Simpsons - Nuke the whales

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  • čas přidán 16. 09. 2010
  • Lisa and Nelson on a date, taking place in Nelson's room

Komentáře • 269

  • @biteme9486
    @biteme9486 Před 6 lety +255

    That's my motto when playing Civilization. "gotta nuke something"

    • @einzelfeuer_2855
      @einzelfeuer_2855 Před 4 lety +3

      I nuke whales in Civ every chance I get.

    • @insomnyuk
      @insomnyuk Před 11 měsíci

      Gotta nuke Gandhi before he nukes you.

    • @bodaciousskies
      @bodaciousskies Před 4 měsíci

      Thats why you never switch to democracy.

  • @Bubbaspork
    @Bubbaspork Před 8 lety +630

    Calls for genocide in the other posters and Lisa only cares about whales

    • @mrsmith1097
      @mrsmith1097 Před 8 lety +41

      +Bubbaspork I wonder if that was intentional.

    • @dgenerate707
      @dgenerate707 Před 8 lety +126

      +tmnsoon knowing the creators of the show they were making fun of Society having bleeding hearts for animals but not giving a Damn about America creating problems around the world.

    • @goaway8871
      @goaway8871 Před 8 lety +46

      If they were, it was for laughs, and not because they gave a shit about "liberal hypocrisy."
      The Simpsons were making fun of everyone and everything that moved when Family Guy and South Park were twinkles in their creators' eyes.

    • @cerevor
      @cerevor Před 7 lety +15

      That's so deep. Poor Arabs and Indians, am I right? Liberals screwed them over again. And protests against whaling go on! The abominable abyss of humanity. Thanks for your enlightenment.

    • @Tkimba2
      @Tkimba2 Před 6 lety +3

      Evan Sageser exactly! That's what makes it so fun!
      "well just randomly nuke the whales... We have nothing better to do, you know" looool

  • @screwnicorn4731
    @screwnicorn4731 Před 5 lety +206

    "Gotta nuke something" words of wisdom

    • @allclassallthetime4739
      @allclassallthetime4739 Před 3 lety

      You’re more right than you know!

    • @bkr1895
      @bkr1895 Před 3 lety +2

      Nice Fantastic Planet picture!

    • @xsailor85
      @xsailor85 Před 2 lety +3

      He makes a fair point though

    • @sexorcismo
      @sexorcismo Před 2 lety

      putin

    • @KROTHIAC
      @KROTHIAC Před rokem +2

      If we didn't Nuke something, the King of England could just waltz in here and start shoving ya around, is that what you want? Huh, do ya?!

  • @MrJoeyWheeler
    @MrJoeyWheeler Před 9 lety +312

    Gah, it's missing the best part, where Lisa responds "Touché..."

    • @typingcat
      @typingcat Před 4 lety +4

      Lisa is a female, so is it "touchée"?

    • @sexorcismo
      @sexorcismo Před 2 lety +29

      @@typingcat OOH, LA-DI-DA, MR. FRENCH MAN!!

    • @trikkerman1
      @trikkerman1 Před 11 měsíci

      People don't know how to cut a scene.

  • @daustin8888
    @daustin8888 Před 11 měsíci +18

    "Gotta nuke something" - Oppenheimer (probably)

  • @jacksongibbs8998
    @jacksongibbs8998 Před 5 lety +47

    Nuke the whales would be an awesome name for a metal band.

  • @tmcmullen70
    @tmcmullen70 Před 12 lety +38

    nuking whales that's a paddlin

  • @Kombaiyashii
    @Kombaiyashii Před 10 lety +96

    Kind of makes hunting them down with giant harpoons sound humane.

    • @TheNickheath999
      @TheNickheath999 Před 7 lety

      dunno, theres prob a lot of mutated shit in the sea now....LOL

    • @Samrules888
      @Samrules888 Před 6 lety +1

      well, you can catch large amounts of fish by throwing dynamite in the water, this is just that only bigger

    • @gedaman
      @gedaman Před 6 lety +1

      Kombaiyashii I dunno. Gotta nuke something.

    • @A2Z83
      @A2Z83 Před 5 lety +3

      were whalers on the moon. we carry the harpoons

    • @fg0611
      @fg0611 Před 3 lety

      funny word "humane"...

  • @liamj2363
    @liamj2363 Před 11 lety +43

    He makes a persuasive argument.

  • @mrsotko
    @mrsotko Před 4 lety +27

    Some of the best scenes ever are hidden all throughout the simpsons.

