlar Cham Dogs. LOVE these guys. You made a good story out of them, thanks.

  • @tedakem1812
    @tedakem1812 Před 4 lety +20

    You are the best thing to happen to 40k/ CZcams relations since indrid casts, keep it up

  • @SeniorKaleun
    @SeniorKaleun Před 4 lety +12

    They like the noise.....hahaha awesome story, awesome voice acting..love it!!! Youre getting better every time!!

  • @fatcoyote2
    @fatcoyote2 Před 4 lety +7

    This story is one of the reasons that the Savlar Chem Dog are my favorite regiment.

  • @tonypecoraro9220
    @tonypecoraro9220 Před 2 lety +6

    This will always be one of my favorite IG tales due to how honestly and uncompromising it's confrontation with the futility of mortality was written. Baller stuff, and a great narration too+

  • @iamalpharius9483
    @iamalpharius9483 Před 4 lety +19

    FOR THE BORDER PRINCE!!!
    Uh, I MEAN,......EMPEROR!!!!

    • @ABorderPrince
      @ABorderPrince  Před 4 lety +2

      lol cheers

    • @jonahtexhex2835
      @jonahtexhex2835 Před 4 lety +1

      Well the Border Prince would be piloting a grand knight titian following generations that had been pilots within the mech.

  • @Sol_Invictus510
    @Sol_Invictus510 Před 4 lety +24

    Nice job. Keep up the good work! Your voice acting is getting better.

  • @MrGravylegs
    @MrGravylegs Před 3 měsíci

    Love this!! “The only thing that works for killing Orks, is Hatred!!!!”

  • @swedeulfson3893
    @swedeulfson3893 Před 4 lety +7

    Excellent read as usual. I just deleted my rant concerning how an auto cannon works ... I see someone else further down the comment section was equally bugged. Still, great story. Your US accent was solid!

  • @thebushwacker
    @thebushwacker Před 4 lety

    All these short stories realy paint the picture in my head of the galaxy burning.

  • @yourbuddyunit
    @yourbuddyunit Před měsícem +1

    2:46 it's so rare to find a channel that gives you pure fucking auramite in EVERY. SINGLE. VIDEO.
    ABmazing

  • @Commander_Crunk
    @Commander_Crunk Před 2 lety +1

    Literally just the movie "Fury" in WH40K. Very epic.

  • @andilucas6926
    @andilucas6926 Před 4 lety +28

    Good grief - they have open vision slits like a WW1 tank, so flames and fragments can come straight through into the interior! Someone please explain to Ben Counter what a vision block is, and why they've been the norm since WW2. I suppose these poor buggers are in a penal legion after all...

    • @ABorderPrince
      @ABorderPrince  Před 4 lety +20

      lol its just a dodgy model from a low grade forge world

    • @JoeWalker98
      @JoeWalker98 Před 4 lety +4

      Can't smash the glass of a open slit 🤷‍♂️

    • @andilucas6926
      @andilucas6926 Před 4 lety +7

      @@ABorderPrince ... which is why it's been issued to a penal scum unit. It all make sense now :)

  • @nedyse7200
    @nedyse7200 Před 4 lety +10

    My Liege !!!. These "Tanker" Stories are awesome. Awaiting in confident patience.

  • @weiswolf
    @weiswolf Před 4 lety +12

    Another great story and reading, thanks!! I think it would be cool to hear your thoughts on the story at the end of the videos, like why you selected it or something about it you found interesting cool etc. Thanks agin and keep it up!

  • @chris2376
    @chris2376 Před 2 lety +5

    Amazing!

  • @michaelcaterina4583
    @michaelcaterina4583 Před rokem

    This story and this narratation are just so perfect

  • @dime4026
    @dime4026 Před 4 lety +3

    Yea boy. Cant wait to goto bed tonight and listen to this. Perfect length. Aging jedi

    • @ABorderPrince
      @ABorderPrince  Před 4 lety

      my plewasure/ yeah i changed the name to this on the credits

  • @studcummings230
    @studcummings230 Před 4 lety +11

    That American Cadian accent was spot on.

    • @ABorderPrince
      @ABorderPrince  Před 4 lety

      lol

    • @rodneynoble6046
      @rodneynoble6046 Před 4 lety

      You are a talented man! As an American that was a great job, and totally caught me off guard comming from you!

  • @michaelcaterina4583
    @michaelcaterina4583 Před 2 lety +2

    "A rummage through the defixio's gear produced an old but working laspistol, which Samuel took. 'This is the last gift I will ever receive.' he thought. It felt like the first."
    Such good writing, legitimately one of the best short story I've heard. Certainly my favorite Warhammer story.

  • @kennethbedwell5188
    @kennethbedwell5188 Před 4 lety +26

    Wait...loading the Autocannon with shells? Uhm...that defeats the entire purpose of an autocannon. They are attached to Ammo hoppers in the Leman Russ.