  • @beauberry6179
    @beauberry6179 Před 8 lety +32

    You forgot the best part; Lisa saying, "Hmm, touché."

  • @annie10103
    @annie10103 Před 13 lety +66

    "Joy to the world, the teacher's dead!
    We barbecued her head!
    What happened to her body,
    We flushed it down the potty
    And round and round it goes..."

  • @A2Z83
    @A2Z83 Před 5 lety +62

    never noticed the other ones on the wall. holy shit

    • @allclassallthetime4739
      @allclassallthetime4739 Před 3 lety

      Yeah ikr? Might be borderline offensive in today’s world

    • @biteme9486
      @biteme9486 Před 3 lety +6

      Unless your the previous president

    • @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470
      @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 Před 3 lety +9

      @@allclassallthetime4739 I mean it's a commentary on people's apathy towards human life so it's fine.

    • @pattym9182
      @pattym9182 Před 2 lety +7

      Oh please, he never once did either of those things. Keep trying though.

    • @man-who-sold-the-world
      @man-who-sold-the-world Před 2 lety +3

      @@pattym9182 he did say Iraqi oil should be confiscated because USA won.

  • @devinwalleck4118
    @devinwalleck4118 Před 9 lety +44

    Nelson does have a point...

  • @thelastamerican
    @thelastamerican Před 13 lety +14

    one of my favorite scenes ever

  • @jacobleb420
    @jacobleb420 Před 6 lety +10

    This is why by the time Futurama comes along the only whales left are on the moon.

    • @goldengun9970
      @goldengun9970 Před 2 lety

      Was southpark who put whales on the moon

    • @risksrewardsrelics51
      @risksrewardsrelics51 Před 4 měsíci +1

      There’s whalers on the moon… not whales.
      “There ain’t no whales, so we tell tall tales and sing a whaling tune…”

  • @1503nemanja
    @1503nemanja Před 8 lety +34

    Wiser words were never said.

  • @360Nomad
    @360Nomad Před 10 lety +67

    American Foreign Policy summed up in less than 10 seconds.

    • @300daysandnights
      @300daysandnights Před 10 lety +20

      Because we are constantly nuking countries.

    • @360Nomad
      @360Nomad Před 10 lety +7

      300daysandnights Only country to use nuclear weapons and Depleted Uranium. USA.

    • @300daysandnights
      @300daysandnights Před 10 lety +10

      360Nomad 67 years ago. Hardly an ongoing policy.

    • @360Nomad
      @360Nomad Před 10 lety +5

      300daysandnights DU is still in use (Gulf War/Fallujah syndrome).

    • @300daysandnights
      @300daysandnights Před 10 lety +3

      360Nomad Well Russia, France, China, Britain, Pakistan, India all have nuclear weapons.

  • @SNN788
    @SNN788 Před 8 lety +9

    Touché.

  • @Glitcher2000
    @Glitcher2000 Před rokem +2

    Nelson must love playing Fallout.

  • @IloveOtherPplsMsry
    @IloveOtherPplsMsry Před 6 lety +2

    Maddox would later steal this for his failure of a third book F*ck Whales

  • @floopalomp
    @floopalomp Před 13 lety +5

    "Gottha nook sumthin"

  • @Nemigumen
    @Nemigumen Před 13 lety +3

    nooking something...thats a paddlin

  • @GSballreborn
    @GSballreborn Před 5 lety +1

    I was brought here by the Nostalgia Critic. Can't believe I forgot this moment.

  • @tbays5875
    @tbays5875 Před 4 lety +18

    Vader sees alderean on the scope
    Vader: you sure it's a good idea?
    Tarkin: well we gotta nuke something

  • @headmasterozpin9997
    @headmasterozpin9997 Před 11 lety +2

    Of course she does not comment on the other stickers...

  • @SilencedReflex
    @SilencedReflex Před 3 lety +2

    Zodiac killer sent me

  • @Chris-zs5qb
    @Chris-zs5qb Před 5 měsíci +1

    I thought Shedletsky from Roblox came up with something original. Never knew it came from the Simpsons.

  • @seventhportal
    @seventhportal Před 3 lety +2

    What, are we just going to let our nukes rot in storage Lisa? Do you know how much we paid for those?

  • @jonesbaxterdam
    @jonesbaxterdam Před 2 lety +1

    I mean, it's a fair argument

  • @GodotOfficial
    @GodotOfficial Před 6 lety +48

    “Gotta nuke something” Kim Jong Un’s nuclear weapons policy in a nutshell

    • @Thor.Jorgensen
      @Thor.Jorgensen Před 6 lety +6

      And Trump policy on the Middle East and North Korea in a nutshell.

    • @brumach527
      @brumach527 Před 6 lety +7

      still they never nuked anyone, US was the only country ever to do it...

    • @Thor.Jorgensen
      @Thor.Jorgensen Před 6 lety +1

      And thank goodness for that.

    • @237homer238
      @237homer238 Před 5 lety

      oh no it is retarded :(

    • @plasticvision
      @plasticvision Před 5 lety +1

      you mean the US

  • @Roy_1
    @Roy_1 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Gwar must be referencing this

  • @atastro8723
    @atastro8723 Před 4 lety

    the graphics on that poster are tattooed on my arm.....best tattoo ever!!!

  • @wkeil1981
    @wkeil1981 Před 8 lety +4

    Obama loves this

  • @rfjtfhfthtfhtfhtfh
    @rfjtfhfthtfhtfhtfh Před 10 lety +5

    Ladies and gentlemen; the Cold War.

    • @TrevorHamberger
      @TrevorHamberger Před 4 lety

      wrong. that was a psy-op the soviets never had nukes.

    • @VestinVestin
      @VestinVestin Před 4 měsíci

      @@TrevorHamberger Not the Soviets. The whales.

  • @Ozymandias1
    @Ozymandias1 Před 5 lety

    This phrase was on the bad guy's bumper sticker in Kevin Costner's movie Waterworld.

  • @Nova-oq5qi
    @Nova-oq5qi Před 5 měsíci

    God i remember seeing that exact poster on an old Roblox game with the same title and concept.

  • @itaybron
    @itaybron Před 6 lety

    truer words were never spoken

  • @estevancarlos
    @estevancarlos Před 4 lety +3

    Trump: Nuke the hurricanes.

  • @homersimpsons168
    @homersimpsons168 Před 11 lety +3

    Classic Simpons

  • @somerandomalbinodude
    @somerandomalbinodude Před 12 lety

    i like the way nelson thinks

  • @Stand4Righteousness
    @Stand4Righteousness Před 9 lety +12

    since the iraq war, they re-edited this scene and took away the 'bomb the arabs' banner

    • @miga3191
      @miga3191 Před 9 lety

      prince That I only just noticed now.

  • @YFNGamer1
    @YFNGamer1 Před 6 lety +2

    Kim Jong Un's philosophy

  • @Marylandbrony
    @Marylandbrony Před rokem +3

    “I don’t know, gotta nuke something”
    Speech 100

  • @LittleGalaxyBoy
    @LittleGalaxyBoy Před 4 měsíci

    Me and the boys playing Helldivers 2

  • @claytonma
    @claytonma Před 7 lety +1

    Hillary loves this. Which is why she lost.

  • @katza831
    @katza831 Před rokem

    When you use to play your little brothers in black ops

  • @renerodriguez9055
    @renerodriguez9055 Před 4 lety

    I got a t-shirt 3 days ago Nuke the whales I love that shirt every time I put it on

  • @snowflake8000
    @snowflake8000 Před 3 lety +1

    Y'al know Shedletsky?

  • @mrkrills8839
    @mrkrills8839 Před 4 měsíci

    This whole time I thought it was just an old Roblox game

  • @SpykeKelm
    @SpykeKelm Před 12 lety

    Touché...

  • @Chad_Thundernuts
    @Chad_Thundernuts Před 3 lety

    I mean, the man's got a point

  • @NearVSMello
    @NearVSMello Před 12 lety

    That's a good point.

  • @neocaridinadavidi3134
    @neocaridinadavidi3134 Před 4 měsíci

    THEY TOUCHED THE BOATS

  • @ericortega1745
    @ericortega1745 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Save the whale but f the seal 🦭.

  • @DaFeasher
    @DaFeasher Před 13 lety +1

    so true hahahha i love this episode

  • @Zeldamaster93
    @Zeldamaster93 Před 13 lety

    Simpsons=Best. Cartoon. Ever. lol

  • @DisentDesign
    @DisentDesign Před 5 lety

    Touche Nelson, touche

  • @FrangiPaint
    @FrangiPaint Před 13 lety

    "Touche"

  • @Tigerbarsch
    @Tigerbarsch Před 13 lety

    I've found a t shirt with that picture, must buy it ;)

  • @nuclearwinter391
    @nuclearwinter391 Před rokem

    He's not wrong...