    • @ABorderPrince
      @ABorderPrince  Před 4 lety +9

      again......stop. how do you think i feel lol

    • @kennethbedwell5188
      @kennethbedwell5188 Před 4 lety +11

      An autocannon is supposed to be like the bushmaster chain gun on the Striker. I swear, these writers have no idea about the Lore. But then I've said that for years LOL?

    • @mikewaterfield3599
      @mikewaterfield3599 Před 4 lety +12

      Theoreticly they would load shells into a hopper. I always thought of an imperial autocannon being analogous to a real world 40mm bofors. Thus shells loaded manually into a sickle hopper. Knowing how huge the drum hopper is on a gau8 it wouldn't be very space conscious in a 40mm.

    • @davidoftheforest
      @davidoftheforest Před 3 lety +2

      not every autocannon is the same model in the Imperium. Not every lasrife is the same pattern. Not every helmet.

    • @bobsmith-ph6gu
      @bobsmith-ph6gu Před 3 lety +3

      It's one of those special autocannons that you have to load.

  • @rodneynoble6046
    @rodneynoble6046 Před 2 lety

    This is the story that sold me on 40k years ago. It moved me then just as the movie Fury moves me today. This story seems to be passed down over the years . Frey Bentos anyone?

  • @billnye5511
    @billnye5511 Před 4 lety +3

    Keep up your Guard videos. Best ones ya make.

    • @ABorderPrince
      @ABorderPrince  Před 4 lety +1

      yeah sourced a bunch we moving into full novels shortly anyways

  • @benrichardson5662
    @benrichardson5662 Před rokem +2

    Really liked this one.

  • @_Caine_
    @_Caine_ Před 4 lety +17

    Dude's a latent psyker, I tell you

    • @TherealTenmanI
      @TherealTenmanI Před 4 lety +9

      There is a specific type that steals the luck of those around them... thats why everyone hates "sole survivors"

    • @ABorderPrince
      @ABorderPrince  Před 4 lety +3

      lol

    • @mikewaterfield3599
      @mikewaterfield3599 Před 4 lety +2

      My money is on a blank.

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 Před 3 lety +2

      @@TherealTenmanI They should put all of those sole survivors together in a squad! XD

    • @TherealTenmanI
      @TherealTenmanI Před 3 lety +2

      @@CHRF-55457 get enough of them to reach critical mass. Transport them with a pariah/blank/null as a safety. Deploy them as a hilarious form of exterminatus.

  • @PelinalDidNothingWrong

    The Savlar Chem Dogs deserve some love

  • @zakpodo
    @zakpodo Před 3 lety +1

    Really enjoyed this one! The end reminds me of the myth of sisyphus by camus, one of my favorites.

  • @Thecando
    @Thecando Před 2 lety

    Oh, that was damn good! Thanks for the great performance as always!

  • @dfly27485
    @dfly27485 Před 2 lety +1

    She was a good tank

  • @Dctstampede88
    @Dctstampede88 Před rokem +1

    Love it. Perfect

  • @Kimchiboy08
    @Kimchiboy08 Před 2 lety +1

    Awesome story.

  • @bobsmith-ph6gu
    @bobsmith-ph6gu Před 3 lety +2

    And then he died. BUT HE SURVIVED!!!

  • @threatassessment216
    @threatassessment216 Před 4 lety +1

    MORE !
    Give use more of your wonderful work 👑😊👍🏼

  • @CharlesInserra
    @CharlesInserra Před rokem

    I keep bumping your old threads, but I can't hear them all in one night. :)
    Comments for the Almighty Algorithm

  • @strangerstrangest83
    @strangerstrangest83 Před 4 lety +2

    This was amazing thank you .

  • @Slapdab
    @Slapdab Před rokem

    40K’s Fury. Wonderful.

  • @deven6518
    @deven6518 Před 4 lety

    Imperial guard stories are always the best.

  • @Feralzen
    @Feralzen Před rokem

    Loved this one. ❤️

  • @Sleepy_zzzzz
    @Sleepy_zzzzz Před 3 lety +1

    Fantastic

  • @Duppyman695
    @Duppyman695 Před 4 lety +1

    Awesome Guard story.

  • @14DEADSOUL
    @14DEADSOUL Před rokem

    Fantastic read mate, thanks for the upload. Bought this book because of you.

  • @doomguy9049
    @doomguy9049 Před 4 lety

    Awesome story well done! Thanks for sharing!

  • @mikes8193
    @mikes8193 Před 4 lety +1

    Hahaha I actually have this book somewhere buried and have not read it yet. Thanks for the read!

  • @alinklaus178
    @alinklaus178 Před 4 lety +1

    Great as always thank you!

  • @papafrank7094
    @papafrank7094 Před 2 lety

    Well written and Well spoken. Great job. 👍

  • @CrashandTrash596
    @CrashandTrash596 Před 4 lety +3

    Excellent.
    I've gotta say your Ameri-cadian accent was dead on. ; )

  • @CHRF-55457
    @CHRF-55457 Před 3 lety +1

    lol Chem Dogs are the Imperial Guard's version of the Blood Ravens.