  • @daswgn
    @daswgn Před 11 lety

    ...touché...

  • @submarineinthesky8946
    @submarineinthesky8946 Před 5 lety

    he's got a point.

  • @marcello7781
    @marcello7781 Před 3 lety

    I thought I saw the poster on Waterworld

  • @ShyGuy83
    @ShyGuy83 Před 12 lety

    Nostalgia Critic used that same poster for one of his reviews.

  • @jeffjohnson7624
    @jeffjohnson7624 Před rokem

    Sounds Like the Plot of Avatar 2...

  • @touchgrass7129
    @touchgrass7129 Před 8 měsíci

    SO REACH, UP TO, THE TOP

  • @biowepcosmic
    @biowepcosmic Před 9 lety +1

    got to nuke something so ture

  • @Adeptus-Custodes
    @Adeptus-Custodes Před 4 lety

    He has a point

  • @Shephchan
    @Shephchan Před 12 lety

    Don't Nuke Wales, what we do to you?

  • @NorrisTheSpider
    @NorrisTheSpider Před 11 lety

    Wonder what PETA thought of this.

  • @gayflower900
    @gayflower900 Před 11 lety

    The Nostalgia Critic brought me here.

  • @jakobnulden9154
    @jakobnulden9154 Před 11 lety

    How does a quote of what he just said get this many likes?

  • @SchweigaHalofreak135
    @SchweigaHalofreak135 Před 4 měsíci

    Happy world whale day

  • @Leftysfive93
    @Leftysfive93 Před 12 lety

    Touche.

  • @Uberskull
    @Uberskull Před 11 lety

    true, true.

  • @cultofgiovanni
    @cultofgiovanni Před 10 lety

    touché

  • @tommywiseau3696
    @tommywiseau3696 Před 3 lety

    I have this on a shirt lol

  • @NotAU
    @NotAU Před 4 lety

    I’m getting a sticker

  • @callum2383
    @callum2383 Před 5 lety

    Made this 1K, proud of myself lol

  • @ellismarquez8410
    @ellismarquez8410 Před 4 měsíci

    Good thing neither the Inuits nor Japanese have nukes.

  • @jucarave
    @jucarave Před 13 lety

    touched XD

  • @domlipski5226
    @domlipski5226 Před 4 lety

    Nelson is technically correct.

  • @peterbrehmj
    @peterbrehmj Před 10 lety +1

    This was a starcraft broodwar use map setting game!!!!!

  • @cameronjames7379
    @cameronjames7379 Před 11 lety

    if thats what school does to kids im glad im being homeschooled

  • @annie10103
    @annie10103 Před 11 lety

    You have no idea.

  • @DimensionsofChange
    @DimensionsofChange Před 13 lety

    @SilverSaru you took mine

  • @NEVIUSxDONTFEARDEATH
    @NEVIUSxDONTFEARDEATH Před 12 lety

    nappa nuked the whales

  • @TheTrainRex
    @TheTrainRex Před 12 lety

    @NEVIUSxDONTFEARDEATH So did TIP.

  • @ki-pattao9030
    @ki-pattao9030 Před 4 lety

    What else you gotta nuke?

  • @albertocruzado2899
    @albertocruzado2899 Před 4 lety

    Everytime that my favourite videos in youtube are interrupted by Greenpeace propaganda, I think this exactly.

  • @arrownoir
    @arrownoir Před rokem

    Nuke ’em.

  • @gferrol118
    @gferrol118 Před 7 lety

    What did Wales do to you Nelson?

  • @lqkim9756
    @lqkim9756 Před 2 lety

    Nelson: "Gotta nuke something."
    *Russia*

  • @dakotaV45
    @dakotaV45 Před 12 lety

    @EvilReser12 And Builderman liked this.

  • @blacktimhoward4322
    @blacktimhoward4322 Před 4 měsíci

    'Merica

  • @ViraLToxicz
    @ViraLToxicz Před 10 lety +1

    ROBLOX Nuke the Whales Shedletsky

  • @avelus5984
    @avelus5984 Před 4 lety

    Why does this make me ship Lisa and Nelson?

  • @youngice6004
    @youngice6004 Před 11 lety

    lol katy perry remix

  • @NihilisticIdealist
    @NihilisticIdealist Před 9 lety +1

    lindsey_graham.avi