  • @sonofeyeabovealleffoff5462

    Yeah, he's a Perpetual.

  • @loupiscanis9449
    @loupiscanis9449 Před 4 lety

    Thank you , Prince .

  • @JJ-np1ig
    @JJ-np1ig Před 4 lety

    Another great read! Thank you.

  • @iagree6677
    @iagree6677 Před 4 lety +2

    Was he a perpetual do you think?
    I know he had broken legs etc but it did say that the orks were biting down on his legs... Which should have taken them clean off.

    • @ABorderPrince
      @ABorderPrince  Před 4 lety +2

      just lucky man lol

    • @TheNaturalnuke
      @TheNaturalnuke Před 4 lety

      ABorder Prince Warhammer Lore the orc had recently been clobbered good by his boss and was missing a few teef and the leg just slipped right between em all

    • @petrzverina9366
      @petrzverina9366 Před rokem

      Definitly perpetual

  • @EmotionalSuffering
    @EmotionalSuffering Před 7 měsíci

    Tonyus Montanious

  • @michaelmccann8174
    @michaelmccann8174 Před 3 lety

    Luvvd this

  • @GnollMore
    @GnollMore Před 10 měsíci

    i liked this one

  • @Diarmuhnd
    @Diarmuhnd Před 4 lety +1

    Grrrr, *"the tongue of fire licked'* ... damn you you bastard .. now my gf is bugging me.
    Now i don't have time to write something snarky about that old man on the throne. :)
    Thanks for the entertainment.

  • @ChillAssTurtle
    @ChillAssTurtle Před 4 lety +2

    My brothers chose to die than yield.

  • @zakpodo
    @zakpodo Před 3 lety +1

    Is this a non-autoloading autocannon??

  • @tylernelson2218
    @tylernelson2218 Před 4 lety +1

    Keep up the content!

  • @commenting9618
    @commenting9618 Před 4 lety

    Make more stuffs for me to listen to plz. I am getting through them rather quickly :-D

  • @Mademian
    @Mademian Před 3 lety

    awesome video!

  • @magnumpi2326
    @magnumpi2326 Před 4 lety

    I wonder if he is a eternal?great reading thank you!

  • @justinm.791
    @justinm.791 Před 4 lety

    Well done!

  • @andy56730
    @andy56730 Před 4 lety +1

    That was a good one

  • @DarkKing009
    @DarkKing009 Před 3 měsíci +1

    The Savlar Chem-Dogs > space marine

  • @colossalbiff3514
    @colossalbiff3514 Před 3 lety

    22:30

  • @joboytwo7034
    @joboytwo7034 Před 3 lety +1

    Um ...his daddy's name is probably Ollanius =D

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 Před 4 lety +4

    Tzeenchs luck

  • @raiderbass
    @raiderbass Před 4 lety

    Like the story👍

  • @stephand6469
    @stephand6469 Před 4 lety +1

    hah!!! I am number 10 000 exactly!

  • @emperornero1932
    @emperornero1932 Před 3 lety +1

    Dude has more luck than any lamenter

  • @MrTrenttness
    @MrTrenttness Před 3 lety

    🔥🎸🔥

  • @negativezero8174
    @negativezero8174 Před 3 lety

    You do a pretty good American accent

  • @Juryiat
    @Juryiat Před 3 lety +1

    Does anyone know any imperial Navy stories

  • @starbugmechanic5236
    @starbugmechanic5236 Před 2 lety

    Could the main character be a perpetual?

  • @carsonbland2677
    @carsonbland2677 Před 4 lety

    Must be hard being a perpetual

  • @ClimptheGreat
    @ClimptheGreat Před 3 lety +1

    Go out swearing.. as is tradition

  • @morgs456
    @morgs456 Před rokem

    Yo

  • @spacecowboy8663
    @spacecowboy8663 Před 4 lety +2

    3

  • @petrzverina9366
    @petrzverina9366 Před rokem

    Samuel=perpetual?

  • @fistofthe1stben704
    @fistofthe1stben704 Před 3 lety

    Hey, his American accent isn’t half bad.

  • @BofaDee33
    @BofaDee33 Před rokem

    Sounds like a perpetual to me.

  • @aliveandwellinisrael7944
    @aliveandwellinisrael7944 Před 4 lety +3

    I'm getting Trump ads before your videos prince and your normling audience is alarmingly unwise on the JQ.

    • @evanceier8577
      @evanceier8577 Před 3 lety +4

      Wtf even is this comment I'm not sure what half of it mean but you do know the individual youtuber can't control what ads are show. Before their videos, that's based on YOURE location and YOU'RE internet history

    • @aliveandwellinisrael7944
      @aliveandwellinisrael7944 Před 3 lety +2

      @@evanceier8577 this is a year old joke. Get over yourself.

    • @cyberdyne9480
      @cyberdyne9480 Před 2 lety

      @@aliveandwellinisrael7944 j